1 00:00:32,723 --> 00:00:36,551 FOURSCORE AND 1,145 YEARS AGO 2 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:40,896 OUR FOREFATHERS' FOREHEADS CONCEIVED A NEW NATION. 3 00:00:40,965 --> 00:00:44,103 AND THIS PRESIDENTS' DAY, WE HONORETH THOSE VALUES 4 00:00:44,171 --> 00:00:46,448 THAT MY BODY FOUGHT AND DIED FOR. 5 00:00:46,517 --> 00:00:49,655 VALUES LIKE THIS BRAND-NEW PLYMOUTH V'GER. 6 00:00:49,723 --> 00:00:54,033 HI, I'M MALFUNCTIONING EDDIE, AND I'M MALFUNCTIONING SO BADLY 7 00:00:54,103 --> 00:00:56,723 I'M PRACTICALLY GIVING THESE CARS AWAY. 8 00:00:56,792 --> 00:00:59,206 HEY, LET'S GO CAR SHOPPING. 9 00:00:59,274 --> 00:01:02,724 MY PARENTS PROMISED IF I GOT ALL Bs, THEY'D BUY ME A BAR 10 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:04,000 AND I GOT ALL Cs. 11 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:05,379 MIND IF I TAG ALONG? 12 00:01:05,448 --> 00:01:07,896 I'VE GOT TO BRING MY ASS IN FOR SERVICING. 13 00:01:07,965 --> 00:01:09,826 THE RECALL NOTICE SAYS IT COULD BURST 14 00:01:09,896 --> 00:01:11,655 INTO FLAME IN A LOW-SPEED COLLISION. 15 00:01:11,724 --> 00:01:13,034 NO WONDER YOU'VE BEEN STAYING 16 00:01:13,102 --> 00:01:14,757 AT THE BACK OF CONGA LINES LATELY. 17 00:01:14,826 --> 00:01:16,067 I'LL GET MY COAT. 18 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:17,206 LET'S GO, BENDER. 19 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:24,310 HELLO. 20 00:01:24,379 --> 00:01:25,620 I AM VICTOR. 21 00:01:25,688 --> 00:01:27,343 AND I KNOW MANY THINGS 22 00:01:27,412 --> 00:01:29,412 ABOUT THE ART OF UNLOADING 23 00:01:29,481 --> 00:01:31,655 FINE CARS ON BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. 24 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:34,378 UH-HUH. NOW TELL HER SHE'S WITTY AND SOPHISTICATED. 25 00:01:34,448 --> 00:01:35,688 UH-UH-UH. 26 00:01:35,758 --> 00:01:38,655 A GENTLEMEN ALWAYS SELLS A LADY A CAR FIRST. 27 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:41,137 THIS IS THE BETA ROMEO. 28 00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:43,412 YES, THE BETA ROMEO. 29 00:01:43,481 --> 00:01:46,310 NOTE THE CROSS- YOUR-HEART SEAT BELT 30 00:01:46,378 --> 00:01:49,033 WHICH PROTECTS, LIFTS AND SEPARATES. 31 00:01:50,137 --> 00:01:52,758 [ Slurps ] 32 00:01:52,826 --> 00:01:54,171 SPOTTED HER THE MINUTE 33 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,103 YOU WALKED IN, DIDN'T YOU, SIR? 34 00:01:56,171 --> 00:01:57,206 SHE'S A REAL BEAUTY. 35 00:01:57,275 --> 00:01:59,516 YEP, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL COFFEE ALL RIGHT. 36 00:01:59,585 --> 00:02:01,861 NO, THE FORD THUNDER- COUGARFALCONBIRD. 37 00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:04,171 NOTHING MAKES YOU FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN 38 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,757 THAN A THUNDER- COUGARFALCONBIRD. 39 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,655 SO HOW MUCH WERE YOU THINKING OF SPENDING 40 00:02:07,724 --> 00:02:09,413 ON THIS THUNDER- COUGARFALCONBIRD? 41 00:02:09,481 --> 00:02:10,655 SORRY. I'M NOT HERE TO BUY. 42 00:02:10,723 --> 00:02:11,688 I UNDERSTAND. 43 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:13,103 IT'S WONDERFUL YOU DON'T CARE 44 00:02:13,171 --> 00:02:15,205 IF ANYONE QUESTIONS YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION. 45 00:02:15,275 --> 00:02:17,000 I CARE PLENTY. 46 00:02:17,068 --> 00:02:18,620 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM STOP. 47 00:02:18,688 --> 00:02:20,033 ONE WORD-- THUNDERCOUGARFALCONBIRD. 48 00:02:20,103 --> 00:02:23,205 THE LUXURIOUS SEATS ARE STUFFED WITH EAGLE DOWN. 49 00:02:23,275 --> 00:02:27,068 AND THE DASHBOARD INLAID WITH THE BEAKS OF A THOUSAND EAGLES. 50 00:02:27,137 --> 00:02:30,723 ALSO, THERE ARE SOME EAGLES UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS. 51 00:02:30,793 --> 00:02:32,413 THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF EAGLE. 52 00:02:32,481 --> 00:02:34,758 YES, AND YET-- 53 00:02:34,826 --> 00:02:36,206 [ Sighs ] 54 00:02:36,275 --> 00:02:37,171 WHAT'S WRONG? 55 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,758 IT IS JUST THAT THE LUXURY EDITION 56 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,310 HAS SO MUCH MORE EAGLE. 57 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:43,930 IT SADDENS ME TO THINK OF YOU MISSING OUT. 58 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,896 OH, DON'T BE SAD. 59 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:46,930 MY PARENTS ARE PAYING 60 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,206 AND THEY'RE INCREDIBLY RICH. 61 00:02:53,586 --> 00:02:55,000 [ Moaning And Grunting ] 62 00:03:00,516 --> 00:03:02,137 I INSTALLED SHOCK-ABSORBING BUMPERS 63 00:03:02,205 --> 00:03:04,516 TO REDUCE THE RISK OF CATASTROPHIC BUTT FAILURE. 64 00:03:04,586 --> 00:03:06,758 [ Gasps ] 65 00:03:06,826 --> 00:03:09,378 YOU, SIR, HAVE DEFACED A NATIONAL TREASURE. 66 00:03:09,448 --> 00:03:11,448 I DEMAND YOU RESTORE MY BUTTOCKS 67 00:03:11,516 --> 00:03:12,861 TO THEIR FORMER GLORY! 68 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,240 [ Whistles ] 69 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:18,448 ALL RIGHT, BUT SOONER OR LATER THAT ASS IS GOING TO BLOW 70 00:03:18,516 --> 00:03:20,688 AND WHEN IT DOES, I JUST PRAY 71 00:03:20,758 --> 00:03:23,826 YOU'RE NOT MOONING SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. 72 00:03:23,896 --> 00:03:25,620 SMEESH, LEELA. 73 00:03:25,688 --> 00:03:27,033 THIS CAR HAS EVERYTHING 74 00:03:27,103 --> 00:03:28,655 A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE ME NEEDS. 75 00:03:28,723 --> 00:03:30,205 VICTOR SAID SO. 76 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:31,586 [ Chuckles ] 77 00:03:31,655 --> 00:03:34,723 [ Softly ] NO DOG FOOD FOR VICTOR TONIGHT. 78 00:03:34,793 --> 00:03:35,723 OKAY. 79 00:03:35,793 --> 00:03:37,448 THE STICKER SAYS $55,000. 80 00:03:37,516 --> 00:03:38,688 BUT WE'LL ONLY GO AS HIGH AS 81 00:03:38,758 --> 00:03:39,826 SAY-- 82 00:03:39,896 --> 00:03:41,723 $60,000. 83 00:03:41,793 --> 00:03:45,516 OH, I WILL HAVE TO ASK MY MANAGER. 84 00:03:45,586 --> 00:03:48,793 AMY, YOU DON'T GO UP FROM THE STICKER PRICE. 85 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:51,137 I THOUGHT IT WAS AN AUCTION. 86 00:03:53,550 --> 00:03:56,240 HE IS NOT TOO HAPPY. 87 00:03:56,310 --> 00:03:57,310 I'M SORRY. 88 00:03:57,378 --> 00:03:59,310 $80,000? 89 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,586 UH-OH. 90 00:04:05,655 --> 00:04:09,000 I'M TERRIBLE AT PARALLEL PARKING. 91 00:04:09,068 --> 00:04:10,723 [ Bang ] 92 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:13,516 [ Hermes ] AND NOW YOU'RE ASKING FOR A DAY OFF? 93 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,310 GET OUT OF MY AND MY SIGHT. 94 00:04:15,378 --> 00:04:16,930 YOU'RE BOGARTING MY PATIENCE. 95 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,964 HERMES, WHO WERE YOU YELLING AT? 96 00:04:20,033 --> 00:04:21,137 MESELF. 97 00:04:21,206 --> 00:04:23,310 I ASKED MESELF FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OFF 98 00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:26,379 BUT I WAS IN NO MOOD FOR ANY OF MY SHENANIGANS. 99 00:04:26,447 --> 00:04:27,620 VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING. 100 00:04:27,689 --> 00:04:28,757 OH, CRAP. 101 00:04:28,826 --> 00:04:30,343 I FORGOT TO GET A GIRLFRIEND AGAIN. 102 00:04:30,413 --> 00:04:31,964 WELL, SINCE NEITHER OF US HAS A DATE 103 00:04:32,033 --> 00:04:33,103 WHY DON'T WE-- 104 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:35,689 YOU JUST ASSUME I CAN'T GET A VALENTINE'S DATE? 105 00:04:35,757 --> 00:04:37,896 SHALL WE SAY 8:00? 106 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:39,723 HEY, I'M TAKING MY NEW CAR OUT 107 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:41,103 FOR A SPIN TO MERCURY. 108 00:04:41,172 --> 00:04:42,172 ANYBODY WANT TO COME? 109 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,689 YEAH, OKAY. WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE? 110 00:04:43,757 --> 00:04:44,723 THE USUAL. 111 00:04:44,793 --> 00:04:46,516 BOILING LEAD, OCEANS OF LAVA. 112 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:48,343 SO WHAT? SHORTS? 113 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,310 [ Pop Music Playing ] 114 00:04:58,516 --> 00:05:00,206 BOY, THIS A/C IS INCREDIBLE. 115 00:05:00,274 --> 00:05:02,172 OOH-OOH. 116 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,757 I'D BETTER TURN ON THE HEATER, TOO. 117 00:05:12,586 --> 00:05:14,826 BOY, THIS HEATER IS INCREDIBLE. 118 00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:16,689 I'D BETTER TURN UP THE A/C SOME MORE. 119 00:05:16,757 --> 00:05:20,723 HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME ICY MARGARITAS? 120 00:05:20,793 --> 00:05:21,896 YEAH. 121 00:05:27,067 --> 00:05:29,757 WE'RE SLOWING DOWN. 122 00:05:29,826 --> 00:05:30,896 DON'T WORRY. 123 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,447 I'LL HIT THE FUEL GUZZLER. 124 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:36,413 WHO WANTS POP-TARTS? 125 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:41,793 [ Engine Stops ] 126 00:05:46,067 --> 00:05:47,793 AH. 127 00:05:49,103 --> 00:05:50,896 [ Fry ] UH-OH. 128 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:53,000 IT'S OKAY. I HAVE AN EMERGENCY PHONE. 129 00:05:58,379 --> 00:06:00,103 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 130 00:06:00,172 --> 00:06:01,862 SPLUH, IT'S A VIDEO-PHONE. 131 00:06:03,586 --> 00:06:05,067 LUCKY I'M A MEMBER 132 00:06:05,137 --> 00:06:07,482 OF THE AUSTRO-AFRO-ANTARCTICO- AMERASIAN AUTO ASSOCIATION. 133 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:09,240 HELLO. SEPTUPLE-A? 134 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:16,586 WHEW. 135 00:06:16,654 --> 00:06:19,586 OH, IT'LL BE A COUPLE HOURS. 136 00:06:19,654 --> 00:06:23,757 OH, I'M GOING TO GET SWEAT ON MY SWEAT SUIT. 137 00:06:23,826 --> 00:06:24,896 HEY, TELL ME SOMETHING. 138 00:06:24,964 --> 00:06:26,413 YOU'VE GOT ALL THIS MONEY. 139 00:06:26,481 --> 00:06:28,793 HOW COME YOU ALWAYS DRESS LIKE YOU'RE DOING YOUR LAUNDRY? 140 00:06:28,862 --> 00:06:30,413 I GUESS 'CAUSE MY PARENTS KEEP 141 00:06:30,481 --> 00:06:32,000 TELLING ME TO BE MORE LADYLIKE. 142 00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:32,930 AS THOUGH. 143 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,240 I'VE BEEN THERE. 144 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:36,172 MY FOLKS WERE ALWAYS ON ME TO GROOM MYSELF 145 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,240 AND WEAR UNDERPANTS. 146 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:38,240 WHAT AM I, THE POPE? 147 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,310 [ Laughing ] 148 00:06:39,379 --> 00:06:40,654 YEAH, AND IF YOU WERE THE POPE 149 00:06:40,723 --> 00:06:43,274 THEY'D BE ALL, "STRAIGHTEN YOUR POPE HAT." 150 00:06:43,343 --> 00:06:44,689 AND "PUT ON YOUR GOOD VESTMENTS." 151 00:06:44,757 --> 00:06:45,723 [ Laughing ] 152 00:06:47,481 --> 00:06:48,516 [ Chuckles ] 153 00:06:48,586 --> 00:06:50,206 YOU KNOW, FRY, IT'S NICE TO FIND 154 00:06:50,274 --> 00:06:52,550 SOMEONE I CAN TALK TO ABOUT STUFF AND JUNK. 155 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:57,137 IT'S LIKE WE FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT JUNK AND STUFF 156 00:06:57,206 --> 00:06:58,689 OR WHATEVER. 157 00:07:10,103 --> 00:07:11,343 OH-HO! 158 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,240 OH. 159 00:07:17,413 --> 00:07:18,620 SO WHILE THEY'RE TOWING US 160 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:19,654 YOU WANT TO DO IT? 161 00:07:19,723 --> 00:07:21,550 YEAH. 162 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:24,274 [ Tow Truck Driver ] YO-HO-HO-HO! 163 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:32,240 WHICH CONCLUDES THE SUMMARY OF THE MOVIE I SAW LAST NIGHT. 164 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:33,620 NOW, ANY OLD BUSINESS? 165 00:07:33,689 --> 00:07:34,413 [ All ] NO. 166 00:07:34,481 --> 00:07:35,723 ANY NEW BUSINESS? 167 00:07:35,793 --> 00:07:36,793 [ All ] NO. 168 00:07:36,862 --> 00:07:38,172 ANYONE SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER? 169 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,172 NO. NO. NO. 170 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,033 YEP.KIND OF. 171 00:07:40,103 --> 00:07:40,654 [ All Gasp ] 172 00:07:40,723 --> 00:07:41,965 WHAT? 173 00:07:42,033 --> 00:07:44,310 OH, MY GOD. 174 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:47,862 WE RAN OUT OF FUEL ON MERCURY AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER. 175 00:07:47,930 --> 00:07:50,137 AND IT LED THERE AGAIN WHEN WE GOT HOME. 176 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:52,206 [ Both Giggling ] 177 00:07:52,274 --> 00:07:53,413 [ Sighing ] 178 00:07:53,481 --> 00:07:54,723 CONGRATULATIONS, FRY. 179 00:07:54,793 --> 00:07:56,826 YOU SNAGGED THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND. 180 00:07:56,896 --> 00:07:57,965 AMY'S RICH. 181 00:07:58,033 --> 00:08:00,343 SHE'S PROBABLY GOT OTHER CHARACTERISTICS. 182 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,240 BENDER! 183 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:03,103 ROMANCE ISN'T ABOUT MONEY. 184 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:05,240 OH, SO IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE 185 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,586 THAT ZOIDBERG HERE IS DESPERATELY POOR 186 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,930 ANDMISERABLY LONELY? 187 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,206 PUH-LEASE. 188 00:08:10,274 --> 00:08:13,723 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IT'S BECAUSE HE'S HIDEOUS. 189 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:14,757 MMM. 190 00:08:14,826 --> 00:08:16,723 WELL, I THINK FRY AND AMY GO TOGETHER 191 00:08:16,793 --> 00:08:18,103 LIKE A LIME AND A COCONUT. 192 00:08:18,172 --> 00:08:20,343 DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS? 193 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:21,481 WHAT? 194 00:08:21,550 --> 00:08:22,447 NO! 195 00:08:22,516 --> 00:08:24,000 REALLY. OH, DEAR. 196 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:26,757 OH, YOU'RE BOTH VERY LUCKY. 197 00:08:26,826 --> 00:08:30,447 I'D PAY ANYTHING TO END MY MISERABLE LONELINESS. 198 00:08:30,516 --> 00:08:33,102 IF ONLY I WEREN'T SO DESPERATELY POOR. 199 00:08:33,172 --> 00:08:34,172 WAIT. YOU MEAN PEOPLE 200 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,447 WILL PAY GOOD MONEY FOR ROMANCE? 201 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:40,309 I THINK I HAVE A SCHEME SO DEVIOUSLY CLEVER THAT I-- 202 00:08:40,379 --> 00:08:42,793 $500 AND TIME SERVED. 203 00:08:42,861 --> 00:08:44,965 STUPID ANTI-PIMPING LAWS. 204 00:08:45,033 --> 00:08:46,654 WELL, PAY THE MAN. 205 00:08:46,724 --> 00:08:49,000 BENDER, HONEY, WE LOVE YOU. 206 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:50,724 SURE, BABY, I KNOW IT. 207 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,309 AH, COMPUTER DATING-- IT'S LIKE PIMPING 208 00:08:57,379 --> 00:09:00,758 BUT YOU RARELY HAVE TO USE THE PHRASE "UPSIDE YOUR HEAD." 209 00:09:00,826 --> 00:09:02,136 BENDER, THIS IS STUPID. 210 00:09:02,206 --> 00:09:04,826 WHY WOULD ANYONE COME TO YOU FOR ROMANTIC HELP? 211 00:09:04,895 --> 00:09:06,931 HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD. 212 00:09:09,309 --> 00:09:10,551 FRY! AMY! 213 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,447 PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON. 214 00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:13,826 I NEED A STAPLER! 215 00:09:13,895 --> 00:09:14,826 STOP. STOP. 216 00:09:14,895 --> 00:09:17,000 IF YOU INTERRUPT THE MATING DANCE 217 00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:18,861 THE MALE WILL BECOME ENRAGED 218 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:21,136 AND MAUL US WITH HIS FEARSOME GONAD. 219 00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:22,274 IT'S WORKING. 220 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,136 THEY THINK WE'RE MAKING OUT. 221 00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:25,931 [ Both Giggling ] 222 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:26,931 WAIT. 223 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,379 WHY AREN'T WE MAKING OUT? 224 00:09:28,447 --> 00:09:29,344 I DON'T KNOW. 225 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:33,861 OKAY, MR.-- 226 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:36,724 SMITH. ZAPP SMITH. BRANNIGAN. 227 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,000 JUST CHECK OFF THE THINGS 228 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:39,586 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IN A LOVE PARTNER. 229 00:09:39,654 --> 00:09:41,206 LET'S SEE. 230 00:09:41,274 --> 00:09:42,654 OH, YES. 231 00:09:42,724 --> 00:09:44,274 YES, DEFINITELY. 232 00:09:44,344 --> 00:09:46,067 MMM, I'D LIKE SOME OF THAT. 233 00:09:46,136 --> 00:09:47,517 MMM. 234 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:50,826 I'LL JUST HAVE EVERYTHING ON THE MENU. 235 00:09:50,895 --> 00:09:52,136 NOW, TO RUN IT 236 00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:56,344 THROUGH OUR HIGH-SPEED ROMANCE-ALOGICAL DATAFIER. 237 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:58,172 BEEP-BEE-DE-BEEP-BEEP. 238 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,344 BEEP. BEE-DE-BEE-BEEP-BEEP. 239 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:02,413 BEEP. 240 00:10:02,481 --> 00:10:04,413 SAY HELLO TO MISS RIGHT. 241 00:10:04,481 --> 00:10:05,620 HELLO. 242 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,688 MMM. 243 00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:11,136 WOW. 244 00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:12,551 WE'RE GREAT KISSERS. 245 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:13,793 YEAH. 246 00:10:13,861 --> 00:10:15,826 HEY, LATER, YOU WANT TO DRIVE OUT TO EUROPA? 247 00:10:15,895 --> 00:10:17,033 WE COULD HAVE A PICNIC 248 00:10:17,102 --> 00:10:18,965 AND SPIT WATERMELON SEEDS AT JUPITER. 249 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:20,274 HEY, YEAH. 250 00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:22,344 I USED TO SPIT AT STUFF BACK IN THE 20th CENTURY. 251 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,688 AH, IT'S COOL HOW WE SORT OF THINK EXACTLY ALIKE 252 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,688 AND JUNK. 253 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,000 YEAH. 254 00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:29,309 YOU KNOW, FRY, I REALLY LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. 255 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,206 [ Fry ] EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. 256 00:10:33,274 --> 00:10:37,000 THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HANGING OUT. 257 00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:38,000 HANGING OUT? 258 00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:39,688 SHE'S GETTING WAY TOO SERIOUS. 259 00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:41,344 I'M NOT A ONE-WOMAN MAN, LEELA. 260 00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:43,517 YOU'LL BE BACK TO ZERO SOON ENOUGH. 261 00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:45,379 DON'T YOU GET IT? SHE'S SMOTHERING ME. 262 00:10:45,447 --> 00:10:46,413 HI. 263 00:10:46,481 --> 00:10:47,586 YOU SEE? YOU SEE? 264 00:10:47,654 --> 00:10:49,206 NOW SHE'S BOTHERING ME WHEN I'M AT WORK. 265 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,274 FRY-- 266 00:10:50,344 --> 00:10:51,826 I'M DOING MY JOB-- THERE'S AMY. 267 00:10:51,895 --> 00:10:53,931 I SPEND A FEW HOURS SELECTING A CANDY FROM THE MACHINE-- 268 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,206 THERE'S AMY. 269 00:10:55,274 --> 00:10:56,861 I WAKE UP THE MORNING AFTER SLEEPING WITH AMY-- 270 00:10:56,931 --> 00:10:57,793 THERE'S AMY. 271 00:10:57,861 --> 00:10:59,481 I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 272 00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:00,586 AM I? 273 00:11:00,654 --> 00:11:01,758 [ Echoing ] AM I?! 274 00:11:01,826 --> 00:11:03,379 FACE IT. I'M A PRIZE CATCH. 275 00:11:03,447 --> 00:11:04,654 [ Burps ] 276 00:11:04,724 --> 00:11:06,654 I MEAN, I'M PULLING DOWN DELIVERY-BOY MONEY. 277 00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:09,793 FRY, SHE'S PULLING DOWN BILLIONAIRE TRUST-FUND MONEY. 278 00:11:09,861 --> 00:11:11,688 THEN SHE WANTS ME AS A TROPHY HUSBAND. 279 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,172 LEELA, YOU GOTTA COME TO EUROPA WITH US. 280 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,758 I CAN'T BE ALONE WITH HER. 281 00:11:15,826 --> 00:11:17,344 SO, READY FOR A SECLUDED PICNIC 282 00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:18,379 WITH JUST YOU AND ME? 283 00:11:18,447 --> 00:11:19,688 HEY, YOU KNOW WHO LOVES 284 00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:21,517 SECLUDED PICNICS WITH JUST YOU AND ME? 285 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,654 UH... 286 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:24,826 DR. ZOIDBERG. 287 00:11:24,895 --> 00:11:29,172 DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A FREE HOT MEAL? 288 00:11:36,102 --> 00:11:39,274 [ Munching And Gobbling ] 289 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:41,758 MMM. I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE TUESDAY. 290 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,240 BIRD EGGS... ANIMAL SLICES... 291 00:11:44,309 --> 00:11:48,620 DRY WOVEN REEDS. 292 00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:49,620 ALL GONE. 293 00:11:49,688 --> 00:11:50,551 CAN I DRIVE? 294 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:51,620 NO. 295 00:11:51,688 --> 00:11:53,067 SO, FRY, YOU BUSY TOMORROW? 296 00:11:53,136 --> 00:11:55,240 I GOT TWO TICKETS TO THE BIG APE FIGHT. 297 00:11:55,309 --> 00:11:58,240 GEEZ, WE'RE ALREADY PLANNING TO SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER. 298 00:11:58,309 --> 00:11:59,172 ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? 299 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,895 OKAY. SURE. 300 00:12:00,965 --> 00:12:03,102 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? 301 00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:04,379 OH, SO ALL OF A SUDDEN 302 00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:05,793 WE'RE SPENDING VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER? 303 00:12:05,861 --> 00:12:06,551 YOU JUST SAID-- 304 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:07,688 THAT'S IT, AMY. 305 00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:08,688 WE HAVE TO TALK. 306 00:12:08,758 --> 00:12:09,758 ZOIDBERG, YOU DRIVE. 307 00:12:09,826 --> 00:12:10,620 WA-HOO. 308 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,758 [ Grunting ] 309 00:12:11,826 --> 00:12:13,172 [ Fry] PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME. 310 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:17,102 AH, I'LL JUST TURN THE WHEEL TO MAXIMUM FASTNESS. 311 00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:20,517 AMY, YOU KNOW HOW, AT FIRST, YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE 312 00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:22,206 BUT THEN YOU START TO GET TIRED OF IT 313 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,102 'CAUSE IT ALWAYS WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU? 314 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:25,793 HUH? YOU DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE? 315 00:12:25,861 --> 00:12:28,206 LOOK, COULD CHOCOLATE JUST LET ME FINISH? 316 00:12:28,274 --> 00:12:29,688 VROOM, VROOM. 317 00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:34,551 AND THE WINNER OF THE BIG CAR RACE IS HOT ROD ZOIDBERG! 318 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,654 AHH. 319 00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:37,931 AMY, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS 320 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,724 I THINK MAYBE YOU AND I SHOULD STOP-- 321 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:40,586 [ Loud Snapping Sound ] 322 00:12:40,654 --> 00:12:41,586 [ Zoidberg ] OH-OH. 323 00:12:41,654 --> 00:12:43,206 HERE, YOU DRIVE. 324 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:49,826 [ Screaming ] 325 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,206 FRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 326 00:12:57,274 --> 00:13:00,654 OH, MY HEAD IS KILLING ME. 327 00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:01,724 WHAT HAPPENED? 328 00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:02,965 WAS ANYBODY HURT? 329 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,793 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT. 330 00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:07,136 NOBODY BUT YOU. 331 00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:10,102 I'M AFRAID YOUR BODY WAS BADLY DAMAGED IN THE CRASH. 332 00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:11,067 HOW BADLY? 333 00:13:11,136 --> 00:13:12,481 THAT'S IT OVER THERE. 334 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:14,724 [ Screams ] 335 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,309 DON'T WORRY. 336 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:19,136 I MANAGED TO KEEP YOUR HEAD ALIVE WITH SOME QUICK SURGERY. 337 00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:20,206 WHERE IS IT? 338 00:13:20,274 --> 00:13:21,274 THERE. 339 00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:23,102 LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE SPENDING 340 00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:24,895 A LOT MORE TIME TOGETHER, FRY. 341 00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:27,000 [ Fry Screaming ] 342 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,000 [ Clicking Tongue ] 343 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,931 THIS SORT OF THING ALWAYS HAPPENS 344 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,481 WITH OFFICE ROMANCES. 345 00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:36,826 DON'T WORRY, FRY. 346 00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:38,758 WE'LL HAVE YOUR BODY ALL FIXED UP 347 00:13:38,826 --> 00:13:39,931 IN A FEW DAYS. 348 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,102 OOPS-A-DAISY. 349 00:13:41,172 --> 00:13:44,172 [ Bumping And Grunting ] 350 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,965 WELL, AMY, I'LL TRY NOT TO INTERFERE 351 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,206 WITH YOUR LIFE TOO MUCH. 352 00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:48,206 FRY! 353 00:13:48,274 --> 00:13:49,654 OH, SORRY. 354 00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:51,206 I GUESS I CONTROL THAT ARM. 355 00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:53,033 WHOO, WHOO-HOO, WHOO! 356 00:13:53,102 --> 00:13:55,102 SO, WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT 357 00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:56,447 BEFORE WE CRASHED, ANYWAY? 358 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:57,654 OH, THAT. 359 00:13:57,724 --> 00:13:59,413 MAYBE WE'D BETTER TALK IN PRIVATE. 360 00:13:59,481 --> 00:14:01,758 [ Whispering ] I'LL MEET YOU IN THE CLOSET. 361 00:14:01,826 --> 00:14:03,413 AMY, I REALLY LIKE YOU 362 00:14:03,481 --> 00:14:04,793 AS A FRIEND 363 00:14:04,861 --> 00:14:06,136 BUT I THINK WE'RE SPENDING 364 00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:07,379 TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER. 365 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,724 YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME? 366 00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:09,895 I JUST THINK 367 00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:11,793 WE SHOULD START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE. 368 00:14:11,861 --> 00:14:13,274 BUT I WAS REALLY HAVING FUN. 369 00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:14,620 [ Sighs ] 370 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,826 IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL-- 371 00:14:15,895 --> 00:14:16,861 I'M SORRY, BUT IT IS. 372 00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,274 WELL, WHATEVER. 373 00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:20,861 HEY, LISTEN, AS LONG AS WE'RE NOT SEEING EACH OTHER 374 00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:23,758 YOU MIND IF I ASK SOMEONE ELSE OUT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? 375 00:14:23,826 --> 00:14:24,931 HUH?! 376 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,861 I MEAN, UNLESS IT'D MAKE YOU FEEL BAD 377 00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:27,931 BEING A THIRD WHEEL. 378 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,344 HEY, I CAN GET A DATE, TOO. 379 00:14:29,413 --> 00:14:30,344 NOW THAT I'M SINGLE 380 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,033 I'LL ATTRACT ALL SORTS OF WOMEN. 381 00:14:32,102 --> 00:14:33,413 WITH MY BODY 382 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,931 I THINK YOU MIGHT ONLY ATTRACT 383 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,240 ONE SORT OF WOMAN. 384 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,240 OH! 385 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,688 OH. 386 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,413 SO... HOW'S BUSINESS? 387 00:14:45,481 --> 00:14:46,688 [ Clicking ] 388 00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:48,758 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH MY FRIEND 389 00:14:48,826 --> 00:14:50,413 AL GORE? 390 00:14:50,481 --> 00:14:51,793 I'M TELLING YOU 391 00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:54,379 LOSERS GET REALLY DESPERATE AROUND VALENTINE'S DAY. 392 00:14:54,447 --> 00:14:57,206 YEAH. IT'S PATHETIC, ALL RIGHT. 393 00:14:57,274 --> 00:14:59,206 [ Whistling ] 394 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,517 ♪ DUM, DA-DA-DOOT, DE-DE, DEET ♪ 395 00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:02,688 HOW MUCH? 396 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:03,931 500 BUCKS. DONE. 397 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,136 ZAPP BRANNIGAN OKAY? 398 00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:06,586 NO. 600. 399 00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,688 [ Grunting ] 400 00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,102 OH, HEY, LEELA 401 00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:18,344 UM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE 402 00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:19,551 IN PRIVATE? 403 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,447 OH, NO PROBLEM. 404 00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:24,033 [ Singing Softly ] 405 00:15:24,102 --> 00:15:26,793 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 406 00:15:26,861 --> 00:15:28,895 AMY MADE VALENTINE'S PLANS WITH SOME GOON 407 00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,517 AND I'M GOING TO BE STUCK THERE 408 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:31,826 LONELY AND MISERABLE. 409 00:15:31,895 --> 00:15:33,172 WILL YOU BE MY DATE? 410 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,688 PLEASE? 411 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:36,309 YOU'RE TOO LATE, FRY. 412 00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:38,931 I'M SHARING VALENTINE'S DAY WITH A VERY SPECIAL MAN. 413 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,895 HE'S NOT ZAPP BRANNIGAN OR ANYTHING. 414 00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,586 THEN I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DO SOMETHING 415 00:15:42,654 --> 00:15:43,793 SO PITIFUL AND EMBARRASSING 416 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,481 THAT I'M ASHAMED TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT. 417 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:47,172 BENDER'S IN HIS OFFICE.THANKS. 418 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,861 [ Singing Louder ] 419 00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:51,895 I GOT YOUR HOOKUP, FRY. 420 00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:55,551 NOW, MY USUAL FEE'S 500 BUCKS, BUT SEEING AS HOW IT'S YOU 421 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,793 I'LL NEED IT IN ADVANCE. 422 00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:01,793 OKAY, FRY. 423 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,274 WE'RE DONE PUTTING ON THE BRA. 424 00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:05,481 WHY EXACTLY DID YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS, ANYWAY? 425 00:16:05,551 --> 00:16:07,379 ARE YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING TO HAPPEN 426 00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:09,033 WITH YOUR VALENTINE'S DATE? 427 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,517 WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS? 428 00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,654 YOU'RE USING AN AWFUL LOT OF MAKEUP THERE. 429 00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:13,826 THIS IS DEODORANT. 430 00:16:13,895 --> 00:16:14,826 WHAT DOES IT DO? 431 00:16:14,895 --> 00:16:16,000 [ Doorbell Rings ] 432 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,344 COME ON IN, GARY. 433 00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:19,274 I'LL JUST BE ANOTHER 20 MINUTES. 434 00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,379 [ Door Creaks ] 435 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,206 [ Gary ] I'LL BE WAITING. 436 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,309 20 MINUTES? 437 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:24,586 YOU'RE PRACTICALLY READY NOW. 438 00:16:24,654 --> 00:16:26,586 YEAH, BUT IT'S GOOD TO MAKE THEM WAIT A LITTLE. 439 00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:29,102 OH, GOD, IT'S TRUE! 440 00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:35,724 [ Slurping ] 441 00:16:35,793 --> 00:16:38,067 THAT DRESS LOOKS GREAT ON YOU. 442 00:16:38,136 --> 00:16:39,274 THANKS.THANKS. 443 00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:40,654 WHERE ISSHE? 444 00:16:41,861 --> 00:16:44,033 I MUST SAY, AMY, YOU'RE ALL MADE UP. 445 00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:45,344 JUST LIKE FRY'S DATE. 446 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:46,517 GET IT? 447 00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:47,620 UH-UH. 448 00:16:47,688 --> 00:16:48,965 I'VE GOT A DATE. 449 00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,895 SHE'LL BE ALONG ANY MINUTE. 450 00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,309 FRY! LOOK WHO I FOUND. 451 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,309 IT'S PETUNIA, YOUR DREAM GIRL. 452 00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:55,620 HOW'S THEM EATS? 453 00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:57,000 UH-- 454 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,620 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 455 00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:00,309 KIDS'LL BE HUNGRY. 456 00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:02,067 SHE SEEMS A LITTLE OLD FOR ME. 457 00:17:02,136 --> 00:17:03,240 SHE ISWELL-TRAVELED 458 00:17:03,309 --> 00:17:05,240 AND I DON'T MEAN SHE TRAVELS A LOT. 459 00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:07,136 WHEELS FELL OFF MY HOUSE. 460 00:17:07,205 --> 00:17:08,862 NOW, HOW ABOUT A ROSE FOR THE LADY? 461 00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:09,862 FIVE BUCKS A POP. 462 00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:10,862 I'LL TAKE ONE. 463 00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:12,517 OH, YEAH? WELL, I WANT ONE, TOO. 464 00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:13,517 EIGHT BUCKS. 465 00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:14,309 YOU JUST SAID-- 466 00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:15,964 DEMAND SUDDENLY SKYROCKETED. 467 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,205 YOU ALL SAW IT! 468 00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:20,344 [ Sighs ] 469 00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:24,448 LEELA, MEET YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND, SAL. 470 00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,275 EEH! NICE EYEBALL, EYEBALL. 471 00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:28,964 NICE ASS, ASS. 472 00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:30,136 OOH, SPARKS. 473 00:17:30,205 --> 00:17:31,309 BUY HER A ROSE. 474 00:17:31,378 --> 00:17:32,792 I GUARANTEE SHE'LL PUT OUT. 475 00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:36,000 AH, I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 476 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,344 [ Zapp ] CHEERS. 477 00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:42,862 [ In Deep Voice ] CHEERS. 478 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,619 SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROSPECTS. 479 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,792 YOU A GOOD GAMBLER? 480 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:46,723 WELL, MA'AM, I-- 481 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:47,723 WHAT'S YOUR GAME? 482 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:48,723 BINGO? KENO? 483 00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:49,931 WAIT A MINUTE. 484 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,481 YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN BODY. 485 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,172 NO, BUT I CONTROL THIS ARM. 486 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,448 SLOTS PLAYER, HUH? 487 00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,309 SORRY, BUT I THINK I CAN DO BETTER. 488 00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:58,895 WAIT! COME BACK, UH, DARLING. 489 00:17:58,964 --> 00:18:00,034 CAN'T, HON. 490 00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:01,931 I GOT TO CATCH MY BUS BACK TO NUTLEY. 491 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,103 I'D KISS YOU GOOD NIGHT 492 00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:05,103 BUT I LOST MY TEETH PULLING OUT A STUMP. 493 00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:06,309 SO ANYWAYS, LEELA 494 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,136 I'D LOVE TO TAKE A WHACK AT YOU 495 00:18:08,205 --> 00:18:10,758 BUT THAT 10:15 TO NUTLEY AIN'T GOING NOWHERES 496 00:18:10,826 --> 00:18:12,931 WITHOUT YOURS TRULY BEHIND THE WHEEL. 497 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,103 EXCUSE ME. 498 00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:16,931 DID YOU SAY, "10:15 TO NUTLEY"? 499 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,448 WHY, YES, I DID. 500 00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:21,758 [ Dramatic Music Playing ] 501 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,792 [ Both Moaning ] 502 00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:30,275 BENDER, DID YOU JUST ROUND UP OUR DATES 503 00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:31,586 AT THE BUS STATION? 504 00:18:31,654 --> 00:18:32,895 OF COURSE NOT. 505 00:18:32,964 --> 00:18:34,895 ANYBODY'S ELSE FOR NUTLEY? 506 00:18:34,964 --> 00:18:36,895 [ All Agreeing ] 507 00:18:36,964 --> 00:18:38,240 BABY, WAIT. 508 00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:40,826 YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME YOUR SURPRISE. 509 00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,654 [ Mumbling ] 510 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,034 OH, GEEZ, GET A ROOM. 511 00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:48,136 MAYBE LATER. 512 00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:49,792 [ Dramatic Chord Playing ] 513 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,654 UH, H-HEY! I HAVE AN IDEA. 514 00:18:51,723 --> 00:18:53,792 LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM. 515 00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:55,654 ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT AMY MIGHT LIKE 516 00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:57,654 TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE FOR COFFEE. 517 00:18:57,723 --> 00:18:59,034 I DON'T REALLY LIKE COFFEE. 518 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,205 NEITHER DO I. 519 00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:01,758 [ Dramatic Chord Playing ] 520 00:19:01,826 --> 00:19:03,378 OOH. I FEEL A LITTLE TIPSY. 521 00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:05,413 [ Dramatic Chord Playing ] 522 00:19:05,481 --> 00:19:06,895 LET ME PICK UP THE CHECK. 523 00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:10,205 [ Dramatic Chord Playing ] 524 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,586 [ Roaring ] NO! 525 00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:19,619 [ Loud Crashing Sounds ] 526 00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:21,931 THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 527 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,550 [ Grunting And Groaning ] 528 00:19:28,172 --> 00:19:29,931 [ Groans ] 529 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,067 WHY, IF IT ISN'T MY FAVORITE HEAD 530 00:19:32,136 --> 00:19:33,378 ON AMY'S BODY: FRY. 531 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,067 AH! LEELA! 532 00:19:35,136 --> 00:19:36,586 WE WERE JUST ON OUR WAY OUT. 533 00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:37,758 NONSENSE. 534 00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:39,275 THE EVENING'S YOUNG. 535 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,275 SO, GARY, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 536 00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:44,000 I'M A BANKING INDUSTRY REGULATOR. 537 00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,136 [ Groans ] 538 00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:46,448 REALLY? 539 00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:49,586 YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT BANKING INDUSTRY REGULATIONS 540 00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:51,000 ARE REALLY VERY SIMPLE. 541 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,378 OH, NO. THAT'S NOT TRUE. 542 00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:54,448 YOU SEE, MODERN BANKING REGULATIONS 543 00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:57,654 ARE A PRODUCT OF FIVE DIFFERENT REGULATORY TRADITIONS. 544 00:19:57,723 --> 00:19:59,586 SIX IF YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL. 545 00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:01,448 OH, I DO. 546 00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:05,689 IT ALL BEGAN IN 1410, WHEN A NUMBER OF NOBLEMEN 547 00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:07,689 CONVENED-- 548 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,481 [ Whispering ] THANK YOU. 549 00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:12,758 THERE YOU ARE. 550 00:20:12,826 --> 00:20:15,067 GOOD AS NEW, EXCEPT FOR YOUR DORSAL FIN. 551 00:20:15,136 --> 00:20:16,758 I'M AFRAID I COULDN'T FIND IT 552 00:20:16,826 --> 00:20:18,103 AFTER THE CRASH. 553 00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:19,448 CAN I LIVE WITHOUT IT? 554 00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:20,862 IF YOU CALL THAT LIVING. 555 00:20:20,931 --> 00:20:22,240 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND 556 00:20:22,309 --> 00:20:23,586 WHY YOU WOULDN'T LET ME 557 00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:25,758 GRAFT A LASER CANNON ONTO YOUR CHEST 558 00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:28,413 TO CRUSH THOSE WHO DISOBEY YOU. 559 00:20:28,481 --> 00:20:30,758 OH, BUT I GUESS 560 00:20:30,826 --> 00:20:33,172 WE'RE JUST TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. 561 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,826 SO, UH, THANKS FOR THE RIDE, AMY 562 00:20:34,895 --> 00:20:36,758 AND I HOPE THERE ARE NO HARD FEELINGS 563 00:20:36,826 --> 00:20:38,240 ABOUT YOUR DATE... OR STUFF. 564 00:20:38,309 --> 00:20:39,586 IT'S OKAY. 565 00:20:39,654 --> 00:20:41,448 I HAD FUN, AND IF I EVER FEEL LONELY 566 00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:43,895 I CAN JUST LOOK OVER AT THIS DISFIGURING SCAR 567 00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,931 AND THINK OF YOU. 568 00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:48,619 [ Sighs ] 569 00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:51,931 WELL, ANYWAY, IT'S NICE TO HAVE MY OWN BODY BACK. 570 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,619 AHH! 571 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,964 OH. 572 00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:58,619 [ Leela ] SO, HOW'S THE OLD CORPSE? 573 00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:00,136 EVERYTHING HOOKED UP OKAY? 574 00:21:00,205 --> 00:21:01,378 SEEMS TO BE. 575 00:21:01,448 --> 00:21:02,931 MY NECK'S JUST A LITTLE TENDER. 576 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,240 OW! COOL. 577 00:21:05,309 --> 00:21:06,586 OW! 578 00:21:06,654 --> 00:21:07,826 LISTEN, LEELA 579 00:21:07,895 --> 00:21:09,792 THANKS FOR RESCUING ME LAST NIGHT. 580 00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:12,619 ANYTIME. I ACTUALLY ENJOYED HANGING OUT WITH YOU. 581 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,275 YEP. EVERYTHING WORKED OUT GREAT 582 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:15,758 THANKS TO GOOD OLD BENDER. 583 00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:17,792 COME ON. 584 00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:20,619 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU INTENTIONALLY SET US UP WITH BAD DATES 585 00:21:20,689 --> 00:21:22,586 SO WE'D SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER. 586 00:21:22,654 --> 00:21:24,205 DIDN'T I, LEELA? 587 00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:26,275 DIDN'T I? 588 00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:28,136 [ Leela ] NO! YOU DIDN'T! 589 00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:31,136 YOU JUST CORRALLED A BUNCH OF STIFFS AT THE BUS STATION 590 00:21:31,205 --> 00:21:32,344 AND POCKETED OUR MONEY. 591 00:21:32,413 --> 00:21:34,034 TRUE, BUT IN THE END 592 00:21:34,103 --> 00:21:37,931 ISN'T THAT WHAT VALENTINE'S DAY IS REALLY ALL ABOUT? 593 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,931 YEAH. 594 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,103 I GUESS SO. 595 00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:42,550 [ Guffawing ] 596 00:21:42,619 --> 00:21:44,034 WATCH THE NECK. WATCH THE NECK! 597 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,205 MY ASS! 598 00:21:45,275 --> 00:21:46,448 MY BEAUTIFUL-- 599 00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:48,689 [ Explosion ]