2 00:01:36,821 --> 00:01:39,580 Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti 3 00:01:48,338 --> 00:01:50,858 {y:i}In the Czech Republic too, {y:i}we love pork. 4 00:01:51,218 --> 00:01:53,777 {y:i}Ever had our sausages? 5 00:01:59,136 --> 00:02:02,096 {y:i}In the Czech Republic too, {y:i}we love pork. 6 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:05,015 {y:i}You ever had our sausages? 7 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:26,571 Adriana? 8 00:02:26,851 --> 00:02:30,290 {y:i}In the Czech Republic too, {y:i}we love pork. Ever had our sausages? 9 00:02:34,449 --> 00:02:36,369 Emil Kolar? 10 00:02:37,888 --> 00:02:41,528 - Help you? - Salami sub, hold the mayo. 11 00:02:41,808 --> 00:02:43,487 We're out of mayo. 12 00:02:46,927 --> 00:02:49,286 Change my meat to black forest. 13 00:02:59,124 --> 00:03:00,324 You killed me. 14 00:03:00,524 --> 00:03:02,044 What do you want me to do? 15 00:03:02,164 --> 00:03:03,243 I want to tell you. 16 00:03:03,523 --> 00:03:05,283 What? You come here every night. 17 00:03:05,523 --> 00:03:07,043 You fucked up. 18 00:03:07,243 --> 00:03:09,122 What do you mean? 19 00:03:09,762 --> 00:03:11,602 Here's these. 20 00:03:12,282 --> 00:03:13,561 Where'd you find them? 21 00:03:13,841 --> 00:03:16,641 One in the table. Three in my skull. 22 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,680 You will have our sausages. 23 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,279 Get rid of these. 24 00:03:25,159 --> 00:03:26,759 Let go of me! Let go! 25 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:40,436 - I would've wrapped it... - That's okay. A computer! 26 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:43,795 This one got such a good write-up, I got one for myself. 27 00:03:44,115 --> 00:03:46,995 - Let's move on, okay? - Congratulations. God bless. 28 00:03:52,473 --> 00:03:54,793 You look gorgeous. Who's your date? 29 00:03:55,033 --> 00:03:56,873 What do you mean, Who's your date? 30 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:59,192 - Good to see you. - Congratulations. 31 00:03:59,312 --> 00:04:02,272 - Thank you. - Melissa was beautiful up there. 32 00:04:02,671 --> 00:04:04,831 Oh, Mama Livia, come stai, darling? 33 00:04:05,151 --> 00:04:07,750 Listen to him, with that my darling. 34 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:10,270 I am nobody's darling. 35 00:04:10,430 --> 00:04:12,270 She never disappoints you. 36 00:04:12,549 --> 00:04:15,109 Are you still seeing your other women, Lorenzo? 37 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:17,948 Come on, Ma, let's mingle. 38 00:04:18,028 --> 00:04:20,668 Sorry, the older she gets, the worse she gets. 39 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:24,547 I heard disturbing shit last night. I wanted to talk to you. 40 00:04:24,787 --> 00:04:28,146 But with the rehearsal dinner and everything, you know... 41 00:04:28,506 --> 00:04:30,586 There's the priest. I'll be right back. 42 00:04:43,863 --> 00:04:47,143 Federal indictments? Where the fuck did you get this? 43 00:04:47,302 --> 00:04:52,301 I got a guy, his goomar works at FBI headquarters as a word processor. 44 00:04:52,541 --> 00:04:53,861 When's it coming down? 45 00:04:54,181 --> 00:04:56,741 I don't know. When she knows, she'll tell me. 46 00:04:56,941 --> 00:04:59,220 - Indictments? What the fuck? - You sure? 47 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:03,579 It ain't just my source in Jersey. Half of New York moved to Fort Lauderdale. 48 00:05:03,819 --> 00:05:06,139 Fuck! They're gonna want my ass. 49 00:05:06,499 --> 00:05:07,738 Why? 50 00:05:07,938 --> 00:05:09,818 What do you mean, why? I'm O.C. 51 00:05:10,098 --> 00:05:11,898 When'd you get your wings? 52 00:05:12,098 --> 00:05:15,937 I didn't. Not yet, anyway. 53 00:05:16,777 --> 00:05:19,136 Uncle Junior, you got anything to say? 54 00:05:19,336 --> 00:05:22,296 You guys see indictments under your bed at night. 55 00:05:22,575 --> 00:05:26,415 You're ready to lam it. As far as I'm concerned, it's speculation. 56 00:05:26,695 --> 00:05:27,614 It's rumor. 57 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:31,094 Better be safe than sorry. I say we duck for a while. 58 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,373 What're we gonna do, close shop? We can't do that. 59 00:05:34,533 --> 00:05:36,133 Tony, what do you think? 60 00:05:36,453 --> 00:05:41,452 What the fuck are you asking him for? I just gave you the answer. 61 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:45,451 He's right, we go, it's open season. Albanians will be living in our houses. 62 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:48,650 I just gave a G-note to Larry Boy's kid for the boost. 63 00:05:48,850 --> 00:05:51,850 If I have to lam in a hurry, I'd have duped her another time. 64 00:05:59,928 --> 00:06:03,887 I gotta go. It's an emergency. Say goodbye to your father for me. 65 00:06:07,007 --> 00:06:10,206 I agree with my uncle. He calls the shots, we do it. 66 00:06:10,406 --> 00:06:13,085 Well, maybe for today, for right now... 67 00:06:13,325 --> 00:06:16,965 ...you were thinking that everybody should do spring cleaning? 68 00:06:17,604 --> 00:06:19,004 That was my next comment. 69 00:06:53,157 --> 00:06:55,197 Think they'll come over the weekend? 70 00:06:55,437 --> 00:06:57,356 They're coming someday. 71 00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:04,595 - Where's the rest of the money? - Everywhere. 72 00:07:04,955 --> 00:07:06,315 Get it. 73 00:07:09,234 --> 00:07:11,954 - What else? - How about your phone numbers? 74 00:07:12,154 --> 00:07:14,793 Anybody who's anybody's in my head. 75 00:07:20,672 --> 00:07:24,471 - What's the matter? - Nothing. Just, here we go. 76 00:07:24,671 --> 00:07:26,031 Here. 77 00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:31,430 Why now? Why the fuck now, just when things were going good? 78 00:07:39,548 --> 00:07:42,707 - Boot your computer, cops are coming. - So? 79 00:07:42,987 --> 00:07:45,667 You want them to see that porno you downloaded? 80 00:07:55,025 --> 00:07:56,785 Better give me your jewelry. 81 00:07:57,504 --> 00:07:59,424 Oh, Jesus! 82 00:07:59,504 --> 00:08:03,063 We can't produce receipts. You want them stealing it? 83 00:08:07,263 --> 00:08:08,662 Come on. 84 00:08:09,382 --> 00:08:11,822 Not my engagement ring. This isn't stolen. 85 00:08:13,261 --> 00:08:14,461 Is it? 86 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:16,141 No. 87 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,100 What do you think I am? 88 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:21,820 Come on, give me that! 89 00:08:47,574 --> 00:08:49,294 Adriana! 90 00:08:50,814 --> 00:08:53,573 It ate my whole script now! 91 00:08:57,332 --> 00:08:59,732 You're still on the file. You deleted the text. 92 00:09:00,012 --> 00:09:02,331 The fuck... Whatever. You fucking asshole! 93 00:09:02,651 --> 00:09:05,411 Stop with the hysteria, would you please? 94 00:09:05,651 --> 00:09:09,970 If you're gonna keep behaving like a baby, I'm not gonna help you. 95 00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:11,210 I mean it. 96 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:14,409 At least you work that squirrel program in the restaurant. 97 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:19,488 There, the text came back. 98 00:09:19,688 --> 00:09:23,007 - You put it in buffer memory. - What do you think? 99 00:09:23,247 --> 00:09:24,727 Of the script? 100 00:09:25,327 --> 00:09:28,806 Babe, I can't give an opinion every time you add a sentence. 101 00:09:29,006 --> 00:09:31,286 I gotta have the whole story flow. 102 00:09:31,606 --> 00:09:33,485 I'm starting with the dialogue. 103 00:09:42,923 --> 00:09:45,963 I manuged to get the drop on him? 104 00:09:46,243 --> 00:09:49,042 Do you mean, I managed to get the drop on him? 105 00:09:49,282 --> 00:09:53,001 Or is he saying manuge, like mannuggia I'americano? 106 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,799 My Tennessee William. 107 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,318 Where you going? 108 00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,317 Get over here. 109 00:10:13,797 --> 00:10:16,757 I have never seen you apply yourself like this. 110 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,796 I love movies. You know that. 111 00:10:20,316 --> 00:10:22,116 That smell in Blockbuster... 112 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:25,835 ...that candy and carpet smell, I get high off it. 113 00:10:26,075 --> 00:10:29,074 Gonna let all this love and knowledge go to waste? 114 00:10:29,834 --> 00:10:33,193 My cousin Gregory's girlfriend, Amy, who works for Tarantino, said: 115 00:10:33,393 --> 00:10:37,632 Mob stories are always hot. I can make my mark. 116 00:10:39,192 --> 00:10:44,071 With these indictments, shouldn't you put the script away for a while... 117 00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:46,151 ...and get rid of evidence? 118 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,230 Travel light. Free bird. 119 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:55,269 You stole this computer, plus the one you just gave Melissa. 120 00:10:58,508 --> 00:10:59,548 I'm writing. 121 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:00,908 Turn on channel 6. 122 00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:02,987 Turn on channel 6. 123 00:11:05,987 --> 00:11:09,546 {y:i}New Jersey Attorney General, {y:i}James Ricci, stated at a fundraiser... 124 00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:12,705 {y:i}... that a grand jury has been {y:i}empaneled to investigate... 125 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:16,945 {y:i}... possible Mob activities in the {y:i}Garden State with indictments to follow. 126 00:11:17,225 --> 00:11:20,624 {y:i}With us is syndicated columnist and author of Mafia: 127 00:11:20,904 --> 00:11:23,583 America's Longest-Running Soap Opera, Jeffrey Wernick. 128 00:11:23,903 --> 00:11:26,023 {y:i}- Welcome. {y:i}- Pleasure to be here. 129 00:11:26,183 --> 00:11:29,902 {y:i}For years, FBI has been telling us {y:i}that the Mafia is all but dead. 130 00:11:30,302 --> 00:11:31,502 {y:i}Let me interject. 131 00:11:32,341 --> 00:11:36,421 {y:i}While it is true that the Mob is {y:i}getting a standing eight-count... 132 00:11:36,661 --> 00:11:40,060 {y:i}... I wouldn 't call the fight. {y:i}The government knows this best. 133 00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:44,779 {y:i}Murder, truck hijacking and money {y:i}laundering are expected inquiries. 134 00:11:45,059 --> 00:11:47,299 {y:i}Do we know names of those {y:i}who 'll be indicted? 135 00:11:47,578 --> 00:11:50,378 {y:i}The indictments are sealed, {y:i}but with the recent death... 136 00:11:50,498 --> 00:11:53,177 {y:i}... of acting Di Meo family boss, {y:i}Jackie Aprile... 137 00:11:53,377 --> 00:11:56,897 {y:i}... my sources tell me that {y:i}Corrado Junior Soprano... 138 00:11:57,137 --> 00:12:00,176 {y:i}... was made new boss {y:i}after the death of Aprile. 139 00:12:00,456 --> 00:12:04,255 {y:i}The Sopranos have long, historic {y:i}ties to the New York families. 140 00:12:04,575 --> 00:12:06,735 {y:i}What about possible {y:i}murder charges? 141 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:10,414 {y:i}They will undoubtedly be focused {y:i}on the as yet unsolved... 142 00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:14,653 {y:i}... execution-style slaying of Soprano {y:i}family associate, Brendan Filone. 143 00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:18,772 {y:i}- Was it part of a power struggle? {y:i}- Interesting. 144 00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:21,372 No one would have ranked him as associate! 145 00:12:21,652 --> 00:12:24,051 {y:i}- A loyal soldier, {y:i}and he winds up dead... 146 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:25,851 Soldier? 147 00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:29,050 Brendan Filone? Associate? Soldier? Fuck you! 148 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,650 Jesus! 149 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:42,647 Did you see it from the beginning? Did they mention my name? 150 00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:47,646 Stop the fucking chitchat, all right? I gotta go. 151 00:12:52,445 --> 00:12:54,965 Nobody makes guinso gravy like you, Nana. 152 00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:58,564 You know, I'm up at Bard waiting for my care package. 153 00:12:58,804 --> 00:13:00,364 I don't like that word, Jason. 154 00:13:00,644 --> 00:13:01,644 What, guinso? 155 00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:04,883 - The word is offensive! - She's right, Jason. 156 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,283 Sorry, Nana. What's it mean? 157 00:13:07,602 --> 00:13:09,522 - It's from guinea. - What's that? 158 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,602 It's a derogation. 159 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,361 I have a patient. You wouldn't say guinea to him. 160 00:13:15,641 --> 00:13:19,640 Italian male seeing a shrink. Let me guess: Mother issues. 161 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,720 - Why wouldn't you? - Just wouldn't. 162 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,199 You'd be scared? Is he in the Mafia? 163 00:13:24,359 --> 00:13:28,238 No, I shouldn't have mentioned it! Can we change the subject? 164 00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:31,358 No way. Mom, is he in the Mob, or what? 165 00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:33,277 He's not a mobster, is he? 166 00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:37,396 Nobody knows better than you, Richard. I can't discuss my patients. 167 00:13:37,556 --> 00:13:41,156 I just hope he's not one of those crumbs on the news. 168 00:13:41,836 --> 00:13:45,795 Just refer him to another doctor. You can do that, couldn't you? 169 00:13:46,155 --> 00:13:47,554 Grate the cheese, Dad. 170 00:13:48,274 --> 00:13:49,514 Sure she can. 171 00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:53,113 That might be what you would do, Richard. 172 00:13:53,353 --> 00:13:55,633 Now I remember why we got divorced. 173 00:13:56,273 --> 00:13:58,992 Why refer him to another doctor? He's my patient. 174 00:13:59,312 --> 00:14:02,871 You can't treat sociopaths. You shouldn't help scum with bed-wetting. 175 00:14:03,151 --> 00:14:06,311 You have no idea who this man is, and yet you call him scum. 176 00:14:06,711 --> 00:14:09,950 People like him are the reason Italian-Americans have a bad image. 177 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,150 I agree. 178 00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:14,989 Ask any American to describe an Italian-American in this country... 179 00:14:15,149 --> 00:14:19,468 ...invariably he's gonna reference {y:i}The Godfather, Goodfellas... 180 00:14:19,788 --> 00:14:20,908 Good movies. 181 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,867 ...and the rest will mention pizza. - Good movies to eat pizza by. 182 00:14:25,107 --> 00:14:28,346 Stop it, Jason! I never said he was in the Mafia. 183 00:14:28,626 --> 00:14:30,586 We'll never see an Italian president. 184 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,505 And that's my patient's fault? 185 00:14:33,265 --> 00:14:36,465 I realize that you're involved in the Anti-Defamation lobby. 186 00:14:36,785 --> 00:14:41,344 So go after Hollywood if you feel you must. But leave my patient alone. 187 00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:42,543 It's a synergy. 188 00:14:42,783 --> 00:14:46,383 News items and the portrayal of Italian-Americans as gangsters! 189 00:14:46,943 --> 00:14:51,622 Wasn't the Italian Anti-Def deal started by Joe Colombo? A mobster? 190 00:14:51,822 --> 00:14:54,341 Italians Against Discrimination did a study. 191 00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:57,620 In its height, the Mafia in the U.S. Had less than 5000 members. 192 00:14:58,020 --> 00:15:00,780 And yet, that tiny, insignificant fraction... 193 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:04,939 ...casts such a dark shadow over 20 million hard-working Americans. 194 00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:09,498 At this point in our cultural history, Mob movies are classic American cinema. 195 00:15:09,738 --> 00:15:10,738 Like Westerns. 196 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,737 I have to agree there, Rich. 197 00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:15,817 You never saw the Scotch-Irish pissing and moaning... 198 00:15:16,097 --> 00:15:19,336 ...about being portrayed as rustlers and gunslingers. 199 00:15:19,496 --> 00:15:20,656 That's absurd! 200 00:15:20,856 --> 00:15:23,175 See what you started with your gravy, Nana? 201 00:15:23,615 --> 00:15:26,735 To we, the 20 million. 202 00:15:27,414 --> 00:15:28,694 {y:i}- Salute! {y:i}- Salute! 203 00:15:28,854 --> 00:15:31,774 {y:i}- Cent'anni. {y:i}- Salute. 204 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,570 What? 205 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,250 Come here. We're exterminating. 206 00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:52,409 I'm busy now. 207 00:15:52,649 --> 00:15:54,609 Get some sfogliatelle for the guys. 208 00:15:54,849 --> 00:15:56,329 Yeah. 209 00:16:11,326 --> 00:16:12,325 Twenty-nine. 210 00:16:19,444 --> 00:16:21,484 Here you go, big guy. 211 00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:32,242 Hey, Gino. What can I get you? 212 00:16:32,521 --> 00:16:35,281 - Get me some... - Number 34, right here! 213 00:16:35,841 --> 00:16:38,160 He just went out to get gas in his car. 214 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:42,240 I go out, fuck your sister, come back Saturday, I go to the front? 215 00:16:42,519 --> 00:16:43,559 I said he could. 216 00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:45,839 Poppin' Fresh, I'm in no mood! 217 00:16:45,999 --> 00:16:48,558 I'm next, now get a fucking pastry box. 218 00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:51,558 Gino, what can I get you? 219 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,317 Dougie, let him go first. 220 00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,277 He don't make the rules here! 221 00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,236 All right, two Neapolitan loaves... 222 00:16:59,516 --> 00:17:03,435 You touch a single crust, you'll wish you took that job at McDonalds! 223 00:17:03,515 --> 00:17:04,555 Fuck you! 224 00:17:04,955 --> 00:17:06,675 Okay, take a walk. 225 00:17:07,714 --> 00:17:10,834 - What about my bread? - You come back in 10 minutes. 226 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:12,713 What do you think you're doing? 227 00:17:12,953 --> 00:17:14,233 Come on. 228 00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:24,471 Get up, I'm not gonna hurt you. 229 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,830 What is it? Do I look like a pussy to you? 230 00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:32,190 - No. - Seriously, be honest, I won't get mad. 231 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:36,709 So why give me a hard time and talk to me like I'm nothing? 232 00:17:37,109 --> 00:17:38,948 I'm sorry. 233 00:17:39,428 --> 00:17:41,108 Get a pastry box. 234 00:17:41,988 --> 00:17:43,307 Move it! 235 00:17:45,947 --> 00:17:47,227 That's better. 236 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:51,546 Now fill it with cannoli, sfogliatelle and napoleons. 237 00:17:56,345 --> 00:17:57,704 Move. 238 00:18:00,904 --> 00:18:01,744 Good. 239 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,342 Give me the box. Come on. 240 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:18,420 Next time you see my face, show some respect. 241 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,100 I will. 242 00:18:22,459 --> 00:18:24,419 You motherfucker! 243 00:18:24,659 --> 00:18:26,019 You shot my foot! 244 00:18:26,419 --> 00:18:29,698 - It happens. - You fucking asshole! 245 00:18:34,777 --> 00:18:39,136 If I'm getting an invitation to the dance, I wish the feds would hurry up. 246 00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:41,056 You heard what the news said. 247 00:18:41,376 --> 00:18:43,935 The way things are working, it's Junior's party. 248 00:18:44,135 --> 00:18:46,895 That was a far-thinking plan you had there, Tone. 249 00:18:48,854 --> 00:18:50,854 I called you last Christmas. 250 00:18:51,054 --> 00:18:52,094 Fuck this! 251 00:18:52,294 --> 00:18:54,853 The sfogliatelle! What's wrong with you? 252 00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:58,572 What are you doing? You brought up in a barn, or what? 253 00:18:58,732 --> 00:19:00,172 What's the matter with you? 254 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:04,651 This is no time to go on the rag. Not with the indictment coming down. 255 00:19:05,691 --> 00:19:08,330 Take Georgie, go in the bathroom, sweep for bugs. 256 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:10,210 Come on. 257 00:19:17,488 --> 00:19:19,968 Well, I hope they'll be all right. 258 00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:21,688 Who? 259 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,487 - The guys. - What about me? 260 00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:27,446 They didn't even mention your name on TV. 261 00:19:27,686 --> 00:19:31,886 Amazing, huh? That news guy, he said the words Brendan Filone ... 262 00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:35,685 ...the hairs on the back of my neck, they fucking stood up. 263 00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:37,005 I knew the guy. 264 00:19:37,724 --> 00:19:40,564 They made him look like John-fucking-Gotti. 265 00:19:41,004 --> 00:19:42,363 I brought him around here. 266 00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:47,243 Tony wouldn't have never known him if it wasn't for me. 267 00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:48,722 I had no idea. 268 00:20:07,718 --> 00:20:09,438 Who is it? I'm sleeping. 269 00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:12,557 - Carmela. - Oh, come on in. 270 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:16,277 I just said that in case you were... 271 00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:19,796 ...that snooty-assed Mrs. Ryan down the hall. 272 00:20:20,716 --> 00:20:24,435 She is so shanty Irish, and with all her airs. 273 00:20:24,675 --> 00:20:27,354 - Come on, I'm taking you to brunch. - What? 274 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:28,674 Get dressed. 275 00:20:28,874 --> 00:20:30,394 What's wrong? Tell me. 276 00:20:30,634 --> 00:20:32,953 Why does something have to be wrong? 277 00:20:33,193 --> 00:20:34,913 Meadow? She eats like a bird. 278 00:20:35,113 --> 00:20:38,232 Everything is fine, Ma, relax! Nothing is wrong. 279 00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:43,071 You come here unannounced. I shouldn't wonder if something's wrong? 280 00:20:43,591 --> 00:20:48,270 Jeez, I'm sorry. It's a nice day, I thought I would take you out. 281 00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,429 I don't want to go out! 282 00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:57,428 Is it Anthony? Those indictments? 283 00:20:57,668 --> 00:21:00,028 His father could take it in stride, but he can't. 284 00:21:00,588 --> 00:21:01,868 I don't believe you. 285 00:21:05,627 --> 00:21:07,067 Ma, will you get dressed? 286 00:21:07,426 --> 00:21:10,426 - We just went to a wedding! - That was a big to-do. 287 00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:13,505 This way we get to spend some quality time. 288 00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:18,144 The Manor will stop serving brunch any minute. 289 00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:23,703 Did he cheat on you again? 290 00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:29,102 I try to do something nice. I come here to take you out. 291 00:21:29,342 --> 00:21:33,901 You think I have some other agenda that I have to talk to you about? 292 00:21:34,141 --> 00:21:35,861 Don't flatter yourself. 293 00:21:36,741 --> 00:21:39,980 {y:i}I'II... I'll throw something on. 294 00:21:43,499 --> 00:21:45,499 Buckle your seat belt, Ma. 295 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,818 I can't find it! Where is it? 296 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:13,321 It's not definite. I just thought I'd tell you. 297 00:23:13,521 --> 00:23:15,961 In case I don't show up for an appointment. 298 00:23:16,241 --> 00:23:20,960 You're telling me you're planning a vacation, but you're not sure when? 299 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,399 Right. 300 00:23:24,479 --> 00:23:26,199 I may never go. 301 00:23:28,318 --> 00:23:29,758 Let's put it this way: 302 00:23:31,278 --> 00:23:33,997 There's a strong possibility that it could happen. 303 00:23:36,317 --> 00:23:40,436 Does this have anything to do with what's been on the news lately? 304 00:23:44,595 --> 00:23:47,594 If you suddenly stop coming to your appointments... 305 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,314 ...I will assume that you are on vacation? 306 00:23:50,914 --> 00:23:53,593 And I should wait to be contacted? 307 00:23:53,873 --> 00:23:56,073 That would be a good assumption. 308 00:24:02,112 --> 00:24:06,271 - Who is it? - Paulie. Open the door. 309 00:24:23,987 --> 00:24:26,027 I thought we were stepping out. 310 00:24:28,106 --> 00:24:29,706 I got two broads in the car. 311 00:24:30,026 --> 00:24:32,425 You said Ad went to stay at her mother's. 312 00:24:35,905 --> 00:24:39,504 No wonder. The place looks like a fucking sty. 313 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,223 What's wrong? 314 00:24:45,023 --> 00:24:47,422 Talk to me. This ain't like you, kid. 315 00:24:50,382 --> 00:24:52,182 I ran into Billy Cracciolo. 316 00:24:52,421 --> 00:24:54,181 The meter maid? What about him? 317 00:24:54,501 --> 00:24:57,181 Told me the cops in Nutley are looking for a guy. 318 00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:01,460 Blew off a kid's toe for no good reason in Russo's Bakery. 319 00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:02,979 Drove a Lexus? 320 00:25:06,419 --> 00:25:08,298 Does Tony know about this? 321 00:25:10,058 --> 00:25:11,498 What's going on, Chrissy? 322 00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:16,337 Been working my ass off on this script. You know how many pages I got? 323 00:25:16,497 --> 00:25:17,616 Nineteen. 324 00:25:18,696 --> 00:25:20,576 That a lot or a little? 325 00:25:21,136 --> 00:25:24,335 Books say a movie's supposed to be about 120 pages. 326 00:25:24,655 --> 00:25:26,895 I thought the computer would do a lot of it. 327 00:25:27,374 --> 00:25:29,134 You're being frank about the business... 328 00:25:29,414 --> 00:25:32,653 I would never do that. It's only suggested by. 329 00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:37,732 That writer, with the bullfights? Blew his own fucking head off. 330 00:25:38,492 --> 00:25:40,452 I bought a scriptwriting program. 331 00:25:41,012 --> 00:25:43,811 My advice? Put that thing down awhile. 332 00:25:43,931 --> 00:25:45,451 We get our joints copped. 333 00:25:45,731 --> 00:25:48,610 Tomorrow, the words will come blowing out your ass. 334 00:25:50,490 --> 00:25:53,129 You ever feel like nothing good would ever happen? 335 00:25:53,449 --> 00:25:55,849 Yeah. And nothing did. So what? 336 00:25:56,089 --> 00:25:57,648 I'm alive, I'm surviving. 337 00:25:57,928 --> 00:26:00,968 That's it. I don't want to just survive. 338 00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:05,647 It says in movie-writing books that every character has an arc, understand? 339 00:26:07,606 --> 00:26:11,606 Everybody starts out somewheres and then they do something... 340 00:26:11,806 --> 00:26:14,205 ...it changes their life. That's their arc. 341 00:26:14,405 --> 00:26:16,245 Where's my arc? 342 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:21,044 All right, take Richard Kimble, right? 343 00:26:22,244 --> 00:26:26,483 No, that's no good. His arc is run, run, jump off the dam... 344 00:26:29,282 --> 00:26:31,482 Keanu Reeves, Devil's Advocate. 345 00:26:31,922 --> 00:26:33,801 - AI. - Right. 346 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:39,280 Keanu's a lawyer, gets all turned on by money, power and the Devil. 347 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:44,039 Then his wife says, You're not the man I married, leaves him. 348 00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:45,439 You see the arc? 349 00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:51,198 He starts down here, he ends up here. 350 00:26:51,398 --> 00:26:53,677 Where's my arc, Paulie? 351 00:26:54,757 --> 00:26:55,957 Kid... 352 00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:59,916 ...Richard Kimble, the Devil's whatever, those are all make-believe. 353 00:27:01,356 --> 00:27:02,915 I got no arc either. 354 00:27:03,035 --> 00:27:07,954 I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the Army, a few more in the can. 355 00:27:08,034 --> 00:27:11,194 And here I am. A half a wiseguy. So what? 356 00:27:11,474 --> 00:27:13,633 I got no identity. 357 00:27:13,753 --> 00:27:17,193 Even Brendan Filone's got an identity. He's dead. 358 00:27:17,832 --> 00:27:20,392 I killed that fucking Emil Kolar, and nothing. 359 00:27:20,592 --> 00:27:22,391 I don't even move up a notch. 360 00:27:22,591 --> 00:27:24,871 All I got is nightmares. 361 00:27:25,431 --> 00:27:27,830 That Polish, Czech, whatever he is... 362 00:27:27,990 --> 00:27:30,470 ...is haunting me in my dreams every night. 363 00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:34,229 That happens. The more of them you do, the better you'll sleep. 364 00:27:34,389 --> 00:27:36,869 I had one prick for months in my dreams. 365 00:27:37,229 --> 00:27:41,228 I feel like he's trying to tell me we fucked up the night we buried him. 366 00:27:41,468 --> 00:27:43,467 - We didn't. - I'm in danger. 367 00:27:43,627 --> 00:27:44,747 Can I ask a question? 368 00:27:44,907 --> 00:27:47,426 Why would he tell you you're in danger... 369 00:27:47,746 --> 00:27:50,506 ...considering you put a moonroof in his head? 370 00:27:51,186 --> 00:27:53,145 What did we do wrong that night? 371 00:27:53,545 --> 00:27:56,545 The gun was hot, so the slugs couldn't be traced to me. 372 00:27:56,745 --> 00:27:59,144 You know who had an ark? Noah. 373 00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:21,380 Is that him? 374 00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:25,219 That would be some fucking coincidence if it wasn't, wouldn't it? 375 00:28:28,738 --> 00:28:30,458 - Holy shit! Look. - What? 376 00:28:30,698 --> 00:28:33,217 He was clean-shaven. He's got a beard now. 377 00:28:33,377 --> 00:28:36,017 You know what? I read that. That happens. 378 00:28:36,217 --> 00:28:37,896 I always thought it was bullshit. 379 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:39,936 Look at his fingernails! 380 00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:41,616 They're like a woman's. 381 00:28:41,816 --> 00:28:44,215 I'm gonna fucking puke. 382 00:28:46,735 --> 00:28:51,254 Help me lift him and take him to Pine Barrens before they build a condo here. 383 00:28:51,494 --> 00:28:53,013 Georgie! 384 00:28:56,453 --> 00:28:58,652 I don't know about selling this property. 385 00:28:58,852 --> 00:29:02,052 I don't know about you, but I sure could use an infusion... 386 00:29:02,252 --> 00:29:05,211 ...if we're supporting Jase after he graduates. 387 00:29:05,451 --> 00:29:09,450 It's funny how even during our marriage, we saw things differently. 388 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:13,809 I never saw this place as an investment. 389 00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:16,449 I always thought that we'd build a house. 390 00:29:18,208 --> 00:29:20,048 So are we gonna sell, or what? 391 00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:22,288 For Jason. 392 00:29:23,047 --> 00:29:26,327 I don't want to hear that you took one of your Colleens on a cruise. 393 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:28,966 What's that supposed to mean, Colleens? 394 00:29:29,206 --> 00:29:32,365 We all know you're a sucker for those Irish girls. 395 00:29:32,685 --> 00:29:35,405 Every Italian boy bows down to the freckles. 396 00:29:35,645 --> 00:29:38,404 - I married you! - Yeah, I was a mother figure. 397 00:29:38,724 --> 00:29:40,924 Don't bust my balls with Freud-by-numbers. 398 00:29:41,204 --> 00:29:44,443 Don't bust my balls? Richard, your calabrese is showing. 399 00:29:44,643 --> 00:29:49,242 Are you implying by all this I'm ashamed to be an Italian-American? 400 00:29:49,482 --> 00:29:52,162 With all the poverty, starvation, ethnic cleansing... 401 00:29:52,401 --> 00:29:54,441 ...and horrible shit in this world... 402 00:29:54,521 --> 00:29:58,720 ...you devote your energy to protecting the dignity of Connie Francis! 403 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,999 You're worked up about my patient... 404 00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:08,078 ...a man who has no bearing on who or where you are in this world. 405 00:30:08,238 --> 00:30:11,158 Call him a patient. The man's a criminal, Jennifer. 406 00:30:11,358 --> 00:30:14,717 And after a while, you're gonna get beyond psychotherapy... 407 00:30:15,077 --> 00:30:16,957 ...with its cheesy moral relativism. 408 00:30:17,157 --> 00:30:20,716 Finally, you're gonna get to good and evil. And he's evil. 409 00:30:42,112 --> 00:30:44,031 Sorry I'm late. The alarm... 410 00:30:44,751 --> 00:30:46,311 What is wrong with you? 411 00:30:46,431 --> 00:30:48,150 I ain't been feeling good. 412 00:30:48,350 --> 00:30:51,030 - I wipe my ass with your feelings. - Thanks. 413 00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:53,149 Drive the fucking car! 414 00:31:01,868 --> 00:31:06,187 We're under a microscope. I hear you shot some kid because he made you wait! 415 00:31:06,387 --> 00:31:08,666 - Fucking Paulie! - Don't blame Paulie! 416 00:31:08,866 --> 00:31:12,505 Nutley PD's got a description and a make on the car! 417 00:31:12,665 --> 00:31:14,505 Why don't you leave a urine sample? 418 00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:16,265 - Lf I could... - Shut up! 419 00:31:16,465 --> 00:31:19,704 Georgie comes in with vomit all over. I ask, What the fuck? 420 00:31:20,104 --> 00:31:22,024 He said you're digging up some body! 421 00:31:22,264 --> 00:31:23,823 - I was worried... - Shut up! 422 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:26,263 - You want to get caught. - I want to? 423 00:31:26,463 --> 00:31:29,582 Yeah. I seen it before. That's fucking cowboy-itis. 424 00:31:29,822 --> 00:31:31,262 You want to be a bad guy? 425 00:31:31,462 --> 00:31:33,981 - I was worried that I didn't... - Shut up! 426 00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:42,459 Can I try and explain here? 427 00:31:45,419 --> 00:31:47,378 I don't know, Tony. 428 00:31:48,138 --> 00:31:51,818 It's like the regular-ness of life is too fucking hard for me. 429 00:31:51,938 --> 00:31:53,777 I don't know. 430 00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:01,016 Look at you. 431 00:32:02,615 --> 00:32:04,775 I'll bet you're sleeping all the time. 432 00:32:05,055 --> 00:32:07,135 It's the only thing I still enjoy. 433 00:32:09,414 --> 00:32:11,174 You know what I think? 434 00:32:11,574 --> 00:32:14,733 Maybe I have cancer. 435 00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:17,372 Remember how Jackie got? 436 00:32:18,052 --> 00:32:19,052 Cancer? 437 00:32:19,292 --> 00:32:23,131 Something fucking horrible is going on inside my body. 438 00:32:23,331 --> 00:32:26,331 Does this word cancer pop into your mind a lot... 439 00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:28,810 ...a little bit, what? 440 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:33,569 Well, I'm just thinking, maybe you're... 441 00:32:34,529 --> 00:32:36,209 ...depressed. - Me? 442 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:39,128 I'm no fucking mental midget. 443 00:32:43,647 --> 00:32:44,967 Right. 444 00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:49,326 - Watch the... - What? 445 00:32:49,606 --> 00:32:51,966 - Filter. - Oh, fuck! 446 00:33:02,723 --> 00:33:04,643 Maybe you got... 447 00:33:04,923 --> 00:33:09,642 ...a serotonin problem, or whatever the fuck they call it. 448 00:33:10,602 --> 00:33:11,762 You know about that shit? 449 00:33:12,841 --> 00:33:16,081 I saw it last night on a program. 450 00:33:16,201 --> 00:33:19,920 What, take fucking Prozac? Not this skinny guinea. 451 00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:24,759 Let me ask a question. 452 00:33:26,719 --> 00:33:29,038 You ever think about... 453 00:33:29,998 --> 00:33:31,398 ...you know... 454 00:33:33,237 --> 00:33:34,717 Fuck no! 455 00:33:36,237 --> 00:33:37,316 Good. 456 00:33:39,956 --> 00:33:43,115 Bunch of losers blowing their skulls all over the bathroom? 457 00:33:44,395 --> 00:33:46,315 It's fucking pathetic. 458 00:34:07,390 --> 00:34:10,390 - Did you hear the doorbell? - I'm in the middle of a game. 459 00:34:10,510 --> 00:34:13,549 You'll be in the middle of the street, you don't wise up. 460 00:34:24,827 --> 00:34:26,307 Anthony Soprano? 461 00:34:27,227 --> 00:34:28,626 Why are you in my yard? 462 00:34:29,146 --> 00:34:30,346 The gate was open. 463 00:34:30,506 --> 00:34:33,585 I'm Agent Harris, this is Agent Driscol. May we come in? 464 00:34:33,665 --> 00:34:34,865 If I say no? 465 00:34:35,505 --> 00:34:37,864 If we were local, we wouldn't knock. 466 00:34:39,184 --> 00:34:40,304 What's your point? 467 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:43,503 We have a search warrant. We know you have children. 468 00:34:43,703 --> 00:34:48,142 Our other team's out front. We don't traumatize kids by kicking in doors. 469 00:34:48,342 --> 00:34:52,182 So why don't you take a minute and tell them you have visitors. 470 00:35:15,257 --> 00:35:17,177 Any quarters, you can keep. 471 00:35:17,456 --> 00:35:19,296 You trying to bribe me? 472 00:35:20,216 --> 00:35:23,015 Tell me what you're looking for, I can save you time. 473 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:25,935 Any incriminating evidence would be nice. 474 00:35:28,094 --> 00:35:29,414 Dad! 475 00:35:30,054 --> 00:35:32,853 - I have an English paper! - You gotta be shitting me. 476 00:35:33,213 --> 00:35:35,573 I better have all my programs when it comes back. 477 00:35:35,813 --> 00:35:36,933 Anthony! 478 00:35:39,452 --> 00:35:42,012 What the hell are they doing in my kitchen? 479 00:35:45,571 --> 00:35:46,931 What are you doing? 480 00:35:47,171 --> 00:35:48,890 Forgot your lunch, just ask. 481 00:35:49,130 --> 00:35:50,370 I'm very sorry. 482 00:35:50,570 --> 00:35:52,849 How much would you say that bowl cost? 483 00:35:53,049 --> 00:35:55,849 - I'm not cleaning that up. - Grasso, clean that. 484 00:35:56,129 --> 00:35:58,768 {y:i}Grasso, ti faccio un culo cosė. 485 00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:00,328 Your ass! 486 00:36:01,648 --> 00:36:03,607 Take it easy. Grasso, take it easy. 487 00:36:04,407 --> 00:36:06,327 We'll be gone in a few minutes. 488 00:36:06,527 --> 00:36:08,046 Let's wait in the living room. 489 00:36:08,246 --> 00:36:10,446 Clean up the bowl. 490 00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:11,726 Come on. 491 00:36:20,004 --> 00:36:22,523 I know they're doing their job, but I'm pissed. 492 00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:24,483 Harris wasn't so bad. 493 00:36:24,763 --> 00:36:28,802 He was the biggest sneak out of all of them. It's part of his act. 494 00:36:29,002 --> 00:36:31,002 That guy broke the bowl on purpose. 495 00:36:31,282 --> 00:36:33,121 He was just a klutz. 496 00:36:33,281 --> 00:36:35,161 What was his last name? 497 00:36:35,441 --> 00:36:37,800 - Rizzo, Razzo, what? - Grasso. 498 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,760 Grasso. You think it's a coincidence they sent him? 499 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,479 If he wasn't Italian, he'd be at the office sweeping up. Jerk. 500 00:36:44,799 --> 00:36:46,839 Bet they frisk him before he goes home. 501 00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:48,278 - Why? - Why? 502 00:36:48,558 --> 00:36:51,438 Because he has a vowel at the end of his name: Grasso. 503 00:36:51,718 --> 00:36:54,757 Does he think he'll make it to the top by arresting his own people? 504 00:36:55,037 --> 00:36:56,157 Pass the moo shu. 505 00:36:56,317 --> 00:36:58,196 He'll see. He'll learn. 506 00:36:58,276 --> 00:37:01,196 - We have a vowel. - And you be proud of it! 507 00:37:01,356 --> 00:37:05,075 You'd think there was no Michelangelo, the way they treat people. 508 00:37:05,555 --> 00:37:07,594 An Italian invented the telephone. 509 00:37:07,754 --> 00:37:11,674 - Alexander Graham Bell was Italian? - You see? You see what...? 510 00:37:11,874 --> 00:37:14,993 Antonio Meucci invented it, and he got robbed! 511 00:37:15,153 --> 00:37:16,713 Everybody knows that! 512 00:37:17,632 --> 00:37:19,632 Who invented the Mafia? 513 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:21,512 What? 514 00:37:21,752 --> 00:37:24,671 - La Cosa Nostra. Who invented that? - Who cares. 515 00:37:25,031 --> 00:37:28,390 Wasn't it Salvatore Lucania, known as Charlie Lucky Luciano... 516 00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:33,669 ...who organized the five families: Lucchese, Gambino, Bonanno, Profaci. 517 00:37:33,829 --> 00:37:36,109 Is there something you want to say to me? 518 00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:39,708 I just like history, like you, Dad. 519 00:37:40,028 --> 00:37:41,908 Can you shut the fuck up about it? 520 00:37:46,507 --> 00:37:48,906 A.J., did you know John Cabot was Italian? 521 00:37:49,226 --> 00:37:51,266 - Whoa. - Like he knows who that is. 522 00:37:51,746 --> 00:37:53,425 The famous discoverer of Canada. 523 00:37:53,665 --> 00:37:55,105 The Bank of America. 524 00:37:55,345 --> 00:37:59,104 One of the biggest banks in the world, started by an Italian. 525 00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:02,343 The first American saint was Italian. Mother Cabrini. 526 00:38:04,103 --> 00:38:06,623 Is it true the Chinese invented spaghetti? 527 00:38:06,823 --> 00:38:09,662 Now think. Why would people who eat with sticks... 528 00:38:10,022 --> 00:38:12,341 ...invent something you need a fork to eat? 529 00:38:13,861 --> 00:38:15,621 Here's more I bet you don't know. 530 00:38:15,781 --> 00:38:19,980 More Italians fought for the U.S. In WWII than any other ethnic group. 531 00:38:21,220 --> 00:38:23,219 They won't tell you about Sacco and Vanzetti. 532 00:38:23,419 --> 00:38:25,779 The anti-Christs that got the electric chair? 533 00:38:26,019 --> 00:38:28,698 - Anarchists. - Isn't it anti-Christs? 534 00:38:28,938 --> 00:38:31,978 They were innocent and got the chair because they were Italian. 535 00:38:32,258 --> 00:38:34,817 How are there two anti-Christs and only one Christ? 536 00:38:35,417 --> 00:38:36,377 So? 537 00:38:36,617 --> 00:38:39,816 And of course, Francis Albert. 538 00:38:43,055 --> 00:38:44,455 Will I see you next week? 539 00:38:44,735 --> 00:38:46,055 If you know something I don't. 540 00:38:46,335 --> 00:38:49,774 You understand, I have to charge you for the missed session. 541 00:38:51,094 --> 00:38:52,453 What do you mean? 542 00:38:52,653 --> 00:38:54,693 We agreed on that on our first meeting. 543 00:38:54,973 --> 00:38:56,853 But I just explained my situation. 544 00:38:57,173 --> 00:39:00,692 I understand, but it's important that we respect the agreement. 545 00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:05,331 - What if I got hit by a car? - But you weren't. 546 00:39:05,531 --> 00:39:08,450 - I know, but what if? - But you weren't. 547 00:39:08,610 --> 00:39:10,290 I know that, but what if? 548 00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:12,849 - You weren't. - Answer my fucking question! 549 00:39:14,089 --> 00:39:15,249 I will not. 550 00:39:15,409 --> 00:39:16,609 You won't? 551 00:39:17,648 --> 00:39:19,248 All right, fine. 552 00:39:19,528 --> 00:39:21,808 Fine, here. Here you go. 553 00:39:22,567 --> 00:39:25,647 This is what it's all about. Motherfucking, cocksucking money! 554 00:39:25,847 --> 00:39:26,887 Here! 555 00:39:29,606 --> 00:39:33,525 I don't understand that, and I don't appreciate being made to feel afraid. 556 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:37,165 I don't appreciate feeling like I pour my heart to a call girl! 557 00:39:37,364 --> 00:39:40,124 - Is that how you see me? - Not until now. 558 00:39:40,364 --> 00:39:44,043 But it's obvious you don't give a shit about my situation. 559 00:39:44,203 --> 00:39:46,483 Otherwise, you wouldn't shake me down. 560 00:39:49,642 --> 00:39:51,882 It'll show as paid on your next bill. 561 00:39:52,162 --> 00:39:53,281 Fine. 562 00:39:53,681 --> 00:39:55,841 Stick it up your ass. 563 00:40:04,639 --> 00:40:06,519 And how about Dr. Goldman here? 564 00:40:06,679 --> 00:40:10,838 He was gonna be a tree surgeon, but he fainted at the sight of sap! 565 00:40:11,038 --> 00:40:12,877 Sap, ladies and gentlemen. 566 00:40:13,437 --> 00:40:16,797 Pace yourselves. Don't spend it all in one place. 567 00:40:17,117 --> 00:40:20,956 Movie night, right? Last week they showed the Polish version of Rashomon. 568 00:40:21,356 --> 00:40:24,235 Everybody remembers the rape exactly the same! 569 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,234 What's the matter with you, Corrado? 570 00:40:28,434 --> 00:40:32,194 Headaches, that's all. Not the kind you take aspirin for. 571 00:40:32,393 --> 00:40:36,513 Now, tonight on our show, we have Mitzi Gaynor, Sergio Franchi... 572 00:40:36,713 --> 00:40:40,832 ...and a woman from France will pull light bulbs from her husband's throat. 573 00:40:41,032 --> 00:40:42,671 This woman can relate. 574 00:40:42,871 --> 00:40:44,311 We may have a bad apple. 575 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:47,231 Does Tony know about this? 576 00:40:47,870 --> 00:40:48,870 What will you do? 577 00:40:49,110 --> 00:40:51,790 There's not much to do. We sit back and wait. 578 00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:56,069 Don't let Tony know you know. He's under enough pressure. 579 00:40:56,549 --> 00:40:58,068 Yeah. 580 00:40:58,348 --> 00:41:02,347 I'm sure he's telling his psychiatrist it's all his mother's fault. 581 00:41:02,707 --> 00:41:03,947 What, a psychiatrist? 582 00:41:04,147 --> 00:41:07,346 Yeah, a psychiatrist. 583 00:41:07,746 --> 00:41:10,346 He's been seeing one for a while now. 584 00:41:12,186 --> 00:41:14,025 God only knows what he says. 585 00:41:14,225 --> 00:41:16,905 - Tony? - Yes, Tony. 586 00:41:17,145 --> 00:41:20,344 Tony, who had such a terrible mother. 587 00:41:20,624 --> 00:41:22,024 A psychiatrist? 588 00:41:22,184 --> 00:41:25,343 Yes, Junior. For chrissake! 589 00:41:25,543 --> 00:41:29,422 Show of hands, how many people think J.F. K is still alive? Come on. 590 00:41:30,062 --> 00:41:34,621 They should take a Zapruder film of your salad bar. Hello? Help me out! 591 00:41:34,821 --> 00:41:36,901 Who? The psychiatrist, I mean. 592 00:41:37,101 --> 00:41:39,100 Do you think I know? 593 00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:42,100 - What did you say to Tony about this? - Me? 594 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,539 Nothing. 595 00:41:43,979 --> 00:41:46,499 I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. 596 00:41:46,739 --> 00:41:51,618 And, Junior, I don't want there to be any repercussions. 597 00:41:53,617 --> 00:41:55,417 A psychiatrist? 598 00:41:56,137 --> 00:42:00,536 You're a broken record. Yes, yes! 599 00:42:00,656 --> 00:42:02,216 Do I have to...? 600 00:42:06,015 --> 00:42:08,454 Do I have to say it again? 601 00:42:10,734 --> 00:42:15,093 Picture yourself at Ellis Island. All right? How does that sound? 602 00:42:19,492 --> 00:42:21,332 {y:i}It's me. Leave a message. 603 00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:24,091 {y:i}Christopher? It's Mommy. 604 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:26,371 {y:i}I know you're there. Pick it up. 605 00:42:26,891 --> 00:42:30,010 {y:i}Are you all right? {y:i}I'm worried about you. 606 00:42:30,370 --> 00:42:34,729 {y:i}My God, they mentioned your name in the newspaper. The Star-Ledger. 607 00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:38,768 {y:i}Mrs. Jones told me. {y:i}With all those scumbags! 608 00:42:39,448 --> 00:42:42,248 It's been a while since we met for therapy. 609 00:42:44,727 --> 00:42:47,486 Jason, how's Bard? 610 00:42:50,126 --> 00:42:53,565 I'm moving into a smoke-free dorm. 611 00:42:56,165 --> 00:42:58,124 And how do we feel about that? 612 00:42:58,244 --> 00:43:00,764 I'm interested in discussing what we mentioned. 613 00:43:01,084 --> 00:43:04,843 Jason, are you concerned that your mother is treating this patient X? 614 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,322 I don't care. 615 00:43:09,002 --> 00:43:13,481 As a colleague, Jen, I suggest you drop the patient. 616 00:43:13,721 --> 00:43:15,481 After her last encounter... 617 00:43:15,641 --> 00:43:17,041 ...she finally acknowledged... 618 00:43:17,281 --> 00:43:20,480 ...that she saw the different side of him, the subhuman. 619 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,519 I take it you were frightened. 620 00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:25,319 Frightened, revolted. 621 00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:27,358 At last, appropriate emotions. 622 00:43:27,518 --> 00:43:29,878 Oh, for chrissake, Richard. You too, Sam. 623 00:43:30,278 --> 00:43:33,037 When did we become afraid to get our hands dirty? 624 00:43:33,157 --> 00:43:34,757 It's what she gets paid for. 625 00:43:34,957 --> 00:43:37,636 Jason, how would you like to see your mother...? 626 00:43:39,276 --> 00:43:43,235 Never mind, I'm not gonna paint any graphic images. 627 00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:46,115 See? He always does that. 628 00:43:46,275 --> 00:43:47,394 What? 629 00:43:47,514 --> 00:43:50,634 Follow that up, Jase. Dad does what? 630 00:43:50,714 --> 00:43:53,473 His issue is that I should distance myself from this man... 631 00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:56,273 ...on the grounds of the stigma that he brings us. 632 00:43:57,273 --> 00:44:00,072 I say refer this patient to a therapist... 633 00:44:00,312 --> 00:44:04,231 ...that specializes in Mafia depression. 634 00:44:07,590 --> 00:44:08,670 This isn't funny. 635 00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:10,630 No, of course not. 636 00:44:12,270 --> 00:44:17,269 Jen has a real honest to goodness personal and professional dilemma. 637 00:44:20,468 --> 00:44:24,507 You know, on my mother's side, we have a few dark sheep. 638 00:44:24,867 --> 00:44:26,027 Excuse me? 639 00:44:27,946 --> 00:44:28,786 Lepke. 640 00:44:33,785 --> 00:44:34,905 Who's Lepke? 641 00:44:35,825 --> 00:44:38,224 Louis Lepke Buchalter. 642 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:41,144 You know. Murder, Incorporated. 643 00:44:44,103 --> 00:44:46,783 My mother's uncle was Lepke's wheelman. 644 00:44:47,063 --> 00:44:48,622 His driver. 645 00:44:52,222 --> 00:44:55,021 Those were some tough Jews. 646 00:46:53,437 --> 00:46:54,597 English Sub Sync by VeNOm