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Mr. Soprano?
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Have a seat.
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My understanding from Dr. Cusamano,
your physician...
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...is that you collapsed.
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Possibly a panic attack?
You were unable to breathe?
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They said it was a panic attack.
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The blood and neurological
work came back negative.
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And they sent me here.
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You don't agree that you had a panic attack?
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How are you feeling now?
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Good.
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Fine. Back at work.
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What line of work are you in?
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Waste management consultant.
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It's impossible for me
to talk to a psychiatrist.
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Any thoughts at all on why you blacked out?
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I don't know. Stress, maybe.
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About what?
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I don't know.
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The morning I got sick, I'd been thinking.
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It's good to be in something
from the ground floor.
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And I came too late for that, I know.
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But lately, I'm getting the feeling
that I came in at the end.
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The best is over.
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Many Americans, I think, feel that way.
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I think about my father.
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He never reached the heights like me.
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In a lot of ways he had it better.
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He had his people, they had
their standards, they had pride.
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Today, what do we got?
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Did you have these feelings of loss
more acutely before you collapsed?
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I don't know.
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A couple months before,
these two ducks landed in my pool.
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It was amazing. They're from Canada,
and it was mating season.
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They had some ducklings.
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My daughter's friend was there
to drive her to school.
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- Meadow, your father with those ducks.
- The yard smells like duck poo.
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You gotta have more than
just juice for breakfast.
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You need brain food for school.
Happy birthday, handsome.
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- Thirteen.
- He doesn't act it.
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The male and female duck made
a home in your pool and did it?
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Get out of here! You're so gross!
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You want some of last night's sfogliatelle?
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- Get out of here with that fat.
- One bite.
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How do you stay skinny, Mrs. Soprano?
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Him, with those ducks.
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If you don't like that ramp, I'll build another.
Maybe it's the wood.
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Look, they're trying to fly.
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- National Geographic, Dad.
- Yeah, super.
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- You showed us yesterday.
- This is great!
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Now my wife feels this
friend is a bad influence.
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It's so cool you're coming to Aspen
with my family at Christmas.
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Last year I saw Skeet Ulrich,
as close as from where you're sitting.
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Miss Meadow, we made a deal.
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Keep your grades up and your curfew
until Christmas, then you get to go.
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- I know that.
- Good morning.
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- Hey, Mr. Soprano.
- We're late, Dad.
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- Happy birthday.
- Thanks, Dad.
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You're gonna be home tonight for
Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right?
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Birdman, hello!
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Yeah, yeah.
I'll get home early from work.
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I'm not talking about work.
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This won't work.
I can't talk about my personal life.
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Finish telling me about
the day you collapsed.
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I drove to work with my nephew.
He's learning the business.
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He's an example of what
I was talking about before.
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Did you call Triborough Towers
about the hauling contract?
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I got home too late.
I didn't want to wake the man up.
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Did you get up early and call?
He's always in his office by 6.
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I was nauseous. My mother told me
I shouldn't even come in today.
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Bear in mind, this is a kid who just
bought himself a $60,000 Lexus.
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- There's that guy Mahaffey.
- Get out.
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Right there. Next to the boo-boo in pink.
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Back up.
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My friend Mahaffey pulling his taffy. Hello.
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We saw this guy.
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There was an outstanding loan.
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One second.
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I don't know where this story is going.
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But there are a few ethical ground
rules we should get out of the way.
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What you tell me here...
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...falls under doctor/patient confidentiality.
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Except if I was...
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if I was to hear, let's say,
a murder was to take place...
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Not that it would, but if.
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If a patient tells me a story where
someone's going to get hurt...
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...I'm supposed to go to the authorities.
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Technically.
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You said you were in waste management.
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The environment.
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Dr. Cusamano, besides being
your family physician...
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...is also your next-door neighbor.
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See what I'm saying?
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I don't know what happened
with this fellow, I'm...
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I'm just saying.
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Nothing.
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We had coffee.
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Alex!
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Help!
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Security! Help!
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Oh, shit.
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Asshole!
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Tony!
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Wait up!
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Security!
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You all right?
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My leg is broken.
The bone's coming through.
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Let me see.
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I'll give you a fucking bone, you prick!
Where's my fucking money?
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So you had coffee.
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Right.
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You son of a bitch, motherfucker.
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- What are you doing? Get over here!
- That's $3000 here. $3000.
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Go ahead.
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Where's the fucking money?
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I'll get the money!
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I know you will.
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You should get a cork in your mouth
because you say I'm nothing...
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...compared to the people
who used to run things. Prick.
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I'm nothing.
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Shut up.
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What are you crying about? HMO.
You're covered.
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You prick.
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Degenerate fucking gambler.
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- Go on.
- Next, I had a meeting.
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I was called in to consult by
a garbage-hauling company I represent.
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What's the story with Triborough Towers?
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The manager wants the contract
with Dick, but this Kolar Sanitation...
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Another nationwide company.
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The Kolar brothers. Czechoslovakian
immigrants or some shit.
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These Polacks will haul paper,
plastic and aluminum...
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...for 7000 a month less than Dick.
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They pay us 40 times the monthly
for stealing a stop.
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That's the thing. They won't.
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Says if he can tell the commie bosses
in Czechoslovakia to fuck off...
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...he can fucking tell us.
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- I give up.
- Fucking garbage business.
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Yeah, I know. It's all changing.
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Let me see what I can do.
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Sure? You over your stomachache?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Good.
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What are you doing here?
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Gabriella sends me down here
for the capocollo.
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Hey, T, let me ask you something.
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Didn't you used to go
to school with Artie Bucco?
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A situation came up.
It involves my uncle.
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I can't go into details.
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That's fine.
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But I will say this. My uncle adds
to my general stress level.
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It's none of my business...
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...but down at the club, the word is...
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...your Uncle Junior is gonna
whack Pussy Malanga.
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He's gonna do it at Artie Bucco's restaurant.
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Hey, boys. How are you?
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Don't move.
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Uncle Junior, how you doing?
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Hey, good to see you.
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Hi there, Chris.
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I was talking about you.
It's Anthony Jr.'s birthday tonight, right?
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Don't buy him anything big,
we overindulge him. Okay?
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- Artie, how's your rash?
- It's itchy.
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Come here.
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- Good to see you. You'll come over?
- Yeah, have a seat.
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You know what it means,
one of these mutts gets wet in here?
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It'll ruin his business.
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You better sit down with your uncle.
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Uncle Junior's my father's brother.
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A good guy, just getting old, cranky.
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He used to take me to Yankee
games when I was a kid.
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I love my uncle.
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At the same time, when I was young...
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...he told my girl cousins I would
never be a varsity athlete.
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Frankly, that was a tremendous
blow to my self-esteem.
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Who's there?
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It's me, Ma.
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Who are you?
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Ma, open the door.
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- Anthony?
- Yeah, it's me. Open the door.
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Hi, how are you?
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Jeez, Ma. Get some air in here.
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Did you lock the door?
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- Yeah, I did.
- Somebody called here last night.
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- After dark.
- Who?
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You think I'd answer?
It was dark out.
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Ma, I'll never understand that.
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The phone is auditory.
Dark is an eye thing.
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I could understand not going out.
You could get jumped.
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But the phone?
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Listen to him, he knows everything.
You want some lunch? I got eggplant.
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No, no, I just ate.
Know who I just ran into?
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Uncle Jun.
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Oh, that one. You think he ever
comes to see his sister-in-law?
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Remember Artie Bucco?
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Kid I went to elementary school with?
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Oh, yeah, I still see his mother.
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She tells me...
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...he calls her every day.
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Well, Uncle Junior's gonna
make a problem for Artie.
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Could affect his livelihood.
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- What's that?
- CD player.
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For who?
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For me?
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- I don't want it.
- You don't want it.
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You love music, all the old stuff's on CD.
Your favorites.
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"Pajama Game," Connie Francis.
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Here.
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Come on.
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Move around a bit.
It's good for you.
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- Come on. Come on.
- Stop it.
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You need to occupy your mind.
When Dad died, you were gonna do things.
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- He was a saint.
- I know he was. But he's gone.
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You were gonna travel, volunteer.
You've done nothing.
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Stop telling me how to live my life.
Just shut up.
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I just worry...
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And don't start with that
nursing home business again.
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It's not a nursing home,
it's a retirement community!
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You interact with seniors your
own age, go places, do things!
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I've seen women in nursing homes...
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...in these wheelchairs,
babbling like idiots!
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Here, eat your eggplant.
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I told you, I already ate lunch.
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All right, listen.
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You just speak to Uncle Junior
about Artie, okay?
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He respects you.
He'll listen to you.
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If your uncle has business with Arthur,
he knows what he's doing.
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And I don't?
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Well, all I know is...
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...daughters are better at taking
care of their mothers than sons.
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Yeah, and I bought CDs for a broken record.
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I expect to see you at Anthony Jr.'s
party with your baked ziti.
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Only if I'm picked up and I'm
brought back home.
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I don't drive when they're predicting rain.
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You're healthy.
It's good for you to drive.
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Use it or lose it.
I gotta go to work.
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Sure...
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...run off!
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And that night was my son's birthday party.
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My wife invites the priest.
He's always at the house.
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- Hey, Tony.
- How you doing?
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- You like crème anglaise?
- You bless it, I'll eat it.
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She's not coming.
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- Who?
- Grandma just called.
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She started crying and hung up.
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- She needs a purpose.
- She's tougher than you think.
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So, what? No fucking ziti now?
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At first it felt like...
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...ginger ale in my skull.
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- Mom, Daddy just fell! Mom!
- Oh, my God. Tony!
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Get back!
250
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,816
Daddy! Dad!
251
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,568
Anthony Jr., call 911.
252
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:11,836
Dr. Cusamano put me in the hospital,
gave me every kind oftest.
253
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,597
Okay.
254
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,062
Hey! Carm.
255
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,861
- Thought you might want some company.
- Yeah.
256
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,406
6:30 in the morning.
257
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,036
- How are the kids?
- They're worried about you.
258
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,207
I told Anthony Jr. we'd
rain-check his birthday.
259
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,092
Think I got a brain tumor?
260
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,428
Well, we're gonna find out.
261
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,639
What a bedside manner.
Very encouraging.
262
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,516
What, are you gonna not know?
263
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,065
We had some good times.
Had some good years.
264
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,234
Here he goes with the nostalgia.
265
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,278
No marriage is perfect.
266
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,322
Having that goomar on the side helps.
267
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:25,159
I'm not seeing her anymore.
What about that priest?
268
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,744
Don't even go there.
269
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:30,706
Father is a spiritual mentor.
He's making me a better Catholic!
270
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,626
Well, we all got different needs.
271
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:37,630
What's different between us is,
you're going to hell when you die.
272
00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:00,736
My nephew, Christopher, was handling
the garbage contract problem.
273
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,823
But on this I will also not go into detail.
274
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,591
Emil Kolar.
275
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,802
Chris Moltisanti.
276
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,639
Hey, in Czech Republic too, we love pork.
277
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,766
You ever have our sausages?
278
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:35,521
No, no. I thought the only sausages
they had was Italian and Jimmy Dean's.
279
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:39,066
See what you learn when you
cross cultures and shit?
280
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,237
My Uncle Evzen doesn't know I came.
281
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,865
If we make any progress, I'll tell him.
282
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:50,119
Hey, we have to make progress, Emil.
We gotta stop the madness.
283
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,289
Business is changing,
we're the younger generation.
284
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,082
We have issues in common.
285
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,835
Emil.
286
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:02,214
Where'd you go to high school?
Was it Poland?
287
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,800
I'm not Polish.
288
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:08,053
Czechoslovakian, that's
a type of Polack, right?
289
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,682
We came here when I was 9.
I went to West Essex.
290
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:15,060
You used to play my cousin
Gregory in football, he...
291
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,355
- Where's the stuff?
- Yes, yes, yes.
292
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:24,528
The reason for the visit.
We got it all deployed for you.
293
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,781
Taste the wares, Emil.
294
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,159
Emil.
295
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:59,355
The doctors kept me hanging
about the tests, as doctors will do.
296
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:03,275
So my uncle and I played
a round of golf and had lunch.
297
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,946
You keep mentioning your uncle.
What's the problem?
298
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:08,656
Who do you think you are?
299
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:12,076
I'm the person who says
how things go, that's who.
300
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:16,163
Artie's dinner business is nice,
upscale people from the suburbs.
301
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,748
Don't ruin his life.
302
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,834
Vesuvio is where Pussy feels safe.
303
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,545
He's been eating here all his life.
304
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,631
You kill him someplace else.
305
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,009
You may run North Jersey,
but you don't run your uncle!
306
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,721
How many fucking hours did
I spend playing catch with you?
307
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:40,646
Can we focus more on your immediate family?
308
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:44,608
My wife and daughter were not getting along.
309
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,239
Darn, these laser discs are incredible!
310
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:55,995
Tony watches Godfather II.
He says it looks just like the movie theater.
311
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,580
Gordon Willis. Tony prefers II, not I?
312
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,500
He likes where Vito goes back to Sicily.
313
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,003
With III, he was like, "What happened?"
314
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,505
Where does Tony rank Goodfellas?
315
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,050
What, do you have raccoons?
316
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,928
- Somebody's jimmying a window.
- What?
317
00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:16,515
You have all these security lights,
who would try and...?
318
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,185
Oh, no. Jeez, Louise!
319
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,229
Hold it!
320
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:23,856
Meadow.
321
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:29,528
I noticed the glass rattles every time
I walk to the laundry room.
322
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,530
Do we have any putty?
323
00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,949
Don't give me that.
You snuck out!
324
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,409
What's going on?
325
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,995
You locked my bedroom
window so I'd get caught.
326
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:41,373
Normal people thought you were
upstairs doing your homework!
327
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:45,210
You have become a master
of lying and conniving.
328
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,087
I know I'm grounded.
329
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,007
Patrick's swim meet is tomorrow,
and he needed me!
330
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,427
Grounded for this?
Oh, no, you're not grounded.
331
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:57,806
You're not going to Aspen
with Hunter Scangarelo!
332
00:25:58,432 --> 00:25:59,641
Yes!
333
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,685
But this shit I'm telling you...
334
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,063
...it'll all blow over.
335
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:11,153
Didn't you admit to Dr. Cusamano
that you were feeling depressed?
336
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,416
"Melfi."
337
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,795
What part of the boot you from?
338
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,922
Dr. Melfi.
339
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,383
My father's people were from Caserta.
340
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,135
Avellino.
341
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,472
My mother would have loved it
if you and I got together.
342
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:49,942
Anxiety attacks are legitimate
psychiatric emergencies.
343
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,444
Suppose you were driving
and you passed out.
344
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,154
Let me tell you something.
345
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:57,491
Nowadays, everybody's gotta go
to shrinks and counselors...
346
00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:01,245
...and go on Sally Jessy Raphael
and talk about their problems.
347
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,164
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?
348
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,667
The strong, silent type?
349
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,293
That was an American.
350
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:11,213
He wasn't in touch with his feelings.
351
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:15,175
They didn't realize once they got
Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings...
352
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,844
...they wouldn't be able to shut him up!
353
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:20,055
So it's dysfunction this and that!
And dysfunction va fangool!
354
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,308
You have strong feelings about this.
355
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:27,104
I had a semester and a half of college...
356
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:30,858
...so I understand Freud.
I understand therapy as a concept.
357
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,735
But in my world, it does not go down.
358
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,698
Could I be happier?
Yeah. Yeah. Who couldn't?
359
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,367
Do you feel depressed?
360
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:45,414
Do you feel depressed?
361
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:53,130
Since the ducks left...
362
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,632
I guess.
363
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,553
The ducks that preceded
your losing consciousness.
364
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,097
Let's talk about them.
365
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,822
You can't blame T for being pissed.
You should have waited.
366
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,533
That's the last time I show
any fucking initiative.
367
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,869
Imagine how I felt?
368
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,662
T's running down the business...
369
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:28,207
...I fucking wet a guy
to keep one of our stops.
370
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,919
He's not running it down.
It's just getting harder in New York.
371
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,047
One.
372
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:36,590
Two.
373
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,175
Three.
374
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,427
Come on!
375
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,222
- This is fucked up.
- What, Pussy?
376
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:47,017
The Kolar uncle is gonna find
the kid dead on one of his bins...
377
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,853
...and get out of our
fucking business? No way.
378
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,147
"Louis Brassi sleeps with the fishes."
379
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,525
Luca Brassi.
380
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,236
- Luca.
- Whatever.
381
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,322
There's differences, Christopher.
382
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,242
From the Luca Brassi situation and this?
383
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:09,164
Look, if the Kolars know the kid
is dead, it hardens their position.
384
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:13,043
Plus, now the cops are looking
for a fucking murderer.
385
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:14,586
What do you want to do?
386
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:17,965
He disappears. He never comes home.
387
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,300
They know, but they don't know.
388
00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:23,845
They hope maybe he'll turn up... if.
389
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:27,557
Come on. Let's get him.
390
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,393
Got him?
391
00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:32,187
Take him to Staten Island, I'll cut him up.
392
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,774
Pussy, you know, with T
collapsing at the birthday...
393
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:39,903
...what would you do
if he was, like, disabled?
394
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,905
Why would you even ask that?
395
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,618
Our lecture series in action.
396
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:48,704
Someone from the university discussing...
397
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:52,207
...the novels of, I believe,
Zora Neale Hurston.
398
00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:56,586
Didn't you just read her in school, Med?
399
00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,298
It's very nice.
400
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,639
You know, Grandma, this place is neat.
401
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,850
You should really think about it.
402
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:13,186
This room was renovated last year.
403
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,896
What goes on behind there?
404
00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:18,066
Those doors lead to our nursing unit.
405
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,194
This is a nursing home!
406
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:23,322
This is a residence, but just in case...
407
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,658
No, you're not getting me
into a nursing home.
408
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,744
You're not listening to what she's saying.
409
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,246
Women in wheelchairs, babbling like idiots!
410
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,081
Ma, you're not listening.
411
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:36,293
You think you're so high
and mighty, don't you?
412
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,004
With your fancy office.
413
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,466
Anthony, people come here to die!
414
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:51,224
Oh, my God! Somebody get a doctor.
415
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:04,071
So you've come back for help.
Don't look at that as a defeat.
416
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:07,282
She's one of those who grew up
during the Depression.
417
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,410
But the Depression to her
was a trip to Six Flags.
418
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,204
There's that "D" word again.
419
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,670
Stay with your mother.
420
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:28,678
Now that my father's dead, he's a saint.
421
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:32,849
When he was alive, nothing.
422
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:40,565
My dad was tough, he ran his own crew.
423
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:45,362
A guy like that and my mother
wore him down to a little nub.
424
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:48,698
He was a squeaking
little gerbil when he died.
425
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:53,620
Quite a formidable maternal presence.
426
00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:02,421
I gotta be honest. I'm not getting
any satisfaction from my work, either.
427
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:03,922
Why?
428
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,300
Well, because of RICO.
429
00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,720
- Is he your brother?
- No. The RICO Statutes.
430
00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:13,306
- Oh, of course, right.
- You read the papers?
431
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,809
You know, the government's
using electronic surveillance...
432
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:20,522
...and various legal strategies
to squeeze my business.
433
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:28,071
Do you have any qualms about
how you actually make a living?
434
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,699
Yeah.
435
00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:35,203
I find I have to be the sad clown.
436
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,540
Laughing on the outside...
437
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,417
...crying on the inside.
438
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:43,128
See, things are trending downward.
439
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,757
Used to be, a guy got pinched,
he took his prison jolt.
440
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,677
Everybody upheld a code of silence.
441
00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:54,181
Nowadays, no values.
442
00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:57,642
Guys today have no room
for the penal experience.
443
00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,020
So everybody turns government witness.
444
00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:06,902
I feel exhausted just talking about it.
445
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:12,532
Well, with today's pharmacology,
no one needs to suffer...
446
00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:16,286
...with feelings of exhaustion
and depression.
447
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:21,124
Here we go. Here comes the Prozac.
448
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:30,926
Mahaffey doesn't have it.
449
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,886
What do you mean he doesn't have it?
450
00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,179
He doesn't have the money.
451
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,722
How can he not have the money?
452
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,183
The man does not have the money.
453
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,894
We ran the man over with the car.
T, himself.
454
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:44,439
The man has no wiggle room. He's bled dry.
455
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,403
So...
456
00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:54,157
...I hear Junior wants to whack
Pussy Bompensiero?
457
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:57,077
- Pussy Malanga.
- Oh, Little Pussy.
458
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,579
You think he's gonna fuck with Big Pussy?
459
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,331
My Pussy?
460
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,416
Andrea.
461
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:08,213
Stay with drinks on the house all night.
462
00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:11,049
- Sorry, Mr. Dante.
- It's okay.
463
00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:16,221
So your uncle resents that you're the boss.
464
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,098
The sadness accrues.
465
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,059
Your uncle's had a hard-on his whole life.
466
00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:23,478
First, against your father,
his younger brother...
467
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,522
...because he was a made man before him.
468
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,399
And now, you.
469
00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:31,570
So, sure, he can't stomach
your telling him what to do.
470
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,072
Hesh, I love the man.
471
00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:38,034
The man is driven in toto by his insecurities.
472
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,537
I feel bad I was the messenger.
473
00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:45,166
Your friend Artie, with the restaurant.
474
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,043
Get him out of town.
475
00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:51,673
That way the restaurant closes,
the hit goes down someplace else.
476
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,552
You old fucking Jew.
477
00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:58,054
No wonder my old man
kept you around so long.
478
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:01,808
So what about this fucking Jew's
250 on Mahaffey's 100?
479
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:08,690
Mahaffey has a new business partner...
480
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,191
...you.
481
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,277
These HMOs pay out millions...
482
00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:15,071
...to doctors, hospitals, whatever.
483
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:18,408
That MRI I had, $2000 a pop.
484
00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,910
Now, we give this Mahaffey a choice.
485
00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:23,538
Either his company pays out phony claims...
486
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,999
...to fake clinics we set up...
487
00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:30,629
...or he pays Hesh the 250 grand he owes him...
488
00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:33,089
...which we know he cannot do.
489
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,511
Or it's a rainy night in Lyndhurst.
490
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:43,058
Very smart. Could be major.
491
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,518
Could be as good as garbage.
492
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,648
- Garbage is our bread and butter.
- Was.
493
00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,077
Miss Meadow!
494
00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:06,456
So, Med.
495
00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,167
I'm not going.
496
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:13,546
Every year, on this date,
since you were itty-bitty...
497
00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,840
...Mom and Meadow get all dolled up...
498
00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:21,054
...drive into New York Plaza Hotel
for tea under Eloise's portrait.
499
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,931
Look, where's yours?
500
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,641
I have too much homework.
501
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,018
Meadow, its our little tradition!
502
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,853
We always have so much fun!
503
00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:32,357
To tell you the truth, I felt
it was dumb since I was 8!
504
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,984
I just go because you like it.
505
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:42,742
Here I thought this was something we
would do long after you got married...
506
00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:44,828
...with girls of your own.
507
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,871
Hopefully I won't be living
around here by then.
508
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,124
You've got mail.
509
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:55,839
Meadow, you can't just lie and cheat
and break the rules you don't like!
510
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,052
What? You have something you want to say?
511
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,516
Mom, do you have any idea how much
it means to go skiing in Aspen?
512
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:09,185
Do you think that'll happen every year?
513
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:12,856
Like lame tea and scones at the Plaza Hotel?
514
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:18,403
- Goodbye.
- Close my door, please.
515
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:21,156
Artie.
516
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:26,119
Give me a drop. Oh! A drop, not a spurt.
Soave, a drop!
517
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,706
- How are you?
- All right. Stir the meatballs.
518
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:32,584
- Could you help me out?
- Yeah, what do you need?
519
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,753
Cruise. Caribbean.
520
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,922
S.S. Sagafjord, 11th through the 29th.
521
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,341
Pair of tickets. I can't use them.
522
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,427
Can you take them off my hands?
523
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,721
- Where'd they come from?
- Comps.
524
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,182
Comps?
525
00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:48,767
What does that mean?
526
00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,770
As manager for the Kitchen
and Restaurant Workers Union...
527
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:55,398
...I administer the dental plan.
You listening to me?
528
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:59,277
A couple of dentists got together
and awarded me these tickets.
529
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:02,280
The problem is, I can't get away those dates.
530
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,994
Here. When was your last vacation?
531
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,789
- Anthony, thank you.
- All right.
532
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,798
Mr. Soprano?
533
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:31,184
You cannot accept a gift like that
from Tony Soprano! No way!
534
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,685
Listen to me, Charmaine...
535
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:36,272
...if I stick my hand up the ass
of one more lobster without a break...
536
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:37,774
...I'm gonna go postal.
537
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:41,319
I don't even want to talk
about it anymore, please!
538
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:45,615
Art, Melissa, come on, honey.
It's time to go home.
539
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:50,161
You have to get away.
We have to get away for the marriage.
540
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:55,416
No! It's bad enough that these
mobsters patronize the place, okay?
541
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,418
So what? We're not connected.
542
00:38:57,627 --> 00:39:00,630
Right. Because we just
turned down those tickets!
543
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,592
But the tickets were comps.
Tony is a labor leader.
544
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,469
Arthur, please. Grow up!
545
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,515
Does the mind not rebel at any
scenario under which dentists...
546
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:15,436
...are sending the don of New Jersey
first class on a Norwegian steamship?
547
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:19,566
Come on, Arthur, somebody donated
their kneecaps for those tickets!
548
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:23,778
Herman, there is no way I can
subvert my fucking company.
549
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:27,115
Have them pay claims for MRIs
that never happened?
550
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,827
- The paperwork will look real.
- How do I not get caught?
551
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,205
I hate to hear you knocking yourself.
You're a smart guy.
552
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:38,167
I'm depressed. I'm so fucking
depressed I can't eat, sleep.
553
00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:41,254
- You on Prozac?
- Zoloft. It's similar.
554
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,798
- It's supposed to help with gambling.
- No shit.
555
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,301
This new generation of antidepressants...
556
00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:49,512
...are supposed to be useful
against compulsive behaviors.
557
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,014
That's a shame.
558
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,808
A medication comes along
after your gambling...
559
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:56,394
...gets your fucking hip busted to shit.
560
00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,855
I'm trying not to be cynical.
561
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:02,984
Your debt and the feelings surrounding
it is the source of all your problems.
562
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,737
I'm sorry I haven't paid you, Herman.
563
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,447
I know you are.
564
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,866
And I never meant to denigrate Tony Soprano.
565
00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:12,660
- Want to walk on the rocks?
- Crutches, I can't.
566
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,872
It's beautiful out there.
Come on, we'll help you.
567
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,749
I go out there to think.
568
00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,098
Thanks, but no.
569
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,311
Let's try it.
570
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:42,273
What you were saying before
with the MRIs and...
571
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,505
T!
572
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,050
Dick's looking for you!
573
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,846
Hey, Tony, I just heard
from Triborough Towers.
574
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:17,183
The Kolar brothers withdrew their bid.
575
00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:18,685
That's good. That's good.
576
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:21,854
Listen, by the way,
Artie Bucco's here to see you.
577
00:41:22,355 --> 00:41:24,399
- I gotta go, guys.
- Take care.
578
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:31,990
Artie!
579
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,283
Artie, you all right?
580
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,122
- I can't.
- What are you talking about?
581
00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:42,250
We discussed this.
You gotta leave town.
582
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,751
I'm sorry.
583
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,261
This is unacceptable.
584
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,763
I made a reservation two weeks ago.
585
00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:59,976
Sir, people are not leaving, and
there are five parties ahead of you.
586
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,854
- So what would you like...?
- Can I help you?
587
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,400
I tore her a new one.
588
00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:11,404
Why don't we just go
to another restaurant and eat?
589
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:12,905
We're here.
590
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:15,575
Mr. Soprano, how you doing?
Good to see you.
591
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:17,201
How you doing?
592
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,247
This way. Excuse me.
593
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:29,964
Sweetie-pie, I'm hungry.
Tony, where you going?
594
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,924
Hey. How are you?
595
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,593
Good.
596
00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:36,554
You come here?
597
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,514
When possible.
598
00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:43,686
Those decorating tips you
gave me, they really work.
599
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:45,938
Good.
600
00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:48,900
How you doing?
601
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,406
Nils, Nils?
602
00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:57,200
Do you know who that was?
603
00:42:57,450 --> 00:43:00,119
Well, I mean, obviously you do.
604
00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:01,913
What, is he a patient?
605
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:03,539
You know I can't say.
606
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,338
Decorating tips, yeah, right.
607
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,590
Nils, shut the fuck up.
608
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,843
Mr. Borglund, they're setting up
your table now.
609
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:18,971
Whoa.
610
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,767
Who was that woman at the restaurant?
611
00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,435
My decorator.
612
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:27,105
What? You're redoing the garbage dump?
613
00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:30,650
That's funny. Hey, you better
not mess with that hat!
614
00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:36,948
Come on, it's JFK's hat!
I bought it at that auction.
615
00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,366
Give me that!
616
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,327
Irina, Jesus.
617
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:45,665
I know there is something more
intimate between you and her.
618
00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:48,167
Nothing intimate. We just talk.
619
00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:00,096
Mr. Soprano, buona sera.
620
00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:02,348
We don't see you. Where you been?
621
00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:10,898
You know, sometimes...
622
00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:13,359
...life is good.
623
00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:15,486
Life is often good.
624
00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:19,031
Regaleali, for example.
625
00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:23,119
You've been in good spirits
the last couple days.
626
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:36,007
Carmela, there's something I gotta confess.
627
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,012
What are you doing?
628
00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:44,015
Getting my wine in position
to throw in your face!
629
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:45,516
You're always with the drama.
630
00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:48,144
Confess already, please.
Get it over with!
631
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,692
I'm on Prozac.
632
00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:57,528
Oh. Oh, my God.
633
00:44:58,321 --> 00:45:00,114
I been seeing a therapist.
634
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:03,075
Oh, my God. I think that's great.
635
00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:06,329
I think that's wonderful!
I think that's so gutsy!
636
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,332
- Take it easy.
- But I think that's very wonderful.
637
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,500
You'd think I was Hannibal Lecter.
638
00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:14,337
I think it's great.
Psychology doesn't address the soul.
639
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:16,422
But this is a start. This is something.
640
00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:18,507
Oh, I'm gonna shut up now.
641
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:20,593
I'll shut up now.
642
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:22,845
You're the only person who knows.
643
00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,973
The only reason I'm telling you
this is because you're my wife.
644
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:29,560
You're the only person on this planet
that I'm completely honest with.
645
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:31,562
Oh, please.
646
00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:33,439
Hey, goddamn it, I'm serious.
647
00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:35,942
If the wrong person finds out,
I get a steel jacket...
648
00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:38,486
...of antidepressant in the back of the head.
649
00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:50,581
I didn't realize you were so unhappy.
650
00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:55,878
I don't know.
651
00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:58,130
My mother...
652
00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,174
You told him about your father, right?
653
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,094
- Who?
- Your therapist.
654
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,597
Yeah. Yeah, I told him.
655
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:10,601
Good. But your mother is the one.
656
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:15,982
I don't know, I just feel like lately
my life's out of balance.
657
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,280
Our existence on this earth is a puzzle.
658
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,241
My own daughter hates me.
659
00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,160
She doesn't hate you, Carm.
660
00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:30,121
We were best friends.
661
00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:33,582
Mothers and their daughters.
She'll come back to you.
662
00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:39,839
- Hello?
- Jesus!
663
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,966
What's the matter, no social life?
664
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,676
Blow me.
665
00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:46,262
Dad.
666
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:49,807
I brought you my primavera.
It's your favorite.
667
00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:52,852
- Who is it?
- Christopher.
668
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:55,438
- Hey.
- Our friend is back in town.
669
00:46:55,688 --> 00:47:00,443
"Little Pussy" Malanga, sometimes
confused with "Big Pussy" Bompensiero...
670
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,570
...had just returned from Florida...
671
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,780
So it's gonna go down soon?
672
00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:06,991
Don't worry. I got a way to put it to bed.
673
00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:10,453
Come on, Meadow.
674
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:14,040
- Go, Falcons!
- Come on, let's go!
675
00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:17,126
So when do you need this by?
676
00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:18,794
Right away.
677
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:22,548
- Way to go, Meadow!
- Beautiful, beautiful!
678
00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:25,343
I think I can get a party like that together.
679
00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:29,221
- Side out? That ball hit the line!
- What are you doing, ref?
680
00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:35,102
Mom didn't come?
681
00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,355
Didn't think you wanted her to.
682
00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:39,690
The car's over there.
683
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,568
Hey, Mr. Dante.
See you, Heather.
684
00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:45,321
You guys played a good game.
685
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,365
Heather Dante. Where'd she get that spike?
686
00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:50,326
Don't you think it's unfair
what Mom is doing?
687
00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:52,995
Making this little movie scene out of it.
688
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:56,957
"The Sad Mom Who Can't Even Come
to Her Daughter's Sports Event."
689
00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:04,757
Dad?
690
00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:07,385
Don't you think it's totally out there?
691
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:11,555
I mean, my Aspen trip.
What is she thinking?
692
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,016
Dad?
693
00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:22,191
It's been years since I've been here.
694
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,985
Dad, please talk to her, please.
695
00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:27,988
God, this is so stupid.
696
00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:30,408
Why are we sitting here?
697
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:35,329
Your mother thinks you have
the capacity to be a top student.
698
00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:36,789
And I agree.
699
00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,749
What do you guys want, perfection?
700
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,629
What are you looking at?
701
00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:47,633
Your great-grandfather
and his brother Frank...
702
00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,136
...they built this place.
703
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,012
Big whoop.
704
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,474
Stone and marble workers.
They came over here from Italy...
705
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,477
...and they built this place.
706
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:02,314
Yeah, right. Two guys.
707
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:08,487
No, they were two guys on
a crew of, you know, laborers.
708
00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:13,534
They didn't design it...
709
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,995
...but they knew how to build it.
710
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:21,333
Now find two guys who can
put decent grout around your bathtub.
711
00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:00,331
So I feel good.
712
00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:03,959
So I don't know if I'm
gonna be needing to come back.
713
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,337
It's not the Prozac.
714
00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,172
Why not?
715
00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:13,552
You said you're thinking clearer and your
wife says you seem to be better?
716
00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:16,889
It's not the medication.
717
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:22,645
Prozac takes weeks to build up
effective levels in the blood.
718
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,564
Well, what is it, then?
719
00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,984
Coming here. Talking.
720
00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:32,696
Hope comes in many forms.
721
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:35,032
Well, who's got time for that?
722
00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:37,660
What is it you want to say to me?
723
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,213
I had a dream last night.
724
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,972
My bellybutton was...
725
00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,100
...a Phillips head screw...
726
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:04,228
...and I'm working unscrewing it...
727
00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,939
...and when I get it unscrewed...
728
00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:11,402
...my penis falls off.
729
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:20,077
You know, I pick it up and I'm holding
it and I'm running around...
730
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:23,747
...looking for the guy who used to
work on my Lincoln...
731
00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:26,417
...so he can put it back on.
732
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,878
And you know, I'm holding it up...
733
00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:34,049
...and this bird swoops down
and grabs it in its beak...
734
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,885
...and flies off with it.
735
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:42,933
What kind of bird?
736
00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:47,104
I don't know. Sea gull or something.
737
00:51:47,313 --> 00:51:48,689
A water bird?
738
00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:53,027
I saw The Birds last week.
Think that planted the idea?
739
00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:55,112
What else is a water bird?
740
00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:59,116
Pelican, flamingo.
741
00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:01,493
What about ducks?
742
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,918
Those goddamn ducks.
743
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:13,130
What is it about those ducks
that meant so much to you?
744
00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:22,056
I don't know, it was a trip...
745
00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:26,602
...having those wild creatures...
746
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:30,856
...come into my pool and
have their little babies.
747
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:39,740
I was sad to see them go.
748
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:44,870
Oh, Jesus, fuck. Now he's gonna cry.
749
00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,381
Shit. Fuck me.
750
00:52:55,589 --> 00:53:00,678
When the ducks gave birth to those
babies, they became a family.
751
00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,600
You're right.
752
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,895
It's a link. A connection.
753
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:13,649
I'm afraid I'm gonna lose my family...
754
00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:15,818
...like I lost the ducks.
755
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,823
That's what I'm full of dread about.
756
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:24,493
It's always with me.
757
00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:27,037
What are you so afraid's going to happen?
758
00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:29,790
I don't know.
759
00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,297
You work so hard.
760
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:41,885
You work so damn hard
and to see your life's dream...
761
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,013
...burn down.
762
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,183
Look at it this way,
you collect the insurance.
763
00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:51,520
You gotta say to yourself,
"It could have been worse."
764
00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:55,482
How could it have been worse?
Fucking faulty stove!
765
00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:58,777
Suppose people stopped coming,
ever think of that?
766
00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:03,073
I don't know. I don't know what the fuck.
767
00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,745
He's right. There's no insurance for that.
768
00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:12,666
Why would people stop coming
to the restaurant? It's just catching on.
769
00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:16,086
You know what I'm figuring out lately?
770
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,214
Talking helps.
771
00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:21,550
- That's right.
- He's right. He's right.
772
00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:28,307
Hope... comes in many forms.
773
00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:30,100
Absolutely.
774
00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:31,810
Come on.
775
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,022
Here, hold this.
776
00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:36,523
Artie.
777
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,817
Artie, come on.
778
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,780
Hey, look at me. Look at me.
779
00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:45,491
I'll always help you.
780
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:48,160
Come on. Come on.
781
00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:56,251
Go cook. Hey, let him cook.
He'll feel better.
782
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:12,184
Someday I'll tell him we
torched the restaurant.
783
00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:20,317
All right, enough of this shit.
What's wrong?
784
00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:23,320
You know, a simple...
785
00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:27,407
..."Way to go, Chris, on the Triborough
Towers contract!" would have been nice.
786
00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:29,034
That's it.
787
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,586
You're right.
788
00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:41,421
You're right.
789
00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,091
I have no defense.
790
00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:49,096
That's how I was parented.
Never supported. Never complimented.
791
00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,473
My cousin Gregory's girlfriend...
792
00:55:51,723 --> 00:55:54,852
...is what they call a development
girl, out in Hollywood.
793
00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,813
She said I could sell my life story,
make fucking millions.
794
00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:00,816
I didn't do that. I stuck it out with you.
795
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:04,862
I'll fucking kill you. Are you gonna
go Henry Hill on me now?
796
00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:08,198
You know how many mobsters are selling
screenplays and screwing things up?
797
00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:10,617
She said I could maybe even play myself.
798
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,411
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
799
00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:20,586
Forget Hollywood screenplays.
Forget those distractions, huh?
800
00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:24,131
What, you think I haven't had offers?
801
00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,761
We got work to do. New avenues.
802
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:34,141
Everything's gonna be all right
from here on in. Come on.
803
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,729
Look, it's a beautiful day.
What could be bad?
804
00:56:40,981 --> 00:56:44,568
It's nice of you to pick me up
for the party, Junior.
805
00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:48,864
- At least somebody cares about me.
- These kids today.
806
00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:52,618
I suppose he thinks once he's
got me in a nursing home...
807
00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:57,581
...I'll die faster and then he won't
have to drive me anywhere.
808
00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:00,000
If his father was still alive...
809
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:05,005
...you can bet he'd show more
decency and respect for his mother.
810
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:08,342
Well, my brother John was
a man among men.
811
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,178
He was a saint.
812
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:15,098
Lots of things are different now
from Johnny's and my day.
813
00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:16,475
What do you mean?
814
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:19,186
I'm not free to run my business like I want.
815
00:57:19,394 --> 00:57:20,812
Aw, isn't that awful.
816
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,856
Just this week, your son stuck his hand in...
817
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:25,233
...and made it 100 times
more difficult for me.
818
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,527
Plus, he thumbs his nose at New York.
819
00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:32,115
What are you gonna do?
He's part of a whole generation.
820
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,078
Do you remember the crazy hair?
And the dope?
821
00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,621
Now it's fags in the military.
822
00:57:37,829 --> 00:57:40,707
Stop it, Junior. You're making me very upset!
823
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:44,211
I don't like to, Livia,
but I'm agita all the time.
824
00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:48,173
And I'll tell you something else,
things are down all across the board.
825
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,717
A lot of friends of ours are complaining.
826
00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:54,429
We used to be recession-proof. No more.
827
00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:58,225
You can't blame it all
on the Justice Department.
828
00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:01,561
Our friends say to me...
829
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:06,525
..."Junior, why don't you take
a larger hand in things?"
830
00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:12,864
Something may have to be done, Livia,
about Tony.
831
00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:15,075
I don't know.
832
00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,459
There they are. Hey, Ma, Uncle Jun.
833
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:29,506
You're using mesquite.
That makes the sausage taste peculiar.
834
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:33,260
- Hi, Grandma.
- Happy birthday, my big boy.
835
00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:34,886
Carmela, my mother's here.
836
00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:37,597
Everybody, let's eat.