1 00:00:05,961 --> 00:00:08,224 Honey unit, I'm home. 2 00:00:08,355 --> 00:00:09,878 [ Gasps ] Monique! 3 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:11,227 Calculon! 4 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:12,708 [ Beeping ] 5 00:00:12,837 --> 00:00:15,015 Oh, how I wish I could believe that. 6 00:00:15,144 --> 00:00:17,103 You may be my evil half brother 7 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:20,193 but there's no law against murdering the other half. 8 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:22,934 [ Music Tinkling ] 9 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:24,067 [ Announcer ] All My Circuits 10 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:26,199 will be right back after this word from... 11 00:00:26,329 --> 00:00:28,158 Slurm: It's highly addictive. 12 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:31,030 [ Surf Music Playing ] 13 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:34,207 Look. It's Slurms McKenzie. 14 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:37,167 He's the original party worm. 15 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:38,167 Ooh. 16 00:00:38,298 --> 00:00:39,603 [ Women Giggling ] 17 00:00:39,734 --> 00:00:41,258 Whimmy wham-wham Wozzle! 18 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:43,259 Let's party! 19 00:00:47,307 --> 00:00:49,005 LOOK AT THAT WORM GO. 20 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,399 WHO SAYS THERE ARE NO MORE HEROES? 21 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:52,790 [ Surf Music ] 22 00:00:52,921 --> 00:00:55,011 Hey, dudes, you could win a chance 23 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:57,057 to party with me, Slurms McKenzie 24 00:00:57,186 --> 00:01:00,015 at the Slurm bottling plant on planet Wormula. 25 00:01:00,146 --> 00:01:02,278 [ Announcer ] Just look for the golden bottle cap 26 00:01:02,409 --> 00:01:04,150 inside specially marked cans of Slurm. 27 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:05,500 [ Gasps ] I won. 28 00:01:05,629 --> 00:01:07,936 No purchase necessary unless you wish to enter. 29 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:10,287 Odds of winning mathematically insignificant. 30 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:11,114 I LIKE THOSE ODDS. 31 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:12,114 [ Can Rattling ] 32 00:01:12,245 --> 00:01:13,115 [ Gasps ] 33 00:01:13,246 --> 00:01:14,813 RATS. 34 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:16,814 JUST ANOTHER TOOTH. 35 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:24,823 AH... 36 00:01:57,028 --> 00:01:58,813 [ Gulping ] 37 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:02,034 AW... 38 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:04,254 I GOT TO FIND THAT GOLDEN BOTTLE CAP. 39 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,432 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO ADDICTED TO SLURM. 40 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,218 THIS IS NOTHING. BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL 41 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:14,221 I USED TO DRINK A HUNDRED CANS OF COLA A WEEK. 42 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:17,137 RIGHT UP UNTIL MY THIRD HEART ATTACK. 43 00:02:17,266 --> 00:02:20,443 [ Groaning ]BENDER, WHAT'S WRONG? 44 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,012 I'M SICK. [ Sneezes ] 45 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,711 YOU POOR BABY. LET ME CHECK IF YOU HAVE A FEVER. 46 00:02:26,841 --> 00:02:28,060 [ Sizzles ] OW! 47 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:32,368 ACCORDING TO BENDER'S TEMPERATURE GAUGE 48 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:35,241 WHICH I SUGGEST YOU USE NEXT TIME, LEELA 49 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:36,852 HE'S RUNNING A FEVER OF... 50 00:02:36,981 --> 00:02:39,723 900 DEGREES. 51 00:02:39,854 --> 00:02:41,247 [ Groaning ] 52 00:02:41,377 --> 00:02:43,250 BENDER MON, LIE YOURSELF DOWN. 53 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:47,862 YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT. 54 00:02:47,992 --> 00:02:50,387 I'LL HAVE A LOOK BUT I REMIND YOU 55 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:53,173 I'M AN EXPERT ON HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. 56 00:02:53,302 --> 00:02:54,870 I'M NOT BENDER. I'M FRY. 57 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,525 REALLY? I THOUGHT YOUWERE THE ROBOT. 58 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,048 NOPE, HUMAN. 59 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,399 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SPARE ME YOUR LIFE STORY. 60 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,879 NOW, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE? 61 00:03:05,009 --> 00:03:07,143 MY TUMMY HURTS AND I'VE BEEN HAVING 62 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,188 THIS BURNING ELECTRICAL DISCHARGE. 63 00:03:09,318 --> 00:03:13,975 MMM. DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL BE FINE. 64 00:03:14,105 --> 00:03:15,194 OH, BOY... 65 00:03:15,324 --> 00:03:19,199 I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM IT'S FIN FUNGUS. 66 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:22,985 HE'LL BE FLOATING UPSIDE DOWN BY MORNING. TSK-TSK-TSK. 67 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:26,205 YOU SHOULD TRY HOMEOPATHIC MEDICINE, BENDER. 68 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:27,424 TAKE SOME ZINC. 69 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:28,425 I'M 40% ZINC. 70 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:31,384 THEN TAKE SOME ECHINACEA OR ST. JOHN'S WORT. 71 00:03:31,514 --> 00:03:32,995 OR A BIG, FAT PLACEBO. 72 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,649 IT'S ALL THE SAME CRAP. 73 00:03:34,778 --> 00:03:36,216 [ Coughs ][ Rattling ] 74 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:38,174 HEY, WHAT'S RATTLING AROUND IN THERE? 75 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,480 IT MAY WELL BE THE CAUSE OF BENDER'S ILLNESS 76 00:03:40,610 --> 00:03:45,224 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, IT'S A FLIMSY PRETEXT TO TRY OUT MY LATEST INVENTION. 77 00:03:45,354 --> 00:03:47,096 TO THE LABORATORY. 78 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:54,973 I CALL THIS THE F-RAY. 79 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:57,324 IT'S LIKE AN X RAY, ONLY IT ALLOWS YOU 80 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,325 TO SEE THROUGH ANYTHING-- EVEN METAL. 81 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:02,806 NOW, THE NEUTRINO BEAM IT EMITS IS A TAD DANGEROUS 82 00:04:02,937 --> 00:04:05,157 SO YOU'LL NEED PROTECTIVE GOGGLES. 83 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:07,769 [ All ] HUH? 84 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:15,342 YOU MAY FEEL A SLIGHT STINGING SENSATION. 85 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:16,343 ALL OF YOU. 86 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:26,134 AHA! 87 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,310 THERE'S THE CAUSE OF YOUR ILLNESS. 88 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:29,834 HEY, THAT'S MY WATCH. 89 00:04:29,964 --> 00:04:32,228 I WAS WONDERING WHERE I PUT THAT. 90 00:04:36,231 --> 00:04:38,495 HEY! NOW I FEEL MUCH BETTER. 91 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:39,582 THANKS, PROFESSOR 92 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,411 AND, AMY-- SORRY I TOOK YOUR WATCH. 93 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,590 [ Chuckles ] 94 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:47,983 [ Coughs ] 95 00:04:48,112 --> 00:04:50,637 WELL, I'VE GOT TO GO TAKE THIS SUIT 96 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,379 TO THE DECONTAMINATORS. 97 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:56,077 YOU TWO LOCK UP THE F-RAY, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 98 00:04:56,207 --> 00:04:58,646 DON'T LET IT FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS. 99 00:05:00,255 --> 00:05:03,564 [ Laughing ] 100 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:10,396 WHAT SHALL WE POINT IT AT FIRST? 101 00:05:10,526 --> 00:05:12,399 I DON'T KNOW. TRY IT ON ME. 102 00:05:12,528 --> 00:05:14,444 OW! MY SPERM. 103 00:05:14,574 --> 00:05:16,228 WOW, NEAT. 104 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,317 MIND IF I TRY THAT AGAIN? 105 00:05:18,447 --> 00:05:20,536 HUH! DIDN'T HURT THAT TIME. 106 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,757 OH, MAMA. 107 00:05:23,887 --> 00:05:25,673 HOLD STILL, SEXY LADY. 108 00:05:25,802 --> 00:05:29,502 [ Gasps ]WHAT'S WRONG? 109 00:05:29,632 --> 00:05:30,459 THAT'S NO LADY. 110 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:31,853 [ Man's Voice ] DAMN, CHICO. 111 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:34,550 ONE MORE UPGRADE AND I'LL BE MORE LADY THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. 112 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:36,336 WHY YOU SO STUPID, STUPID? 113 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,860 HEY, BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS. 114 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,774 YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT, HONEY. 115 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:48,303 MAN, ALL THIS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO RADIATION 116 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,478 IS MAKING ME THIRSTY. 117 00:05:51,654 --> 00:05:54,310 AH! IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY OF KNOWING 118 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,007 WHICH CAN HAD THE WINNING BOTTLE CAP INSIDE. 119 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,836 W-WHA-WHAT? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU. 120 00:05:58,966 --> 00:06:02,404 I WAS TOO BUSY USING THIS F-RAY TO LOOK INSIDE OF THINGS. 121 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,059 WAIT A SECOND. 122 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:06,235 I'M GETTING AN IDEA. 123 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:07,802 NO. FALSE ALARM. 124 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:10,935 NO, YEAH, NO, YEAH, NO. WAIT. 125 00:06:11,065 --> 00:06:13,850 NO, YEAH, YEAH. NO. NO. YES! 126 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,033 [ Wailing ] 127 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,081 [ Wailing ] 128 00:06:35,742 --> 00:06:36,656 UH-OH. SORRY. 129 00:06:40,137 --> 00:06:41,617 AH, THIS THING STINKS. 130 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,576 WE CHECKED 90,000 CANS OF SLURM 131 00:06:43,706 --> 00:06:45,360 AND ALL WE WON WAS THIS JUNK. 132 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,189 I NEVER WANT TO SEE 133 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:50,409 ANOTHER CAN OF SLURM AGAIN. MAN, AM I THIRSTY. 134 00:06:56,153 --> 00:06:58,374 FRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 135 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,507 YOU DID IT, FRY! 136 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:03,596 YOU FOUND THE WINNING BOTTLE CAP. 137 00:07:03,726 --> 00:07:04,641 WE WON! 138 00:07:04,771 --> 00:07:07,904 [ Cheering, Choking ] 139 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,226 [ Murmuring ] 140 00:07:25,356 --> 00:07:27,533 HEY. 141 00:07:27,663 --> 00:07:30,492 [ Playing Fanfare ] 142 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,800 OOH. WOW. 143 00:07:33,930 --> 00:07:36,673 WELCOME TO THE PLANET WORMULON. 144 00:07:36,803 --> 00:07:39,370 I'M GLERMO YOUR GOLLYRIFIC GUIDE 145 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:41,721 TO THE SPLENTACULAR SLURM FACTORY. 146 00:07:41,851 --> 00:07:43,766 UH-HUH. CAN WE HAVE OUR FREE SLURM NOW? 147 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:46,596 YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE SLURM YOU CAN DRINK LATER ON 148 00:07:46,726 --> 00:07:51,600 WHEN YOU'RE PARTYING WITH MY GOOD FRIEND SLURMS McKENZIE! 149 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,692 ALL RIGHT! WHIMMY WHAM-WHAM WOZZLE. 150 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,653 LAY SOME SKIN ON ME, DUDES. 151 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:02,829 WOW. THE ORIGINAL PARTY WORM. 152 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:05,440 ARE YOU READY TO GET DOWN, GET FUNKY WITH US? 153 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:08,531 HE'D BETTER BE. THAT'S WHAT WE PAY HIM FOR, RIGHT, SLURMS? 154 00:08:08,661 --> 00:08:10,141 RIGHT! 155 00:08:10,271 --> 00:08:13,362 IN FACT, SLURMS HAS TO PARTY ALL NIGHT, EVERY NIGHT 156 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:14,711 OR HE'S FIRED. 157 00:08:14,841 --> 00:08:16,060 ROCK ON. 158 00:08:16,190 --> 00:08:17,932 BUT BEFORE THE PARTY 159 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:21,151 YOU'RE ALL IN FOR A FUNDERFUL TREAT. 160 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:23,937 A V.I.P. TOUR OF THE SLURM FACTORY. 161 00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:27,418 ENJOY THE TOUR, DUDES. 162 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,377 I'M GOING TO GO LIE DOWN. 163 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,293 WELCOME, MY FRIENDS 164 00:08:32,423 --> 00:08:35,644 TO THE WONDROUS WORLD OF WHIMSY THAT WE LIKE TO CALL 165 00:08:35,775 --> 00:08:40,302 SLURM CENTRALIZED INDUSTRIAL FABRICATION UNIT. 166 00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:42,565 [ Gasps ] 167 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:44,436 [ Professor ] OH, MY. 168 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:47,438 [ Bender ] LOOK, FLOWERS, AND A BOAT. 169 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:53,967 [ Rhythmic Grunting ] 170 00:08:54,097 --> 00:08:56,840 WHO ARE THOSE HORRIBLE ORANGE CREATURES OVER THERE? 171 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,234 WHY, THOSE ARE THE GRUNKA-LUNKAS. 172 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,541 THEY WORK HERE IN THE SLURM FACTORY. 173 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,325 TELL THEM I HATE THEM. 174 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,674 [ Glermo ] AS WE SAIL DOWN THE RIVER OF SLURM 175 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:08,764 YOU'LL SEE OUR MIXOLOGISTS AT WORK. 176 00:09:08,895 --> 00:09:11,551 THEY TAKE 900 OF THE FINEST INGREDIENTS 177 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:14,292 ADD A TOUCH OF CHILDLIKE DELIGHT 178 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,990 AND MIX IT ALL WITH GLACIAL SPRING WATER 179 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,688 FROM OUR GLACIAL SPRING WATER GENERATOR. 180 00:09:22,909 --> 00:09:26,260 THEN, LAST OF ALL, WE ADD THE SECRET INGREDIENT 181 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:29,350 THAT MAKES SLURM SO DELICIOUSLY ADDICTIVE. 182 00:09:32,092 --> 00:09:33,659 SO WHAT'S THE SECRET INGREDIENT? 183 00:09:33,789 --> 00:09:36,488 IT'S WHATEVER YOUR IMAGINATION WANTS IT TO BE. 184 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,577 OH. BUT WHAT IS IT, REALLY? 185 00:09:38,707 --> 00:09:40,754 THAT'S NOT FOR YOU TO KNOW. 186 00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:43,059 NOW, OVER HERE, THE GRUNKA-LUNKAS 187 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:46,802 ARE INDUCING WUMPUS BERRIES TO RELEASE THEIR FLAVOR 188 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:50,327 USING SENSUAL MASSAGE. 189 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:53,809 PST. THOSE BERRIES. THOSE ARE THE SECRET INGREDIENT, RIGHT? 190 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:54,898 NO. 191 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,682 - YOU POSITIVE? - YES. 192 00:09:56,812 --> 00:09:59,336 I'M JUST ASKING 'CAUSE THEY LOOK KIND OF SECRET. 193 00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:00,381 ENOUGH! 194 00:10:00,511 --> 00:10:02,340 THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. 195 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,604 WHY?HEY, LOOK. 196 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,605 THE DISGUSTING LITTLE MEN ARE STARTING TO SING. 197 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:12,785 ♪ GRUNKA LUNKA DUNKITY DOO ♪ 198 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,745 ♪ WE'VE GOT A FRIENDLY WARNING FOR YOU ♪ 199 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,746 ♪ GRUNKA LUNKA DUNKITY DASIS ♪ 200 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:21,750 ♪ THE SECRET OF SLURM'S ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS ♪ 201 00:10:22,751 --> 00:10:24,187 ♪ ASKING QUESTIONS IN SCHOOL 202 00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:25,668 ♪ IS A GREAT WAY TO LEARN 203 00:10:25,798 --> 00:10:28,845 ♪ IF YOU TRY THAT STUFF HERE YOU MIGHT GET YOUR LEGS BROKE ♪ 204 00:10:28,975 --> 00:10:31,673 ♪ WE ONCE FOUND A DEAD GUY FACE-DOWN IN THE SLURM ♪ 205 00:10:31,804 --> 00:10:34,415 ♪ IT COULD EASILY HAPPEN AGAIN TO YOU FOLKS ♪ 206 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:38,549 ♪ SO KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ♪ 207 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,336 ♪ GRUNKA LUNKA LUNKA DUNKITY DUTT! ♪ 208 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,554 HEY! I DON'T PAY YOU TO SING. 209 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:46,427 YOU JUST USED UP TODAY'S BATHROOM BREAK. 210 00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:48,342 HARDASS. 211 00:10:48,472 --> 00:10:49,778 I HEARD THAT. 212 00:10:49,909 --> 00:10:51,912 NOW, ON YOUR RIGHT 213 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,870 YOU'LL SEE THE SLURM MASTER 214 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,698 CHECKING THE SLURM FOR COLOR AND BOUQUET. 215 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,308 [ Slurping ] 216 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,745 SO THIRSTY... 217 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:01,660 THEN HE TASTES IT. 218 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:05,881 HE TASTES IT AND TASTES IT, THEN TASTES IT SOME MORE. 219 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,971 UH, COULD I HAVE SOME SLURM, PLEASE? 220 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,104 NO FOOD OR DRINK ALLOWED ON THE TOUR. 221 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:13,759 YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL YOU'RE PARTYING WITH SLURMS McKENZIE. 222 00:11:13,889 --> 00:11:15,674 WHEN WILL THAT BE?SOON ENOUGH. 223 00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:17,371 THAT'S NOT SOON ENOUGH. 224 00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:19,852 HEY, WHAT'S BEHIND THAT DOOR? 225 00:11:19,982 --> 00:11:22,115 NOTHING.IS IT THE SECRET INGREDIENT? 226 00:11:22,245 --> 00:11:24,379 ♪ GRUNKA LUNKA DUNKITY DINGREDIENT ♪ 227 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:27,424 ♪ YOU SHOULD NOT ASK ABOUT THE SECRET INGREDIENT. ♪ 228 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,905 OKAY, OKAY, WE GET THE POINT. 229 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,168 I WAS JUST CURIOUS 230 00:11:31,298 --> 00:11:32,778 BECAUSE OF THE ARMED GUARDS. 231 00:11:32,908 --> 00:11:35,606 ♪ GRUNKA LUNKA DUNKITY DARMED-GUARDS... ♪ 232 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:36,783 SHUT THE HELL UP! 233 00:11:41,438 --> 00:11:44,051 SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I COULD FIRE MY WHOLE STAFF 234 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,400 AND HIRE GRUNKA-LUNKAS AT HALF THE COST? 235 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:47,793 THAT'S RIGHT. 236 00:11:47,923 --> 00:11:50,491 THEY THINK THEY HAVE A GOOD UNION, BUT THEY DON'T. 237 00:11:50,621 --> 00:11:51,927 THEY'RE BASICALLY SLAVES. 238 00:11:52,058 --> 00:11:55,235 [ Grunting ] 239 00:11:55,365 --> 00:11:57,673 [ Straining ] 240 00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:00,283 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 241 00:12:00,414 --> 00:12:01,721 I'M DYING OF THIRST. 242 00:12:01,850 --> 00:12:04,027 GRAB MY FEET AND DUNK MY HEAD IN SO I CAN DRINK. 243 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,899 NO. THAT'S MORONIC. 244 00:12:06,028 --> 00:12:08,292 FINE. I'LL LET GO AND SWIM AROUND IN THE SLURM 245 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:09,990 AND DRINK AS MUCH AS I WANT. 246 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,732 HELP! I CAN'T SWIM! 247 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,081 OH... 248 00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:21,523 [ Fry Gurgling ] 249 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,524 [ Gasping ] 250 00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:25,831 [ Hyperventilating ] 251 00:12:25,961 --> 00:12:28,008 [ Whistling Cheerfully ] 252 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,966 BENDER, WHY DID YOUJUMP IN? 253 00:12:30,096 --> 00:12:31,489 EVERYBODY WAS DOING IT. 254 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,490 I JUST WANTED TO BE POPULAR. 255 00:12:33,621 --> 00:12:36,842 [ All Screaming ] 256 00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:40,455 [ All Screaming ] 257 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:41,543 OW! 258 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:42,761 WHERE ARE WE? 259 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:46,461 AND WHY IS THE SLURM POURING INTO THIS SEWER? 260 00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:51,422 THIS ISN'T SLURM AT ALL. 261 00:12:51,552 --> 00:12:53,816 SOMETHING'S ROTTEN ON THE PLANET WORMULAN. 262 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:54,903 LOOK AT THIS. 263 00:13:00,866 --> 00:13:02,912 [ Creatures Sighing And Snoring ] 264 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,261 THIS ALL MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO 265 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,916 WITH THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 266 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,744 MY GOD! 267 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,138 WHAT IF THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS PEOPLE? 268 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,967 NO. THERE'S ALREADY A SODA LIKE THAT. SOYLENT COLA. 269 00:13:15,097 --> 00:13:16,796 OH. HOW IS IT? 270 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,927 IT VARIES FROM PERSON TO PERSON. 271 00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:20,711 [ Cash Register Dinging ] 272 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:21,712 OOH! HMM. 273 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,498 [ Light Music Playing ] 274 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:29,068 DO YOU HAVE ANY THAT AREN'T SO TIGHT AROUND THE THORAX? 275 00:13:29,198 --> 00:13:30,504 YES. OVER IN... 276 00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:33,595 SAY, WEREN'T THERE MORE PEOPLE IN YOUR GROUP 277 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,379 AT THE START OF THE TOUR? 278 00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:38,904 HEY, YEAH. FRY, LEELA AND BENDER ARE MISSING. 279 00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:41,690 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. 280 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,693 [ Shrieking ] 281 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,264 [ All Gasping ] 282 00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:52,918 QUICK! 283 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,923 [ Wormulans Grumbling ] 284 00:13:58,053 --> 00:13:59,011 WHOO! 285 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,970 LOOK. SLURM! 286 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,057 FINALLY. 287 00:14:04,799 --> 00:14:06,279 [ Gulping ] 288 00:14:06,409 --> 00:14:07,933 OH, YEAH. 289 00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:10,980 I'M NEVER GOING 12 MINUTES WITHOUT A SLURM AGAIN. 290 00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:12,373 IT'S THE END OF THE LINE. 291 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,941 THIS MUST BE WHERE THEY PUT IN THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 292 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,508 WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S EVEN BETTER FRESH. 293 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,989 [ Slurping ] MMM. STILL WARM. 294 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,775 [ All Gasping ][ Creature Chomping ] 295 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,173 [ Loud Splatting ] 296 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,347 OHH!YACK! 297 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,001 AW! LORDY! 298 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,961 [ Gulping ]FRY! 299 00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:39,529 WHEW! 300 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:42,837 [ Gulping ]FRY! 301 00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:50,932 THAT'STHE SECRET INGREDIENT OF SLURM? 302 00:14:51,063 --> 00:14:54,067 THAT'S THE ONLY INGREDIENT OF SLURM. 303 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,415 EWW-HOO-HOO! 304 00:14:57,025 --> 00:14:59,028 [ Creature Growling ] 305 00:15:00,115 --> 00:15:01,029 WHOA! 306 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,206 [ Creature Growling ] 307 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,643 [ Screaming ] 308 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:06,948 AW! 309 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:14,000 [ All Grunting ] 310 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,870 I'LL SAVE US! 311 00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,220 YAH! 312 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,092 OH, THAT FEELS GOOD. 313 00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:21,658 YEP. 314 00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:23,486 WHEW! THANKS, BENDER. 315 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,227 [ Clears Throat ] 316 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,230 [ All Panting ] 317 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,231 THE EXIT. WE MADE IT! 318 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,147 [ All Gasping ] 319 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,019 [ Bender ] UH, YOUR MAJESTY 320 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,107 I BROUGHT THE PRISONERS. 321 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:38,894 WELL, MY CURIOUS FRIENDS, YOU LEARNED THE SECRET OF SLURM. 322 00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:41,244 THAT CONCLUDES THE PORTION OF THE TOUR 323 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,028 WHERE YOU STAY ALIVE. 324 00:15:43,158 --> 00:15:46,119 YOU WISH, YOU SLIMY WORM. 325 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,163 HI-YAH! 326 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,907 [ Creatures Snickering ] 327 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:52,951 OH! 328 00:15:53,081 --> 00:15:54,213 GOOD WORK, GLERMO. 329 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,519 YOU HAVE PLEASED YOUR QUEEN. 330 00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:59,044 THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.THANKS, MA'AM. 331 00:15:59,174 --> 00:16:03,222 HOW CAN YOU TRICK PEOPLE INTO DRINKING SOMETHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR BEHIND? 332 00:16:03,352 --> 00:16:04,224 IT'S DISGUSTING. 333 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,879 IS IT? HONEY COMES FROM A BEE'S BEHIND. 334 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,969 MILK COMES FROM A COW'S BEHIND. 335 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,448 AND HAVE YOU EVER USED TOOTHPASTE? 336 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,147 WHOSE BEHIND DOES THAT COME FROM? 337 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,235 YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 338 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:18,280 LOOK, WE JUST CAME TO PARTY WITH SLURMS McKENZIE. 339 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,196 BY THE WAY, WHEN IS THAT SCHEDULED? 340 00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,110 NEVER!OH! 341 00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:23,894 TO THE TORTURE CAVE! 342 00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:28,248 [ Loudly Chugging ] 343 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:31,511 YOU, MY METAL FRIEND, WILL HAVE THE HONOR 344 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:35,081 OF BECOMING 174 SLURM CANS. 345 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,648 AH, THIS TRIP IS TURNING INTO A BIG LETDOWN. 346 00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:39,649 AS FOR YOU, YOU WILL BE SUBMERGED 347 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:42,740 IN ROYAL SLURM, WHICH, IN A MATTER OF MINUTES 348 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:45,917 WILL TRANSFORM YOU INTO A SLURM QUEEN LIKE MYSELF. 349 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,049 BUT, YOUR HIGHNESS, SHE'S A COMMONER. 350 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,921 HER SLURM WILL TASTE FOUL. 351 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:53,924 YES! WHICH IS WHY WE'LL MARKET IT AS "NEW SLURM." 352 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,754 THEN, WHEN EVERYONE HATES IT, WE'LL BRING BACK SLURM CLASSIC 353 00:16:57,885 --> 00:17:02,543 AND MAKE BILLIONS. [ Crazed Laughter ] 354 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,109 OH... OH. 355 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,373 WHAT ABOUT ME? 356 00:17:06,502 --> 00:17:08,027 YOU ARE FREE TO GO. 357 00:17:08,156 --> 00:17:09,680 YES! 358 00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:12,378 IF YOU CAN RESIST THIS CONCENTRATED SUPERSLURM. 359 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,989 WHOA! 360 00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:18,166 [ Straining ] 361 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,951 IT'S SO DELICIOUS 362 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,779 YOU'LL EAT UNTIL YOU EXPLODE. 363 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:26,348 OH, WHICH REMINDS ME PUT A TOP OVER THAT SOFA, WOULD YOU? 364 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,394 BON APPETIT. 365 00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:30,396 [ Muffled Grunting ] 366 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,224 MMM... 367 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,748 FAREWELL. 368 00:17:33,877 --> 00:17:37,317 OH. AND CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN ON WINNING THE CONTEST. 369 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,362 [ Crazed Laughter ] 370 00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:42,234 FRY, UNTIE US. QUICK. 371 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,192 HERE I COME. 372 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,412 LET ME JUST-- ONE MORE TASTE. 373 00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:47,153 [ Slurping ] 374 00:17:47,282 --> 00:17:48,197 MMM. 375 00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:49,502 YOU PIG. 376 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,070 STOP STUFFING YOUR CRAW AND SAVE US. 377 00:17:53,201 --> 00:17:54,550 [ Groaning ] 378 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:57,292 [ Crazed Slurping And Chomping ] 379 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,165 I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING. 380 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,384 ARE WE BONED? 381 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:02,603 YEAH, WE'RE BONED. 382 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:12,047 I CAN'T STOP EATING THIS DELICIOUS OOZE 383 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,048 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DIE. 384 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,571 [ Grunting ] 385 00:18:15,702 --> 00:18:17,269 [ Slurping ] 386 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,531 [ Grunting ]HURRY. 387 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,055 [ Bender ] WHAT'S HAPPENING? 388 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,275 OH. 389 00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:25,843 [ Whimpering ] 390 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,541 WHEW! 391 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,284 WHOA-HO-HO! JUST IN TIME. 392 00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:33,112 [ Screaming ] 393 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,423 NO! 394 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,382 [ Frantically Grunting ] 395 00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:45,427 I COULD FIT IF I DIDN'T HAVE THESE DAMN ARMS. 396 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,386 [ Gnawing ] 397 00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:55,263 WE'RE CLOSE TO THE EXIT. I CAN SMELL THOSE FILTHY ORANGE GUYS. 398 00:18:55,394 --> 00:18:57,309 [ Slurms McKenzie ] STOP RIGHT THERE! 399 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,355 SLURMS McKENZIE! 400 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,704 SHH! I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME WITH YOU. 401 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:03,054 SAY WHAT? 402 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,359 I'M PARTIED OUT. 403 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,231 ALL I WANT IS TO STAY HOME AND RENT VIDEOS 404 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,103 AND WATCH THEM WITH A FEW FRIENDS. 405 00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:09,234 IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? 406 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,150 FORGET IT, PAL. 407 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:14,108 IT SAYS ON THIS BOTTLE CAP YOU HAVE TO PARTY WITH US. 408 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,849 ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE GET TO EARTH. 409 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,721 BUT PLEASE, DON'T INVITE TOO MANY PEOPLE. 410 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,069 I WANT TO KEEP IT SMALL. 411 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,636 NO CAN DO, SLURMS. 412 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:22,638 [ Loud Rumbling ] 413 00:19:22,769 --> 00:19:25,076 [ Growling ] 414 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,602 [ All Screaming ] 415 00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:30,038 THIS WAY! 416 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,257 OH! OH! 417 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,826 [ Angry Groaning ] 418 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,136 SHE'S GAINING ON US. 419 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,182 GO ON WITHOUT ME. I'LL HOLD HER OFF. 420 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,315 BUT SHE'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE A WORM... 421 00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:47,403 CRUSHING A SMALLER WORM. 422 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,188 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 423 00:19:49,317 --> 00:19:52,843 I'M SO TIRED OF PARTYING, SO VERY TIRED. 424 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:57,413 I'LL SAVE YOU THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW. BY PARTYING! 425 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,198 [ Dance Music Playing ] 426 00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:00,241 BABES? 427 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,200 YES, MR. McKENZIE? 428 00:20:01,329 --> 00:20:03,114 YOU'VE SERVED ME WELL 429 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,551 THESE 40 YEARS, BUT THIS TIME, I'VE GOT TO PARTY ALONE. 430 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:06,769 BUT... 431 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,945 THERE'LL BE OTHER PARTIES FOR YOU. 432 00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:10,251 NOW GO. GO. 433 00:20:11,513 --> 00:20:13,385 [ Loud Growling ] 434 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,304 ♪ YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 435 00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:19,740 [ Weak Growling ] 436 00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:21,220 ♪ YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 437 00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:24,222 PARTY ON, SLURMS. 438 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:27,008 PARTY ON, CONTEST WINNERS. 439 00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:28,791 PARTY ON. 440 00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:32,230 [ Yelps ] 441 00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:35,233 [ Grunting ] NO! WE'RE RUINED! 442 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:38,237 THEY KNOW OUR DISGUSTING SECRET! 443 00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:41,108 [ Bawling ] OH, NO...! 444 00:20:47,549 --> 00:20:50,727 [ Professor ] COMMISSIONER, MY CREW HAS MADE A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY. 445 00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:55,557 IT SEEMS THAT SLURM IS PRODUCED IN A COLOSSAL WORM HEINIE. 446 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,256 Hmm. "Heinie," you say? 447 00:20:57,385 --> 00:20:59,213 Why, with your testimony 448 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:02,391 we'll finally be able to outlaw this insidious Slurm. 449 00:21:02,521 --> 00:21:04,306 OUTLAW SLURM?! 450 00:21:04,436 --> 00:21:06,307 UH, DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO HIM, SIR. 451 00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,832 Grandpa's making up crazy stories again. 452 00:21:08,962 --> 00:21:10,964 I'm not your grandpa. 453 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:14,316 You're my uncle. From the year 2000! 454 00:21:14,446 --> 00:21:18,798 Okay, Grandpa, we'll take care of the bad worms. 455 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:20,278 Don't you worry. 456 00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:24,194 AH, I JUST WISH SLURMS McKENZIE 457 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,196 WERE HERE TO ENJOY THIS WITH ME. 458 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,721 YEAH, THAT SLURMS SURE LOVED TO PARTY. 459 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:32,987 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL PARTY ONE LAST TIME FOR HIM? 460 00:21:33,116 --> 00:21:34,204 FOR SLURMS. 461 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,642 [ All ] FOR SLURMS. 462 00:21:35,771 --> 00:21:37,338 WHAMMY WOZZLE. 463 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:40,298 [ Dance Music Playing ] 464 00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:41,996 [ Gulping ] 465 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:43,432 HEY, THAT'S NOT THAT BAD. 466 00:21:45,607 --> 00:21:47,567 [ Loud Gulping ] 467 00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,266 MMM!