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(享受泥漿)
(異常美味)

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教授的實驗室筆記

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最後一筆記錄

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「時間已凍結了一段時間

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「刻不容緩

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「我開始穿越時空尋找弗萊和莉拉

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「才發現他們深受極度衰老之苦

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「嚇壞的我提議在時間停止前

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「立刻重啟宇宙

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「他們可以返老還童

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「依然是醜八怪

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「但年輕」

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你覺得怎樣?

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想重生嗎?

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我願意

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剛剛是有人把宇宙關掉又重開嗎?

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感覺好像我們重新開機了

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我的啤酒怎麼不新鮮了?

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我在跟朋友們分享嘔吐物

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不管是怎麼回事

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重點是不能再發生這種事

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機器人?

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沒有,逗你的啦
我們回來了,寶貝!

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(葫蘆劇集)

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(老媽牌老式機器人潤滑油)
(單身狗糧)

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(行星快遞)

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好消息,各位!

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我的新除皺霜來了

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(歐米詹油)

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而且我們似乎在時間流動的
大規模中斷中倖存下來

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{\an8}我們有變得更老?還是更年輕?

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{\an8}(四字母單詞搜索)

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{\an8}科學中找不到答案

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{\an8}-科學知道今年是哪年嗎?
-科學什麼都能解答

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{\an8}來看看原子日曆

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{\an8}赫米斯,把濃縮咖啡機
從原子日曆前面移開

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{\an8}(3023年7月)

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{\an8}天啊!

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{\an8}今年是3023年!

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{\an8}終於,我以為他永遠不會停止抱怨

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{\an8}我的抱怨才剛開始

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我現在應該要解釋
爆炸性肉毒桿菌中毒的科學

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我真的在未來過了23年?

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{\an8}我們稱之為現在,但隨便吧

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{\an8}23年過去了,我一事無成

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{\an8}-一事無成
-想想真的很難過

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{\an8}對啦,你就盡量笑吧
但我浪費夠多生命了

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{\an8}我該為自己立定目標了

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別笑了

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但他說你就盡量笑吧

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我不在乎

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如果弗萊想為他自己立定目標

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我們應該支持他,不是指著他大笑

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對喔!我忘了指著他

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人生目標...

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你考慮過把腿捐給無腿者嗎?

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或為無碎紙機者銷毀文件?

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讓弗萊自己決定吧

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他只需要靜一下

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有我在就別想

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對了

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我想到目標了

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這麼快?是什麼?

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菲利普弗萊我...

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我是說,我,菲利普弗萊...

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在此承諾觀看有史以來
製作的每一部電視節目

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我不知道,肉包

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很多節目都很爛

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{\an8}這個太簡單了

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這需要久坐

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但有全世界第四大受歡迎串流服務

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我辦得到

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我要訂閱福祿

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(福祿)

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(建立帳號)
(電郵)

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(密碼-菲利普弗萊)
(年齡:一千歲以上)

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莉拉,你不阻止他嗎?

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是該阻止,但我不想毀了他的夢想

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赫米斯,你能毀掉他的夢想嗎?

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不行,你這是把你的女友責任扔給我

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懶惰了一輩子讓我贏在起跑點

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這看過了...這看過不喜歡
這看過兩次不喜歡...

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基夫有個單身朋友,他叫查普

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別說了,我說了我會支持
弗萊的白癡夢想,我說到做到

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我支持你

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謝謝,莉拉

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《駭鏡》

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聽起來好駭人聽聞

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你正在看一部與之前節目非常相似

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但略有不同的節目

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(無法退出)

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曾經關於一本書的恐怖故事

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現在變成了一個油膩到
握不住的電子閱讀器

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那通魔鬼打來的電話?

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現在變成魔鬼打來的FaceTime視訊

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魔鬼的部分沒變

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準備好在《駭鏡》 中
看到你有損形象的的倒影

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{\an8}喂,絲妮

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{\an8}別再閃了
幫我在行不通漢堡店預訂晚餐時段

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然後查一下我的NFT價格

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因為我是重要的科技新貴

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訂位確認

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NFT一文不值

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什麼?你早該叫我賣掉的

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笨蛋都比你會!

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(特死拉)

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什麼鬼?絲妮

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從現在起,由我來問蠢問題

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例如,現在窗外的天氣怎樣?

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還有這方向盤要怎麼用?

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(行不通漢堡店)

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剛剛發生的事真是發人省思

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確實是

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電視,給我看不用大腦的節目

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(《海王星烤焗大賽》)

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(《爆笑機器人5.0脫口秀特輯》)

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非二進制機器人怎麼了?

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一幫政治正確的電腦

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沒有弗萊的干擾

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效率提高了32%...

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我的屁股麻木了,遙控器按到手痛

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但我只剩下《我的電路們》
最後一季還沒看

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哪個最後一季

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他們取消了三、四次

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真是爛劇

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十年前的最終季

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我想知道有多少集

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1萬2...不是,1萬3020集

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1萬3020集?

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但...我不可能看完

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抱歉,莉拉

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我的電視永遠看不夠
無法讓你引以為傲

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其實是有可能看完的

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-但是...不行
-什麼?那是什麼?

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那很危險

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但我們現在有一種技術

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可以讓你一次看完所有集數

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我們稱之為「狂追劇」

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-不
-什麼?

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聽起來不錯!我要用

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你不懂,弗萊

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狂追劇不是你們那年代的意思

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狂喝六罐啤酒
然後吐在我媽媽的首飾盒裡?

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不是!是戴上狂追劇眼鏡

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把劇集直接鑽入你的腦袋

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弗萊,別傻了

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在你刺穿你的視覺皮質前

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我求你...

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我的皮質

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我堅持認為這是糟糕透頂的愚蠢想法

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但如果你要狂追劇
你會需要「挺直裝備」

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為什麼這叫「挺直裝備」?

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因為能讓你挺直坐好

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而且我不能讓你弄髒我的狂追劇躺椅

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插管

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我不太確定哪根是呼吸管
哪根是排泄物管

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但...試了就知道

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再見了,莉拉

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一定要記得...

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{\an8}(《我的電路們》)
(第47季第1集)

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{\an8}《我的電路們》由以下品牌贊助播出...

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(新推出!)
(蜂蜜彈簧片)

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大家都愛蜂蜜彈簧片

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除了人類,對人類致命

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計算機!

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但你還在時間旅行大會,回來時間是...

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昨天?

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{\an8}(第47季第752集)

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{\an8}(第47季第1萬2659集)

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(行星快遞)

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{\an8}(單身麵糊)

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{\an8}他已經連續追了幾個月,完全沒間斷

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{\an8}難怪你覺得他有魅力

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從排泄物桶來看,腸功能很強大

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現在來看看他的大腦
如何承受這種感官攻擊

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天啊

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那是電視訊號還是弗萊的腦波?

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都是!

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弗萊衰弱的腦袋已經被狂追劇壓垮了

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他正在與現實脫節

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真的,他對我發出的聲音或氣味
都沒有反應

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只要弗萊還有劇集可看,他就沒事

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但如果他看到最後一集,但願不會

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否則他的意識會剪斷

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就像這把園藝剪把莉拉的馬尾剪斷

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喂!

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只是比喻

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別當真

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但弗萊會變成植物人

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好吃!我是說,可憐

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這都是我的錯

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其實主要是弗萊的錯,但我有一點錯

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我們必須想辦法把弗萊
從福祿的鐵腕中解救出來

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我要戴上我的思考帽

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時間不多了

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他快看完《我的電路們》劇集了

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也許他們會拍新一季

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不太可能

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他們十年前就取消了

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電視劇取消續集後就不會再拍了

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不可能

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無線或有線台都不可能

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福祿台呢?

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他們會續拍任何老劇

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想法不錯

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也許我們可以讓他們
以串流劇集形式重啟

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我們透過寫信和傳播標籤
展開粉絲訴求活動

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那辦法肯定沒用

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我們去揍人

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(福祿)

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(辦公室空間月租費1299元)
(廣告費699元)

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(行星快遞)

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祝你今天愉快

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說說你們怎麼認為可以一路揍人
闖進福祿台高管辦公室

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還以為這樣就可以給你們停車證

216
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好,這是我們的提案

217
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記得《我的電路們》那檔節目嗎?

218
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取消三次續集的那部嗎?

219
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沒錯

220
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幫那部戲拍續集

221
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這就是我們的提案

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開會

223
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我要說...

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-很難
-不行

225
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《我的電路們》重播時
有一幫忠實的機器人粉絲群

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但他們鮮少買我們廣告商的產品

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更正

228
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新數據顯示觀眾們的購買率突然上升

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更正

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是一名觀眾

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老天爺啊

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弗萊訂購了這些垃圾?

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機器人穀片、機器人麵

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(大麻油)

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機器人潤滑油,慢著,這是我的

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你們覺得怎樣?

237
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,475
幫《我的電路們》續拍20集怎麼樣?

238
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,103
-之後再拍20集
-或拍電影

239
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有違我更優秀的判斷程式設計
我要批准這個提案

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喜從天降

241
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不過有個小問題

242
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你們知道這部戲的主演計算機嗎?

243
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,367
他死了

244
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,369
一切都好商量

245
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,124
好,可以把他交給你們

246
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,459
費用要加一成

247
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如果他又死了,你們不能再討回去

248
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,422
-喂,計算機
-什麼事?

249
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,090
他們要你回去拍戲

250
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,176
不勝欣喜

251
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能再度回到掛著層層布幔的舞台...

252
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少廢話了,快上復活大砲就對了!

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{\an8}(《我的電路們》)

254
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好,很高興能回來
深感榮幸,廢話不多說

255
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大家各就各位

256
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(導演)

257
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我的助理呢?

258
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:05,910
我需要有人幫我找走位標記

259
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,578
我就是馬克

260
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,747
還要咖啡嗎?計算機先生

261
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對,我確實需要排出更多咖啡

262
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{\an8}教授呼叫好萊塢,請回答,好萊塢

263
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說吧,弗萊還剩多少集?

264
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,387
兩集,其中一集是精彩回顧

265
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但那表示...

266
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沒錯,如果你們不盡快拍出新的一集

267
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弗萊會在午餐時間前死掉

268
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,189
我中午要吃火腿沙拉

269
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但...這不可能

270
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,484
為了讓他繼續追劇

271
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我們要每小時拍出一小時長的劇集

272
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,365
永無止盡

273
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《法網遊龍》能做到,你也能做到

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教授離線

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{\an8}(《飛出個未來》)
(由以下品牌贊助播出...)

276
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{\an8}(思樂零)

277
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{\an8}思樂零!

278
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{\an8}沒有味道,一喝上癮

279
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{\an8}(導演)
(執行製作人)

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{\an8}莫妮,我的愛人
你願不願意成為我的...

281
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{\an8}停!下一集!開拍!

282
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水管工?

283
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{\an8}(五小時電池酸)
(長效續航)

284
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{\an8}弗萊最好不是用公司信用卡
買這些機器人垃圾

285
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:28,075
那是我專門用來替一人商務晚餐買單的

286
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:31,370
赫米斯,別再說你那微不足道的
挪用公款的事,看一下這個

287
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(一倍-兩倍,速度控制)

288
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弗萊現在開雙倍速度追劇

289
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{\an8}我來看一下他看到哪裡

290
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我好喜歡

291
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,463
背著我丈夫跟人類偷情的快感

292
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跟淫穢的人類

293
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又軟又黏,就像一個性感的水球

294
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我也覺得很刺激,莫妮
我以前從未坐過天鵝船

295
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-計算機
-莫妮,你怎麼能這樣?

296
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跟一個我一直在偷情的人類朋友偷情

297
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計算機,你怎麼能這樣?

298
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,022
跟一個我一直在偷情的人類朋友偷情

299
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計算機、莫妮,你們怎麼這樣?

300
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,317
夠了!再說下去沒完沒了

301
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,445
我希望我們能和解
而且這艘船只能載六噸鋼筋

302
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,784
{\an8}他在開雙倍速追劇?

303
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,369
{\an8}怎麼不幫他降速?

304
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因為弗萊的大腦
正處於不穩定的狂追劇狀態

305
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任何改變,那怕只是幫他續多力多滋碗
都有可能害死他

306
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{\an8}-不!
-沒錯

307
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{\an8}你們必須更加快拍續集

308
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,215
{\an8}加快

309
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{\an8}我們已經在每小時拍一小時劇集了

310
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,845
{\an8}這已經是最快速度了

311
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,305
{\an8}胡說,莉拉

312
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:34,433
我是快速表演的代言人

313
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你是快速表演痔瘡膏的代言人

314
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-你有意見嗎?
-沒有

315
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:44,276
像我這種程度的機器人演員
演戲速度可以遠超過最優秀的

316
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,695
人類演員能達到的速度

317
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,450
「生與死,這是發人省思的問題

318
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「究竟哪個更高尚?
忍受命運中殘暴的眾矢亂石之擊...」

319
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你漏了一句臺詞

320
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,504
你能用雙倍速執導嗎?

321
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,339
不知道,你會付雙倍價錢嗎?

322
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:08,592
不是我付錢,你就快點喊「開拍」...

323
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開拍

324
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,388
計算機,我是來告訴你...

325
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,975
停!怎麼回事?

326
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劇本停止上傳了

327
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,853
那群懶惰的編劇

328
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,482
無法每15分鐘寫出一小時的劇集

329
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,193
我要為討厭的工作過勞死了

330
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,195
你們不能即興表演嗎?

331
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:32,533
要求一個演員即興表演
就像要求一個人...

332
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,951
五

333
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,661
那就讓我來寫劇本

334
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,998
-笨蛋都可以當電視編劇
-很多都是

335
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,416
{\an8}會有多難?

336
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,001
「我愛你,計算機」

337
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,252
「我們來吧,寶貝」

338
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,545
「班德好棒」

339
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,796
然後淡出

340
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,006
你被錄取了

341
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,966
哈囉,編劇工會

342
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,723
(編劇室)

343
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,728
我擔心他再也無法計算了
不然他會算錯

344
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,354
-我們來吧,寶貝
-班德好棒

345
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:06,400
停!好,重設第3萬1652號布景...

346
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:15,117
-心臟病發是劇本裡的嗎?
-不是,但可以加進去,因為很搞笑

347
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,994
弗萊的性命岌岌可危

348
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,496
現在就靠我這個執行製作人了

349
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,208
開拍

350
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,253
大聲點、好笑點!笑快點

351
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,255
演好一點,少一點微表情

352
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,715
太爛了!

353
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,592
下一場,開拍!停

354
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,053
開拍...停!開拍

355
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,513
停

356
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,355
大家都好有創意!結束!

357
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,025
那一集到底發生了什麼?

358
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,402
我獲得了艾美獎,就是這樣

359
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,238
好,各位,休息五...秒鐘

360
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,364
下一集

361
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,657
等一下,莉拉

362
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,869
我想機器人高管
有一些建設性的意見要說

363
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,626
這讓我難以啟齒,莉拉

364
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:06,752
所以讓他來說

365
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,796
我們喜歡這部戲

366
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,214
但不好看

367
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,298
拍攝取消

368
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,386
你們永遠是福祿大家族重要的一分子

369
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,638
滾!

370
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,182
但...我們的朋友弗萊

371
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,850
他會死的

372
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,143
拆除布景

373
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,699
一部戲怎麼會被取消這麼多次?

374
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,451
還被這麼多電台取消?

375
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,204
壞消息,教授

376
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,331
他們不讓我們拍續集了

377
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,041
真是壞消息

378
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,877
尤其是在我有好消息後

379
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,588
立刻把演員們綁架過來

380
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,845
弗萊正在看最後一集

381
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,222
但他還有一絲希望

382
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,933
我們要將他的注意力

383
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:06,103
逐漸從劇中世界轉回真實世界

384
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,480
-那樣安全嗎?
-當然不安全

385
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,108
趁他在看福祿台最後一集時

386
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,736
你們要同時在他面前現場表演

387
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,322
你要我再翻拍一次?

388
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,824
不是

389
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:22,411
把這當成在一個昏迷的觀眾前現場演出

390
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,997
就像密爾瓦基莎士比亞節

391
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,373
沒錯

392
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,500
開始

393
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:38,260
慢慢幫弗萊轉回正常觀看速度...

394
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:47,644
現在我們要逐漸降低
他的狂追劇眼鏡的不透明度

395
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,190
慢慢地...

396
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,737
莫妮、小盒子

397
00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:01,617
我們倆之間不同子集之間的感情
太強烈了,無法承受

398
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:05,662
我們發現自己處於經典三角戀的頂點

399
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:09,166
這是三元方程式,只有一個答案

400
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,835
X等於自殺

401
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,963
砰...砰

402
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,510
這段三角戀還有空間
再容納一個頂點嗎?

403
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,887
嚴格來說是可以

404
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:24,806
雖然這樣會構成一個愛情四面體

405
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,017
讓我來用模型說明...

406
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:35,692
把弗萊帶回現實世界,三、二...

407
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,319
嘿,我的香菸在哪?

408
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,449
快逃啊

409
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,498
謝謝大家,密爾瓦基

410
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,212
快跑

411
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,214
誰快來想辦法,除了我

412
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,632
我來滅火

413
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,969
不!那是電池酸

414
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:12,771
他死了

415
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,483
我鼓勵他實現願望和夢想
卻把他害死了

416
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,444
我怎麼會這麼笨?

417
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,490
大家好嗎?

418
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:27,035
砰...砰

419
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,706
恐怕我有壞消息,弗萊,你死了

420
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,749
-我死了?
-弗萊

421
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,334
你不在那套裝備裡?

422
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,713
什麼?沒有,我大概兩天前就出來了

423
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,756
我決定去看一下書

424
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,425
抱歉,莉拉

425
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:43,844
你一定對我很失望

426
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,055
不,我很高興你沒事

427
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,600
我保證我再也不會鼓勵你了

428
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:51,852
謝謝,莉拉

429
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,563
我真的很努力實現目標

430
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,024
我甚至把播放速度調到兩倍

431
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,526
但最後幾集就是看不下去

432
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,528
真的很難看

433
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:05,574
編劇和執行製作的品質每下愈況

434
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,951
喂,我可能不是優秀的編劇

435
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,871
但我至少沒讓節目開天窗

436
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,914
最後一秒,淡出

437
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,210
{\an8}(新聞特別報導)

438
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,254
我們現在來到白宮現場報導

439
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:22,674
總統高峰會討論關於串流媒體的危險

440
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,552
我瞭解這會毀了年輕人

441
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:27,929
這就是我的工作

442
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,266
{\an8}(理查尼克森)

443
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:36,104
弗萊先生,我知道你最近
在做一件跟串流媒體有關的蠢事時

444
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:39,483
經歷了一場可怕的磨難

445
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,193
沒錯,陛下

446
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,695
{\an8}那你學到了什麼教訓?

447
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,364
首先,我想是

448
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,450
不要續拍一部品質本來就不好的戲

449
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,831
但更重要的是,讓我這麼說吧

450
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,501
觀眾追劇時要自行負責

451
00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,379
就像抽菸和喝漂白水一樣

452
00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:05,634
我認為一次追劇不要超過十集

453
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,594
也不要少於十集

454
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,933
但不只是觀眾有責任

455
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:16,520
真正關心、關愛和尊重觀眾的

456
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,606
電視節目應該...不是

457
00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:22,734
一定要每幾年取消續拍

458
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,779
這是正確的做法

459
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,034
謝謝

460
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,916
{\an8}對吸毒成癮的怪人來說
是發人深省的想法

461
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,628
{\an8}晚安,上帝保佑地球,嗷嗚

462
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,168
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