1 00:01:57,083 --> 00:02:00,086 Mr. Soprano? 2 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:02,589 Yeah. 3 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:15,101 Have a seat. 4 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:46,633 My understanding from dr. Cusamano, 5 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:49,636 your family physician, is that you collapsed. 6 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:52,138 Possibly a panic attack. 7 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:54,140 You were unable to breathe. 8 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,142 Theysaid it was a panic attack... 9 00:02:56,142 --> 00:03:00,897 'cause the blood work and neurological work came back negative. 10 00:03:02,398 --> 00:03:04,400 And they sent me here. 11 00:03:04,534 --> 00:03:06,536 You don't agree that you had a panic attack. 12 00:03:09,539 --> 00:03:12,041 How are you feeling now? 13 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:14,043 Good. 14 00:03:14,043 --> 00:03:17,547 Fine. Back at work. 15 00:03:17,547 --> 00:03:19,549 What line of work are you in? 16 00:03:19,549 --> 00:03:22,669 Waste management consultant. 17 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:32,679 Look, it's impossible for me to talk to a psychiatrist. 18 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:36,683 Any thoughts at all on why you blacked out? 19 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:42,188 I dunno. Stress, maybe. 20 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:45,692 About what? 21 00:03:52,081 --> 00:03:54,617 I don't know. 22 00:03:54,617 --> 00:03:57,620 The morning of the day i got sick, i'd been thinking. 23 00:04:00,623 --> 00:04:03,126 It's good to be in something from the ground floor. 24 00:04:03,126 --> 00:04:06,129 I came too late for that. I know. 25 00:04:06,129 --> 00:04:10,133 But lately, i'm gettin' the feelin' that i came in at the end. 26 00:04:10,133 --> 00:04:12,135 The best is over. 27 00:04:12,635 --> 00:04:16,639 Many americans, i think, feel that way. 28 00:04:16,639 --> 00:04:21,144 I think about my father. He never reached heights like me. 29 00:04:21,144 --> 00:04:24,647 But in a lot of ways, he had it better. He had his people. 30 00:04:24,647 --> 00:04:27,650 They had their standards. They had pride. 31 00:04:28,151 --> 00:04:30,653 Today, what do we got? 32 00:04:34,157 --> 00:04:38,911 Did you have these feelings of loss more acutely in the hours before you collapsed? 33 00:04:39,162 --> 00:04:42,165 I don't know. 34 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:59,932 - A couple of months before, 35 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:03,069 these two wild ducks landed in my pool. 36 00:05:03,319 --> 00:05:08,574 It was amazing. They're from canada or someplace, and it was matin' season. 37 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:11,077 They had some ducklings. 38 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:19,836 Here you go. Here you go. 39 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:27,460 My daughter's friend was there to drive my daughter, meadow, to school. 40 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,962 Meadow, your father with those ducks. 41 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,965 I know. The whole yard smells like duck poop. It's embarrassing. 42 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:38,104 Girls, you gotta have more than just cranberry juice. You need brain food. 43 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:41,607 Happy birthday! Thirteen. He doesn't act it. 44 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:44,610 The male and female duck made a home in your pool and did it. 45 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:48,114 - Eeew. Get outta here. - Disgusting. 46 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:52,118 Girls, you want some of last night'ssfogliatell? 47 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:56,873 - Get outta here with that fat. - One bite. - How do you stay so skinny? 48 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,628 Him with those ducks. 49 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:06,999 If you don't like that ramp, i'll build you another one. Maybe it's the wood. 50 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:13,005 Hey, kids, come here! They're trying to fly! 51 00:06:13,005 --> 00:06:16,509 - Come here. The babies-- they're trying to fly. - 52 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:19,011 look! They're trying to fly. 53 00:06:20,263 --> 00:06:22,765 National geographic, dad. Super. 54 00:06:23,266 --> 00:06:26,402 You showed us yesterday. It's great! 55 00:06:26,402 --> 00:06:30,773 Now, my wife feels this friend is a bad influence. 56 00:06:30,773 --> 00:06:34,277 That's so cool you're gonna be able to come to aspen with my family at christmas. 57 00:06:34,277 --> 00:06:36,279 Last year, i saw skeet ulrich. 58 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:38,781 As close as from where you're sitting. Oh, my god. 59 00:06:38,781 --> 00:06:40,783 Miss meadow, we made a deal-- 60 00:06:40,783 --> 00:06:43,286 you keep your school grades up and you keep your curfew... 61 00:06:43,286 --> 00:06:45,788 between now and christmas, then you get to go. 62 00:06:45,788 --> 00:06:47,790 I know that. 63 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:49,792 Good morning, ladies. Hey, mr. Soprano. 64 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:52,295 We're late, dad. Hey! Happy birthday. 65 00:06:52,295 --> 00:06:54,797 Thanks, dad. 66 00:07:00,303 --> 00:07:05,308 You're gonna be home for anthony junior's birthday party, right? 67 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:09,312 Bird man, hello. 68 00:07:09,312 --> 00:07:12,315 Yeah. Yeah. I'll get home early from work. 69 00:07:12,315 --> 00:07:15,318 I'm not talking about work. 70 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,573 This isn't gonna work. I can't talk about my personal life. 71 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:23,576 Finish telling me about the day you collapsed. 72 00:07:27,463 --> 00:07:31,968 I drove to work with my nephew, christopher. He's learning the business. 73 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:33,970 He's an example of what i was talking about before. 74 00:07:34,470 --> 00:07:38,975 Did you call what's- his- name at triboro towers about the hauling contract? 75 00:07:39,475 --> 00:07:43,980 I got home too late last night. I didn't want to wake the man up. 76 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:47,984 Did you get up early this morning and call? He's in his office by 6:00. 77 00:07:47,984 --> 00:07:51,988 I was nauseous this morning. My mother told me i shouldn't even come in. 78 00:07:51,988 --> 00:07:56,108 Bear in mind, this is a kid who just bought himself a $60, 000 lexus. 79 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:04,617 There's that guy mahaffey. Get out. 80 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:08,120 Yeah, right there next to the boo- boo in pink. 81 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,122 Back up. 82 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:25,638 My friend mahaffey. Pulling his taffy. Hello. 83 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:29,892 We saw this guy, and there was this issue of an oustandin' loan. 84 00:08:29,892 --> 00:08:33,279 Can i stop you for a second? 85 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,781 I don't know where this story is going. 86 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:39,285 But there are a few ethical ground rules... 87 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:42,788 we should quickly get out of the way. 88 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:48,294 What you tell me here falls under doctor/patient confidentiality. 89 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:52,798 Except, if i was, uh-- if i was to hear, 90 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:55,801 let's say, a murder was to take place. 91 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:57,803 Not that i'm saying it would, but if-- 92 00:08:57,803 --> 00:09:02,308 if a patient comes to me and tells me a story where someone's going to get hurt, 93 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:04,810 i'm supposed to go to the authorities. 94 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,813 Technically. 95 00:09:11,434 --> 00:09:13,936 You said you were in waste management. 96 00:09:13,936 --> 00:09:18,824 - Environment. - Dr. Cusamano, besides being your family physician, 97 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:22,078 is also your next- door neighbor. 98 00:09:22,078 --> 00:09:24,580 See what i'm saying? 99 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:27,083 I don't know what happened with this fellow, 100 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:29,585 i- i'm just saying. 101 00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:34,707 Nothing. We had coffee. 102 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:40,596 - Help! - 103 00:09:45,601 --> 00:09:49,221 security! Help! - Aw, shit! 104 00:10:08,124 --> 00:10:11,744 - Asshole! - 105 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:16,749 tony! Wait up! 106 00:10:23,005 --> 00:10:26,642 Security! Hey, security! 107 00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:51,167 You all right? 108 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:53,669 My leg is broken! The bone's coming through. 109 00:10:53,669 --> 00:10:55,671 Oh, let me see. 110 00:10:55,671 --> 00:10:59,425 I'll give you a fuckin' bone, you prick! Where's my fuckin' money? 111 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:02,678 - So you had coffee. - Right. 112 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:06,682 - ...your fuckin' face, motherfucker! - 113 00:11:09,552 --> 00:11:14,190 - what are you doing? Get over here! Get over here! - That's $3, 000. $3, 000. 114 00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:16,692 Go ahead. 115 00:11:19,061 --> 00:11:22,198 - Where's our fuckin' money? - I'll get the money. 116 00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:24,316 I know you'll get the fuckin' money. 117 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:26,318 Know what you should get? A cork in your fuckin' mouth, 'cause you tell people... 118 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,821 i'm nothing compared to the people that used to run things. 119 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:31,824 I'm sorry! - You prick! - 120 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:35,828 i'm nothing? 121 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:40,833 Shut up! 122 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:44,086 What are you crying about? H. M. O.! 123 00:11:44,086 --> 00:11:46,589 Huh? You're covered, you prick! 124 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:50,092 Degenerate fuckin' gambler. 125 00:11:50,226 --> 00:11:51,727 Go on. 126 00:11:52,228 --> 00:11:54,230 Next day, i had a breakfast meeting. 127 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:57,233 I was called in to consult by a garbage company i represent. 128 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,485 Big, what's the story with triboro towers? 129 00:11:59,735 --> 00:12:02,738 The site manager wants to renew his contract with dick, 130 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,356 but this kolar sanitation-- 131 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,358 another nationwide company. 132 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:10,863 The kolar brothers, some kind of czechoslovakian immigrants. 133 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,365 These polacks, they'll haul paper, plastic and aluminum... 134 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,868 for 7, 000 a month less than dick. 135 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:18,504 So they pay us 40 times the monthly for stealin' your stop. 136 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,506 That's the thing-- they won't. 137 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:24,009 He says if he can tell commie bosses in czechoslovakia... 138 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:27,012 to go fuck themselves, he can fuckin' tell us. Oh! 139 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,882 I give up. Fuckin' garbage business. 140 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,384 Yeah, i know. It's all changing. 141 00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:34,386 Let me see what i can do. 142 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,523 Are you sure? You over your stomachache? 143 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,525 Oh, yeah. Good. 144 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,528 What are you doin' here? Hey. 145 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:46,532 Gabriella sends me down here for thecapicollo. Best in the area. 146 00:12:46,649 --> 00:12:48,150 Hey, t, let me ask you something-- 147 00:12:48,651 --> 00:12:51,654 you used to go to school with a guy named artie bucco? 148 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:55,040 This situation came up. It involves my uncle. 149 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,042 I can't go into details on this one. 150 00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,545 That's fine. But i will say this: 151 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:02,915 My uncle adds to my general stress level. 152 00:13:03,165 --> 00:13:07,169 It's none of my business, but down at the club... 153 00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:11,674 word is your uncle junior is gonna whack pussy malanga. 154 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:17,813 He's gonna do it at your friend artie bucco's restaurant. 155 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,942 Hey, boys. How are you? 156 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,447 Don't move. Uncle jun', how you doin'? 157 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,951 Hey, good to see you. 158 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,953 Hiya, chris. Hey, uncle junior. 159 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,955 I was just talking about you. 160 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,957 It's anthony junior's birthday dinner tonight? 161 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,459 Yeah. Don't buy anything big. 162 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:50,963 We overindulge him, okay? 163 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,966 Hey! Oh! Artie, how's your rash? 164 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,968 It's itchy. Come here. 165 00:13:58,854 --> 00:14:00,856 Good to see you. Can you come over? Yeah. Have a seat. 166 00:14:03,859 --> 00:14:07,863 You know what it means for arthur, one of these old mutts gets wet in here? 167 00:14:07,863 --> 00:14:10,866 Yeah. It'll ruin his business. 168 00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,369 You better sit down with your uncle. 169 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:18,490 Uncle junior's my father's brother. 170 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,493 Good guy. Just gettin' old. Cranky. 171 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:26,332 Used to take me to yankee games when i was a kid. 172 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,717 I love my uncle. 173 00:14:29,718 --> 00:14:32,721 At the same time, when i was young, 174 00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:36,225 he told my girl cousins i would never be a varsity athlete, and frankly, 175 00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:40,229 that was a tremendous blow to my self- esteem. 176 00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:06,622 Who's there? It's me, ma. 177 00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:09,124 Who are you? 178 00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:12,127 Ma, open the door. 179 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:17,633 Anthony? Yeah, it's me. Open the door. 180 00:15:22,638 --> 00:15:25,140 Hi, how are you? 181 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:28,777 Geez, ma, get some air in here. 182 00:15:29,278 --> 00:15:31,280 You lock the door after you? 183 00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:36,285 Yeah. I did. Somebody called here last night after dark. 184 00:15:36,785 --> 00:15:40,289 Who? You think i'd answer? It was dark out. 185 00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:42,291 Ma, i'll never understand that. 186 00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:45,294 The phone is an auditory thing. Dark is an eye thing. 187 00:15:45,294 --> 00:15:47,796 I can understand not going out after dark, 188 00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:49,798 but not answering the phone after dark? 189 00:15:49,798 --> 00:15:52,301 Oh, listen to him. He knows everything. 190 00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:54,803 You want some lunch? I got eggplant. 191 00:15:54,803 --> 00:15:56,805 No. No. I just ate. 192 00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:59,308 Know who i just ran into? Uncle jun'. 193 00:15:59,808 --> 00:16:04,813 You think he ever comes to see his sister- in- law? 194 00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:06,815 Yeah. Remember artie bucco? 195 00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:09,818 Kid i went to elementary school with? Artie! 196 00:16:09,818 --> 00:16:12,321 Oh! Yeah, i still see his mother. 197 00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:19,828 She tells me he calls her every day. 198 00:16:19,828 --> 00:16:22,331 Yeah. Well. 199 00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:24,333 Uncle jun's gonna make a problem for artie. 200 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,335 Could affect his livelihood. What's that? 201 00:16:26,335 --> 00:16:28,837 Cd player. 202 00:16:28,837 --> 00:16:31,790 For who? For me? Yeah. 203 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,293 I don't want it. You don't want it? 204 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,795 You love music. All the old stuff is being reissued on cd. 205 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:40,799 All your old favorites. Pajama game, connie francis. 206 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,801 Here. 207 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:52,811 Come on. Come on. What? What? 208 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,317 Ma, you need something to occupy your mind. 209 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:02,321 When dad died, you were going to do all kinds of things. Oh, he was a saint. 210 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,823 Yeah, i know he was, but he's gone. 211 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:07,826 You were gonna travel, get a volunteer job. 212 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:10,829 Stop tellin' me how to live my life. Just shut up. 213 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:16,335 - I just worry about you. - Don't start with that nursing home again. 214 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:20,339 It's not a nursing home! It's a retirement community. 215 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:24,343 You're with active seniors your own age. You go places. You do things. 216 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:29,848 I've seen these women in these nursing homes in wheelchairs babbling like idiots. 217 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:34,353 - Here, eat your eggplant. - I told you, i already ate lunch. 218 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:39,858 All right, listen. 219 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,861 You just speak to uncle junior about artie, okay? 220 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,364 He respects you. He'll listen to you. 221 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,866 If your uncle has business with arthur, 222 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,369 he knows what he's doing. 223 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:55,007 And i don't? 224 00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,510 Well, all i know is... 225 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:03,132 daughters are better at taking care of their mothers than sons. 226 00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:06,135 Yeah, and i bought cds for a broken record. 227 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:14,893 I expect to see you tonight at anthony junior's birthday party with your baked ziti. 228 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,896 Only if i'm picked up and brought back home. 229 00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:21,400 I don't drive when they're predicting rain. 230 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,902 You're a healthy girl. It's good for you to drive. 231 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:26,405 Use it or lose it. I gotta go to work. 232 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:29,408 Sure. Run off. 233 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,746 And that night was my son's birthday party. 234 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,249 My wife invites the priest. He's always at the house. 235 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,251 Hey, tony. How you doin'? 236 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,753 You likecreme anglais? You bless it, i'll eat it. 237 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:44,756 She's not coming. Grandma just called. Who? 238 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,758 She started crying and hung up. 239 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,760 She needs a purpose in life. 240 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,762 Your mother is tougher than you think. 241 00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:53,765 So what? No fuckin' ziti now? Hey! 242 00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:29,017 At first, it felt like ginger ale in my skull. 243 00:19:39,528 --> 00:19:41,029 Mom, daddy just fell! Mom! 244 00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:45,534 Tony! Dad! 245 00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:48,537 Get back! Madonna mia! 246 00:19:48,537 --> 00:19:51,039 Daddy! Dad! 247 00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:54,543 Anthony jr. , call 911. 248 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:09,057 Dr. Cusamano put me in the hospital. 249 00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:11,009 Gave me every kind of test. 250 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:15,597 When you're in the m. R. I. , there's a microphone if you get claustrophobia. 251 00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:20,919 I suggest you don't do that because we have to start over from the beginning. 252 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,905 Okay. 253 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,827 Hey, carm. 254 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,333 I thought you might want some company. 255 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,452 Yeah. 256 00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:39,955 6:30 in the morning. 257 00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:43,458 How are the kids? 258 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,961 They're worried about you. 259 00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:50,215 I told anthony jr. We'd rain- check his birthday. Okay. 260 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,224 Think i got a brain tumor? 261 00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,226 Well, we're gonna find out. 262 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:04,730 What a bedside manner. Very encouraging. 263 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,115 What are you gonna? Not know? 264 00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:12,988 We had some good times. 265 00:21:12,988 --> 00:21:15,991 Had some good years. Here he goes with the nostalgia. 266 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,377 Hey, all i'm sayin' is no marriage is perfect. 267 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,379 Well, havin' that gumaon the side helps. 268 00:21:20,495 --> 00:21:22,631 I told you i'm not seeing her anymore. 269 00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:25,751 - How do you think i feel having that priest around? - Don't even go there! 270 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:28,253 Father is a spiritual mentor. 271 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,255 He's helping me to be a better catholic. 272 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:33,258 Yeah. Well, we all got different needs. 273 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:37,396 What's different between you and me is you're going to hell when you die! 274 00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,915 My nephew christopher... 275 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,418 was handling the garbage contract problem. 276 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:03,922 But on this, i will also not go into detail. 277 00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:23,442 Emile kolar. Chris moltisante. 278 00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:27,446 In czech republic, too, we love pork. 279 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,948 You ever have our sausages? 280 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:34,953 No. I thought the only sausages was italian and jimmy dean's. 281 00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:38,457 See what you learn when you cross cultures and shit. 282 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,460 My uncle evzen doesn't know i came. 283 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,962 If we make progress, i'll have to tell him. 284 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:48,467 We have to make progress,"e- mail." We gotta stop the madness. 285 00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,969 The garbage business is changing. 286 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:54,973 You and i of the younger generation, we have issues in common. 287 00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:59,478 "Emile." Where'd you go to high school? 288 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:03,482 Was it poland? I'm not polish. 289 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:06,985 Czechoslovakian, what's that? A type of polack, right? 290 00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:10,489 We came to this country when i was nine. I went to west essex. 291 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,491 Yo, money. You used to play my cousin in football. 292 00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:14,993 - He went to boon-- - where's the stuff? 293 00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:17,496 Yes. Yes, yes. 294 00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:20,999 The reason for the visit. 295 00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:24,503 I got it all deployed for you. 296 00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:26,872 Taste the wares,"e- mail." 297 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,874 "Emile." 298 00:23:53,148 --> 00:23:56,151 The doctors kept me hangin' about the tests. 299 00:23:56,651 --> 00:23:58,653 As doctors will do. 300 00:23:58,653 --> 00:24:02,157 So my uncle and i played a round of golf and had lunch. 301 00:24:02,157 --> 00:24:06,044 You keep mentioning your uncle. What seems to be the problem? 302 00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:10,048 Who do you think you are? The person who says how things go. 303 00:24:10,048 --> 00:24:13,051 Now, listen, artie's business... 304 00:24:13,051 --> 00:24:15,053 is nice, upscale people from the suburbs. 305 00:24:15,053 --> 00:24:17,055 Don't ruin his life. 306 00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:19,558 Vesuvio is where pussy feels safe. 307 00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:21,560 He's been eating here all his life. 308 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:24,563 Hey, you kill him someplace else. 309 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:28,066 You may run north jersey, but you don't run your uncle junior. 310 00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:32,070 How many fuckin' hours did i play catch with you? 311 00:24:36,074 --> 00:24:39,694 Can we focus more on your immediate family? 312 00:24:39,694 --> 00:24:42,197 My wife and my daughter were not getting along. 313 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:46,084 Your husband plowed under his corn to build a baseball field. 314 00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:48,587 These laser discs are incredible. 315 00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:52,591 Tony watchesgodfather ii all the time. 316 00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:55,093 He says the camera work looks as good as in the theater. 317 00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:57,596 Gordon willis. Tony prefersii, noti? 318 00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:00,599 Yeah. He likes the part where vito goes back to sicily. 319 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:03,101 Iiiwas, like, what happened? 320 00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,103 Where does tony rankgoodfellas? 321 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:09,107 Do you have racoons? 322 00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:11,610 Somebody's jimmying the window. What? 323 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:15,113 You have all these security lights. Who would try-- 324 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:19,117 oh, no. Geez louise. 325 00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:20,869 Hold it! 326 00:25:21,369 --> 00:25:23,488 Meadow. 327 00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:28,627 I notice the glass rattles every time i walk to the laundry room. 328 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:30,629 Do we have any, what- ya- call- it, putty? 329 00:25:30,629 --> 00:25:33,131 Don't give me that. You snuck out! 330 00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:37,135 - What's going on? - You locked my bedroom window on purpose so i'd get caught. 331 00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:41,139 Normal people thought you were doing your homework! 332 00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:44,142 You have become a master of lying and conniving. 333 00:25:44,392 --> 00:25:45,894 Yeah, i know i'm grounded, 334 00:25:46,394 --> 00:25:48,897 but patrick's swim meet is tomorrow and he needed me! 335 00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:53,151 Grounded for this? Oh, no, you're not grounded. 336 00:25:53,151 --> 00:25:56,905 You're not going to aspen, that's where you're not going. 337 00:25:56,905 --> 00:25:58,657 Yes! 338 00:25:58,773 --> 00:26:02,410 But this shit i'm tellin' ya, it'll all blow over. 339 00:26:04,913 --> 00:26:06,915 Didn't you admit to dr. Cusamano... 340 00:26:07,415 --> 00:26:09,417 that you were feeling depressed? 341 00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:23,431 Melfi. 342 00:26:24,432 --> 00:26:26,434 What part of the boot you from, hon? 343 00:26:26,935 --> 00:26:29,437 Dr. Melfi. 344 00:26:29,437 --> 00:26:32,440 My father's people were from caserta. 345 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,442 Avellino. 346 00:26:34,442 --> 00:26:37,445 My mother would've loved it if you and i got together. 347 00:26:44,319 --> 00:26:49,324 Anxiety attacks are legitimate psychiatric emergencies. 348 00:26:49,324 --> 00:26:51,326 Suppose you were driving and you passed out? 349 00:26:51,326 --> 00:26:55,330 Let me tell you something. Nowadays, everybody's gotta go to shrinks... 350 00:26:55,330 --> 00:26:59,834 and counselors and go on sally jesse raphael and talk about their problems. 351 00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:03,338 Whatever happened to gary cooper? 352 00:27:03,338 --> 00:27:06,841 The strong, silent type. That was an american. 353 00:27:06,841 --> 00:27:08,843 He wasn't in touch with his feelings. 354 00:27:08,843 --> 00:27:10,845 He just did what he had to do. 355 00:27:10,845 --> 00:27:13,348 See, what they didn't know is once they got gary cooper... 356 00:27:13,848 --> 00:27:16,351 in touch with his feelings, they wouldn't be able to shut him up. 357 00:27:16,351 --> 00:27:18,853 Then it's dysfunction this and that, dysfunctionvaffancul! 358 00:27:18,853 --> 00:27:23,358 You have strong feelings about this. 359 00:27:23,358 --> 00:27:25,360 I had a semester and a half of college. 360 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:29,364 I understand freud. I understand therapy as a concept. 361 00:27:29,364 --> 00:27:31,866 But in my world, it does not go down. 362 00:27:33,868 --> 00:27:37,372 Could i be happier? Yeah. Who couldn't? 363 00:27:37,372 --> 00:27:40,375 Do you feel depressed? 364 00:27:41,876 --> 00:27:44,379 Do you feel depressed? 365 00:27:49,884 --> 00:27:54,389 Since the ducks left. I guess. 366 00:27:54,389 --> 00:27:58,393 The ducks that preceded your losing consciousness. 367 00:27:58,393 --> 00:28:01,396 Let's talk about them. 368 00:28:14,542 --> 00:28:18,046 You can't blame t for being pissed. You whacked this kid. 369 00:28:18,046 --> 00:28:20,548 You should've waited. That's the last time i show initiative. 370 00:28:20,548 --> 00:28:23,051 Imagine how i felt? 371 00:28:23,051 --> 00:28:25,053 T's running down the garbage business; 372 00:28:25,053 --> 00:28:27,055 i wet a guy to hold on to one of our stops. 373 00:28:27,055 --> 00:28:31,426 He's not running it down. It's getting harder in new york. 374 00:28:32,427 --> 00:28:37,432 One, two, three! 375 00:28:37,432 --> 00:28:39,434 Come on! 376 00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:43,188 - This is fucked up. - What, pussy? 377 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:45,690 The kolar uncle is gonna find the kid dead in one of his bins... 378 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:48,693 and get out of our fuckin' business? 379 00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:51,196 No way. "Louis brasi sleeps with the fishes." 380 00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:56,201 - Luca brasi. Luca. - Whatever. 381 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:59,204 There's differences, christopher, okay, 382 00:28:59,204 --> 00:29:02,207 from the luca brasi situation and this. 383 00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:06,711 Look, the kolars know the kid is dead, 384 00:29:06,711 --> 00:29:08,713 it hardens their position. 385 00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:11,216 Plus, now, the cops are looking for a murderer. 386 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,218 So, what do you wanna do? 387 00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:16,721 He disappears. He never comes home. 388 00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:19,224 They know, but they don't know. 389 00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:22,727 They hope maybe he'll turn up...if. 390 00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:26,231 Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Let's get'im. 391 00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:29,734 Take'im to staten island. I'll cut'im up. 392 00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:31,736 All right. Let's go. 393 00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:34,739 Pussy, you know, t collapsing at the birthday-- 394 00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:38,743 what would you do if he was disabled? 395 00:29:38,743 --> 00:29:40,995 Why would you even ask that? 396 00:29:43,465 --> 00:29:45,467 Our lecture series in action. 397 00:29:45,467 --> 00:29:50,472 It's someone from the university discussing the novels of zora neale hurston. 398 00:29:50,472 --> 00:29:52,974 Hmm! 399 00:29:52,974 --> 00:29:55,477 Didn't you just read her in school, med? 400 00:29:56,478 --> 00:29:58,480 It's very nice. 401 00:30:03,985 --> 00:30:06,488 You know, grandma, this place is pretty neat. 402 00:30:06,488 --> 00:30:08,990 You should really think about it. 403 00:30:09,491 --> 00:30:11,493 This room was renovated last year. 404 00:30:11,993 --> 00:30:13,995 What goes on behind there? 405 00:30:13,995 --> 00:30:16,998 Those doors lead to our nursing unit. 406 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:20,118 Thisis a nursing home! 407 00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:22,120 This is a residence, but just in case-- 408 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:26,124 no, you are not getting me into-- you're not listening. 409 00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:30,128 You're not listening, ma. I know these women in their wheelchairs. 410 00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:32,630 Ma, you're not listening. 411 00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:35,133 Ma. You think you're so high and mighty. 412 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:37,635 With your fancy office. Ma! 413 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:41,139 Ma! People come here to die. 414 00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:47,645 Oh, my god! Tony! 415 00:30:47,645 --> 00:30:50,899 Somebody get a doctor. Dad! 416 00:30:57,789 --> 00:31:00,792 So, you've come back for help. 417 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:03,294 Don't look at that as a defeat. 418 00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:05,797 She's part of that generation that grew up during the depression. 419 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:08,299 But the depression to her was a trip to six flags. 420 00:31:08,299 --> 00:31:11,302 There's that "d" word again. 421 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,310 Stay with your mother. 422 00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:28,319 Now that my father's dead, he's a saint. 423 00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:31,322 When he was alive, nothing. 424 00:31:35,777 --> 00:31:39,781 My dad was tough. He ran his own crew. 425 00:31:39,781 --> 00:31:44,285 A guy like that, and my mother wore him down to a little nub. 426 00:31:44,285 --> 00:31:48,790 He was a squeaking little gerbil when he died. 427 00:31:48,790 --> 00:31:52,794 Quite a formidable maternal presence. 428 00:31:56,264 --> 00:31:58,266 I gotta be honest with you, um, 429 00:31:58,266 --> 00:32:01,269 i'm not getting any satisfaction from my work either. 430 00:32:01,269 --> 00:32:03,271 Why? 431 00:32:03,771 --> 00:32:08,276 - Well, because of rico. - Is he your brother? 432 00:32:08,276 --> 00:32:11,779 - No, the rico statutes? - Oh, of course. 433 00:32:11,779 --> 00:32:15,783 You read the papers? The government's using electronic surveillance... 434 00:32:15,783 --> 00:32:19,287 and various legal strategies to squeeze my business. 435 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,744 Do you have any qualms about how you actually make a living? 436 00:32:28,246 --> 00:32:29,747 Yeah. 437 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,252 I find i have to be the sad clown. 438 00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:37,255 Laughing on the outside, 439 00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:40,258 crying on the inside. 440 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:43,761 See, things are trending downward. 441 00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:46,764 Used to be a guy got pinched, he took his prison jolt no matter what. 442 00:32:46,764 --> 00:32:48,716 Everybody upheld the code of silence. 443 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:53,237 Nowadays, no values. 444 00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:56,741 Guys today have no room for the penal experience. 445 00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:58,743 So everybody turns government witness. 446 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:05,583 I feel exhausted just talking about it. 447 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,585 Well, 448 00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:11,589 with today's pharmacology, no one needs to suffer... 449 00:33:11,589 --> 00:33:15,593 with feelings of exhaustion and depression. 450 00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:20,214 Here we go. Here comes the prozac. 451 00:33:28,723 --> 00:33:31,976 Mahaffey does not have the money. What do you mean? 452 00:33:31,976 --> 00:33:34,479 - Mahaffey does not have the money. - How could he not? 453 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:37,865 - The man does not have the money. - We ran the man over. 454 00:33:38,366 --> 00:33:41,486 - T himself. - The man has no wiggle room. 455 00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:43,988 He's bled dry. 456 00:33:46,991 --> 00:33:49,994 So, uh, 457 00:33:49,994 --> 00:33:52,997 i hear that junior wants to whack pussy bompensiero. 458 00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:55,750 - Pussy malanga. - Oh, little pussy. 459 00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:59,754 You think he's going to fuck with big pussy? My pussy? 460 00:34:00,755 --> 00:34:03,257 Andrea. 461 00:34:04,258 --> 00:34:06,761 Stay with drinks on the house-- all night. 462 00:34:07,261 --> 00:34:09,263 Sorry, mr. Dante. Sorry. 463 00:34:09,764 --> 00:34:11,766 So, uh... 464 00:34:13,267 --> 00:34:15,269 your uncle resents that you're the boss. 465 00:34:15,269 --> 00:34:16,771 Sadness accrues. 466 00:34:17,271 --> 00:34:19,524 Your uncle's had a hard- on his whole life. 467 00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:22,527 First against your father, his younger brother, 468 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:26,030 'cause he was a made man before him, and now you. 469 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:30,535 So, sure, he can't stomach your telling him what to do. 470 00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:33,037 Hesh, i love the man. 471 00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:36,174 The man is driven, in toto, by his insecurities. 472 00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:39,544 I feel bad i was the messenger. 473 00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:44,048 Your friend, artie, with the restaurant, 474 00:34:44,298 --> 00:34:46,934 get him out of town for three weeks. 475 00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:48,936 That way, the restaurant closes, 476 00:34:48,936 --> 00:34:52,440 the hit has to go down someplace else. 477 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,944 You old fuckin' jew. No wonder my old man kept you around so long. 478 00:34:56,944 --> 00:35:00,448 What about this jew's 250 on mahaffey's 100? 479 00:35:04,452 --> 00:35:08,456 All right, mahaffey has a new business partner: You. 480 00:35:09,957 --> 00:35:13,961 H. M. O. S pay out millions to doctors, hospitals, whatever the fuck. 481 00:35:13,961 --> 00:35:17,465 That m. R. I. I had, $2, 000 a pop. 482 00:35:17,465 --> 00:35:21,469 Now, we give this mahaffey a choice. He either has his company... 483 00:35:21,469 --> 00:35:25,473 start payin' out phoney claims to fake clinics we set up... 484 00:35:25,973 --> 00:35:29,477 or he pays hesh the 250 grand he owes him-- 485 00:35:29,477 --> 00:35:32,980 which we know he cannot do-- 486 00:35:34,982 --> 00:35:37,735 or it's a rainy night in lyndhurst. 487 00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:41,739 Very smart. Could be major. 488 00:35:41,739 --> 00:35:45,743 - Could be as good as garbage. - Garbage is our bread and butter. 489 00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:48,746 Was. 490 00:35:57,505 --> 00:36:01,008 Miss meadow! 491 00:36:04,011 --> 00:36:08,516 So, med. I'm not going. 492 00:36:08,516 --> 00:36:12,520 Every year on this date since you were itty- bitty, 493 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,889 mom and meadow get all dolled up, 494 00:36:14,889 --> 00:36:19,894 drive in to new york, plaza hotel, for tea under eloise's portrait. 495 00:36:19,894 --> 00:36:23,898 Look. Where's yours? I have too much homework. 496 00:36:23,898 --> 00:36:27,902 It's our little tradition. We always have so much fun. 497 00:36:27,902 --> 00:36:31,405 To tell you the truth, i felt it was dumb since i was eight. 498 00:36:31,405 --> 00:36:33,908 I just go because you like it. 499 00:36:36,911 --> 00:36:39,413 And here i thought this was something we would do... 500 00:36:39,413 --> 00:36:43,918 long after you got married with girls of your own. 501 00:36:44,051 --> 00:36:46,921 Hopefully i won't be living here by then. 502 00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:49,173 You've got mail. 503 00:36:49,423 --> 00:36:54,929 Meadow, you can't just lie and cheat and break the rules you don't like! 504 00:36:57,932 --> 00:36:59,934 What? You have something you want to say to me? 505 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:03,187 Do you have any idea how much it means... 506 00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:05,189 to go skiing in aspen? 507 00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:08,192 Do you think that's gonna happen every year, 508 00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:11,829 like lame tea and scones at the plaza hotel? 509 00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:15,199 Good- bye. 510 00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:18,452 Close my door, please. 511 00:37:18,452 --> 00:37:21,455 Artie! Okay, gimme a drop. 512 00:37:21,455 --> 00:37:24,458 Oh! A drop, not a spurt. Suave, a drop. 513 00:37:24,959 --> 00:37:28,462 Artie. How are you? Hey! Stir the meatballs. 514 00:37:28,963 --> 00:37:31,465 I wonder if you can help me out. What do you need? 515 00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:35,720 Cruise, caribbean, s. S. Sagafjord, 11th through the 29th. 516 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:39,473 Pair of tickets. I can't use'em. 517 00:37:39,473 --> 00:37:42,476 Can you take'em off my hands? Where'd they come from? 518 00:37:42,476 --> 00:37:45,112 - Comps. - Comps? 519 00:37:45,112 --> 00:37:49,367 - What does that mean, "comps"? - As business manager... 520 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,869 for the kitchen the restaurant workers union, i administer the dental plan. 521 00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:54,488 You listening to me? Yeah. 522 00:37:54,488 --> 00:37:58,993 A couple of dentists got together, and in appreciation, they awarded me these tickets. 523 00:37:59,493 --> 00:38:01,495 Problem is, i can't get away. 524 00:38:01,495 --> 00:38:04,999 Here. 525 00:38:04,999 --> 00:38:07,001 When's the last time you got away? 526 00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:09,887 Anthony, thank you. All right. 527 00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:18,896 Mr. Soprano. 528 00:38:26,654 --> 00:38:29,657 You cannot accept a gift like that from tony soprano. 529 00:38:29,657 --> 00:38:32,159 No way. Listen, charmaine, 530 00:38:32,159 --> 00:38:35,663 if i gotta stick my hand up the ass of one more lobster without a break-- 531 00:38:35,663 --> 00:38:39,667 i'm gonna go postal. I don't even want to talk about it. 532 00:38:39,667 --> 00:38:43,671 Art, melissa, it's time to go home. 533 00:38:43,671 --> 00:38:46,674 Honey, you have to get away. 534 00:38:46,674 --> 00:38:49,176 Wehave to get away for the marriage. 535 00:38:49,176 --> 00:38:52,179 No! It's bad enough that these mobsters... 536 00:38:52,179 --> 00:38:54,932 still come in and patronize the place. 537 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:59,553 - So what? We're not connected. - Because we turned down those tickets. 538 00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:03,307 But the tickets were comps. Tony is a labor leader. 539 00:39:03,808 --> 00:39:05,309 Arthur, please grow up! 540 00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:08,312 Does the mind not rebel at any scenario... 541 00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:12,316 under which dentists are sending the don of new jersey... 542 00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:14,318 first class on a norwegian steamship? 543 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:18,322 Somebody donated their kneecaps for those tickets. 544 00:39:18,706 --> 00:39:21,208 Herman, there's no way i can subvert... 545 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:23,210 my fuckin' company. 546 00:39:23,210 --> 00:39:26,213 Have them pay claims for m. R. I. S that never happened? 547 00:39:26,213 --> 00:39:28,716 The paperwork will look just like the real. 548 00:39:28,716 --> 00:39:30,718 How do i not get caught? 549 00:39:30,718 --> 00:39:32,720 I hate to hear you knocking yourself. 550 00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:35,222 You're a smart guy. I'm depressed. 551 00:39:35,222 --> 00:39:37,224 I'm so depressed i can't eat, sleep. 552 00:39:37,224 --> 00:39:40,728 You on prozac? Zoloft. It's similar. 553 00:39:41,228 --> 00:39:43,230 It's supposed to help with gambling too. No shit? 554 00:39:43,230 --> 00:39:46,233 This new generation of antidepressants... 555 00:39:46,233 --> 00:39:49,987 are supposed to be useful against compulsive behaviors. 556 00:39:49,987 --> 00:39:51,989 That's a shame. A medication comes along... 557 00:39:51,989 --> 00:39:54,992 after gambling gets your fuckin' hip busted to shit. 558 00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:57,995 I'm trying not to be cynical. 559 00:39:57,995 --> 00:40:00,998 Your debt and the feeling surrounding it is the source of your problems. 560 00:40:01,115 --> 00:40:04,869 You know it and i know it. I'm sorry i haven't paid you, herman. 561 00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:09,006 - I know you are. - I never meant to denigrate tony soprano. 562 00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:11,008 Hey, you wanna go for a walk in the rocks? 563 00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:14,011 The crutches. I can't-- come on. 564 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:17,515 It's beautiful. We'll help you. I go out to think. 565 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:33,531 Thanks, but no. 566 00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:36,534 Uh...let's try it-- 567 00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:41,405 what you were sayin' before with the m. R. I. S? 568 00:41:06,063 --> 00:41:08,432 Dick's lookin' for ya. 569 00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:12,937 Hey, tony. I just heard from triboro towers. 570 00:41:12,937 --> 00:41:15,940 The kolar brothers withdrew their bid. 571 00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,942 That's good. That's good. 572 00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:20,945 Listen, by the way, artie bucco's here to see you. 573 00:41:20,945 --> 00:41:22,947 I gotta go, guys. Take care. 574 00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:32,957 Artie! Artie, you all right? 575 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,462 I can't. What are you talkin' about? 576 00:41:38,712 --> 00:41:42,716 - We discussed this. You gotta leave town. - I'm sorry. 577 00:41:49,857 --> 00:41:52,359 This is unacceptable! 578 00:41:52,359 --> 00:41:54,862 I had an 8:00 reservation i made two weeks ago. 579 00:41:54,862 --> 00:41:57,865 Sir, as i explained, people are not leaving their tables, 580 00:41:57,865 --> 00:41:59,867 and there are five parties ahead of you. 581 00:41:59,867 --> 00:42:03,370 What would you like-- can i help you? 582 00:42:03,370 --> 00:42:06,373 I tore her a new one. 583 00:42:06,373 --> 00:42:10,377 Why don't we go to another restaurant and eat? 584 00:42:10,377 --> 00:42:13,380 We're here. Mr. Soprano, how you doin'? 585 00:42:13,631 --> 00:42:16,133 Giuseppe, how you doin'? 586 00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:19,637 Hey. This way. 587 00:42:23,641 --> 00:42:26,644 Sweetie pie, i'm hungry. 588 00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:29,763 - Hey. - Tony, where are you going? 589 00:42:29,763 --> 00:42:33,517 - Hey. How are you? - Good. 590 00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:36,520 You come here? When possible. 591 00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:42,776 Hey, uh, listen, those decorating tips you gave me really work. 592 00:42:42,776 --> 00:42:45,529 Good. 593 00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:47,531 How you doin'? 594 00:42:52,286 --> 00:42:54,288 Nils. Nils. 595 00:42:54,288 --> 00:42:57,291 Do you know who that was? 596 00:42:57,291 --> 00:43:00,294 Obviously, you do. Is he a patient? 597 00:43:00,294 --> 00:43:02,680 You know i can't say. 598 00:43:07,301 --> 00:43:09,303 Decorating tips-- yeah, right. 599 00:43:09,303 --> 00:43:11,305 Nils, shut the fuck up. 600 00:43:11,805 --> 00:43:15,059 Mr. Borglund, they're setting up your table right now. 601 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,946 Whoa. 602 00:43:18,946 --> 00:43:21,949 Who was that woman tonight at the restaurant? 603 00:43:21,949 --> 00:43:23,867 My decorator. 604 00:43:23,867 --> 00:43:26,870 What? You're redoing the garbage dump? That's funny. 605 00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:29,373 Hey, you better not be messin' with that hat! 606 00:43:32,376 --> 00:43:34,878 Goddamn! Come on! That's j. F. K. 's hat! 607 00:43:35,379 --> 00:43:37,381 I bought it at that auction. Gimme that! 608 00:43:37,881 --> 00:43:40,384 Irina, jesus. 609 00:43:40,384 --> 00:43:44,888 I know there is something more intimate between you and her. 610 00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:46,890 Nothing intimate. We just talk. 611 00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:49,393 Yeah. 612 00:43:57,017 --> 00:43:59,019 Mr. Soprano, buonasera. 613 00:43:59,019 --> 00:44:01,522 Months we don't see you. Where you been? 614 00:44:01,522 --> 00:44:04,525 Signora carmela. 615 00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:12,416 You know, sometimes, life is good. 616 00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:14,918 Life is often good. 617 00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:17,921 True regaliali, for example. 618 00:44:19,923 --> 00:44:21,925 You been in good spirits the last couple days. 619 00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:32,936 Carmela, 620 00:44:32,936 --> 00:44:34,938 something i gotta confess. 621 00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:42,946 What are you doing? Getting my wine in position to throw in your damn face. 622 00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:46,950 You're always with the drama. You go ahead and confess already. Get it over with. 623 00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:53,457 I'm on prozac. 624 00:44:53,457 --> 00:44:56,460 Oh. Oh, my god. 625 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:59,963 I been seein' a therapist. Oh, my god! 626 00:44:59,963 --> 00:45:02,966 I think that's great! I think that's wonderful! 627 00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:04,968 I think that's so gutsy! 628 00:45:05,469 --> 00:45:08,472 All right, take it easy. That's wonderful! 629 00:45:08,472 --> 00:45:10,974 You'd think i was hannibal lecter before. 630 00:45:10,974 --> 00:45:13,477 I just think it's great. Psychology doesn't address the soul. 631 00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:17,481 That's something else. But this is a start. I'm gonna shut up now. 632 00:45:17,981 --> 00:45:21,485 I'll shut up now. You're the only person who knows. 633 00:45:21,985 --> 00:45:24,988 The only reason i'm telling you this is'cause you're my wife. 634 00:45:24,988 --> 00:45:27,991 You're the only person on this planet i'm totally honest with. 635 00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:32,496 Oh, please. Goddamn it, i'm serious. 636 00:45:32,496 --> 00:45:36,500 Wrong person finds out, i get a steel- jacketed antidepressant in back of the head. 637 00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:49,880 I didn't realize you were so unhappy. 638 00:45:53,383 --> 00:45:56,887 I don't know. My mother-- 639 00:45:57,271 --> 00:45:59,273 you told him about your father, right? 640 00:45:59,273 --> 00:46:02,276 Who? Your therapist. 641 00:46:02,276 --> 00:46:05,279 Yeah. Yeah, i told him. 642 00:46:05,279 --> 00:46:09,783 Oh, good. But your mother is the one. 643 00:46:09,783 --> 00:46:14,788 I don't know. I feel like lately my life's out of balance. 644 00:46:18,292 --> 00:46:21,795 Our existence on this earth is a puzzle. 645 00:46:22,296 --> 00:46:25,299 My own daughter hates me. 646 00:46:25,299 --> 00:46:27,801 She doesn't hate you, carm. 647 00:46:27,801 --> 00:46:30,304 We were best friends. Mothers and their daughters. 648 00:46:30,804 --> 00:46:33,807 She'll come back to you. 649 00:46:36,310 --> 00:46:38,929 Hello? Jesus, i got through. 650 00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:40,931 What's the matter, no social life? 651 00:46:41,064 --> 00:46:42,566 Blow me. 652 00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:45,068 Dad! 653 00:46:45,068 --> 00:46:47,070 I brought you my primavera. 654 00:46:47,070 --> 00:46:49,573 It's your favorite. 655 00:46:49,573 --> 00:46:53,076 Who is it? Christopher. 656 00:46:53,327 --> 00:46:55,329 Friend of ours just got back. Little pussy malanga, 657 00:46:55,329 --> 00:46:59,333 sometimes confused with fellow mobster big pussy bompensiero, 658 00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:01,335 had just returned from florida-- 659 00:47:01,335 --> 00:47:03,837 so it's gonna go down soon? 660 00:47:03,837 --> 00:47:06,089 Don't worry about it. I got a way to put it to bed. 661 00:47:07,708 --> 00:47:10,210 Come on, meadow! 662 00:47:10,594 --> 00:47:12,596 Go falcons! 663 00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:16,099 So, uh, when do you need this by? 664 00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:18,101 Right away. 665 00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:21,972 Way to go, meadow! Beautiful. Beautiful. 666 00:47:21,972 --> 00:47:23,974 I think i can get a party like that together. 667 00:47:24,474 --> 00:47:28,228 Side out? That ball hit the line. What are you doin', ref? 668 00:47:32,733 --> 00:47:36,236 Mom didn't come? Didn't think you wanted her to. 669 00:47:36,236 --> 00:47:38,238 Car's over there. 670 00:47:38,238 --> 00:47:40,240 Hey, mr. Dante. 671 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,242 Hi. See ya, heather. 672 00:47:42,242 --> 00:47:44,244 You guys played a good game. 673 00:47:44,745 --> 00:47:46,246 That heather dante, where'd she get that spike? 674 00:47:46,747 --> 00:47:49,249 Dad, don't you think it's unfair what mom is doing? 675 00:47:49,750 --> 00:47:51,752 Now making this movie scene out of it. 676 00:47:51,752 --> 00:47:57,257 The sad mom who can't come to her daughter's sports events. 677 00:48:01,511 --> 00:48:03,513 Dad. 678 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:08,101 Don't you think it's totally out there? My aspen trip. 679 00:48:08,101 --> 00:48:10,103 What is she thinking? 680 00:48:10,103 --> 00:48:12,322 Dad? 681 00:48:18,779 --> 00:48:21,281 It's been years since i been here. 682 00:48:21,281 --> 00:48:24,034 Dad, please talk to her. Please. 683 00:48:24,034 --> 00:48:27,037 This is so stupid. 684 00:48:27,037 --> 00:48:29,039 Why are we sitting here? 685 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:33,543 Your mother thinks you have the capacity to be a top student, 686 00:48:33,543 --> 00:48:35,545 and i agree. 687 00:48:35,545 --> 00:48:38,548 What do you guys want, perfection? 688 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:42,552 What are you looking at? 689 00:48:42,552 --> 00:48:46,556 Your great- grandfather and his brother frank, 690 00:48:46,556 --> 00:48:49,059 they built this place. 691 00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:51,061 Big whoop. 692 00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:54,564 Stone and marble workers. They came over from italy... 693 00:48:54,564 --> 00:48:57,567 and they built this place. 694 00:48:58,068 --> 00:49:01,071 Yeah, right. Two guys. 695 00:49:01,455 --> 00:49:06,960 No, there were two guys and a crew of laborers. 696 00:49:08,962 --> 00:49:11,465 They didn't design it... 697 00:49:12,466 --> 00:49:15,085 but they knew how to build it. 698 00:49:17,471 --> 00:49:20,474 Go out now and find me two guys who can put decent grout around your bathtub. 699 00:49:57,377 --> 00:49:59,513 So i feel good. 700 00:49:59,513 --> 00:50:03,016 So i don't know if i'm gonna be needing to come back. 701 00:50:03,016 --> 00:50:05,018 It's not the prozac. 702 00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:07,437 Why not? 703 00:50:07,437 --> 00:50:09,423 You said you're thinking clearer... 704 00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:13,393 and your wife says you seem to be better? 705 00:50:13,393 --> 00:50:15,896 It's not the medication. 706 00:50:16,897 --> 00:50:18,899 Prozac takes several weeks... 707 00:50:18,899 --> 00:50:21,401 to build up effective levels in the blood. 708 00:50:21,785 --> 00:50:24,287 What is it, then? 709 00:50:25,789 --> 00:50:27,791 Coming here. Talking. 710 00:50:29,292 --> 00:50:31,795 Hope comes in many forms. 711 00:50:31,795 --> 00:50:33,797 Well, who's got time for that? 712 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:36,800 What is it you want to say to me? 713 00:50:46,226 --> 00:50:49,679 I had a dream last night. 714 00:50:51,314 --> 00:50:53,683 Uh... 715 00:50:53,683 --> 00:50:57,687 my bellybutton was... 716 00:50:57,687 --> 00:51:00,690 a phillips head screw. 717 00:51:00,690 --> 00:51:03,693 And i'm workin' unscrewin' it, 718 00:51:03,693 --> 00:51:05,695 and when i get it unscrewed... 719 00:51:07,831 --> 00:51:10,834 my penis falls off. 720 00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:19,342 You know, i pick it up. And i'm holdin' it and i'm runnin' around... 721 00:51:19,342 --> 00:51:21,344 lookin' for the guy who used to work on my lincoln-- 722 00:51:21,344 --> 00:51:25,348 when i drove lincolns-- so he can put it back on. 723 00:51:25,348 --> 00:51:27,851 And... 724 00:51:27,851 --> 00:51:30,854 i'm holdin' it up, and this bird swoops down... 725 00:51:30,854 --> 00:51:33,857 and grabs it in its beak... 726 00:51:33,857 --> 00:51:36,359 and flies off with it. 727 00:51:38,061 --> 00:51:41,531 - What kind of bird? - 728 00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:46,036 i don't know. Seagull or something. 729 00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:48,789 A water bird? 730 00:51:48,789 --> 00:51:51,291 I sawthe birds last week on cable. 731 00:51:51,291 --> 00:51:54,294 You think that planted the idea? What else is a water bird? 732 00:51:55,295 --> 00:51:57,798 Pelican. Flamingo. 733 00:51:58,298 --> 00:52:00,550 What about ducks? 734 00:52:07,007 --> 00:52:09,509 Those goddamned ducks. 735 00:52:09,509 --> 00:52:12,145 What is it about those ducks that meant so much to you? 736 00:52:18,568 --> 00:52:23,073 It was just a trip havin' those... 737 00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:26,076 wild creatures come... 738 00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:29,579 into my pool and have their little babies. 739 00:52:36,586 --> 00:52:40,090 I was sad to see'em go. 740 00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:44,594 Aw, jesus! Fuck! Now he's gonna cry. 741 00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,553 Shit. Fuck me. 742 00:52:53,553 --> 00:52:55,555 When the ducks gave birth... 743 00:52:56,056 --> 00:52:59,809 to those babies, it became a family. 744 00:53:03,813 --> 00:53:05,815 You're right. 745 00:53:06,316 --> 00:53:08,952 That's the link. The connection. 746 00:53:08,952 --> 00:53:12,455 I'm afraid i'm gonna lose my family... 747 00:53:12,455 --> 00:53:15,458 like i lost the ducks. 748 00:53:16,826 --> 00:53:19,045 That's what i'm full of dread about. 749 00:53:22,048 --> 00:53:26,169 - That's always with me. - What are you so afraid's going to happen? 750 00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:30,140 I don't know. 751 00:53:34,010 --> 00:53:38,014 You work so hard. You work so damn hard. 752 00:53:38,014 --> 00:53:41,518 And to see your life's dream... 753 00:53:41,518 --> 00:53:44,521 burn down. 754 00:53:44,521 --> 00:53:47,524 Look at it this way. You collect the insurance. 755 00:53:47,908 --> 00:53:49,409 Arthur, you gotta say to yourself, it could've been worse. 756 00:53:49,910 --> 00:53:51,411 Yeah. How could it have been worse? 757 00:53:51,912 --> 00:53:54,915 Fuckin' faulty stove! 758 00:53:55,415 --> 00:53:57,918 Suppose people stop coming to the restaurant? 759 00:53:59,286 --> 00:54:02,172 I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. 760 00:54:03,673 --> 00:54:06,676 He's right about that. There's no insurance for that. 761 00:54:06,676 --> 00:54:09,179 But why would people stop coming? 762 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:11,681 It's just starting to catch on. 763 00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:15,685 Know what i'm figuring out lately? 764 00:54:15,685 --> 00:54:17,687 Talking helps. 765 00:54:17,687 --> 00:54:20,690 - That's right. - He's right. 766 00:54:23,693 --> 00:54:28,949 - Hope comes in many forms. - Absolutely. 767 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:31,568 Come on. 768 00:54:31,568 --> 00:54:34,070 Oh, geez. Here, hold this. 769 00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:37,073 Artie. Artie, come on. 770 00:54:37,073 --> 00:54:39,075 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. 771 00:54:39,075 --> 00:54:41,077 Hey, look at me. Look at me. 772 00:54:42,579 --> 00:54:44,581 I'll always help you. 773 00:54:44,581 --> 00:54:48,084 Come on. Come on. 774 00:54:51,471 --> 00:54:55,342 Go cook. Let'im cook. He'll feel better. 775 00:55:06,853 --> 00:55:09,856 Someday i'll tell him we torched the restaurant... 776 00:55:09,856 --> 00:55:12,242 as the best solution. 777 00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:17,614 Enough of this shit. 778 00:55:17,864 --> 00:55:19,833 What's wrong with you? 779 00:55:20,834 --> 00:55:23,336 You know, a simple "way to go, chris"... 780 00:55:23,336 --> 00:55:28,091 on the triboro towers contract would've been nice. 781 00:55:37,217 --> 00:55:40,470 You're right. You're right. 782 00:55:40,470 --> 00:55:45,975 I have no defense. That's howiwas parented, never supported. 783 00:55:45,975 --> 00:55:48,728 Never complimented. 784 00:55:48,728 --> 00:55:51,731 You know, my cousin gregory's girlfriend is what they call... 785 00:55:52,232 --> 00:55:54,234 a development girl out in hollywood. 786 00:55:54,617 --> 00:55:57,120 She said i could sell my life story-- make millions. 787 00:55:57,620 --> 00:55:59,489 I didn't do that. I stuck it out with you-- 788 00:55:59,489 --> 00:56:01,624 come here. I could fuckin' kill you. 789 00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:04,127 What are you gonna do, go henry hill on me? 790 00:56:04,127 --> 00:56:07,630 You know how many mobsters are selling screenplays, screwing everything up? 791 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:09,632 She said i could maybe even play myself. 792 00:56:09,632 --> 00:56:12,135 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 793 00:56:15,138 --> 00:56:17,640 Forget hollywood screenplays. 794 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,642 Forget those distractions. 795 00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:23,146 What do you think, i haven't had offers? 796 00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:28,151 You got work to do. New avenues. 797 00:56:28,151 --> 00:56:30,653 Everything's gonna be all right from here on in. 798 00:56:31,154 --> 00:56:33,156 Come on. 799 00:56:33,156 --> 00:56:35,158 Look, it's a beautiful day. 800 00:56:35,158 --> 00:56:37,777 What could be bad? 801 00:56:39,779 --> 00:56:43,783 It's nice of you to pick me up for the party, junior. 802 00:56:43,783 --> 00:56:47,036 At least somebody cares about me. 803 00:56:47,036 --> 00:56:50,540 These kids today. I suppose he thinks... 804 00:56:50,790 --> 00:56:53,293 once he has me locked in a nursing home, i'll die faster. 805 00:56:53,793 --> 00:56:56,296 And then he won't have to drive me anywhere. 806 00:56:56,679 --> 00:57:00,683 If his father were still alive, 807 00:57:00,934 --> 00:57:03,937 he'd show more decency and respect for his mother. 808 00:57:03,937 --> 00:57:07,440 My brother john was a man among men. 809 00:57:07,941 --> 00:57:09,943 He was a saint. 810 00:57:10,310 --> 00:57:13,813 Anyway, lots of things are different now from johnny's and my day. 811 00:57:14,314 --> 00:57:15,815 What do you mean? 812 00:57:16,316 --> 00:57:19,819 I'm not free to run my business like i want. Isn't that awful. 813 00:57:19,953 --> 00:57:21,955 Just this week, your son stuck his hand in. 814 00:57:21,955 --> 00:57:24,457 Made it a hundred times more difficult for me. 815 00:57:24,457 --> 00:57:28,461 - Plus, he thumbs his nose at new york. - Oh! 816 00:57:28,461 --> 00:57:31,965 What are you going to do? He's part of a whole generation. 817 00:57:31,965 --> 00:57:33,967 Remember the crazy hair? 818 00:57:33,967 --> 00:57:36,469 And the dope. Now it's fags in the military. 819 00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:39,722 Stop it, junior! You're makin' me very upset! 820 00:57:39,722 --> 00:57:42,225 I don't like to, livia, but i'm allagita all the time. 821 00:57:42,225 --> 00:57:44,227 I'll tell you something else, 822 00:57:44,594 --> 00:57:47,096 things are down across the board. 823 00:57:47,096 --> 00:57:51,100 A lot of friends of ours are complaining. 824 00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:53,603 We used to be recession- proof. No more. 825 00:57:53,603 --> 00:57:57,607 You can't blame it all on the justice department. 826 00:57:58,107 --> 00:58:00,610 Our friends say to me, 827 00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:04,614 "junior, why don't you take a larger hand in things?" 828 00:58:08,618 --> 00:58:12,005 Something may have to be done, livia, about tony. 829 00:58:13,006 --> 00:58:15,008 I don't know. 830 00:58:21,764 --> 00:58:23,766 There they are. Hey, ma! Uncle jun'! 831 00:58:23,766 --> 00:58:25,768 You're using mesquite. 832 00:58:25,768 --> 00:58:28,771 That makes the sausage taste peculiar. 833 00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:31,774 Hi, grandma. Happy birthday, my big boy. 834 00:58:31,774 --> 00:58:33,776 Carmela, my mother's here. 835 00:58:33,776 --> 00:58:36,779 Everybody, let's eat! 836 00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:54,297 Hey, meadow, i'm not going to eat, are you? 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net