1 00:01:59,318 --> 00:02:00,785 You guys speak English? 2 00:02:00,819 --> 00:02:03,185 Not some too much. 3 00:02:56,742 --> 00:02:58,403 I just wanna say 4 00:02:58,443 --> 00:03:00,843 it's been a while since we opened the books 5 00:03:00,879 --> 00:03:03,643 and in regards to you guys... 6 00:03:03,682 --> 00:03:05,240 Burt, Gerry... 7 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:07,251 as a man of few words, I... 8 00:03:07,285 --> 00:03:09,480 Not few enough, though, huh? New blood. 9 00:03:09,521 --> 00:03:12,046 - New blood. - Salut. 10 00:03:16,595 --> 00:03:18,426 Sure, we break some balls here tonight, 11 00:03:18,463 --> 00:03:20,158 but I go way back. 12 00:03:20,198 --> 00:03:22,189 And in light of recent humiliations, 13 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:26,102 it's a honor to be joined by men 14 00:03:26,138 --> 00:03:29,073 and not faggot-ass corn-holing cocksuckers 15 00:03:29,107 --> 00:03:30,768 like married my cousin. 16 00:03:30,809 --> 00:03:32,538 - He should fuckin' die! - Phil, relax. 17 00:03:32,577 --> 00:03:35,705 - Whoa whoa whoa, Phil. - Take it easy. 18 00:03:35,747 --> 00:03:37,942 Phil, you know the wine makes you emotional. 19 00:03:37,983 --> 00:03:39,780 'Cause I got an empty fuckin' stomach. 20 00:03:39,818 --> 00:03:43,720 - So have a breadstick. - 45 minutes for some grilled eggplant? 21 00:03:43,755 --> 00:03:46,223 Jesus Christ, is there nothing without this complaining? 22 00:03:46,258 --> 00:03:50,285 You didn't notice? Artie's game is a little off lately. 23 00:03:50,328 --> 00:03:52,660 Well, Carmela sent her branzino back Sunday night, 24 00:03:52,697 --> 00:03:54,631 but she loves to do that. 25 00:03:54,666 --> 00:03:56,293 Gentlemen, how's everything so far? 26 00:03:56,334 --> 00:03:58,097 - Fantastic. - Delicious. 27 00:03:58,136 --> 00:03:59,728 The delay... a thousand pardons. 28 00:03:59,771 --> 00:04:01,568 I'm breaking in a new guy on the line. 29 00:04:01,606 --> 00:04:03,073 You seem set for antipasto. 30 00:04:03,108 --> 00:04:06,134 I gotta be honest... new guy in the kitchen aside, 31 00:04:06,178 --> 00:04:08,442 I mean, how come we're waiting? It seems empty out there. 32 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,880 People like to get in that last barbecue. 33 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:14,511 Artie, you been to this "Da Giovanni" up by Troy Hills? 34 00:04:14,553 --> 00:04:16,953 - No, I haven't been. - Supposed to be incredible. 35 00:04:16,988 --> 00:04:18,888 - He's a kid, right? - I hate fish, 36 00:04:18,924 --> 00:04:20,983 but his, with the agrodolce... 37 00:04:21,026 --> 00:04:23,358 I'll check it out. 38 00:04:23,395 --> 00:04:26,125 - Ah, buon appetito. - About time. 39 00:04:34,539 --> 00:04:37,872 Fuckin' Phil. Some display, huh? 40 00:04:37,909 --> 00:04:40,605 Paid a visit to Vito's goomar, Jill. 41 00:04:40,645 --> 00:04:42,613 She still hasn't heard from Vito. 42 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:48,110 We were just discussin' "La Cage aux Fat." 43 00:04:48,153 --> 00:04:50,621 I was gonna get my cousin Tommy to call his detective friend. 44 00:04:50,655 --> 00:04:53,954 I've been hamstrung with that work stoppage at the office park. 45 00:04:53,992 --> 00:04:57,484 Vito shows up... he shows up, then we deal with him. If not... 46 00:04:57,529 --> 00:04:59,622 It's just a phone call. And seriously, 47 00:04:59,664 --> 00:05:03,259 Tommy says the guy can track somebody from the corn in his shit. 48 00:05:03,301 --> 00:05:05,326 Yeah, I saw them do that on "CSI." 49 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:10,308 - Good night. - Bye, Sack. 50 00:05:10,342 --> 00:05:12,435 - Bye now. - Good night, kid. 51 00:05:12,477 --> 00:05:14,968 Hey, I was glad to hear you say that about the search, 52 00:05:15,013 --> 00:05:18,744 'cause I gotta take a little time off for some business in Cali. 53 00:05:18,783 --> 00:05:22,048 Little Carmine's lined up a meet in L.A. for us. 54 00:05:22,087 --> 00:05:24,487 So, what is it, business or time off? 55 00:05:24,523 --> 00:05:26,821 Time off from here, but definite business. 56 00:05:26,858 --> 00:05:28,689 With Ben Kingsley, Ton'. 57 00:05:28,727 --> 00:05:30,285 So you're gonna go get an autograph 58 00:05:30,328 --> 00:05:32,819 on the weekend of the Notre Dame-Michigan game? 59 00:05:32,864 --> 00:05:35,162 I got my guys all over it. Little Carmine says 60 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,600 if we attach Ben Kingsley, the picture's a go. 61 00:05:37,636 --> 00:05:39,365 Little Carmine? 62 00:05:39,404 --> 00:05:41,668 It's common knowledge the guy's retarded. 63 00:05:41,706 --> 00:05:43,970 I don't get it. You agreed to this in the hospital. 64 00:05:44,009 --> 00:05:46,239 Christopher, I was in a coma. 65 00:05:47,846 --> 00:05:51,077 Okay, fine. I'll call Little Carmine, 66 00:05:51,116 --> 00:05:54,347 call the airline, cancel. 67 00:05:55,654 --> 00:05:58,214 I'll probably still reach someone. 68 00:05:59,324 --> 00:06:01,121 What am I gonna do with you? 69 00:06:01,159 --> 00:06:03,525 Make a lot of money. 70 00:06:05,297 --> 00:06:07,458 All right. 71 00:06:13,805 --> 00:06:17,036 What the fuck is this idiot doing? 72 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:20,434 No speak English. 73 00:06:20,478 --> 00:06:22,378 ...Brooklyn. 74 00:06:22,414 --> 00:06:24,473 Ho, pal. Move your car. We're late. 75 00:06:28,853 --> 00:06:30,821 Move el automobile. 76 00:06:33,825 --> 00:06:37,955 Rusty! Don't forget to call Marissa. 77 00:06:41,299 --> 00:06:42,561 Hurry up. Let me see. 78 00:06:46,871 --> 00:06:49,203 - Museum... - Eastern Parkway. 79 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,765 Eastern Parkway, not the Belt Parkway. 80 00:07:11,596 --> 00:07:14,292 So I'm trying to eject the DVD and the kids are freaking, 81 00:07:14,332 --> 00:07:16,323 "What's wrong with that lady, Daddy?" 82 00:07:16,368 --> 00:07:18,768 - And Carrie says... - How's the scaloppine? 83 00:07:18,803 --> 00:07:20,998 Uh, it's delicious. Thanks. 84 00:07:21,039 --> 00:07:23,667 It all depends on slicing the veal very thin. 85 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:25,676 My way... 86 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:27,940 I like to chill it down a degree or two 87 00:07:27,979 --> 00:07:30,345 and then I pull a straight razor right across it. 88 00:07:31,483 --> 00:07:33,246 Your father could cook. 89 00:07:33,284 --> 00:07:36,185 He told me when you were in here last. 75th birthday, right? 90 00:07:36,221 --> 00:07:39,349 - In the navy. - What's that? 91 00:07:39,391 --> 00:07:40,858 In the navy, he cooked. 92 00:07:40,892 --> 00:07:43,087 Terrific guy. Great head of hair. 93 00:07:43,128 --> 00:07:44,595 - You enjoy. - Mmm. 94 00:07:44,629 --> 00:07:48,156 Save room. I'll be back with dessert specials. 95 00:07:49,768 --> 00:07:51,736 Ho, Benny, Moe and Jack. 96 00:07:51,770 --> 00:07:53,601 How's the bruschett'? 97 00:07:53,638 --> 00:07:55,401 You got a quorum. Let me get you a table. 98 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,238 You guys go ahead. I'm gonna stay right here. 99 00:07:58,276 --> 00:08:01,211 My best customer, but he's nailed to this fuckin' spot. 100 00:08:01,246 --> 00:08:04,272 It's either the wine or the view. 101 00:08:04,315 --> 00:08:05,873 Such a sweet kid. 102 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:08,044 You know, she told Charmaine that back in Albania 103 00:08:08,086 --> 00:08:09,610 her whole family got blown up 104 00:08:09,654 --> 00:08:12,953 waiting on line for an oil change. 105 00:08:12,991 --> 00:08:15,050 The shit she's been through, we just had to help. 106 00:08:15,093 --> 00:08:17,254 I even called in a favor with my cousin in Manhattan, 107 00:08:17,295 --> 00:08:19,889 got her a working visa, started on the green card. 108 00:08:19,931 --> 00:08:22,263 Martina, come do some hosting. 109 00:08:24,402 --> 00:08:25,994 - Hi. - Hi. 110 00:08:26,037 --> 00:08:27,095 What's up? 111 00:08:27,138 --> 00:08:28,969 This is your cheering section over here. 112 00:08:29,007 --> 00:08:31,805 - Hello, Benny. - You got the reservations squared away? 113 00:08:31,843 --> 00:08:33,674 It's very few right now. 114 00:08:33,712 --> 00:08:36,408 Football season. 115 00:08:37,882 --> 00:08:39,816 I could watch her walk away all night. 116 00:08:39,851 --> 00:08:43,014 Good, 'cause like most girls with you, that's what she's gonna do. 117 00:08:43,054 --> 00:08:45,147 Ah, to be young and single again like these two, 118 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:46,680 - huh, Benito? - Ahh. 119 00:09:16,321 --> 00:09:18,983 I can put the credit card numbers on actual plastic 120 00:09:19,023 --> 00:09:21,548 for an extra five bills. 121 00:09:23,661 --> 00:09:25,424 We do Internet strictly. 122 00:09:40,612 --> 00:09:43,604 Mmm, the gnocchi! 123 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:48,148 I'll take your word. It's a little too rich for my stomach. 124 00:09:48,186 --> 00:09:51,019 It's okay. Just a bite. 125 00:09:53,525 --> 00:09:55,516 I think it's a lamb ragu 126 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,619 with just a scoop of cold rigott'. 127 00:09:57,662 --> 00:09:59,061 Holy shit. 128 00:09:59,097 --> 00:10:01,258 It's all so fresh. That fish with pistachios? 129 00:10:01,299 --> 00:10:03,824 I feel like a traitor. 130 00:10:03,868 --> 00:10:06,530 Vesuvio, lately, it's depressing somehow. 131 00:10:06,571 --> 00:10:08,903 Maybe they need to remodel or something. I don't know. 132 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:10,999 That menu is so tired. 133 00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:13,909 - Hey, Homo Junior! - Leave me the fuck alone! 134 00:10:13,945 --> 00:10:18,041 Get... stop it! Mom, they're hurting Vito! 135 00:10:18,082 --> 00:10:20,710 - Stop it! - Where are your parents? 136 00:10:23,721 --> 00:10:26,121 I guess she can't hide her face at home. 137 00:10:26,157 --> 00:10:29,251 It'd be like admitting there was something wrong. 138 00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:31,057 I should have brought a pair of sweatpants 139 00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:32,960 to change into. I'm gonna explode. 140 00:10:32,997 --> 00:10:35,966 Apparently, there is still a veal loin 141 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,797 yet to be unveiled. 142 00:10:40,438 --> 00:10:42,201 Please, don't get up. 143 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,003 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 144 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:45,669 That kid, I'm tellin' you... 145 00:10:45,710 --> 00:10:49,237 - Thank you. ...he was so handsome in that church. 146 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:52,044 The name he took, "Francis"... after my pop. 147 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:55,280 No restaurants in Brooklyn? You gotta come all the way to Jersey? 148 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,778 This food... it's worth a detour. Why? Is there a problem? 149 00:10:58,823 --> 00:11:02,020 Artie's a friend of mine, you know? I like to throw him some business. 150 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:04,722 Talk to you a minute? 151 00:11:07,599 --> 00:11:09,396 Visited with John. 152 00:11:09,434 --> 00:11:12,164 He said to tell you he appreciates the recent headlines. 153 00:11:13,905 --> 00:11:15,099 Rusty. 154 00:11:15,139 --> 00:11:16,970 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 155 00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:19,476 I turned him down on that. 156 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:22,172 Madonn', you're a cautious man. 157 00:11:22,213 --> 00:11:24,807 You know, some people might feel a little offended. 158 00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:28,080 Me... my heart is an open book. 159 00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:33,520 Anyway, Rusty's gone 160 00:11:33,558 --> 00:11:35,526 and we'll chalk it up to the headless horseman. 161 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,494 Giovanni. 162 00:11:41,699 --> 00:11:43,997 Bravo! 163 00:12:06,624 --> 00:12:08,592 Martina was just tellin' me 164 00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:10,617 that in Montenegro I'd be the tallest guy. 165 00:12:10,662 --> 00:12:12,527 Another fun fact from the Balkans. 166 00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:14,656 Ben, are you up for dessert? 167 00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:16,428 No, I'm all set here. Thanks. 168 00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:18,435 Martina, sweetheart, 169 00:12:18,469 --> 00:12:20,528 can I talk to you for a second? 170 00:12:21,539 --> 00:12:23,336 What is it, Artie? 171 00:12:25,276 --> 00:12:27,437 You're looking at me very serious. 172 00:12:27,478 --> 00:12:29,446 You remember I had that friend in Manhattan 173 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,677 that was gonna help speed you through the green card process? 174 00:12:32,717 --> 00:12:36,016 Apparently, it's not happening. 175 00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:38,614 - Why? - Too much on his plate, he said. 176 00:12:38,656 --> 00:12:41,181 I guess you're just gonna have to do it yourself. I'm sorry. 177 00:12:41,225 --> 00:12:44,490 All those forms. Shit me. 178 00:12:44,529 --> 00:12:47,020 I wish I could help you, but really, 179 00:12:47,065 --> 00:12:49,898 it's a small inconvenience compared to living in freedom, right? 180 00:12:49,934 --> 00:12:51,765 Yes, I know this. 181 00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,608 Get him another 'buca. 182 00:13:05,116 --> 00:13:07,107 Hey, Tony. 183 00:13:21,666 --> 00:13:25,102 You could fuck her, you know? 184 00:13:25,136 --> 00:13:26,603 Well... 185 00:13:26,637 --> 00:13:28,195 I'm not 100% in that department, 186 00:13:28,239 --> 00:13:31,367 but I'm startin' to feel the old pressure. 187 00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:35,136 It's funny, 'cause guys like me, we come here, 188 00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:37,170 we get drunk and stare. 189 00:13:37,215 --> 00:13:40,116 Best-case scenario, we go in the back room, we get a lap dance 190 00:13:40,151 --> 00:13:43,643 a dry hump and pfft... blow in our pants. 191 00:13:46,457 --> 00:13:49,585 Listen, you wanna fuck her so bad, I'm sure it could be worked out. 192 00:13:49,627 --> 00:13:51,686 Nah, I couldn't. 193 00:13:51,729 --> 00:13:53,856 But you... 194 00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:55,957 Well, what do you want me to say? 195 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,400 Nothing. It's just a fact. 196 00:13:58,436 --> 00:14:00,768 If I knew you were gonna be in such a pissy mood... 197 00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:08,540 Gabriella Dante and Rosalie Aprile came in for lunch yesterday. 198 00:14:08,579 --> 00:14:10,410 So what, you wanna fuck one of them now? 199 00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:12,746 No. 200 00:14:12,784 --> 00:14:15,412 Gab said you all went and had a meal at Da Giovanni on Sunday. 201 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:21,419 Well, I was gonna tell you. 202 00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:25,987 It was Phil's grandson's confirmation. It's a pain in the ass. 203 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,725 What are you gonna do? You gotta eat. 204 00:14:27,765 --> 00:14:30,256 It's nothing' special, believe me. 205 00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:34,601 Actually, Carm got a little sick after. Too much oil, she thought. 206 00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:36,470 Gab said I should check it out, 207 00:14:36,507 --> 00:14:37,997 like I could learn something. 208 00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:39,873 Well, she runs her mouth, that one. 209 00:14:39,911 --> 00:14:42,345 Fuck her. 210 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:45,440 Carm got sick. Nice touch. 211 00:14:45,483 --> 00:14:47,383 It was a business obligation, Artie. 212 00:14:47,418 --> 00:14:50,854 Uh-oh. Last time I heard that, I had to call the fire department. 213 00:14:50,888 --> 00:14:52,981 Well, maybe you need another fresh start to fuck up. 214 00:14:55,359 --> 00:14:57,884 I should go. 215 00:14:57,929 --> 00:14:59,954 - Oh, come on, come on. - No. 216 00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:02,158 - I'm sorry. Have another one, come on. - Forget it. 217 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,725 I know where your heart is. 218 00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:06,862 I gotta plan the menu for tomorrow. 219 00:15:11,476 --> 00:15:15,276 Fasanella, my old man's a meat guy. 220 00:15:15,313 --> 00:15:18,248 He said that the restaurant business was like keeping an elephant. 221 00:15:18,282 --> 00:15:21,740 It costs a fortune and sooner or later it shits on your head. 222 00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:25,385 I miss him. 223 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:28,915 Hector had to trim three inches off the fiorentinas. 224 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,485 Great. We can't even get the good meat anymore. 225 00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:34,089 Fucking Western Beef is leaving us for dead. 226 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:38,427 I wanted you to call their guy, but you were on the floor 227 00:15:38,469 --> 00:15:40,334 talking to the Cohens' mother-in-law. 228 00:15:40,371 --> 00:15:42,896 You can't deal with the Western Beef guy yourself, 229 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:44,965 my blushing flower? 230 00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:48,069 It's not the same from me. 231 00:15:48,112 --> 00:15:50,080 And Arthur, 232 00:15:50,114 --> 00:15:52,173 the chatting 233 00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:54,343 with the guests... 234 00:15:54,385 --> 00:15:55,875 Again, that's it. 235 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,650 It's not Hector or the meat or these assholes 236 00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:02,090 that are always looking for the next hot thing. It's me. 237 00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:05,095 Limit it to a quick visit at coffee. 238 00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:08,064 People wanna talk to each other, not you. 239 00:16:08,099 --> 00:16:11,193 Really? You know better than New Jersey Zagat... 240 00:16:11,235 --> 00:16:14,534 "Arthur Bucco, warm and convivial host"? 241 00:16:32,924 --> 00:16:35,085 Yeah, we're here right now. 242 00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:38,618 Sure, the broad strokes. Perfect. 243 00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:41,689 Kingsley's agent says we grab lunch tomorrow, poolside. 244 00:16:41,732 --> 00:16:43,962 - That guy, Jay? - Yeah, I got him out of some trouble 245 00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:45,468 on a party yacht down in the Keys. 246 00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:49,405 Ben Kingsley, can he do a New Jersey accent? 247 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,670 Welcome to the Viceroy. 248 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:54,177 I usually send the bags up, hit the bar, 249 00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:56,146 decompress a little, unless you're against it. 250 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:59,013 - What are you talking about? - You're in AA. 251 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,780 You gave the stewardess an earful when she put down the champagne. 252 00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:03,912 I just don't wanna make you feel uncomfortable. 253 00:17:05,957 --> 00:17:08,824 Relax. I can deal with it. 254 00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:10,724 Be careful with this wine, 255 00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:13,787 because the way you two are looking at each other, 256 00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:16,857 pretty soon we're gonna have to... 257 00:17:16,901 --> 00:17:19,665 put a high chair right here. 258 00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:28,037 Did you clip the daily-special cards to all the menus? 259 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,443 Hey, Artie, 260 00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:36,385 come here. 261 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:39,082 You ready to order? 262 00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:40,784 Why you kicking her ass like that? 263 00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:43,419 If you're referring to the fact that she's my employee 264 00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:46,259 and I'm telling her what to do, last time I checked, that's the way it works. 265 00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:49,130 She thinks you want her to cry. I said not true. 266 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,793 She told you that? 267 00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:52,769 'Cause you two talk all the time. 268 00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:55,363 - Yeah. So what? - So, maybe you should hire her. 269 00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:56,896 I know how to treat people. 270 00:17:56,941 --> 00:18:00,570 - You're a people person, obviously. - I am. 271 00:18:00,611 --> 00:18:02,841 And when they're good to me, they get treats. 272 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,974 And when they're not, well, I got this severance thing I do. 273 00:18:06,017 --> 00:18:08,042 It's a complete break, actually. 274 00:18:10,621 --> 00:18:12,418 I get it. 275 00:18:12,456 --> 00:18:15,448 See, 'cause you talked around that threat so much, I almost missed it. 276 00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:17,051 Sorry to interrupt you guys, 277 00:18:17,094 --> 00:18:19,460 but, Arthur, you have to plate the salmon. 278 00:18:21,532 --> 00:18:24,160 Arthur, the kid is a hood, okay? 279 00:18:24,201 --> 00:18:26,135 If he feels protective of his girlfriend, 280 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,797 you should just leave it alone. 281 00:18:27,838 --> 00:18:29,738 She's a slow learner. 282 00:18:29,774 --> 00:18:32,265 She's a nice girl, and as predicted, 283 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,777 the customers love her 284 00:18:33,811 --> 00:18:36,211 with her little stories from the old country. 285 00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:37,942 You are just picking on her. 286 00:18:37,982 --> 00:18:40,576 It's disgusting. He's a married man. 287 00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:57,433 So it's 500 for the hour, 300 for half. 288 00:18:57,468 --> 00:19:00,028 And if you wanna keep skiing, that's extra. 289 00:19:00,071 --> 00:19:03,165 All right, Eden, how's about 400 for 40 290 00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:07,075 and four more lines and then we'll take it from there? 291 00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:09,511 That'll work. 292 00:19:20,391 --> 00:19:22,188 Fuckin'-a. 293 00:19:22,226 --> 00:19:23,853 Those are some amazing tits. 294 00:19:23,894 --> 00:19:27,022 Thank you, sweetie. 295 00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:34,664 Carlo's running late. Route 23, they think there's a sniper. 296 00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:39,841 Listen, the other night... 297 00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:41,742 it's this place. You know, the rope's 298 00:19:41,779 --> 00:19:44,407 a little tight at my collar. 299 00:19:44,448 --> 00:19:47,474 Down 40% from last year. 300 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,813 - You need a little help? - From you? God no. 301 00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:53,687 Oh, there's the gratitude I was looking for. 302 00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:56,989 No, I mean I'm not at that point, thank God. 303 00:19:57,027 --> 00:19:59,257 But thank you. 304 00:19:59,296 --> 00:20:01,321 Well, listen, the other day I was driving along 305 00:20:01,365 --> 00:20:03,765 and I was thinking about your little problem. 306 00:20:03,801 --> 00:20:06,167 How about a little promotion? A coupon, two-for-one? 307 00:20:06,203 --> 00:20:08,728 Two-fers, wow. 308 00:20:08,773 --> 00:20:11,503 You mean, like you get a free spaghetti and meatballs 309 00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,942 if you bring another cheap gomer douchebag in here? 310 00:20:13,978 --> 00:20:16,845 How about an early-bird special? Salad wagon? 311 00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:19,611 This is a fine dining establishment. I'll give it back to the bank 312 00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:21,311 before I turn it into a fucking IHOP. 313 00:20:21,352 --> 00:20:23,684 Just send the waiter over here. 314 00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:27,054 You wanna help me so badly? Try paying your tab. 315 00:20:27,091 --> 00:20:28,649 - Excuse me? - That little roast 316 00:20:28,692 --> 00:20:31,661 you and the waste management people threw for Dick Barone when he got sick... 317 00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:33,754 40 fucking garbagemen from around the country. 318 00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:35,891 Of course you paid Pat Cooper. 319 00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:38,458 You paid the entertainment. 320 00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:20,477 Afternoon. We're looking for Arthur Bucco. 321 00:21:20,511 --> 00:21:23,275 - That's me. - Dave Kloski. This is Jim Hollings. 322 00:21:26,617 --> 00:21:29,450 American Express? Funny, I had you two for cops. 323 00:21:29,487 --> 00:21:32,354 In a past life. Actually we're here to investigate 324 00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:35,688 some recent irregularities in charge activity here at Nuevo Vesuvio. 325 00:21:35,726 --> 00:21:37,489 "Nuovo." Irregularities? 326 00:21:37,528 --> 00:21:40,429 Well, there is credit card fraud going on in this restaurant. 327 00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:43,331 - That's impossible. - Based on cardholder disputes, 328 00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:46,200 we show nine hits in this locus that precede fraudulent activity. 329 00:21:46,237 --> 00:21:48,398 - What does that mean? - People's card numbers were copied 330 00:21:48,439 --> 00:21:51,340 and those numbers were used to rack up thousands of dollars in phony charges. 331 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:54,208 Wait, you think I'm ripping off my own customers? That's insane. 332 00:21:54,245 --> 00:21:56,338 Were these meals actually served? 333 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:00,641 Shit. 334 00:22:00,684 --> 00:22:03,244 Councilman Carillo? That was just two weeks ago. 335 00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:04,811 So you understand we have to suspend 336 00:22:04,855 --> 00:22:07,119 the use of our cards here pending an investigation. 337 00:22:07,157 --> 00:22:09,125 Suspend? You're cutting me off? 338 00:22:09,159 --> 00:22:10,683 What's going on? 339 00:22:10,728 --> 00:22:12,958 They're from Amex. No more charges. 340 00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:16,398 - What?! - Someone's stealing! 341 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:18,765 Guys, this is like 30% of my business here 342 00:22:18,802 --> 00:22:20,531 and I can't fucking spare it right now! 343 00:22:20,571 --> 00:22:23,563 Artie, please don't curse. The minute you use profanity, 344 00:22:23,607 --> 00:22:26,508 you give them the high moral ground to do whatever they please. 345 00:22:26,544 --> 00:22:28,307 We need copies of your reservations 346 00:22:28,345 --> 00:22:30,870 and a list of anyone who has access to customer plastic. 347 00:22:35,019 --> 00:22:38,250 I'm just asking, Jay. 348 00:22:38,289 --> 00:22:40,621 Well, tell me again. 349 00:22:40,658 --> 00:22:43,286 Why am I meeting with these chaps? 350 00:22:44,628 --> 00:22:48,086 Oh! Oh, bollocks, Jay. Uh... bollocks! 351 00:22:51,735 --> 00:22:53,600 Oh, please. 352 00:22:58,576 --> 00:23:00,203 Anyway, we appreciate that your time 353 00:23:00,244 --> 00:23:02,178 is less than limited, so I'll cut to the chase. 354 00:23:02,212 --> 00:23:06,239 Log line... "The Ring" meets "The Godfather." 355 00:23:06,283 --> 00:23:09,343 Wiseguy... murdered, I guess you could say... 356 00:23:09,386 --> 00:23:11,718 seeks revenge on the man who ordered it. 357 00:23:11,755 --> 00:23:13,222 You would play that man. 358 00:23:13,257 --> 00:23:15,122 Which man? 359 00:23:15,159 --> 00:23:17,127 Who are we kidding here? 360 00:23:17,161 --> 00:23:19,755 You're Ben Kingsley. You'd play the boss. 361 00:23:19,797 --> 00:23:23,289 I heard this idea... I call Jay and I say, 362 00:23:23,334 --> 00:23:25,734 "Sir Ben Kingsley, no one else." 363 00:23:25,769 --> 00:23:29,500 Well, you know, as ever, it's script-dependent. 364 00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:34,200 Oh, we got a sensational writer... JT Dolan. 365 00:23:34,244 --> 00:23:36,712 I'm embarrassed. I haven't heard of him. 366 00:23:36,747 --> 00:23:39,739 He's from TV... "Nash Bridges," "Hooperman," 367 00:23:39,783 --> 00:23:42,217 and "Law & Order, the SUV." 368 00:23:42,252 --> 00:23:44,049 So there's a script? 369 00:23:44,088 --> 00:23:45,885 We wanted to surmise your interest 370 00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:48,323 and then tailor the part to your specificities. 371 00:23:50,027 --> 00:23:52,757 No one plays a tough, ruthless, hardhearted prick like you do. 372 00:23:52,796 --> 00:23:54,730 You got it down, trust me. 373 00:23:54,765 --> 00:23:56,596 I take that as quite a compliment. 374 00:23:56,634 --> 00:23:59,034 Sure. "Sexy Beast"? 375 00:23:59,069 --> 00:24:01,435 Now, we do have a shortlist of directors. 376 00:24:01,472 --> 00:24:03,599 We could go A-list down the horror genre... 377 00:24:03,641 --> 00:24:05,404 Ridley, Tobe Hooper. 378 00:24:05,442 --> 00:24:09,173 Or we could try to find the next James Wan. He did "Saw." 379 00:24:09,213 --> 00:24:11,113 Did you see that? Fuckin' brutal. 380 00:24:11,148 --> 00:24:13,616 Betty? 381 00:24:13,651 --> 00:24:17,212 It's Ben. How are you? 382 00:24:17,254 --> 00:24:19,449 What on earth are you doing out here? 383 00:24:19,490 --> 00:24:21,458 Oh, I don't know. 384 00:24:23,694 --> 00:24:26,959 Gentlemen, allow me to introduce Miss Lauren Bacall. 385 00:24:26,997 --> 00:24:29,989 Lauren, this is Carmine Tazzi and Christopher... 386 00:24:30,034 --> 00:24:31,934 ...Moltisanti. Huge fan. 387 00:24:31,969 --> 00:24:33,834 - Thank you. - "Lupertazzi." 388 00:24:33,871 --> 00:24:35,805 You were great in "The Haves and Have-Nots." 389 00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:38,774 Oh yes, dear Howard Hawks. Thank you. 390 00:24:38,809 --> 00:24:41,869 I'm a presenter at one of these award shows... 391 00:24:41,912 --> 00:24:43,880 ShoWest, some bullshit. 392 00:24:43,914 --> 00:24:46,940 Oh, I did one of those years ago, after "Death and the Maiden," I think. 393 00:24:46,984 --> 00:24:49,248 They do take good care of you, though. 394 00:24:49,286 --> 00:24:52,084 I have a shiatsu in about 10 minutes. 395 00:24:52,122 --> 00:24:55,148 - Wow. - But let's catch up. 396 00:24:55,192 --> 00:24:56,784 Absolutely. Great to see you. 397 00:24:56,827 --> 00:24:59,557 - Thank you. - As always. 398 00:24:59,596 --> 00:25:02,224 - So nice meeting both of you. - Enjoy your success. 399 00:25:05,836 --> 00:25:08,669 Uh, that reminds me, I have a scheduling problem. 400 00:25:08,706 --> 00:25:10,833 This meeting was last minute and I'm supposed to be 401 00:25:10,874 --> 00:25:13,206 at the Luxury Lounge at 2:00. 402 00:25:13,243 --> 00:25:16,406 Yeah, but we haven't even gotten to the particulars yet. 403 00:25:16,447 --> 00:25:18,779 We'll walk with you. 404 00:25:21,919 --> 00:25:23,887 I think this is going very well. 405 00:25:23,921 --> 00:25:25,718 You okay? You seem a bit distracted. 406 00:25:25,756 --> 00:25:29,089 It's fucking Sir Ben Kingsley is all. Lauren Bacall. 407 00:25:34,932 --> 00:25:38,163 - Yo. - Murmur, I'm chipping here major. 408 00:25:38,202 --> 00:25:39,863 Get on a plane. 409 00:25:39,903 --> 00:25:42,804 Sir Ben Kingsley and... guests. 410 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,274 Janine will take you around. 411 00:25:45,309 --> 00:25:49,803 Hi, Janine. Ben Kingsley. 412 00:25:49,847 --> 00:25:51,747 We're offering the full services 413 00:25:51,782 --> 00:25:54,046 of the spa today, including massage. 414 00:25:54,084 --> 00:25:57,986 Listen, we're thinking about Sam Rockwell for the younger guy. 415 00:25:58,021 --> 00:25:59,818 - Is that a good chemistry for you? - Hmm. 416 00:25:59,857 --> 00:26:01,950 May I offer you champagne? 417 00:26:01,992 --> 00:26:03,983 Maybe later. 418 00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:16,628 This is Yael from Cosabella Lingerie. Sir Ben Kingsley. 419 00:26:16,673 --> 00:26:18,197 I'll take an extra large in these. 420 00:26:19,643 --> 00:26:23,579 For a man, White & Warm is giving this cashmere throw, 421 00:26:23,614 --> 00:26:27,050 great for the airplane, and here, one for the car. 422 00:26:27,084 --> 00:26:30,076 - Thanks, Yael. - They charge this shit to the room? 423 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,645 - Hmm? - This is Carla from Oris. 424 00:26:32,689 --> 00:26:35,055 Men's and women's, sporty and dressy. 425 00:26:35,092 --> 00:26:38,323 A lot of guys are going with the classic stainless chrono. 426 00:26:38,362 --> 00:26:41,854 Oh, my godson would love that. He's having his birthday in three weeks. 427 00:26:41,899 --> 00:26:45,494 - But for me... - This is elegant. 428 00:26:45,536 --> 00:26:47,401 - Really is. - Take the chrono too? 429 00:26:47,437 --> 00:26:50,600 - Are you sure? - Of course. 430 00:26:55,913 --> 00:26:57,778 Is all this shit free? 431 00:26:57,815 --> 00:27:00,249 I'm gettin' that. 432 00:27:04,087 --> 00:27:07,352 "True Crime, New York City." 433 00:27:13,063 --> 00:27:15,657 Pam has a huge crush on you. 434 00:27:15,699 --> 00:27:17,428 Thanks, Pam. 435 00:27:17,467 --> 00:27:19,867 So Kingsley, they do this all the time? 436 00:27:19,903 --> 00:27:21,996 - It's Sir Ben, actually. - Sorry. 437 00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:25,304 A couple of times a year, mainly clustered around award seasons. 438 00:27:25,342 --> 00:27:27,435 How is that even fuckin' possible? 439 00:27:27,477 --> 00:27:29,411 I know. It's embarrassing, isn't it? 440 00:27:29,446 --> 00:27:31,607 - I know I have one of these. - Shelly from iRiver. 441 00:27:31,648 --> 00:27:33,843 I don't know if you have this one. 442 00:27:33,884 --> 00:27:35,647 It's got 20 gigs of space in a tiny package. 443 00:27:35,686 --> 00:27:39,053 That's 80 hours of video or 600 hours of music. 444 00:27:39,089 --> 00:27:41,319 Shelly, can I get one of these? 445 00:27:41,358 --> 00:27:44,384 - Here you go, Sir Ben. - Thank you, Shelly. 446 00:27:44,428 --> 00:27:48,694 Sir Ben, you've got a meeting with Doug in 10, so... 447 00:27:48,732 --> 00:27:50,825 Hey, guys, 448 00:27:50,868 --> 00:27:52,563 looks like I ate up all our time here. 449 00:27:52,603 --> 00:27:54,468 What do you say we catch up in New York? 450 00:27:54,504 --> 00:27:56,699 You got a lot of tables left. 451 00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:58,708 We're gonna make that work, Sir Ben. 452 00:27:58,742 --> 00:28:00,573 They're giving away a Caddy over there! 453 00:28:00,611 --> 00:28:03,136 Well, no, it's just a test-drive for a couple of weeks. 454 00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:06,479 You know, my family gave me some sunglasses for Christmas 455 00:28:06,516 --> 00:28:09,542 so why don't you have these? 456 00:28:09,586 --> 00:28:11,076 I bet they'll look great on you, Chris. 457 00:28:11,121 --> 00:28:12,452 I don't know. You think? 458 00:28:12,489 --> 00:28:14,753 Sir Ben, can we get a shot? 459 00:28:24,668 --> 00:28:26,829 The thing, the Arabs. 460 00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:29,395 Chris wanted me to take care of you while he's away. 461 00:28:29,439 --> 00:28:31,373 Cecil B DeMoltisanti there. 462 00:28:33,510 --> 00:28:36,274 - This is one week? - Yeah, Murmur caught some big ones. 463 00:28:36,313 --> 00:28:39,111 You're going to see your girlfriend over at Vesuvio? 464 00:28:39,149 --> 00:28:40,707 Yeah. 465 00:28:40,751 --> 00:28:42,719 All right. 466 00:28:42,753 --> 00:28:44,744 Uh... 467 00:28:45,789 --> 00:28:48,451 Give this to Artie. Put it on my tab. 468 00:28:50,761 --> 00:28:53,093 We're not here to accuse anybody, 469 00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:56,588 'cause Mainie and I like to think of you all as family. 470 00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:58,692 And this is very serious. 471 00:28:58,735 --> 00:29:01,932 It is, but know that as family 472 00:29:01,972 --> 00:29:03,439 you'll be treated with respect 473 00:29:03,473 --> 00:29:06,636 and, if need be, forgiveness. 474 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,471 Hector, and you, mustache... 475 00:29:12,516 --> 00:29:15,417 You got something to say? 476 00:29:15,452 --> 00:29:19,411 We have no intention of pressing charges. It's just gotta stop. 477 00:29:19,456 --> 00:29:22,118 That's all we want. Any questions? 478 00:29:24,761 --> 00:29:28,857 Understand this is not about a 42-oz. jar of Moroccan olives 479 00:29:28,899 --> 00:29:30,924 or a couple of rolls of toilet paper here. 480 00:29:30,968 --> 00:29:33,129 - This is our livelihoods. - Are you looking at me? 481 00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:35,138 Nobody's looking at anybody. 482 00:29:35,172 --> 00:29:37,902 - I didn't take the toilet paper. - But the olives? 483 00:29:37,941 --> 00:29:40,375 I'm joking here. 484 00:29:40,410 --> 00:29:43,607 I'm just saying if you don't come clean to us, 485 00:29:43,647 --> 00:29:45,444 those investigators, 486 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:47,473 well, they just might question the honesty 487 00:29:47,517 --> 00:29:49,610 of somebody that wears a coat 488 00:29:49,653 --> 00:29:52,019 - pulled from the lost-and-found. - Fuck this! 489 00:29:52,055 --> 00:29:53,545 - No, fuck you! - Arthur... 490 00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:55,558 I don't know which one of you pieces of shit did this, 491 00:29:55,592 --> 00:29:57,822 - but I've been good to you! ...getting us nowhere. 492 00:29:57,861 --> 00:29:59,829 And you pay me back with nonstop ass-rape! 493 00:29:59,863 --> 00:30:01,763 Well fuck all a' you! 494 00:30:14,578 --> 00:30:16,808 You know what? Just forget it. 495 00:30:16,847 --> 00:30:19,782 I... I'm so sorry, everybody. 496 00:30:19,816 --> 00:30:24,014 Um, could you just get this cleaned up so we can open? Thanks. 497 00:30:25,555 --> 00:30:27,318 No no. It's very bad. 498 00:30:27,357 --> 00:30:29,450 They had the credit card police. 499 00:30:29,493 --> 00:30:30,790 Those companies are huge. 500 00:30:30,827 --> 00:30:33,295 They come on tough, but in the end, they gotta eat it. 501 00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:35,696 Okay. 502 00:30:44,374 --> 00:30:46,137 Everything okay in there? 503 00:30:46,176 --> 00:30:49,543 For once I'd like to eat without you getting a call from work. 504 00:30:51,681 --> 00:30:54,479 Ah. 505 00:31:02,192 --> 00:31:04,183 God damn it. 506 00:31:19,509 --> 00:31:20,908 Motherfucker. 507 00:31:20,944 --> 00:31:22,536 Arthur! 508 00:31:22,579 --> 00:31:25,377 What do you want, a repeat performance of the Fourth of July? 509 00:31:25,415 --> 00:31:27,110 That cop told you, 510 00:31:27,150 --> 00:31:29,584 no firing guns in the borough limits. 511 00:31:29,619 --> 00:31:31,610 I brought those arugula seeds 512 00:31:31,655 --> 00:31:33,646 all the way back from Italy in my shaving kit. 513 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,152 Eden, get the fuck out of there! 514 00:31:40,197 --> 00:31:44,224 - Fuck off. - I wasn't going through your purse! 515 00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:45,859 I was movin' it and it fell. 516 00:31:45,902 --> 00:31:48,462 Go fuck yourself, you guinea bastard! 517 00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:55,202 Good afternoon, Mr. Moltisanti. 518 00:31:55,245 --> 00:31:57,213 Room 812, please. 519 00:32:03,019 --> 00:32:05,954 - Yes. - Hey, Sir Kingsley. 520 00:32:05,989 --> 00:32:08,480 It's Chris Moltisanti from yesterday? 521 00:32:08,525 --> 00:32:10,152 I spoke with Jay 522 00:32:10,193 --> 00:32:12,593 and he's working on that New York meeting right now. 523 00:32:12,629 --> 00:32:15,723 Fine, but that's not what I'm calling about, though. 524 00:32:15,765 --> 00:32:18,233 That Luxury Lounge thing, can you get me in there? 525 00:32:18,268 --> 00:32:21,066 I don't know. My publicist handles all that stuff. 526 00:32:21,104 --> 00:32:23,572 - So, can you call 'em? - I don't know 527 00:32:23,607 --> 00:32:26,599 how my publicist can help you, you know? 528 00:32:26,643 --> 00:32:28,440 All right. 529 00:32:28,478 --> 00:32:31,606 Yeah, in the city then. My partner went back. 530 00:32:31,648 --> 00:32:33,479 Friend of his died recently. Guy's wife 531 00:32:33,517 --> 00:32:35,644 is having a breakdown. He'll call you. 532 00:32:42,425 --> 00:32:45,417 That's security, Eden! They're gonna blow that door open! 533 00:32:45,462 --> 00:32:47,555 Fuck you! 534 00:32:51,735 --> 00:32:54,863 - Fuck. - I know, I gotta get it together. 535 00:32:54,905 --> 00:32:58,204 Black truffle doesn't have the intensity of white so you gotta use more. 536 00:32:58,241 --> 00:33:01,142 I'll be at my investing club at the Learning Annex with my cell 537 00:33:01,178 --> 00:33:04,614 if you have to call, but try not to. 538 00:33:04,648 --> 00:33:07,378 Sandy, about the meeting... 539 00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:09,248 - Oh, everybody knows you're upset. - I know. 540 00:33:09,286 --> 00:33:11,880 But Alonzo's coat, you told me that in confidence. 541 00:33:11,922 --> 00:33:13,389 I thought you needed to know. 542 00:33:13,423 --> 00:33:16,187 I also think... well, it's probably nothing, 543 00:33:16,226 --> 00:33:19,684 but yesterday Martina was showing off these Caovilla sandals. 544 00:33:21,364 --> 00:33:23,093 I know she makes more than me, 545 00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:25,363 but they cost like $600. 546 00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:29,138 You should get back to the coatroom. 547 00:33:30,874 --> 00:33:33,741 Hold on a second. I wanna ask you something. 548 00:33:38,782 --> 00:33:42,183 - I knew it. - I'm sorry. I'll pay you back. 549 00:33:42,219 --> 00:33:45,313 - How could you do this to me? - You were so mean to me. 550 00:33:45,355 --> 00:33:48,347 Like helping you find the apartment? Teaching you to drive? 551 00:33:48,391 --> 00:33:51,588 As soon as you found out I wasn't going to fuck you, you started picking on me. 552 00:33:51,628 --> 00:33:55,257 I wanna fuck you? You certainly have a high opinion of yourself. 553 00:33:55,298 --> 00:33:57,596 You stare at me like food. 554 00:33:57,634 --> 00:33:59,932 Well I never fuck you. 555 00:33:59,970 --> 00:34:02,097 - I go to Benny and we laugh at you... - Benny. 556 00:34:02,138 --> 00:34:03,867 ...when I fuck him in the pile of money 557 00:34:03,907 --> 00:34:05,966 that we take from your stupid customers. 558 00:34:06,009 --> 00:34:08,443 You're fired. 559 00:34:08,478 --> 00:34:10,446 Oh yeah? Oh, who's laughing now? 560 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,347 What do you think? I can't press charges 'cause of my friendship with Tony?! 561 00:34:13,383 --> 00:34:15,044 Three months you worked here! 562 00:34:15,085 --> 00:34:16,746 You think that doesn't go on your permanent record?! 563 00:34:16,786 --> 00:34:19,619 We lead the world in computerized data collection! 564 00:34:43,713 --> 00:34:45,647 Artie, you know what time it is? 565 00:34:45,682 --> 00:34:48,242 - We need to talk. - Now? 566 00:34:48,285 --> 00:34:50,150 My wife is pregnant. She needs to sleep. 567 00:34:50,186 --> 00:34:52,552 Martina told me about your little credit card business. 568 00:34:52,589 --> 00:34:54,420 Step outside, Ben. 569 00:34:55,992 --> 00:34:58,893 I'll be outside a minute, honey. 570 00:35:00,797 --> 00:35:02,628 Look. 571 00:35:03,633 --> 00:35:05,794 You're upset, all right? 572 00:35:05,835 --> 00:35:08,303 But it's not my fault that little trick got greedy. 573 00:35:08,338 --> 00:35:10,033 Oh, so she's a little trick, huh? 574 00:35:10,073 --> 00:35:12,337 I was gonna cut you in, but now you're acting stupid. 575 00:35:12,375 --> 00:35:14,843 Regular people are all fucking stupid. 576 00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:25,110 You want some more?! 577 00:35:31,328 --> 00:35:33,796 Piece of dogshit! Little, crazy, 578 00:35:33,830 --> 00:35:36,196 motherfucking meatball dogshit! 579 00:35:49,045 --> 00:35:51,377 Yeah, I'm stupid. 580 00:36:06,429 --> 00:36:08,829 Ho! There he is. 581 00:36:08,865 --> 00:36:10,856 How you doing? 582 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:13,869 - Great, thanks. - This is Murmur. 583 00:36:15,305 --> 00:36:18,069 - You heading to the pool? - Massage. 584 00:36:18,108 --> 00:36:20,076 Oh. 585 00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:22,874 Listen. You get a chance to call about that Luxury Lounge for me? 586 00:36:22,912 --> 00:36:24,903 Well, it's like I explained... 587 00:36:26,182 --> 00:36:28,150 there's nothing very much I can do about it. 588 00:36:28,184 --> 00:36:31,051 - They decide whom they give it to. - Very important people, 589 00:36:31,087 --> 00:36:34,022 like you, right? 'Cause you're a very important person. 590 00:36:34,057 --> 00:36:36,048 To them, I guess. 591 00:36:38,395 --> 00:36:41,489 Murmur's an interesting name. What's the genesis? 592 00:36:41,531 --> 00:36:44,989 I had a heart murmur when I was a kid. 593 00:36:45,034 --> 00:36:47,161 They just keep handing stuff out, huh? 594 00:36:47,203 --> 00:36:49,171 The coolest shit in the world 595 00:36:49,205 --> 00:36:51,036 to the people who need it the least. 596 00:36:59,382 --> 00:37:01,873 Look. I think you've misunderstood something. 597 00:37:01,918 --> 00:37:04,648 I give most of that stuff away 598 00:37:04,687 --> 00:37:07,520 to homeless shelters, the rest I give to charity auctions. 599 00:37:07,557 --> 00:37:10,492 - Not to your godson? - I agree with you, 600 00:37:10,527 --> 00:37:12,927 the whole thing's obscene, and it's nothing 601 00:37:12,962 --> 00:37:14,987 compared to the situation at award shows. 602 00:37:15,031 --> 00:37:18,432 Presenters get about $30,000 worth of merchandise 603 00:37:18,468 --> 00:37:20,231 in those baskets. 604 00:37:20,270 --> 00:37:22,067 That's a year's salary for some people. 605 00:37:22,105 --> 00:37:23,936 Go figure. 606 00:37:23,973 --> 00:37:26,464 Hopefully we can spread some of that lolly around. 607 00:37:28,111 --> 00:37:29,908 We'll get you that script. 608 00:37:39,722 --> 00:37:41,656 Hell of a tub here, guys. 609 00:37:41,691 --> 00:37:44,592 Sea, sun. I'm gonna make it my second home. 610 00:37:44,627 --> 00:37:47,960 - Anybody else hungry? Huh? - We'll get lunch started. 611 00:37:47,997 --> 00:37:50,625 - Artie, another margarita? - I could say no, but I won't. 612 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,288 You lost your fucking mind? 613 00:38:12,322 --> 00:38:15,223 The shit you're in with that kid, which you brought on yourself. 614 00:38:15,258 --> 00:38:17,419 Brought on myself? Oh, I suppose you let 615 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:20,122 a certain element into your world, you're asking for it. 616 00:38:20,163 --> 00:38:22,654 - Oh! - Jesus fucking Christ, Tony, 617 00:38:22,699 --> 00:38:24,189 how could you pull that scam at my place? 618 00:38:24,234 --> 00:38:26,998 Come on, you know I never would've let that happen if I'd known. 619 00:38:27,036 --> 00:38:29,402 You're innocent, I get it. I'm just another victim 620 00:38:29,439 --> 00:38:31,839 - of Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind. - That's right. 621 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:34,844 And once you found out, instead of putting him in the E.R., 622 00:38:34,878 --> 00:38:37,369 you should've come to me. He says he's gonna kill you, Artie. 623 00:38:37,413 --> 00:38:40,041 I can't take American Express now, Ton'. 624 00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:43,416 You know what that means? I have to start with the fucking two-fers. 625 00:38:43,453 --> 00:38:46,479 My accountant insisted. Are you happy? 626 00:38:46,523 --> 00:38:48,286 Life's not fair. Right, I know. 627 00:38:48,324 --> 00:38:50,849 But somehow I believed my dad's crap about honest work. 628 00:38:50,894 --> 00:38:54,261 He used to say to me, "You'll see. 629 00:38:54,297 --> 00:38:56,595 Pays off in the end." 630 00:38:56,633 --> 00:38:58,157 What a joke. 631 00:39:05,308 --> 00:39:07,572 I hate to see you like this, you know that. 632 00:39:07,610 --> 00:39:10,408 'Cause you start thinking crazy shit. 633 00:39:12,815 --> 00:39:14,680 Who's hungry? 634 00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:26,390 - Yeah? - Ben Kingsley passed. 635 00:39:26,429 --> 00:39:28,294 Fuck. 636 00:39:29,499 --> 00:39:31,467 You know, I tried to be his friend, 637 00:39:31,501 --> 00:39:33,560 I sent a muffin basket with the script, 638 00:39:33,603 --> 00:39:35,503 I tried everything. 639 00:39:41,611 --> 00:39:43,841 You can kill me after if you want, 640 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,474 - but he's a fucking dead man. - Calm down, Ben. 641 00:39:46,516 --> 00:39:49,747 He came to my house, Tony, where my wife was watching TV. 642 00:39:49,786 --> 00:39:52,949 My wife, who's carrying my unborn son. 643 00:39:52,989 --> 00:39:55,457 I'm gonna take him to that warehouse in Paterson 644 00:39:55,491 --> 00:39:57,789 - and drive fucking... - Nails into his balls. I know. 645 00:39:57,827 --> 00:40:00,352 I heard you the first time. 646 00:40:05,401 --> 00:40:07,926 - You're having a son, huh? - They showed us his cannoli 647 00:40:07,971 --> 00:40:11,463 on the ultrasound like a month ago. 648 00:40:11,507 --> 00:40:14,032 That's beautiful. 649 00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:18,479 Oh, congratulations. 650 00:40:18,514 --> 00:40:20,607 Thank you. 651 00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:22,777 I'm gonna tell you this once... 652 00:40:22,819 --> 00:40:25,253 it's over. You drop it. 653 00:40:25,288 --> 00:40:28,917 And frankly you should be very happy I'm not gonna tax you. 654 00:40:28,958 --> 00:40:32,052 I mean beside the fact you know I grew up with the man, 655 00:40:32,095 --> 00:40:34,063 you don't shit where you eat. 656 00:40:34,097 --> 00:40:36,429 And you really don't shit where I eat. 657 00:40:36,466 --> 00:40:39,162 I know, and I'm sorry about that, but... 658 00:40:39,202 --> 00:40:41,295 And your parents' anniversary party? 659 00:40:41,337 --> 00:40:43,601 It's not going to be at Da Giovanni's. It's gonna be at Vesuvio. 660 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,473 What? Tony, look at my face. 661 00:40:46,509 --> 00:40:49,307 He's going to apologize to you, and give you a rate. 662 00:40:50,980 --> 00:40:54,643 He's hurtin' too. And it's the least you can do. 663 00:40:58,888 --> 00:41:01,482 Well Ms. Bacall, your limo is second in line there. 664 00:41:01,524 --> 00:41:03,992 Oh, well I can take it from here. 665 00:41:04,027 --> 00:41:06,154 - You sure? - Yeah, thank you so much. 666 00:41:06,195 --> 00:41:07,890 - Okay, you're welcome. - Good night. 667 00:41:07,930 --> 00:41:09,625 Night. 668 00:41:13,403 --> 00:41:15,530 - Get the fuck away from me! - What are you doing?! 669 00:41:17,373 --> 00:41:19,273 Somebody help us! 670 00:41:19,308 --> 00:41:21,503 Those guys! 671 00:41:24,681 --> 00:41:26,911 Ms. Bacall, don't move. 672 00:41:26,949 --> 00:41:30,350 Yes, an ambulance by Robinsons-May. 673 00:41:30,386 --> 00:41:34,379 Oh Jesus, my fucking arm. 674 00:41:40,129 --> 00:41:42,290 - Hmm? - No. 675 00:41:44,701 --> 00:41:46,464 There's a line outside. 676 00:41:48,237 --> 00:41:51,400 Okay, push the scampi. Wholesaler says they gotta get eaten tonight. 677 00:41:51,441 --> 00:41:55,104 And don't spread out too much. We still got the Fazio party in the banquet room. 678 00:41:58,314 --> 00:42:00,407 Okay, Sandy. Open the door. 679 00:42:04,253 --> 00:42:07,017 Hello. Welcome. 680 00:42:07,056 --> 00:42:09,354 Do you have low-salt selections? 681 00:42:12,995 --> 00:42:14,553 Ahem... 682 00:42:16,999 --> 00:42:19,627 Ma, Pop, order whatever you want. 683 00:42:19,669 --> 00:42:22,137 I'm having that loin of veal. 684 00:42:22,171 --> 00:42:24,401 That's the other place, Ma. 685 00:42:30,046 --> 00:42:31,513 This the young couple? 686 00:42:31,547 --> 00:42:33,447 Yes, my mom and dad. 687 00:42:33,483 --> 00:42:34,973 Cent'anni! 688 00:42:35,017 --> 00:42:37,952 - Hundred years! - Cent'anni! 689 00:42:39,722 --> 00:42:43,021 Well, I hope you all enjoy. You're all set for wine, cocktails? 690 00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:46,690 - Nothing? - Fine, thanks. 691 00:42:48,831 --> 00:42:51,994 Benny, can I get you a Martina? 692 00:42:52,034 --> 00:42:53,729 - Excuse me? - A Martina. 693 00:42:53,770 --> 00:42:56,568 It's like a Martini, but it's from Albania. 694 00:42:56,606 --> 00:42:58,073 Hmm. I never heard of it. 695 00:42:58,107 --> 00:43:00,701 Well, apparently they go down real easy. 696 00:43:00,743 --> 00:43:02,404 Right, Ben? 697 00:43:04,947 --> 00:43:07,211 We're gonna look at the menu. 698 00:43:08,284 --> 00:43:10,479 Good enough. 699 00:43:13,990 --> 00:43:17,187 - You order for me. - Fine. The monkfish. 700 00:43:17,226 --> 00:43:19,660 There's such a strange consistency. 701 00:43:30,273 --> 00:43:32,605 - Ow! - In front of my wife?! 702 00:43:32,642 --> 00:43:34,735 Fuck! 703 00:43:34,777 --> 00:43:36,677 Jesus! Fuck, my hand! 704 00:43:36,712 --> 00:43:39,613 Shit! Oh God! Oh fuck! 705 00:43:41,284 --> 00:43:43,275 Fuck! My hand! 706 00:43:45,721 --> 00:43:48,656 Oh my God! Oh my God! 707 00:43:48,691 --> 00:43:52,855 Oh my God, Arthur! Somebody call 911 please! 708 00:44:20,823 --> 00:44:23,155 Look at this. 709 00:44:30,867 --> 00:44:34,030 I had no idea. I'd have booked another flight. 710 00:44:34,070 --> 00:44:36,129 Fuck. 711 00:44:42,411 --> 00:44:44,276 Where is everybody? 712 00:44:44,313 --> 00:44:46,110 My father-in-law don't wanna come. 713 00:44:46,148 --> 00:44:48,116 Him and Carm aren't speaking. 714 00:44:48,150 --> 00:44:51,608 - How's the meathook? - Had to be my fuckin' saute hand, huh? 715 00:44:51,654 --> 00:44:53,815 Why, you got an okay crowd here today. 716 00:44:53,856 --> 00:44:56,051 Sunday pasta's the last thing to go. 717 00:44:56,092 --> 00:44:58,219 The place is on life-support ever since word got out 718 00:44:58,261 --> 00:45:00,092 to the regulars about their credit cards. 719 00:45:00,129 --> 00:45:02,723 And my staff is pissed off about Martina leaving. 720 00:45:02,765 --> 00:45:05,529 Benny did a real number here, Tony. 721 00:45:05,568 --> 00:45:08,799 Who knows? Maybe it's cursed. The fire, then this. 722 00:45:08,838 --> 00:45:10,430 Will you stop talkin' like an old lady? 723 00:45:10,473 --> 00:45:12,839 - Artie. - No go, huh? 724 00:45:12,875 --> 00:45:15,469 He's just being dramatic. 725 00:45:16,746 --> 00:45:18,407 - How are you, sweetie? - Better. 726 00:45:18,447 --> 00:45:21,075 And Carm, the flowers... 727 00:45:23,085 --> 00:45:26,077 Tonight, only the best 728 00:45:26,122 --> 00:45:27,714 for the best people. 729 00:45:35,097 --> 00:45:36,928 Hmm, that's excellent. 730 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:46,306 Hey, be careful you two, 731 00:45:46,342 --> 00:45:48,242 because the way you two are looking at each other, 732 00:45:48,277 --> 00:45:51,371 pretty soon we'll have to put a high chair over here. 733 00:45:51,414 --> 00:45:54,247 Like the icing on a cake, okay? Capisce? 734 00:45:54,283 --> 00:45:56,376 Keep your thumbs out of the food. 735 00:46:01,557 --> 00:46:03,957 We gotta talk about your problem. 736 00:46:03,993 --> 00:46:05,824 Oh, great. Another idea. 737 00:46:05,861 --> 00:46:07,988 How 'bout a strolling accordionist? 738 00:46:10,766 --> 00:46:12,893 I'm gonna give you the name of a good psychiatrist. 739 00:46:12,935 --> 00:46:15,301 She's Italian. You'll like her. 740 00:46:16,539 --> 00:46:19,133 You know what? You go about in pity for yourself. 741 00:46:19,175 --> 00:46:21,735 - I go about in pity for myself? - Yeah. 742 00:46:21,777 --> 00:46:23,836 I gotta tell you, Bodhisattva, 743 00:46:23,879 --> 00:46:25,938 that is fucking priceless. 744 00:46:25,982 --> 00:46:28,542 Use the other door. 745 00:46:28,584 --> 00:46:30,916 You bitch and you moan and you blame 746 00:46:30,953 --> 00:46:33,046 everybody else for your problems, 747 00:46:33,089 --> 00:46:37,185 instead of maybe... not letting the Mexicans do all the cooking for you 748 00:46:37,226 --> 00:46:40,491 or, I don't know, changing the menu or changing the decor. 749 00:46:40,529 --> 00:46:43,692 I guess because you know how to eat, you know how to run a restaurant. 750 00:46:46,369 --> 00:46:48,564 On one of the bleakest nights of my life, 751 00:46:48,604 --> 00:46:53,405 after the shit with my mother and that fuckin' storm outside, 752 00:46:53,442 --> 00:46:56,138 I came here to this place. 753 00:46:56,178 --> 00:46:59,045 I sat out there with Carm and my two kids 754 00:46:59,081 --> 00:47:01,675 and we ate and we drank and we were so happy to be here, 755 00:47:01,717 --> 00:47:03,878 more than any other place in the world. 756 00:47:03,919 --> 00:47:06,615 And you know I'm gonna eat here until I fall off the chair. 757 00:47:09,325 --> 00:47:11,384 But in business, sometimes shit happens. 758 00:47:11,427 --> 00:47:13,918 The playing field changes, whatever. 759 00:47:13,963 --> 00:47:17,160 And you gotta do whatever you gotta do to keep your dick up. 760 00:47:20,036 --> 00:47:22,869 If you hate it here so much, why don't you go to Da Giovanni? 761 00:47:22,905 --> 00:47:25,533 See if he'll cook you that bland shit for your shot-up pancreas. 762 00:47:31,147 --> 00:47:32,944 I'll tell you one thing 763 00:47:32,982 --> 00:47:34,950 and this is very hard... 764 00:47:34,984 --> 00:47:36,815 nobody wants to hear you talk. 765 00:47:36,852 --> 00:47:40,686 They're trying to eat out there and you come along 766 00:47:40,723 --> 00:47:43,556 with your corny jokes and your stupid stories. 767 00:47:45,161 --> 00:47:47,459 Just stay in the kitchen. 768 00:47:47,496 --> 00:47:49,896 That'd be a start. 769 00:48:04,113 --> 00:48:05,876 Hey. 770 00:48:09,151 --> 00:48:11,847 You wouldn't believe what these people in the business get, 771 00:48:11,887 --> 00:48:14,219 totally fuckin' absolutely gratis. 772 00:48:14,256 --> 00:48:16,349 Yeah, I hear the streets are paved with hand jobs. 773 00:48:16,392 --> 00:48:19,850 Right. I scored some major swag. 774 00:48:19,895 --> 00:48:22,090 A little taste for you. 775 00:48:23,999 --> 00:48:26,229 Trip to Australia, first-class vouchers, 776 00:48:26,268 --> 00:48:28,099 some kind of golf resort. 777 00:48:28,137 --> 00:48:30,628 Looks like Sarasota. 778 00:48:30,673 --> 00:48:34,234 After what, a 20-hour flight? No. 779 00:48:50,392 --> 00:48:52,656 That's for a pocket dog. 780 00:48:57,833 --> 00:48:59,528 How'd it go with the movie star? 781 00:48:59,568 --> 00:49:02,628 He was all over us, but I don't think he's right. 782 00:49:02,671 --> 00:49:05,640 We made some great contacts. Plus we saw Lindsay Lohan. 783 00:49:05,674 --> 00:49:07,335 Total piece of ass. 784 00:49:09,912 --> 00:49:11,812 You hear Artie burned his hand? 785 00:49:11,847 --> 00:49:15,977 Yeah. Him and Benny. How crazy is that? 786 00:49:16,018 --> 00:49:17,986 - He okay? - A layer of skin 787 00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:19,885 came off his hand like a glove. 788 00:49:19,922 --> 00:49:23,153 But, they said, you know, no scarring, no grafts. 789 00:49:23,192 --> 00:49:25,888 - Lucky. - Hmm. 790 00:49:27,329 --> 00:49:29,559 Well, not for nothin'. I couldn't help but thinkin' 791 00:49:29,598 --> 00:49:33,159 if you were here watching your crew, 792 00:49:33,202 --> 00:49:35,170 things wouldn't have gone the way they did. 793 00:49:35,204 --> 00:49:37,229 You let me go, T. 794 00:49:37,273 --> 00:49:39,798 I asked you. Now it's my fault Artie and Benny got into it? 795 00:49:39,842 --> 00:49:43,744 This is what I was concerned about, Christopher, the loss of focus. 796 00:49:43,779 --> 00:49:46,304 Look... 797 00:49:46,348 --> 00:49:50,409 not many guys have had to make the kind of sacrifice I did. 798 00:49:50,452 --> 00:49:52,943 How many times you gonna play the Adriana card? 799 00:50:03,098 --> 00:50:05,225 Sandy just seated a couple. 800 00:50:05,267 --> 00:50:06,962 Kitchen's closed. 801 00:50:07,002 --> 00:50:10,165 He said they were supposed to go to the city but they had car trouble. 802 00:50:12,141 --> 00:50:13,904 Hector already left to pick up his wife. 803 00:50:13,943 --> 00:50:16,411 Plus I got nothing back here, Charm. 804 00:50:16,445 --> 00:50:18,504 They already opened the bottle. 805 00:50:29,225 --> 00:50:31,125 They're gonna have to eat what I give them. 806 00:51:23,812 --> 00:51:26,975 Arthur, a lot of people don't like rabbit. 807 00:51:27,016 --> 00:51:28,506 My grandfather's way. 808 00:51:28,550 --> 00:51:30,245 Only with Provençal elements I been thinking about. 809 00:51:30,286 --> 00:51:32,811 I thought you were taking it to him at the home. 810 00:51:32,855 --> 00:51:36,621 Okay... out. I wanna get outta here tonight.