FOURSCORE AND 1,145 YEARS AGO
OUR FOREFATHERS' FOREHEADS CONCEIVED A NEW NATION.
AND THIS PRESIDENTS' DAY, WE HONORETH THOSE VALUES
THAT MY BODY FOUGHT AND DIED FOR.
VALUES LIKE THIS BRAND-NEW PLYMOUTH V'GER.
HI, I'M MALFUNCTIONING EDDIE, AND I'M MALFUNCTIONING SO BADLY
I'M PRACTICALLY GIVING THESE CARS AWAY.
HEY, LET'S GO CAR SHOPPING.
MY PARENTS PROMISED IF I GOT ALL Bs, THEY'D BUY ME A BAR
AND I GOT ALL Cs.
MIND IF I TAG ALONG?
I'VE GOT TO BRING MY ASS IN FOR SERVICING.
THE RECALL NOTICE SAYS IT COULD BURST
INTO FLAME IN A LOW-SPEED COLLISION.
NO WONDER YOU'VE BEEN STAYING
AT THE BACK OF CONGA LINES LATELY.
I'LL GET MY COAT.
LET'S GO, BENDER.
HELLO.
I AM VICTOR.
AND I KNOW MANY THINGS
ABOUT THE ART OF UNLOADING
FINE CARS ON BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
UH-HUH. NOW TELL HER SHE'S WITTY AND SOPHISTICATED.
UH-UH-UH.
A GENTLEMEN ALWAYS SELLS A LADY A CAR FIRST.
THIS IS THE BETA ROMEO.
YES, THE BETA ROMEO.
NOTE THE CROSS- YOUR-HEART SEAT BELT
WHICH PROTECTS, LIFTS AND SEPARATES.
[ Slurps ]
SPOTTED HER THE MINUTE
YOU WALKED IN, DIDN'T YOU, SIR?
SHE'S A REAL BEAUTY.
YEP, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL COFFEE ALL RIGHT.
NO, THE FORD THUNDER- COUGARFALCONBIRD.
NOTHING MAKES YOU FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN
THAN A THUNDER- COUGARFALCONBIRD.
SO HOW MUCH WERE YOU THINKING OF SPENDING
ON THIS THUNDER- COUGARFALCONBIRD?
SORRY. I'M NOT HERE TO BUY.
I UNDERSTAND.
IT'S WONDERFUL YOU DON'T CARE
IF ANYONE QUESTIONS YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
I CARE PLENTY.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM STOP.
ONE WORD-- THUNDERCOUGARFALCONBIRD.
THE LUXURIOUS SEATS ARE STUFFED WITH EAGLE DOWN.
AND THE DASHBOARD INLAID WITH THE BEAKS OF A THOUSAND EAGLES.
ALSO, THERE ARE SOME EAGLES UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS.
THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF EAGLE.
YES, AND YET--
[ Sighs ]
WHAT'S WRONG?
IT IS JUST THAT THE LUXURY EDITION
HAS SO MUCH MORE EAGLE.
IT SADDENS ME TO THINK OF YOU MISSING OUT.
OH, DON'T BE SAD.
MY PARENTS ARE PAYING
AND THEY'RE INCREDIBLY RICH.
[ Moaning And Grunting ]
I INSTALLED SHOCK-ABSORBING BUMPERS
TO REDUCE THE RISK OF CATASTROPHIC BUTT FAILURE.
[ Gasps ]
YOU, SIR, HAVE DEFACED A NATIONAL TREASURE.
I DEMAND YOU RESTORE MY BUTTOCKS
TO THEIR FORMER GLORY!
[ Whistles ]
ALL RIGHT, BUT SOONER OR LATER THAT ASS IS GOING TO BLOW
AND WHEN IT DOES, I JUST PRAY
YOU'RE NOT MOONING SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT.
SMEESH, LEELA.
THIS CAR HAS EVERYTHING
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE ME NEEDS.
VICTOR SAID SO.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Softly ] NO DOG FOOD FOR VICTOR TONIGHT.
OKAY.
THE STICKER SAYS $55,000.
BUT WE'LL ONLY GO AS HIGH AS
SAY--
$60,000.
OH, I WILL HAVE TO ASK MY MANAGER.
AMY, YOU DON'T GO UP FROM THE STICKER PRICE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS AN AUCTION.
HE IS NOT TOO HAPPY.
I'M SORRY.
$80,000?
UH-OH.
I'M TERRIBLE AT PARALLEL PARKING.
[ Bang ]
[ Hermes ] AND NOW YOU'RE ASKING FOR A DAY OFF?
GET OUT OF MY AND MY SIGHT.
YOU'RE BOGARTING MY PATIENCE.
HERMES, WHO WERE YOU YELLING AT?
MESELF.
I ASKED MESELF FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OFF
BUT I WAS IN NO MOOD FOR ANY OF MY SHENANIGANS.
VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING.
OH, CRAP.
I FORGOT TO GET A GIRLFRIEND AGAIN.
WELL, SINCE NEITHER OF US HAS A DATE
WHY DON'T WE--
YOU JUST ASSUME I CAN'T GET A VALENTINE'S DATE?
SHALL WE SAY 8:00?
HEY, I'M TAKING MY NEW CAR OUT
FOR A SPIN TO MERCURY.
ANYBODY WANT TO COME?
YEAH, OKAY. WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?
THE USUAL.
BOILING LEAD, OCEANS OF LAVA.
SO WHAT? SHORTS?
[ Pop Music Playing ]
BOY, THIS A/C IS INCREDIBLE.
OOH-OOH.
I'D BETTER TURN ON THE HEATER, TOO.
BOY, THIS HEATER IS INCREDIBLE.
I'D BETTER TURN UP THE A/C SOME MORE.
HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME ICY MARGARITAS?
YEAH.
WE'RE SLOWING DOWN.
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL HIT THE FUEL GUZZLER.
WHO WANTS POP-TARTS?
[ Engine Stops ]
AH.
[ Fry ] UH-OH.
IT'S OKAY. I HAVE AN EMERGENCY PHONE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SPLUH, IT'S A VIDEO-PHONE.
LUCKY I'M A MEMBER
OF THE AUSTRO-AFRO-ANTARCTICO- AMERASIAN AUTO ASSOCIATION.
HELLO. SEPTUPLE-A?
WHEW.
OH, IT'LL BE A COUPLE HOURS.
OH, I'M GOING TO GET SWEAT ON MY SWEAT SUIT.
HEY, TELL ME SOMETHING.
YOU'VE GOT ALL THIS MONEY.
HOW COME YOU ALWAYS DRESS LIKE YOU'RE DOING YOUR LAUNDRY?
I GUESS 'CAUSE MY PARENTS KEEP
TELLING ME TO BE MORE LADYLIKE.
AS THOUGH.
I'VE BEEN THERE.
MY FOLKS WERE ALWAYS ON ME TO GROOM MYSELF
AND WEAR UNDERPANTS.
WHAT AM I, THE POPE?
[ Laughing ]
YEAH, AND IF YOU WERE THE POPE
THEY'D BE ALL, "STRAIGHTEN YOUR POPE HAT."
AND "PUT ON YOUR GOOD VESTMENTS."
[ Laughing ]
[ Chuckles ]
YOU KNOW, FRY, IT'S NICE TO FIND
SOMEONE I CAN TALK TO ABOUT STUFF AND JUNK.
IT'S LIKE WE FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT JUNK AND STUFF
OR WHATEVER.
OH-HO!
OH.
SO WHILE THEY'RE TOWING US
YOU WANT TO DO IT?
YEAH.
[ Tow Truck Driver ] YO-HO-HO-HO!
WHICH CONCLUDES THE SUMMARY OF THE MOVIE I SAW LAST NIGHT.
NOW, ANY OLD BUSINESS?
[ All ] NO.
ANY NEW BUSINESS?
[ All ] NO.
ANYONE SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER?
NO. NO. NO.
YEP.KIND OF.
[ All Gasp ]
WHAT?
OH, MY GOD.
WE RAN OUT OF FUEL ON MERCURY AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER.
AND IT LED THERE AGAIN WHEN WE GOT HOME.
[ Both Giggling ]
[ Sighing ]
CONGRATULATIONS, FRY.
YOU SNAGGED THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND.
AMY'S RICH.
SHE'S PROBABLY GOT OTHER CHARACTERISTICS.
BENDER!
ROMANCE ISN'T ABOUT MONEY.
OH, SO IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE
THAT ZOIDBERG HERE IS DESPERATELY POOR
ANDMISERABLY LONELY?
PUH-LEASE.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IT'S BECAUSE HE'S HIDEOUS.
MMM.
WELL, I THINK FRY AND AMY GO TOGETHER
LIKE A LIME AND A COCONUT.
DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS?
WHAT?
NO!
REALLY. OH, DEAR.
OH, YOU'RE BOTH VERY LUCKY.
I'D PAY ANYTHING TO END MY MISERABLE LONELINESS.
IF ONLY I WEREN'T SO DESPERATELY POOR.
WAIT. YOU MEAN PEOPLE
WILL PAY GOOD MONEY FOR ROMANCE?
I THINK I HAVE A SCHEME SO DEVIOUSLY CLEVER THAT I--
$500 AND TIME SERVED.
STUPID ANTI-PIMPING LAWS.
WELL, PAY THE MAN.
BENDER, HONEY, WE LOVE YOU.
SURE, BABY, I KNOW IT.
AH, COMPUTER DATING-- IT'S LIKE PIMPING
BUT YOU RARELY HAVE TO USE THE PHRASE "UPSIDE YOUR HEAD."
BENDER, THIS IS STUPID.
WHY WOULD ANYONE COME TO YOU FOR ROMANTIC HELP?
HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD.
FRY! AMY!
PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.
I NEED A STAPLER!
STOP. STOP.
IF YOU INTERRUPT THE MATING DANCE
THE MALE WILL BECOME ENRAGED
AND MAUL US WITH HIS FEARSOME GONAD.
IT'S WORKING.
THEY THINK WE'RE MAKING OUT.
[ Both Giggling ]
WAIT.
WHY AREN'T WE MAKING OUT?
I DON'T KNOW.
OKAY, MR.--
SMITH. ZAPP SMITH. BRANNIGAN.
JUST CHECK OFF THE THINGS
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IN A LOVE PARTNER.
LET'S SEE.
OH, YES.
YES, DEFINITELY.
MMM, I'D LIKE SOME OF THAT.
MMM.
I'LL JUST HAVE EVERYTHING ON THE MENU.
NOW, TO RUN IT
THROUGH OUR HIGH-SPEED ROMANCE-ALOGICAL DATAFIER.
BEEP-BEE-DE-BEEP-BEEP.
BEEP. BEE-DE-BEE-BEEP-BEEP.
BEEP.
SAY HELLO TO MISS RIGHT.
HELLO.
MMM.
WOW.
WE'RE GREAT KISSERS.
YEAH.
HEY, LATER, YOU WANT TO DRIVE OUT TO EUROPA?
WE COULD HAVE A PICNIC
AND SPIT WATERMELON SEEDS AT JUPITER.
HEY, YEAH.
I USED TO SPIT AT STUFF BACK IN THE 20th CENTURY.
AH, IT'S COOL HOW WE SORT OF THINK EXACTLY ALIKE
AND JUNK.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, FRY, I REALLY LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
[ Fry ] EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT.
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HANGING OUT.
HANGING OUT?
SHE'S GETTING WAY TOO SERIOUS.
I'M NOT A ONE-WOMAN MAN, LEELA.
YOU'LL BE BACK TO ZERO SOON ENOUGH.
DON'T YOU GET IT? SHE'S SMOTHERING ME.
HI.
YOU SEE? YOU SEE?
NOW SHE'S BOTHERING ME WHEN I'M AT WORK.
FRY--
I'M DOING MY JOB-- THERE'S AMY.
I SPEND A FEW HOURS SELECTING A CANDY FROM THE MACHINE--
THERE'S AMY.
I WAKE UP THE MORNING AFTER SLEEPING WITH AMY--
THERE'S AMY.
I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
AM I?
[ Echoing ] AM I?!
FACE IT. I'M A PRIZE CATCH.
[ Burps ]
I MEAN, I'M PULLING DOWN DELIVERY-BOY MONEY.
FRY, SHE'S PULLING DOWN BILLIONAIRE TRUST-FUND MONEY.
THEN SHE WANTS ME AS A TROPHY HUSBAND.
LEELA, YOU GOTTA COME TO EUROPA WITH US.
I CAN'T BE ALONE WITH HER.
SO, READY FOR A SECLUDED PICNIC
WITH JUST YOU AND ME?
HEY, YOU KNOW WHO LOVES
SECLUDED PICNICS WITH JUST YOU AND ME?
UH...
DR. ZOIDBERG.
DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A FREE HOT MEAL?
[ Munching And Gobbling ]
MMM. I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE TUESDAY.
BIRD EGGS... ANIMAL SLICES...
DRY WOVEN REEDS.
ALL GONE.
CAN I DRIVE?
NO.
SO, FRY, YOU BUSY TOMORROW?
I GOT TWO TICKETS TO THE BIG APE FIGHT.
GEEZ, WE'RE ALREADY PLANNING TO SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER.
ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
OKAY. SURE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
OH, SO ALL OF A SUDDEN
WE'RE SPENDING VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER?
YOU JUST SAID--
THAT'S IT, AMY.
WE HAVE TO TALK.
ZOIDBERG, YOU DRIVE.
WA-HOO.
[ Grunting ]
[ Fry] PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME.
AH, I'LL JUST TURN THE WHEEL TO MAXIMUM FASTNESS.
AMY, YOU KNOW HOW, AT FIRST, YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE
BUT THEN YOU START TO GET TIRED OF IT
'CAUSE IT ALWAYS WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU?
HUH? YOU DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE?
LOOK, COULD CHOCOLATE JUST LET ME FINISH?
VROOM, VROOM.
AND THE WINNER OF THE BIG CAR RACE IS HOT ROD ZOIDBERG!
AHH.
AMY, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS
I THINK MAYBE YOU AND I SHOULD STOP--
[ Loud Snapping Sound ]
[ Zoidberg ] OH-OH.
HERE, YOU DRIVE.
[ Screaming ]
FRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, MY HEAD IS KILLING ME.
WHAT HAPPENED?
WAS ANYBODY HURT?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT.
NOBODY BUT YOU.
I'M AFRAID YOUR BODY WAS BADLY DAMAGED IN THE CRASH.
HOW BADLY?
THAT'S IT OVER THERE.
[ Screams ]
DON'T WORRY.
I MANAGED TO KEEP YOUR HEAD ALIVE WITH SOME QUICK SURGERY.
WHERE IS IT?
THERE.
LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE SPENDING
A LOT MORE TIME TOGETHER, FRY.
[ Fry Screaming ]
[ Clicking Tongue ]
THIS SORT OF THING ALWAYS HAPPENS
WITH OFFICE ROMANCES.
DON'T WORRY, FRY.
WE'LL HAVE YOUR BODY ALL FIXED UP
IN A FEW DAYS.
OOPS-A-DAISY.
[ Bumping And Grunting ]
WELL, AMY, I'LL TRY NOT TO INTERFERE
WITH YOUR LIFE TOO MUCH.
FRY!
OH, SORRY.
I GUESS I CONTROL THAT ARM.
WHOO, WHOO-HOO, WHOO!
SO, WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT
BEFORE WE CRASHED, ANYWAY?
OH, THAT.
MAYBE WE'D BETTER TALK IN PRIVATE.
[ Whispering ] I'LL MEET YOU IN THE CLOSET.
AMY, I REALLY LIKE YOU
AS A FRIEND
BUT I THINK WE'RE SPENDING
TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.
YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?
I JUST THINK
WE SHOULD START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.
BUT I WAS REALLY HAVING FUN.
[ Sighs ]
IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL--
I'M SORRY, BUT IT IS.
WELL, WHATEVER.
HEY, LISTEN, AS LONG AS WE'RE NOT SEEING EACH OTHER
YOU MIND IF I ASK SOMEONE ELSE OUT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
HUH?!
I MEAN, UNLESS IT'D MAKE YOU FEEL BAD
BEING A THIRD WHEEL.
HEY, I CAN GET A DATE, TOO.
NOW THAT I'M SINGLE
I'LL ATTRACT ALL SORTS OF WOMEN.
WITH MY BODY
I THINK YOU MIGHT ONLY ATTRACT
ONE SORT OF WOMAN.
OH!
OH.
SO... HOW'S BUSINESS?
[ Clicking ]
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH MY FRIEND
AL GORE?
I'M TELLING YOU
LOSERS GET REALLY DESPERATE AROUND VALENTINE'S DAY.
YEAH. IT'S PATHETIC, ALL RIGHT.
[ Whistling ]
♪ DUM, DA-DA-DOOT, DE-DE, DEET ♪
HOW MUCH?
500 BUCKS. DONE.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN OKAY?
NO. 600.
[ Grunting ]
OH, HEY, LEELA
UM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE
IN PRIVATE?
OH, NO PROBLEM.
[ Singing Softly ]
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
AMY MADE VALENTINE'S PLANS WITH SOME GOON
AND I'M GOING TO BE STUCK THERE
LONELY AND MISERABLE.
WILL YOU BE MY DATE?
PLEASE?
YOU'RE TOO LATE, FRY.
I'M SHARING VALENTINE'S DAY WITH A VERY SPECIAL MAN.
HE'S NOT ZAPP BRANNIGAN OR ANYTHING.
THEN I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DO SOMETHING
SO PITIFUL AND EMBARRASSING
THAT I'M ASHAMED TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
BENDER'S IN HIS OFFICE.THANKS.
[ Singing Louder ]
I GOT YOUR HOOKUP, FRY.
NOW, MY USUAL FEE'S 500 BUCKS, BUT SEEING AS HOW IT'S YOU
I'LL NEED IT IN ADVANCE.
OKAY, FRY.
WE'RE DONE PUTTING ON THE BRA.
WHY EXACTLY DID YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS, ANYWAY?
ARE YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING TO HAPPEN
WITH YOUR VALENTINE'S DATE?
WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS?
YOU'RE USING AN AWFUL LOT OF MAKEUP THERE.
THIS IS DEODORANT.
WHAT DOES IT DO?
[ Doorbell Rings ]
COME ON IN, GARY.
I'LL JUST BE ANOTHER 20 MINUTES.
[ Door Creaks ]
[ Gary ] I'LL BE WAITING.
20 MINUTES?
YOU'RE PRACTICALLY READY NOW.
YEAH, BUT IT'S GOOD TO MAKE THEM WAIT A LITTLE.
OH, GOD, IT'S TRUE!
[ Slurping ]
THAT DRESS LOOKS GREAT ON YOU.
THANKS.THANKS.
WHERE ISSHE?
I MUST SAY, AMY, YOU'RE ALL MADE UP.
JUST LIKE FRY'S DATE.
GET IT?
UH-UH.
I'VE GOT A DATE.
SHE'LL BE ALONG ANY MINUTE.
FRY! LOOK WHO I FOUND.
IT'S PETUNIA, YOUR DREAM GIRL.
HOW'S THEM EATS?
UH--
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
KIDS'LL BE HUNGRY.
SHE SEEMS A LITTLE OLD FOR ME.
SHE ISWELL-TRAVELED
AND I DON'T MEAN SHE TRAVELS A LOT.
WHEELS FELL OFF MY HOUSE.
NOW, HOW ABOUT A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
FIVE BUCKS A POP.
I'LL TAKE ONE.
OH, YEAH? WELL, I WANT ONE, TOO.
EIGHT BUCKS.
YOU JUST SAID--
DEMAND SUDDENLY SKYROCKETED.
YOU ALL SAW IT!
[ Sighs ]
LEELA, MEET YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND, SAL.
EEH! NICE EYEBALL, EYEBALL.
NICE ASS, ASS.
OOH, SPARKS.
BUY HER A ROSE.
I GUARANTEE SHE'LL PUT OUT.
AH, I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
[ Zapp ] CHEERS.
[ In Deep Voice ] CHEERS.
SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROSPECTS.
YOU A GOOD GAMBLER?
WELL, MA'AM, I--
WHAT'S YOUR GAME?
BINGO? KENO?
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN BODY.
NO, BUT I CONTROL THIS ARM.
SLOTS PLAYER, HUH?
SORRY, BUT I THINK I CAN DO BETTER.
WAIT! COME BACK, UH, DARLING.
CAN'T, HON.
I GOT TO CATCH MY BUS BACK TO NUTLEY.
I'D KISS YOU GOOD NIGHT
BUT I LOST MY TEETH PULLING OUT A STUMP.
SO ANYWAYS, LEELA
I'D LOVE TO TAKE A WHACK AT YOU
BUT THAT 10:15 TO NUTLEY AIN'T GOING NOWHERES
WITHOUT YOURS TRULY BEHIND THE WHEEL.
EXCUSE ME.
DID YOU SAY, "10:15 TO NUTLEY"?
WHY, YES, I DID.
[ Dramatic Music Playing ]
[ Both Moaning ]
BENDER, DID YOU JUST ROUND UP OUR DATES
AT THE BUS STATION?
OF COURSE NOT.
ANYBODY'S ELSE FOR NUTLEY?
[ All Agreeing ]
BABY, WAIT.
YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME YOUR SURPRISE.
[ Mumbling ]
OH, GEEZ, GET A ROOM.
MAYBE LATER.
[ Dramatic Chord Playing ]
UH, H-HEY! I HAVE AN IDEA.
LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM.
ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT AMY MIGHT LIKE
TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE FOR COFFEE.
I DON'T REALLY LIKE COFFEE.
NEITHER DO I.
[ Dramatic Chord Playing ]
OOH. I FEEL A LITTLE TIPSY.
[ Dramatic Chord Playing ]
LET ME PICK UP THE CHECK.
[ Dramatic Chord Playing ]
[ Roaring ] NO!
[ Loud Crashing Sounds ]
THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
[ Grunting And Groaning ]
[ Groans ]
WHY, IF IT ISN'T MY FAVORITE HEAD
ON AMY'S BODY: FRY.
AH! LEELA!
WE WERE JUST ON OUR WAY OUT.
NONSENSE.
THE EVENING'S YOUNG.
SO, GARY, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
I'M A BANKING INDUSTRY REGULATOR.
[ Groans ]
REALLY?
YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT BANKING INDUSTRY REGULATIONS
ARE REALLY VERY SIMPLE.
OH, NO. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOU SEE, MODERN BANKING REGULATIONS
ARE A PRODUCT OF FIVE DIFFERENT REGULATORY TRADITIONS.
SIX IF YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL.
OH, I DO.
IT ALL BEGAN IN 1410, WHEN A NUMBER OF NOBLEMEN
CONVENED--
[ Whispering ] THANK YOU.
THERE YOU ARE.
GOOD AS NEW, EXCEPT FOR YOUR DORSAL FIN.
I'M AFRAID I COULDN'T FIND IT
AFTER THE CRASH.
CAN I LIVE WITHOUT IT?
IF YOU CALL THAT LIVING.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU WOULDN'T LET ME
GRAFT A LASER CANNON ONTO YOUR CHEST
TO CRUSH THOSE WHO DISOBEY YOU.
OH, BUT I GUESS
WE'RE JUST TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
SO, UH, THANKS FOR THE RIDE, AMY
AND I HOPE THERE ARE NO HARD FEELINGS
ABOUT YOUR DATE... OR STUFF.
IT'S OKAY.
I HAD FUN, AND IF I EVER FEEL LONELY
I CAN JUST LOOK OVER AT THIS DISFIGURING SCAR
AND THINK OF YOU.
[ Sighs ]
WELL, ANYWAY, IT'S NICE TO HAVE MY OWN BODY BACK.
AHH!
OH.
[ Leela ] SO, HOW'S THE OLD CORPSE?
EVERYTHING HOOKED UP OKAY?
SEEMS TO BE.
MY NECK'S JUST A LITTLE TENDER.
OW! COOL.
OW!
LISTEN, LEELA
THANKS FOR RESCUING ME LAST NIGHT.
ANYTIME. I ACTUALLY ENJOYED HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
YEP. EVERYTHING WORKED OUT GREAT
THANKS TO GOOD OLD BENDER.
COME ON.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU INTENTIONALLY SET US UP WITH BAD DATES
SO WE'D SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER.
DIDN'T I, LEELA?
DIDN'T I?
[ Leela ] NO! YOU DIDN'T!
YOU JUST CORRALLED A BUNCH OF STIFFS AT THE BUS STATION
AND POCKETED OUR MONEY.
TRUE, BUT IN THE END
ISN'T THAT WHAT VALENTINE'S DAY IS REALLY ALL ABOUT?
YEAH.
I GUESS SO.
[ Guffawing ]
WATCH THE NECK. WATCH THE NECK!
MY ASS!
MY BEAUTIFUL--
[ Explosion ]