1 00:00:03,931 --> 00:00:05,586 HMM... 2 00:00:06,586 --> 00:00:09,240 HORSIE TO POINTY GUY SIX. 3 00:00:13,827 --> 00:00:15,240 [ Groans ] 4 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:17,240 [ Fry Chuckling ] 5 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:18,655 CHECK. 6 00:00:18,724 --> 00:00:20,068 HMM... 7 00:00:20,137 --> 00:00:21,413 GET 'IM, BOYS! 8 00:00:21,481 --> 00:00:24,689 [ Vicious Yelling And Punching ] 9 00:00:24,757 --> 00:00:26,550 GOOD MOVE. 10 00:00:57,517 --> 00:00:59,930 [ Farnsworth ] GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 11 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,481 WE HAVE A MISSION 12 00:01:01,551 --> 00:01:04,724 TO FURTHER THE NOBLE CAUSE OF INTERGALACTIC PEACE. 13 00:01:04,793 --> 00:01:06,067 NOPE. WATCHING CARTOONS. 14 00:01:06,137 --> 00:01:07,067 SORRY. 15 00:01:07,137 --> 00:01:08,240 [ Crashing ] 16 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:09,516 WHAT'S THE MISSION? 17 00:01:09,585 --> 00:01:10,688 IT'S A DELIVERY 18 00:01:10,757 --> 00:01:12,826 FOR THE DEMOCRATIC ORDER OF PLANETS. 19 00:01:12,896 --> 00:01:14,412 DOOP? WHAT'S THAT? 20 00:01:14,481 --> 00:01:17,310 IT'S SIMILAR TO THE UNITED NATIONS FROM YOUR TIME, FRY. 21 00:01:17,379 --> 00:01:18,481 UH... 22 00:01:18,551 --> 00:01:19,861 OR LIKE THE FEDERATION 23 00:01:19,930 --> 00:01:21,412 FROM YOUR STAR TREKPROGRAM. 24 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:22,655 OH! 25 00:01:22,724 --> 00:01:24,379 TONIGHT IS THE RIBBON CUTTING 26 00:01:24,448 --> 00:01:26,240 FOR THE DOOP's NEW HEADQUARTERS. 27 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:27,275 WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING? 28 00:01:27,343 --> 00:01:29,000 SOMETHING WITHOUT WHICH 29 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:31,724 NO RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONY COULD PROCEED: 30 00:01:31,793 --> 00:01:33,965 THE CEREMONIAL OVERSIZED SCISSORS. 31 00:01:34,033 --> 00:01:36,481 WE'LL GET THEM THERE AS QUICKLY AS WE CAN. 32 00:01:36,551 --> 00:01:38,826 ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T RUN WITH THEM. 33 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,137 WOW. 34 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:48,688 THERE'S A MILLION ALIENS. 35 00:01:48,758 --> 00:01:50,826 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO MIND-BLOWING. 36 00:01:50,896 --> 00:01:54,378 OOH! A RECEPTION TABLE WITH MUFFINS! 37 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,448 [ Female ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 38 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:58,758 WELCOME TO THE RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONY 39 00:01:58,826 --> 00:02:01,310 OF THE DOOP's MAGNIFICENT NEW HEADQUARTERS 40 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:03,447 A FITTING HOME FOR AN ORGANIZATION 41 00:02:03,516 --> 00:02:06,448 THAT HAS FOSTERED PEACE THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE-- 42 00:02:06,516 --> 00:02:09,965 EVEN BETWEEN THE INSECTOIDS AND THE SPACE LIZARDS. 43 00:02:10,033 --> 00:02:11,378 [ Chewing ] 44 00:02:11,448 --> 00:02:12,516 HMM? 45 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:15,586 [ Applause ] 46 00:02:15,655 --> 00:02:18,550 SO, WHAT'S IT LIKE ON PLANET AMAZONIA? 47 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:19,826 BIG RATS THERE. 48 00:02:19,896 --> 00:02:21,550 ME CRUSH WITH CLUB. 49 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:23,103 THAT'S SO INTERESTING. 50 00:02:23,171 --> 00:02:26,240 MAYBE WE COULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER OVER A COFFEE. 51 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:27,931 I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER PLACE 52 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,826 FOR THIS CENTER OF DIPLOMACY 53 00:02:29,896 --> 00:02:32,655 THAN HERE IN ORBIT AROUND THE NEUTRAL PLANET. 54 00:02:32,723 --> 00:02:34,033 WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS 55 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:36,481 ON THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION, YOUR NEUTRALNESS? 56 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:39,378 I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. 57 00:02:39,448 --> 00:02:40,793 [ Applause ] 58 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,516 I HATE THESE 59 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:44,343 FILTHY NEUTRALS, KIFF. 60 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:46,137 WITH ENEMIES, YOU KNOW WHERE THEY STAND 61 00:02:46,206 --> 00:02:47,723 BUT WITH NEUTRALS, WHO KNOWS? 62 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,586 IT SICKENS ME. 63 00:02:49,655 --> 00:02:50,826 [ Groans ] 64 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:52,275 HALT! 65 00:02:52,343 --> 00:02:53,861 WHY, LEELA 66 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:56,343 I DO BELIEVE WE'VE... MET. 67 00:02:56,413 --> 00:02:57,550 HE MEANS YOU GUYS DID IT. 68 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:59,826 IF YOU DON'T MIND, WE'RE HERE TO DELIVER 69 00:02:59,896 --> 00:03:02,000 THE SCISSORS FOR THE RIBBON CUTTING. 70 00:03:02,068 --> 00:03:04,723 - THEN YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. - WHAT FOR? 71 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,205 HOW DO I KNOW THESE SCISSORS 72 00:03:06,275 --> 00:03:08,240 AREN'T PART OF SOME NEUTRAL PLOT? 73 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:09,826 BUT THEY'RE NOT EVEN SHARP. 74 00:03:09,896 --> 00:03:11,758 WHO COULD I POSSIBLY HURT WITH THEM? 75 00:03:11,826 --> 00:03:14,481 THE YARN PEOPLE OF NYLAR FOUR. 76 00:03:14,550 --> 00:03:16,481 [ Speaking Alien Language ] 77 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:18,275 SO, A PLAN TO ASSASSINATE 78 00:03:18,343 --> 00:03:21,068 A WEIRD-LOOKING ALIEN WITH SCISSORS-- 79 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:22,931 HOW VERY NEUTRAL OF YOU. 80 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:23,965 WHAT? 81 00:03:24,033 --> 00:03:25,965 THAT WAS ALMOST THE PERFECT CRIME 82 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:27,931 BUT YOU FORGOT ONE THING: 83 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,516 ROCK CRUSHES SCISSORS... 84 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:32,378 BUT PAPER COVERS ROCK 85 00:03:32,448 --> 00:03:34,171 AND SCISSORS CUTS PAPER. 86 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,275 KIFF, WE HAVE A CONUNDRUM. 87 00:03:36,343 --> 00:03:37,620 [ Groans ] 88 00:03:37,688 --> 00:03:40,206 SEARCH THEM FOR PAPER... AND BRING ME A ROCK. 89 00:03:40,275 --> 00:03:41,550 WHY? 90 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:42,930 [ Zapp ] SO BEAUTIFUL 91 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,137 YET SO NEUTRAL. 92 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,033 DRAG THEM TO THE SHIP. 93 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:50,067 AND NOW, TO CUT THE RIBBON 94 00:03:50,137 --> 00:03:52,655 THE LEGENDARY DOOP CAPTAIN WHO JUST RETURNED 95 00:03:52,723 --> 00:03:55,413 FROM A TRIUMPHANT CARPET BOMBING OF EDEN SEVEN... 96 00:03:55,481 --> 00:03:57,413 ZAPP BRANNIGAN! 97 00:03:57,481 --> 00:03:59,033 [ Applause ] 98 00:04:04,826 --> 00:04:07,965 WHAT MAKES A MAN TURN NEUTRAL? 99 00:04:08,033 --> 00:04:09,481 LUST FOR GOLD? 100 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,620 POWER? OR WERE YOU JUST BORN 101 00:04:11,688 --> 00:04:13,481 WITH A HEART FULL OF NEUTRALITY? 102 00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:15,000 UM, SIR... 103 00:04:15,068 --> 00:04:17,550 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CUTTING THE RIBBON RIGHT NOW. 104 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,481 NO MATTER-- I'LL SIMPLY CUT IT FROM HERE 105 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:20,689 WITH THE SHIP'S LASER. 106 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:26,689 SIR, I DON'T THINK THAT'S WISE. 107 00:04:26,757 --> 00:04:29,000 KIFF, IF THERE'S ONE THING I DON'T NEED 108 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:32,654 IT'S YOUR "I DON'T THINK THAT'S WISE" ATTITUDE. 109 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:36,413 [ Beeping ] 110 00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:43,620 [ Applause ] 111 00:04:45,793 --> 00:04:47,481 AAH! 112 00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:55,723 [ Screaming ] 113 00:04:57,137 --> 00:04:58,793 WHOOPSIE-DAISY. 114 00:05:02,274 --> 00:05:03,274 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 115 00:05:03,343 --> 00:05:04,689 YOU STAND ACCUSED 116 00:05:04,757 --> 00:05:06,343 OF BLOWING UP DOOP HEADQUARTERS. 117 00:05:06,413 --> 00:05:07,620 HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 118 00:05:07,689 --> 00:05:10,689 ABSOLUTELY 99% NOT GUILTY. 119 00:05:10,757 --> 00:05:13,067 THEN THE PROSECUTOR WILL CALL HIS FIRST WITNESS. 120 00:05:13,137 --> 00:05:14,103 YOUR HONOR... 121 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:16,206 I'M JUST A SIMPLE HYPER-CHICKEN 122 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:19,896 FROM A BACKWOODS ASTEROID, BUT IF IT PLEASE THE COURT 123 00:05:19,964 --> 00:05:23,481 I RECKON I'LL CALL THE ENTIRE JURY. 124 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:24,757 [ All Gasping ] 125 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:26,310 [ All Murmuring ] 126 00:05:26,379 --> 00:05:28,137 I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS. 127 00:05:28,206 --> 00:05:29,862 MEMBERS OF THE JURY 128 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,000 DID Y'ALL HAPPEN TO CATCH A GANDER 129 00:05:32,067 --> 00:05:35,067 AT WHO BLEW UP THAT THERE DOOP HEADQUARTERS? 130 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:36,447 THAT'S THE GUY RIGHT THERE. 131 00:05:36,516 --> 00:05:37,930 RIGHT OVER THERE. YES, INDEED. 132 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,862 AND ARE Y'ALL GOING TO VOTE TO CONVICT HIM? 133 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:42,586 [ All Mumbling In Agreement ] OH, YEAH. 134 00:05:42,654 --> 00:05:46,206 THE JURY IS INSTRUCTED TO DISREGARD ITS OWN TESTIMONY. 135 00:05:46,274 --> 00:05:48,757 YOUR HONOR, THE PROSECUTION RESTS. 136 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,481 [ Clucking ] 137 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,033 THE EVIDENCE AGAINST ZAPP BRANNIGAN IS STRONG 138 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,379 HOWEVER, IN LIGHT OF HIS YEARS OF SERVICE 139 00:05:55,447 --> 00:05:58,379 AND THE INCOMPETENCE OF THIS HILLBILLY PROSECUTOR 140 00:05:58,447 --> 00:06:00,862 I'M AFRAID I MUST DISMISS ALL CHARGES. 141 00:06:00,930 --> 00:06:02,000 [ Crowd Murmuring ] 142 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:03,586 DISMISS ALL CHARGES? 143 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,793 YOUR HONOR, I KNOW THE CASE IS CLOSED 144 00:06:05,862 --> 00:06:07,586 AND YOU'VE RENDERED YOUR VERDICT 145 00:06:07,654 --> 00:06:09,067 BUT I WANT TO TESTIFY. 146 00:06:09,137 --> 00:06:10,964 I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS. 147 00:06:11,033 --> 00:06:14,067 NOW, MS. LEELA, ON THE DATE IN QUESTION 148 00:06:14,137 --> 00:06:18,000 WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT WEARING A HOOPSKIRT? 149 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:20,103 THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION. WHAT MATTERS IS 150 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,964 ZAPP BRANNIGAN IS THE SORRIEST CAPTAIN I'VE EVER SEEN 151 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:25,481 AND I SAW THE IDIOT BLOW UP DOOP HEADQUARTERS 152 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:27,172 WITH MY OWN EYE. 153 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,137 [ Murmuring ] 154 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:31,930 I'D LIKE TO CROSS-EXAMINE THE WITNESS. 155 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,516 I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS. 156 00:06:33,586 --> 00:06:35,343 WE'VE MET BEFORE, HAVE WE NOT? 157 00:06:35,413 --> 00:06:36,723 YES. 158 00:06:36,793 --> 00:06:40,586 AND ON THAT OCCASION, DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE? 159 00:06:40,654 --> 00:06:43,379 MAY I REMIND YOU, YOU ARE STILL UNDER OATH. 160 00:06:43,447 --> 00:06:44,343 [ Groans ] 161 00:06:44,413 --> 00:06:45,654 YES. 162 00:06:45,723 --> 00:06:48,240 PLEASE POINT OUT THE PERSON IN THIS COURTROOM 163 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,206 YOU HAD SEX WITH. 164 00:06:51,930 --> 00:06:54,206 WHOO! 165 00:06:54,274 --> 00:06:56,413 AND HIS NAME IS? 166 00:06:56,481 --> 00:06:57,826 ZAPP BRANNIGAN. 167 00:06:57,896 --> 00:06:59,654 THE VERY SAME ZAPP BRANNIGAN 168 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:02,310 WHO DID NOT BLOW UP DOOP HEADQUARTERS. 169 00:07:02,379 --> 00:07:05,689 I REST MY CASE. 170 00:07:05,757 --> 00:07:07,343 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY 171 00:07:07,413 --> 00:07:09,343 YOU MAY BEGIN YOUR DELIBERATIONS. 172 00:07:20,930 --> 00:07:24,896 YOUR HONOR, WE HAVE REACHED A VERDICT. 173 00:07:24,964 --> 00:07:28,586 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT... GUILTY. 174 00:07:28,654 --> 00:07:30,793 WHOO! 175 00:07:30,862 --> 00:07:32,067 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 176 00:07:32,137 --> 00:07:34,481 YOU ARE HEREBY STRIPPED OF YOUR RANK AS CAPTAIN 177 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:36,481 AND DISMISSED FROM THE DOOP. 178 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:37,793 [ Gavel Bangs ] 179 00:07:37,862 --> 00:07:41,067 [ Sniffling ] 180 00:07:41,137 --> 00:07:44,586 [ Whimpering ] 181 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,826 I'D LIKE TO MAKE ONE FINAL STATEMENT. 182 00:07:52,896 --> 00:07:55,240 KIFF, COME HERE AND HOLD UP THE FLAG. 183 00:07:57,033 --> 00:07:59,586 AND WAVE IT A LITTLE, FOR GOD'S SAKES. 184 00:07:59,654 --> 00:08:03,482 MY FRIENDS, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY A MAN'S TITLE AND HIS UNIFORM 185 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:07,206 BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY HIS INTEGRITY OR HIS HONOR. 186 00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:09,310 PLUS, IT WAS MOSTLY KIFF'S FAULT. 187 00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:11,137 WHAT? 188 00:08:11,206 --> 00:08:13,964 KIFF KROKER, YOU ARE ALSO STRIPPED OF YOUR RANK 189 00:08:14,033 --> 00:08:16,067 AND DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED. 190 00:08:16,137 --> 00:08:18,793 [ Stammering ] 191 00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:20,586 [ Groaning ] 192 00:08:23,862 --> 00:08:26,310 ONE DAY A MAN HAS EVERYTHING 193 00:08:26,379 --> 00:08:29,550 AND THE NEXT DAY HE BLOWS UP A $400 BILLION SPACE STATION 194 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,379 AND THE NEXT DAY HE HAS NOTHING. 195 00:08:31,447 --> 00:08:32,826 IT MAKES YOU THINK. 196 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:34,172 NO, IT DOESN'T. 197 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,309 COME, KIFF. 198 00:08:35,379 --> 00:08:38,931 IT'S TIME TO BEGIN OUR LIFE AS CIVILIANS. 199 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,654 THAT'S AN ORDER, SOLDIER. 200 00:08:40,724 --> 00:08:43,551 [ Introduction To "Everybody's Talkin'" Playing ] 201 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:50,724 ♪ EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' AT ME ♪ 202 00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:54,826 ♪ I DON'T HEAR A WORD THEY'RE SAYING ♪ 203 00:08:56,102 --> 00:09:00,172 ♪ ONLY THE ECHOES OF MY MIND ♪ 204 00:09:03,758 --> 00:09:05,724 ♪ PEOPLE STOP AND STARE ♪ 205 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:10,931 ♪ I CAN'T SEE THEIR FACES ♪ 206 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,654 ♪ ONLY THE SHADOWS ♪ 207 00:09:13,724 --> 00:09:15,274 ♪ OF THEIR EYES ♪ 208 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:22,379 ♪ I'M GOING WHERE THE SUN KEEPS SHINING... ♪ 209 00:09:22,447 --> 00:09:25,000 ♪ THROUGH THE POURING RAIN ♪ 210 00:09:26,931 --> 00:09:28,000 HEY, BENDER? 211 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,620 YEAH? 212 00:09:29,688 --> 00:09:31,102 [ Laughing ] 213 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:31,965 WHOA! 214 00:09:32,033 --> 00:09:33,309 ALL RIGHT... 215 00:09:33,379 --> 00:09:35,931 THIS IS THE THIRD HOSE FIGHT I'VE BROKEN UP TODAY 216 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,620 AND THE SECOND ONE USING ACTUAL HOSES. 217 00:09:38,688 --> 00:09:39,826 NOW, MOVE YOUR LAZY ASSES 218 00:09:39,895 --> 00:09:41,136 AND START SCRUBBING THE SHIP 219 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,344 LIKE I ORDERED YOU TO. 220 00:09:42,413 --> 00:09:44,965 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET SO MAD, LEELA. 221 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:46,688 YEAH, FRY ALREADY WIPED OFF 222 00:09:46,758 --> 00:09:48,654 SOME OF THE DIRT WITH HIS FINGER. 223 00:09:48,724 --> 00:09:49,931 [ Chuckling ] 224 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 225 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,000 ZAPP? 226 00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:57,895 LEELA, I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO TURN. 227 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,309 YOU'RE THE ONLY WOMAN WHO EVER LOVED ME. 228 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:01,688 I NEVER LOVED YOU. 229 00:10:01,758 --> 00:10:03,172 I MEAN PHYSICALLY. 230 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,274 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 231 00:10:04,344 --> 00:10:05,931 JUST LET ME WORK FOR A LITTLE FOOD. 232 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,654 PERHAPS I COULD PAINT A FENCE 233 00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:09,965 OR SERVICE YOU SEXUALLY OR MOP THE FLOORS. 234 00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:12,413 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 235 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:13,344 KIFF MIGHT. 236 00:10:14,688 --> 00:10:16,517 LEELA, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 237 00:10:16,586 --> 00:10:19,447 JUST A BROKEN-DOWN HOBO WHO'S HIT ROCK BOTTOM 238 00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:21,240 AND HIS COMMANDING OFFICER. 239 00:10:21,309 --> 00:10:23,931 WHY, YOU'RE THAT DISGRACED STARSHIP CAPTAIN. 240 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,481 HAVING HIM ON STAFF WOULD DISTRACT PEOPLE 241 00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:28,724 FROM OUR HORRENDOUS SAFETY RECORD. 242 00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:30,136 COME IN! 243 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:33,067 I'D LIKE EVERYONE TO MEET OUR NEW EMPLOYEES. 244 00:10:33,136 --> 00:10:35,136 UH... WHICH ONES ARE NEW? 245 00:10:35,206 --> 00:10:36,413 THE GREEN DUDE 246 00:10:36,481 --> 00:10:37,517 AND THE FAT MAN. 247 00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:39,654 HMM, I COULD SWEAR I'VE NEVER SEEN 248 00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:41,413 THAT ROBOT BEFORE, EITHER. 249 00:10:41,481 --> 00:10:42,826 I'M BENDER. 250 00:10:42,895 --> 00:10:44,793 YOU KNOW, THE LOVABLE RASCAL. 251 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:48,724 OH, YES, YES, MY GOOD FRIEND, OF COURSE. 252 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,206 ANYWAY... 253 00:10:51,274 --> 00:10:53,826 WHOEVER YOU ALL ARE, I HAVE GOOD NEWS. 254 00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:57,240 YOU'LL BE MAKING A DELIVERY TO STUMBOS FOUR 255 00:10:57,309 --> 00:11:00,895 A PLANET WITH SUCH HIGH GRAVITY, YOU'LL MOST LIKELY BE CRUSHED 256 00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:03,000 UNDER THE WEIGHT OF YOUR OWN HAIR. 257 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,379 ENJOY! 258 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,309 SO, THIS LEELA 259 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,793 I KNOW SHE'S A VERY SENSUOUS WOMAN 260 00:11:13,861 --> 00:11:15,274 BUT WHAT MANNER OF CAPTAIN IS SHE? 261 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:16,447 SHE'S REALLY STRICT. 262 00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:17,447 AND MEAN. 263 00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:18,895 I SEE. 264 00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:21,517 DOES SHE, BY ANY CHANCE, GIVE THE CREW MEMBERS SPANKINGS? 265 00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:23,654 NO, SHE JUST MAKES US DO WORK AND STUFF. 266 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:24,931 GOOD, GOOD. 267 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,861 BUT SHOULD SHE EVER INSTITUTE 268 00:11:26,931 --> 00:11:29,240 SOME SORT OF BARE-BOTTOM SPANKING POLICY 269 00:11:29,309 --> 00:11:30,724 LET ME GO IN YOUR PLACE. 270 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:33,309 I WON'T HAVE MY COMRADES HARMED. 271 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:35,274 HEY, THIS GUY'S ALL RIGHT. 272 00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:40,206 HERE'S TO US POOR SCHMOES... 273 00:11:40,274 --> 00:11:41,447 WORKING FOR THE MAN. 274 00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:44,586 EVEN IF HE IS A HOT, SEXY, FEMALE MAN. 275 00:11:44,654 --> 00:11:46,000 MM. 276 00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:52,724 I'VE COMPUTED OUR LANDING COORDINATES, CAPTAIN. 277 00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:53,793 THANKS, KIFF. 278 00:11:53,861 --> 00:11:54,793 VERY NICE WORK. 279 00:11:54,861 --> 00:11:55,654 [ Sighs ] 280 00:11:55,724 --> 00:11:56,586 WAIT. WHAT? 281 00:11:56,654 --> 00:11:59,136 I SAID, "VERY NICE WORK." 282 00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:03,206 THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 283 00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:04,309 MMM! 284 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,965 OKAY, CREW, LISTEN UP. 285 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,724 YOUR JOB IS TO DELIVER THESE 40 PILLOWS TO THAT HOTEL. 286 00:12:13,793 --> 00:12:15,274 THEY'RE NOT VERY HEAVY 287 00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:17,136 BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME NOT COMPLAINING. 288 00:12:17,206 --> 00:12:18,481 THEY'RE NOT HEAVY IN HERE 289 00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,206 BECAUSE WE HAVE AN ANTI-GRAV PUMP 290 00:12:20,274 --> 00:12:22,033 BUT ONCE YOU GET OUT ON THE SURFACE 291 00:12:22,102 --> 00:12:23,826 THE GRAVITY WILL BE VERY INTENSE. 292 00:12:23,895 --> 00:12:25,172 HEY, NO PROB. 293 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,758 THIS LEAD APRON WILL PROTECT ME. 294 00:12:27,826 --> 00:12:29,724 I DON'T WANT ANY SCREWUPS. 295 00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:30,895 USE THE HOVER DOLLY 296 00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:32,931 AND JUST DELIVER ONE PILLOW AT A TIME. 297 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,413 HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA-- 298 00:12:36,481 --> 00:12:38,447 LET'S DELIVER ALL THE PILLOWS AT ONCE. 299 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:41,206 - YEAH. - THAT'S USING THE OLD NOODLE. 300 00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:47,620 [ All Grunting ] 301 00:12:50,481 --> 00:12:52,481 COME ON, GIRDLE. 302 00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:53,586 HOLD. 303 00:12:53,654 --> 00:12:54,895 [ Groaning ] 304 00:12:57,274 --> 00:12:58,379 UH-OH. 305 00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:02,067 [ Grunting ] 306 00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:03,447 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 307 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,136 SOME BREAKING OCCURRED. 308 00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:07,481 THE DOLLY WAS INVOLVED. THAT'S ABOUT ALL WE KNOW. 309 00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:10,861 I TOLD YOU DUMB APES NOT TO OVERLOAD IT. 310 00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:13,724 EACH OF THOSE PILLOWS WEIGHS 150 POUNDS HERE. 311 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,931 ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A KNOT. 312 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,654 WE'LL JUST USE THE BACKUP DOLLY. 313 00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:18,965 I'LL START LOADING UP THE PILLOWS. 314 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:20,413 [ Leela ] NO WAY, JACK. 315 00:13:20,481 --> 00:13:21,931 YOU DISOBEYED AN ORDER 316 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,826 SO NOW YOU HAVE TO DELIVER ALL 40 PILLOWS BY HAND. 317 00:13:24,895 --> 00:13:28,344 LET ME ASK YOU A SERIOUS QUESTION, LEELA. 318 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,067 DOES THE COMPANY THAT MADE YOUR BRA 319 00:13:30,136 --> 00:13:31,206 MAKE A GIRDLE AS WELL? 320 00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:32,758 I ASK BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE... 321 00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:33,965 JUST GET TO WORK. 322 00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:37,413 [ Grunting ] 323 00:13:37,481 --> 00:13:40,000 [ Imitating Leela ] "I'M LEELA. GET TO WORK. NA, NA, NA." 324 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,000 I AGREE. 325 00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,206 [ Kiff ] THE POINT IS 326 00:13:42,274 --> 00:13:43,895 IT'S JUST SO HUMILIATING 327 00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:45,309 WORKING FOR THAT MAN. 328 00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:50,413 ONCE, HE ACTUALLY ORDERED ME TO SHAVE HIS ARMPITS 329 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,447 WHILE HE WAS IN THE BATHTUB. 330 00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:53,895 SO I SAID TO HIM... 331 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:55,344 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T WE TALK 332 00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:58,206 ABOUT SOMETHING BESIDES ZAPP FOR A WHILE? 333 00:13:58,274 --> 00:13:59,517 OH, ALL RIGHT. 334 00:13:59,586 --> 00:14:00,931 UM... 335 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:05,309 WELL, HOW ABOUT THEM, UM... OKAY. 336 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,413 WELL, THERE HE WAS IN THE TUB, ALL RIGHT? 337 00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:08,379 [ Sighs ] 338 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,206 [ Grunting ] 339 00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:13,861 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 340 00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:17,447 AH... SOME GOOD, OLD HIGH-GRAVITY RAIN. 341 00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:18,413 THAT'LL COOL US OFF. 342 00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:19,447 [ Grunts ] 343 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:21,931 OW. 344 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,965 OW, OW! 345 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,172 [ All Grunting And Groaning ] 346 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,000 THIS IS ALL LEELA'S FAULT. 347 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,274 YEAH. 348 00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:30,067 IF SHE HAD LET US USE THE BACKUP DOLLY 349 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,240 WE COULD HAVE BROKEN IT 350 00:14:31,309 --> 00:14:32,758 GIVEN UP, AND GONE HOME BY NOW. 351 00:14:32,826 --> 00:14:33,826 YOU KNOW, BOYS 352 00:14:33,895 --> 00:14:36,102 A GOOD CAPTAIN NEEDS MANY SKILLS 353 00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:39,447 SUCH AS BOLDNESS, DARING AND A VELOUR UNIFORM 354 00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:43,067 AND I'M NOT CONVINCED LEELA HAS ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 355 00:14:43,136 --> 00:14:45,206 AH, LEELA'S NOT THAT BAD. 356 00:14:45,274 --> 00:14:47,379 I JUST WISH SHE DIDN'T MAKE US WORK SO MUCH. 357 00:14:47,447 --> 00:14:49,172 BACK WHEN I WAS CAPTAIN 358 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,965 ALL I ASKED FROM MY MEN WAS THEIR COMPLETE LOYALTY. 359 00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,826 IF I HAD THAT, THEN FOR ALL I CARED 360 00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:56,136 THEY COULD SIT AROUND THE WHOLE DAY DRINKING BEER 361 00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:57,413 IN THEIR UNDERPANTS. 362 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:58,447 BEER? 363 00:14:58,517 --> 00:14:59,895 UNDERPANTS? 364 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,654 AH. AH. 365 00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:04,620 BUT NOW, ZAPP'S NOT CAPTAIN ANYMORE. 366 00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:06,620 I'M FREE! 367 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:07,793 OH, YOU HEAR THAT? 368 00:15:07,861 --> 00:15:09,309 I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING. 369 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:10,586 THIS IS A MUTINY! 370 00:15:10,654 --> 00:15:11,654 [ Groaning ] 371 00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:13,586 YOU'RE OUT OF HERE, LADY. 372 00:15:13,654 --> 00:15:15,172 ZAPP'S THE NEW CAPTAIN. 373 00:15:17,274 --> 00:15:19,586 ALL HAIL THE NEW CAPTAIN. 374 00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:21,240 [ Zip ] 375 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,895 LEELA, YOU MAY BE A FORMIDABLE 376 00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,481 DOER OF THE NASTY 377 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:32,688 BUT I AM FORCED TO RELIEVE YOU OF YOUR POST. 378 00:15:32,758 --> 00:15:35,240 ON WHAT GROUNDS, YOU SLOBBERING OAF? 379 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,033 FAILURE TO PREVENT A MUTINY. 380 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,688 THROW HER IN THE BRIG. 381 00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:39,793 WE DON'T HAVE A BRIG. 382 00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:41,586 THEN THROW HER IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM 383 00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:44,309 WHICH WILL HEREAFTER BE REFERRED TO AS THE BRIG. 384 00:15:46,274 --> 00:15:49,309 YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME TO BE CAPTAIN ANYMORE? 385 00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:50,481 YOU GOT IT, GENIUS. 386 00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,758 BUT DIDN'T I DO A GOOD JOB? 387 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,758 YOU WERE MEAN, AND YOU YELLED 388 00:15:54,826 --> 00:15:56,517 AND YOU MADE US DO ALL THAT WORK. 389 00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:58,965 SOMETIMES, A CAPTAIN NEEDS TO DO THOSE THINGS. 390 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,413 BESIDES, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. 391 00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:02,586 YEAH, WELL 392 00:16:02,654 --> 00:16:06,102 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SUCH A MEAN CAPTAIN, THEN. 393 00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,724 DON'T WORRY, LEELA. 394 00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:11,931 SOON, WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON THIS AND LAUGH. 395 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,033 [ Cruel Laughing ] 396 00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:18,931 BACK IN MY OLD UNIFORM. 397 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,309 AND IT NEARLY STILL FITS 398 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,758 EVEN AFTER ALL THAT FATTENING HOBO CUISINE. 399 00:16:22,826 --> 00:16:25,895 WHAT SHALL I DO WITH YOUR CIVILIAN CLOTHES, SIR? 400 00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:27,688 TAKE THEM TO THE LAUNDRY BRIG. 401 00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:30,517 SO, DO I HAVE YOUR LOYALTY, MEN? 402 00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:31,965 TO THE ENDS OF THE UNIVERSE. 403 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,413 TEN HUNDRED PERCENT. 404 00:16:33,481 --> 00:16:35,551 THAT'S NOT NEARLY LOYAL ENOUGH. 405 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,793 I ORDER YOU TO SIT AROUND AND DRINK BEER 406 00:16:37,861 --> 00:16:39,654 UNTIL YOU'RE AS LOYAL AS KIFF HERE. 407 00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:41,620 YES, SIR, SIR. 408 00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:43,826 UM, MAY I HAVE A BEER, SIR? 409 00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:46,586 NO, YOU'RE LOYAL ENOUGH ALREADY. 410 00:16:46,654 --> 00:16:47,931 MEANWHILE, I HAVE A PLAN. 411 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,067 WE WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY ATTACK 412 00:16:50,136 --> 00:16:52,240 OUR ARCHENEMY, THE NEUTRAL PLANET. 413 00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:53,413 OH, GEEZ. 414 00:16:53,481 --> 00:16:56,000 ONCE THE NEUTRAL WAR MACHINE LIES IN RUINS 415 00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,379 I'LL BE A HERO AGAIN 416 00:16:57,447 --> 00:17:00,102 AND THE DOOP WILL REINSTATE ME AS CAPTAIN. 417 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:03,620 BUT, SIR, THAT PLAN MAKES NO SENSE. 418 00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:04,862 MAYBE NOT TO YOU, KIFF. 419 00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:06,275 BUT IF I RECALL CORRECTLY 420 00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:09,000 YOU WERE COURT-MARTIALED IN DISGRACE. 421 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,550 OOH, BURN! 422 00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:12,344 NAILED YOU, BUDDY. 423 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,619 PREPARE TO CONTINUE 424 00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:20,275 THE EPIC STRUGGLE BETWEEN GOOD AND NEUTRAL. 425 00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:21,723 THIS IS AWESOME. 426 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,550 WE'RE GOING TO BE, LIKE, "POW, POW, POW!" 427 00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,964 AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE, [ Screams ] 428 00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:27,136 [ Imitating Explosions ] 429 00:17:27,205 --> 00:17:29,000 AND THEN, WE'LL HAVE PANCAKES TO CELEBRATE 430 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,172 AND I'LL BE, LIKE... 431 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,309 [ Making Eating Sounds ] 432 00:17:31,378 --> 00:17:32,619 PRECISELY. 433 00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:36,103 NOW, IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HONORABLE 434 00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:37,826 WE'LL CALL THE NEUTRAL PRESIDENT 435 00:17:37,895 --> 00:17:39,895 WITH A MESSAGE OF PEACE, THEN BLAST HIM. 436 00:17:39,964 --> 00:17:42,689 YES, SIR, SIRDY, SIR, SIR, SIR! 437 00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:45,240 FLY THE WHITE FLAG OF WAR. 438 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,723 This is Zapp Brannigan 439 00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:55,344 of the good ship... Planet Expressship. 440 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:58,205 I come swinging the olive branch of peace. 441 00:17:58,275 --> 00:18:00,000 SHOULD WE TRUST HIM, YOUR NEUTRALNESS? 442 00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:04,550 ALL I KNOW IS, MY GUT SAYS, "MAYBE." 443 00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:07,067 WHAT NOW, CHIEF? 444 00:18:07,136 --> 00:18:09,378 NOW, WE CRASH THE SHIP INTO THEIR HEADQUARTERS 445 00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:11,517 KILLING THEM IN A HELLISH FIRESTORM 446 00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:13,689 FROM WHICH NO LIVING THING CAN ESCAPE. 447 00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,517 GOOD, GOOD. THEN WHAT? 448 00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:17,689 THEN YOUR MISSION IS COMPLETE. 449 00:18:17,758 --> 00:18:19,654 I, MEANWHILE, WILL HAVE EJECTED TO SAFETY 450 00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,517 WEARING THE ONLY SPACE SUIT ON BOARD. 451 00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:25,862 [ Whooping And Hollering ] 452 00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:28,205 WAIT A SECOND. IS THIS PLAN GOING TO KILL US? 453 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,378 OF COURSE. 454 00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:31,378 WHAT DO YOU THINK I MEANT BY LOYALTY? 455 00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:33,550 NOW, HELP ME INTO THE ONLY SPACE SUIT. 456 00:18:33,619 --> 00:18:35,172 IT LOOKS A BIT SWEATY IN THERE 457 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,275 SO YOU MAY NEED TO APPLY BABY POWDER. 458 00:18:39,378 --> 00:18:41,654 LEELA, WE WANT YOU TO BE CAPTAIN AGAIN. 459 00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:43,034 LET ME GUESS: 460 00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,205 HE CANCELED NAP TIME? 461 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,034 HE RAN OUT OF BEER? 462 00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:49,517 SO HE'S ABOUT TO KILL US. 463 00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:52,895 WE WANT LEELA TO BE CAPTAIN AGAIN. 464 00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,448 SO, IT'S MUTINY, IS IT? 465 00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:56,586 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY. 466 00:18:56,654 --> 00:18:58,378 COME, KIFF, LET'S EJECT. 467 00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:00,205 I FOUND A CHILDREN'S SPACE SUIT YOU CAN WEAR. 468 00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:01,964 WELL, TO BE HONEST, SIR 469 00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:03,758 I'D RATHER STAY HERE WITH CAPTAIN LEELA. 470 00:19:03,826 --> 00:19:05,586 SHE ACTUALLY LISTENS TO WHAT I HAVE TO... 471 00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:08,448 [ Muffled Speech ] 472 00:19:18,481 --> 00:19:20,000 OH, NO! 473 00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,378 HE'S DISABLED THE STEERING! 474 00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:23,689 WE'RE GONNA CRASH! 475 00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,689 LEELA, SAVE ME! 476 00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:27,000 AND YOURSELF, I GUESS. 477 00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:30,067 AND MY BANJO! 478 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,034 AND FRY! 479 00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:33,654 OKAY, OKAY. 480 00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:34,964 WE HAVE ONE CHANCE. 481 00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:37,067 ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHAT I SAY AS CAPTAIN? 482 00:19:37,136 --> 00:19:37,931 ABSOLUTELY. 483 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,619 EVEN IF I MAKE YOU WORK HARD? 484 00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,931 AS YOUR GOD IS MY WITNESS. 485 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,448 THEN GO GET THE HOVER DOLLY YOU DIDN'TBREAK 486 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,240 AND LOAD ALL THE DARK MATTER INTO THE LEFT ENGINE. 487 00:19:47,309 --> 00:19:49,413 OH, MAN, THAT CRAP'S HEAVY! 488 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,448 - AND WARM. - JUST DO IT! 489 00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:57,413 [ Siren Sounding ]YOUR NEUTRALNESS, IT'S A BEIGE ALERT. 490 00:19:57,481 --> 00:19:58,964 IF I DON'T SURVIVE 491 00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:01,067 TELL MY WIFE, "HELLO." 492 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,205 HURRY! 493 00:20:03,275 --> 00:20:05,413 I DON'T WANT TO DIE AT THE AGE OF 25! 494 00:20:05,481 --> 00:20:07,758 Honey, unless we hit a time warp 495 00:20:07,826 --> 00:20:09,758 I wouldn't worry about it. 496 00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:13,517 [ Grunting ] 497 00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,067 IT'S TOO LOW! 498 00:20:15,136 --> 00:20:16,136 QUICK! 499 00:20:16,205 --> 00:20:18,240 [ Both Grunting ] 500 00:20:25,378 --> 00:20:26,758 [ Leela ] YOU DID IT! 501 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,481 YOU ACTUALLY DID IT! 502 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:30,309 [ Cheering ] 503 00:20:30,378 --> 00:20:32,619 AND NO ONE WILL HAVE TO PUNISH ANYONE FOR THE MUTINY! 504 00:20:37,964 --> 00:20:39,826 AND SO, WHEN CAPTAIN LEELA PANICKED-- 505 00:20:39,895 --> 00:20:41,792 PERHAPS DISTRACTED BY FEMALE TROUBLES-- 506 00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:44,413 MY QUICK THINKING ALLOWED ME TO DO WHATEVER I DID 507 00:20:44,481 --> 00:20:45,448 TO SAVE THE DAY. 508 00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:46,758 CAPTAIN LEELA 509 00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:49,723 IS THIS RAMBLING STORY OF MAGIC AND HEROISM TRUE? 510 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:50,758 WELL, ACTUALLY... 511 00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:52,136 THAT-A-GIRL! 512 00:20:52,205 --> 00:20:55,205 IF THEY DON'T TAKE HIM BACK, WE CAN KEEP HIM AS CAPTAIN. 513 00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:56,344 [ Clicks Tongue ] 514 00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:58,862 YOUR HONOR, IT'S ALL TRUE-- 515 00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:01,413 MY FEMALE INCOMPETENCE, ZAPP'S CATLIKE REFLEXES 516 00:21:01,481 --> 00:21:03,826 THE STUFF THAT MADE NO SENSE, ALL OF IT. 517 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:05,689 [ All Gasp ] [ Chicken Squawk ] 518 00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:07,619 IN THAT CASE, ZAPP BRANNIGAN 519 00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:11,309 I HEREBY RESTORE YOUR RANK AND PARKING PRIVILEGES. 520 00:21:11,378 --> 00:21:12,723 [ Satisfied Chuckle ] 521 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,378 [ Cheering ] 522 00:21:14,448 --> 00:21:16,517 OH, FOO! 523 00:21:16,586 --> 00:21:17,689 COME, KIFF 524 00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:20,034 WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 525 00:21:20,103 --> 00:21:21,172 [ Clicks Tongue ] 526 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,448 [ Groaning ] 527 00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:23,964 I'LL CALL AND TELL YOU ABOUT IT. 528 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,378 [ Sighs ] 529 00:21:28,826 --> 00:21:30,205 LEELA 530 00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,619 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE MEAN 531 00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:34,964 YOU'RE THE BEST CAPTAIN EVER. 532 00:21:35,034 --> 00:21:37,448 YEAH, YOU'RE ONE DYNAMITE LADY. 533 00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:38,448 CAN WE HAVE THE WEEK OFF? 534 00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:39,448 NO! 535 00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:41,034 PLEASE? 536 00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:42,792 COME ON, CAPTAIN. 537 00:21:42,862 --> 00:21:44,550 OH, ALL RIGHT. 538 00:21:44,619 --> 00:21:46,654 NO TIME OFF! 539 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,172 OH, MAN. 540 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,689 LET'S MUTINY.