1 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,624 Oh, my God. 2 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,918 What did you freak out for? 3 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,383 Holy shit! 4 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:29,064 - How you doing? - Hey, how's it going? 5 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,524 How you doing? 6 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:32,151 How's your broccoli? 7 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:35,737 Adriana, this is my cousin Gregory, the ambulance chaser. 8 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,157 This is my fiancée, Amy Safir. 9 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,492 Pleasure to finally meet you in person. 10 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:43,203 Greg gives me updates on his New York cousin. 11 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,038 We're from Jersey. 12 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,791 My apologies. That's the redeye talking. 13 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:50,169 Your earrings are so excellent. 14 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,171 Thank you. 15 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,548 - How was your flight? - Fine, good. 16 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,637 Morgan Stanley's night out. 17 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:05,434 Christopher said you're shooting a movie. Must be interesting. 18 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:08,187 This is the first project I brought in to Jon. 19 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:09,980 - Who's Jon? - Jon Favreau. 20 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,232 She's head of development. I told you. 21 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,026 You said Tarantino. 22 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,154 I worked for Quentin. He's still a friend. 23 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,073 Anyway, Favreau snapped her right up. 24 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,367 That movie he did, Swingers... 25 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,204 ...Vince Vaughn is so cute! 26 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,998 So, Christopher, how goes the screenplay? 27 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,751 It's one of the best I've ever read. 28 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,337 Fucking-A! 29 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,714 Hey, easy, okay? 30 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:37,841 What's he like? 31 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:42,471 Funny, smart, totally accessible. You guys should come visit the set. 32 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:46,266 - No, I meant Vince Vaughn. - Great, great. A friend. 33 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,478 So, when do we get to read this opus? 34 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,979 I flushed it long ago. 35 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:55,150 Remember what I told you on the phone, mob stories are always hot. 36 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,402 You should keep your mouth shut. 37 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,530 What do you do, Adriana? 38 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:04,701 Well, right now I'm in the food service industry. 39 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,664 Christopher. 40 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:10,999 - You, get up. - Who? Me? 41 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,043 What does he want? 42 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,545 Hey, bridge-and-tunnel boy, chill out. 43 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,641 Guys, let's go to Tribeca Grill. It's cooler. 44 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:30,143 - It's better. - Why are we leaving? 45 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,521 Just do it. 46 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:38,277 She seemed so down-to-earth for a Hollywood person. 47 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,613 What's with those clothes? She in The Addams Family? 48 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,324 That's Prada! 49 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,244 If I was Greg, I wouldn't allow it. 50 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,663 You look like a woman, not a bellhop. 51 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:52,082 Jon Favreau, he's great! 52 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:55,210 He's also a writer. You should show him your script. 53 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:56,753 Swingers? 54 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,840 He can suck my dick. That swings too. 55 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,216 Jeez. 56 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:04,886 Well, that acting class really rubbed you the wrong way. 57 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,472 I love movies, but I just want to be a player. 58 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,975 I don't want to fuck with the other shit. 59 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:12,269 So? Be a player. 60 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:15,397 We'll go to the set, she invited us. 61 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,190 Slip them your script. 62 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,610 That's what they call it, "Slippin' the script." 63 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,363 Who knows, you know? 64 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,492 Would it be so frigging horrible to attend a premiere? 65 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,829 I don't even have the thing. I threw it away. 66 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,625 What? 67 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,128 You have a copy? 68 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:42,507 - I told you, I'm not interested. - I believe in you. 69 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:01,902 It wasn't my fault. 70 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,779 You stole my car. 71 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,572 Where's the trust? 72 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,909 When I get confirmed, I'll be a man. So why can't I drive? 73 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,660 You want to get into this? 74 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:14,539 Who's that man we picked up at camp last year for bed-wetting? 75 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:18,460 - That was two years ago. - You could have killed those girls. 76 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:22,005 - That would have been interesting. - What did you just say? 77 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,758 Death shows the ultimate absurdity of life. 78 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:27,761 Are you trying to get me to lose my temper? 79 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,389 I'm about to put you through that window. 80 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,766 See, that's what I mean. 81 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:34,226 Life is absurd. 82 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:35,685 Don't say that! 83 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,854 God forgive you! 84 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,231 There is no God. 85 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:39,940 - Hey! - Hey! 86 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:41,817 Where is this coming from? 87 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,653 What, do they teach you this crap at school? 88 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,406 Is this this new English teacher, Mr. Clark? 89 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,241 Where is he from? 90 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,535 - Answer me! - Oberlin. 91 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,454 Want him to read something other than Hustler? 92 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,998 Hello? He got assigned The Stranger. 93 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,710 You want him to be educated just to make more money? 94 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,921 This is education. 95 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:06,341 Do you ever think, like, "Why were we born?" 96 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:11,346 Madame de Staël said, "In life one must choose between boredom and suffering." 97 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:13,640 Go to your room. 98 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:19,688 No, I'm serious. Why were we born? 99 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:26,194 We were born because of Adam and Eve, that's why. 100 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,238 Now go upstairs and do your math. 101 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,782 Algebra? That's the most boring. 102 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:34,202 Your other choice is suffering. You want to start now? 103 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,164 Move your ass! 104 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,467 Jesus Christ, let me think. 105 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,260 You wake me up... 106 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:52,220 ...my head's all cobwebs. 107 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,723 Wyczchuk, Wyczchuk. 108 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,893 Waldemar Wyczchuk, you had lobster fra diavolo with him... 109 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,770 ...in Atlantic City, on the 14th of this month. 110 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,772 He got blown up? Fuck. 111 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:06,651 We're not trying to pin this on Soprano or anybody in your crew. 112 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,905 We're drawing no conclusions. But what do you got? 113 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:11,948 - If I had coffee... - Cut the quips. 114 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,742 Tell me about the merger! 115 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,496 What's to say? Philadelphia's put pressure on the shy business? 116 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,916 That's been going on since Moses wore short pants. 117 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,919 Tony's still resisting the Philly overtures? 118 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,390 Sometimes you don't act like a guy facing 30-to-life for selling H. 119 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,267 Don't get heavy with me. 120 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,895 You come here because somebody's leaning on you? 121 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,147 Eight o'clock a.m. you come here? 122 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:48,944 You know what this looks like? I'm doing all I can to help you guys. 123 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:56,868 One time Tony bought a pool table from Wyczchuk. 124 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:03,583 So he asks me: 125 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:08,338 "If there's no God, why was I born?" Tells me he's got no purpose. 126 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:09,839 How did you answer? 127 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,300 That it costs $150,000 to bring him up... 128 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,928 ...so if he's got no purpose, I want a refund. 129 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,514 Are you angry with him about the car? 130 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:22,435 You can't put shit back in the donkey. Boys'll be boys. It's the other crap. 131 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,979 It's not normal. 132 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,732 Adolescent angst is very normal. 133 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,526 You never went through it? 134 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,529 You think my mother and father would stand for that? 135 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,406 How is your mother? 136 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,491 She's dead to me. 137 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:43,081 And how's Anthony Jr. been taking it? 138 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,458 What? About the family? 139 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:48,545 About your nonrelationship with his grandmother? 140 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,715 How's he supposed to understand that? 141 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:55,885 And in general the whole strain of the atmosphere in your house? 142 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:59,055 But that don't give him the right to mouth off. 143 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:03,518 Sounds to me like Anthony Jr. may have stumbled onto existentialism. 144 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:08,648 - Fucking Internet. - No, it's a European philosophy. 145 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,692 After World War II... 146 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:15,113 ...people were disillusioned by the sheer weight of the horrors. 147 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:20,076 That's when the whole idea took root that there were no absolute truths. 148 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,787 - You believe that? - In your family... 149 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,624 ...even motherhood's up for debate. 150 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,460 I teach him to love and respect his mother. 151 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,253 What about your mother? 152 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:38,470 I think it's important we talk about your mother and what she tried to do. 153 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,096 Don't need to. 154 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,267 She showed her true colors, that's all. 155 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:49,731 Has Anthony Jr. heard you say, "She's dead to me"? 156 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,399 I don't know. 157 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:56,780 Don't you think that kind of talk could lead him to embrace these ideas? 158 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,407 - So now this is my fault? - No. 159 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:03,495 When some people first realize they're solely responsible... 160 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,414 ...for their decisions, actions and beliefs... 161 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,001 ...and that death lies at the end of every road... 162 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:13,046 ...they can be overcome with intense dread. 163 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:14,422 Intense dread? 164 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,092 A dull, aching anger... 165 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:21,638 ...that leads them to conclude that the only absolute truth... 166 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,556 ...is death. 167 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,189 I think the kid's onto something. 168 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,907 Ready to go? Okay, pictures up! 169 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:42,367 - Lock up! - Here we go! 170 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,119 They're ready to roll. 171 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,955 Stand by to roll. Quiet, please! Roll sound! 172 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,791 - We are rolling! - Camera! 173 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,876 Smoke out! Cameras rolling! 174 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,045 And... action! 175 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:56,840 My leg. I think it's broken. 176 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,508 - Okay, cut! - That's a cut! 177 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,802 - Check the gate. - Check the gate. 178 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,763 - Camera reloading. - Michele, can I talk to you? 179 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,683 - Come on. - Holy shit, that's... 180 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,935 She was in Kings of Comedy. 181 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,814 The other one too. That movie my girlfriend likes with Uma. 182 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,357 What's her name? 183 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,402 Jon, this is Christopher. 184 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:18,778 How's it going? 185 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,322 It's a treat. Swingers kicked ass. 186 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,199 Thanks. Thank you. 187 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,035 Thanks for coming, I appreciate it. Seriously. 188 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:30,206 What were you doing before writing for Los Angeles? 189 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,792 Jon, this is Christopher. 190 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:37,964 I'm sorry... There's a guy from Los Angeles Magazine... 191 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:41,176 ...doing a story on my favorite place for breakfast. 192 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,719 But you're... 193 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,263 ...the guy from Jersey, right? 194 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:49,601 Cool. Very, very cool. 195 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,686 Michele Foreman, our director... 196 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,439 ...she's from Jersey. You see her first picture? 197 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:55,940 She's a director? 198 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,985 Beautiful film. Won the Audience Award at Sundance. 199 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,362 It was also hilariously funny. 200 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,990 This lesbian, romantic, screwball comedy. 201 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,367 This one's mainstream. It's about spies. 202 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,496 So we're getting ready to shoot the last scene... 203 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:13,166 ...and this is where the two lesbians, the lovers, they die. 204 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:17,170 - Janeane, her character's "Zephyr"... - That's her fucking name. 205 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:18,713 Janeane Garofalo. 206 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:22,509 So she's been chasing "Gina," Sandra, all around the country. 207 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,261 - Gina? - Gina Shecter, from Brooklyn. 208 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:29,557 The character. They ended up in SoHo, had a standoff and shot each other. 209 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,894 Picture's up. Let's lock up! Quiet, please! 210 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,854 - Excuse me. - And smoke. 211 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,565 Stand by to roll. Quiet, please. 212 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,445 The silencers underscore their voiceless place in society. 213 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,072 Camera rolling! 214 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,448 Rolling! 215 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,784 - Smoke out! - Quiet! 216 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,286 We're rolling! 217 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,038 Cameras rolling! 218 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,166 - And spin the wheel! - Spin it! Spin it! 219 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,002 And... action! 220 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,714 I never had an egg cream. 221 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,051 They're not coming for either one of us. 222 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,679 You live your whole life in a place... 223 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,139 ...and never taste what it's famous for. 224 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,934 Couldn't hear the shots with this thing. 225 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,103 There's a place on St. Mark's... 226 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,771 It's over, you bitch. 227 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,439 Don't do it. 228 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,193 Michele! I'm sorry. 229 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,613 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can we cut for a second? 230 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,116 - Cut! - Are we really gonna say "bitch"? 231 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,952 - You don't like it? - We discussed it. We're losing light. 232 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:35,248 It's the last thing she says to me. I don't find it very interesting... 233 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,083 Should you shoot her again? 234 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,334 Wait a minute. 235 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:42,338 I don't think shooting's right. Her strength is her passivity. 236 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,299 - Whose passivity? - Zephyr. 237 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,593 - Yeah, in this case. - In this case. 238 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,303 I think he's right, Janeane. 239 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,139 Throughout the piece, you've got testes to burn. 240 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,350 Well, is there anything other than "bitch"? 241 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,185 Pucchiacca. 242 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,148 - What? - Let that one... 243 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,276 ...call that one "pucchiacca." 244 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,695 That sounds more interesting. 245 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,158 Bouk... what? 246 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,494 Pucchiacca. I mean, if she's from Brooklyn... 247 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,331 That sounds okay. 248 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,874 Okay, let's roll. 249 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,168 - What's it mean? - Cunt. 250 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,128 "Cunt." I like that. 251 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,255 Picture's up. Lock up! 252 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,049 - Stand by to roll! - Quiet! 253 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,592 Roll sound! 254 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,010 Camera's rolling. 255 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,512 - We are rolling! - Quiet! 256 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,889 We have feed. 257 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,557 - Smoke! - Take three. 258 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,142 Smoke line in! 259 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,687 - We're rolling! - Quiet! 260 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,147 - Rolling! - Smoke out! 261 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,899 - Marker! - Set. 262 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,068 And... action! 263 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,993 - All right, what's going on with you? - Nothing. 264 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,620 Nothing. 265 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,831 That "No God" shit upset your mother very much. 266 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,085 It's not "No God." It's just, God is dead. 267 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,336 Who said that? 268 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:07,215 Nietzsche. He's a 19th century philosopher from Germany. 269 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,509 That's why I'm not getting confirmed. 270 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:13,846 Enough with that shit. It's this weekend and you're getting confirmed! 271 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,891 - That sucks my nut! - Hey! 272 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,937 You got balls. You go to Catholic school and your mother wants it! 273 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,772 What does she know? 274 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,525 That even if God's dead, you'll still kiss his ass. 275 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,236 Hey! 276 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,784 - Hey, Joey. - Chris, how's it going? 277 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,744 - Coke and a slice. - Coming up. 278 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,873 The best pie in North Jersey. What do you want? It's taken care of. 279 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,459 - Same. Coke and a slice. - Coke and a slice. 280 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,711 You got it. 281 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,755 That laundromat across the street? 282 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:52,051 That's where Joe's Restaurant used to be. Willie Moretti bought it there. 283 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,930 Wait, Moretti was... That was Sinatra's guardian angel, right? 284 00:16:56,181 --> 00:17:00,393 Stuck his gun in Tommy Dorsey's mouth and bought Sinatra's contract for $1. 285 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:05,523 The inspiration for Johnny Fontane and the studio boss in GF I, right? 286 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:06,941 Right. 287 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,486 That's the one beef I had with Swingers. 288 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,407 You patterned yourself after Frank and Dean but there was a... 289 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,451 ..."pussy-assness" to it. 290 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,956 It was kind of the point of the piece. I mean, it's like... 291 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,667 So you brought us your script. 292 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,544 - Yeah, but... - Let's see it. 293 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,421 No, you're Jon Favreau. 294 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,424 Rocky Marciano, Deep Impact, Swingers. 295 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:36,179 Your script is set in a world I want to do my next project in. 296 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,765 A picture on the life of "Crazy" Joe Gallo. 297 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,310 They already did The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight. 298 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,270 But I see him as tragic. 299 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,691 A flawed and blinkered guy, but he wanted to learn, to grow... 300 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,777 ...to read, to paint. 301 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:54,155 He had this yearning, this hunger for... 302 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,866 Fuck your mother, what's the word? 303 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,745 You as Joey Gallo? I don't see that. 304 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,081 But I'm part Italian. 305 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,125 Vince, maybe. Vaughn. 306 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,962 This project happens to be a personal passion of mine. 307 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:14,342 I could play Joey Gallo but I don't want to act unless I can play myself. 308 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,260 Which is understandable. 309 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,764 Since Amy mentioned you, I thought we could work together. 310 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,267 You could tell me how shit goes down, what makes sense... 311 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,561 ...what people really say. 312 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,189 But Gallo, I was only 3 when he got whacked. 313 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,775 But speech patterns. You saw Swingers. 314 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,860 Whatever you think of it... 315 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,531 ...you can tell it's important to me how people really talk. 316 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:40,993 Like pucchiacca. How can I forget that? I grew up right in Queens. 317 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,539 It is a long time ago. 318 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,500 You wouldn't be betraying any oath thing. 319 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,506 Holy fucking shit! That thing is still alive? 320 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:58,553 You believe that 15 years ago she was a piece of ass? 321 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,555 - What? - What happened? 322 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,682 Forget it. 323 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,726 Come on. It's just us talking here. 324 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,397 A wiseguy friend of mine would kill me if he knew I told you. 325 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,444 This made guy... 326 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,948 ...got the most discriminating eye when it comes to T and A. 327 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,201 He's at a club one night and this broad's all over him. 328 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:25,705 And she's got a really nice body, she's horny as hell. 329 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:29,292 So they step outside, walk over to this picnic ground... 330 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,920 ...she starts blowing him next to this swing set. 331 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,091 He's about to shoot his load, reaches down to start fingering... 332 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:41,053 ...undoes the skirt, reaches in, grabs hold of a goddamn prick. 333 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:44,390 - Jesus Christ. - Crying Game. 334 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,809 This is a true story. 335 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,645 My friend can't let it get out... 336 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,732 ...and wants to humiliate the freak as much as he was. 337 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:56,402 So he gets this fucking acid. Burns everything. 338 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:59,447 He pours it on her arms, on her face, everywhere. 339 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,490 Her prick. 340 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,243 That's one bad motherfucker. 341 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:08,789 That's how good this broad looked. Had my friend totally fooled. 342 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,292 She had to get a glass eye. 343 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,596 Look who's here! 344 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,227 You can't say hello to your uncle? 345 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,145 Hey, Uncle Pussy. 346 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,648 Look what my friend did to Carmela's car. 347 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,399 What were you thinking? 348 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:39,654 You gotta learn to respect the value of things. This is your property. 349 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,782 Here, go get a soda. 350 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:48,079 - Longest ride of my life. - What's the matter? 351 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:52,708 He used to be happy-go-lucky. Now he's moody, questions the universe. 352 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,669 Like father, like son. 353 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,171 Fuck you, I'm serious. 354 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,799 You're his confirmation sponsor. Do something. 355 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:03,844 All right. But 13, 14, they start getting broody. 356 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,973 It's getting so I don't want to be with him. 357 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:08,557 Use a belt if you gotta. 358 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:12,061 He's bombing in school. He got a C, 3 D's and an F. 359 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:13,896 Madonna, look at him. 360 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,357 Anthony, how you making out in school? 361 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,277 I got a C, 3 D's and an F. 362 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:40,589 Hey. 363 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,052 - Where you been? - I was hanging out with Jon. 364 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,847 - Izzacupo? - Favreau. 365 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,516 You were? 366 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,769 - You went to the set? - Yeah. 367 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:56,814 Why didn't you call? 368 00:21:57,065 --> 00:22:01,360 We were only there a half-hour, then they wanted a tour of Jersey. 369 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:04,739 They did? 370 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,786 What? 371 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:13,706 Vince Vaughn didn't come down there! 372 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:23,424 - Elbow up. Keep it straight. - Coach is having me pull. 373 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:27,470 Fuck him. My son don't hit sacrifice flies. 374 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,555 You're up next. 375 00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,640 No, I just want to watch. 376 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,185 Snap out of this, Anthony. 377 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,811 Come on, it's fun. 378 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,814 Yeah, I know. I just don't feel like it. 379 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,650 Sometimes you gotta do things you don't want. 380 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,110 Why? 381 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,155 Because your parents say so, and it's tradition. 382 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:49,075 - Baseball's not my tradition. - Hell it ain't. 383 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,912 Your dad in high school, was almost All-County Left Field. 384 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:56,332 But I'm not talking about that. It's about your confirmation. 385 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,000 I don't want to get confirmed. 386 00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,919 - Why not? - Don't matter why not. 387 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:03,756 You're looking for purpose. Doing what's right is your purpose. 388 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,883 - Not according to Nietzsche. - Who? 389 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,510 Nietzsche. 390 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,637 Let me tell you something. 391 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,349 Nietzsche wound up talking to his horse. 392 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,602 And I know what you're gonna tell me: Sartre, right? 393 00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:19,188 Well, Sartre was a fucking fraud. 394 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:22,108 He copped it all from Husserl and Heidegger. 395 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,027 Go on. 396 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,407 You should start at the beginning. 397 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:31,700 Take a look at Kierkegaard. 398 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,577 Whatever. 399 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:38,624 Kierkegaard said, "Every duty is essentially duty to God." 400 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,918 "Nigga, be a leader not a follower." 401 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,837 - What? - Master P said that. 402 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,880 You still listen to rap? 403 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,382 Why? 404 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,844 It's just all about marketing now. 405 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,318 Welcome to SoHo Grand. 406 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,279 I'm here to see Jon Favreau. 407 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,489 One moment, please. 408 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:13,451 - Who may I say is calling? - Jerry from Newark. 409 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,494 He's expecting me. 410 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,706 I'm sorry. He's requested not to be disturbed. 411 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,167 Tell him his 2 p.m. is waiting. 412 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:24,670 He has his telephone programmed so as to not be disturbed. 413 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,755 It's 2:00 in the afternoon! 414 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,757 Would you care to leave a message? 415 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,180 Would you see if Amy Safir's in? 416 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:39,101 Hey! What are you doing here? 417 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:43,647 I was gonna meet Jon about my script but the "Do not disturb" sign is up. 418 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:47,610 Shooting went very late. We didn't wrap until 5:30. Come on in. 419 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:54,533 I brought him Jersey's best "sangweech." Best in the world. 420 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,160 That was very nice. 421 00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:59,705 - You want it? - No, thanks. I brushed my teeth. 422 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:03,083 Here, have a seat. Want some coffee? 423 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,879 No, I can't stay. I got some business to take care of. 424 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,886 If they ever knew I was into this... 425 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:19,141 What I'm saying is, this kind of thing is unacceptable where I come from. 426 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:24,271 - You know if he read my script yet? - I have your script. 427 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,149 - What? - Jon asked me to read it. 428 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:30,361 Don't take it personally. It's the process. 429 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:34,114 Billy Bob wrote something for Jon and he had me read it first. 430 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,450 Hello? 431 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,078 Hey, honey. Your cousin's here. 432 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,873 That's right, the screenwriter. 433 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:46,001 Gregory says, "Go fuck yourself." 434 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,087 Union Square Cafe? 435 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,464 All right, I'll see you there. 436 00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:55,594 So, what did you think? 437 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,097 - About what? - My script! 438 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:00,849 I love movies. I started with dialogue... 439 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:05,396 ...but then you gotta find conflict and tell the story in picture arcs. 440 00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:10,609 I think it's got some real heart. Some good, raw emotion in it. 441 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,820 You should try and finish it. 442 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,448 Yeah, I hit a fucking wall. Third act shit. 443 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:19,660 Vicki King in 21 Days to How to Write A Movie in... 444 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:21,453 ...says that's not uncommon. 445 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,873 These aren't third act problems, they're in the second act. 446 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,292 Get the fuck out. 447 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:30,838 See, you ended right here in the middle of page 83. 448 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:36,468 Yeah, this sentence could have gone either way. 449 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:40,431 When Frankie says, "I don't know whether to shit or go blind"... 450 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,976 ...he's at a crossroads. He doesn't know. 451 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:48,397 But that's an expression, right? Like, a joke, "Shit or go blind." 452 00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:52,860 No, because later on his father gets cancer of the eye, what's it called? 453 00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:54,695 Glaucoma or whatever? 454 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,948 Runs in the family. They have to get him a guide dog. 455 00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,116 Oh. 456 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:04,705 But the third act starts at page 90. 457 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,498 I'm not at the third act yet? 458 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:10,377 Your inciting incident happens on page 12. It should be on 3. 459 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,671 I knew that arc shit fucked me up. 460 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,299 I tried making it three dimensions... 461 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:18,302 Here. Sit. I'll show you. 462 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,890 Okay. 463 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,100 See, I was thinking... 464 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:29,605 ...if you take the scene where Rocco is fucking the two Asian strippers... 465 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:31,440 - That's a plot point. - I know. 466 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:33,776 But my question is, what's at stake? 467 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,071 - The jeopardy's unclear. - What jeopardy? 468 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:41,700 There's a seven-part hierarchy of human needs... 469 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:45,496 ...that explains and clarifies what drives us. 470 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,165 Starting with the basic needs... 471 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,834 ...like food and water. 472 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,337 So you like my script? 473 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,256 It's very good, Christopher. 474 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,843 You want me to tell you all seven? 475 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,012 Seven what? 476 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:04,807 - The human needs. - Yeah. 477 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,935 - Survival. - Yeah. 478 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,689 - Safety and security. - Yeah. 479 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:16,485 The need to understand. 480 00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:16,336 Hi, Grandma. 481 00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:21,133 Grandma? 482 00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:22,843 Who is it? 483 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:24,595 You woke me. 484 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:27,598 It's me, Anthony Jr. 485 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:31,769 I didn't know I had a grandson. 486 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,145 I miss you. 487 00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:36,732 Yeah, you should. You never come see me. 488 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,275 I've been busy. 489 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:40,194 Everybody's busy! 490 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,112 And don't lie to me. 491 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:45,115 I know your father forbids your coming down here. 492 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:48,786 He doesn't. He just doesn't want us talking about you. 493 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,330 Well, he can go shit in his hat. 494 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,585 He's mad at me right now. 495 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,922 I shouldn't use that kind of talk. 496 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:03,467 Don't let me ever catch you talking that way. 497 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:06,011 Now, what did you do bad? 498 00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:08,597 My dad doesn't like my attitude. 499 00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:11,850 So Uncle Pussy said I should come down and talk to you... 500 00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:14,937 ...because you're old and have wisdom and stuff. 501 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:17,105 His mother's another one. 502 00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:19,942 Well, what did you do? 503 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,653 I took Mom's car out and it got wrecked. 504 00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:24,947 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 505 00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:28,909 - Was it bad? - Uncle Pussy already fixed it. 506 00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:31,537 - Did you wear your safety belt? - Yeah. 507 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,748 Because there was an article in the paper the other day... 508 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:39,545 ...about a bunch of teenagers from out near the Delaware Water Gap. 509 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:42,881 They overcrowded their car, it hit a tree... 510 00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:45,050 ...and it incinerated. 511 00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:46,718 And they got trapped. 512 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:51,056 People could hear them screaming. They couldn't get out. 513 00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:54,226 The safety belts did it. Buckled them in. 514 00:30:54,477 --> 00:30:57,396 See, that's what I mean. What's the purpose? 515 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,565 - Of what? - Of being. 516 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,692 Here on our planet. 517 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,235 The Earth. 518 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:06,029 I mean, those kids were dead meat. 519 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:08,532 What's the use? What's the purpose? 520 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:11,702 Why does everything have to have a purpose? 521 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,079 The world is a jungle! 522 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:18,834 And if you want my advice, Anthony, don't expect happiness. 523 00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:22,546 You won't get it, people let you down... 524 00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:24,840 ...and I'm not naming any names... 525 00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:28,760 ...but in the end, you die in your own arms. 526 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:34,850 You mean... 527 00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:36,351 ...alone? 528 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:41,481 It's all a big nothing. What makes you think you're so special? 529 00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:51,491 I guess I won't order us any espresso. 530 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,121 I took an acting class once. 531 00:31:56,372 --> 00:31:58,582 Oh, yeah? How'd that go for you? 532 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:01,251 - But I didn't need it. - Oh, yeah. 533 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:04,838 I figured out as far as movies, I'll be a player, not an actor. 534 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,132 That's smart, man. Like Bugsy. 535 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:10,093 That was another thing that blew about Swingers. 536 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,763 - The acting? - Know what was good acting? 537 00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:15,557 Hanks! Private Ryan. 538 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,184 "Earn it." 539 00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:21,104 It's unfair to compare the two. One is soldiers dying at Normandy... 540 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:24,524 ...the other is guys looking for blowjobs in Vegas. 541 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,860 Yeah, well, you made the movie. 542 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,406 So... 543 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,077 Listen, you mind if I ask you something? 544 00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:41,959 Are you strapped right now? 545 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,046 Strapped? 546 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:47,839 Yeah. 547 00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:51,176 Fuck! 548 00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:54,721 Jesus-fucking-Christ, watch out, man! 549 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,182 Holy fuck! 550 00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:00,519 Can I ask you something else? 551 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:02,187 That's what I'm here for. 552 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:04,690 It will not leave this room, I swear. 553 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,775 Have you ever? 554 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:08,777 Have I ever what? 555 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:11,738 - Come on, you know. - No, what? 556 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,534 I'm not gonna answer unless you ask. 557 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,036 No, that's cool, man. I'm sorry. 558 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,163 - You can ask me. - No, that's cool. 559 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:23,041 Oh, come on. Come on, Rocky. 560 00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:27,421 Come on, Rocky, ask me. Did I what? Have I ever what? 561 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,339 - Nothing, man. - Come on. What? 562 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:30,841 Just take it back. 563 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:32,217 This? 564 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,053 - Come on, you're money! - I think the safety's off! 565 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,222 - Cut it out! - Come on, you're money. 566 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,890 Here we go, you're money. 567 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:40,350 - Did I ever what? - Stop! 568 00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:42,644 - Did I ever what? - Just stop! 569 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:49,985 It's not cool, man. I got dialogue tomorrow. 570 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,320 My voice gets scratchy. It's not cool. 571 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,825 So, what did you think of my script? 572 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:03,123 Well, you know Franky? 573 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:06,835 Yeah, I know Franky. He's my fucking leading man. 574 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:12,799 He's kind of like a contradictory character. 575 00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:18,305 In a good way. You know, like complex. 576 00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:25,729 - Should he wear the taps on his shoes? - I was gonna ask you. 577 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:28,231 They sound cool. They're his trademark. 578 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:31,151 But in the hit they'll hear him on the roof. 579 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:33,153 Right, that's a problem. 580 00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:36,448 But what I was thinking was... 581 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:40,452 ...in this script, in all scripts really... 582 00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:43,663 ...it begs to show more of the author in it. 583 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,458 Your life, your vision. 584 00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:49,211 The roof is soft tar! 585 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:53,131 That'll work. 586 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,467 The roof is soft tar! 587 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,177 Okay. 588 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:10,774 And the father could go blind sooner... 589 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,445 ...and then he could smell the tar on Franky's shoes... 590 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:18,365 ...and then he knows that his son's the killer. 591 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,118 Holy fuck! That's fucking great! 592 00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,995 Then he's gotta put one in his old man's head! 593 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,915 Blam! Then another one! Blam! 594 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,209 Fucking brilliant. 595 00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:42,764 I spent all day with my friend picking out her bridesmaid's dresses. 596 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,475 I haven't found anything for the confirmation. 597 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:49,479 With all the flowers coming into bloom, I'd love to be a June bride. 598 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,064 Here's your June groom. 599 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,860 Come on. 600 00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:58,613 Sorry I'm late. 601 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:02,492 I ordered you pasta fagiol and we'll get an antipasto to share. 602 00:36:02,743 --> 00:36:05,078 They got some rare imported salami. 603 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,875 - You feel okay, Christopher? - I'm fine. 604 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:13,628 We were discussing Anna's wedding. 605 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:16,131 - What about you? - What about who? 606 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,091 Make it a double wedding. 607 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:20,427 First someone has to propose. 608 00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:29,477 Has Anna chosen her caterer yet? 609 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,396 - She got Villa de Roma. - Good. 610 00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:33,648 I think Caravaggio's is slipping. 611 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,234 - They fired the produce guy. - Enough! 612 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:39,779 I am so sick of hearing you people talk about food! 613 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:43,241 All anybody talks about is prosciutto, cheese and beans! 614 00:36:43,492 --> 00:36:44,951 I'm drowning here! 615 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,829 - Christ, take it easy! - We're not even engaged! 616 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,041 When you're married you'll understand the importance! 617 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,792 Fuck the importance. 618 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:53,752 Oh! 619 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:07,766 He didn't mean that. 620 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:12,729 Fuck him. I tried so hard to be supportive with his art... 621 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:15,774 ...and with getting his screenplay made. 622 00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:18,485 His screenplay? 623 00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:24,532 Any updates on Wyczchuk? 624 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:28,536 - I'm on it. Nothing's doing. - We're wiring you for the confirmation. 625 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:31,623 You think I'm wearing a wire in God's house? 626 00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:35,627 Yes. We don't care about the service but the party after, at Tony's. 627 00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:38,296 You motherfuck, I'm the kid's sponsor! 628 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:41,841 Well, who the fuck is sponsoring you, motherfucker? 629 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:57,482 Sir, I don't want to tell you again, this is a smoke-free environment. 630 00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:09,995 Yo, Amy. 631 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,080 Hey, you. 632 00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:13,790 What a nice surprise. 633 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:16,042 Yeah, I was in the neighborhood. 634 00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:17,711 Where were you? 635 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:20,880 I was at the big Chloé party. 636 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,967 Sat across from Alphonse D'Amato. 637 00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:26,261 God, these things are killing me. 638 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,057 I was thinking we could stop down at Umberto's. 639 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:35,020 Excellent. I'll just change real quick. 640 00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:47,532 I like those. 641 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:51,911 Manolo Blahnik. 642 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,081 Let me see. 643 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,793 - What, these? - Come here. 644 00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:02,547 - You want to see these. - Yeah. 645 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:05,258 You want to see my shoes? 646 00:39:06,802 --> 00:39:10,263 - You can look but you can't touch. - I can't touch? 647 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,572 So, what did your father do? 648 00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:29,783 Was he a movie producer? 649 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,993 He's a neurosurgeon at Cedars-Sinai. 650 00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:36,331 - Is this question-and-answer hour? - I want to know about you. 651 00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,875 I'm not usually an open person. 652 00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:42,837 Your old man didn't press you to become a doctor like him? 653 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:46,049 - I was premed at Yale freshman year. - Fucking Yale. 654 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:50,512 I swear, you Jews have your own Cosa Nostra hidden in that Ivy League. 655 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:55,308 That's very funny. 656 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:56,810 Very imagistic. 657 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,436 Thank you. 658 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:00,939 So... 659 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:05,110 ...that guy in the club the other night, what'd you say to him? 660 00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,195 That's for me to know. 661 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,156 Did you make him an offer he couldn't refuse? 662 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,200 - Nothing. - Come on. 663 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:17,163 I told him, "Be a good boy and I'll let this girl blow you afterwards." 664 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,461 Ever been with a member of The Tribe before? 665 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,046 - Yeah. - Really? 666 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,465 You think I discriminate? I'm PC. 667 00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:32,679 - No, you haven't. - Why do you ask if you think you know? 668 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:35,390 - When? - I don't fuck and tell. 669 00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:37,183 When? 670 00:40:38,894 --> 00:40:40,186 Two nights ago. 671 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,818 You ever shag another skinny guinea? 672 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,447 Oh, fuck! 673 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:52,240 Fuck me! 674 00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,286 How are we gonna tell him? 675 00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:58,705 Amy, don't do this now. 676 00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:02,041 - We'll figure something out. - I'm not a bad person. 677 00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:04,252 Amy, get back here! 678 00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:41,247 Shit. 679 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,625 Amy, listen. 680 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,878 "Long shot. A nightclub. 681 00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:49,172 Not just any nightclub. 682 00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:51,466 Cut to close-up on the letter C... 683 00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,259 ...then an O then a P." 684 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,762 You're not supposed to be reading that. 685 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:58,473 It's a limited distribution, numbered draft. 686 00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:00,016 "Pull back to reveal... 687 00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:03,353 ...this is the Copacabana. Inside it's all fun and games... 688 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:07,774 ...as mobsters wine and dine their beautiful goomars." Jesus! 689 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,277 You can see it! You can see the movie from the words! 690 00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:13,488 This is the way you write a script! 691 00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:21,287 Fucking shit! 692 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,917 Hey! Come out of there! 693 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:30,088 He used it! Because he gave me that tar idea? 694 00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:32,048 I could have come up with that! 695 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:33,716 - What? - The friend of mine... 696 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,803 ...stone wiseguy. Jon used his whole fucking story! 697 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:38,888 The she-male and the acid! 698 00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:41,558 This is Joey Cippolini's fucking story! 699 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,476 There's no character Cippolini. 700 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,311 He can't put that in there! 701 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,980 It's not the same at all. 702 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:50,567 - What are you talking about? - Your friend was at a swing set. 703 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,027 This guy is at the Statue of Liberty. 704 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:56,698 Don't you understand where I'm from? I explained it! 705 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,450 Where are you going? 706 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:04,038 We can't take it out. We faxed it to Oliver who's agreed to be attached. 707 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,915 It's his favorite thing. 708 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:10,128 Don't, he's sleeping! Come on, how mad could your friend get? 709 00:43:10,379 --> 00:43:13,047 - 1204 checked out. - Where is he? 710 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:17,385 This is so absurd of you to get so bent out of shape! 711 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:27,103 - Production pass? - I've been on set before. 712 00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:29,897 - I still need to see your pass. - I know Jon. 713 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:34,485 This is a closed set. No visitors, no press, no friends of Jon. 714 00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:36,654 Hey! 715 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,156 - Hey, pucchiacca! - Hi. 716 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:41,075 - Where's Jon? - He left this morning for L.A. 717 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:44,912 - Fucking, cocksucking, mezzo finocchio! - What does that mean? 718 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:47,206 You got more stuff like that I can use? 719 00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:54,505 The confirmation starts in an hour. 720 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:57,592 Would you let me in? I need to put my face on. 721 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:04,974 You've been in there all week! 722 00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:06,601 I'm shaving! 723 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,937 I don't want you coming in! 724 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:13,358 The only goddamn mirror with any good light is in there! 725 00:44:15,569 --> 00:44:18,696 - Here's your fucking mirror! - Fuck! Jesus! 726 00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:41,636 Don't open that fucking door! 727 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,138 Shit. 728 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:52,063 What the fuck! 729 00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:54,148 I'll kill you, you fucking bitch! 730 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:56,526 - I'll kill you! - Let go of me! 731 00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:58,736 - I'll kill you! - Dad! 732 00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:01,656 Jesus Christ! What the fuck's with you? 733 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:06,452 What, are you bleeding? 734 00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:21,968 He'll be with you shortly. May I get you a water? 735 00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:24,178 No, thank you. 736 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:28,433 Wow, Robert Rodriquez has signed on to do a remake of Viva Zapata! 737 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,226 ...with Harvey and Bob. 738 00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:34,605 - You don't return my fucking messages? - Christopher, this is so not cool. 739 00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:39,110 You listen to me now, you stupid bitch! You cannot use that story. 740 00:45:39,361 --> 00:45:41,487 This is neither the time nor the place. 741 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:45,366 - What, you want to see me clipped? - Have you touched base with Jon? 742 00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:47,952 I spoke to his jerk-off assistant... 743 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:50,788 ...she said I should take it up with you. 744 00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:54,459 I'm sorry. I don't even know who that would be, that assistant. 745 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:57,170 - Are you here to see...? - Get the fuck out! 746 00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:01,299 Look, I'm flying into L.A. this afternoon. We'll touch base. 747 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,135 You were just gonna leave? 748 00:46:04,511 --> 00:46:06,721 What are you talking about? 749 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:08,055 My script. 750 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,642 Based on Mickey Blue Eyes' first weekend foreign... 751 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:16,314 ...there's a wait-and-see attitude on Mafia projects. We'll have to pass. 752 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:18,691 Did Jon say that? Are those his words? 753 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:21,152 I speak for Jon and if you let me finish... 754 00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:24,530 ...we assure you we'll look at anything else you write. 755 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,449 - You're good. - Christopher... 756 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:29,035 Fucking Walnuts don't lie as good as you. 757 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,119 Amy. 758 00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:33,414 David's ready to see you. Right this way. 759 00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:38,628 Chris, it was wrong with us... 760 00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:40,922 ...and Greg... 761 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,590 ...and all that. 762 00:46:44,092 --> 00:46:46,135 I really liked you. 763 00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:54,393 This is getting kind of William Inge here. 764 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:56,145 I gotta go. 765 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,356 You fucking D-girl! 766 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:01,067 Excuse me? 767 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:04,070 Excuse me, I'm a vice president... 768 00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:06,364 ...you fucking asshole. 769 00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,829 Thanks for coming. 770 00:47:13,413 --> 00:47:15,748 Hey! There they are! 771 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:17,917 Congratulations. 772 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:19,293 Thanks. 773 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:20,962 Kid did good up at the altar. 774 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,004 Sabenedic'. 775 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:26,175 - Were you proud of him? - Oh, yeah. 776 00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:28,636 - Where's Carm? - In the kitchen. 777 00:47:29,596 --> 00:47:32,348 - Ange! - Some place you got here. 778 00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:34,976 Hey, Richie. Have a drink. 779 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,436 Fucking resorts international. 780 00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:38,896 Hey, little brother. 781 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:41,858 No, the bar's down the hall. 782 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:43,693 Over there. 783 00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,736 Oh, and we count the silverware. 784 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,740 Hi. I'm Janice Soprano. 785 00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:52,368 - Janice now? - I don't know. 786 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:56,873 Listen, I heard we won't be bothered anymore from our neighbor Wyczchuk. 787 00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:59,876 - No neighbor of mine. - What did you hear on that? 788 00:48:00,085 --> 00:48:01,586 Tony, we're out of ice. 789 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:03,921 All right. 790 00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:15,975 Here. 791 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:21,439 - Give it to me. - Hey, give me a hit. 792 00:48:25,819 --> 00:48:27,111 Oh, shit. 793 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:29,363 You two, get out of here. 794 00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:34,493 We also need some more Cokes and... 795 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:35,953 What's that smell? 796 00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:42,501 What kind of animal smokes marijuana at his own confirmation? 797 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:45,338 - I don't know. - Enough with, "I don't know"! 798 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,841 Why yell at me? Even Grandma says the world has no purpose. 799 00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:51,802 Get inside right now and join your guests. 800 00:48:52,054 --> 00:48:56,265 Be a good Catholic for 15 fucking minutes! Is that so much to ask? 801 00:49:11,865 --> 00:49:15,034 - What happened? What's the matter? - You don't want to know. 802 00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:18,162 Fucking kid's in the garage getting high. 803 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,665 All right, let me talk to him. 804 00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:32,551 Anthony. 805 00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:34,428 Go away. 806 00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:36,931 No. I'm your sponsor. 807 00:49:37,182 --> 00:49:39,517 We need to talk. You need to listen. 808 00:49:47,734 --> 00:49:52,571 You see your parents as these great big dictators. These disciplinarians. 809 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:55,700 But I know your Dad from when he was younger than you. 810 00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:58,077 What difference does it make? 811 00:49:58,328 --> 00:49:59,996 Listen to me, all right? 812 00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:01,539 You listening? 813 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:03,040 Yeah. 814 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:04,875 I know him. 815 00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:10,923 I was 16 years old and my kid sister, Nucci... 816 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:13,676 ...she had the spinal meningitis... 817 00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:16,762 ...and she got to a point where she couldn't breathe. 818 00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:21,183 - She was real sick? - Yeah. 819 00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:25,938 And she was in the hospital, and your father, he was the only one... 820 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:27,857 ...he came with me every day. 821 00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:31,402 He sat by her bed. He looked at her drawings. 822 00:50:31,653 --> 00:50:35,948 He watched her when I had to use the john or get something to eat. 823 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:41,162 I was waiting for a hamburger when she passed away. 824 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:46,000 - She died, huh? - Yeah. 825 00:50:47,085 --> 00:50:50,463 See, you know what really pisses me off about my dad? 826 00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:53,716 He did all these great things then. 827 00:50:53,967 --> 00:50:56,385 Before he was my dad. 828 00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:58,804 Now he's just an asshole. 829 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,765 Hey! Hey! 830 00:51:01,349 --> 00:51:02,683 Listen to me. 831 00:51:02,934 --> 00:51:06,645 Your father would catch a bullet for you. Don't you forget that. 832 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:08,272 He's a standup guy. 833 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:10,983 I don't know. 834 00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:12,651 Not to me, he's not. 835 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:15,821 Well, I do know. And I know what kind of a man he is. 836 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,533 Don't ever forget it. 837 00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:26,207 Uncle Pussy? What's the matter? 838 00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:28,918 Nothing. 839 00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:39,762 Now go enjoy your party. 840 00:51:39,971 --> 00:51:43,307 Make your parents happy. You got your health, your family... 841 00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:47,311 ...enjoy it while you can. While you got it all in your hand. 842 00:51:47,562 --> 00:51:48,813 Come here. 843 00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:50,314 Give Uncle Pussy a hug. 844 00:51:51,399 --> 00:51:52,566 And get out of here. 845 00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:06,330 Hey. 846 00:52:06,706 --> 00:52:08,541 Hey, he's down there. 847 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,797 Where the fuck you been? 848 00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:16,257 It's for AJ. 849 00:52:17,175 --> 00:52:19,718 I got one son and you miss his confirmation? 850 00:52:20,053 --> 00:52:23,889 I figure with all my sins I don't want the Church caving in. 851 00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:26,308 Hey! 852 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,815 On the fucking rag again. 853 00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:35,943 I'm on the rag. She's wondering who the fuck you are. 854 00:52:36,194 --> 00:52:38,237 No lectures. I'm not in the mood. 855 00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:39,822 I agree. 856 00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:43,367 I'm gonna go back and be with my guests. 857 00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,244 In 10 minutes I'll look up. 858 00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:49,081 If you're gone, I'll assume you went to look for what's calling you... 859 00:52:49,624 --> 00:52:51,709 ...and that I will never see you again. 860 00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:59,049 If you're here, I'll assume you have no other desire but to be with me... 861 00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:03,179 ...and your actions will show it every fucking second of every fucking day. 862 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:05,931 Now you understand me? 863 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,225 Don't answer me. 864 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,519 Take the 10 minutes. 865 00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:12,188 You think about it. 866 00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:17,151 Hey, you! 867 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,611 Come here. 868 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:22,156 Come on, let's take the picture. 869 00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:11,997 Let's get the picture. 870 00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:13,874 - AJ, come on. - Over there. 871 00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:15,960 Wait a minute, where's Pussy? 872 00:54:16,169 --> 00:54:18,087 Yeah, where's the godfather?