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[ Man Narrating ]
You're entering the vicinity

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of an area adjacent
to a location.

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The kind of place where
there might be a monster

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or some kind of weird mirror.

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These are just examples.

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It could also
be something much better.

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Prepare to enter...

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As per your request, please find
enclosed the last man on earth.

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Finally... solitude.

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I can read books
for all eternity.

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It's not fair.

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It's not fair!

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Wait. My eyes aren't that bad.

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I can still read
the large-print books.

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[ Screams ]

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It's not f--

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Well, lucky I know
how to read Braille.

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[ Screams ]

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Hey, look at that weird mirror.

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[ Shuddering ]CURSED BY
HIS OWN HUBRIS.

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THERE'S A POLITICAL DEBATE ON.
QUICK, CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

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HEY, THAT'S WHAT FRY SAID
WHEN WE TURNED ONTHE DEBATE.

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[ Announcer ]
C-SPAN9 presents
The Thrill of Politics.

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[ Snoring ]

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[ Sighs ]

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WHA--
HUH?

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LOOK, I KNOW THERE
ARE NO CAR CHASES,

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BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.

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ONE OF THESE TWO MEN WILL
BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD.

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WHAT DO WE CARE?
WE LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES.

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THE UNITED STATES
IS PART OF THE WORLD.

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WOW, I HAVEBEEN
GONE A LONG TIME.

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It's time someone
had the courage

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to stand up and say

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I'm against those things
that everybody hates!

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Now, I respect my opponent.

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I think he's a good man.

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But, quite frankly, I agree
with everything he just said!

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THESE ARE THE CANDIDATES?
THEY SOUND LIKE CLONES.

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WAIT A MINUTE.
THEY ARECLONES!

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DON'T LET THEIR
IDENTICAL DNA FOOL YOU.

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THEY DIFFER ON
SOME KEY ISSUES.

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I say your three-cent
titanium tax goes too far.

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And I say your
three-cent titanium tax

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doesn't go
too far enough.

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IF I WERE REGISTERED TO VOTE,
I'D SEND THESE CLOWNS A MESSAGE

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BY STAYING HOME ON ELECTION DAY
AND DRESSING UP LIKE A CLOWN!

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YOU'RE NOT REGISTERED?!

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NOPE. NOT VACCINATED, EITHER.

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BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE ONE VOTE
EVER MADE A DIFFERENCE.

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THAT'S NOT TRUE.

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THE FIRST ROBOT PRESIDENT
WON BY EXACTLY ONE VOTE.

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AH, YES! JOHN QUINCY
ADDING MACHINE.

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HE STRUCK A CHORD
WITH THE VOTERS

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WHEN HE PLEDGED NOT TO
GO ON A KILLING SPREE.

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BUT, LIKE MOST
POLITICIANS,

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HE PROMISED MORE
THAN HE COULD DELIVER.

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THE POINT IS, ONE VOTE  CANMAKE A DIFFERENCE.

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AND EVEN THOUGH IT WON'T

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I'M STILL TAKING YOU
TO GET REGISTERED.

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YES, THAT'S
A CAPITAL IDEA.

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LET'S ALL
GO REGISTER.

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PROFESSOR, WHEN DID YOU BECOME
SO OBSESSED WITH VOTING?

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THE VERY INSTANT
I BECAME OLD.

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MMM!

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MMM!

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THE PROBLEM
WITH BOTH PARTIES

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IS THAT THEY ALWAYS
WANT TO GIVE YOUR TAX DOLLARS

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TO THE LESS FORTUNATE.

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THE LESS FORTUNATE
GET ALL THE BREAKS.

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YOU KNOW, FRY, YOU COULD
JOIN A THIRD PARTY, MAYBE.

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ONLY WEIRDOS AND MUTANTS
JOIN THIRD PARTIES.

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REALLY? I BETTER KEEP AN EYE OUT
AT THE NEXT MEETING.

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WHAT PARTY DO YOU
BELONG TO, BENDER?

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EH, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE.

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'CAUSE YOU'RE A ROBOT?

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NO. CONVICTED FELON.

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WE FAVOR UNREASONABLY
HUGE SUBSIDIES

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TO THE BRAIN
SLUG PLANET.

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OKAY, BUT WHAT ARE
THE BRAIN SLUGS
WHO CONTROL YOU

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GOING TO DO
FOR THE WORKING MAN?

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ATTACH BRAIN SLUGS TO THEM.

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SURE, YOU SAY THAT NOW.

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SO IS IT TRUE
YOU CAN MAKE

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ALL KINDS OF SHIRTS
AND ROPES OUT OF HEMP?

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DAVE'S NOT HERE, MAN.

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I ALSO HEARD HEMP
MAKES GREAT SHAMPOO.

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IT DOES? NO WAY!

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I GOT TO CHECK OUT
THIS BROCHURE.

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[ Gulping ]

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SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO PROTECT

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MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
TO BEAR DOOMSDAY DEVICES?

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WELL, FIRST OFF,
WE'RE GOING TO GET RID

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OF THAT THREE-DAY WAITING
PERIOD FOR MAD SCIENTISTS.

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DAMN STRAIGHT!

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TODAY, THE MAD SCIENTIST
CAN'T GET A DOOMSDAY DEVICE.

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TOMORROW, IT'S
THE MAD GRAD STUDENT!

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WHERE WILL IT END?

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AMEN, BROTHER!

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I DON'T GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT MY MUTATED ANTHRAX--

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FOR DUCK HUNTIN'.

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SURE,
HUMANS ARE CUTE

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BUT HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO TEST COSMETICS?

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I CONCUR.

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NOW HERE'S A PARTY
I CAN GET EXCITED ABOUT.
SIGN ME UP.

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SORRY, NOT WITH
THAT ATTITUDE.

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OKAY, THEN SCREW IT.

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WELCOME ABOARD,
BROTHER!

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- ALL RIGHT!
- YOU'RE OUT.

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[ Fry ]
THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.

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I THINK I'M ACTUALLY STARTING
TO GET INTERESTED IN POLITICS.

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- [ Beeping ]
- [ Theme Music Plays ]

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[ Both Snoring ]

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And so, with two weeks
left in the campaign,

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the question on
everyone's mind

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is who will be

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the next President
of Earth--

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Jack Johnson, or bitter
rival John Jackson?

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Two terrific candidates,
huh, Morbo?

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All humans are vermin
in the eyes of Morbo.

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[ Laughing ]

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In other local news

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disaster struck on
Saturn's moon of
Titan today

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when a titanium
mine collapsed

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trapping 1,000
robot workers.

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WHAT? LORD HAVE MERCY!

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Unless something is done quickly

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the trapped robots
will be dead within 300 years.

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Sir, what rescue operations
are planned?

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The plan is, basically,
to pave over the area

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and get on with our lives.

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[ Horrified Gasp ]

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News of the mine's closing

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sent titanium prices
skyrocketing.

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ALL RIGHT! I'M RICH!

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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MY BODY'S 40% TITANIUM.

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I'M FINALLY RICHER THAN
THOSE SNOOTY A.T.M. MACHINES.

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TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SPEND IT.

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- OH, CAN'T I?
- NO.

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WATCH ME, POOR MAN.

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[ Shopkeeper ]
PLEASURE DOIN' BUSINESS
WITH YOU.

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[ Bender Laughing ]

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GAME'S OVER, LOSERS!

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I HAVE ALLTHE MONEY.

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COMPARE YOUR LIVES TO MINE
AND THEN KILL YOURSELVES.

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[ Sniffing ]

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HEY, GET AWAY! SHOO!

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I'LL GIVE YOU $5.00
TO NOT DO WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT DOING.

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[ Bender Chuckles ]
YOU JUST LOST $5.00.

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HEY, BUDDY! LITTLE HELP?

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[ Grunting ]

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THANK YOU!

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[ All Gasping ]

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HELLO, PEASANTS.

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BENDER!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?

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NO! I SOLD MY BODY.

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[ Spitting ]

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SOLD YOUR BODY?!

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OH, BENDER,
I'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD.

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I KNOW IT'S GLAMOROUS
AND THE PARTIES ARE GREAT,

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BUT YOU'LL END UP SPENDING
EVERY DOLLAR YOU MAKE

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ON JEWELRY
AND SKINTIGHT PANTS.

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THIS IS CRAZY, BENDER.

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HOW ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE
WITHOUT A BODY?

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[ Raspberry ]

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BODIES ARE FOR HOOKERS
AND FAT PEOPLE.

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ALL I NEED IS A WAD
OF CASH WITH A HEAD
WRAPPED AROUND IT.

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WELL, AT LEAST NOW
YOU CAN PAY OFF YOUR LOAN SHARK.

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YEAH, RIGHT,
WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO,
BREAK MY LEGS?

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[ Laughing ]

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AH, THIS IS THE LIFE!

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ANOTHER MARTINI, PLEASE!

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SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED.

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[ Bouncing ]
OH, YEAH!

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PUT IT ALL ON BLACK.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!

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[ Grunting ]

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21 RED.

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[ Grunts ]

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I BEG YOUR PARDON--
33 BLACK.

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YES!

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THE RICH GET RICHER.

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[ Grunting ]

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STRIKE!
IN YOUR FACE, LEELA!

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[ Laughing ]

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OW!

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[ Screeching ]

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[ Screaming ] [ Screaming ]

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[ Muttering ]

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[ Grunting ]

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TIMBER!

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HEY, BENDER, CAN I TAKE
A RIDE IN YOUR CAR?

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MAYBE IF YOU CLEAN UP FIRST.

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IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR NECK
STEPPED IN SOMETHING.

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OH, I'M SORRY.

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THAT'S JUST YOUR BODY.

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[ Laughing ]

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HEY, YOU LOOK ME
IN THE SHINS AND SAY THAT.

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HEY, I'VE HAD IT
UP TO HERE WITH THIS PLACE.

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I'M OFF
TO THE HEAD MUSEUM

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TO HANG OUT
WITH CLASSY HEADS LIKE ME

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WHO APPRECIATE
THE FINER THINGS:

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POETRY, PHILOSOPHY, HATS.

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SO LONG,
COFFIN-STUFFERS!

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[ Engine Revving ]

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[ Tires Squealing ]

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[ Head Muttering ]

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COULD ONE OF YOU COFFIN-STUFFERS
PLEASE CARRY ME?

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NOW, WHICH GROUP OF HEADS

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IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
TO HANG OUT WITH?

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WHAT DO YOU THINK, FRY?

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FRY?

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MMM.

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HI.

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I'M CLAUDIA
SCHIFFER'S HEAD.

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I RECOGNIZE YOU.

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DIDN'T YOU USE TO HAVE
A BODY OF SOME SORT?

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YEAH, BUT IT WAS
HOLDING ME BACK.

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YOU KNOW, I JUST
DID THE COVER

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OF THE SPORTS
ILLUSTRATED
SWIM CAP ISSUE.

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[ Purring ]

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WELL,
YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT.

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THANKS. I WOULDN'T
MIND LOSING A
FEW POUNDS, THOUGH.

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COULDN'T HURT.

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AH, U.S. PRESIDENTS!

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STURDY SHELVES,
GOOD SECURITY...

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THIS PLACE HAS CLASS.

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[ Clinton ]
HEY, SUGAR COOKIE!

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YOU KNOW, LEGALLY

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NOTHING I CAN DO
COUNTS AS SEX ANYMORE.

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I APOLOGIZE
FOR HIS RUDENESS, MA'AM.

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HE GETS THIS WAY
AROUND MEATY-LOOKING WOMEN.

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HEY, I REMEMBER YOU.

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I WAS GOING TO VOTE
FOR YOU ONE TIME.

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BUT VOTING ISN'T COOL

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SO I STAYED HOME ALONE
AND GOT TRASHED ON LISTERINE.

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FRANKLY, I'VE NEVER
FELT VOTING

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TO BE ALL THAT ESSENTIAL
TO THE PROCESS.

241
00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:41,793
NO KIDDING, FORD.

242
00:10:41,861 --> 00:10:43,688
SO THEN
THE HOOKER-BOT SAYS

243
00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:45,826
"THAT'S NOT
MY EXPANSION SLOT."

244
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,172
AND MY FRIEND SAYS

245
00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,102
"THAT'S NOT MY GOLD-PLATED
25-PIN CONNECTOR."

246
00:10:50,172 --> 00:10:51,413
[ Laughing ]

247
00:10:51,481 --> 00:10:52,895
[ Laughing ]

248
00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:54,000
OH, BENDER.

249
00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:56,895
THOU ROBOTS REALLY
CRACKETH ME UP.

250
00:10:56,965 --> 00:10:58,654
YOU KNOW,
I LIKE IT HERE.

251
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,724
WHAT'S THE RENT
ON ONE OF THESE JARS?

252
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,895
SORRY, BENDER,
BUT WE CAN'T ALLOW

253
00:11:02,965 --> 00:11:05,309
EVERY TOM, DICK
AND HARRY TO MOVE IN.

254
00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:07,861
NO OFFENSE JEFFERSON,
NIXON AND TRUMAN.

255
00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:09,447
MAYBE MR. BENDER CAN GET A SPOT

256
00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:11,481
IN THE CLOSET
OF PRESIDENTIAL LOSERS.

257
00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,413
BOB DOLE NEEDS COMPANY.

258
00:11:13,481 --> 00:11:15,861
LAROUCHE WON'T STOP
WITH THE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES.

259
00:11:15,931 --> 00:11:16,931
PASS.

260
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,033
SO TELLETH, BENDER--

261
00:11:18,102 --> 00:11:19,758
WHAT HATH HAPPENED
TO YOUR BODY?

262
00:11:19,826 --> 00:11:20,895
I HOCKED IT.

263
00:11:20,965 --> 00:11:22,688
HOCKED IT?
WHY WOULDST
THOU DO THAT?

264
00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:24,551
SAME REASON
YOU HOCKED YOUR TEETH.

265
00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,965
AH, BOOZE MONEY.

266
00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:28,688
I REMEMBER
MY BODY.

267
00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:32,724
FLABBY, PASTY-SKINNED,
RIDDLED WITH PHLEBITIS.

268
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,344
A GOOD REPUBLICAN BODY.

269
00:11:34,413 --> 00:11:36,067
GOD, I LOVED IT.

270
00:11:36,136 --> 00:11:37,379
I HEAR THAT.

271
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,586
I SPENT MOST
OF MY TEEN YEARS
LOVING MY BODY.

272
00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:41,136
COURSE, IT
WAS TOUGH LOVE--

273
00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,274
[ Grunting ]

274
00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:45,000
FRY, HE OPENED UP
RELATIONS WITH CHINA.

275
00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:47,000
HE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR DING-DONG.

276
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,344
SO, NIXON,
EVEN IF YOU MISS YOUR BODY

277
00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:51,413
BEING A HEAD'S GREAT,
TOO, RIGHT?

278
00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:52,517
NO, SON.

279
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,861
IT'S A SAD
AND LONELY LIFE.

280
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,931
OH, GREAT.
NOW YOU TELL ME.

281
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,379
THAT'S MY STYLE.

282
00:11:58,447 --> 00:12:00,620
I LIKE TO KICK 'EM
WHEN THEY'RE DOWN.

283
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,861
[ Muttering ]

284
00:12:08,758 --> 00:12:11,793
[ Groaning ] ONE, ZERO, UH--

285
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:14,895
ONE, ONE, ZERO, ZERO, ONE--

286
00:12:14,965 --> 00:12:16,102
[ Screaming ]

287
00:12:16,172 --> 00:12:17,654
BENDER, WHAT IS IT?

288
00:12:17,724 --> 00:12:19,586
WHOA, WHAT
AN AWFUL DREAM.

289
00:12:19,654 --> 00:12:21,620
ONES AND ZEROS
EVERYWHERE.

290
00:12:21,688 --> 00:12:22,758
[ Shuddering ]

291
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,861
AND I THOUGHT
I SAW A TWO.

292
00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:26,447
IT WAS JUST A DREAM,
BENDER.

293
00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:28,033
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS TWO.

294
00:12:28,102 --> 00:12:30,000
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

295
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:33,344
MY BODY LOVED ME
AND I TURNED ITS BACK ON IT.

296
00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:37,379
WELL, OLD FRIEND, TIE
A YELLOW RIBBON 'ROUND YOUR NECK

297
00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:39,344
'CAUSE I'M A-COMIN' HOME.

298
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,033
YOU SOLD MY BODY?!
TO WHO?!

299
00:12:43,102 --> 00:12:44,654
I CAN'T REVEAL
THAT INFORMATION

300
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:46,067
BUT YOU LOOK LIKE
A NICE ROBOT.

301
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:48,586
TELL YOU WHAT--
I'LL GIVE YOU 50
BUCKS FOR THE KID.

302
00:12:48,654 --> 00:12:51,102
HEY, MY CLOTHES
ARE WORTH 50 BUCKS.

303
00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:52,136
DEAL.

304
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,344
[ Moaning ]

305
00:12:54,413 --> 00:12:57,000
HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN?

306
00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,274
I CAN'T GO THROUGH
THE REST OF MY LIFE LIKE THIS.

307
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,654
DON'T YOU HAVE
A SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON?

308
00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:06,344
YEAH...
BUT IT'S ON MY BODY.

309
00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:08,895
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

310
00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:10,102
[ Sobbing ]

311
00:13:11,447 --> 00:13:15,172
UH, I CAN'T STAND
TO SEE A ROBOT CRY.

312
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,620
LET'S WATCH TV.

313
00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:18,895
And so, ladies and gentlemen

314
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,826
I'm throwing my head
into the ring.

315
00:13:21,895 --> 00:13:26,344
I'm announcing my candidacy
for the Presidency of Earth.

316
00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:27,447
[ Reporters Shouting ]

317
00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:28,758
SCOOP CHANG,
BEIJING BUGLE.

318
00:13:28,826 --> 00:13:30,586
SIR, THE CONSTITUTION
CLEARLY STATES

319
00:13:30,654 --> 00:13:33,481
THAT NOBODY CAN BE ELECTED
PRESIDENT MORE THAN TWICE.

320
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:36,067
THAT'S RIGHT... NO BODY.

321
00:13:36,136 --> 00:13:39,965
BUT AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE,
I'VE GOT A SHINY NEW BODY.

322
00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:43,206
[ Humming Melody ]

323
00:13:43,274 --> 00:13:44,379
[ Gasping ]

324
00:13:44,447 --> 00:13:46,136
BENDER, HE'S GOT
YOUR BODY!

325
00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:48,965
THAT DIRTY,
DOUBLE-CROSSING BASTARD!

326
00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:51,586
HOW DARE HE RUN OFF
WITH RICHARD NIXON.

327
00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:57,413
NIXON MUST HAVE BOUGHT YOUR BODY
FROM THE PAWNSHOP.

328
00:13:57,481 --> 00:13:59,102
YEAH, AND THAT
ELECTRIC GUITAR.

329
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:04,586
♪ Remember
what the dormouse said ♪

330
00:14:06,309 --> 00:14:08,724
♪ Feed your head... ♪

331
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:12,517
I'm meeting you halfway,
you stupid hippies.

332
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:15,136
[ Cheering ]

333
00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:17,240
I am not a crook's head.

334
00:14:17,309 --> 00:14:19,724
YEAH, YOU ARE.
YOU STOLE MY BODY!

335
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:22,586
FRY, LEELA,
YOU GOT TO HELP ME.

336
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,793
ORDINARILY, I'D SAY
NO AND LECTURE YOU

337
00:14:24,861 --> 00:14:27,826
ON HOW THIS IS YOUR
OWN FAULT FOR BEING
SUCH AN IDIOT.

338
00:14:27,895 --> 00:14:30,136
BUT WHEN A ROBOTIC
NIXON IS ON THE LOOSE,

339
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:32,067
WE HAVE A DUTY
TO TAKE ACTION.

340
00:14:32,136 --> 00:14:33,481
IDIOT.

341
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,965
[ Audience Murmuring ]

342
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:49,895
MORBO WILL NOW INTRODUCE
TONIGHT'S CANDIDATES.

343
00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:51,826
PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE,

344
00:14:51,895 --> 00:14:54,206
PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO,

345
00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:57,000
AND MORBO'S
GOOD FRIEND,
RICHARD NIXON.

346
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:59,895
HELLO, MORBO.
HOW'S THE FAMILY?

347
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,172
BELLIGERENT AND NUMEROUS.

348
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,413
GOOD MAN.

349
00:15:03,481 --> 00:15:05,895
NIXON'S PRO-WAR
AND PRO-FAMILY.

350
00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:07,861
[ Applause ]

351
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:14,033
GREAT. FIRST HE STEALS MY BODY,
NOW HE'S TOUCHING MY STUFF.

352
00:15:14,102 --> 00:15:16,965
COME ON. WE'VE GOT
TO FIND SOME WAY
TO TALK TO HIM.

353
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,931
MORBO DEMANDS AN ANSWER
TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:

354
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,067
"IF YOU SAW DELICIOUS CANDY
IN THE HANDS OF A SMALL CHILD

355
00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:28,895
WOULD YOU SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?"

356
00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,033
UNTHINKABLE!

357
00:15:30,102 --> 00:15:31,861
I WOULDN'T THINK OF IT!

358
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,447
WHAT ABOUT YOU,
MR. NIXON?

359
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:36,481
I REMIND YOU, YOU ARE
UNDER A TRUTH-O-SCOPE.

360
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,826
UH, WELL, UH...

361
00:15:38,895 --> 00:15:41,517
THE QUESTION IS-IS VAGUE.

362
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,620
YOU DON'T SAY
WHAT KIND OF CANDY,

363
00:15:43,688 --> 00:15:45,965
UH, WHETHER ANYONE
IS WATCHING...

364
00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:48,724
[ Mumbles, Clears Throat ]

365
00:15:48,793 --> 00:15:52,413
AT ANY RATE, I CERTAINLY
WOULDN'T HARM THE CHILD.

366
00:15:52,481 --> 00:15:54,172
[ Beeping ]

367
00:15:57,447 --> 00:15:59,965
YOU SCORED BIG POINTS
TONIGHT, SIR.

368
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:03,688
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THEY ATE ME ALIVE OUT THERE.

369
00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:05,793
YES, BUT YOUR BODY
STAYED ON MESSAGE

370
00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:08,793
AND THAT MESSAGE IS,
"LOOK AT MY SHINY NEW BODY."

371
00:16:08,861 --> 00:16:10,136
THE ROBOTS ATE IT UP.

372
00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:12,688
YOU'VE GOT REAL CHARISMA
FROM THE NECK DOWN.

373
00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,413
NIXON WITH CHARISMA.

374
00:16:14,481 --> 00:16:16,102
MY GOD!

375
00:16:16,172 --> 00:16:17,758
I CAN RULE THE UNIVERSE!

376
00:16:17,826 --> 00:16:19,586
[ All Gasping ]

377
00:16:19,654 --> 00:16:22,447
GIVE ME MY BODY BACK,
YOU TWO-BIT THIEF!

378
00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:24,861
NOW, LOOK HERE,
YOU DRUGGED-OUT COMMUNIST,

379
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:27,724
I PAID FOR THIS BODY
AND I'D NO SOONER RETURN IT

380
00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:30,895
THAN I WOULD MY LITTLE COCKER
SPANIEL DOG, CHECKERS.

381
00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:33,000
- [ Yelps ]
- SHUT UP, DAMN IT!

382
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,274
PLEASE, MR. NIXON

383
00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:36,654
WE'RE APPEALING TO
YOUR SENSE OF DECENCY.

384
00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,240
[ Laughing ]

385
00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:40,309
VERY GOOD!

386
00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:45,240
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I'M NEVER
GIVING BACK THIS BODY.

387
00:16:45,309 --> 00:16:48,654
NOW, BEAT IT, BEFORE I GET
CAMBODIAN ON YOUR ASSES!

388
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:54,136
[ Bender Crying ]
IT'S HOPELESS.

389
00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:57,931
WE MIGHT AS WELL TURN IN MY HEAD
FOR THE FIVE-CENT DEPOSIT.

390
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,136
NO WAY.

391
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:02,000
I'M NOT LETTING MY BEST FRIEND
GET RECYCLED--

392
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:04,378
NOT FOR FIVE CENTS,
NOT FOR 500 CENTS.

393
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:05,862
LEELA, I'VE GOT A PLAN.

394
00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:07,240
I'VEGOT A
BETTER PLAN.

395
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,758
[ Whispering ]
WHY WOULD NIXON STAY
AT THE WATERGATE?

396
00:17:17,826 --> 00:17:20,240
THEY GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT
IF YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.

397
00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:33,000
[ Grunting ]

398
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:35,413
[ Fry ]
KEEP GOING.
WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

399
00:17:37,309 --> 00:17:39,689
WHOA, MAMA. GET
A ROOM, YOU TWO.

400
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,413
[ Man ]
WE'RE IN A ROOM!

401
00:17:41,481 --> 00:17:43,723
WELL, THEN,
LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

402
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,792
[ Grunting ]

403
00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,550
[ Man Snoring ]

404
00:17:47,619 --> 00:17:48,689
[ Exhaling Loudly ]

405
00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:50,723
[ Snoring ]

406
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:55,964
OH, YEAH, YOU WOMEN'S LIBBERS
REALLY KNOW HOW TO PARTY.

407
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,378
PSST, THERE I AM.

408
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,550
[ Squeaking ]

409
00:18:00,619 --> 00:18:02,172
[ Snoring Continuing ]

410
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,034
HEY, BETTY FRIEDAN,

411
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:07,689
SEND A LITTLE OF
THAT LOTION MY WAY.

412
00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:10,034
OKAY, ALMOST GOT IT.

413
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:11,309
STEADY...

414
00:18:11,378 --> 00:18:12,619
STEADY...

415
00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:14,378
DON'T PANIC.

416
00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:17,344
OOH.

417
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:18,619
UH-OH.

418
00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:21,205
[ Groaning And Yelling ]

419
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:24,067
HUH? WHAT THE--

420
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:30,448
YOU SHAGGY PEACENIKS
HAVE SOME NERVE.

421
00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:32,000
I'M JUST HERE
FOR WHAT'S MINE.

422
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,586
DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOUR NECK.

423
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,205
BRING IT ON, SOUP CAN.

424
00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:37,481
- [ Growling ]
- [ Gasping ]

425
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,205
[ Both Snarling ]

426
00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:40,758
[ Growling, Snarling
Continuing ]

427
00:18:40,826 --> 00:18:42,586
ALL RIGHT,
BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO.

428
00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:45,448
THAT'S IT!

429
00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:46,862
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL

430
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:49,344
AND DON'T EXPECT ME
TO GRANT A PARDON

431
00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:50,792
LIKE THAT SISSY FORD.

432
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,378
YOU'LL NEVER
PARDON ANYBODY

433
00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:55,000
BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER
GET ELECTED PRESIDENT.

434
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:58,723
THE VOTERS OF EARTH AREN'T
THE PEA-BRAINED IDIOTS THEY WERE
BACK IN YOUR TIME.

435
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,895
OH, NO?
WELL, LISTEN HERE, MISSY.

436
00:19:00,964 --> 00:19:04,378
COMPUTERS MAY BE TWICE AS FAST
AS THEY WERE IN 1973

437
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:08,205
BUT YOUR AVERAGE VOTER IS
AS DRUNK AND STUPID AS EVER.

438
00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:10,240
THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S CHANGED IS ME.

439
00:19:10,309 --> 00:19:12,586
I'VE BECOME BITTER
AND, LET'S FACE IT--

440
00:19:12,654 --> 00:19:14,689
CRAZY OVER THE YEARS.

441
00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:16,723
AND ONCE I'M
SWEPT INTO OFFICE,

442
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:19,826
I'LL SELL OUR CHILDREN'S ORGANS
TO ZOOS FOR MEAT

443
00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:23,964
AND I'LL GO INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES
AT NIGHT AND WRECK UP THE PLACE.

444
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:25,619
[ Laughing Villainously ]

445
00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:28,172
WELL, HE LOST MY VOTE.

446
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,550
LIKE ONE VOTE
EVER MADE A DIFFERENCE.

447
00:19:30,619 --> 00:19:32,034
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

448
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:34,689
I'M GOING TO INCH MYSELF
OVER TO THE PHONE

449
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,000
AND CALL THE POLICE.

450
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,240
[ Grunting ]

451
00:19:38,309 --> 00:19:40,309
NOT SO FAST, NIXON!

452
00:19:40,378 --> 00:19:42,826
ARE YOU FAMILIAR
WITH... AUDIO TAPE?

453
00:19:42,895 --> 00:19:44,895
[ Tape Rewinding ]

454
00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:47,689
UH-OH, I DON'T LIKE
WHERE THIS IS HEADING.

455
00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:49,964
And I'll go
into people's houses at night

456
00:19:50,034 --> 00:19:51,103
and wreck up the place.

457
00:19:51,172 --> 00:19:53,448
[ Laughing Villainously ]

458
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,689
MY GOD,
I REALLY SOUND LIKE THAT?

459
00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:59,205
I THOUGHT MY VOICE HAD
MORE OF A CLARK GABLE QUALITY.

460
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:00,517
[ Mechanical Whining ]

461
00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:01,723
THE JIG'S UP, NIXON.

462
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:03,517
WE'LL TRADE YOU THE TAPE
FOR THE BODY.

463
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:05,758
OH, EXPLETIVE DELETED.

464
00:20:05,826 --> 00:20:07,517
YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.

465
00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:10,172
HEY, I'VE GOT
ONE LAST THOUGHT.

466
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,136
[ Groaning ]

467
00:20:16,826 --> 00:20:20,275
AH, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK
IN ONE PIECE AGAIN...

468
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,586
EXCEPT I CAN'T GET THESE
DAMN BUMPER STICKERS OFF.

469
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:25,550
The sheer drama
of this election

470
00:20:25,619 --> 00:20:27,103
has driven voter turnout

471
00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:30,172
to its highest level in
centuries-- six percent.

472
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,758
Exit polls show evil underdog
Richard Nixon trailing

473
00:20:33,826 --> 00:20:35,758
with an estimated
zero votes.

474
00:20:35,826 --> 00:20:38,034
YES! THE SYSTEM WORKS.

475
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,240
The time is 7:59

476
00:20:39,309 --> 00:20:41,792
and the robot polls
are now opening...

477
00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:43,448
and the robot vote is in.

478
00:20:43,517 --> 00:20:44,862
Nixon has won!

479
00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:46,481
GET OUT OF TOWN!OH, NO!OOH...

480
00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,067
WHY WOULD ROBOTS VOTE
FOR NIXON

481
00:20:48,136 --> 00:20:50,205
NOW THAT HE'S JUST A HEAD
IN A JAR?

482
00:20:51,862 --> 00:20:55,895
I GIVE YOU THE NEXT PRESIDENT
OF EARTH!

483
00:20:57,136 --> 00:20:58,378
[ Crashing Thunderously ]

484
00:20:58,448 --> 00:20:59,654
[ Grunts ]

485
00:20:59,723 --> 00:21:01,826
NIXON'S BACK!

486
00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:03,964
[ Cheering ]

487
00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:07,895
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HE WON BY A SINGLE VOTE.

488
00:21:07,964 --> 00:21:09,378
WELL, IT AIN'T MY FAULT.

489
00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:11,517
I'M A NON-VOTING FELON,
THANK YOU.

490
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:14,136
WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT, EITHER,
'CAUSE I FORGOT TO VOTE.

491
00:21:14,205 --> 00:21:18,034
OH, CRUD, I KNEWTHERE WAS
SOMETHING I MEANT TO DO TODAY.

492
00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:22,448
Morbo congratulates
our gargantuan cyborg president.

493
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:25,654
May death come quickly
to his enemies.

494
00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:27,481
[ Laughing ]

495
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:30,205
[ Pedestrians Screaming ]

496
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,067
[ Growling ]

497
00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:34,067
[ Sputtering ]

498
00:21:34,136 --> 00:21:37,517
WHO'S KICKING WHO AROUND NOW?

499
00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:38,862
[ Growling ]

500
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:42,862
[ Howling ]

501
00:21:45,862 --> 00:21:47,723
KNOCK, KNOCK.

502
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,103
[ Growling And Sputtering ]