1 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:12,800 # You woke up this morning # 2 00:00:12,835 --> 00:00:15,265 # Got yourself a gun # 3 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:20,400 # Your momma always said you'd be the Chosen One # 4 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,800 # She said you're... you're one in a million # 5 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:25,100 # You've got to burn to shine # 6 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,100 # But you were born under a bad sign # 7 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,900 # With a blue moon in your eyes # 8 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,800 # When you woke up this morning # 9 00:00:33,835 --> 00:00:36,600 # And all that love had gone # 10 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:39,800 # Your papa never told you about # 11 00:00:39,835 --> 00:00:42,265 # Right and wrong # 12 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:44,600 # But you're... you're lookin' good, baby # 13 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:47,000 # I believe that you're feelin' fine # 14 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:49,700 # Shame about it, born under a bad sign # 15 00:00:49,735 --> 00:00:52,165 # With a blue moon in your eyes # 16 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,465 - # So sing it now # - # Woke up this morning # 17 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:59,100 # Got a blue moon... got a blue moon in your eyes, yeah # 18 00:00:59,135 --> 00:01:01,100 # Woke up this morning # 19 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:05,850 # You say you woke up this morning # 20 00:01:05,885 --> 00:01:08,565 # The world turned upside down # 21 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,800 # Lordy, well, things ain't been the same # 22 00:01:10,835 --> 00:01:14,100 # Since the blues walked in our town # 23 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,500 # But you're... but you're one in a million # 24 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,300 # 'Cause you got that shotgun shine # 25 00:01:19,335 --> 00:01:22,000 # Shame about it, born under a bad sign # 26 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,000 # With a blue moon in your eyes, yeah # 27 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:28,000 # Woke up this morning # 28 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:31,200 - # Uh-huh # - # And got yourself a gun # 29 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:34,200 - # Woke up this morning # - # Got yourself a gun # 30 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:36,800 - # Uh-huh # - # Got yourself a gun. # 31 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,800 Ah, that's so funny! Ha ha. 32 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,500 No, it isn't! You just poked me in the eye! 33 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,800 Well, you poked me first. 34 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:22,000 I can't find the thing. 35 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,200 Here. 36 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,100 I don't know what the fuck happened to the DeWalt. 37 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,465 Everything disappears around here. 38 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,600 Especially now that I'm outta the house. She lets everything go. 39 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:42,500 Stop, stop, Uncle Tony! It's freezing cold! 40 00:02:42,535 --> 00:02:44,700 Uncle Tony, knock it off! 41 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,500 She wants to talk to me about somethin'. 42 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,800 Thanks for havin' us up here, Ton'. 43 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:03,700 Don't put pine cones in the filter! The hell's the matter with you? 44 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,900 - Yo, Dad, he's hitting me! - Hey, what did I say? 45 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,900 They will probably go through their entire lives 46 00:03:11,935 --> 00:03:14,100 not knowing that their father's sperm 47 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,500 was smuggled out of jail to get Nancy pregnant. 48 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,500 It was the least I could do. 49 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,100 I just remembered what happened to the power drill. 50 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,900 Pardon me? 51 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,400 I loaned it to your cousin Brian. And he never gave it... 52 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,600 - What's the matter? - I don't know. 53 00:03:33,635 --> 00:03:36,300 One of your attacks? 54 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:43,400 No, it... I think it's just indigestion. 55 00:03:43,435 --> 00:03:45,900 It's goin' away. 56 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,500 - I had an attack... full blown. - What did your therapist say? 57 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,400 - I don't see her no more. - Why not? 58 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,700 You think you're the only one that has to cut back 59 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,200 on shit they need 'cause of the separation? 60 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,800 Now, what's on your mind? 61 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,400 Mr. Wegler wants us to come in and discuss 62 00:04:09,435 --> 00:04:13,300 AJ's lousy academic performance. 63 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,200 Is this the same Wegler? 64 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:18,100 Last year... the riccion with the Billy Budds? 65 00:04:18,135 --> 00:04:20,065 AJ got him as a college advisor. 66 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:22,500 I told this kid to start crackin' the books. 67 00:04:22,535 --> 00:04:24,865 Was he supposed to do that after he got back 68 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:27,350 from the Nets game you took him to on a school night? 69 00:04:27,385 --> 00:04:29,765 It's gotta be hard for him, this situation with us. 70 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,700 - Why don't you cut him some slack? - That's your department. 71 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:36,400 I get to be the prison warden over here while you indulge him 72 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:39,000 - with the iPod, the drums... - Again with the drums! 73 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:41,400 Encourage extracurricular activity, you said. 74 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:45,100 Brand new drums, just like that? Don't even look in the classifieds. 75 00:04:45,135 --> 00:04:47,065 Just tell me when the school meetin' is 76 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,800 'cause I don't have to listen to this shit anymore. 77 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,900 That's why we're separated! 78 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,200 Are you kidding me, Tony? That is not why! 79 00:04:54,235 --> 00:04:58,400 Jase? Were you knocking? 80 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:03,400 Hi, Lorraine. I'm Billy. 81 00:05:03,435 --> 00:05:06,300 What the fuck? Jason! 82 00:05:06,335 --> 00:05:09,600 Ow, no! Jason! 83 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:12,100 Jason! 84 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:17,500 Oh, no! 85 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:25,700 You were warned, Lorraine. The money goes up to John. 86 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,800 Fuck! 87 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:47,000 Lorraine Calluzzo and the kid Jason. 88 00:05:47,035 --> 00:05:49,600 Fuckin' Philly Leotardo! 89 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:56,100 She told me he warned her about givin' us points of her take. 90 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,200 Phil's a pimple. It's goddamn Johnny Sack. 91 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:03,200 It's his message to the other captains, that fuckin' animal. 92 00:06:03,235 --> 00:06:05,800 - Take it easy. - Fuck that. 93 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:09,500 Rusty! The car's here. 94 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:14,365 I'm telling you, Carmine, 95 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:18,665 we go all out, we'll steamroll right over John. 96 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:22,800 And I predict the guys on the street in Brooklyn and Queens, 97 00:06:22,835 --> 00:06:27,400 they'll welcome us as fuckin' heroes. It'll be easy. 98 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:30,600 It's a fuckin' declaration of war by Johnny, if ya ask me. 99 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,165 - Hey! - Ho. 100 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,265 There he is. Let me kiss the ring. 101 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:41,200 How about the one in the center of my ass? 102 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:46,400 - Hey. - Feech, good to see ya, baby. 103 00:06:46,435 --> 00:06:49,265 Good to see you. Hello there, kid. 104 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:52,065 - Hey, how are ya, boys? - How are ya, Feech? 105 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:55,900 Just, uh... talkin' about that mess over in New York. 106 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Sounds to me like your friend John 107 00:06:58,035 --> 00:07:00,000 wants to force Little Carmine's hand. 108 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:03,165 In my day, the top spot would've gone to Little Carmine, 109 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:07,600 unless he was actually retarded or crippled or something. He's the son. 110 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:10,200 Come on, when was that? 111 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,500 Yeah? 112 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:17,200 - Vodka rocks. - Thank you, dear. 113 00:07:17,235 --> 00:07:18,500 Anybody else? 114 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,750 If we need anything else, one of the kids'll come out. 115 00:07:21,785 --> 00:07:24,900 Ton', you didn't have any lunch. You want a sandwich? 116 00:07:24,935 --> 00:07:26,600 No, I'm all right. Thanks. 117 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,600 Adriana, hold on a second. 118 00:07:31,635 --> 00:07:33,600 Tommy Pinto's goomah, 119 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:37,100 when I was comin' up she had the long legs, up to here, like that. 120 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,300 Famous beauty, smart as a whip. 121 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,400 My compliments. 122 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,400 Thank you, baby. 123 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,100 You drove Tommy Pinto? 124 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,400 I was at the Clam Broth House the night 125 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:52,600 he beat that longshoreman to death over a corner table. 126 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:55,965 - No shit. - Here we go... Memory Lane. 127 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,465 It's important these young guys know the history. 128 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:02,300 Tell 'em about the time Tony and Jackie Aprile knocked over your card game. 129 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,565 Oh, that he doesn't like to talk about. 130 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,500 I heard this. This is a great fuckin' story. 131 00:08:08,535 --> 00:08:10,800 He should be dead by now. 132 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:13,500 They bust in, couple of fuckin' punks. 133 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,365 Guns out. Bad guys. 134 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,950 This one is fuckin' scared! 135 00:08:18,985 --> 00:08:21,500 First of all, it was my game. 136 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:25,000 Feech has forgiven, even if he hasn't forgotten. 137 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:28,200 But it's a great yarn, right, Feech? 138 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,500 Yeah. 139 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:34,750 Actually, it brings me to my business. 140 00:08:34,785 --> 00:08:37,600 Fellas, you wanna give us a minute here? 141 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,100 Yeah. 142 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,465 So, what's up? 143 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,400 I came to ask for my game back. 144 00:08:54,435 --> 00:08:56,300 It's my uncle's game now, Feech. 145 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,100 Yeah right, your uncle's. 146 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,350 You'll still keep a lion's share of the rake. 147 00:09:01,385 --> 00:09:03,500 I'm in a way just askin' if I can run it for ya. 148 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,165 - Why would I need that? - 11 years I ran it... 149 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,200 no fights, no raids. Not to mention that maybe I got it comin', 150 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:12,400 considering how it could've gone for you after you took the game down 151 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:13,965 if I had been a prick about it. 152 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,400 Or if his old man didn't have so many friends. 153 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:26,900 I'll give you 20%, but you gotta rent the house from me. 154 00:09:26,935 --> 00:09:29,500 I could throw some high rollers your way... 155 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,100 friends of mine. 156 00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:33,965 All right. 157 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:38,700 Let me get outta here before I keep talkin' and fuck this up. Jesus. 158 00:09:38,735 --> 00:09:41,200 Thank you, Don Antonio. 159 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,400 He's a strunz. 160 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,465 He's a busybody, that's all. 161 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:00,500 He's an egomaniac, Ton', always was, always will be. 162 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,065 Nothing's ever good enough... praise, money. 163 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:06,100 Comes into this fuckin' office, starts orderin' people around. 164 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,265 He's old. 165 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,000 How do ya think that feels? 166 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,165 Can I go to the Mudvayne concert or not? 167 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,600 I've been trying to think of a reason to let you stay overnight in New York, 168 00:10:23,635 --> 00:10:25,667 but I'm afraid it's not gonna happen. 169 00:10:25,702 --> 00:10:27,665 Todd's mother already made arrangements. 170 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:30,600 - Said it's better than driving home. - She's not your mother. 171 00:10:30,635 --> 00:10:33,800 Yeah, I know. Believe me. 172 00:10:33,835 --> 00:10:36,300 Isn't life unfair? 173 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,265 So we're at the Peppermint Lounge, 174 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:42,100 when in walks these two stewardesses from Braniff. 175 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,300 Everybody's in? Aces high. Your action, Mr. Taylor. 176 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,865 - 200. - Hesh? 177 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:48,965 They're sittin' at the bar. We send 'em a bottle of Dom. 178 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,700 Next thing ya know, we're in the hotel room... me, Frankie and the two broads. 179 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,500 - I see ya, raise ya three. - You mother... 180 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,600 But this one, this little pothead from Texas, she fucked me dry. 181 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,500 But she still wanted more! She's fuckin' nuts. 182 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,400 I'm wearin' these pointy featherweights 183 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:06,200 and I stick the toe in and I'm fuckin' her with it. 184 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:08,065 I don't know where this story's heading 185 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:11,000 but we should all be grateful he wasn't wearing white bucks. 186 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:14,500 The maid walks in. She says, "What's goin' on?" 187 00:11:14,535 --> 00:11:16,400 And I say... 188 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,200 Ante up, boys. 189 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,150 Hello, girls! 190 00:11:20,185 --> 00:11:22,092 - Ho! - Hey! 191 00:11:22,127 --> 00:11:23,965 Hi, Ton'. 192 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000 - Sir Lawrence from the Meadowlands. - Your Highness, how are you? 193 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,400 Tony, let me introduce Bernie Brillstein. 194 00:11:29,435 --> 00:11:31,800 Did you get my list of toys? 195 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:35,400 - What's up? - Hey, Ton'. 196 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:39,665 Oh, my cousin! Kinda high stakes for you, no? 197 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,800 Feech fronted my action. And thank you for not humiliating me. 198 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,300 Isn't there somethin' in your parole 199 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,800 about hangin' out with degenerates like this? 200 00:11:46,835 --> 00:11:49,200 - Oh! - Come on, he gets away with anything. 201 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,800 Last time his parole officer made the unannounced visit, 202 00:11:51,835 --> 00:11:53,700 he gave him a massage. 203 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 So how's Lady Luck treatin' you, huh? 204 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:04,500 Jesus-fuckin'- Christ. How many times this guy gotta say hello? 205 00:12:04,535 --> 00:12:07,500 What, did I interrupt one of your impermeable stories? 206 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,050 Go ahead. 207 00:12:11,085 --> 00:12:12,865 So... 208 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,765 we had these girls in the hotel room. 209 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:18,100 Long story short, I got my shoe in her snatch... 210 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,600 and it falls off and she keels over. Che puzz'. 211 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:31,100 Fuck it. This hand's from thalidomide. 212 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,900 Three ladies, gentlemen. 213 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 - Ah! - Stake it. 214 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,600 - Take it. - The rich get richer. 215 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:40,500 So Doc, how's the, uh, plans for the wedding? 216 00:12:40,535 --> 00:12:43,117 Please. It's not a wedding planner anymore. 217 00:12:43,152 --> 00:12:45,700 It's an "environment and event coordinator. " 218 00:12:45,735 --> 00:12:48,600 What the hell. She's my only daughter. 219 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:51,550 She and Iris have their hearts set on makin' the Vows column 220 00:12:51,585 --> 00:12:54,400 of the Sunday "New York Times"... featured couple of the week. 221 00:12:54,435 --> 00:12:56,465 Our publicist is lookin' for a hook. 222 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:59,600 Turns out that Gillian's law degree from Harvard means bupkis. 223 00:12:59,635 --> 00:13:01,300 Everybody's got that or better. 224 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,700 If it was a black couple or a gay couple they'd be in. 225 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,100 My wife calls "The Times" wedding section the ladies' sports page. 226 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,800 So Ira, who's the lucky guy? 227 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:14,265 Jeremy Silverman, puppeteer, Children's Television Workshop. 228 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:18,100 Father's Asa Silverman, head of commercial paper at Goldman Sachs. 229 00:13:18,135 --> 00:13:20,700 - Upper Eastside. - I didn't get my invitation. 230 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:29,000 Fuck you. 231 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,900 You told me to be sure 232 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,800 to let you know when it was a quarter of. 233 00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:44,365 - Thank you, Mary. - Okay. 234 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,400 So with Wesleyan as your fallback, 235 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,265 I think we're in pretty good shape. 236 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,600 Straight "A"s at Middlebury's Language Camp, can't sneeze at that. 237 00:13:51,635 --> 00:13:54,300 Your blues folkloric studies in Mississippi last summer 238 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,850 have an almost community-service spin to them. 239 00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:59,300 I wish he had the minority thing going for him. 240 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,000 If we can nudge Lem's verbals past 760 on the next round, 241 00:14:02,035 --> 00:14:03,900 he can basically write his own ticket. 242 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,700 I'm stoked. 243 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,200 Appreciate your help. 244 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,500 Folks? 245 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:17,600 So let me guess... he called the English teacher "Daddy-o. " 246 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,500 Oh. 247 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,365 The thing is... 248 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,500 we are rapidly approaching crisis mode here 249 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,500 with these grades, and time is of the essence. 250 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,400 Could I ask a question? 251 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,300 I handed in my final list of colleges. Did you get that? 252 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,300 Yes, we talked about this. 253 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,165 So, Ramapo and Trenton State. 254 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,365 And our reach schools, University of Arizona and Arizona State. 255 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,800 I'll take him out there after I drive him around to the ones in New Jersey. 256 00:14:47,835 --> 00:14:50,800 If either of the Arizona's is what he's got his heart set on, 257 00:14:50,835 --> 00:14:52,900 he's not gonna get in with these grades. 258 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,100 I know about football, Anthony. That's our ace in the hole. 259 00:14:56,135 --> 00:14:59,117 He says he's tryin' his best. 260 00:14:59,152 --> 00:15:02,065 S.A.T. -wise, 505 and 430... 261 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,700 I think we can edge up the math into the fives in the next round, 262 00:15:05,735 --> 00:15:07,700 providing Anthony can bear down and focus. 263 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,465 He's had trouble with that before. 264 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,765 Remember, Carm, when they thought he had A.D.D.? 265 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:15,450 - You didn't tell me that. - Head on back to class. Let us talk. 266 00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:19,100 But if I'm learning-disabled, I get unlimited time on my S.A.T.s. 267 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:22,300 - Is that true? - Let's talk about that later. 268 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,565 So you had time to talk 269 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,200 directly to Dr. Rapke about last week's testing results. 270 00:15:38,235 --> 00:15:40,900 Yes. She said Anthony 271 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,600 has good interpersonal skills. 272 00:15:43,635 --> 00:15:46,165 She said his affect was... 273 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,200 now, where is this... "constricted," she called it. 274 00:15:49,235 --> 00:15:51,400 But that was normal for a teenager and... 275 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,000 all in all he seemed to be handling the split well. 276 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:58,300 This is not to say I don't get a ration of shit in every conversation. 277 00:15:58,335 --> 00:16:00,400 Pardon my French. 278 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,000 Well, still, uh... 279 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:05,765 there is this thing with his grades. 280 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,900 Do you think it would be of benefit to him 281 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,600 to see a psychologist on a regular basis? 282 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,000 You don't approve of therapy, Mr. Soprano. 283 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,600 People use it as a crutch. 284 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,200 And I always wonder what happened to Gary Cooper, 285 00:16:20,235 --> 00:16:22,165 the strong silent type? 286 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,100 Well, Gary Cooper wasn't a 16-year-old boy. 287 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,300 He was at one time. 288 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:31,300 And I'm gonna have to agree with my husband here, Mr. Wegler. 289 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,000 We sent our daughter to a... 290 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,600 an adolescent developmentalist and it was a disaster. 291 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,900 I know my son, he's lazy. We're gonna get him a different S.A.T. tutor, 292 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000 I'm gonna stay on him and he's gonna work harder. And that's that. 293 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:47,700 - I might be learning-disabled. - Didn't he tell you to go to class? 294 00:16:47,735 --> 00:16:50,765 What's going on, Mary? 295 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,065 Domenica Paolini and Sasha Caputo, 296 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,600 they were on their way to school this morning and they hit a tree. 297 00:16:57,635 --> 00:17:00,200 Nica's dead. Sasha's in a coma. 298 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,165 What's that? 299 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,200 It was here when I got here. 300 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,700 Okay, if a million zeroes can be written 301 00:17:23,735 --> 00:17:26,000 on the front and back of a sheet of paper, 302 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:30,700 how many sheets of paper do you need for a googol of zeroes? 303 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,665 Whoa! 304 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,665 Oh man, oh baby, an Xterra SE. 305 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,700 It's loaded. 3.3- liter supercharged. 306 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,100 - What, this is mine? - Yeah. 307 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,100 - You are unbelievable. - The sticker's still on it. 308 00:17:58,135 --> 00:18:00,165 He doesn't have enough distractions? 309 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,500 After what happened to those kids at his school? 310 00:18:02,535 --> 00:18:04,100 It's got sensors in the seatbelts. 311 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,800 It's part of Nissan's triple safety philosophy. 312 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,100 - Nice ride. - Are you leaving? 313 00:18:09,135 --> 00:18:11,065 Hour's up. 314 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,300 You're not getting in? 315 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:22,065 This is so deck. What is this, Bose? 316 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,800 Yeah, six CD changer. It's got Surround Sound. 317 00:18:24,835 --> 00:18:26,365 I feel safer already. 318 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,100 Carmela, this car is a tank. 319 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,865 What's the matter? 320 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:35,165 SUVs eat up more of the ozone. 321 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,300 So you wanna be the sucker in a regular car that gets decapitated? 322 00:18:38,335 --> 00:18:41,500 - I'm gonna catch shit at school. - So what do you wanna do? 323 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,200 Screw it. Can we take it out? 324 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,465 Yeah, we can take it out. Once. 325 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,900 Then this baby sits in the garage till you pull your grades up to a "C." 326 00:18:51,935 --> 00:18:53,900 - What? - You heard your father. 327 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,800 I was talking to him, not you. 328 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,900 I gotta put dinner on. Tony, I have bills for you. 329 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,465 You better be nice to your mother. 330 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,400 She's got the keys till your grades are up. 331 00:19:12,435 --> 00:19:14,900 I'll be right back. 332 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,865 The car was a motivational tool. 333 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,065 The carrot and the stick, you gotta do both! 334 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:25,400 I could strangle him sometimes. He can be so hateful. 335 00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:27,600 Well, the smart mouth is not good. 336 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,665 That's minor, believe me. 337 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:33,100 God, what happened to him? He was always the sweet one. 338 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,650 He had the concept of sharing before any of the other toddlers. 339 00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:40,100 Meadow was always sharper, but I remember the same thing with her. 340 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,600 It's like watching an angel fall. 341 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,300 What, are you crying? 342 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:57,800 Here's the tutor in writing like you had to have. 343 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,265 I had to call RotoRooter. 344 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,565 This is a cheap sound system for the media room. 345 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,500 - Why should I pay for that? - Because you took the last one. 346 00:20:04,535 --> 00:20:07,400 Oh, your little movie connoisseur friends are still meeting? 347 00:20:07,435 --> 00:20:10,000 - At least I have friends. - What the fuck's that mean? 348 00:20:10,035 --> 00:20:11,900 You just have a bunch of flunkies. 349 00:20:11,935 --> 00:20:13,165 What do you know about it? 350 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,800 They compliment you on your new shoes. 351 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,100 They tell you that you're not going bald. 352 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,600 You think they really care? 353 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,665 You're the boss, they're scared of you. 354 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:24,200 They have to kiss your ass, laugh at your stupid jokes. 355 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:27,200 What about Artie then? You're turning into a frigging cynic. 356 00:20:27,235 --> 00:20:30,165 - Whatever. - What do I give a shit? 357 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,800 I'm running a fucking business not a popularity contest. 358 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,000 "I've been thinking, 359 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,900 and I apologize for my use of fowl language"... 360 00:20:38,935 --> 00:20:40,900 fowl with a "W"... 361 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,100 "in regards to yourself. 362 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,500 You said some very hurtful things to me 363 00:20:46,535 --> 00:20:48,065 in regards to myself. 364 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:52,200 But it is still no excuse to use the vile word that I used, 365 00:20:52,235 --> 00:20:55,300 of which I am sure you know... 366 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,265 that I'm talking about. " 367 00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:00,000 - "Cunt," right? - Yes, Elliot. 368 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,500 "You don't wish us to be social friends 369 00:21:06,535 --> 00:21:08,765 and so that is that. 370 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:12,000 I still have great rigard for you, 371 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,600 even though you said some horrible things. 372 00:21:14,635 --> 00:21:17,500 P.S. I'm doing fine, Anthony. " 373 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,400 It came with a bathrobe 374 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,800 and a basketful of Dr. Hauschka bath products. 375 00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:26,900 Ablution. 376 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,200 The desire to cleanse himself of the deed. 377 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,300 Notice he still fundamentally blames me. 378 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:44,100 - Hello? - Mrs. Soprano? Robert Wegler. 379 00:21:44,135 --> 00:21:45,665 Oh, hi, hello, how are you? 380 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,865 Uh... after our meeting the other day, 381 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:51,300 I had some ideas about some further strategies for Anthony. 382 00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:53,400 I thought maybe we could meet, 383 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:57,000 have lunch, cup of coffee. I could share them with you. 384 00:21:57,035 --> 00:21:59,500 - Next week perhaps? - Really? 385 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,500 Uh... well yeah, I guess that would be okay. 386 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,600 "Happy Birthday" by the Beatles. 387 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:19,165 You know, I heard it the other day in the car. 388 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,200 They have such a good drum solo in the middle there. 389 00:22:22,235 --> 00:22:26,100 "Drum solo"? That's the basic four-four. 390 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,600 You know Ringo was not their original drummer. That was Pete Best. 391 00:22:32,635 --> 00:22:34,900 And they fired him. 392 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,100 He put out his own album... "Best of the Beatles. " 393 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,100 Sad. 394 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,800 So, is this what they call common ground? 395 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:49,100 Just trying to have a civilized conversation. 396 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,000 Can I go to my room? I'm full. 397 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:53,165 Am I so horrible? 398 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:56,965 You are not horrible. Get over yourself. 399 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,400 "Over myself"? What is that supposed to mean? 400 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:04,800 Just go, do me a big favor. 401 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,400 If you're gonna be a martyr, obviously I'll sit here. 402 00:23:09,435 --> 00:23:12,000 No, go. Put your plate in the sink. 403 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,300 200. 404 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,365 Two to go. 405 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,665 - See, and raise four. - Call. 406 00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:37,600 Tony, you liking the Escalade? I can't keep them on the lot. 407 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,165 I love it... 408 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,500 after I pulled out that global positioning shit. 409 00:23:42,535 --> 00:23:43,600 Oh, right. 410 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:47,300 Always got his eye on the big picture. 411 00:23:47,335 --> 00:23:49,065 Up to you. 412 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:52,000 I think you got that ace and I'm not paying you for it. 413 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,800 - Aces over. - Three threes, my man. 414 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,900 Paulie wins. Cards, please. 415 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,400 You, fuck you. 416 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,150 They used to be a great tax loophole, those SUVs. 417 00:24:03,185 --> 00:24:06,342 Told all my clients, write it off on your business. 418 00:24:06,377 --> 00:24:09,500 Accountant dies, goes to heaven same time as the Pope. 419 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:11,200 St. Peter says "Come on in!" 420 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:13,265 Then he shows the Pope to this shithouse. 421 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,300 That's where he's gonna live, and he gives him a crust of bread. 422 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,050 Then he shows the C.P.A. where he's gonna live. 423 00:24:19,085 --> 00:24:21,665 It's a fuckin' mansion... servants, broads. 424 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:26,000 Pope says "He gets a mansion and I get a hovel?" 425 00:24:26,035 --> 00:24:28,167 St. Peter says "Your Holiness, 426 00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:30,251 we got hundreds of popes up here. 427 00:24:30,286 --> 00:24:32,300 This is the first Jewish accountant!" 428 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 I used to be able to write off condoms. 429 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,900 What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane? 430 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 A Boring 747. 431 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:13,700 All right, all right, bet two. 432 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:18,000 Algebra, huh? 433 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,900 Listen, 434 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,865 I have been doing some thinking. 435 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,700 I've decided to let you stay in the city after the concert. 436 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,300 How come? 437 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,300 On one condition, though... no Hudson Suites. 438 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,150 I talked to Mead, she said that you can sleep over at her apartment. 439 00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:43,900 I will give you cab fare. When the concert's over, go straight up there. 440 00:25:43,935 --> 00:25:46,700 Sunday morning, I want you home 10:30 sharp. 441 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,800 Thanks. 442 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,500 Don't stay up too late. 443 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,500 Come on! Go, go, go! Hurry! 444 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,700 So, you guys like your job? 445 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:14,100 Beemer, space 43. 446 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,450 # Siman tov umazel tov, umazel tov v'siman tov # 447 00:26:21,485 --> 00:26:24,392 # Siman tov umazel tov, umazel tov v'siman tov # 448 00:26:24,427 --> 00:26:27,300 # Siman tov umazel tov, umazel tov v'siman tov # 449 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:30,217 # Y'hei lanu... # 450 00:26:30,252 --> 00:26:33,065 Asa, come on! 451 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,950 #... Ul'chol yisra-el # 452 00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:38,800 # Y'hei lanu y'hei lanu # 453 00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:42,065 # Ul'chol yisra-el # 454 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:45,000 # Siman tov umazel tov, umazel tov v'siman tov # 455 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:48,050 # Siman tov umazel tov, umazel tov v'siman tov # 456 00:26:48,085 --> 00:26:51,000 # Siman tov umazel tov, umazel tov v'siman tov # 457 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,800 # Y'hei lanu # 458 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:57,000 # Y'hei lanu y'hei lanu... # 459 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:01,300 Can I have your attention? 460 00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:06,400 Apparently there's been an armed robbery. 461 00:27:06,435 --> 00:27:09,800 Some automobiles were taken. 462 00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:14,765 They left all the American cars! 463 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,850 - Oh my God. - I think his skull is broken. 464 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,900 - Oh my God! - I'm a doctor, let me in there. 465 00:27:18,935 --> 00:27:20,900 Brooke, our car is gone. 466 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,800 Now who's a genius for keeping his Regal? 467 00:27:23,835 --> 00:27:25,900 Asa, they got the SL. 468 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,265 That was a fucking SL55 convertible. 469 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:33,700 You know how long my brother was on the waiting list for that thing? 470 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,400 A motherfucking year. 471 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,500 You want to go back to that? 472 00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:45,800 Yes, I wanna go back to that! 473 00:27:45,835 --> 00:27:47,800 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. 474 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:50,100 - How was Mudvayne? - They rocked. 475 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,800 Look, I... I don't think I'll be able to make it up there. 476 00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:56,265 What are you talking about? You know mom's gonna call here. 477 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,300 I'm a total dick if I leave here. Just tell mom I'm on my way up. 478 00:27:59,335 --> 00:28:01,265 She's just gonna call back. 479 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,400 Come on, when do I ever ask you for anything? 480 00:28:03,435 --> 00:28:05,565 All right, you better stay there. 481 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,400 Be home on time tomorrow. I don't want any shit from mom. 482 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,500 Frida, why do you and Diego have separate houses? 483 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,500 Because we are two different people, 484 00:28:15,535 --> 00:28:17,000 but our love makes us into one. 485 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:49,300 - Hello? - Mead, hi. 486 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,000 Is your brother there? He's not answering his cell. 487 00:28:52,035 --> 00:28:54,965 - I know, he's asleep. - What? 488 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,500 I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but he was pretty zapped. 489 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,500 I knew it. Is he all right? 490 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,265 Mom, he's fine. 491 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:04,000 Just wait until you have children. 492 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:06,500 Not me, I'm never having kids. 493 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,865 So, how are things going? 494 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,900 We're in the middle of a movie, Mom. 495 00:29:12,935 --> 00:29:15,600 Oh, I'm sorry. Good night. 496 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,600 Good night. 497 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,965 Come on, light the fucker up. 498 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,500 - Give me the lighter. - It's on the table. 499 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,265 All right, go, go, go, go, go! 500 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:43,200 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 501 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:45,400 Go! Hold it! Hold it! 502 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,665 Open up, it's me. 503 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,300 Come on, open the fucking door! 504 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:58,400 Where's the patient? 505 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:12,700 I got a new easel, new oils, I'm ready to go. 506 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,200 Salut. 507 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,265 Oh, the wedding? Wh... what, do you got everybody outside? 508 00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:28,500 - Ushers and everybody? Bring 'em in... - It's a fucking disaster. 509 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:29,800 - What? - Somebody hit us. 510 00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:31,965 They stole all the fucking cars. 511 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,600 I had to sedate my own little girl at her wedding. 512 00:30:34,635 --> 00:30:36,300 Jesus. 513 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,000 Yeah, they had one of those... what do you call it, those car carrier things? 514 00:30:40,035 --> 00:30:42,165 And it was a very well coordinated operation. 515 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,900 The cops are on it, but how much faith have I got in that? 516 00:30:44,935 --> 00:30:47,567 You gotta help me before they're chopped! 517 00:30:47,602 --> 00:30:50,165 I'm not really in that business, Ira. 518 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,465 Asa's brother's Benz was taken. This special thing. 519 00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:57,300 I'm fucking gernischt in Asa's eyes now. Can't you do anything? 520 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,800 - I mean, make some calls? - All that shit's insured. 521 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:03,065 He's obsessed with that car, this fucking Stew guy. 522 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:06,500 The asshole paid a $30,000 premium just to place the fucking order. 523 00:31:06,535 --> 00:31:08,900 His glasses, his daybook were in it. 524 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:28,300 AJ, it's your mother. Call me. 525 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,100 It's my mother. 526 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,700 I told you I can't put you through. Room 417 has a block on the line. 527 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,300 I am not waiting. Who knows what's going on? 528 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,200 God help you if anything happens like those children in Westchester. 529 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:04,150 Don't! No, don't answer it. 530 00:32:04,185 --> 00:32:07,600 My face is stuck to the rug. 531 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,700 Oh, they fuckin' crazy-glued you. 532 00:32:12,735 --> 00:32:14,865 Housekeeping! 533 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,800 Oh, fuck, what should we do? We're asleep! 534 00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:21,100 All right, help me. 535 00:32:21,135 --> 00:32:23,200 Ow, ow! 536 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,700 - Ow! Dude, take it easy. - I'm trying. 537 00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:32,050 Ahh ow, fuck. 538 00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:35,000 Oh, dude! 539 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,300 Oh, fuck. 540 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,400 Oh, fuck me. 541 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:56,365 Hello. 542 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,500 Hi, yeah, it's me. 543 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,000 AJ stayed in the city with his friends last night and he's not home yet. 544 00:33:02,035 --> 00:33:05,200 - And I can't get in touch with him. - Take it easy. Slow down. 545 00:33:05,235 --> 00:33:07,165 He's probably just sleeping it off. 546 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,300 No, I called Todd's mother and Todd came home. 547 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,300 He could be dead by now, O.D.'d, God knows what else. 548 00:33:12,335 --> 00:33:14,565 - God, why did I let him go? - He's all right. 549 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:18,000 I'll take care of it. Give me the number of the hotel. 550 00:33:18,035 --> 00:33:20,165 It's the Hudson Suites on the Westside. 551 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,700 Tony, just go there. I am... I'm so worried I'm not even angry anymore. 552 00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:26,200 All right, all right, I'm on my way. 553 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:31,565 Anthony? 554 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,700 God damn you! I have been going crazy trying to reach you. 555 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,500 - Later. I don't feel good. - What happened to your face? 556 00:33:37,535 --> 00:33:40,217 - Just leave me alone. - I want to know what happened! 557 00:33:40,252 --> 00:33:42,900 You never went to Meadow's after you gave me your word! 558 00:33:42,935 --> 00:33:44,600 - Get off my back. - You are a liar! 559 00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:47,500 - Fuck you. - What did you say?! 560 00:33:47,535 --> 00:33:49,600 Get back here! Ow! 561 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,365 Puritan Salvage. 562 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,000 The big guy's looking for a consignment from a wedding in Ringwood last night. 563 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:08,865 Nothing came in here. 564 00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:11,400 This Benz, SL55, he wants it pulled. 565 00:34:11,435 --> 00:34:13,000 I'll make some calls. 566 00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:25,400 - Where is he? - In his room. 567 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,800 What happened to your leg? 568 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,465 He lied to me, Tony, which means that they both lied. 569 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:34,800 She's covering for him. It's what sisters are supposed to do. 570 00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:37,300 Of course, right. 571 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:41,400 - He cursed at me. Oh my God. - What did he say? 572 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,900 - He's asleep. - Not anymore. 573 00:34:46,935 --> 00:34:49,400 Oh, hey, Dad. 574 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:52,600 I was just taking out the trash. It's garbage day tomorrow. 575 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,400 - What's different about you? - He has no eyebrows, Tony! 576 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,600 - Who did this? - We were just screwing around. 577 00:35:01,635 --> 00:35:03,500 - What'd you say to your mother? - Tony... 578 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:05,400 What did you say? 579 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,065 I said the "F" word. 580 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:09,400 You're finished. You're never gonna drive that car 581 00:35:09,435 --> 00:35:11,665 till you're 45 years old. I'm selling it tomorrow! 582 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:14,600 She wouldn't let me talk, I was trying to tell her what happened. 583 00:35:14,635 --> 00:35:17,400 - Oh see, it's my fault. - All right, let's hear it. 584 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:22,765 Well, I was gonna go to Meadow's but there weren't any cabs. 585 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,100 I didn't think you'd want me standing in the street at 11:30 at night. 586 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,900 - We were right by the hotel. - Enough of your lying. 587 00:35:28,935 --> 00:35:31,765 - I am not lying! - Look at your face! 588 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,600 If you've got some kind of sexual proclivity 589 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,400 with that teacher or whatever, now is the time to tell us! 590 00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:40,600 What went on up there? Poppers and weird sex? 591 00:35:40,635 --> 00:35:42,465 What? No! 592 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:46,300 Look, we don't do drugs, we're not some stupid dopers. 593 00:35:46,335 --> 00:35:49,265 I had a few beers, but it just made me sick. 594 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:51,900 - How can anybody believe what you say? - Because I told you! 595 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,800 You never believe me. 596 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,400 - You had a couple beers? - Yeah. 597 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,500 - You didn't do any drugs. - No! 598 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,300 Carmela, look it... 599 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,500 a couple of beers. 600 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,300 Should be grounded, yeah, but it's not the end of the world. 601 00:36:15,335 --> 00:36:17,700 What? 602 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,965 You know what? 603 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,665 I am sick of your bullshit. Both of you! 604 00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:27,000 - He can go live with you. - Don't get dramatic now, all right? 605 00:36:27,035 --> 00:36:28,800 - What? Great, good. - Shut up! 606 00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:31,100 I have never been more serious in my life. 607 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,400 Take out the trash, go outside. 608 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:42,400 What are we gonna do, really? 609 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,565 What did I just say? 610 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:48,200 - No, I mean really, come on. - Did you think I was joking? 611 00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,800 Carmela, this is normal teenage shit. 612 00:36:50,835 --> 00:36:53,265 You remember us? The C.Y.O. Dance. 613 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:56,100 We left Artie out in the snow, he almost lost his fingers. 614 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,200 And we still laugh our asses off about it. 615 00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:01,900 No, I don't really blame AJ He's doing exactly what he's supposed to. 616 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,100 He's testing the limits as much as he can. I blame myself. 617 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,700 What are you talking about? 618 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,600 You don't know what it's like to have your son hate your guts. 619 00:37:09,635 --> 00:37:13,100 - He doesn't hate your guts. - Oh, thank God he's alive. 620 00:37:13,135 --> 00:37:14,665 It's my fault, Tony. 621 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:18,465 My pathetic need to compete with you clouded my judgment 622 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:22,200 or I never would have let him stay in New York. I knew he wasn't ready. 623 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:24,100 I went against all of my instincts. 624 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,165 His eyebrows'll grow back! Nothing really happened! 625 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:31,200 No, you know what happened? I said fuck it. And you know why? 626 00:37:31,235 --> 00:37:33,900 To get him to love me as much as he loves you. 627 00:37:33,935 --> 00:37:35,765 He loves you, it's just... 628 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,550 you're his mother, it's different. 629 00:37:37,585 --> 00:37:39,442 I can't be the villain anymore. 630 00:37:39,477 --> 00:37:41,300 I mean it. And I can't say fuck it. 631 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,700 Take him. Let him live with you. 632 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:48,000 Homina-homina- homina-homina. 633 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:52,665 - Ed Norton? - Ed Norton? 634 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,900 No, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Kramden. 635 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,200 No, the correct answer is Stephen Foster. But thanks so much. 636 00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:01,000 You've been a wonderful contestant and a swell sport. 637 00:38:01,035 --> 00:38:03,100 Goodbye, Mr. Kramden. 638 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,800 He's here. 639 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,200 Hey, tarall's, expiration date 2007. 640 00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:13,900 Put 'em over there. 641 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:21,500 Have a seat. 642 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,700 Uh-oh. 643 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,265 Sounds serious. 644 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:30,500 You have anything to do with that wedding takedown in Ringwood? 645 00:38:30,535 --> 00:38:32,465 Why, is that a problem? 646 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,800 I told you that doctor was a friend of mine. 647 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,300 I deliberately used that word. 648 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,400 Are you aware of how many things a fucking M.D. can do for us? 649 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:44,400 Sorry, Godfather, he was at the game. I thought he was just another pigeon. 650 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,000 Who authorized you to do it? 651 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:48,900 And don't call me Godfather with that fucking cute smirk. 652 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:53,800 I know I was away for a long time, 653 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:57,600 but when did that happen, you gotta ask permission to ply your trade? 654 00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:00,965 Here's your end, be happy. 655 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,300 When were you gonna tell me about it if I hadn't called you here? 656 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,900 I'm here now! I'm telling you about it now! 657 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,665 That's the second time I'm playing catch-up with you. 658 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:12,650 - What the fuck are you talking about? - The lawn cutting. 659 00:39:12,685 --> 00:39:15,600 Do I have to send you a memo every time I move my bowels too? 660 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,900 You're so concerned about my end, 661 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,500 why didn't you put one of those cars through my shops? 662 00:39:21,535 --> 00:39:23,500 What? 663 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,900 Johnny Sack told me about this guy in Newburgh. 664 00:39:25,935 --> 00:39:28,265 - Johnny Sack? - Yeah, Johnny Sack. 665 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:31,000 Anyway, he gave me a better deal for shipping them whole. 666 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,900 Are you fucking serious? 667 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,765 I don't like the way I'm being talked to here. 668 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,200 What did I tell you when you came to me, said you wanted back in? 669 00:39:38,235 --> 00:39:41,600 I said as long as you don't step on anybody's toes. 670 00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:43,500 - In my day... - That's another thing. 671 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,600 I don't wanna hear no more about how it was in your day. 672 00:39:45,635 --> 00:39:47,700 You just keep your anecdotes to local color, 673 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,200 like Dynaflows, or McGuire Sisters, shit like that. 674 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:53,000 Otherwise, shut the fuck up! 675 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:01,600 Jesus Christ, Feech, I'm tryin' to ease your transition here 676 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,800 and this is the thanks I get? 677 00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:13,200 I'm sorry if I offended you. 678 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,900 You gotta remember, Tony, I still think of you as a kid. 679 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:24,200 I'll learn. 680 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,000 Yeah? 681 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:31,300 Yeah. 682 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:51,700 That's funny. 683 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,700 Come here. 684 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,700 Aw, shit. We all right? 685 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,965 Just... 686 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000 get the SL55 back, okay? 687 00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,665 Maybe I was too hard on that guy. 688 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,000 Did I learn nothing from Richie Aprile? 689 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:38,300 Huh? 690 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,900 - Nip it in the bud. - Feech? 691 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,300 - He's well liked, T. - That's another thing. 692 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,900 All right, well, don't be so hard on yourself though. 693 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:21,465 - Hey, Olsen and Johnson. - How you doing? 694 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,000 Stopped by the bakery, they said you left already. 695 00:42:24,035 --> 00:42:26,665 That's the Canali suit I promised you. 696 00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:30,400 He said you should try on the jacket, see how the sleeves are. 697 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,065 How's that? 698 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:35,500 How's that? I look better than Sinatra. 699 00:42:35,535 --> 00:42:38,065 - Very nice. - All right. 700 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:42,600 Hey, I'm having my wine and peaches. You want? 701 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:44,500 No thanks, we gotta get going. 702 00:42:44,535 --> 00:42:46,265 - I'll try some peaches. - Good. 703 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:49,800 Peaches are from fucking New Zealand. They're great. I'll get you a glass. 704 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,400 No, we should go, we should go... 705 00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,450 - take care of that thing. - It can't wait? 706 00:42:53,485 --> 00:42:55,400 Where the fuck you going? Come on, sit down. 707 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:58,600 No, we gotta do this shit. You don't wanna know, it's all fucked up. 708 00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:00,600 What? 709 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:04,900 My imbecile cousin, he was welding his boat trailer, burns down his garage. 710 00:43:04,935 --> 00:43:07,600 Now we got no place to park the truck that we got. 711 00:43:07,635 --> 00:43:09,700 What's wrong with the street? 712 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,900 Georgia peaches, those are considered the best. 713 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,500 See, he don't want me to know what's in the truck. 714 00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:23,165 Flat screen TVs. 50-inch plasma Philipses. 715 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,400 Guy's coming down from Montreal, but he got delayed a couple of days. 716 00:43:26,435 --> 00:43:28,300 I got a garage right here. 717 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,065 My cousin's mother's got a place, we can lock it up there. 718 00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:35,100 Park the load here, this way I'm around. Keep my glims on the stuff. 719 00:43:35,135 --> 00:43:38,200 - How much you gonna want for that? - Two. 720 00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:41,500 Fuck you, Feech. It's fucking parking. 721 00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:43,300 You gotta kick in a TV. 722 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000 I thought I had a plan for Anthony, but I... 723 00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:53,565 I'm not so sure now. 724 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,000 I don't know if Rutgers' summer program 725 00:43:56,035 --> 00:43:58,965 accepts boys without eyebrows. 726 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,465 So you heard about that? I was a wreck. 727 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:05,000 I mean look what happened to those girls just driving to school. 728 00:44:05,035 --> 00:44:07,317 We brought in grief counselors. 729 00:44:07,352 --> 00:44:09,565 How's Anthony coping with that? 730 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,700 I have to say he never mentioned it. 731 00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:17,000 They all handle tragedy differently. 732 00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:22,000 Actually, he just moved in with his father. 733 00:44:22,100 --> 00:44:23,500 - I don't know if he said. - Really? 734 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,100 I don't know what you might have heard about my husband. 735 00:44:26,135 --> 00:44:28,165 Some. 736 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,400 I mean, he's a good father, don't get me wrong. 737 00:44:30,435 --> 00:44:32,200 Our daughter is at Columbia. 738 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:34,900 My friends tell me I'm a snob with this college business, 739 00:44:34,935 --> 00:44:37,100 but with Anthony it's something else. 740 00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:43,400 I just know that if he didn't get into a good enough school to interest him, 741 00:44:43,435 --> 00:44:46,200 and he dropped out, went to work as a waiter or something, 742 00:44:46,235 --> 00:44:47,965 he wouldn't last a week. 743 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,300 You know, he would be drawn right in... you know. 744 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,350 My husband doesn't want that for him either. 745 00:44:56,385 --> 00:44:59,700 You met him. My husband can be very magnetic, 746 00:44:59,735 --> 00:45:02,165 you know, bigger than life. 747 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,800 And I was so young. It was very exciting. 748 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,165 Anyway, he's over there. 749 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,900 Maybe it'll be good, you know, 750 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000 learning the things that men need to know. 751 00:45:15,035 --> 00:45:17,100 Well... 752 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,500 Anyway, so what about you? How long have you been at the school? 753 00:45:20,535 --> 00:45:22,600 Since '86. 754 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,200 I suppose that's what caught me up too, with Astrid. 755 00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:31,600 Some notion of escaping the quotidian. 756 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,800 - So you were married. - For about, uh... five minutes. 757 00:45:36,835 --> 00:45:38,800 Chicken Marsala. 758 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:44,800 - And the honey balsamic chicken. - Thank you. 759 00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:48,000 - Have you read "Madame Bovary"? - No. 760 00:45:48,035 --> 00:45:50,465 It's almost a perfect novel. 761 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:54,100 Flaubert writes about bourgeois loneliness and emptiness. 762 00:45:54,135 --> 00:45:57,700 Emma Bovary destroys herself for some fantasy in her head. 763 00:45:57,735 --> 00:46:00,200 It's great. It's truly, truly great. 764 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:03,600 Somehow horrifically funny, though tragic. 765 00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:05,400 I think you might enjoy it. 766 00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:11,765 I'll stop by Borders on my way home. 767 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,500 - Who is it by again? - Gustave Flaubert. 768 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,165 Yeah? 769 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,300 Supervisor Curran, parole board. 770 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,000 Site visit. 771 00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:35,400 Where's Eddie Stimich? 772 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:39,000 He's out sick. I just wanna take a look around. 773 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,400 Only thing better about here than Russia is the food. 774 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,100 Good one. 775 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,800 Eddie examined every fucking dust bunny in the place just last week. 776 00:46:57,835 --> 00:47:00,300 Is that new? 777 00:47:00,335 --> 00:47:02,217 Uh... 778 00:47:02,252 --> 00:47:04,100 bequest. 779 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,300 Friend of mine, passed away. 780 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,000 Is that your garage? 781 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:20,200 Nah, it's where I make the weapons of mass destruction. 782 00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:27,100 Let's go out and open it up. 783 00:47:27,135 --> 00:47:28,967 You wanna see my fucking garage? 784 00:47:29,002 --> 00:47:30,800 You never seen an oil stain before? 785 00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:33,900 Let's go. 786 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,400 Here's the windup. 787 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,200 And the pitch... 788 00:47:50,235 --> 00:47:51,900 - Ah! - Come on! 789 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,465 Fuck Major League Baseball. 790 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:56,300 Ever since the fucking strike. Let's watch ballet. 791 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,065 Oh, somebody hotboxed us? 792 00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:02,700 - I saw you close the window. - What's that? 793 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,200 It's when you close the windows and fart on purpose. 794 00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:06,800 That's a Dutch oven. 795 00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:09,600 - No, in bed it's a Dutch oven. - What's a Dutch oven? 796 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:12,600 You fart in bed with a woman then force her head under the covers. 797 00:48:12,635 --> 00:48:14,365 That's awesome. 798 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,900 - First you gotta be in bed with one. - You'd be surprised. 799 00:48:17,935 --> 00:48:19,717 - Whoa. - Ooh. 800 00:48:19,752 --> 00:48:21,500 Yeah, I would. 801 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:25,100 Oh my God! What... 802 00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:27,100 Jesus! 803 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,100 That's enough. Go upstairs, do your Spanish homework. 804 00:48:32,135 --> 00:48:35,000 - In 15 minutes. - No, now. 805 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:50,500 And he goes down looking. The end of the inning. 806 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,265 Just got the call. 807 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:34,800 They put him on a corrections bus this morning. 808 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,165 This was the better move than taking him out. 809 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,800 - The man was a legend. - Christopher agrees, by the way. 810 00:49:47,835 --> 00:49:51,000 Well, that's nice that he agrees. 811 00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:54,200 But I'm not running a fucking popularity contest. 812 00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:29,400 Mommy! Look at me! 813 00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:35,900 Anthony!