1 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:46,271 Our undergrad student body at Brown only numbers about 6000 people. 2 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:50,943 That's from every state in the country and over 60 countries in the world. 3 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,445 Admission is extremely selective. 4 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:58,367 So again, get all of your academic and extracurricular ducks in a row. 5 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:00,911 Leave nothing to chance. 6 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:10,546 Hey, buddy. 7 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:11,964 Davey. 8 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:15,050 Saw your wife alone. I figured you for the trotters. 9 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,595 Not tonight. I had a customer I couldn't shake. 10 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,597 Guy spends half an hour... 11 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,851 ...deciding between a $20 soccer ball and a $22 soccer ball. 12 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:25,644 Who do you like? 13 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:29,106 That guy from Bowdoin seems to be making some sense. 14 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,066 No, I mean the game tonight. 15 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,901 Ho, ho, ho! 16 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,737 You guys want to be alone? 17 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,616 I saw that refreshment table. I knew you'd be around. 18 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,785 How do I get roped into this? 19 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:46,290 Charmaine knows with your sfogliatelle her daughter can go anywhere. 20 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:51,295 - The janitor's the only one near them. - That's a nice career for a lady. 21 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:53,463 Fuck you. 22 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,967 - I gotta get one of them belly bombs. - Have I said "fuck you" yet? 23 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,475 Delicious, Artie. Glad I didn't eat tonight. 24 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,896 Thanks, Davey. It's nice to be appreciated by your friends. 25 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,397 The sensitive chef. 26 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,900 - Hey, Eric, they all done? - I guess. 27 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,360 Dad, can I have 20 bucks? 28 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:18,530 - You like this? - Did you think he was gonna say: 29 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:22,868 "Gee, Dad, thanks for taking the time to come to this important event"? 30 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:26,038 - How you doing, Eric? - Good, Mr. Soprano. 31 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,333 - You want something to eat? - No, we're going to Starbucks. 32 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,835 You're thinking of going to Brown? 33 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,963 Yeah, it's a good school. A lot of star-fucking though. 34 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:37,257 - Hey, latrine lip. - He's right. 35 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,843 He'll go where his mother says, like his old man. 36 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,929 You too? 37 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,139 These guys were like Namath and Tittle. 38 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,058 Yeah, I've heard. 39 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:49,019 And now they're like Phil Donahue and Alan Alda. 40 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:55,192 Listen, I heard... 41 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:58,153 ...through the grapevine you took your uncle's game. 42 00:03:58,404 --> 00:03:59,988 You know, the big one. 43 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,741 - Grapevine? - Yeah. 44 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,618 If you listen close, that song says: 45 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:07,704 "Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see." 46 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,249 You know me. I like to play a little. 47 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,667 A little? 48 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,169 Forget it. This game's not for you. 49 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:18,340 No, it's just, you know, I was thinking it'd be a kick. 50 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:22,094 David, you're a nice guy. I like you. Okay? 51 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:26,181 Trust me, this game's not for you. I don't want to see you get hurt. 52 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,558 These guys, they play deep. 53 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:33,355 - Know how many jockstraps I sell? - Not enough for this game. 54 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:35,274 Okay? Forget it. 55 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:40,320 Come on. Let's go see what the Y.O. from Bucknell's got to say. 56 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,285 Do you want to tell me what you're thinking? 57 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,290 Believe me, you don't want to know. 58 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,797 You want to know what I'm thinking? Seriously? 59 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:05,470 I'd like to smash your face into hamburger. 60 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:07,848 Okay. 61 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,476 I'm not... 62 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,646 Don't worry. 63 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,774 I know I broke your coffee table and... 64 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,818 It's not gonna happen again. 65 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,779 You asked, I told. 66 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,866 - But you'd like to smash my face. - Not really. 67 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:29,077 It's just a way of describing how I'm feeling. 68 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,205 Making hamburger out of me would make you feel better? 69 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,166 Is this a woman thing? 70 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:37,627 You ask me how I'm feeling. I tell you how I'm feeling. 71 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,921 And now you torture me with it? 72 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,550 I don't know who the fuck I'm angry at. I'm just angry, okay? 73 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:51,892 Why the fuck am I here? I even asked to come back. 74 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:55,437 I got the world by the balls and can't stop feeling like a fucking loser. 75 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,273 Who makes you feel like a loser? Your mother? 76 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,360 Please, we wasted enough oxygen on that one. 77 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,613 It's everything and everybody. 78 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:08,492 I see some guy walking down the street, you know, with a clear head. 79 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:12,329 You know the type, he always whistles like the Happy-fucking-Wanderer. 80 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,831 I just want to go and rip his throat open. 81 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:18,668 I want to fucking grab him and pummel him right there for no reason. 82 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:22,672 Why should I care if a guy's got a clear head? 83 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,591 I should say, "Good for you." 84 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:29,554 - Let's get back to smashing my face. - Jesus Christ. 85 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,390 Ahh. 86 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:34,351 No, I think it all ties in. 87 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:42,442 All right. Sometimes I resent you making me a victim. 88 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:43,610 That's all. 89 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,446 - I make you feel like a victim? - Yeah. 90 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:49,533 Remember the first time I came here I said... 91 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:53,703 ...the kind of man I admire is Gary Cooper, the strong, silent type. 92 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:57,499 And how all Americans are doing is crying and complaining. 93 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,001 A bunch of fucking pussies. Fuck them! 94 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,379 And now I'm one of them, a patient. 95 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,257 Your parents made it impossible for you to experience joy. 96 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,967 See? There you go again. 97 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:09,594 You said you're not the Happy Wanderer. 98 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,596 I'm more like one of them... 99 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:15,392 ...than I am the jerkoffs I see leaving this office! 100 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:20,021 Stop with the faces already. What do you got? 101 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,108 Three eights full. Santa Maria, yes! 102 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:25,652 Santa Maria? More like Santa Claus. 103 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:27,946 - Did you cut the pot? - Twice. 104 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:31,324 Here. Make sure you spend it in my restaurant, you prick. 105 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:35,954 One chip? Ma va' a Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that! 106 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,373 - That's it, I gotta go. - Come on, another hour. 107 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,460 I can't. Charmaine'll have my balls on the menu tomorrow. 108 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,753 - Cash me out. - Look at all the money! 109 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:47,090 - Rich, can I get another dime? - We only got three players. 110 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,967 Vito's up for it, right? 111 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:53,138 Where the fuck do I gotta be? Only, let's up the ante. 112 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,475 You're into me for seven G's already. 113 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,728 That's all? I'll make that back from Vito in an hour. 114 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,522 Count this ciucio out another dime. 115 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:41,019 Well, we have our work cut out for us. 116 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:41,937 Gudren? 117 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,331 Meadow? 118 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,833 I'd like to talk to you. 119 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,754 It really sounds good. I know you're disappointed. 120 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:12,842 When you try out, the form asks what you want and I checked "solo." 121 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,137 You seniors! This is your last chance at Cabaret. 122 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:20,016 Gudren hasn't had a solo. I like to give everyone a shot. 123 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:23,853 Mrs. Gaetano, I was a sophomore when I did Spider Woman. 124 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,189 Now it's important because of college. 125 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:31,903 - You okay with this? - Do I have a choice? 126 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,406 Yeah, you could continue to run the game. 127 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:38,243 You know I'm under fucking house arrest, you cute fuck. 128 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,537 Then take it and be happy. 129 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:43,540 Either way, I'm having the executive game. 130 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:46,209 Your father and me started that game 30 years ago. 131 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:50,130 We were talking one day about how credit card companies... 132 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,590 ...work their angle. 133 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:55,135 They didn't care what you bought if you don't pay all at once. 134 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,471 They juice you, you thank them for letting you have a card. 135 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,932 You'd rather be juiced than pay at once. 136 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,101 That's a certain kind of player. 137 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,562 That's why we call it the executive game. 138 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,772 My brother Johnny was keen. 139 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:11,818 Oh, yeah. That's why he left us with cici beans. 140 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,529 You don't know what you're talking about. 141 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:18,742 Your father left Livia with a package that could choke a fucking elephant. 142 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,411 I gotta tell you? 143 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:26,416 She's like a woman with a ham, crying the blues because she has no bread. 144 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,211 Please. They don't make them like Johnny. 145 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,548 Keep in mind that he paid freight for your Uncle Ercole, buon'anima. 146 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,634 That was a major fucking nut. 147 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,595 Who? Who the fuck is Ecle? 148 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,972 Keep thinking you know everything. 149 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,100 Some are so far behind in a race they believe they're leading. 150 00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:46,853 Yeah, that's cute. Who the fuck is Ecle? 151 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,105 Ercole. Let's talk something else. 152 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,650 No, you opened this clam. Who is he? 153 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,194 You don't know him. It's water under the bridge. 154 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:57,947 Me and your father looked out for him. He wanted for nothing. 155 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,450 I don't have time for this shit. 156 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,870 He was my younger brother, between me and your father in age. 157 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:08,124 His name was Ercole. Actually, Ercole. 158 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,627 Hercules, named after my grandfather. 159 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,257 What are you saying? 160 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,594 - I got another uncle? - Sharp as a fucking cue ball. 161 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:24,933 Yeah, we had a brother you didn't know about because he was... 162 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,855 It was different in those days. 163 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:35,568 My parents didn't speak English and couldn't take care of a kid like that. 164 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,656 But God bless your grandmother. 165 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:42,867 She went to every charity home in this fucking state... 166 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,370 ...till she found one to take care of him. 167 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,165 - Are you saying he was retarded? - Why don't you go fuck yourself? 168 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,500 He was slow. 169 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:54,838 He was strong as a fucking bull, handsome like George Raft. 170 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:59,759 If it was today, they might have trained him to be a whatever. 171 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,720 Get him a job. 172 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,056 They didn't understand these things back then. 173 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,767 Jesus. 174 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,521 - What were we thinking? - Un-fucking-believable. 175 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:17,569 I remember my mother and father arguing about... I don't know. 176 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:21,740 She kept talking about my father's feeble-minded brother. 177 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,575 I thought she meant you. 178 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,750 What a kick in the balls. When did he die? 179 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,043 Not long before your father. 180 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,380 Past is the past. This is the present. 181 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,300 Let's talk about this game. What's my end? 182 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,305 - I don't know. Ten percent. - Twenty. 183 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,850 Fifteen. 184 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:53,438 Call your friends. Let them know the game's happening. 185 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,910 Can I help you with something, sir? 186 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,163 Yeah, I want to buy a boat with three propellers. 187 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,332 - What? - Kid... 188 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:16,085 ...you see me here every week. When are you gonna stop asking? 189 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,837 Ho, Rich! 190 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:23,468 - Is there a problem? - I'm just breaking your kid's balls. 191 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:33,269 Like the pimp says to his hos, "Keep them coming." 192 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:37,816 Rich, that envelope's two C's shy. I'll catch up on it next week. 193 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,568 It's no problem. I just got caught off guard. 194 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,447 I took a second on the house, didn't calculate it into my budget. 195 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:48,117 - No good, Davey. - It's just a stutter step. No biggie. 196 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,912 The difference gets tacked on to the principal. 197 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,915 - And you know that. - Yeah, I understand. 198 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,626 Now don't take this personally... 199 00:13:57,127 --> 00:14:01,631 ...but I don't want to see your face at my games until you're caught up. 200 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,133 Come on, Rich. That's not necessary. 201 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,262 You think I started this life ten minutes ago? 202 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:11,432 A guy hands you a light envelope, it's just the beginning. 203 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:12,851 Nothing personal. 204 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,020 - I know, but it's just this... - I know. 205 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,731 It's just a stutter step. 206 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,533 - What kind is that? - Brazilian snapper. 207 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,869 - Is it fishy? - It's fish. 208 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,205 You know what I mean. It's for pizzaiola, let me smell one. 209 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,171 - You want something? - Give me enough of that for 15 people. 210 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,173 And ten pounds of shrimp. 211 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:55,768 There's gonna be some serious money. This is no nickel-and-dime shit. 212 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,897 These motherfuckers can play for two days straight. 213 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,984 Now once you start work, you don't go until the game breaks up... 214 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,070 ...and that fucking place looks like an operating room. 215 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,531 You mean we're, like, cleaning guys? 216 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,161 - What are you doing? - Something ain't right. 217 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,705 I saw you put your finger on the scale. 218 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,459 - No, I didn't. - Pull that with old ladies, not me. 219 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,878 I didn't put my finger on the scale. 220 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,546 I don't believe this shit. 221 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,882 Where you going? Wrap that up! 222 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,718 - I gotta weigh... - You gotta what? Rob me? 223 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:39,228 Yeah, you serve some booze, empty the ashtrays. 224 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,480 That reminds me. 225 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:44,275 Whatever you do, don't engage Silvio in conversation. 226 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,986 He can be a sick fuck when he's gambling. 227 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:51,783 Once he was down 50 large. He sneezes, Fritzi says "salute." 228 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,410 Fritzi Neste from Hoboken? 229 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,079 - Yeah, you know him? - No. 230 00:15:56,288 --> 00:16:00,083 Then shut up and let me finish. Anyway, Fritzi says "salute." 231 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,293 Silvio thinks he said something else. 232 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:06,839 For the rest of the night, Silvio blamed Fritzi for his losing streak. 233 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:10,093 - What did he think he said? - Are you listening? 234 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,011 He's a fucking nut. Who knows? 235 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,932 Here. 236 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,434 I didn't put my finger on no scale. 237 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,771 Put that shit in the trunk so it don't stink up the car. 238 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,690 Pay for the fish. 239 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,738 Is this guy for real or what? We're fucking piss boys? 240 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,449 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 241 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,929 We want the room with the stove and the refrigerator. 242 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,807 The efficiencies are booked to paying customers. 243 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,311 And the two rooms on the sides. We may be here for some days. 244 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,565 - You people are ruining this place. - That's your father's fault. 245 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,150 He made the deal. 246 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,571 We want a lot of clean towels and the bathrooms fresh-smelling. 247 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,323 I should work for nothing? 248 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,666 You ever suck his dick? 249 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,964 I make that beanie spin when I work his thing. 250 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,341 Am I right? 251 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,722 Don't bitch to me. 252 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,706 What do you say? 253 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,833 License and registration. 254 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,128 How about this instead? 255 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,755 - I'm wearing a vest. - Oh, yeah? 256 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,175 If I shoot, it's going in your braciola. 257 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,385 You're a real sick fuck. 258 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,806 Danny-boy! 259 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,767 - How's the family? - Not bad, Paulie. 260 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,728 We had to move my father to another old folks'... 261 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,606 I got my own fucking problems. 262 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,735 How many times will I fall for that? 263 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,570 Here. 264 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,697 Listen. Do me a favor, right? 265 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,241 Your friends... 266 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:43,079 ...players or no, they don't fuck with the tourists and the hotel guests. 267 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,665 No gunshots or we gotta take the call. 268 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,835 Go play cops and robbers. 269 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,295 Make it four. 270 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,048 Change coming to you. 271 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,716 Mike. 272 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,846 - Hey, Mike. - Matt, Tony wants you. 273 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:05,184 - Yeah, T? - Tony. Got the Macanudos? 274 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,521 - Yeah, you want one? - Give one to me, one to Dr. Fried. 275 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,778 Gentlemen? Frank? 276 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,780 Yeah, I'm in. 277 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:19,949 Me too. 278 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,495 Four hundred to you, Sil. 279 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,624 - What's in the pot? - About 2400. 280 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,962 - Too soon to chase an inside straight. - Doc? 281 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,839 Call. 282 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,468 - Macanudos, you want one? - Go ahead, take a walk. 283 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,139 Don't let him scare you. He's not really a nasty fuck. 284 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,183 He's an incredibly nasty fuck. 285 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,810 Hey, chair-boy of the board, read your cards. 286 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,104 Four hundred to you, John. 287 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:54,901 Shakespeare's straightening out. Paulie doesn't have shit as usual. 288 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,487 And the prick doctor may be flushing. 289 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:02,825 Put the TV trays out between each player. Put some of this on them. 290 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,787 Don't give anyone booze unless they ask for it, all right? 291 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,420 I heard Tony was here. Soprano. I'm a friend of his. 292 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,839 - Do I know you? - Yeah, you know me. 293 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,342 I own Ramsey's Sports and Outdoor. 294 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:38,527 - Davey, what're you doing here? - I was driving by. 295 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,988 I thought I'd stop and say hello. 296 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,367 - Some place you got here. - Yeah, a regular Taj Mahal. 297 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,912 - Heard the kids? - Bad enough she took me to the play. 298 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,122 I never want to hear that song again. 299 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,958 Eric's only light in the arts. 300 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:56,003 His performance will put him over the goal line at schools he's applying to. 301 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,051 - So, what's the game? - Seven card. 302 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,220 - Was that Frank Sinatra, Jr? - Yeah. 303 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,181 He's a friend of my uncle's. He flies in. 304 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,393 Wow! This really is an executive game. 305 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:14,063 - So, what do you think? - There's a resemblance. 306 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,899 No, I mean the game. Could I take them or what? 307 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,110 Davey, this isn't a game for you. 308 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:22,321 What are the chances of me getting close to a game like this again? 309 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,825 - Let me sit in once. - I don't do business with friends. 310 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:26,909 You understand. 311 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:30,246 Do I have to show your prom picture to these guys? 312 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:34,583 I appreciate your position, but come on, Tony, I'm a big boy. 313 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,794 - What are you holding? - I didn't expect to gamble tonight. 314 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:40,881 - You need five G's just to sit in. - Can't you float me, short-term? 315 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,802 Davey, don't say short if you don't mean short. 316 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,679 All kidding aside. 317 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,932 - You understand what I'm saying? - Yeah, of course. 318 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,351 Hey, you don't have to explain business to me. 319 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:10,244 - Christopher, say hi to Davey Scatino. - How you doing? 320 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:14,206 Give him five boxes of ziti. Good luck. 321 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,586 Okay, fellows, make room. New blood coming in. 322 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,430 So there's a lot of money in sporting goods? 323 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,140 Yeah, but I tell you... 324 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:35,019 ...Nike has its stores, the NBA has its stores, it cuts in. 325 00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:39,398 It's just temporary, though. I got some ideas for next year. 326 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,901 Hey, Davey. Ask the doc what his specialty is. 327 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,571 - Hard-ons. - I wanted him to ask. 328 00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,865 - Really? - Penile implants. 329 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,576 - Hey, doc... - Please, I've heard all the jokes. 330 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:54,455 Pot's right. Sixth Street, here we come. 331 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:55,998 No help. 332 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,000 Mysteries abound. 333 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,211 Shut the fuck up and deal. 334 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,754 Nine of spades, thank you. 335 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,881 Six of clubs. 336 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:08,219 Get a broom and sweep that shit over there, especially under Silvio. 337 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:11,847 - What's the bet? - Eight hundred. 338 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,394 - What the fuck could you have? - Incredible luck. 339 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,521 You're telling me, you fuck. 340 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,107 - Bet? - Don't rush me. 341 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,526 You been rushing me all night. 342 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:26,612 - He didn't study this hard in school. - The bet's not to you. 343 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:30,241 Good. The dealer controls the game. 344 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:34,120 Do you fucking mind? Jesus, do you ever shut the fuck up? 345 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:35,955 Blow that smoke somewhere else! 346 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,293 - What are you doing? - Take it easy. 347 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:45,047 I'm losing my balls over here and this moron's playing Hazel! 348 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,715 Get out of here! 349 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,926 I was trying to sweep the cheese. 350 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:52,888 - Why now? Leave it there. - I don't know, I was just... 351 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,933 What? Where do you get these fucking idiots? 352 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,059 Where? 353 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,437 He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying to... 354 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:03,441 Leave the cheese there! I love fucking cheese at my feet. 355 00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:06,026 I stick provolone in my socks at night... 356 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,446 ...so they smell like your sister's crotch! 357 00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:13,451 All right? So leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is! 358 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,162 Here. Here. Here. Go ahead! 359 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,289 Have a good time. 360 00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:22,751 800. 361 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,922 Why don't you go fix a fucking dick? 362 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:30,259 Doctor Fried, you know about that Viagra shit? 363 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,094 He won't quit, this fucking guy. 364 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:37,099 I heard they're sinking a crate of it to the Titanic to try and raise it. 365 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,477 - Very good, very good. - All right. 366 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,228 Down and dirty. 367 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,023 Last card, automatic 12 hundred bump. 368 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,859 Kings rule the realm. Kings talk. 369 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,323 Check. 370 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:56,118 - Door's wide open, Dr. Fried. - Check. 371 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,996 - David? - He checks. 372 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,751 Bet. Twelve hundred. 373 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:08,130 I'm gonna call, because you ain't got dick. 374 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,675 Can I steal this fucking hand? I think I can. 375 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:12,968 I'll raise 12. 376 00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:17,932 You should've checked. You got shit and now it costs you another bet. 377 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,020 Oh, fucker. 378 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,150 - Let's see them, boys. - Trips. 379 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,527 Three deuces. 380 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:33,781 Cry me a river. Three beautiful kings. 381 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:36,992 - Flush. - You motherfucker. 382 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,829 You slow-rolled me. What were you doing to that hand? 383 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,499 His money's good. He wants to sail, it's his business. 384 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,209 Fuck you too. 385 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:47,753 I should've stayed with my goomar tonight. 386 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:51,507 Hey, cheese fuck, get me some food. 387 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,071 - I'm so pissed. - Good morning. 388 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:18,534 Hunter called and said that Rachel got an early acceptance to Wesleyan. 389 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:21,120 - And you didn't expect it? - No. 390 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:25,833 - Think. Did you ever see her mom? - Please. I'm blacker than her mother. 391 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:29,878 Well, you should've mentioned that on your application. 392 00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:42,182 T. 393 00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:44,727 T. 394 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:53,861 - What time is it? - It's almost 9. 395 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:57,406 - How we doing? - Slowing down. 396 00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:01,160 See if they want to close the lights. 397 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:06,999 Thanks. 398 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:13,631 Want more coffee? 399 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,635 Yeah, Tony, put a little sambuca in it for me, would you? 400 00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:22,723 - Anyone want to close the lights? - Is that a game? 401 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,600 He's a pisser, this kid. 402 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:25,768 Closing the lights... 403 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,937 It means do you want to admit you lost and pack it in? 404 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,815 - Me? No. - All right, cut, please. 405 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,109 - Here you go. - Thank you, Francis. 406 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,569 Coming out. 407 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:40,949 To Sil, to the doctor, how about a winner this time? 408 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:45,537 - How much is he into us for? - About 45 boxes of ziti. 409 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,248 He grabbed ten while you slept. 410 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:49,583 He said you okayed it. 411 00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:53,879 Go get that. 412 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,351 Look at this fucking lineup. 413 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:16,110 Johnny Sack! They must have had free tokens at the tunnel. 414 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,947 How do you expect to make a dime with this fucking stonewaller? 415 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,496 How'd you get in here? 416 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,834 Same as you. Through the front door. 417 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,586 - Hi, Rich. - Hi, Rich? 418 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,506 I got some nice fresh lox. 419 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,385 - You got some fucking balls. - What did I do? 420 00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:43,345 I should stab you in the fucking eye. 421 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,057 - Come on, Rich. - Get off me... 422 00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:50,728 - ...or I'll put one in your head. - Don't threaten me, Richie. 423 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:54,356 Don't threaten you? I got a hard-on for you already. 424 00:28:54,607 --> 00:28:56,108 Give me a reason. 425 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:03,198 Don't make me embarrass you. Outside now, I want to talk. 426 00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:09,747 Christopher, get everybody a drink. I'll be right back. 427 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,749 That's it. Cash me out. 428 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:14,877 Come on, Frank, doc, sit down. 429 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,920 It's a misunderstanding, right? 430 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:20,466 No, Tony, I'm wiped. I'll settle up with you next game. 431 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,635 - Give my regards to your uncle. - Have some breakfast. 432 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:28,140 No, really, I got tickets for the Rueles-Harris fight tonight. 433 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,102 Matt, thanks a lot. Here's one for your pal. 434 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:33,437 Cash me out, Sunshine. 435 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:35,981 Thank you, Mr. Sinatra, Jr., sir. 436 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:41,111 I shut him the fuck down, he comes here and he sticks it up my ass! 437 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,781 What's that got to do with you disrespecting my game? 438 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:47,326 - Like you wouldn't be different. - You're fucking right. 439 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:51,747 I'm sick of this holier-than-thou act, and I'm not the only one. 440 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:55,584 Oh, really? Well, if anybody wants to make a move... 441 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,003 Come on, Tony. Don't get so fucking dramatic. 442 00:29:58,254 --> 00:30:00,714 All I'm saying is you act like you're in a different business. 443 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:03,509 Send that prick out so I can talk to him. 444 00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:04,760 No. 445 00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:11,099 Do you realize this motherless fuck is into me for over eight large? 446 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:13,435 He's got money to play here? 447 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,772 Let him pay me my money. Send him out. 448 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:20,275 Go home. This ain't gonna happen to one of my players. 449 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:39,253 Everything all right? 450 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:45,926 Wow, he was pissed. 451 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,096 I'm gonna let you sleep one day. 452 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:52,599 Then you're gonna get up and get my $45,000. 453 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,059 Yeah, no problem. 454 00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:59,273 - How about the luck on that Silvio? - Why don't you shut the fuck up? 455 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:06,780 I could use a schvitz. Want to go for a schvitz? 456 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,785 If you don't give me every penny... 457 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:16,373 ...I'll send somebody to you every Saturday for five percent interest. 458 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:19,334 If you don't have it, I'll tack it on to the principal. 459 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:20,752 Understand? 460 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:26,091 Listen, Tony, I had a good run there for a while. 461 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:28,468 I should have quit then, though. 462 00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:35,142 So you never told me how your kid made out at Bowdoin. 463 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,896 How my what? 464 00:31:40,106 --> 00:31:42,441 How your daughter made out at Bowdoin. 465 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:48,280 Would you like anything else? 466 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,076 No. 467 00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:57,456 Tony, did I do something to insult you? 468 00:31:58,499 --> 00:31:59,833 Two days. 469 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:29,780 - How'd we do? - Not done counting, but it's up there. 470 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:32,658 At least 80 boxes of ziti, after expenses. 471 00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:34,368 Two boxes came out of my pocket. 472 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:35,827 Fellas? 473 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,581 Salut. 474 00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:48,298 You fucking believe it? We now run the executive game. 475 00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:53,512 Sil, remember when we used to look through that crack in the door... 476 00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:56,056 ...when my old man and Junior had it? 477 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,016 Yeah, I remember. 478 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,435 Junior would chase us down the street. 479 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:04,606 Executive game. 480 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,153 Do you mind? God! 481 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:54,031 I'm trying to sleep. I been working all night. 482 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,325 - How you doing, Eric? - Good. 483 00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:00,287 - Sounds good. - Thanks. 484 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:03,123 - Are you awake now? - Yeah. 485 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:05,333 - Good. Close the door. - Hey! 486 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,837 - Where's your mother? - The store. 487 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:14,468 Aunt Barb called. Uncle Tom's father died. 488 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:18,096 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tom, Sr? 489 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,850 - When? - I don't know. 490 00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:24,436 - Well, what the hell happened? - I don't know. 491 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:28,023 He's here every Christmas Eve. You don't ask? 492 00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:32,944 Somebody says "Joe Blow died," normal people ask, "How?" 493 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,824 Jesus. 494 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:43,872 This gust of wind comes, knocks him off the roof. 495 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,957 All for a satellite dish. 496 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,834 That's very sad. 497 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,294 Yeah. 498 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,963 - How old? - 65. 499 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:54,341 Works his whole life, takes care of his family. 500 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:58,470 One day after he retires, one day... 501 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:03,266 It's freaky. 502 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:07,020 Carlos Castenada said: 503 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:10,982 "Live every moment as if it were your last dance on earth." 504 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,110 Who listens to prizefighters? 505 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:16,488 Ali, maybe. He had a little wisdom. 506 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:20,742 Well, at least Tom, Sr. isn't the Happy Wanderer anymore. 507 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,744 What's that supposed to mean? 508 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,997 He got his. You don't have to pummel his ass. 509 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,750 He's joined the ranks of the unlucky. 510 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,962 Maybe you know what you're talking about, but I don't. 511 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,471 Found out I had another uncle. A retarded uncle. 512 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:45,392 My father's brother that nobody told me about. 513 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:47,144 You believe this shit? 514 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:52,315 Was he seriously developmentally disabled? 515 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,193 Serious? No, he had everybody in stitches back then. 516 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,202 Now that you found out you have a retarded family member... 517 00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:06,288 ...do you feel better about coming here? 518 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:07,998 What? 519 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:10,000 Is it permissible now? 520 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:15,130 Is it enough of a sad tragedy that you can join the rest of the douche bags? 521 00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:26,057 I was talking to him a couple days ago. 522 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:30,020 Yes, he was a wonderful man. We're here for you, Barbara. 523 00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:44,993 We knew we were bound to see them at some function. Just relax. 524 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:51,208 Oh. 525 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:56,046 - Fucking Bette Davis back there. - No scenes. 526 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,513 - Come on, get up. We're leaving. - Thank you, God. 527 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,808 - I will kill you. - We paid our respects. We're leaving. 528 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:12,812 This may be a shock, but they're not here to see Sopranos kill each other. 529 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,856 Show respect for Tom's father. 530 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,776 - Hi, Carm. - Hi, Richie. 531 00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:20,737 Do I give the boost to your sister? 532 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:23,615 Come on. I gotta give mine too. 533 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:52,811 - How many rooms this place got? - It's a big joint. 534 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,939 This is a pretty good racket. 535 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:02,195 I don't think you can smoke in here. 536 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:05,949 Who's gonna complain? Him? 537 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,951 Hey, you mind? 538 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,788 He don't mind. 539 00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:15,542 Listen, Anthony. 540 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:20,547 I'm sorry about blowing up in your game. 541 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,969 You were out of line. 542 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,097 What am I supposed to do with you? 543 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,100 Back off and respect the title, you jerkoff. 544 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:35,103 It's your ball. You make the rules. 545 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:40,150 No, no, I don't make them. They've always been there. 546 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:44,404 And David Scatino doesn't pay you a penny until I get mine first. 547 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,782 That's the tax you get for raising your hands at my game. 548 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:51,411 I get mine, then you get yours. That's how it's gonna be. 549 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,998 I don't do something, how's it gonna look? 550 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,838 If everyone could please take their seats. 551 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,923 We are about to begin. 552 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:09,637 In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen. 553 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:17,979 Since it has pleased Almighty God to call our brother from this life... 554 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:23,526 ...we commit his body to the earth to return to that from which it was made. 555 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,404 Christ was the first to rise from the dead... 556 00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:31,993 You shouldn't take shit from him. 557 00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:35,163 I heard you the first time. Let's drop the subject. 558 00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:36,873 All right. 559 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:47,717 Tony put me back in action. Gave me 50 G's. 560 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,220 - What is that, nothing? - Please. 561 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:54,808 I know how things work. Don't forget I was Daddy's little girl. 562 00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,563 - What are you talking about? - You're his responsibility. 563 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,524 He didn't do you any favor. 564 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,527 When my father was in his position... 565 00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:09,656 ...he gave Romeo Martin $50,000 when he got out of jail. 566 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:12,659 Now we're talking about 30 years ago. 567 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,869 Thirty years ago. 568 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,956 Today that's half a million dollars. 569 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,875 Fifty thousand. 570 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,421 Mailmen make more than that. 571 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:44,524 What's this fucking appointment you had when my friend came? 572 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:46,651 Think I'm still a kid on the school bus? 573 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,279 Please, Tony, I'm doing my best here. 574 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:53,450 I fucked up, okay? I'm gonna make it all work out somehow, I swear. 575 00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:56,077 - What do you got for me? - I'm tapped. 576 00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:59,080 - Stand up. - Why? 577 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,082 Because I just said so. Get up. 578 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,794 Get up or I'll rip your fucking head off. 579 00:41:05,045 --> 00:41:06,171 Come on. 580 00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:12,635 I'm sorry, Tony. I wouldn't do anything to insult you. 581 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,846 Our kids go to school together. 582 00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:21,686 Tony, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm just having some bad luck. 583 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:23,104 It just got worse. 584 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:30,028 I'm gonna come back. My luck's gonna change. 585 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:33,865 Tomorrow. I want something tomorrow. You understand me? 586 00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:52,258 David! Hey. 587 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,970 - Where's the wife? - She's home. 588 00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:59,516 - Can I talk to you? - You all right? 589 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:03,061 Sit down. Sit down. 590 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:12,654 Talk to me. 591 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,156 I got myself in a little bind. 592 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:19,369 Jesus, I feel ashamed. 593 00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:22,038 Well, what's going on? What happened? 594 00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:25,583 I'm in a jam, a bad one. 595 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:28,503 This could cost me my marriage, my business. 596 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:31,756 I'm sure there's something we can do. What kind of jam? 597 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:36,261 You didn't knock up that TaeBo broad, did you? 598 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:38,513 God, no, Artie. 599 00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,765 Talk to me. I'm your friend. 600 00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:44,143 I need money. 601 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:48,064 Money, Artie. Not much, just... 602 00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:52,777 I swear on my kid I'll get it back before you miss it. 603 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,863 - How much money are we talking? - Just enough... 604 00:42:56,657 --> 00:43:00,201 ...to give me some breathing room until I get the rest together. 605 00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:02,287 It's 20 thousand. 606 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,543 Davey... 607 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:14,382 Shit. Bad timing. Man! 608 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:19,012 You won't believe it, but I gotta put a new roof on this place. 609 00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:26,561 God forgive me for saying this, but did you consider Chapter 11? 610 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:28,813 Tony Soprano's not gonna buy that. 611 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,231 Tony. 612 00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:36,321 Oh, jeez, Davey. Jesus Christ. 613 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,821 - Eric, give me the keys. - Why? 614 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,449 - There's mud all over the tires. - Dave, what's wrong? 615 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:24,077 - Say goodbye to your truck. - What? 616 00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:26,788 - Dave. - Oh, this is bullshit! 617 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:30,750 I warned you, no off-roading. I gave you enough chances! 618 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:33,544 - Dave, this is not the place. - Dad, I didn't do anything! 619 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,381 - Eric, accountability is everything. - Off-roading? 620 00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:39,717 I drove it onto the field to bring some girls to cheerleading! 621 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,970 There's mud all over the doors. I warned you! 622 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:46,557 I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything, Mom! 623 00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:49,060 - Get in the house. - I fucking hate you. 624 00:44:49,311 --> 00:44:51,688 You apologize, right now! 625 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:55,316 Open them. 626 00:44:57,152 --> 00:45:01,155 - I knew it was a car. - It's a sports utility vehicle. 627 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,412 You like it? 628 00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:11,374 This is Eric's jeep. 629 00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:14,919 Oh, my God. Is this Eric Scatino's jeep? 630 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:17,004 Yeah, but it's yours now. 631 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:22,009 - His dad sold it to you? - Yeah, you know. Something like that. 632 00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,721 What do you mean, "Something like that"? 633 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,014 You know. 634 00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:35,565 Jesus, Tony. 635 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,151 She don't want it, fine. 636 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,404 I'll eat it before I give it back. What am I, a sucker? 637 00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:45,199 What does Eric have to do with his father? What'd he do to you? 638 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,453 The guy owed me money, and he did the right thing offering the car. 639 00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:49,704 Yeah, right. 640 00:45:49,913 --> 00:45:51,205 This is you talking. 641 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,710 His wife's close to the brother-in-law of the provost at Georgetown. 642 00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:57,378 - The who? - Oh, great. 643 00:45:57,629 --> 00:45:59,088 You want to act holier-than-thou? 644 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,840 Go ahead, but I'm not giving it back. 645 00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:02,717 I'll sell that car to Pussy. 646 00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:06,345 Then I'm gonna buy clothes and food and shoes and CDs... 647 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:10,391 ...and all the rest of the shit I've been buying since you were born! 648 00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:14,645 - Everything comes from the work I do! - All right, Tony, that's enough. 649 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,649 A grown man made a wager. He lost. 650 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:21,652 He made another one. He lost again. End of story. 651 00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:26,073 Take that high moral ground and go sleep in the bus station if you want! 652 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:09,826 Oh, Jesus. 653 00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:13,788 Where? 654 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,873 A few rows back. 655 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,087 Tony. 656 00:47:22,422 --> 00:47:24,966 I almost didn't make it. Where's Janice? 657 00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:28,803 - Didn't I see those at the wake? - That's funny. 658 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:30,888 They're behind. 659 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:33,516 I'll see you after the show. 660 00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:00,710 Just keep thinking of Meadow. 661 00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:06,799 Eric, come on! Let's talk. You're just gonna leave? 662 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,551 I thought you were my friend. 663 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:11,178 I am. I can't stop my dad from selling it. 664 00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:14,390 Your dad's a fucking asshole, you know that? 665 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,225 He's a real low-life asshole. 666 00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:18,352 I suppose yours is innocent? 667 00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:22,189 For your information, he gave it to my dad. He didn't steal it. 668 00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:26,777 You know what, Meadow? Fuck you, fuck your gangster father... 669 00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:29,280 ...and fuck this! 670 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:40,082 Welcome, everyone, to Cabaret Night. 671 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:44,045 As we are recording tonight's show, we'd like to remind everyone: 672 00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:47,465 Please, no talking, no pictures or videotaping. 673 00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:51,218 And please remember to turn off those pagers and cell phones. 674 00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:54,096 If you think you may need a lozenge... 675 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:57,266 ...may we suggest that now would be the time to unwrap it... 676 00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:00,353 ...as opposed to during the performance. 677 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,482 Program notes: In the second act, "Sun and Moon"... 678 00:49:04,691 --> 00:49:09,320 ...to be performed by Eric Scatino and Meadow Soprano, has been canceled. 679 00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:12,907 Regretfully, Mr. Scatino will not be performing tonight. 680 00:49:13,158 --> 00:49:16,118 Instead, Ms. Soprano will perform a solo... 681 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:20,915 ...singing "My Heart Will Go On," the theme song from Titanic. 682 00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:22,500 Enjoy the show. 683 00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:26,212 That's a lucky break. I wonder what happened.