1 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,156 In the Czech Republic too, we love pork. 2 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:57,034 Ever had our sausages? 3 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:05,709 In the Czech Republic too, we love pork. 4 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,629 You ever had our sausages? 5 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,193 Adriana? 6 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:35,113 In the Czech Republic too, we love pork. Ever had our sausages? 7 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,370 Emil Kolar? 8 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:46,833 - Help you? - Salami sub, hold the mayo. 9 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,877 We're out of mayo. 10 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,925 Change my meat to black forest. 11 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,395 You killed me. 12 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,188 What do you want me to do? 13 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,606 I want to tell you. 14 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,733 What? You come here every night. 15 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,485 You fucked up. 16 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,612 What do you mean? 17 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,198 Here's these. 18 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,242 Where'd you find them? 19 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,453 One in the table. Three in my skull. 20 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,625 You will have our sausages. 21 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,419 Get rid of these. 22 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,005 Let go of me! Let go! 23 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,853 - I would've wrapped it... - That's okay. A computer! 24 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,815 This one got such a good write-up, I got one for myself. 25 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:55,152 - Let's move on, okay? - Congratulations. God bless. 26 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,326 You look gorgeous. Who's your date? 27 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,412 What do you mean, "Who's your date?" 28 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,748 - Good to see you. - Congratulations. 29 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:11,001 - Thank you. - Melissa was beautiful up there. 30 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,754 Oh, Mama Livia, come stai, darling? 31 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,631 Listen to him, with that "my darling." 32 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:19,301 I am nobody's darling. 33 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,428 She never disappoints you. 34 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,389 Are you still seeing your other women, Lorenzo? 35 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,309 Come on, Ma, let's mingle. 36 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:30,228 Sorry, the older she gets, the worse she gets. 37 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,191 I heard disturbing shit last night. I wanted to talk to you. 38 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:38,028 But with the rehearsal dinner and everything, you know... 39 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,614 There's the priest. I'll be right back. 40 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:57,798 Federal indictments? Where the fuck did you get this? 41 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:03,094 I got a guy, his goomar works at FBI headquarters as a word processor. 42 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,721 When's it coming down? 43 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,724 I don't know. When she knows, she'll tell me. 44 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,310 - Indictments? What the fuck? - You sure? 45 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,981 It ain't just my source in Jersey. Half of New York moved to Fort Lauderdale. 46 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:17,609 Fuck! They're gonna want my ass. 47 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,236 Why? 48 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,571 What do you mean, why? I'm O.C. 49 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,615 When'd you get your wings? 50 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:27,786 I didn't. Not yet, anyway. 51 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,122 Uncle Junior, you got anything to say? 52 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:34,501 You guys see indictments under your bed at night. 53 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:38,255 You're ready to lam it. As far as I'm concerned, it's speculation. 54 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,048 It's rumor. 55 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:43,635 Better be safe than sorry. I say we duck for a while. 56 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:47,013 What're we gonna do, close shop? We can't do that. 57 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,015 Tony, what do you think? 58 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:54,396 What the fuck are you asking him for? I just gave you the answer. 59 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:58,650 He's right, we go, it's open season. Albanians will be living in our houses. 60 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,862 I just gave a G-note to Larry Boy's kid for the boost. 61 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:05,198 If I have to lam in a hurry, I'd have duped her another time. 62 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:17,794 I gotta go. It's an emergency. Say goodbye to your father for me. 63 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:24,467 I agree with my uncle. He calls the shots, we do it. 64 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,429 Well, maybe for today, for right now... 65 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:31,558 ...you were thinking that everybody should do spring cleaning? 66 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,560 That was my next comment. 67 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,348 Think they'll come over the weekend? 68 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,683 They're coming someday. 69 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,191 - Where's the rest of the money? - Everywhere. 70 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,817 Get it. 71 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,865 - What else? - How about your phone numbers? 72 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,743 Anybody who's anybody's in my head. 73 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:41,836 - What's the matter? - Nothing. Just, here we go. 74 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,421 Here. 75 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:49,219 Why now? Why the fuck now, just when things were going good? 76 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:00,981 - Boot your computer, cops are coming. - So? 77 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,942 You want them to see that porno you downloaded? 78 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,495 Better give me your jewelry. 79 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,289 Oh, Jesus! 80 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:22,085 We can't produce receipts. You want them stealing it? 81 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,466 Come on. 82 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,136 Not my engagement ring. This isn't stolen. 83 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:33,972 Is it? 84 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,724 No. 85 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:37,809 What do you think I am? 86 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,730 Come on, give me that! 87 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,300 Adriana! 88 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,888 It ate my whole script now! 89 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,352 You're still on the file. You deleted the text. 90 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:24,105 The fuck... Whatever. You fucking asshole! 91 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:27,275 Stop with the hysteria, would you please? 92 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:31,988 If you're gonna keep behaving like a baby, I'm not gonna help you. 93 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,156 I mean it. 94 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,659 At least you work that squirrel program in the restaurant. 95 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,915 There, the text came back. 96 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:45,502 - You put it in buffer memory. - What do you think? 97 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,420 Of the script? 98 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:51,591 Babe, I can't give an opinion every time you add a sentence. 99 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,302 I gotta have the whole story flow. 100 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,429 I'm starting with the dialogue. 101 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,526 "I manuged to get the drop on him"? 102 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,654 Do you mean, "I managed to get the drop on him"? 103 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,825 Or is he saying "manuge," like mannuggia l'americano? 104 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,128 My Tennessee William. 105 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,967 Where you going? 106 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,053 Get over here. 107 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,558 I have never seen you apply yourself like this. 108 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,769 I love movies. You know that. 109 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,188 That smell in Blockbuster... 110 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:51,025 ...that candy and carpet smell, I get high off it. 111 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,404 Gonna let all this love and knowledge go to waste? 112 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,741 My cousin Gregory's girlfriend, Amy, who works for Tarantino, said: 113 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:03,329 "Mob stories are always hot." I can make my mark. 114 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:09,961 With these indictments, shouldn't you put the script away for a while... 115 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,255 ...and get rid of evidence? 116 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,426 Travel light. Free bird. 117 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:21,598 You stole this computer, plus the one you just gave Melissa. 118 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,144 I'm writing. 119 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,645 Turn on channel 6. 120 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,772 Turn on channel 6. 121 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:36,613 New Jersey Attorney General, James Ricci, stated at a fundraiser... 122 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,991 ...that a grand jury has been impaneled to investigate... 123 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:44,662 ...possible Mob activities in the Garden State with indictments to follow. 124 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:48,249 With us is syndicated columnist and author of Mafia: 125 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,377 America's Longest-Running Soap Opera, Jeffrey Wernick. 126 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,838 - Welcome. - Pleasure to be here. 127 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:58,092 For years, the FBI has been telling us that the Mafia is all but dead. 128 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,594 Let me interject. 129 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:04,724 While it is true that the Mob is getting a standing eight-count... 130 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:08,603 ...I wouldn't call the fight. The government knows this best. 131 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:13,483 Murder, truck hijacking and money laundering are expected inquiries. 132 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,110 Do we know names of those who'll be indicted? 133 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,239 The indictments are sealed, but with the recent death... 134 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,033 ...of acting Di Meo family boss, Jackie Aprile... 135 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:25,995 ...my sources tell me that Corrado "Junior" Soprano... 136 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,457 ...was made new boss after the death of Aprile. 137 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:33,753 The Sopranos have long, historic ties to the New York families. 138 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,339 What about possible murder charges? 139 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:40,134 They will undoubtedly be focused on the as yet unsolved... 140 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:44,639 ...execution-style slaying of Soprano family associate, Brendan Filone. 141 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,851 - Was it part of a power struggle? - Interesting. 142 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,604 No one would have ranked him as associate! 143 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,399 ...a loyal soldier, and he winds up dead... 144 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,234 Soldier? 145 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,654 Brendan Filone? Associate? Soldier? Fuck you! 146 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,197 Jesus! 147 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:13,918 Did you see it from the beginning? Did they mention my name? 148 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:19,173 Stop the fucking chitchat, all right? I gotta go. 149 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,764 Nobody makes guinso gravy like you, Nana. 150 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:30,393 You know, I'm up at Bard waiting for my care package. 151 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,395 I don't like that word, Jason. 152 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,646 What, guinso? 153 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,983 - The word is offensive! - She's right, Jason. 154 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,610 Sorry, Nana. What's it mean? 155 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,863 - It's from guinea. - What's that? 156 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,948 It's a derogation. 157 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:47,869 I have a patient. You wouldn't say guinea to him. 158 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:52,415 Italian male seeing a shrink. Let me guess: mother issues. 159 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,584 - Why wouldn't you? - Just wouldn't. 160 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,086 You'd be scared? Is he in the Mafia? 161 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:01,299 No, I shouldn't have mentioned it! Can we change the subject? 162 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,552 No way. Mom, is he in the Mob, or what? 163 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,596 He's not a mobster, is he? 164 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:10,808 Nobody knows better than you, Richard. I can't discuss my patients. 165 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,771 I just hope he's not one of those crumbs on the news. 166 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,567 Just refer him to another doctor. You can do that, couldn't you? 167 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,527 Grate the cheese, Dad. 168 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,529 Sure she can. 169 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,241 That might be what you would do, Richard. 170 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,786 Now I remember why we got divorced. 171 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,373 Why refer him to another doctor? He's my patient. 172 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,377 You can't treat sociopaths. You shouldn't help scum with bed-wetting. 173 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:41,047 You have no idea who this man is, and yet you call him scum. 174 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,842 People like him are the reason Italian-Americans have a bad image. 175 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,302 I agree. 176 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:50,223 Ask any American to describe an Italian-American in this country... 177 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:54,811 ...invariably he's gonna reference The Godfather, Goodfellas... 178 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,270 Good movies. 179 00:14:56,479 --> 00:15:00,441 - ...and the rest will mention pizza. - Good movies to eat pizza by. 180 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,986 Stop it, Jason! I never said he was in the Mafia. 181 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,197 We'll never see an Italian president. 182 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,408 And that's my patient's fault? 183 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,537 I realize that you're involved in the Anti-Defamation lobby. 184 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:17,625 So go after Hollywood if you feel you must. But leave my patient alone. 185 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,085 It's a synergy. 186 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,880 News items and the portrayal of Italian-Americans as gangsters! 187 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:28,219 Wasn't the Italian Anti-Def deal started by Joe Colombo? A mobster? 188 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,097 Italians Against Discrimination did a study. 189 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,642 In its height, the Mafia in the U.S. had less than 5000 members. 190 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,812 And yet, that tiny, insignificant fraction... 191 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:42,150 ...casts such a dark shadow over 20 million hard-working Americans. 192 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,988 At this point in our cultural history, Mob movies are classic American cinema. 193 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,740 - Like Westerns. - I have to agree there, Rich. 194 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,578 You never saw the Scotch-Irish pissing and moaning... 195 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:57,123 ...about being portrayed as rustlers and gunslingers. 196 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,541 That's absurd! 197 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,127 See what you started with your gravy, Nana? 198 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,881 To we, the 20 million. 199 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:06,924 - Salute! - Salute! 200 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:10,136 - Cent'anni. - Salute. 201 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,738 What? 202 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,531 Come here. We're exterminating. 203 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:31,741 I'm busy now. 204 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,951 Get some sfogliatelle for the guys. 205 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,745 Yeah. 206 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,553 Twenty-nine. 207 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,938 Here you go, big guy. 208 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,157 Hey, Gino. What can I get you? 209 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,410 - Get me some... - Number 34, right here! 210 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,330 He just went out to get gas in his car. 211 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,751 I go out, fuck your sister, come back Saturday, I go to the front? 212 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,086 I said he could. 213 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,296 Poppin' Fresh, I'm in no mood! 214 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,216 I'm next, now get a fucking pastry box. 215 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,302 Gino, what can I get you? 216 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,137 Dougie, let him go first. 217 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,223 He don't make the rules here! 218 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,352 All right, two Neapolitan loaves... 219 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:45,606 You touch a single crust, you'll wish you took that job at McDonalds! 220 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,899 Fuck you! 221 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,151 Okay, take a walk. 222 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,322 - What about my bread? - You come back in 10 minutes. 223 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,408 What do you think you're doing? 224 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,034 Come on. 225 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,670 Get up, I'm not gonna hurt you. 226 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,174 What is it? Do I look like a pussy to you? 227 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:15,720 - No. - Seriously, be honest, I won't get mad. 228 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:20,474 So why give me a hard time and talk to me like I'm nothing? 229 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,685 I'm sorry. 230 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,021 Get a pastry box. 231 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,315 Move it! 232 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,485 That's better. 233 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,823 Now fill it with cannoli, sfogliatelle and napoleons. 234 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,330 Move. 235 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,626 Good. 236 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,506 Give me the box. Come on. 237 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:03,893 Next time you see my face, show some respect. 238 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,561 I will. 239 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,107 You motherfucker! 240 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,734 You shot my foot! 241 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,571 - It happens. - You fucking asshole! 242 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:25,498 If I'm getting an invitation to the dance, I wish the feds would hurry up. 243 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,583 You heard what the news said. 244 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,461 The way things are working, it's Junior's party. 245 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,589 That was a far-thinking plan you had there, Tone. 246 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,593 I called you last Christmas. 247 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:38,928 Fuck this! 248 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,931 The sfogliatelle! What's wrong with you? 249 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,601 What are you doing? You brought up in a barn, or what? 250 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,436 What's the matter with you? 251 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:52,108 This is no time to go on the rag. Not with the indictment coming down. 252 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,903 Take Georgie, go in the bathroom, sweep for bugs. 253 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:57,947 Come on. 254 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,124 Well, I hope they'll be all right. 255 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,251 Who? 256 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,795 - The guys. - What about me? 257 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,965 They didn't even mention your name on TV. 258 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:20,553 Amazing, huh? That news guy, he said the words "Brendan Filone"... 259 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,515 ...the hairs on the back of my neck, they fucking stood up. 260 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,933 I knew the guy. 261 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,520 They made him look like John-fucking-Gotti. 262 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,480 I brought him around here. 263 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:36,569 Tony wouldn't have never known him if it wasn't for me. 264 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,070 I had no idea. 265 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,759 Who is it? I'm sleeping. 266 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:03,012 - Carmela. - Oh, come on in. 267 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,807 I just said that in case you were... 268 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:10,352 ...that snooty-assed Mrs. Ryan down the hall. 269 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:15,316 She is so shanty Irish, and with all her airs. 270 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,778 - Come on, I'm taking you to brunch. - What? 271 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,614 - Get dressed. - What's wrong? Tell me. 272 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,325 Why does something have to be wrong? 273 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,368 Meadow? She eats like a bird. 274 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,830 Everything is fine, Ma, relax! Nothing is wrong. 275 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:34,835 You come here unannounced. I shouldn't wonder if something's wrong? 276 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:40,216 Jeez, I'm sorry. It's a nice day, I thought I would take you out. 277 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,678 I don't want to go out! 278 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,850 Is it Anthony? Those indictments? 279 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,645 His father could take it in stride, but he can't. 280 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:54,480 I don't believe you. 281 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,944 Ma, will you get dressed? 282 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:03,239 - We just went to a wedding! - That was a big to-do. 283 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,492 This way we get to spend some quality time. 284 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:11,288 The Manor will stop serving brunch any minute. 285 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,253 Did he cheat on you again? 286 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,842 I try to do something nice. I come here to take you out. 287 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:27,805 You think I have some other agenda that I have to talk to you about? 288 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,974 Don't flatter yourself. 289 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:34,228 I'll... I'll throw something on. 290 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,859 Buckle your seat belt, Ma. 291 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,445 I can't find it! Where is it? 292 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:11,325 It's not definite. I just thought I'd tell you. 293 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,203 In case I don't show up for an appointment. 294 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:19,416 You're telling me you're planning a vacation, but you're not sure when? 295 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:20,960 Right. 296 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,922 I may never go. 297 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,717 Let's put it this way: 298 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:33,180 There's a strong possibility that it could happen. 299 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:39,770 Does this have anything to do with what's been on the news lately? 300 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:47,236 If you suddenly stop coming to your appointments... 301 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,155 ...I will assume that you are on vacation? 302 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:53,534 And I should wait to be contacted? 303 00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,995 That would be a good assumption. 304 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:06,588 - Who is it? - Paulie. Open the door. 305 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,234 I thought we were stepping out. 306 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,113 I got two broads in the car. 307 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,949 You said Ade went to stay at her mother's. 308 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:41,290 No wonder. The place looks like a fucking sty. 309 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,127 What's wrong? 310 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,631 Talk to me. This ain't like you, kid. 311 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,636 I ran into Billy Cracciolo. 312 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,764 The meter maid? What about him? 313 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:59,975 Told me the cops in Nutley are looking for a guy. 314 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:04,354 Blew off a kid's toe for no good reason in Russo's Bakery. 315 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:05,814 Drove a Lexus? 316 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,361 Does Tony know about this? 317 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,782 What's going on, Chrissy? 318 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:19,870 Been working my ass off on this script. You know how many pages I got? 319 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,121 Nineteen. 320 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,291 That a lot or a little? 321 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:28,295 Books say a movie's supposed to be about 120 pages. 322 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,798 I thought the computer would do a lot of it. 323 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,175 You're being frank about the business... 324 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:36,887 I would never do that. It's only "suggested by." 325 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:42,184 That writer, with the bullfights? Blew his own fucking head off. 326 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,937 I bought a scriptwriting program. 327 00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:48,440 My advice? Put that thing down a while. 328 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,150 We get our joints copped. 329 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,445 Tomorrow, the words will come blowing out your ass. 330 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:58,200 You ever feel like nothing good would ever happen? 331 00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,994 Yeah. And nothing did. So what? 332 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,871 I'm alive, I'm surviving. 333 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:06,333 That's it. I don't want to just survive. 334 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:11,338 It says in movie-writing books that every character has an arc, understand? 335 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:17,469 Everybody starts out somewheres, and then they do something... 336 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:20,305 ...it changes their life. That's their arc. 337 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:22,224 Where's my arc? 338 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,229 All right, take Richard Kimble, right? 339 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:33,068 No, that's no good. His arc is run, run, jump off the dam... 340 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,323 Keanu Reeves, Devil's Advocate. 341 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,576 - Al. - Right. 342 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:46,415 Keanu's a lawyer, gets all turned on by money, power and the devil. 343 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:51,211 Then his wife says, "You're not the man I married," leaves him. 344 00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:52,713 You see the arc? 345 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:58,760 He starts down here, he ends up here. 346 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,138 Where's my arc, Paulie? 347 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,515 Kid... 348 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:07,769 ...Richard Kimble, the Devil's whatever, those are all make-believe. 349 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:10,939 I got no arc either. 350 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:16,111 I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the Army, a few more in the can. 351 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,573 And here I am. A half a wiseguy. So what? 352 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,075 I got no identity. 353 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:25,787 Even Brendan Filone's got an identity. He's dead. 354 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:29,124 I killed that fucking Emil Kolar, and nothing. 355 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,168 I don't even move up a notch. 356 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,712 All I got is nightmares. 357 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,798 That Polish, Czech, whatever he is... 358 00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:39,718 ...is haunting me in my dreams every night. 359 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:43,597 That happens. The more of them you do, the better you'll sleep. 360 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,516 I had one prick for months in my dreams. 361 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:50,979 I feel like he's trying to tell me we fucked up the night we buried him. 362 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,106 - We didn't. - I'm in danger. 363 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:54,524 Can I ask a question? 364 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:57,444 Why would he tell you you're in danger... 365 00:28:57,653 --> 00:29:00,614 ...considering you put a moonroof in his head? 366 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,325 What did we do wrong that night? 367 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:06,828 The gun was hot, so the slugs couldn't be traced to me. 368 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,581 You know who had an ark? Noah. 369 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,690 - Is that him? - That would be some coincidence... 370 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,733 ...if it wasn't, wouldn't it? 371 00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:42,197 - Holy shit! Look. - What? 372 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:45,200 He was clean-shaven. He's got a beard now. 373 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,911 You know what? I read that. That happens. 374 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,080 I always thought it was bullshit. 375 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,124 Look at his fingernails! 376 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:54,001 They're like a woman's. 377 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,712 I'm gonna fucking puke. 378 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:04,011 Help me lift him and take him to Pine Barrens before they build a condo here. 379 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,762 Georgie! 380 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,727 I don't know about selling this property. 381 00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:15,230 I don't know about you, but I sure could use an infusion... 382 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:18,567 ...if we're supporting Jase after he graduates. 383 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:23,030 It's funny how even during our marriage, we saw things differently. 384 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:27,409 I never saw this place as an investment. 385 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:30,245 I always thought that we'd build a house. 386 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,041 So are we gonna sell, or what? 387 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,376 For Jason. 388 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:40,589 I don't want to hear that you took one of your Colleens on a cruise. 389 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:43,383 What's that supposed to mean, "Colleens"? 390 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:46,887 We all know you're a sucker for those Irish girls. 391 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:50,057 Every Italian boy bows down to the freckles. 392 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:53,226 - I married you! - Yeah, I was a mother figure. 393 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,854 Don't bust my balls with Freud-by-numbers. 394 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:59,566 Don't bust my balls? Richard, your calabrese is showing. 395 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:04,446 Are you implying by all this I'm ashamed to be an Italian-American? 396 00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:07,532 With all the poverty, starvation, ethnic cleansing... 397 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,785 ...and horrible shit in this world... 398 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:14,247 ...you devote your energy to protecting the dignity of Connie Francis! 399 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,836 You're worked up about my patient... 400 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:24,007 ...a man who has no bearing on who or where you are in this world. 401 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:27,302 Call him a patient. The man's a criminal, Jennifer. 402 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:31,056 And after a while, you're gonna get beyond psychotherapy... 403 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,392 ...with its cheesy moral relativism. 404 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,187 Finally, you're gonna get to good and evil. And he's evil. 405 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:01,670 Sorry I'm late. The alarm... 406 00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:03,797 What is wrong with you? 407 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,841 I ain't been feeling good. 408 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:08,760 - I wipe my ass with your feelings. - Thanks. 409 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,012 Drive the fucking car! 410 00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:22,816 We're under a microscope. I hear you shot some kid... 411 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:24,609 ...because he made you wait! 412 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:27,195 - Fucking Paulie! - Don't blame Paulie! 413 00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:31,032 Nutley PD's got a description and a make on the car! 414 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,368 Why don't you leave a urine sample? 415 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,036 - If I could... - Shut up! 416 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:38,832 Georgie comes in with vomit all over. I ask, "What the fuck?" 417 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,209 He said you're digging up some body! 418 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,003 - I was worried... - Shut up! 419 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,464 - You want to get caught. - I want to? 420 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:49,050 Yeah. I seen it before. That's fucking cowboy-itis. 421 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:50,719 You want to be a bad guy? 422 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,597 - I was worried that I didn't... - Shut up! 423 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:02,272 Can I try and explain here? 424 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:07,527 I don't know, Tony. 425 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:12,073 It's like the regular-ness of life is too fucking hard for me. 426 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:14,201 I don't know. 427 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:21,708 Look at you. 428 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,712 I'll bet you're sleeping all the time. 429 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:28,173 It's the only thing I still enjoy. 430 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,302 You know what I think? 431 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:36,056 Maybe I have cancer. 432 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,767 Remember how Jackie got? 433 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:40,602 Cancer? 434 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:44,856 Something fucking horrible is going on inside my body. 435 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:48,276 Does this word "cancer" pop into your mind a lot... 436 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,820 ...a little bit, what? 437 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:55,784 Well, I'm just thinking, maybe you're... 438 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,537 - ...depressed. - Me? 439 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,498 I'm no fucking mental midget. 440 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,587 Right. 441 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:12,217 - Watch the... - What? 442 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:14,886 - Filter. - Oh, fuck! 443 00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:28,149 Maybe you got... 444 00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:33,321 ...a serotonin problem, or whatever the fuck they call it. 445 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:35,615 You know about that shit? 446 00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:39,995 I saw it last night on a program. 447 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:43,999 What, take fucking Prozac? Not this skinny guinea. 448 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,129 Let me ask a question. 449 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,508 You ever think about... 450 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:56,011 ...you know... 451 00:34:57,971 --> 00:34:59,556 Fuck no! 452 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,183 Good. 453 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:08,273 Bunch of losers blowing their skulls all over the bathroom? 454 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,526 It's fucking pathetic. 455 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,635 - Did you hear the doorbell? - I'm in the middle of a game. 456 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:39,929 You'll be in the middle of the street, you don't wise up. 457 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,318 Anthony Soprano? 458 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:55,737 Why are you in my yard? 459 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:57,364 The gate was open. 460 00:35:57,572 --> 00:36:00,784 I'm Agent Harris, this is Agent Driscol. May we come in? 461 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:01,993 If I say no? 462 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,121 If we were local, we wouldn't knock. 463 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:07,749 What's your point? 464 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:11,127 We have a search warrant. We know you have children. 465 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:16,091 Our other team's out front. We don't traumatize kids by kicking in doors. 466 00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:20,303 So why don't you take a minute and tell them you have visitors. 467 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,454 Any quarters, you can keep. 468 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,623 You trying to bribe me? 469 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:52,460 Tell me what you're looking for, I can save you time. 470 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,463 Any incriminating evidence would be nice. 471 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,217 Dad! 472 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:02,595 - I have an English paper! - You gotta be shitting me. 473 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:05,557 I better have all my programs when it comes back. 474 00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:06,975 Anthony! 475 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:12,313 What the hell are they doing in my kitchen? 476 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,402 What are you doing? 477 00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:19,529 Forgot your lunch, just ask. 478 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:20,989 I'm very sorry. 479 00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:23,575 How much would you say that bowl cost? 480 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,786 - I'm not cleaning that up. - Grasso, clean that. 481 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,748 Grasso, ti faccio un culo così. 482 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,332 Your ass! 483 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,794 Tony, take it easy. Grasso, take it easy. 484 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,630 We'll be gone in a few minutes. 485 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,424 Let's wait in the living room. 486 00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:41,885 Clean up the bowl. 487 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:43,303 Come on. 488 00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:54,439 I know they're doing their job, but I'm pissed. 489 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,649 Harris wasn't so bad. 490 00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:01,112 He was the biggest sneak out of all of them. It's part of his act. 491 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,364 That guy broke the bowl on purpose. 492 00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,533 He was just a klutz. 493 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:06,951 What was his last name? 494 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:10,538 - Rizzo, Razzo, what? - Grasso. 495 00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:13,541 Grasso. You think it's a coincidence they sent him? 496 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:17,545 If he wasn't Italian, he'd be at the office sweeping up. Jerk. 497 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:19,923 Bet they frisk him before he goes home. 498 00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:21,382 - Why? - Why? 499 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:24,761 Because he has a vowel at the end of his name: Grasso. 500 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:28,181 Does he think he'll make it to the top by arresting his own people? 501 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:29,599 Pass the moo sh... 502 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,726 He'll see. He'll learn. 503 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,813 - We have a vowel. - And you be proud of it! 504 00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:38,942 You'd think there was no Michelangelo, the way they treat people. 505 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,569 An Italian invented the telephone. 506 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,824 - Alexander Graham Bell was Italian? - You see? You see what...? 507 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:49,244 Antonio Meucci invented it, and he got robbed! 508 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,079 Everybody knows that! 509 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,207 Who invented the Mafia? 510 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,084 What? 511 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,795 - La Cosa Nostra. Who invented that? - Who cares? 512 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:03,258 Wasn't it Salvatore Lucania, known as Charlie "Lucky" Luciano... 513 00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:08,638 ...who organized the five families: Lucchese, Gambino, Bonanno, Profaci. 514 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,266 Is there something you want to say to me? 515 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,978 I just like history, like you, Dad. 516 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,313 Can you shut the fuck up about it? 517 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,612 A.J., did you know John Cabot was Italian? 518 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,115 - Whoa. - Like he knows who that is. 519 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,325 The famous discoverer of Canada. 520 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,077 The Bank of America. 521 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:35,290 One of the biggest banks in the world, started by an Italian. 522 00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:38,585 The first American saint was Italian. Mother Cabrini. 523 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:43,006 Is it true the Chinese invented spaghetti? 524 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:46,342 Now think. Why would people who eat with sticks... 525 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:49,012 ...invent something you need a fork to eat? 526 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,390 Here's more I bet you don't know. 527 00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:56,936 More Italians fought for the U.S. in WWII than any other ethnic group. 528 00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:00,356 They won't tell you about Sacco and Vanzetti. 529 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,151 The anti-Christs that got the electric chair? 530 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:06,154 - Anarchists. - Isn't it anti-Christs? 531 00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:09,574 They were innocent and got the chair because they were Italian. 532 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,535 How are there two anti-Christs and only one Christ? 533 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:14,162 So? 534 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,832 And of course, Francis Albert. 535 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:22,587 Will I see you next week? 536 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,380 If you know something I don't. 537 00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:28,176 You understand, I have to charge you for the missed session. 538 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,803 What do you mean? 539 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:33,348 We agreed on that on our first meeting. 540 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,642 But I just explained my situation. 541 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:39,520 I understand, but it's important that we respect the agreement. 542 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:44,359 - What if I got hit by a car? - But you weren't. 543 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:47,695 - I know, but what if? - But you weren't. 544 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:49,572 I know that, but what if? 545 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:52,241 - You weren't. - Answer my fucking question! 546 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:54,702 I will not. 547 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,245 You won't? 548 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,040 All right, fine. 549 00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:01,626 Fine, here. Here you go. 550 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,546 This is what it's all about. Motherfucking, cocksucking money! 551 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:06,965 Here! 552 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:13,805 I don't understand that, and I don't appreciate being made to feel afraid. 553 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:17,558 I don't appreciate feeling like I pour my heart out to a call girl! 554 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:20,645 - Is that how you see me? - Not until now. 555 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:24,816 But it's obvious you don't give a shit about my situation. 556 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,318 Otherwise, you wouldn't shake me down. 557 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:33,032 It'll show as paid on your next bill. 558 00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,409 Fine. 559 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:37,078 Stick it up your ass. 560 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:48,172 And how about Dr. Goldman here? 561 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:52,760 He was gonna be a tree surgeon, but he fainted at the sight of sap! 562 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,846 Sap, ladies and gentlemen. 563 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:59,017 Pace yourselves. Don't spend it all in one place. 564 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:03,312 Movie night, right? Last week they showed the Polish version of Rashomon. 565 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:06,607 Everybody remembers the rape exactly the same! 566 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:10,695 What's the matter with you, Corrado? 567 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:14,907 Headaches, that's all. Not the kind you take aspirin for. 568 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:19,412 Now, tonight on our show, we have Mitzi Gaynor, Sergio Franchi... 569 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:24,000 ...and a woman from France will pull light bulbs from her husband's throat. 570 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,793 This woman can relate. 571 00:42:26,002 --> 00:42:27,628 We may have a bad apple. 572 00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:30,631 Does Tony know about this? 573 00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:32,341 What will you do? 574 00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:35,428 There's not much to do. We sit back and wait. 575 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:39,849 Don't let Tony know you know. He's under enough pressure. 576 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:41,851 Yeah. 577 00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:46,397 I'm sure he's telling his psychiatrist it's all his mother's fault. 578 00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:48,066 What, a psychiatrist? 579 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:51,652 Yeah, a psychiatrist. 580 00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:54,655 He's been seeing one for a while now. 581 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:58,618 God only knows what he says. 582 00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:01,496 - Tony? - Yes, Tony. 583 00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:05,083 Tony, who had such a terrible mother. 584 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:06,793 A psychiatrist? 585 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:10,338 Yes, Junior. For chrissake! 586 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:14,592 Show of hands, how many people think J.F.K is still alive? Come on. 587 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:20,014 They should take a Zapruder film of your salad bar. Hello? Help me out! 588 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,350 Who? The psychiatrist, I mean. 589 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,602 Do you think I know? 590 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:27,563 - What did you say to Tony about this? - Me? 591 00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:29,398 Nothing. 592 00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:32,443 I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. 593 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:37,740 And, Junior, I don't want there to be any repercussions. 594 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:41,577 A psychiatrist? 595 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:46,916 You're a broken record. Yes, yes! 596 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,835 Do I have to...? 597 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,258 Do I have to say it again? 598 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:02,056 Picture yourself at Ellis Island. All right? How does that sound? 599 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,563 It's me. Leave a message. 600 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:11,482 Christopher? It's Mommy. 601 00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:13,985 I know you're there. Pick it up. 602 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:17,780 Are you all right? I'm worried about you. 603 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:22,618 My God, they mentioned your name in the newspaper. The Star-Ledger. 604 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:26,914 Mrs. Jones told me. With all those scumbags! 605 00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:30,418 It's been a while since we met for therapy. 606 00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:35,840 Jason, how's Bard? 607 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:42,346 I'm moving into a smoke-free dorm. 608 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,934 And how do we feel about that? 609 00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:49,937 I'm interested in discussing what we mentioned. 610 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:54,025 Jason, are you concerned that your mother is treating this patient X? 611 00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:57,862 I don't care. 612 00:44:58,571 --> 00:45:03,117 As a colleague, Jen, I suggest you drop the patient. 613 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:04,994 After her last encounter... 614 00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:06,787 ...she finally acknowledged... 615 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:10,291 ...that she saw the different side of him, the subhuman. 616 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,585 I take it you were frightened. 617 00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:15,421 Frightened, revolted. 618 00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,506 At last, appropriate emotions. 619 00:45:17,757 --> 00:45:20,134 Oh, for chrissake, Richard. You too, Sam. 620 00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:23,387 When did we become afraid to get our hands dirty? 621 00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:25,181 It's what she gets paid for. 622 00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:28,309 Jason, how would you like to see your mother...? 623 00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:34,148 Never mind, I'm not gonna paint any graphic images. 624 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:37,151 See? He always does that. 625 00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:38,486 What? 626 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,781 Follow that up, Jase. Dad does what? 627 00:45:42,031 --> 00:45:44,825 His issue is that I should distance myself from this man... 628 00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:47,912 ...on the grounds of the stigma that he brings us. 629 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:51,749 I say refer this patient to a therapist... 630 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:56,045 ...that specializes in Mafia depression. 631 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:00,758 This isn't funny. 632 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,677 No, of course not. 633 00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:09,517 Jen has a real honest to goodness personal and professional dilemma. 634 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:17,191 You know, on my mother's side, we have a few dark sheep. 635 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:18,734 Excuse me? 636 00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:21,737 Lepke. 637 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,077 Who's Lepke? 638 00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:31,539 Louis "Lepke" Buchalter. 639 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,709 You know. Murder, Incorporated. 640 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:40,548 My mother's uncle was Lepke's wheelman. 641 00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:42,341 His driver. 642 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:49,056 Those were some tough Jews.