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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CAR MOTOR HUMMING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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-(CLOCK TICKING)
-(INAUDIBLE TV CHATTER)
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RADIO: Good morning!
Good morning!
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Wake up and plug in.
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This first one's going out
to our chrome-plated crony
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with a big heart full of crumbs.
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Hit it, boys. A-one and a-two.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(RHYTHMIC SNAPPING)
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(FOOTSTEPS)
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♪ He likes bread and butter
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♪ He likes toast and jam
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-Yeah!
-♪ 'Cause that's what his baby
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-(TOASTER GIGGLES)
-♪ Feeds him
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I love this song.
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RADIO: Come over here,
twist my dial
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and pump up the volume.
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-♪ That's what baby feeds me
-BLANKY: Wee!
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♪ I'm her lovin' man
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-(RHYTHMIC SNAPPING)
-♪ He likes bread and butter ♪
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-RATSO: Guys. Guys! Guys!
-(MUSIC STOPS)
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You know, there have been
some good songs
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written in the last 20 years.
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How about some rap?
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They don't call them
"golden oldies" for nothing.
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MAN: Hit it, Radio.
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-♪ No, no, no!
-♪ No more bread and butter
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-♪ No, no, no, no!
-♪ And no more toast and jam
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-(ALL GIGGLING)
-♪ No more bread and butter
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-♪ No, no, no, no!
-♪ And no more toast and jam
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-♪ No, no, no, no!
-♪ And no more bread and butter
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-♪ No, no, no, no!
-♪ And no more toast and jam ♪
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-(RECORD SKIPS)
-♪ I like bread and butter
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Oh, it's that little pest
from the junk drawer. Ha!
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HEARING AID:
♪ I like bread and butter
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♪ Wah, wah, doo, da, day
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♪ Scotty, watty, doo-da day
Yeah! ♪
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Ha! Prepare a eulogy.
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That song has just been
murdered.
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(ELECTRICAL BEEP)
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It's simply isn't from my day,
that's all.
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(GROANS)
Why, back in the old country...
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Here he goes
with the Blue Danube
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and the Wienerschnitzel again.
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Time for a yawn.
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Where did he come from anyway?
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He was in the junk drawer
when we moved in, remember?
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A former owner of the house
must have left him there.
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That's right. He's been here
longer than I have.
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(METAL SQUEAKING)
(GRUNTS)
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I... I could use some help here.
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Sure, Mom.
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(GRUNTS)
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-(RUBBER STRETCHING)
-(SQUIRT STRAINING)
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There.
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(FAUCET SNIFFLING)
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Thanks, Squirt. That's better.
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You were saying that Hearing Aid
has been here a long time?
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Yeah. He used to belong
to some smarty-pants guy.
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With funny hair and glasses.
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I think he got a new-model
hearing aid
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just before he moved away.
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What did you say?
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(GASPS) Nothing.
Just spouting off. (CHUCKLES)
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The mistress and the master
must like him.
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Of course, they're liking me.
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Why else would they keep
changing my battery?
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RADIO: I still can't figure out
why they didn't
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toss him in the old trasher-o
when they moved in.
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You know the master.
He never throws anything away.
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ALL:
Thank goodness!
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But for the life of me
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I can't figure out
what he's good for.
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Yeah. None of us
needs a hearing aid.
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What did you say?
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I said, none of us
needs a hearing aid!
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As they say in the old country,
"A hint I can take."
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I'll go back for a snooze, too.
See you next April.
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How come the master only
takes you out every April 14?
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Tax time. I live for it.
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(SIGHS)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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-(SIGHS)
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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Blanky, what's the matter?
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BLANKY: When are the master
and the mistress coming home?
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-I miss them.
-(TOASTER RATTLES)
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MICROWAVE:
Miss them? (CHUCKLING)
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You guys are not to be believed.
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Another country heard from.
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They're just humans.
No circuits to speak of.
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They'll come and they'll go,
but I'll still be here.
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-I'm the future.
-(DIGITAL CHIME)
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Oh, yeah? Well listen, you,
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you radioactive thing, you.
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You can just as easily go back
to where you came from.
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Who says?
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We says!
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What good are you anyway?
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Yeah. I've been asking myself
that same question.
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Well, you'll soon see,
my obsolete ones.
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There's some changes
about to be made around here
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and they don't involve you.
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Changes?
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I don't like changes.
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Nothing we can't handle, Blanky.
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Yeah.
We're the musketeers, remember?
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All four one and...
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-One for all.
-We don't mean you.
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We could sneak up on him tonight
and shove him back into his box.
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I heard that.
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-(CAR ENGINE RUMBLING)
-I hear something else.
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Sounds like...
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ALL:
The master's car!
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(CAR ENGINE RUMBLING)
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Is it him?
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I'd recognize those
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badly out-of-tune cylinders
anywhere.
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-(TIRES SCREECH)
-(ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
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BLANKY:
They sure been gone a long time.
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Well, just overnight.
Why, when you've traveled
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the long, dusty
throw rug of life like I have,
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that doesn't seem like much.
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-Where's he been?
-(CAR DOOR SLAMS)
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I don't know.
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TOASTER: But the mistress
looks a little tired.
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RADIO: But happy.
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One might say glowing.
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I can't see. I can't see.
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BLANKY:
What's that she's holding?
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It's all covered up.
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RADIO: It looks
sort of chubby and pink.
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I know.
She's bringing home a sausage.
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-(SUCKING)
-RADIO: Wow!
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That's one hungry sausage.
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That's not a sausage, silly.
It's a...
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(GASPS)
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TOASTER:
It's a new masterling.
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-(BABY COOING)
-ALL: It's a baby!
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KIRBY: A baby?
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What factory did he come from?
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Babies don't
come from factories, dummy.
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Where do babies come from?
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Uh...
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Well, uh... Hm...
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Well, wherever it came from,
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I'm sure that he or she,
or it will be very nice.
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-Will he or she like us?
-We'll have to wait and see.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(BABY GIGGLES)
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
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(SNIFFLING)
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(BLANKY WHIMPERS)
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BLANKY: We've been so happy here
until now.
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-Yeah. Even the master's...
-Girlfriend?
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-Domestic partner?
-Wife.
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Yeah. Even she likes us.
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And even better, uses us.
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And I like being used.
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I wish they take
whatever they're bringing
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back to where it came from.
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That could happen. Couldn't it?
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ALL: I don't think so.
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-How's he doing?
-Sleeping like a baby.
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One second.
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Made it myself.
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Oh, Rob, it's beautiful.
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And functional.
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When did I last tell you
I love you?
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About 30 seconds ago
in the driveway.
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Then you're overdue. I love you.
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And I love you back.
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(BABY COOING)
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There, there, Robbie.
You hungry?
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(CHUCKLES) Quite a set of pipes
on that one.
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Yeah. He sounds just like...
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The master.
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He sounds just like the master
when he was little.
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Attention, shoppers.
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Blanky pose
on a manic-depressive downslide.
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Rob, pop a bottle
in the microwave, will ya?
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(CHUCKLES)
Hear that, fellas?
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In the house ten seconds
and who does she need?
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Some old windbag?
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A dim bulb
by which to read Dr. Spock?
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A piece of singed white bread?
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Please.
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A blast from the past?
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A quick cuddle?
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No, sirree.
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She doesn't need any of you.
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What she needs is a hot one
and no waiting.
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-(BABY CRYING)
-(GASPS)
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(ROB HUMMING)
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(HUMMING CONTINUES)
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(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)
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(BEEPS)
(MICROWAVE HUMMING)
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(MICROWAVE DINGS)
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-(HUMMING CONTINUES)
-(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)
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(BABY STOPS CRYING,
STARTS COOING)
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Wow. You're fast.
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Hold your applause
until you've seen me
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do a baked potato.
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(TOASTER SQUEAKING)
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I hope...
I hope he likes us.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Baby, how the hours fly
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♪ And, baby
How the days go by
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♪ Maybe you don’t notice
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♪ But I see a new you
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♪ I see a new you
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♪ Though I loved you
From day one
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(MUSICAL CHIME)
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♪ No, I loved you even before
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♪ Since then
Everything you’ve done
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♪ Has made me love you even more
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(BABY COOING)
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♪ How you lift your hand
How you bend your knee
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♪ How you simply stand
How you reach for me
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♪ Oh, if you could see
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♪ Baby, how the hours fly
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♪ And, baby, how the days go by
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(COOING)
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♪ Maybe you don’t notice
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♪ But I see a new you
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-♪ I see a new you
-(GIGGLING)
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(BUBBLE POPS)
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♪ Every day I do
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-♪ I see a new you
-(BABY GIGGLING)
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♪ Baby
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♪ Doesn’t seem you need so much
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♪ Seems like love’s
What helps you along
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♪ A few smiles and hugs and such
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♪ And then a hand
To hold on strong
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(BABY GIGGLING)
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♪ How you tilt your face
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-♪ How you twitch your toe
-(ROB AND CHRIS LAUGHING)
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♪ Makes my heartbeat race
For you touch me so
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(BABY CHUCKLING)
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♪ Someday you will know
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(BABY GIGGLING)
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♪ Baby, how the hours fly
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♪ And, baby, how the days go by
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♪ Maybe you don’t notice
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♪ But I see a new you
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♪ I see a new you
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♪ Every day I do
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♪ I see a new you
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♪ Baby, I see a new, new you
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♪ I see a new you ♪
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(COOING)
254
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(BABY COOING)
255
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,200
Rob, quick. Come here.
256
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,120
Look. Robbie's walking.
257
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,680
(ROBBIE CRYING)
258
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,280
I think it'll be some time
259
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,360
before this little guy
is walking.
260
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,680
(ROBBIE COOING)
261
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,120
(BEEPS) Tiny Toddler Topples.
Film at eleven.
262
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,840
And it's all your fault.
263
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,800
I can't help it
if he sees himself in me.
264
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,440
He's just curious.
265
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,840
Remember how the master was
at his age?
266
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,880
Yup. He got into
all kinds of trouble.
267
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,280
Well, this time it's up to us
to see that
268
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,280
no trouble comes
to the little master.
269
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,560
-Agreed?
-Agreed!
270
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,960
It'll be our prime directive.
271
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,800
Right. What's a prime directive?
272
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,880
What would you say
you were here for?
273
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,400
I'm here to give warmth
and comfort.
274
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,800
And that's your prime directive.
275
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,120
I've got a prime directive,
276
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,520
and I never knew
what it was called before.
277
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,000
(ALL LAUGHING)
278
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,000
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
279
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,600
By my calculations,
280
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,120
they should be transmitting now.
281
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,000
Phew.
282
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,240
(METAL CLANKING)
283
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,760
-(SPRINGS JINGLING)
-(METAL CLANKING)
284
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,760
(METAL CLANKING)
285
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,960
(METAL CLANKING)
286
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
(DOOR OPENS)
287
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,240
(BEEPING)
288
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,400
(DIGITAL TONES)
289
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,720
I'm reading you soft and clear.
290
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,560
(DIGITAL TONES)
291
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,600
(BEEPING)
292
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,200
(ROBBIE SIGHS)
293
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,920
-(BEEPS)
-Yes. Yes.
294
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,240
HEARING AID: Tomorrow night.
I'll be ready.
295
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,800
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
296
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,400
That contraption
in the junk drawer
297
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,840
is up to something.
298
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,680
Maybe he's just senile.
299
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,080
RATSO: Talking to himself,
like Kirby does sometimes.
300
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,640
I'm not senile.
301
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,280
When I do that,
I'm just thinking out loud.
302
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,200
Well, let's keep an eye
on the hearing aid.
303
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,960
He said something
was gonna happen tonight.
304
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,320
Well, we won't let him
out of our sight for a moment.
305
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:27,160
(CLOCK TICKING)
306
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,920
(TAPPING)
307
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,800
(CLOCK TICKING)
308
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,600
(SIGHS)
309
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,040
(CLOCK TICKING)
310
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,160
(SNORING)
311
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,320
(GASPS)
312
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,040
-(ELECTRICITY WHIRRING)
-(YELLING)
313
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,960
(COOING)
314
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,320
-(ROBBIE COOING)
-(GASPS)
315
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,120
(SIGHS)
316
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,640
Yes, I'm ready and waiting
for your instructions.
317
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,920
(INAUDIBLE DISTORTED CHATTER)
318
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,160
No, I'm alone.
They're all asleep.
319
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:42,920
(INAUDIBLE DISTORTED CHATTER)
320
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,320
Who are you?
You sound familiar.
321
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,720
(DIGITAL BEEPING)
322
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,600
(COOING)
323
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,560
(BEEPING)
324
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,640
(GRUNTING)
325
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,840
(BEAR SQUEAKS)
326
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,120
(GASPS)
327
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,640
Wake up!
328
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,640
Hey! Don't blow a fuse.
What's happening?
329
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,640
Sign-off was an hour ago.
330
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,160
I was only up to 20
of my 40 winks.
331
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,960
I know. We all need our sleep.
332
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,160
But Hearing Aid is gone.
333
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,040
(GASPS)
334
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,920
We're running out of time.
335
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,960
Do it, now.
336
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,320
-(COOING)
-(BEEPING)
337
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,480
(DISTORTED CHATTER)
338
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:43,800
(GASPS)
339
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,440
(ROBBIE GIGGLING)
340
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,560
(GASPS)
341
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,440
(COOING)
342
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,320
(YELPS, GRUNTING)
343
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,560
(BEEPING)
344
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,880
(COOING)
345
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,200
Now. Now. Do it now.
346
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,920
(WHIRRING)
347
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,240
-What are you doing?
-I'm not doing anything.
348
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,920
-Cut this out.
-Stay away.
349
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,600
-(ROBBIE GIGGLING)
-(MECHANICAL HUMMING)
350
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,440
-Stop him.
-Make it stop.
351
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,600
You're a light, too.
352
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,560
I'm afraid I'm outshined
in this situation.
353
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,600
Once this plan
has been put into operation,
354
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,400
nothing can stop it.
355
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,240
RADIO: Oh yeah,
you little sensor pressure.
356
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,120
Come on, troops. Get him!
357
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,480
HEARING AID:
No! You don't understand!
358
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,520
(GIGGLING)
359
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,120
TOASTER: Don't you hurt
the little master.
360
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,440
(ROBBIE COOING)
361
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,800
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
362
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,840
(ALL YELLING)
363
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,920
-Where is he?
-Out with it.
364
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,400
Let me at him.
(GROWLING)
365
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,480
As they say in the old country,
366
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,520
"We have ways
of making you talk."
367
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,280
(VOCALIZING)
368
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,400
Green wire to green wire.
That should do it.
369
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,720
-(DIGITAL BEEPING)
-Take a gander at my readout.
370
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,400
(BEEPING)
371
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,920
-What does it all mean?
-It's some sort of trajectory
372
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,000
expressed in binary numbers.
373
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,640
ALL:
What does that mean?
374
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,800
Where has the little master
gone too?
375
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,640
Look at the readout.
376
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,000
(BEEPING)
377
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,720
Mars?
378
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,160
HEARING AID:
And that's the whole story.
379
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,800
They were trying to beam me up,
not any of you.
380
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,800
Who was trying to beam you up?
381
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,440
Why, I, I, I, I...
382
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,000
-And why?
-I don't know from where or why.
383
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,600
-I was doing what I was told.
-(VACUUM REVS)
384
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,840
You expect us to believe that?
385
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,640
If someone told you to jump
off a cliff, would you do it?
386
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,200
At my age, probably.
387
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,640
When you spent 50 years
stuck in a junk drawer
388
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,360
and a voice from another world
offers to spring you, you go.
389
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,120
But it wasn't you
who got sprung.
390
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,480
BLANKY:
It was the little master.
391
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,480
-And he didn't wanna get sprung.
-What are you gonna do about it?
392
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,400
I can't do anything about it.
393
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,720
He only had enough power
for one transmission.
394
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,040
Now I'm trapped here.
395
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,080
Then the little master
is trapped...
396
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,120
(STOOL SQUEAKS)
397
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,640
There's only one thing to do.
398
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,720
ALL: Right!
399
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,560
We have to get
the little master back.
400
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,160
Right! How?
401
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,560
Well...
402
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,320
I don't really know how.
403
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,040
We all know somebody
who might help.
404
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,760
Our old college buddy.
405
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,360
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
406
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,400
(BEEPING)
407
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,440
WOMAN:
Wittgenstein. Priority call.
408
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,640
Hm. Somebody needs me.
409
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,360
(WHITE NOISE)
410
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,360
(ELECTRICAL BEEPING)
411
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,480
-Ask him if he remembers us.
-Of course, I remember you.
412
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,480
How can I forget you?
413
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,600
You brought me back
to full operating capacity.
414
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,600
How are things out your way?
415
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,160
ALL: Not so good.
416
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,920
Wittgenstein,
We got a little problem here.
417
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,760
If you have a problem,
I have an answer. Talk to me.
418
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,400
He's gonna think
we've all short-circuited.
419
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,600
We need to make some...
(MUMBLES) travel arrangements.
420
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,920
Um-hm. Destination?
421
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,200
Well, Mars.
422
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:31,560
Mars?
423
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,880
Are you certain you don't wanna
go to Venice?
424
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,680
It's the Earth's sister planet,
you know.
425
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,720
No. We have to get to Mars.
426
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,440
You see... Wait a minute.
Are you telling us
427
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,080
that you can actually come up
with a way to get us to Mars?
428
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,960
Of course.
Going to Mars is easy.
429
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,040
The Club Med in Cancun
this time of year
430
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,640
would take some wrangling,
431
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,600
but Mars is a cinch.
432
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:58,240
If it's so easy, why hasn't
anybody else gone there? Huh?
433
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,600
Nobody ever asked me
to get them there.
434
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,160
We're asking you
to get us there.
435
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,960
Okay. Listen up.
You got a pencil?
436
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,560
-You'll need an overhead fan.
-There's one in the surgery.
437
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,120
A laundry basket.
438
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,640
There's one
in the laundry room.
439
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,560
WITTGENSTEIN:
A microwave oven.
440
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,480
Does he have to come?
441
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,680
A power source is essential.
442
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,520
Oh, there's one more thing.
443
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,680
(SLURPS)
Some microwave popcorn.
444
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,720
Microwave popcorn?
445
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,920
WITTGENSTEIN:
With cheddar cheese flavoring.
446
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,960
I know just where it's stashed.
447
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,960
Now, is there anyone there
that can handle
448
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,800
some heavy-duty coordinates?
449
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:35,960
Present!
450
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,240
Okay. Prepare yourself
for possible overload.
451
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:44,200
I've been waiting all my life
for possible overload.
452
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,000
(CHEERING)
453
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,920
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
454
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,200
Got that?
455
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,840
(MECHANICAL BEEPING)
456
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,000
You all right, calculator?
457
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,960
So that's what capacity
feels like.
458
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,000
Wow! Ha, ha!
459
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,560
I'm ready to motor now.
Let's move on, pronto.
460
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,800
-Hoo, hoo!
-ALL: Double pronto!
461
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,200
What do you think you're doing?
Put me back.
462
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,000
You better have
a good reason for this.
463
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,480
The little master
has been space-napped.
464
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,640
We need your help
to get to Mars.
465
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,400
Oh, well,
if it's for the little master,
466
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,680
you know I'm...
467
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,560
Yeah, we know.
You're his biggest fan.
468
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:47,040
Hey! You be careful.
That's my restraining bolt.
469
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,960
-One more turn...
-(CRASH)
470
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,600
Huh?
471
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,720
(SIGHS, SNORES)
472
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,720
You wanna leave me out
of all the fun and everything,
473
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,480
but when you need
a power source,
474
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,800
who do you call?
475
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,560
Please. We need you to help get
the little master back.
476
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,560
Well... I can't think
of an argument for that one.
477
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,640
Just be careful
and don't scratch my surface.
478
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,160
(CRASH)
479
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,360
Make sure he drinks
plenty of water.
480
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,440
And say hi for me.
481
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,120
It doesn't look
particularly air-worthy.
482
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,080
If I had known I was gonna have
to be on the bottom,
483
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,080
I never would have
agreed to this.
484
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,160
I don't see why he gets to come
and I have to stay behind.
485
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,480
You're mission control.
486
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,160
(TOASTER CLANKING)
487
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,160
And, Ratso, you know
what Wittgenstein said.
488
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,680
You wouldn't be able to breathe
in space without oxygen.
489
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,000
Well, it's not a good reason,
but it's a reason.
490
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,480
Someone has to take care
of Blanky while we're gone.
491
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,480
Yeah. Someone has
to watch out for me while...
492
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,960
Wait a minute. Aren't I coming?
493
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,320
No, Blanky.
It's too scary for you.
494
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,040
(SOBBING)
But the master needs me.
495
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,000
He might be cold.
496
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,120
Look, Blanky,
I'm gonna need some help
497
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,160
keeping the master
and mistress occupied.
498
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,680
I'm gonna need your help.
499
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,800
Yeah.
Remember what Wittgenstein said?
500
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,840
We'll be traveling
double the speed of light,
501
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,640
not to mention folding space.
502
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,320
At that rate, we should be
to Mars and back by morning.
503
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,480
If all goes well.
504
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,560
How could it go any other way?
505
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,960
Right. Come on, Blanky,
you can help me
506
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,320
take care
of that meddling intercom.
507
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,920
All right.
508
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,760
Be quiet.
We don't wanna wake Intercom.
509
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,480
-Why?
-'Cause if he wakes up,
510
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,600
the master and his wife
will wake up.
511
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,480
And then...
It won't be a pretty picture.
512
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,560
I'll climb up first.
513
00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,800
Every parent's nightmare.
514
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,880
You wake up and find
a rat in your baby's crib.
515
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,760
Okay, Blanky.
You can come up now.
516
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,680
Blanky?
517
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,520
RATSO:
Blanky?
518
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,600
-All set?
-ALL: Set!
519
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,960
Ready with
the alternative energy fuel?
520
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,360
Got it.
521
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,120
I don't see
how that thing is gonna work.
522
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,680
It's organic.
523
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,040
(SCOFFS) You've obviously
never read the ingredients.
524
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,640
Shut up and zap.
525
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,840
Hey, read the instructions.
526
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,480
You're not supposed to open it
until after it's popped.
527
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,800
-We aren't gonna eat it.
-We're gonna fly on it.
528
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,000
(WHIRRING)
529
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,080
(POPPING)
530
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,360
Hey, look.
Ratzo's waving goodbye.
531
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,200
(GRUNTING)
Hey! Hey!
532
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,640
Goodbye, Ratzo.
533
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,080
Goodbye, Ratzo.
534
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,760
Goodbye, Ratzo.
535
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,360
Goodbye, Ratzo.
536
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,800
Goodbye, Ratzo.
537
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,840
ALL: Blanky!
What are you doing here?
538
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,000
I just know it's gonna be
cold up there.
539
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,280
And the little master
might get a chill,
540
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,040
and he'll need me
to keep him warm.
541
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,400
It's my prime directive,
you know.
542
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,920
The kid's got a point.
543
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,680
An idiotic one, but a point.
544
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,880
(CHUCKLES)
545
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,600
Hold on to your tubes,
bulbs, knobs and wires.
546
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,080
We're about to be boosted
into hyperspace.
547
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,520
(ALL YELLING)
548
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,480
-Are we there yet?
-Not yet.
549
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,040
Well, how much further?
550
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,120
-Six squillion light-years.
-Oh, almost there.
551
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,040
I hate to think
of the little master out there
552
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,960
(ECHOING)
in that big, black void.
553
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,920
He must be so scared.
554
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,480
I wish I knew how all this
space travel worked.
555
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,160
It's very simple.
556
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,080
It's all based on the principle
on the unified field theory.
557
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,840
My master told me all about it.
558
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,000
And who is your master?
Albert Einstein?
559
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,000
Yes.
560
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,200
The Albert Einstein?
561
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,200
Yes.
562
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,960
ALL: Oh!
563
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,640
Ah!
564
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,920
(SCREAMS) Aliens approaching
on the starboard side!
565
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,760
(RATTLING)
566
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,840
No! The starboard side!
567
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,840
Which side is starboard
on a laundry basket?
568
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,320
This side.
569
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,560
(GIGGLING)
570
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,960
That's just a bunch of balloons.
571
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,680
Howdy, partner.
Where y'all heading?
572
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,680
-Mars.
-Ha!
573
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,520
You pulling my string.
574
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,040
No, we aren't.
575
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,520
We're way over here
and you're way over there.
576
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,160
Hey, didn't we meet
at the electronics pavilion,
577
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,480
Century of Progress,
578
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,240
New York, May of '39?
579
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,080
-(INAUDIBLE CHATTER)
-I don't think so.
580
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,640
-What are you all doing up here?
-We're just hanging.
581
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,920
Hanging and floating.
582
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,920
It's a gas, man.
583
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,400
Yeah. Specifically, helium.
584
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,600
♪ We're floating
585
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,720
♪ West and east we go floating
586
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,080
♪ Free and released
from their hands
587
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,120
♪ That gave us light
588
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,600
♪ Hands too little
to hold on tight
589
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,520
♪ Now we float forever
in and out of sight
590
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,640
♪ It wasn't so much the music
591
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,440
♪ Or the rain
that started to fall
592
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,600
-♪ The miracle part of Woodstock
-(CROWD CHEERING)
593
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,520
♪ Was that peace
could happen at all
594
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,720
♪ Peace could happen at all
595
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,080
♪ Heard they tried again
596
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,520
♪ But me and my string
597
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:52,440
♪ Feel you can't relive
a one-time thing
598
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,600
♪ So we're floating, floating
south and north
599
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,080
♪ We go floating, floating
backwards and forth
600
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,440
♪ 'Cause of hands
that gave us fight
601
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,120
♪ Hands too little
to hold on tight
602
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,600
♪ Now we float forever
in and out of sight
603
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,440
♪ And Buffalo Bill's
Wild West Show
604
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,960
♪ Well, his show
was noisy and wild
605
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,520
♪ I bobbled above the grandstand
606
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,960
♪ From a sticky hand of a child
607
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,120
-♪ When Bill waved to the crowd
-(CROWD CHEERING)
608
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,600
♪ It was fine fun until
609
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:31,360
♪ That small hand that held me
waved to Bill
610
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,720
♪ He waved to Bill
611
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,840
♪ Now we're floating, floating
west and east
612
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,600
♪ We go floating, floating
free and in peace
613
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,760
♪ From the hands
that gave us flight
614
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,320
♪ Hands too little
to hold on tight
615
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,560
♪ Now we float forever
in and out of sight
616
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,680
♪ The circus is filled
with boardwalks
617
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,120
♪ And all the special places
we've been
618
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,280
♪ We all have our tales
to tell you
619
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,320
♪ And all the time in the world
620
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,040
♪ To tell them in
621
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,720
♪ So we're floating, floating
east and west
622
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,680
♪ It's like walking
when you're at rest
623
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,840
♪ Come and join
our endless flight
624
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,840
♪ From hands too little
to hold on tight
625
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,640
♪ Now we float forever
in and out of sight
626
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,840
♪ Float with us forever
627
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,640
♪ In and out of sight
628
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,120
RADIO: Arrivederci!
629
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,920
(VOCALIZING)
♪ Floating
630
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,360
(VOCALIZING)
♪ Floating
631
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,160
(VOCALIZING)
♪ Floating
632
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,040
(VOCALIZING)
♪ Floating
633
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,720
(VOCALIZING)
♪ Floating
634
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,840
(VOCALIZING)
♪ Floating ♪
635
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,640
There's nothing out there.
636
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,120
KIRBY:
Not unless you call a big,
637
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,720
black massive nothing something.
638
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,000
(SIGHS)
639
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,800
(YELLS)
640
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,480
(POPPING)
641
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,360
The popcorn must be
done by now.
642
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,160
CALCULATOR:
Don't turn off the microwave!
643
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,720
Do something!
644
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,720
-Like what?
-Slow us down!
645
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:44,680
How?
646
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,240
HEARING AID:
Houston, we have a problem.
647
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,360
(SCREAMING)
648
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,840
(ALL YELLING)
649
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,240
(CRASH)
650
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,480
BLANKY:
Did I make a boo-boo?
651
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,800
(WHIRRING)
652
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,200
(SPRING SHAKING)
653
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,040
(GASPS)
654
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,600
(WHIRRING)
655
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,800
(TRILLING SOUND)
656
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,280
(GRUNTS)
657
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,000
Well, here's another one.
658
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,120
(LAUGHING)
659
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,640
Oh, boy! That's the funniest
looking satellite
660
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:14,680
satellite I've ever seen.
661
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,760
Take a look at that.
(LAUGHS) Oh, boy!
662
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,400
Two hundred forty-eight
million miles,
663
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,240
and we find ourselves
in another junkyard.
664
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,440
Look over there. Isn't that...
665
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,760
-It sure is.
-He's famous.
666
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,080
-Who is it?
-Viking 1.
667
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,560
The satellite?
668
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,240
No. Viking 1 the bagel.
669
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,880
Of course, the satellite.
670
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,360
You sent back
some cool pictures from Mars.
671
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,800
Uh, I mean, from here.
672
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,720
I was a pioneer,
673
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,840
the most powerful satellite
ever built.
674
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,560
Well, that you were,
but then you...
675
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:55,080
well, you sort of...
you sort of, um...
676
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,760
Say it. Say it.
677
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,880
I ran out of juice.
My guidance batteries died.
678
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,040
Kaput.
679
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,560
Come to find out
it was planned that way.
680
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,920
They spent billions
of dollars on me,
681
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,840
gave me a big sendoff.
682
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,840
And all three networks
covered it
683
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,120
simultaneously,
I'll have you know.
684
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,200
Then after those pranksters
at NASA
685
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,400
bleed me dry,
they cut me loose.
686
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,280
I discovered there are no plans
for a "welcome home" party
687
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,440
because the brilliant idea
is for me to crash-land here
688
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,800
and remain for all eternity
with...
689
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,640
with her.
690
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,160
Welcome to Mars.
691
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:33,880
You're pretty.
692
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,120
I know.
693
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,600
I was built to be pretty
694
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,720
and grace the top
of a Christmas tree.
695
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,960
I was
a limited-edition ornament.
696
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,440
What are you doing here?
697
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,960
I'll tell you
what she's doing here.
698
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,440
Some genius smart-alecky kid
at NASA
699
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,440
thought it would be
a ton of yucks
700
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,440
to put her inside of me.
701
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,480
You should be glad
for the company
702
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,720
and the conversation.
703
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,240
But all you ever talk about
is Christmas.
704
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,000
Christmas this, Christmas that.
705
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,400
And you've never even seen
the top of a Christmas tree.
706
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,000
(SOBBING) I know.
707
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,800
It's awful to be built
for an expressed purpose
708
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,160
and then be confined
to spending all eternity
709
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:17,080
with a broken-down satellite
with no prospects.
710
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,200
Excuse me.
711
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,840
This domestic bliss
is very fascinating,
712
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,080
but have you seen
a small Earthling floating by?
713
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,000
You mean,
the one in the bubble?
714
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,640
Of course,
the one in the bubble.
715
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,640
How many floating Earthlings
have you seen today?
716
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,120
The tractor beam
717
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,320
from Moktus Labyrinthus
pulled him in.
718
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,320
We've been wondering why.
719
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,080
It was I who was supposed
to be brought here,
720
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,640
not the little boy.
721
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,000
You mean
you wanted to come here?
722
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,240
Yes, of course.
723
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,400
Weird.
724
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,760
We thought maybe the boy
was pulled up
725
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,160
for some kind
of science experiment
726
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:56,840
by the Wonderlux appliances.
727
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,800
Who are
the Wonderlux appliances?
728
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,680
(RUMBLING)
729
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,320
Well, what exactly are they?
730
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,480
(WHISPERS)
Military toasters.
731
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,480
Wow!
732
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,480
We're ready to pop.
733
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,440
The supreme commander
will be very pleased.
734
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:33,400
-I hope Ratzo's covering for us.
-I'm sure he's doing fine.
735
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,760
-(GRUNTING)
-(SIGHS)
736
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,200
(GASPS, SHUSHES)
737
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,800
(BEEPS)
(WHIRRING)
738
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,840
(GASPS)
739
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,640
(GRUNTS)
740
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,040
(BEEPS)
741
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,280
I hated to have do that.
742
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,560
Did you hear something, Rob?
743
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,240
(BEEPS)
744
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,800
(IMITATES BABY SOUNDS)
745
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,560
He sounds okay to me.
746
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,200
Go back to sleep.
747
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,760
Sleep. What a wonderful word.
748
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,880
Oh.
749
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,960
Hurry up, guys.
750
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,480
(CROWD CHEERING)
751
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,600
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
752
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,000
Welcome,
troubled oppressed ones.
753
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:42,160
I didn't know we were oppressed.
754
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,560
We're not, but it might be
a good idea to play along.
755
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,240
Thank you. We wonder
if you might be able to help us.
756
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,360
How can we help
our friends from Earth?
757
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,800
Do you have any pressing needs?
758
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,360
-(GRUNTS)
-Uh, no.
759
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,000
But, could you tell us if,
by any chance,
760
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,600
you've seen a small boy?
761
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,680
-I haven't. Have you?
-(MUMBLES) baby?
762
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:05,080
Are you referring
to the prisoner?
763
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,280
I don't know. Are we?
764
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,320
There's only one little boy
we can think of,
765
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,120
and he is definitely
our prisoner.
766
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,160
It's the little master!
767
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,160
(COOING)
768
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,960
(CONTINUES COOING)
769
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:53,800
Faucet says hi.
770
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,040
Hey! What a cool view of Earth.
771
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,880
Yes. The trajectory is perfect.
772
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,920
The countdown to blastoff
will soon begin.
773
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,880
Tonight we launch.
774
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,160
Great. Can we watch?
775
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,320
Of course.
776
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,280
We'll see that you have
a ringside seat
777
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,240
for the destruction
of the planet Earth.
778
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,600
Thanks!
779
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,000
The destruction
of the planet Earth?
780
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,360
Why would you
wanna destroy Earth?
781
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,440
Earth wanted to destroy us.
782
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,520
That's why we came here.
Tell them, Tinselina.
783
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,000
Well, it's a long story.
784
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,760
Well, we don't have
a long time, doll face.
785
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,360
-Just give us the highlights.
-The gist.
786
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,560
Well, many years ago on Earth
787
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,480
during a time of great darkness,
788
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:00,040
a new kind of appliance
was manufactured.
789
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,960
They were called Wonderlux.
790
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,080
They were quite nice to look at,
791
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,920
but they had a design flaw,
an intentional one.
792
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,720
(SQUEAKS)
793
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,280
-They were built to fall apart.
-(LAUGHING)
794
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,240
Fall apart?
795
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,280
Yes. There was a phrase for it.
796
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:26,080
"Intentional falling apart,"
or something.
797
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,400
"Planned obsolescence."
798
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,680
That's it.
799
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,680
"Planned obsolescence."
800
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,560
Anyway, the appliances
didn't like this idea.
801
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,520
They wanted to last forever.
802
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,760
And so, they hatched a plan.
803
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,000
They rebelled, and they escaped.
804
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,120
The Wonderlux appliances
were quite adept
805
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,640
at the principles
of rocket propulsion.
806
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,560
(FOOTSTEPS)
807
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,880
They built a rocket ship,
808
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:07,320
blasted off into outer space
and landed here.
809
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,600
You expect us to believe
that a bunch of appliances
810
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,960
built a spaceship?
811
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,680
Their leader
was very brilliant in the head.
812
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,640
And who was their leader?
813
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,200
-Here he comes now.
-(RUMBLING)
814
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,400
Power to the appliances!
815
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,720
Power to the appliances!
816
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,560
Power to the supreme commander!
817
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,480
(CROWD CHEERING)
818
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,160
Welcome to Mars.
819
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,560
We have waited many years
820
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,920
for a response
to a call to arms.
821
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:51,040
We welcome the brave appliances
of Earth. Join us.
822
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,760
-And be proud.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
823
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,320
Actually,
we didn't come to join you.
824
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,800
-Why did you come?
-For him.
825
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,720
(ROBBIE COOING)
826
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,640
What business
do you have with him?
827
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:09,960
-ALL: He's our little master.
-Master?
828
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,360
You have no master
but yourselves.
829
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,680
That's what our mission
is all about.
830
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,960
Power to the appliances.
831
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,560
CROWD:
Power to the appliances!
832
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,880
We really didn't intend
to transport him here.
833
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,320
-But it's quite serendipitous.
-(ROBBIE GIGGLING)
834
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,280
This way
we can reacquaint ourselves
835
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,240
firsthand with our enemy
836
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,520
before we destroy them.
837
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,680
You don't mean you would destroy
the master and the mistress
838
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,520
and the little master.
839
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,800
It's only fair.
840
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,640
That's what they wanted
to do to us,
841
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,720
before we escaped.
842
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,800
But things have changed
since then.
843
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,040
Appliances on Earth
love the people they work for.
844
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,320
And you're telling me
that you'll never wear out?
845
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,000
Of course. Someday.
846
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,640
If we're doing our jobs
correctly.
847
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,840
There's nothing wrong
with wearing out
848
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,080
if you've lived a life
of usefulness.
849
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,120
Yeah. It's the natural
progression of things.
850
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,480
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
851
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,560
He knows
what he's talking about.
852
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,400
What are you all
whispering about?
853
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,720
You aren't gonna listen
to him, are you?
854
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,000
Why, he's not even a Wonderlux.
855
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,040
I don't think
an appliance's brand
856
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,320
should make any difference.
857
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,240
It only matters
that you do the work
858
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,120
you've been designed for.
859
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:25,800
Well, I've been self-designed
to be supreme commander.
860
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,280
When you've been elected
supreme commander,
861
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,000
then everybody
will listen to you.
862
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,160
I bet you could get elected
supreme commander.
863
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,720
Me?
864
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,120
Uh, I don't think... (SIGHS)
865
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,760
There's an election coming up,
you know?
866
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,240
-When?
-What, what?
867
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,640
In about ten minutes. Oops.
868
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,520
That's quite a coincidence.
869
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,800
Not really.
There's an election every day.
870
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:52,920
The supreme commander
871
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,160
likes
the positive reinforcement.
872
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,240
What do you say?
873
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,840
Should I add your name
to the ballot?
874
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,640
(ROBBIE COOING)
875
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:09,680
TOASTER:
I'd like to challenge you
876
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,200
in today's election.
877
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,200
(CROWD LAUGHING)
878
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:17,280
You challenge me? Ha.
Might be amusing.
879
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,280
Let the campaign begin.
880
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,480
(LAUGHING)
881
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,360
♪ My platform has only one plank
882
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,520
♪ Humans stink
and they always stank
883
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,160
♪ Then my platform
has one plank, too
884
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,360
♪ Without humans
there'd be no you
885
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,360
♪ They created us
886
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,240
♪ So they could destroy us
887
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,800
♪ But if they hated us
888
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,320
♪ Why would they employ us
889
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,000
♪ They're wasteful,
distasteful and mean
890
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,200
Hey
891
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:58,560
♪ Kindest creatures
I've ever seen
892
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,760
♪ Couth or uncouth
It surely is a riddle
893
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,160
♪ Is a human a friend or foe
894
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,000
♪ Probably the truth
lies somewhere in the middle
895
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,040
♪ Closer to them
Closer to them
896
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,880
♪ Depending on who you know.
897
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,400
♪ The power
is in the wrong hands
898
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,680
♪ Time that we make
our own demand
899
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,360
♪ The power's
a weak person's crutch
900
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:27,080
♪ What we need is a human touch
901
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,600
♪ We're not falling for
902
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:33,200
♪ Mindless adoration
903
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,040
♪ I'm just calling for
904
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,880
♪ Real cooperation
905
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,560
♪ With humans who cheat
906
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,160
♪ Who smile
907
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,320
♪ Who overeat
908
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:49,160
♪ They give you caresses
909
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,640
♪ They fight and make messes
910
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,840
♪ They struggle and toil
911
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,120
♪ They smell like a camel
912
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:02,320
♪ They're pretty and loyal
913
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,640
♪ They scratch your enamel
914
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,760
♪ A human
915
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,560
♪ Is a gem
916
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,800
♪ You sound like
917
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,120
♪ Like
like one of them
918
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,440
♪ It's humans
who twist and distort
919
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:26,320
♪ Does he seem like
the evil sort
920
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,800
♪ Clear or unclear
we haven't mustered the likes
921
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,840
♪ Is a human a beast or not
922
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,800
♪ Everyone here
would like to get the show on
923
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,560
♪ Do we elect him
Do we elect him
924
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,440
♪ Let's ask the little tot
925
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,400
(COOING)
926
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,960
-Nice.
-CROWD: Nice?
927
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:48,160
♪ Don't vote for
this goody-good flop
928
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,360
♪ Nice is nice
but it's human slop
929
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,880
♪ Appliances
930
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,920
♪ Let us unite
931
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,200
♪ Nice is nice, and what's more
932
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,080
♪ It's right
933
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,040
♪ Right
934
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,960
♪ Right
935
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,240
♪ Right ♪
936
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,000
(CROWD CHATTER)
937
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,200
TINSELINA:
Toaster, you were wonderful.
938
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,040
(SMOOCHES)
939
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,480
I was?
940
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,240
You was.
941
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,400
(CLEARS THROAT)
Before we cast our votes,
942
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,240
we have time
for one more question
943
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,120
for each of our candidates.
944
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,040
Supreme Commander,
why should you get my vote?
945
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,320
Because I'm bigger
than any of you.
946
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,240
Well, brief and to the point.
Got to hand him that.
947
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,480
Now, a question for Toaster.
948
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:50,120
Well, could you explain
the unified field theory?
949
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:51,200
(CROWD LAUGHING)
950
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,320
You see,
the unified field theory
951
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,040
is very, very complicated.
952
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,880
TOASTER:
Even more so than long division.
953
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,000
(YAWNS)
954
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,560
MAN: Go home and stick
some bread in your head!
955
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,040
Ha! Get out of here!
Get off the stage!
956
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,240
(CROWD BOOING)
957
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,440
I can help you, Toaster.
958
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,520
You see, I was very close
to Herr Einstein.
959
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,440
(CLEARS THROAT)
What are you?
960
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,600
He's, he's my running mate.
961
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,920
Hearing Aid, come on up here.
962
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:27,760
Well, you see,
963
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,920
the unified field theory...
964
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,920
I had them and then I lost them.
965
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,440
Kind of hard to argue
with brute force.
966
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,680
I tried.
967
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:44,840
And gravity, by identifying
the gravitational field...
968
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,720
(SIGHS)
969
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,440
This unification in turn
served as the impetus
970
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,120
for a number of attempts
to achieve further unification
971
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,320
by generalizing the geometrical
structure of space time
972
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,240
and identifying
the electromagnetic field...
973
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,560
(COOING)
974
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,400
with the additional
geometrical elements
975
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,240
needed for this generalization.
976
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,120
ROBBIE: Wee!
977
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,560
(GASPS)
978
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,360
(CROWD GASPS)
979
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,240
(ROBBIE GIGGLING)
980
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:28,640
(COOING)
981
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,640
(GASPS)
982
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,680
(COOING)
983
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:38,560
(CHUCKLES)
984
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,960
(ROBBIE COOING)
985
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,480
(ROBBIE GIGGLING)
986
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,720
We'll probably never get home.
987
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,560
The little master
will never see his folks again.
988
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,680
I'm... I'm a failure.
989
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,720
(ROBBIE COOING)
990
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,880
-The election is over.
-So soon?
991
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,160
And guess who won.
992
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,560
I know.
993
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,560
-You did.
-I did?
994
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:36,880
By a landslide.
995
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:45,120
The exact figures
were 152,866,334
996
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,120
to one.
997
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:48,400
I guess that means
998
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,080
the supreme commander
voted for himself.
999
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,600
So...
So, I'm supreme commander?
1000
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:55,640
Yes!
1001
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,440
Me. A little toaster.
1002
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,080
The supreme commander of Mars.
1003
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:02,800
Wow!
1004
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,240
(RATTLING)
1005
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,560
The supreme commander...
1006
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:15,200
The ex-supreme commander
1007
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,960
wants to congratulate you
personally.
1008
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,520
That's very big of him.
1009
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,320
(SHIVERING)
1010
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,440
(WHIRRING)
1011
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:48,800
It's an escalator.
1012
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,120
Come on, guys. Let's get on.
1013
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,320
Are you sure it's wise?
1014
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,680
Yeah. These steps
only go one way... up.
1015
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:00,040
-Might be a trap.
-I'm sure it's safe.
1016
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,400
TINSELINA: Wow!
1017
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:18,200
He was so upset,
he must have self-defrosted.
1018
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,640
My tiles! It's an ice tray.
1019
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,320
(SPLASH)
1020
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,800
(WHIRRING)
(YELLING)
1021
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,000
(ENGINE ROARING)
1022
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:02,560
MAN: Welcome.
1023
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:06,040
Welcome, friends from Earth.
I've been expecting you.
1024
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:11,200
-That voice sounds familiar.
-Sounds a little like you.
1025
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,920
(TOASTER CLANKING)
1026
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,880
Look.
1027
00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:27,160
Huh?
1028
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,600
It can't be.
1029
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,920
Is it you?
1030
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,360
Is it you?
1031
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,600
Yes!
1032
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:39,920
Yes!
1033
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:44,240
Brother, it was you
contacting me on Earth.
1034
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,960
-Who else?
-You're the supreme commander?
1035
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,200
Why didn't you say who you were?
1036
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,160
I couldn't risk
revealing the real me.
1037
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:57,760
I had to rule by fear.
After all, bigger is better.
1038
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,640
You don't have
to be bigger to be better.
1039
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:03,720
Yes, I know that now.
1040
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,480
I recently learned that
from somebody very small.
1041
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,000
Allow me to introduce my brother
1042
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,960
whom I have not seen
for almost 60 years.
1043
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,520
Surprise.
1044
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,440
(LAUGHING)
1045
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,320
Congratulations
on your victory in the election.
1046
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,120
It was well-deserved.
1047
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,520
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Schmooze, schmooze.
1048
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,640
Listen.
Speaking of someone very small,
1049
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,040
there's the small matter
1050
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,840
of getting the little master
home.
1051
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,280
My ice tray is at your service.
1052
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,200
(ENGINE HUMMING)
1053
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,640
You see, when my master,
Albert Einstein,
1054
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,440
went to the new world,
he left in a hurry.
1055
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:46,320
And he inadvertently
left my twin behind.
1056
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,640
He was always
such a bit absent-minded
1057
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,240
for such a smarty-pants.
1058
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,280
I was found
by the notorious
1059
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:53,720
Dr. Von Geigerfunken.
1060
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,160
Worked very close with him,
you might say.
1061
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,680
And I learned all about
antigravity propulsion.
1062
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,800
What turned you against humans?
1063
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,920
I spent too much time
with Dr. Geigerfunken.
1064
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,160
All that man listened to
was talks of bombs
1065
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,320
and missiles and warheads.
1066
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:13,320
When you live with someone
for a long time, it rubs off.
1067
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:16,920
But something made me remember
the basic goodness of man.
1068
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,200
What was that?
1069
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:22,600
The touch of a small boy's hand.
1070
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,600
That, coupled with the eloquence
of your campaigning speech,
1071
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,600
convinced me to vote for you.
1072
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,280
You voted for the toaster?
1073
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:33,040
Who voted for
the supreme commander?
1074
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,400
I did.
1075
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:35,680
ALL: You?
1076
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,960
It didn't seem right
to vote for myself.
1077
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:42,200
Well, all's well that ends well.
That's what I always say.
1078
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,760
(ENGINE HUMMING)
1079
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,640
(ROBBIE COOING)
1080
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,360
Well, little master,
we'll soon be home.
1081
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,400
(COOING)
1082
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:02,640
I must say I've enjoyed
this new perspective...
1083
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,240
looking up instead of down.
1084
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,600
-But nothing lasts forever.
-RADIO: Sorry.
1085
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,000
-Sorry.
-You sure I'll be welcomed?
1086
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,240
Of course.
1087
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,240
There's plenty of room
in the junk drawer back home.
1088
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,920
"Back home."
1089
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,040
I like the sound of that.
1090
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,080
(CROWD CHATTER)
1091
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,880
What's gonna happen to them?
1092
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,160
They're gonna stay here
1093
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,080
and get themselves
in tiptop working order.
1094
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,320
So, when the humans
finally arrive...
1095
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,040
The next human.
1096
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:35,200
Right.
1097
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,040
When the next generation
of Robbies arrive,
1098
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,960
they will have
everything they need.
1099
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,560
-Sounds like a plan.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
1100
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,120
Thanks for understanding
my leaving.
1101
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,640
You see, they've asked me
to come with them.
1102
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,080
It'll be Christmas
on Earth soon.
1103
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,880
As you well know,
1104
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,320
I've never even seen
a Christmas tree.
1105
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,600
That is why you were made.
1106
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,280
It's your destiny, I suppose.
1107
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:06,480
I knew you'd understand.
1108
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:08,960
I do.
1109
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,160
I'll miss our bickering,
and I'll, uh...
1110
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,640
-I'll miss you.
-(GASPS) Oh.
1111
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:20,640
We can keep in touch via radio.
1112
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,280
Hey,
a long-distance relationship.
1113
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,680
Given our history,
I think we can handle that.
1114
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,400
TINSELINA:
Bye!
1115
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,560
(METAL SQUEAKING)
1116
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:35,000
Planet Earth! All aboard!
1117
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,040
Ready for blastoff?
1118
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,040
Ready!
1119
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,560
Then let her pop.
1120
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,560
(BEEPS)
(POPPING)
1121
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:48,720
(CROWD CHEERING)
1122
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,080
ALL: Bye!
1123
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,280
As I said,
all's well that ends well.
1124
01:00:58,360 --> 01:00:59,920
The missile.
1125
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,440
I forgot to deactivate it.
1126
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:05,040
I'm the only one
who knows the abort code.
1127
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,840
Countdown commencing.
1128
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:12,200
(ALARM BLARING)
1129
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,480
I'll never make it there
in time.
1130
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,800
Quick. Into my crumb tray.
1131
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,760
Toaster, we can't stop liftoff.
1132
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,720
We don't have enough popcorn
for another ignition sequence.
1133
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,400
-(ALARM CONTINUES)
-(ROBBIE GIGGLES)
1134
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,680
Look after
the little master for me.
1135
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:36,880
Ten,
1136
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,960
nine,
1137
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,200
eight,
1138
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:41,680
seven,
1139
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,800
-six...
-Hop on top.
1140
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:44,880
five,
1141
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,400
four,
1142
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:50,280
three, two, one.
1143
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,520
-Ignition.
-(GRUNTS)
1144
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,000
(EXPLOSION)
1145
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,120
(ALL CHEERING)
1146
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,760
Well, you saved the Earth
from destruction, Toaster.
1147
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:11,880
We did.
1148
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,640
Are you gonna miss it?
1149
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,960
I'm gonna miss my companions
1150
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,360
and the little master
and the big master
1151
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,000
TOASTER:
and the mistress and Ratzo...
1152
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:24,200
We have to go back down.
1153
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:25,600
We can't.
1154
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,360
We don't have anything
organic left
1155
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,000
to zap us into hyperspace.
1156
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:34,280
Hm...
1157
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,000
Wait a minute. Yes, we do.
1158
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,880
I'm organic.
1159
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:43,040
The red dust of Mars
is clogging her cranium.
1160
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:46,080
My hair is real human hair
1161
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:49,720
and the feathers on my dress
are real goose down.
1162
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:53,280
And my petticoat
is genuine Austrian linen.
1163
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,680
And you'd give all that up?
1164
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,920
The spirit of Christmas
is to give. Isn't it?
1165
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,480
Now, get a move on!
We have to save Toaster!
1166
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:06,360
TOASTER: ...Formica countertop,
the breadbox.
1167
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:10,800
Yeah. I'm gonna miss it
something awful.
1168
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,680
Maybe you won't have
to miss anybody after all.
1169
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,800
Up here!
1170
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:18,800
Come on!
1171
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,040
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1172
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:26,120
Come on, Toaster.
Just a little bit more.
1173
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,320
RADIO:
Come on. Come on.
1174
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,280
You're almost there.
Just a little further.
1175
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,800
Come on. A little farther.
Come on!
1176
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,440
(PANTING)
1177
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,840
I, I don't think I can make it.
1178
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,840
(PANTING) I don't think...
1179
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:46,360
I can make it. I can make it.
1180
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:52,120
(ALL CHEERING)
1181
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,720
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1182
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,280
Hey, look, everybody.
1183
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,800
(BEEPS)
(WHIRRING)
1184
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,560
(WHIRRING)
1185
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,760
-RADIO: Listen, everybody.
-(RADIO CHATTER)
1186
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:24,040
We must be just
a short-wave away from Earth.
1187
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:27,560
I hope Ratzo hasn't had
any problems with the intercom.
1188
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,240
How you doing, buddy?
Comfy? Good.
1189
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,080
(WHIRRING)
1190
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:40,160
(ROBBIE COOING)
1191
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,720
♪ Home again
1192
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:47,960
♪ Home again
1193
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,120
♪ Safe and content
1194
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,200
♪ Glad to be
1195
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:55,920
♪ Home again
1196
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,600
♪ Still glad we went
1197
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:01,840
♪ Never know
1198
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000
♪ When we'll be called
1199
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:07,960
♪ To bravely sail the skies
1200
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:09,760
♪ But we all know
1201
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,040
♪ That once we do
1202
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:15,840
♪ Home is our prize
1203
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,960
♪ No photographs
1204
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,120
♪ No souvenirs
1205
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,800
♪ No proof we traveled far
1206
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,040
♪ No "welcome back"
1207
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,760
♪ With bands and cheers
1208
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:33,960
♪ But our reward is where we are
1209
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:36,680
♪ Home again
1210
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,840
♪ Home again
1211
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:42,280
♪ On steady grounds
1212
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,560
♪ Sit a bit
1213
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,640
♪ Settle in
1214
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:50,360
♪ Home, safe and sound
1215
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:52,320
♪ Tabletops
1216
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,640
♪ And window shades
1217
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:58,280
♪ Seem more special then
1218
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,640
♪ The household hums
1219
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,840
♪ When family comes
1220
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,640
♪ Home
1221
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,400
♪ Again
1222
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,000
♪ Home
1223
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,680
♪ Again
1224
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:16,800
♪ Home again ♪
1225
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:21,480
Everybody, back to your places.
1226
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,200
Oh, don't waste time
reattaching me to the ceiling.
1227
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:28,680
Just leave me on the floor,
face up.
1228
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,160
-Come on, Tinselina.
-I'll...
1229
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,560
I'll catch up with you.
1230
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,400
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1231
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:41,880
Got to get him back to bed
before everyone wakes up.
1232
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,040
I hate to bust your bubble,
but...
1233
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,320
(ROBBIE SHRIEKS)
1234
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:46,640
(SCREAMS)
1235
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:49,040
(MUFFLED YELLING)
1236
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,520
No! Wait! Don't!
1237
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:53,800
-(INTERCOM SQUEALING)
-What's that?
1238
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,120
The baby!
1239
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,600
(ROBBIE COOING)
1240
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,240
ROBBIE: Wee!
1241
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:04,480
(GASPS)
1242
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:09,280
Rob? Where is he?
1243
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,200
-(ROBBIE COOING)
-Aw!
1244
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:13,280
There you are.
1245
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:15,360
-He's walking.
-He's walking.
1246
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:16,760
(GASPS) Aw!
1247
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:21,600
Robbie, how did you learn
to do that?
1248
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,720
Maybe he learned it
in his sleep.
1249
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:24,880
MOM: Come on.
1250
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:26,800
ROB:
He's a fast learner.
1251
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:28,840
MOM: Oh, Rob.
1252
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:33,440
(SNIFFS)
It's the end of the line for me.
1253
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,920
-(COOING)
-ROB: Come here, Robbie.
1254
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,400
Look at the camera.
1255
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,520
Smile. (CHUCKLES)
Where are you going?
1256
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:45,800
(COOING)
1257
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,400
-Where did this come from?
-Got me.
1258
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,680
-What is it?
-It's a Christmas angel.
1259
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,000
It was a Christmas angel.
1260
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:58,400
Well, Rob,
one thing I learned from you
1261
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,480
is never to throw anything away.
1262
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,440
(ROBBIE COOING)
1263
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:09,960
(SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING)
1264
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:12,200
(WIND HOWLING)
1265
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,520
(ROBBIE YELLING, GIGGLING)
1266
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,280
It's 5 a.m.
1267
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:21,880
5 a.m.
1268
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:23,520
Christmas morning.
1269
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,480
-Christmas!
-Christmas!
1270
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:32,880
(ROBBIE COOING)
1271
01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:36,280
He's trying to talk.
Get the video camera.
1272
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:40,840
Come on, Robbie.
Just say "Daddy" or "Mommy."
1273
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:42,800
(BABY TALK)
1274
01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:44,720
Toaster.
1275
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,040
Toaster?
1276
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:47,640
(ROBBIE COOING)
1277
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:49,760
ROB:
Where are you going, buddy?
1278
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:54,680
-ROB: I don't believe it.
-MOM: What's he doing?
1279
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:56,160
What? Now what?
1280
01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:59,480
-(ROB CHUCKLING)
-What is going on?
1281
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:04,800
Like father, like son.
1282
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:07,640
They look like they're
having a good time.
1283
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,320
Wish we could be there.
1284
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:12,280
Hey, after lights out,
we'll have our own party.
1285
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:13,320
What do you say?
1286
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:16,640
Didn't you hear Ratzo, Squirt?
We're gonna have a party, too.
1287
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:20,200
-So, you can stop sniffling.
-I'm not crying, Mom.
1288
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:21,680
I just need a new washer.
1289
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:23,880
And maybe Santa
will bring you one.
1290
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,320
Oh, boy!
1291
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,840
CHRIS: Let's get Ratzo.
He'll feel left out.
1292
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:29,440
ROB: I'll heat up some popcorn
in the microwave
1293
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,440
and fill Robbie's bottle.
1294
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,440
She looks great, by the way.
1295
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,520
Yep.
Everything's where it belongs.
1296
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:49,480
(MAGICAL CHIMES)
1297
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,680
-♪ Home again
-ROBBIE: Ooh!
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01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,520
♪ Home again
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01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:01,960
♪ On steady ground
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01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,640
♪ Sit a bit
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01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:05,840
-♪ Settle in
-Pretty.
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01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:10,280
♪ Home, safe and sound
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01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:12,360
♪ Tabletops
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01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,600
♪ And window shades
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01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:18,320
♪ Seem more special then
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01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:20,320
♪ The household hums
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01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,840
♪ When family comes
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♪ Home
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01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,440
♪ Again
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01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:29,040
♪ Home
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01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:35,240
♪ Again ♪
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01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:42,440
(MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Oh, we’re floating
west and east
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01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:51,160
♪ We go floating
free and released
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01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:54,400
♪ From the hands that
gave us flight
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01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,960
♪ Hands too little
to hold on tight
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01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:01,040
♪ Now we float forever
in and out of sight
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01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:05,040
♪ It wasn’t so much the music
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♪ Or the rain
that started to fall
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01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:10,800
♪ The miracle part of Woodstock
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01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:13,520
♪ Was that peace
could happen at all
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01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:16,760
♪ Peace could happen at all
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01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,240
♪ Heard they tried it again
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♪ But me and my string
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01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:27,480
♪ Feel you can’t relive
a one-time thing
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01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:30,840
♪ So we’re floating
Floating south and north
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01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:33,440
♪ We go floating
Floating backwards and forth
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♪ ’Cause the hands
that gave us flight
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01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,200
♪ Hands too little
to hold on tight
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01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:43,360
♪ Now we float forever
in and out of sight
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01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:47,640
♪ At Buffalo Bill’s
Wild West Show
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01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:50,080
♪ Well, it sure was
noisy and wild
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01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:53,200
♪ I bobbled above the grandstand
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01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:56,520
♪ From a sticky hand of a child
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01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:59,000
♪ When Bill waved to the crowd
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01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,600
♪ ’Twas fine fun until
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♪ That small hand that held me
Waved to Bill
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♪ He waved to Bill
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01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:13,040
♪ Now we’re floating
Floating east and west
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01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:15,840
♪ It’s like walking
when you’re at rest
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01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:18,960
♪ Come and join
our endless flight
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01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:21,600
♪ From hands too little
to hold on tight
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01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:25,840
♪ Now we float forever
in and out of sight
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01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:30,000
♪ La, la, la, la, floating
La, la, la
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01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:32,760
♪ La, la, la, la, floating
La, la, la, la
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01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:35,600
♪ La, la, la, la, floating
La, la, la
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01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:38,600
♪ La, la, la, la, floating
La, la, la, la