1 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,127 How are you feeling, from your accident? 2 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:12,464 Fine, thank you. 3 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:24,601 Honestly, if you'd told me five years ago I'd be sitting here today... 4 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:34,319 Anthony's attacks, how do they make you feel? 5 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:39,158 Well, concerned, of course. 6 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,161 Helpless. 7 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:48,667 - Frustrated, maybe. - With your inability to help him? 8 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,336 I was referring to your inability to help him. 9 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:56,466 She has helped me. What are you saying? 10 00:02:56,676 --> 00:03:01,555 It's been three years, you still pass out on a regular basis. 11 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,142 I understand your frustration. 12 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:09,980 Did he share our insights about his last panic attack? 13 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:15,527 I told you, remember? The capocollo, and my mother when I was a kid. 14 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:17,696 Right, yes. 15 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:24,870 Is there anything in the family dynamic that could serve as a trigger? 16 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:28,874 - Something in your dialoguing? - Excuse me? 17 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:34,046 I don't know you that well. We're trying to get to root causes. 18 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:39,718 - Maybe you do things that affect me. - Oh, really? 19 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:43,513 What? People affect each other in life. 20 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,724 Oh, is this how it works? 21 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:49,686 You're looking for someone to point the finger at? 22 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:53,023 She didn't say anything. Don't get defensive! 23 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:57,444 You know what? Maybe you should explore your own behavior. 24 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,906 Maybe you pass out because you're guilty. 25 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:06,119 You stick your dick in anything, maybe that's a root cause. 26 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,038 Very nice. That's very nice. 27 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:09,039 Mm-hmm 28 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:13,710 I told you months ago I broke it off with that Russian person. Right? 29 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:22,844 It's like smoking your whole life and then suing cigarette companies. 30 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,930 You agreed to come here. 31 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,767 Forget it, this is fucking ridiculous. 32 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,395 Right, just sit there. 33 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:36,984 Silence, anger, then you pass out and you blame the rest of the world. 34 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:38,652 Yeah, I love you too. 35 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:49,162 - You're both very angry. - Must've been top of your class. 36 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,300 Jesus Christ! 37 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,511 What? 38 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:11,643 Great. And I'm the one that doesn't fucking communicate? 39 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,771 Want to know what's wrong? 40 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:20,319 After 19 years, we have to pay someone to teach us how to interact. 41 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,487 You were all in favor. 42 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,492 Slow down. Stop driving like a maniac! 43 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,161 Maybe we'll die. 44 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,331 Think it's easy? I'm the new kid at school. 45 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:36,043 - I can't even open my mouth. - Who's picking on you? 46 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:39,338 - She took your side with everything. - Please! 47 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,174 I'm sure you'll have a good laugh about it next time. 48 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:43,216 Yeah. 49 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:49,181 Oh, motherfucking fuck! 50 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,516 Jesus Christ. 51 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:09,534 - Happy? What did I tell you? - It's a fucking speed trap. 52 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,499 How you doing? 53 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,543 Got new shoes. Soles are a little heavy. 54 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,713 License, registration, and insurance card, please. 55 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,845 You're with the township, right? 56 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:32,724 I had dinner with your boss last week. Tony Soprano. 57 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:36,228 Please remove the license from the wallet. 58 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:49,741 - You know why I stopped you? - Yeah, I do. 59 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:53,245 Why don't you and your wife have dinner on me? 60 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,414 You can tell her about it. 61 00:06:55,581 --> 00:07:01,253 - Are you offering me a bribe, sir? - Of course not. You gotta relax. 62 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:04,089 Would you shut the engine, please? 63 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:10,554 What happens if I don't feel like shutting the engine? 64 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:13,014 Dispatch, request backup. 65 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,309 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. - Tony. 66 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,229 Five-eight-two, what's your 20? 67 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,320 Dispatch, cancel backup. 68 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:31,241 - This the high point of your career? - Wait in the car. 69 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:42,169 Our tax dollars, hard at work. 70 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:46,089 You'd think they'd be out arresting dope dealers. 71 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,970 This fucking smoke's actually writing me up. 72 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:57,434 - Stay in the car, Tony. - Affirmative action cocksucker. 73 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:10,989 - What'd Freddie want? - Peppers and eggs. 74 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,950 - Help me carry it. - I saw a meter maid. 75 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,202 Bullshit. 76 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:19,331 Get me a Manhattan Special instead of the Coke. 77 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,169 There's always some fucker on your machine. 78 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:28,173 - You shouldn't listen to my machine! - Shut your mouth! 79 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,800 You know what? Fuck you. 80 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,720 Don't call me anymore! 81 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,473 Get back in the goddamn car! 82 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:41,394 - Could you give me a ride? - What the fuck are you looking at? 83 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:44,356 - We're on a job in Teaneck. - Two minutes. 84 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:47,817 - Get back here, Tina. - Eat shit, asshole! 85 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,529 Can't you just do me this favor? 86 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,698 - Why don't you go? - Can't you take me? 87 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,368 Look, there's a car service... 88 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,869 Sal! 89 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:01,665 What the fuck? He didn't do anything! 90 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:05,752 - Come on, you wanna fuck her? - Stop, he didn't do anything! 91 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:08,380 What are you doing? Stop! 92 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,757 Get back in the fucking car! 93 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:16,388 Get in the car! Get in the fucking car, now! 94 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,021 Bryan! 95 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:33,738 Hey. 96 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:35,907 How are you? 97 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,909 Thanks for coming, Tony. 98 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,370 Hey. How you doing? 99 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:42,914 Hey. 100 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,044 I brought him some Whitman's. 101 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,423 How's he doing? 102 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:55,468 I talked to him before, I think he squeezed my hand. 103 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:59,222 He's gonna be a vegetable. A fucking retard. 104 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,934 - No, he's gonna be fine. - Look at the bright side. 105 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,770 He wasn't that smart to begin with. 106 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:10,442 It's a tense situation. A little fucking levity. 107 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,947 - What are you doing here? - I can't visit my cousin? 108 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:21,244 I want this cocksucker to bleed from his ass, skipper. 109 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,915 - You got it. - Just say the word. 110 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,293 Go grab us some coffee. 111 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,128 Come on, you kidding? 112 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:35,800 Better yet, go to the ear, nose and throat department. 113 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,470 Get your hearing checked. 114 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,814 You tell the cops who did this? 115 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:54,611 I'm upset, but please. I know how to keep my mouth shut. 116 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,322 Unless there's a salami sandwich. 117 00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:00,367 What the fuck? We're having a meeting. 118 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:04,037 Two minutes he's in charge, he's Lee Iacocca. 119 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,709 Come on. Not here. Come on. 120 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:20,345 - Any beef with him and Mustang Sally? - Didn't owe him any money? 121 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,805 No, nothing. 122 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:25,975 No, this kid's a wack job. Meadowlands, last year. 123 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:31,189 Threw a hot dog vendor off the second mezzanine. Too many onions. 124 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,567 Geeg? 125 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:40,407 - Get him under control. - With extreme fucking prejudice. 126 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:46,538 - We gotta go. All right. - See you, Ton. 127 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,999 Hey, it's gonna be fine. 128 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,211 Thanks, Tony. 129 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:21,406 If I go and prepare a place for you... 130 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:25,410 ...I will come back again and take you to myself... 131 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:30,415 ...so that where I am, you may also be. 132 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:35,545 - This is the word of the Lord. - Thanks be to God. 133 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,926 There are many rooms in my father's house. 134 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,221 Most certainly one for Febby. 135 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:50,935 Febby lived a full life, a life of service to others. 136 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:56,608 His 78 years saw him serve his family as a devoted father... 137 00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,779 ...his country as a supply sergeant in the Pacific... 138 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:06,785 ...and most importantly, our Lord as a devout Catholic. 139 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:10,121 When I last visited Febby in the hospital... 140 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,583 ...he'd finished his chemotherapy. 141 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:19,172 Though frail and extremely thin, his fighting spirit was still intact. 142 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,008 His body was wracked with pain. 143 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:29,641 You know Greg D'Aiuto? His grandfather had cancer. 144 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,477 They froze him till they find a cure. 145 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,021 Mary. Carmela. 146 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,191 Hugh. 147 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,987 Oh. 148 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,157 - For the poor box. - Thank you. 149 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:50,662 - I'm going to check out the hearse. - Don't get lost, A.J. 150 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:01,422 Well, I'll see you out at... 151 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,093 See you, Father. 152 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,724 Come here, you. Let me look at you. 153 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,519 Hey! Come here! 154 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:18,481 - Why didn't you tell me? - Wanted to surprise you. 155 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:22,569 You mean old prick. I thought you were in Miami. 156 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,821 It's too hot there. 157 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:28,575 I came to see the grandkids, and my doctor's here. 158 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,579 Yeah, Bobby said you weren't feeling too good. 159 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,373 I'm gonna bring the car around. 160 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:40,086 - Sorry about your uncle. - Febby was Carmela's uncle. 161 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,256 Buon'anima. He should rest in peace. 162 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,384 Ninety-four pounds when he died. 163 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,845 He was always thin. What do you expect? 164 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,516 As long as I got you here... 165 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:59,355 Your godson, Mustang Sally Intile. He did a Lee Trevino off a guy's head. 166 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:04,485 That prick is my godson in name only. It was a favor to his father. 167 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:08,072 Well, I'm just saying, because... 168 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,783 ...this isn't the first time. 169 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,786 You do whatever you gotta do. 170 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,581 Just so you heard it from me. 171 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:21,920 Thank you. And I appreciate you looking out for Bobby. 172 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,423 He's been a huge help with my uncle. 173 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,426 That one don't need any help. 174 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,930 He's out of jail on a fucking medical. 175 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,266 He makes me laugh, your uncle. 176 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,438 Yeah, we're talking about you, you cagey fuck! 177 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,775 - You got them all fooled. - Yeah, that's right. 178 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:49,238 There's Bobby. I'm sorry for your loss. 179 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,532 - See you later. - Okay. 180 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:57,956 Hey, Hey, Hey. 181 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,333 What the fuck, he's really sick? 182 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,626 That cough. 183 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:05,421 He smoked those Camels since he's in short pants. 184 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:10,259 - Lung cancer? Oh, fuck. - Another toothpick. 185 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:13,763 What kind of way is that to talk about a sick person? 186 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:23,356 - Good night, now. - Good night. Thank you. 187 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,116 Forty-two years. My God. 188 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,620 When it's right, it's right. 189 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,624 We said we'd save the Barolo for a big night? 190 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,211 Check out these numbers. 191 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:45,962 Heh? 192 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,882 - My God! I knew we were busy, but... - Not bad, eh? 193 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,096 ♪ LA DI DA ♪ 194 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:59,058 I think I'm gonna pass on the wine tonight. 195 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:04,605 A night like this, you're gonna make me drink alone? 196 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,358 What is it, you okay? 197 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:14,699 You know I love it here, and you are such a great boss... 198 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:18,494 ...but Christopher doesn't want me working anymore. 199 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:24,751 - Please don't be mad. - No, I'm not mad. I'm happy for you. 200 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,211 You know, with his change in situation... 201 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,463 You know how he is. 202 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,924 You think I wanna be stuck in this prison? 203 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:36,888 I wanted to give you notice. I was supposed to tell you two weeks ago. 204 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,933 Is it okay if tonight's my last night? 205 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,937 Yeah, I guess I'll get Charmaine to cover. 206 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:49,317 Thank you! I was so nervous about telling you. 207 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,363 Christopher's picking me up. I'm gonna fix my makeup. 208 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,073 Okay. 209 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,742 Of course. 210 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,304 You're not gonna jump me? 211 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:22,767 - What? - I'm open here. I'll have to king you. 212 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,979 Fuck it, I don't want to play. 213 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,941 I don't really want to either. 214 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:37,698 - What's with you? All day, Gloomy Gus. - Sorry, it's just... 215 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,451 It's my father. 216 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,579 He's tough, he'll beat it. 217 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:48,292 - It's not the cancer, it's Tony. - Tony? What about him? 218 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,294 Don't speak in anagrams. 219 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:55,091 - He okayed my dad to hit Sally. - He put that kid in a coma. 220 00:18:55,300 --> 00:19:00,972 Fuck Sally, I'm worried about my father. He's been retired seven years. 221 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,099 Are we in the Navy? 222 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:08,229 It's not that. This was a proud man, Junior. 223 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:15,695 He's over the other night, I had to help him off the toilet, he's so weak. 224 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:21,325 Shut the fuck up with the toilets! All this morbidity! 225 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,875 I'm sorry, you're right. 226 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,169 Fuck. 227 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:35,256 This point in his life, to have him do a thing like this. 228 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:41,679 I never ask you for anything. Tell Tony I'll do it if he wants. 229 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,557 Fuck what he wants. I'm the boss. 230 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,769 You're right, I'm sorry. 231 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,314 Stop your crying! I'll tell him. 232 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,025 Making me fucking depressed now. 233 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,529 Bacala's okay with it. Why do you care? 234 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:03,868 - What is it with these power trips? - What the fuck are you talking about? 235 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:09,540 - Pardon me. May I? - Yeah. 236 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,174 - Your girl got any coffee out there? - I think we can rustle some up. 237 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,345 Tax code, another client. IRS troubles. 238 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:27,099 Sorry, Mel. To find a place they're not allowed to bug... 239 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:33,064 - Dr. Schreck's office is full. - I sit too much anyway. 240 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:42,406 It has to be the old man? There's no other way? 241 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,451 There's a million ways, but this'll work. 242 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,412 It was Gigi's idea, I'm not cutting his balls off. 243 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:56,545 Sally's MIA. Two days ago he reaches out to Bacala for help. 244 00:20:56,755 --> 00:21:02,593 Old man Bacala's his godfather, he can get close without arousing suspicion. 245 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,763 - Doesn't sit right. - He's done it before. 246 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,267 - He's a sick man! - It's something to live for. 247 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:22,780 I took those Duncan Sheik records and shoved them up his ass. 248 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,367 Wait a minute. 249 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:29,453 - Who let this one in? - Wolfgang Fuckface. 250 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,833 Hey, Artie. 251 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:42,675 The man who stole her away. 252 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,054 Adriana, she gave her notice. 253 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,193 Help yourself. 254 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,657 You better be good to that girl. 255 00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,868 You cocksucker. 256 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,579 No wonder the food sucks. 257 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,914 You're supposed to cook with the wine, Artie. 258 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,708 Three years. 259 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:21,547 Best hostess I ever had. This piece of shit steals her away. 260 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:26,093 - Artie, come on. - He knows I'm breaking his balls. 261 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,345 Alright. 262 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:36,312 Seriously, though. I'm you, I hire a food taster. 263 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,814 Don't fuck with a chef. 264 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,568 You're the only one who can swing a meat cleaver? 265 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,363 - Fuck you. - Artie. 266 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,824 I'm kidding! 267 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,704 Wanna try cooking with one fucking eye? 268 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:56,374 That's enough! Go wait outside! 269 00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,251 Now! 270 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,974 What the fuck? 271 00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:18,687 What the fuck is wrong with you? She's his fiancée! 272 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,356 I loved her. 273 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,609 I fucking love her now. 274 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:34,412 Artie, do me a favor. 275 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:38,207 Don't ever fucking say that again to anybody, ever. 276 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,751 What am I, a joke? 277 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:45,589 Yeah, a stupid fucking bald one. 278 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,842 Not to mention married. 279 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,303 Can I tell you something? 280 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,641 She's a cunt, my fucking wife. 281 00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:02,398 A girl like Ade, that's a woman. If I still had my hair... 282 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:06,235 She's a young girl. You could have hair like fucking Casey Kasem. 283 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,112 It won't make a difference. 284 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,405 Yeah. 285 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:23,085 Now look, go in the back, get some coffee. 286 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,464 Go home, go the fuck to sleep. 287 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,174 I should go apologize. 288 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:32,803 Not right now, okay? Let me talk to Chris. 289 00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,847 You go home. 290 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,435 Call me tomorrow. 291 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,064 Got a business opportunity over in Newark. 292 00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:51,155 Jesus-fucking-Christ. 293 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,254 Mr. Spears for you on three. 294 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,132 Seth, I gotta take this. 295 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,800 All right. 296 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:14,094 Hey. 297 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,597 What about this speeding ticket? 298 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:19,975 - What? - I just got a letter in the mail. 299 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,393 Throw it out. 300 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:24,688 I gotta call my guy down at the DMV? 301 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:29,527 It's a deplorable situation and I'll take care of it. 302 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:33,155 Good news about the riverfront esplanade thing. 303 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,617 Just straighten the fucking ticket out, okay? 304 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,416 Where's your father? 305 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:49,046 He stopped by the bakery. Wanted to pick up a shortcake. 306 00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:51,507 He never comes empty-handed. 307 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,889 Talk to Tony? 308 00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:02,768 No, I decided against it. I didn't even call him. 309 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:05,854 This life comes with responsibilities. 310 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:09,567 - Your old man knows that. - I was asking for me. 311 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:14,405 Teddy Roosevelt gave an entire speech with a bullet in his chest. 312 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,615 Some things are a matter of duty. 313 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,138 Son of a bitch. 314 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:49,189 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. Fucking steps. 315 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:52,610 Well, here, sit down. Jesus. 316 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,244 Fuck, is that blood? 317 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,955 Jesus Christ, call a fucking doctor! 318 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,248 No, no, no. 319 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,918 It's the nodules in his lungs. It happens when he's out of breath. 320 00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:16,800 St. Dennis, is this what it comes to? 321 00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:21,347 Get him some water! These doctors, what are they doing? 322 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,141 I don't know, whatever they do. 323 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,351 Water. 324 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:29,229 I want you to call John Kennedy at St. Barnabas. 325 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,732 Junior, I'm happy with my guy. 326 00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:34,777 What is he doing? Are you on chemo? 327 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,488 Is he giving you oxygen therapy? 328 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:41,575 Junior, the cure is worse than the fucking illness! 329 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:49,625 Cocksucker! This is an outrage! You can't clip someone like this! 330 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,378 Junior, I want to do it. 331 00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:57,549 Eight years sitting on my ass. It'll feel good being useful. 332 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:01,345 He's tough. What if things don't go your way? 333 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:04,181 If they don't, they don't. 334 00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:07,851 What the fuck, I'm dead anyway. 335 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,322 Paul Newman's dressing makes 100 million a year... 336 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,075 ...and people love my sauce. 337 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,869 Arthur, you run a restaurant. 338 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:29,498 What do you know about mass production? 339 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:36,213 I have an associate's in business. We can't grow unless we take risks. 340 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:42,553 Going into business with a gangster isn't a risk. It's a sure disaster. 341 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:46,890 It's legitimate. It's part of the revitalization. 342 00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:50,936 Newark gives tax breaks for reopening old factories. 343 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,688 I'm trying to work. 344 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,064 Fuck the Vegetables. 345 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,275 We have a chance to have our own company. 346 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,234 Our own line of products. 347 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,903 Then why is it called Satriale's? 348 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:03,907 The pork store has a customer base. Name recognition. 349 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:10,247 Vesuvio doesn't? Your grandfather opened up in the '30s, Arthur. 350 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,750 Tony talked to this marketing guy. 351 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:18,672 Brand names beginning with a "V" make people think of vagina. Turnoff. 352 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:23,343 - What did you just say? - Vaseline, et cetera. 353 00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:25,095 The whole thing is... 354 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:29,099 - Can't you see the opportunities? - To be a mob front. 355 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:33,353 - Jesus Christ, already. - When are you gonna learn? 356 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,939 Be happy in thine own self. 357 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:47,367 I'm telling you, the DVD's incredible. Flat screen, fucking Surround Sound. 358 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:52,664 "In this world or the next, I shall have my revenge." 359 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:53,957 Here we go. 360 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:58,629 It's like the chariots are going through the fucking house. 361 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,631 Skateboard's not enough. 362 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:03,300 Sweetheart, more water, please. 363 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:07,471 So I hear you got old man Bacala making a comeback? 364 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:12,434 He didn't hear it from me. 365 00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:16,688 I'm not butting in. Junior asked me to talk to you. 366 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,526 He's just looking out for the old man. 367 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,153 It does seem a little extreme. 368 00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:26,490 But my man Gigootz knows what he's doing. 369 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:30,577 - Glad I have your fucking approval. - Whatever you say, cappy. 370 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:37,751 Here it is. For you, Junior, and anybody the fuck else. 371 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,922 Gigi's captain. He gave the order. 372 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:45,425 I okayed it. End of fucking story. 373 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:50,138 Tony, no offense. Obviously it's your call. 374 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,932 Yeah, obviously. 375 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,321 - What? - Nothing. 376 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:11,535 It's just, you send in an old man? 377 00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:14,538 What's he gonna do, gum him to death? 378 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:18,750 - Anybody ask for your input? - No, no, I'm just saying. 379 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,712 You should let me do it. 380 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:28,176 I'll take the guy apart at the joints. With him conscious. 381 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,496 This way, sir. 382 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,920 We got all kinds... 383 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,640 Whoa, it's Shaft. 384 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:19,394 - What, are you here on a stakeout? - May I help you? 385 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:23,273 I need a piece of this. Unless you wanna come over... 386 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:26,985 ...check out my birdbath, make sure it's up to code. 387 00:32:28,237 --> 00:32:30,155 I'll check the computer. 388 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:45,128 Get your ticket book. That constitutes indecent exposure. 389 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:48,090 I no longer need my ticket book. 390 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:53,637 Your friend, the assemblyman, had me transferred to the property room. 391 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:58,558 - No longer the scourge of Cedar Grove? - Nor eligible for overtime. 392 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,978 Leon, take your break at 2. 393 00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:12,447 Just so you know, I didn't tell him to do any of that shit. 394 00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,828 That's very kind of you. 395 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,039 We're out of stock. 396 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,214 Tony! 397 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,218 - Tony, the phone! - All right! Jesus! 398 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,970 He'll be right with you. 399 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,474 - Who is it? - I don't know. 400 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,518 I'm going to Fortunoff's. 401 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:44,479 - When are you coming home? - When I'm done. 402 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,861 - Hello? - It's Ron. You paged me? 403 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:53,071 Oh, yeah, yeah. 404 00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:57,367 I ran into that guy, the traffic cop? 405 00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:02,039 - It's done, already taken care of. - I know, it's just... 406 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:07,919 - You got him busted off the street? - Isn't that what you wanted? 407 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:12,049 Yeah, but it's kind of harsh, no? 408 00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:14,426 I spoke to his unit commander. 409 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,512 Nobody likes him. He's a rabble-rouser. 410 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:21,516 Yeah, maybe. But I don't know, it... 411 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:25,562 It goes beyond you. The guy's depressed or something. 412 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:28,899 They think he might have some serious mental problems. 413 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:53,673 Cocksucker. 414 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,599 You're a liar! 415 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:04,893 What was he lying about? 416 00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:14,069 - The old man? - What's he look like? 417 00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:18,990 - Like an old fucking man. - He's all coughing and shit. 418 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:29,209 Uncle Bobby, thank God. Thanks for coming. 419 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,462 More fucking stairs. 420 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:44,307 You should quit while you're young. 421 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,603 - Gotta die from something. - Take that shit out of here. 422 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,647 All right, I'm sorry. 423 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,650 Let me talk to my uncle. 424 00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:55,569 Over here. 425 00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:03,994 - Who's this little spic? - He fucks the lady whose house it is. 426 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:05,120 I'm sorry. 427 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:11,126 You put that kid in a fucking coma, Sal. 428 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:19,050 - For what, talking to some puttana? - I know I was wrong. I'm sorry. 429 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:27,017 He wasn't some citizen. The kid has friends. 430 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:32,522 I'm sorry, Uncle Bobby. Whatever Tony Soprano wants me to do. 431 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:36,902 Take it easy, I got you a pass. 432 00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:39,654 Thank you. 433 00:36:40,072 --> 00:36:42,282 Thank you so fucking much. 434 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:49,289 It's good you called, that's all I'm gonna say. 435 00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:52,000 Tell Tony it won't happen again. 436 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,962 Or if it does, I'll at least yell "Fore!" next time. 437 00:36:57,673 --> 00:37:00,592 I'm sorry, I shouldn't make jokes. 438 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,056 - Get me a glass of water. - Yeah. 439 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,564 - You want ice? - No. 440 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:18,443 Let the water run, make sure it's cold. 441 00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:22,197 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 442 00:37:32,541 --> 00:37:34,793 So this guy still in a coma? 443 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:40,090 Should I visit him, or is that too fucked up? 444 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,093 Yeah, I think you should go see him. 445 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,430 I don't know. 446 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,433 Maybe I should send flowers, or some shit. 447 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,394 Oh, what the fuck? 448 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:41,276 Hey, you fucking greaseball, you. 449 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,611 Any more smart remarks? 450 00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:47,615 No, Mr. Bacala, please! Please, no more! 451 00:38:58,669 --> 00:38:59,836 Mmm... 452 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:44,547 Oh, shit! 453 00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:17,747 All the fucking luck! 454 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,042 I said he shouldn't do it. 455 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:24,879 I had to go all the way to Staten Island to identify him. 456 00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:32,220 - He's a cold-hearted prick, my nephew. - Cocksuckers didn't even clean him up. 457 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:36,808 He still had bits of glass in his hair from the windshield. 458 00:40:37,059 --> 00:40:39,602 What was he, 71? 459 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:43,106 I don't know, 68. 460 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:46,776 What did they say? What was the cause of death? 461 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,945 Who? What do you mean? 462 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:55,118 Was it the cancer or the accident? How advanced was the metastasis? 463 00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:59,747 All due respect, Junior, what do you care about the details? 464 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,417 All this technical shit? 465 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,753 You're right. 466 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:12,677 The man's passed on. We should let him rest in peace. 467 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,390 He was a good man, your father. 468 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:19,642 A good friend. 469 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,936 Motherfucker! 470 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,647 Goddamn it! 471 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:26,566 Dirty bastard! 472 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:28,985 Son of a... 473 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:31,905 Jesus-fucking-Christ! 474 00:41:45,544 --> 00:41:47,170 - Good night. - Bye. 475 00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:58,723 Customer says good night, you barely look up? 476 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,518 I said it low. 477 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,191 Miss Personality over here. 478 00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:10,693 What's with the glasses? 479 00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,988 I left my contacts home. 480 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:18,284 I don't know what it is, but you've had a hair across your ass all week. 481 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:25,375 Lower your voice. 482 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:29,420 Still mad because I told you you can't go in with Tony? 483 00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:32,382 You don't tell me anything, Charmaine. 484 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,343 And I'm going into business with Tony. 485 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:40,848 If you do this, Artie, if you choose Tony over me... 486 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:43,101 What are you gonna do, divorce me? 487 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:52,652 - Is that what you want? - What'd I say? 488 00:42:54,154 --> 00:42:57,574 This marriage is over, Arthur. 489 00:42:57,741 --> 00:43:00,451 - I'm serious. - It's about fucking time. 490 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,246 And you're not getting the kids, either! 491 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:08,751 Son of a bitch. 492 00:43:15,384 --> 00:43:18,094 Hey. Look who's here. 493 00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:22,181 - He volunteered to mow your lawn. - I did not. 494 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,392 Hi, Anthony. 495 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:28,313 It's that time of year. Brought the last of my sweet corn. 496 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:36,279 What's the matter? You all right? 497 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:43,786 Anthony, be a good boy. Wait outside. I need to talk to your father. 498 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:56,090 If this is about old man Bacala, I don't wanna fucking hear it. 499 00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,178 I have cancer. 500 00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:11,814 - You have what? - Cancer. The big casino. 501 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,818 Jesus Christ, when did you find out? 502 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:20,281 Blood in my stool. 503 00:44:20,949 --> 00:44:23,743 Had a test before your mother's funeral. 504 00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:26,663 That's why you been acting so fucking weird? 505 00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:33,628 I mean, where is it? Is it in your colon, or? 506 00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:35,213 My stomach. 507 00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:42,970 Jesus Christ, Uncle Jun. 508 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:54,774 - Did they say how bad? - Won't know until they open me up. 509 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,193 I go in in two weeks. 510 00:44:58,153 --> 00:45:02,365 - This has to stay between us, Anthony. - Yeah, of course. 511 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:11,874 Look, we'll get you help. We'll get you the best there is. 512 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:15,211 First Jackie with cancer, then Febby. 513 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:20,341 Old man Bacala had it, but now you'll get me help? 514 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,510 These things come in threes. 515 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:36,107 Is that why you didn't want the old man to make the hit? 516 00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:40,570 What, if he died of cancer, he'd take your place? 517 00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:46,701 - I asked you not to make him do it. - Jesus Christ! Un-fucking-believable. 518 00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:48,619 I'm serious, Anthony. 519 00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:51,581 Promise me that you'll dummy up about this. 520 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,876 Yeah, all right. 521 00:45:55,085 --> 00:46:00,089 You're sick, people treat you like a nonentity. I'm serious. 522 00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:03,217 You can't talk about this with anybody. 523 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:06,554 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 524 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,473 Of course. 525 00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:14,604 - Hello? - Uncle Jun's got cancer. 526 00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:24,781 A lot of death. 527 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,408 Ma. 528 00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:36,125 - Pop and the emphysema. - Uncle Jun. Another toothpick. 529 00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:39,462 Hey, Jan, come on. A little respect, huh? 530 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:43,299 I'm sorry, it's just what Ma used to say. 531 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:45,760 Yeah, that's right. 532 00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:50,765 - She said that about her own brother. - Another toothpick. 533 00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:54,018 Jesus. 534 00:46:54,686 --> 00:46:57,605 What was he, 36 years old, Uncle Mickey? 535 00:46:58,023 --> 00:46:59,357 Liver cancer. 536 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:05,112 Jesus. These old-timers. 537 00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:13,037 The more hard-ass their attitude, the more they suppress their feelings. 538 00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:16,916 - I think it's the illusion of control. - Control? 539 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:23,506 You say the most horrible shit you can think of in the face of tragedy. 540 00:47:23,715 --> 00:47:25,967 It's like saying to God: 541 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:30,638 "See? You don't fool me, asshole. I know what you're planning." 542 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:35,184 Yeah, like they're trying to ward off evil, or some shit. 543 00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:38,938 Remember how Ma, she hated compliments? 544 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:41,023 Giving or taking them? 545 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:45,319 Because then maybe, at any minute, boom! 546 00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:54,161 I really been coming to know Christ. 547 00:47:57,499 --> 00:48:00,376 Ma, Febby, Uncle Jun? 548 00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:03,504 Always comes in threes. 549 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:06,382 And then there's the Holy Trinity. 550 00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:09,051 You think that's a coincidence? 551 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,234 What happened to Sal Bonpensiero? 552 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,365 Witness protection. 553 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,369 Would you like to pray with me? 554 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,370 Two weeks ago? 555 00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:20,665 Why didn't you say anything? Did you report it? 556 00:49:20,832 --> 00:49:22,833 Campus security's a joke. 557 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:26,587 Don't you think they should know there's a thief? 558 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:30,466 - Who? What are you talking about? - Nothing. 559 00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:33,719 Her bike was stolen two weeks ago. 560 00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,805 The ten speed? 561 00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:38,724 - Didn't you lock it up? - They used bolt cutters. 562 00:49:38,892 --> 00:49:42,561 A black guy from the neighborhood. One of the kids saw him. 563 00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:50,111 - What? - Did I say anything? 564 00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:02,123 A black guy? Imagine that. 565 00:50:02,457 --> 00:50:07,586 - Tony... - It's just, I can't believe it. 566 00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,505 I am not listening. 567 00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:12,091 You're thinking the same thing. 568 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:13,384 What did I say? 569 00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:16,846 You're twice as likely to be robbed by a black. 570 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,598 - That is so racist! - It's a fact. 571 00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:21,642 From who, David Duke? 572 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:26,022 - Why are they in the basement? - Try the FBI. I saw it on TV. 573 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:29,025 - You're quoting the FBI? - They aren't. 574 00:50:29,609 --> 00:50:32,111 - But the lamp? - On battery backup. 575 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:36,615 - Why? - Crime is economic, not racial. 576 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:41,037 You're more likely to steal if you're poor... 577 00:50:41,246 --> 00:50:43,414 ...which most black people are. 578 00:50:43,665 --> 00:50:46,125 Wait till one takes your stereo. 579 00:50:46,334 --> 00:50:47,918 You're a hypocrite! 580 00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:51,338 This is what I've been saying! Stay with your own! 581 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:53,591 Wait a second. 582 00:50:53,633 --> 00:50:57,219 - Where are you taking that lamp? - Mine gives me a headache. 583 00:50:57,554 --> 00:51:01,390 - Don't change the subject! - I'm out of here! 584 00:51:01,683 --> 00:51:04,143 Be sure to call when you need some money! 585 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:13,694 Now you got something you can rat me out about in therapy! 586 00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:23,871 - Madonna, this place! - You only retire once. 587 00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,758 Is that an earring? 588 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:36,383 Huh? 589 00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:39,386 - Your ear, I never noticed before. - This? 590 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,642 Had it for years. I don't wear it all the time. 591 00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:49,980 Did Chris tell you we had a little run-in? 592 00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:53,192 - He's just jealous. - Of what? We're friends. 593 00:51:53,401 --> 00:51:55,611 Well, you know how he is. 594 00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:02,743 - I'm glad he didn't make you cancel. - He thinks I'm with Cindy. 595 00:52:07,999 --> 00:52:10,459 I'm gonna miss you, Ade. 596 00:52:11,419 --> 00:52:17,216 I'm gonna miss you too, Artie. Charmaine, the busboys. 597 00:52:18,593 --> 00:52:19,969 Charmaine... 598 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,304 What? What's wrong? 599 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:27,476 Charmaine and me, we're gonna try it apart for a little while. 600 00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:31,814 - Oh, my God, are you okay? The kids? - It's for the best. 601 00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:36,986 Did I tell you I'm gonna go into business with Tony? 602 00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:42,449 - What, like a restaurant? - Satriale Foods. 603 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:47,997 We'll probably change the name to Vesuvio. 604 00:52:49,374 --> 00:52:52,334 Sauce, taralli, ravioli. 605 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:55,337 That's great. Congratulations! 606 00:52:57,674 --> 00:53:00,843 You change your mind, there's room on my staff... 607 00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:04,305 ...for a bright, sexy vice president. 608 00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:13,814 It's a big step. Marriage. 609 00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:19,028 - You sure you're ready? - Yeah, I'm sure. 610 00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:37,713 - You know where the ladies' room is? - Yeah, I think it's behind the bar. 611 00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:39,131 Okay... 612 00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,382 No, No... 613 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:48,390 The plate is hot. 614 00:53:55,857 --> 00:54:01,403 Restaurants, stores, slips for luxury yachts. 615 00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:07,701 We go with my plumbing and electrical. The steel and brickwork, all yours. 616 00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:13,374 - We need to talk about Local 187. - You gotta see the scale model. 617 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,377 There are even little people. 618 00:54:16,586 --> 00:54:21,257 Fucking Newark. They got little hookers giving little blowjobs? 619 00:54:23,718 --> 00:54:25,427 I gotta go take a leak. 620 00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:35,437 I got a call from Eddie Voehl at the PBA. 621 00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:39,275 Your friend the cop is bitching about his overtime. 622 00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:43,404 He's got some black officer's squad looking into his case. 623 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,823 Oh, yeah? 624 00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:52,788 If you want, I can get it squashed. Get him reassigned. 625 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,294 You know what? Fuck him. 626 00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:01,422 Cocksucker got what he deserved. 627 00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:13,475 Yes? 628 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,065 The Tony Soprano wiretap has been neutralized. 629 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:24,445 What do you mean? 630 00:55:44,799 --> 00:55:47,509 - Hello? - In here. 631 00:55:53,224 --> 00:55:56,143 What are you doing? You're not ready? 632 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,313 I'm not going. 633 00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:05,861 - They gave you permission. - I can't. I'm not up to it. 634 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:10,783 - It's my father's funeral. - You hear me, I don't feel up to snuff. 635 00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:12,868 You look okay to me. 636 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:16,789 Junior? 637 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,751 Didn't you get my flowers? 638 00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:23,170 My whole family's in the car. 639 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:27,049 I gotta tell you, I take this as a personal insult. 640 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:30,260 - Think I don't care? - What else can I think? 641 00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:33,889 You selfish fuck, I can't go because I'm sick! 642 00:56:37,352 --> 00:56:38,894 I have cancer. 643 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:40,646 Cancer? 644 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:45,567 Oh, my God. 645 00:56:46,027 --> 00:56:48,904 Real wisenheimer, now how do you feel? 646 00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:58,622 Two weeks, I go in for the surgery, and I'll start the chemo after that. 647 00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:02,459 Junior, I'm sorry. 648 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:08,799 - I don't know what to say. - I'll say a prayer for your old man. 649 00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:14,805 My father. 650 00:57:15,557 --> 00:57:17,224 Now you? 651 00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:20,310 What the fuck is happening? 652 00:57:23,731 --> 00:57:25,941 You will miss the boat. 653 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:31,029 Lady, I missed the boat a long time ago. 654 00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:43,083 Including tax and delivery, it comes to $897.23. 655 00:57:43,918 --> 00:57:47,254 Just make sure it gets to my house in one piece. 656 00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,675 Come on.