1 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,194 Meadow, do you have a tampon? 2 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,948 I'm spotting and the dispenser is out. 3 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,784 You had an examination? 4 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:03,789 It's the middle of the month. This never happens to me. 5 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,166 Here. 6 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,521 Imagine having your portrait in a museum. 7 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:31,650 She's a rich merchant's wife. It's how Rubens made money. 8 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:37,489 You talk the talk, Miss Art History. I've never seen these grades from you. 9 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,200 Well, you take Intro to Semiotics. 10 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:44,079 If you spent less time in Jackie's car... 11 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,497 Please. 12 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,458 That is so over. 13 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,753 Just like that? What happened? 14 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,869 Are you crying? 15 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,496 What's the matter? 16 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,374 I don't know. Just look at it. 17 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:42,888 "Jusepe de Ribera. The Mystical Marriage of Saint Catherine." 18 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,140 That's the baby Jesus. 19 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,726 She's marrying a baby? Good luck. 20 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,394 We all do. 21 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:53,607 - What? - I shouldn't be sarcastic. 22 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,820 Just look at her. 23 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,407 The little baby's hand against her cheek. 24 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,286 She's so at peace. 25 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:14,044 A beautiful, innocent, gorgeous little baby. 26 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,057 Come on, let's go eat. 27 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:39,945 Tony! 28 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:44,324 Come on. I'm sorry about what happened. 29 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:47,619 - You won't return my calls. - Go fuck yourself. 30 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,121 Tony. 31 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:54,001 We have something too special to just... over one argument. 32 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:58,797 One argument? You threw a fucking dinner at my head, Gloria. 33 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:02,301 If you were a guy, you know where you'd be. 34 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:06,138 But you were late. You kept me waiting three hours... 35 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:10,726 What about the present? You threw it into the Barnegat Bay. 36 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,644 All right, I... 37 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:21,028 I'm having a bad couple of weeks. Shit with my family and other crap. 38 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:25,991 I was trying to act in control and not dwell on it. It's no excuse. 39 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:30,746 - We can't talk about your problems? - I didn't wanna bother you. 40 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,334 Well, I had a lot on my plate. 41 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,002 Can I see you later? 42 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,672 I'm late for my appointment. 43 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:48,263 Me and this broad, we're like... 44 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,223 ...leather and lace. 45 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,893 A burning ring of fire. Whatever. 46 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,686 Amour fou. 47 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:57,773 As the French call it. 48 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,859 - Crazy love, all-consuming. - That's it. 49 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:04,196 We push each other's buttons. 50 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:08,367 - Most people don't push your buttons. - That's not true. 51 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:14,539 Now, I know you think I'm like a hard, cold, captain-of-industry type. 52 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,875 That's not all there is. 53 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,712 I don't know. 54 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,593 She gets freaky. 55 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:30,305 Is she a full-blown loop-do-loo or what? 56 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:33,975 - As you know, I cannot... - Discuss another patient. 57 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,895 If I duke you a five? 58 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:40,732 I'm not charging you. Last month you overpaid. 59 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,819 - You gave me good tips. - I won't have it. 60 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,905 - Don't offer it again. - All right. Jesus. 61 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,783 - Back to Gloria. - She never wants money. 62 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,326 And you like this? 63 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:56,331 She's, you know, very independent-minded. That I do like. 64 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,918 - You see her as independent, strong. - She's not? 65 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:03,255 We're talking about your perceptions. 66 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,258 She made her own way in the world. 67 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,761 Irina was such a helpless, fucking baby. 68 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,723 But Gloria knows a lot, about a lot of shit. 69 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:17,602 Buddhism, and the movies... 70 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:22,441 She went to Morocco all by herself. 71 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,113 And those eyes. 72 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:32,451 Those dark, black eyes. 73 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:36,288 When she stares at you, it's like... 74 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,792 Like a Spanish princess in one of those paintings. A Goya. 75 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,714 - Those eyes are deep. - Complicated. 76 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,842 - Complicated? I said deep. - You said dark. 77 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:52,512 Whenever I bring her up, you get this weird puss. 78 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:56,016 You ask if she seems happy. Like she's not. 79 00:07:56,184 --> 00:08:00,061 Or if she reminds me of somebody. Like you don't like it. 80 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,814 Amo-fo, or whatever you call it. 81 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:07,903 You've told me what you see in Gloria. What does she see in you? 82 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,571 Oh, please, huh? 83 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:13,158 What does she see in me? 84 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:18,997 With all the faggots and crybabies around. Whatever else I am, I'm not... 85 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,918 I'm more of... 86 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:26,087 Well, you know, like I said... 87 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,298 Captain-of-industry type. 88 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,218 - You're a tough guy. - Oh, come on. 89 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:32,844 You can say it. 90 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,930 You embarrass me with that. 91 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:38,266 Does Gloria know what you do for a living? 92 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:39,726 You mentioned fire. 93 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:44,523 Can we say that certain kinds of people are drawn to fire? 94 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:48,777 Looking for an inevitable result, like a moth to a flame? 95 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,029 And this is Gloria? 96 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,241 And I'm the flame? 97 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:59,454 Why would anybody hit you, of all people, with a side of beef? 98 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,914 She's complicated. 99 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:04,459 I said complicated. Dark, you said. 100 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,878 No, I said her eyes are dark. 101 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,550 Nice. Not bad. 102 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,390 Since we're kicking up... 103 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,309 ...we were hoping you could, you know... 104 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,353 ...watch our back? 105 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,400 350 buys you "Hello." 106 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,777 Watching your back... 107 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:36,783 That's gonna require a little more initiative on your part. 108 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,119 Oh, look at the face. 109 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,748 What's he got to be frowning about? 110 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,001 Tell me, Romeo. 111 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,670 Now that you moved home... 112 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:52,757 ...you gonna be humping Tony Soprano's girl on our couch? 113 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,259 Fuck her. 114 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:59,180 And Tony's stay-in-school shit. He could have reached out to Rutgers. 115 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:03,435 He should break the dean's legs because you won't read. 116 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,105 Now go ahead. I gotta make some calls. 117 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,107 You did good. 118 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:10,900 Keep coming by. 119 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,112 Go. Go. 120 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:30,170 I knew a Moroccan guy once. He hit and ran me. I tracked him down. 121 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,422 I never forget a face. 122 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,928 Jesus Christ! That's the oldest joke in the book. 123 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,306 Jesus Christ! 124 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:42,974 Hello? 125 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,935 No, you have the wrong number. 126 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,981 What? 127 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,736 I thought it might be my sister. 128 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:57,989 That family shit you were telling me about? 129 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:03,495 It's okay if you don't wanna talk about it. Really. 130 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,874 She said I can never see my niece and nephew again. 131 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:14,422 - Right before Christmas. - We had a new Santa at our party. 132 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,175 - Wasn't good. - I love those children. 133 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,760 So much. 134 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,764 She said I turned them against their dad. I didn't. 135 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:27,352 Not that he doesn't deserve it. Fucking crackhead sack of shit. 136 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,524 Hannah and Seamus go to this alternative, private... 137 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,235 ...elementary school in Santa Monica. 138 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:39,114 - Where it's all about self-esteem. - I hate that shit. 139 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:44,202 I ask Hannah, she's a third-grader, "Will you be in the Christmas play?" 140 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:48,289 And she says, "We call it the Winter Festival." 141 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:52,711 So I go, "Whatever." I don't say anything. 142 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,796 And then Seamus says: 143 00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:59,050 "We can't say Christmas. We call Christmas 'the C-word."' 144 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,720 And I fucking flipped out. 145 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:08,435 - What did Seamus say? - What the fuck does he know? He's 10. 146 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,896 So my sister gets mad because her husband... 147 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:16,776 ...teaches there, except he's on leave for drug abuse treatment. 148 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,487 And one thing led to another and... 149 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:23,116 She said I always had it in for John. 150 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:27,787 - And she forbid me to see them again. - He smokes crack? 151 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,292 Without those two kids... 152 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:43,470 Maybe we'll all get lucky. The way these trucks go by out here? 153 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:46,931 - Maybe I'll get plastered on a grill. - What? 154 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,101 I'm just kidding. It never rains. 155 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,438 I think they're gonna fire me over at Globe. 156 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:59,569 Fucking Arnie Mills sexually harasses me and then dares me to sue. 157 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,780 Anyway. 158 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,698 Fuck them. 159 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,869 - You like this song? - It's okay. 160 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,706 - I love this song. - Yeah? 161 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:52,997 Guys, if you're gonna smoke, take it outside. 162 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,842 Fuck's the matter? Speak English? 163 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:07,011 - Who are you? - The owner is a dear friend. 164 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:10,223 - That should be enough for you. - Fuck him too. 165 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,226 - What you fucking say? - Chill! Relax! 166 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,562 Jackie. What are you doing? 167 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,063 It's under control. 168 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:21,025 Go find a fucking Taco Bell before I cap your asses. 169 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,361 Get the fuck out of here. 170 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,910 - Oh, shit. Take this. - Fuck, no. He's a made guy. 171 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:35,540 He'll flip when he sees this shit. Roy's his aunt's cousin. 172 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,752 - What's up? - Hey, Christopher. 173 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,881 - What the fuck happened? - Ask your buddy. 174 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:47,552 Spics disrespected the place. I had to straighten them out. 175 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,805 - Had to straighten them out. How many? - Three. 176 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,892 - Goddamn fucking craziness. - You all right? 177 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:59,063 Twenty years I'm collecting these. What the fuck, it's only glass. 178 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,066 Have a seat. 179 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,493 - How's business? Making money? - Doing all right. 180 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:16,414 - Why, got something? - My favorite. A truck. Cigarettes. 181 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,126 Sounds good. But we're kind of with Ralphie now. 182 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,795 Besides, wouldn't Tony go ballistic? 183 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,923 Unless they're paying you... 184 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:28,468 ...nobody can tell anybody how to earn a living. 185 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,013 - Finally. Thank you. - Ralphie, huh? 186 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:37,769 Well, if you ever think about jumping ship, you know my number. 187 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,612 I need the paperwork on the preowned C5. 188 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,114 - Mrs. Soprano? - Yes? 189 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:55,870 The courtesy van's stuck in traffic. It should only be maybe 20 minutes. 190 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,165 Well, you know, maybe I'll just call a cab. 191 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,794 Jerry, I'll give her a lift. I'm going out anyway. 192 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,797 - Gloria Trillo. - Carmela Soprano. You don't mind? 193 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,466 Give me a minute, let me grab a demo. 194 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,844 This is sweet of you. 195 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:16,975 Don't believe it. Everybody is a potential sale. 196 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,853 - So, what do you do? - I'm a homemaker. 197 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,021 Oh. 198 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:26,317 You must make a very nice home to drive a Benz. 199 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,697 - So you're married? - Yes. 200 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,033 - Kids? - Two. You? 201 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,412 No. To both. 202 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,164 Boys? Girls? 203 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,833 One boy, one girl. 204 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,337 The boy is still in high school and my daughter's in college. 205 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,344 She's not too far away though. 206 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,306 She's in New York City. 207 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,896 - She's at Columbia. - School of Broadcasting? 208 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:08,526 The university. It's in the Ivy League, one of the top schools. 209 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,904 - I know. I was just kidding. - Oh. 210 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,948 Right. 211 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,576 Boy, these kids today. 212 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,537 They got the world by the you-know-what. 213 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,789 Yeah, tell me about it. 214 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:26,127 At least your daughter doesn't need a man for success. 215 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,879 Thank God. 216 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:33,134 - That's a beautiful ring. - Thank you. 217 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:38,097 - What does your husband do? - He's in a few businesses. 218 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:41,642 - Sounds mysterious. - No, no, it's not, really. 219 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,479 My daughter calls us bourgeois. 220 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,161 Thank you so much. 221 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:04,582 - No problem. It was nice to meet you. - You too. 222 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,586 - Nice house. - Thank you. 223 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:23,101 I tell you, the thing I like about Moltisanti? 224 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:27,105 He'll even tell Tony Soprano to go fuck himself. 225 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,940 The guy's fearless. 226 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,483 Who's fearless? 227 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,486 Chris Moltisanti. Where's my mother? 228 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,947 She's an early riser. 229 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,158 What about Moltisanti? 230 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:43,121 We were saying he's young to be made. That kind of shit. 231 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:47,291 He wanted it so he stepped up and took it. 232 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:52,338 Like your dad and Tony Soprano. Know how they made their names? 233 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,174 - How? - We got any marshmallows? 234 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,844 Come on, what about my father? 235 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,310 When we was kids, we had our own little crew. 236 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:11,065 Me, your dad, buon'anima, Tony, Silvio Dante. 237 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:16,028 We'd do Mickey Mouse scores, you know, moving pot... 238 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,490 ...swag. Bullshit stuff. 239 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:23,661 We thought we were like the sixth family. 240 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,330 But who knew we was even alive? 241 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,083 Till one fucking night. 242 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,003 And I gotta give your father credit. 243 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:37,049 He had balls as big as an Irish broad's ass. 244 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,011 There was this old... 245 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,346 ...old mustache named... 246 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,558 ...Feech Lamanna. 247 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,687 What Feech meant, who the fuck knows? 248 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:54,066 But he was made on the other side, so he was an original. 249 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,194 He was an O.G. 250 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,779 Whatever. 251 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:03,117 He had this Saturday night card game... 252 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:07,246 ...and your father sees a chance to rise to the A-league. 253 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:12,376 Connected or not, him, me and Tony were gonna rob him. 254 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,380 We thought your father lost a marble. 255 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,050 - But he said, "Fuck it." - Balls. 256 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,801 What happened? 257 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,388 They took it down and walked away with 20 large. 258 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,723 Jesus Christ. 259 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,893 What do you mean, "they"? You didn't go? 260 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,813 I'm still sick over it. 261 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,776 I caught the clap from some hippie broad I was fucking. 262 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,446 My dick was dripping like a busted pipe. 263 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,407 Anyways, the rest is history. 264 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:48,621 Your father and Tony was on the fast track to being made, and I... 265 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:52,416 ...was still a little shit here, like the two of you. 266 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:57,088 And of course I, whatever... But that was a few years later. 267 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,258 - They get away with it? - What could Feech do? 268 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,009 There was a sit-down. 269 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:05,805 And the right people got some of their money back... 270 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,808 ...but the point was made. 271 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:13,062 Your father and Tony were rising stars to be respected. 272 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,774 Cocksuckers. 273 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:22,113 All right, kiddies. That's enough for tonight. 274 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,783 Oh, Jackie. 275 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:30,830 Rinse those plates before you put them in the dishwasher. It clogs. 276 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:42,341 We can't help but be amazed at the instincts they possess. 277 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:48,597 To protect all manner of livestock. To be protective of us. 278 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:55,229 What can we do to protect them? 279 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,648 Nurture their defenses... 280 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:01,402 ...using the natural body defense system in Pedigree. 281 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,821 What is wrong with me? 282 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,323 Pedigree. 283 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,409 Cut it out. 284 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,873 Are you drunk? 285 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:23,674 - How about right here? - You would, wouldn't you? Huh? 286 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,345 Does my car look slanted? 287 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,681 Oh, shit. 288 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,726 I have a flat. 289 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,146 Oh, my God. 290 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,899 Jesus Christ. 291 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,861 So creepy. 292 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,404 Why? 293 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:47,281 I don't know. 294 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,369 What? 295 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:52,912 What? 296 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:57,583 - You know who did this, don't you? - What? 297 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:01,045 I saw that look. At least don't lie to me. 298 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,757 - What do I know about your tires? - Fine. 299 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,051 Thanks for your help. 300 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,928 One time. 301 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:15,559 My ex-girlfriend, she got a little jealous and she slashed my tires. 302 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,687 That thought went through my mind just then. 303 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,650 - It couldn't have been her. - The cunt that called? 304 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,486 - My car's fucked! - You work for a dealer. 305 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:29,240 - You think I get free tires? - So I'll pay for it! 306 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,993 Why offer if you didn't have a guilty conscience? 307 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:34,829 About what? 308 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,123 I don't know. Tell me. 309 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:40,084 This is fucking bullshit. I'm going home. 310 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,586 - Who else would do it? - Kids, maybe. 311 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:45,840 - Ruin a great evening over this! - Kids! 312 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,092 Maybe your brother-in-law. 313 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:52,513 Maybe Mr. Globe, since you're America's sweetheart this week. 314 00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,099 Where the fuck do you get off? 315 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:59,311 This immigrant, alcoholic, probably HIV-laden slut... 316 00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,188 Whoa with that! 317 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:05,860 ...slashes my tires and you call my life into question? 318 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:09,363 She wouldn't do it! I slapped the piss out of her. 319 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,241 Oh. Did you? 320 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,328 Did you really hit her? 321 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,127 I don't know. 322 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:28,132 She's a poor, confused kid from an underdeveloped country. 323 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,634 Even if she did do this. 324 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:34,638 I'll make some calls. I'll have new Michelins in an hour. 325 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:39,894 What are these? 85-R16's? What? 326 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,564 Jesus Christ. 327 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,484 All right, 17's! 328 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:53,991 Gene Pontecorvo's got a card game. We could take it down now. 329 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,535 Are you crazy? He's with Ralph. 330 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:59,330 Essentially, that's Ralph's game. 331 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:03,083 Even better. Fuck him and his rinse-your-dishes shit. 332 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,794 Know what? I think he's a secret fag. 333 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,505 I don't know. 334 00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:11,509 Maybe take Carlo. He's got a shotgun. We wear masks. 335 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,720 We go in. We're out in like two minutes. 336 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:18,224 - What if they find out it's us? - We want them to. 337 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:20,851 Not right away, but like Ralph said. 338 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:24,188 When they do, you know it's gonna get squashed. 339 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,232 My old man was Jackie Aprile. 340 00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:29,568 The worse that'll happen, we give some back. 341 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,612 We pull this off... 342 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:37,076 ...we're like free agents. We dictate the terms, not them. 343 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,037 Because we show balls. 344 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,373 Come on, call Carlo. 345 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,049 Fuck. There's no signal. 346 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:56,220 I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing... 347 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,138 Use that phone. 348 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,392 Oh, yeah, this one. 349 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,728 Come on, hurry up, call Carlo. 350 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:09,275 - They show my favorite part yet? - I think it's coming up. 351 00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:10,985 The answer's no. 352 00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:19,785 - Dude, move over. Give me some room. - Fuck you, it's my house. 353 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:22,663 Here it comes. 354 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:24,582 Yeah. 355 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,751 Like a cigarette, Nick? 356 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:38,178 - You two know each other? - No. 357 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:46,854 I saw a psychiatrist. That's why Father Intintola said we should talk. 358 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:50,816 He said you were getting a doctorate in psychiatry. 359 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:52,026 Psychology. 360 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:57,406 The psychiatrist told me my whole life is a lie, and he's right. 361 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,285 And now I think I'm sick. 362 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:06,165 And if I die, I will never be with God in eternity. 363 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:10,127 - You're ill? - I think I have ovarian cancer. 364 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:14,465 - What does the doctor say? - I haven't seen one. 365 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:16,967 I'm afraid. 366 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:22,389 - Why do you think you are ill? - I'm spotting. Lower back pain. 367 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:28,145 My hormones are all over the place. My cousin Kathy died from it. 368 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:32,358 God doesn't punish people for mistakes that they've made. 369 00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:35,486 He loves you more than you know. 370 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:41,158 Have you thought, with your symptoms, you might be with child? 371 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,494 I know, that's another... 372 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:49,249 Would you be more comfortable if we set this sacrament aside... 373 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:52,336 ...and stepped into my office? 374 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:11,021 The psychiatrist said I should leave my husband. 375 00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:14,942 When he said that, it seemed so right. 376 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:19,863 You made a sacred vow. Divorce is out of the question. 377 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:24,284 Unless... Is he abusive, your husband? 378 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,870 Not to me. But he is unfaithful. 379 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,374 He's a good man basically, but... 380 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:35,295 I talked to Father Intintola years ago, and here I am. 381 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,382 - Do you love your husband? - I do. 382 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:42,511 I love my husband. And I love God. 383 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,223 But my life is financed by crime. 384 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,226 His crime. 385 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:54,565 Fifty thousand dollars to my daughter's college. 386 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:58,318 The psychiatrist says it's all blood money. 387 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,655 Now, to maybe bring another child into this? 388 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:07,244 God understands that we all live in the middle of tensions. 389 00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:11,081 You say your husband has good in him. 390 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:16,253 What you have to do is learn to live on what the good part earns. 391 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,130 The what? 392 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,595 There is a point inside yourself. 393 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:29,808 An inner boundary beyond which you feel culpable. 394 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:33,812 You've got to come to an awareness of where that line is. 395 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:37,608 And forego those things which lay without it. 396 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:42,613 - The Church has changed so much. - It's a complex world. 397 00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:49,787 Learn to live on the good part. Forego those things that lay without it. 398 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,126 I think I can do that, Father. 399 00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,378 I'll try. 400 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,882 And go see an ob-gyn. 401 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,681 This mad-cow disease. 402 00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:13,977 It's terrible the English government didn't tell people. 403 00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:17,105 Maybe they didn't wanna create a stampede. 404 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,568 Oh, by the way... 405 00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:26,698 ...guess which former medical student no longer dates the Queen of Mean. 406 00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:28,492 You're kidding. 407 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:34,122 - Jackie Jr. and Meadow are finished? - Frankly, I am delighted. 408 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:39,586 Kevin told Angie Bonpensiero that Jackie was smoking marijuana. 409 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:43,882 - And was caught cheating at Rutgers. - Gee, that bad? 410 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,552 That black kid would've been better. 411 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:51,014 He's got a 4.0 and he's moving to India for the U.N. 412 00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:53,350 - I told you. - That's my fault. 413 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,145 She wasted three months with Jackie Jr. 414 00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:01,024 - Hello. - Mrs. Soprano! 415 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:04,444 - Gloria Trillo, Globe Motors. - Hi, how are you? 416 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:08,365 I hope this is a good time. The new E-320 just came in. 417 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,409 You might wanna take a look. 418 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:14,955 No, I don't think so. I still have another year on my lease. 419 00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:17,541 Maybe your husband will treat you. 420 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,210 Maybe I will. Thank you for calling. 421 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,754 Okay, bye. Hope to see you! 422 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:24,381 Bye-bye. 423 00:31:27,176 --> 00:31:29,261 Well, what a nice woman. 424 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,637 Who? 425 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:34,182 Just some saleswoman from Globe Motors. 426 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,979 What? 427 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:45,485 She wants me to try the new wagon. I'm not interested, but she was nice. 428 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:48,822 She took me home while they serviced the wagon. 429 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:52,743 I should hold onto it another year, don't you think? 430 00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:55,412 Another year. 431 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,581 Yeah. 432 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:11,011 I was just wondering if we could switch days off. 433 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,847 - Give me a minute. - We could switch... 434 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,975 I got a customer coming in, all right? Tony. 435 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:27,152 Are you out of your fucking mind, talking to my wife? 436 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:32,991 I was upset about your ex-girlfriend. I thought you should see my version. 437 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,454 I'm sorry, all right? 438 00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:40,332 You drove her home. What the fuck? 439 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:44,127 Then you look right into my eyes and don't tell me? 440 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:51,343 It's normal to be curious about someone you love's significant others. 441 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,638 - It's not. It's fucking twisted. - It is not. 442 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,057 I don't wanna argue. You're upset. 443 00:32:57,266 --> 00:33:00,894 I know it's on the margins for someone like you... 444 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:03,230 ...and it'll never happen again. 445 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,648 No shit. 446 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:10,404 You can tell your shrink you ruined eight relationships. 447 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,700 - What do you mean? - It's fucking over. 448 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,660 Tony! 449 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:21,289 You see, Tuesday I can take my kid to hear Raffi. 450 00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,835 Left ovary. 451 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,509 Right ovary. 452 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:37,389 Just tell me right out. Don't mince words. 453 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:40,684 I didn't like people knowing my personal life. 454 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,187 Where is this asshole now? What did he have, one song? 455 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,691 - What? - We should do what we gotta do. 456 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:51,278 - Call Carlo. - Who the fuck was Feech Lamanna? 457 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,864 You know what? Don't come. 458 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:58,744 You wanna spend your life with your head up your ass, be my guest. 459 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:06,209 - How's your calamari salad? - He's not using the right olive oil. 460 00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:10,422 - You haven't said two words, Carmela. - Sorry. 461 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,219 - I came from Dr. Rotelli's. - Everything all right? 462 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,723 I've never been better. Just a thyroid thing. 463 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,060 - Thank God. - I thought I was pregnant. 464 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,479 Bite your tongue. At our age? 465 00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:28,315 With the kids growing up and all... 466 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:32,778 I want a grandchild. Terry and her husband are trying, but... 467 00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:36,448 Speaking of kids, I am sick about Jackie and Meadow. 468 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,576 I ask, he tells me to mind my own business. 469 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,912 - So does she. - They broke up? 470 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,123 Is Meadow okay? 471 00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:48,919 She's so different than I was. It rolls off her back. 472 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:53,590 - No weight loss or sleepless nights. - Not like what we go through. 473 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,759 Because we married them. 474 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:59,971 It's not just us. The president of the United States... 475 00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:03,975 His wife put up with the blowjobs and the stained dress. 476 00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:06,520 Hillary Clinton? I can't stand her. 477 00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:09,940 We could all take a page from her book. 478 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,318 To be publicly humiliated and go around smiling? 479 00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:18,532 That is so false. I would dig a hole, climb into it and not come out. 480 00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:22,953 All I know is, she stuck by him, put up with the bullshit... 481 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,789 ...and she set up her own little thing. 482 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:31,002 She took all that negative shit he gave her and spun it into gold. 483 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:33,547 You gotta give her credit. 484 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,633 Well, that's true, isn't it? 485 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:40,470 She's a role model for all of us. 486 00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,686 No, the case is still pending. 487 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:53,525 They could try me on mail and wire fraud, but they want a major RICO. 488 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,820 Tony. Line two. 489 00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:01,825 - Who is it? - It's a woman. I think she's crying. 490 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:07,747 Let me get back to you. 491 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,505 Hello. 492 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,048 Tony. 493 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:31,563 I don't know, I don't know, I don't... 494 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:34,232 I can't understand you. 495 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:38,028 I can't take it anymore. 496 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:40,655 ...stay... 497 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:44,618 I don't know... I don't know why. I don't know why. 498 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:50,707 Tony. 499 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,209 Tony. 500 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:10,268 - Thanks for coming. - All right. 501 00:37:12,104 --> 00:37:15,440 - You want something to drink? - No. 502 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:23,823 I'm sorry. There's no one else I can talk to. 503 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:26,326 What about him? 504 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:30,580 - Laugh if you want. He helps. - He's a Captain Marvel. 505 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,089 I just want it to be the way it was. 506 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:42,801 - I love you. - Stop it. 507 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:46,263 - I'm sorry. - Quit crying. I can't stand it. 508 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:49,641 - I wanna be with you. - That's not gonna happen. 509 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:52,811 I know. 510 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,940 I know. 511 00:37:57,191 --> 00:38:00,277 My life's a trip to nowhere. 512 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,821 You bring it on yourself. 513 00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:08,076 You're a beautiful, talented woman. 514 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:11,079 But you... 515 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:15,500 - You push a man away. - That's not gonna happen again. 516 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:20,463 The other night with the tires. I'm a grown man. I've had other women. 517 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:23,466 - You think I lived in a freezer? - Fine. 518 00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:28,305 I'll sit back like a mute while you screw every woman out there. 519 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,974 See, there's that tone again. 520 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,102 Look. 521 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,105 It's over. 522 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:42,152 I mean, we had our mo-fo, or whatever. 523 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,155 And it was great. 524 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,745 And now it's time to put it to bed. 525 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:59,169 You think you can treat me like some stupid goombah housewife? 526 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,422 You think I'll let some fucker shit over me... 527 00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:06,718 ...just because he buys me some ridiculous, gaudy ring? 528 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:10,013 Where the fuck do you get off? 529 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,389 You don't care. 530 00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:16,227 Think you're the only one with problems? My life's a fucking picnic? 531 00:39:16,395 --> 00:39:17,562 Poor you. 532 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:28,239 You got a dream life compared to mine. Nobody cares if I'm alive or dead! 533 00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:32,369 I didn't just meet you. 534 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,873 - I've known you my whole life. - That's right. 535 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:40,418 Take a dump wherever you please and walk away. 536 00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:43,296 My mother was just like you. 537 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:46,633 A bottomless black hole. 538 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,718 The mother now. 539 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:53,390 I surrender. Burn me at the stake. 540 00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:54,933 You know what? 541 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,061 You're fucking crazy. 542 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:02,232 - All I ever asked for was kindness. - Come here. 543 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,737 Listen to me, and listen good. No more calls, no more nothing. 544 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,989 You see me, cross the street. 545 00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:13,576 You're dangerous, and I don't want you in my life. 546 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:15,078 Don't go! 547 00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:17,705 I'll call your wife! 548 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,501 What did you say? 549 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:26,798 I'll go to Columbia. I'll tell your daughter. 550 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:31,636 Come on! 551 00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:37,434 Come here. 552 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,111 Now, you listen to me. 553 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,781 Go near my wife or my family, and I'll kill you. 554 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,950 Understand? I'll kill you. 555 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,996 Kill me. Kill me, you cocksu... 556 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,874 You fucking bitch! 557 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,627 Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. 558 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,337 Kill me. 559 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,342 Kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me... 560 00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:13,386 Kill me. 561 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,079 All right, this is it. 562 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,833 I don't care if God comes by, don't move the car. 563 00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:45,919 - You do the talking. - Me? 564 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:48,588 - Eugene will know me. - Don't worry. 565 00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:52,383 When they see this, nobody will have to say a word. 566 00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:54,844 What's the matter? 567 00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:58,348 I don't know. 568 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:03,561 - You sure you wanna do this? - Why? 569 00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:05,021 Don't you? 570 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,401 Fuck it, let's go down the shore. 571 00:42:15,741 --> 00:42:18,618 Let's do it before the crank wears off. 572 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:24,832 - Ace high flush. - Flush talks. 573 00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,044 Anybody want a drink? 574 00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:31,881 Nobody fucking move! 575 00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:36,261 Take it easy, all right? 576 00:42:36,428 --> 00:42:37,762 - Shit. - Shut up! 577 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,765 Empty your pockets. All of you! 578 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:44,310 - Come on! - Very bad, boys. Very bad. 579 00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:48,481 This is a low-level game. All you'll get is practice. 580 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:52,110 - You hear what he said? Shut up! - Take it easy. 581 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,113 You know who you're robbing? 582 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:59,242 - Give me your watch. - Leave while you look good. 583 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,077 Just give it to him. 584 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:05,123 Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan. 585 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,792 Shut up! Stop fucking looking at me! 586 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,586 Come on, hurry up! 587 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,421 Let's get out of here! 588 00:43:19,888 --> 00:43:23,641 If you can keep your head while those around you can't... 589 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:53,129 - Where the fuck is he? - Shit. 590 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,465 Shit, come on! 591 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:04,474 - Get the fuck out! - What are you doing? This is my... 592 00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:12,065 Jackie! 593 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,524 Jackie! 594 00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:17,987 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 595 00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,989 Hey, cocksucker. 596 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:28,164 Chris, please. We didn't know you were in there. 597 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,583 We're with Ralphie. 598 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,210 Please? 599 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:55,692 If you're one of many men with erectile dysfunction... 600 00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:58,361 ...you know it's no laughing matter. 601 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:02,865 You might not know treatment is covered by most medical plans... 602 00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:07,203 Dr. Freid. I'm sorry. Your service said it was an emergency. 603 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:10,498 Hello. 604 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,584 Jesus Christ. 605 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:17,922 Not again, Tony. I can't keep doing this. 606 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:20,383 I'm in the middle of a comm... 607 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:25,221 Can't he go to the emergency room? I thought he had a green card. 608 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,270 You'll make him hit an artery! 609 00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:34,897 Relax, let the sedative do its job. 610 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:37,900 Be glad they didn't hit nothing important. 611 00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:42,655 - This prick is really a doctor? - Close. I'm a prick doctor. Get it? 612 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,241 Maybe he can give you a bulge. 613 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,619 Doc, see if you can remove this ladies' underwear. 614 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,746 Ah! 615 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:52,415 It'll be all right. 616 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,592 Little motherfucker. He's going, bigtime. 617 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,845 - Sure it was Jackie Jr? - I'll do him tonight. 618 00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:07,430 - No, you're not. - Why? 619 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,807 - Because I said so. - Why? 620 00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:14,270 - I don't gotta explain. - Because he's Jackie Aprile's kid? 621 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:17,106 You're not gonna let this go. You can't! 622 00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:20,443 He shot at me, tried to kill Furio. We're made! 623 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:23,196 Everyone you whack, you risk exposure. 624 00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:26,532 The feds ask for major murder for Christmas. 625 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:30,119 - You're a fucking hypocrite. - What did you say? 626 00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:32,371 You preach this wise-guy shit... 627 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:36,292 ...meanwhile we're the only ones who play by the rules. 628 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,461 I loved you. 629 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,797 What happens, I decide. 630 00:46:41,089 --> 00:46:44,050 You don't love me, that hurts, but too bad. 631 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:48,095 Because you don't gotta love me. But you will respect me. 632 00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:11,828 Ralph Cifaretto's here. 633 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,330 What'd we say? 634 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:29,220 - Ton. - How you doing? 635 00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,849 - It's terrible, huh? - Yeah. 636 00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:37,103 Ro's going nuts. She knows he hangs around with Dino. 637 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,356 - Any word from her son? - No, no. 638 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:43,693 All right, come on. 639 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,241 This kid. 640 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:55,872 - He did a terrible thing. - Terrible. 641 00:47:56,874 --> 00:48:01,377 - Your fucking card game. - I know you're close to the family. 642 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:05,256 No, I feel for you. You're living under the same roof. 643 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,592 And it was my card game. 644 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,721 But what happened to Sunshine... 645 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,764 ...is a disgrace. 646 00:48:17,769 --> 00:48:20,229 But to tell you the truth, Tony... 647 00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:25,735 ...I wanna give the kid a pass. 648 00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:28,112 Yeah? 649 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,824 It's just me though. I know you got bigger concerns. 650 00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:34,410 You're the boss, and... 651 00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:37,788 I'll make sure your orders are done. 652 00:48:37,956 --> 00:48:41,792 I think you should go with your instincts on this, Ralph. 653 00:48:43,211 --> 00:48:44,587 You do? 654 00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:51,093 But Furio took a hit. Chris. These are made men. 655 00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:55,097 I'll make sure they respect your decision. 656 00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:58,351 Because I'm sure you'll do the right thing. 657 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:01,270 That's why I made you captain. 658 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,108 This is Rosalie's kid. 659 00:49:09,988 --> 00:49:15,785 That's why I'll understand if you give him a pass. Everybody else will too. 660 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:21,540 Who cares about shit they don't have the balls to say to your face? 661 00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:27,672 Kid disrespected you. 662 00:49:30,467 --> 00:49:33,844 But they don't have to live with your commitments. 663 00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:40,393 But, hey, the decision goes the other way? 664 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:44,647 The one thing you cannot do, Ralph, you cannot do... 665 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,149 ...is blame yourself. 666 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:50,987 You took this kid under your wing. 667 00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:54,281 You schooled him as best you could. 668 00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:56,575 Didn't you? 669 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,792 Jack spoiled him. 670 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:08,170 I think this is yours. 671 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:13,175 The stupid kid was carrying it around during the holidays. 672 00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:53,883 She wanted me to fucking kill her. 673 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,093 Like suicide by cop. 674 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,929 So she set me up? 675 00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:02,308 She saw me as only a fucking hammer? 676 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,226 She loved you. 677 00:51:06,229 --> 00:51:09,899 She looked so good too, that day in your office. 678 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:15,112 Just another Irina with a college degree. 679 00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:16,781 Ask yourself. 680 00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:22,995 How did you recognize in Gloria, under her layers of sophistication... 681 00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:28,584 ...this deeply wounded, angry being that would let you replicate... 682 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,420 ...your relationship with your mother? 683 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:35,758 I don't wanna fuck my mother. You're never gonna convince me. 684 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,510 Not fuck. 685 00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,929 Try to please her. 686 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,931 Try to win her love. 687 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,266 Forty fucking years old. 688 00:51:44,434 --> 00:51:48,604 We need to repeat what's familiar, even if it's bad for us. 689 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,941 Gloria's need for drama. 690 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:56,320 The selfishness. The incessant self-regard. 691 00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:58,948 At one time... 692 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:02,618 ...in your mother's hands, it passed for love. 693 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:07,623 All right, look. You're her doctor. You tell me. 694 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,126 Do I gotta worry about this broad? 695 00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:13,129 She says she's gonna tell Carmela about us. 696 00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,923 I honestly can't predict. 697 00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,635 We should deal with... 698 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:23,639 ...why are you so attracted to dangerous relationships? 699 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,851 Why do you put your marriage in such danger? 700 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:32,064 - Maybe I'm looking for a way out. - Anthony. 701 00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:36,694 - You'll never leave your wife. - Bullshit. There's a limit. 702 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:40,156 She might leave you, but you'll never leave her. 703 00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:44,660 Despite your mothering... 704 00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:49,582 ...you made one good decision in your life vis-à-vis women. 705 00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:51,834 You won't throw that over. 706 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:55,921 Your own selfishness is too strong to let that happen. 707 00:52:56,089 --> 00:52:58,007 All right. All right. 708 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:04,013 Actually, in spite of everything you're a very conventional man. 709 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,764 I said all right. 710 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:08,851 We have to stop now. 711 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:26,619 - Got pep, I'll give it that. - Zero to 60 in under seven seconds. 712 00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:40,049 What's the matter, you don't like me? 713 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:48,515 I'm not back, they call the cops, standard operating procedure. 714 00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:53,646 Here's standard operating procedure. Stay away from Tony Soprano. 715 00:53:53,813 --> 00:53:57,942 Shut the fuck up and listen. It's over, capisce? 716 00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:00,402 Over and done. 717 00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:04,990 You call or go anywhere near him or his family... 718 00:54:05,158 --> 00:54:09,578 ...and they'll be scraping your nipples off these leather seats. 719 00:54:09,746 --> 00:54:12,164 And here's the point to remember. 720 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:17,169 My face is the last one you'll see. Not Tony's. 721 00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:20,172 We understand each other? 722 00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:23,425 It won't be cinematic. 723 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,449 Any word, anything? 724 00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:50,828 He probably went down to Florida. 725 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,206 Ro, I'm sure he's fine. 726 00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:56,625 Ro, come on. 727 00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:01,338 Sit down. 728 00:55:10,473 --> 00:55:11,724 Look. 729 00:55:13,226 --> 00:55:16,729 - This will be hard for you to hear. - Jesus Christ! 730 00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:20,357 No, it's okay. It's okay, it's just... 731 00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:25,237 ...he has a very serious drug problem. 732 00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:26,655 What? 733 00:55:28,366 --> 00:55:32,328 It's coke. He may owe some money to dealers. 734 00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:37,499 - Oh, my God. - I didn't wanna tell you. 735 00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:40,878 Look, we're doing everything we can. 736 00:55:45,925 --> 00:55:47,676 We're gonna find him. 737 00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:49,928 We'll get him help. 738 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,514 We'll get him to rehab. 739 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:59,063 Let's just hope he's not too far gone. 740 00:56:23,421 --> 00:56:25,672 Something smells good. 741 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,719 Lemon snaps for the bake sale at church. 742 00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:42,064 You look good. 743 00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:45,484 I went to step today. 744 00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:51,990 Is that why you don't have these looney-tune moods when you exercise? 745 00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:56,578 Where's your ring? 746 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:03,252 I had to get it sized. It's a little big. 747 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:30,946 Hi, it's me. I'll be home in about twenty minutes. 748 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:34,950 Yeah, I picked up the stuffed shells. 749 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:38,662 No, the Celantano's, you just gotta heat them up.