1 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:30,931 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 2 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:33,801 I'VE TAUGHT THE TOASTER TO FEEL LOVE. 3 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:37,537 [ Dog-Like Panting ] 4 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:39,972 [ Whimpering, Whines ] 5 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:43,310 AND HERMES RETURNS FROM HIS VACATION TODAY. 6 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:44,811 [Monotone ] GOOD MORNING, PEOPLE. 7 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:46,280 HEY, HERMES. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 8 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,615 YO. MY MAN. 9 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,750 SO, HOW WAS THE SPLEEF NEBULA? 10 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:52,152 THE FLIGHT HAD A STOPOVER ON THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET. 11 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:53,320 HERMES LIKED IT SO MUCH 12 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,256 HE DECIDED TO STAY OF HIS OWN FREE WILL. 13 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,490 HERMES HAS ALL THE FUN. 14 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:57,557 WAIT A SECOND! 15 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,659 HE'S GOT A BRAIN SLUG ON HIS HEAD. 16 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:01,962 SHH. YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL ASSIMILATED. 17 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:02,996 JUST ACT NORMAL 18 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:04,632 AND SWITCH TO A GARLIC SHAMPOO. 19 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,299 ON TO NEW BUSINESS. TODAY'S MISSION 20 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,436 IS FOR YOU ALL TO GO TO THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET. 21 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:10,403 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO THERE? 22 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,239 JUST WALK AROUND, NOT WEARING A HELMET. 23 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,608 SOUNDS GREAT, HERMES! 24 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:16,977 OH, WHATEVER YOU SAY. 25 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:19,480 WHA-- HEY, LET'S DITCH HIM AND GO TO THE MOVIES. 26 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,115 [ All ] HEY, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 27 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:24,751 I'M SEEING A MOVIE WITH FRIENDS. 28 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:30,158 UHHHHH. 29 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:35,263 COOL! LET'S SEE THIS ONE. 30 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:37,164 [ Leela ] NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD 31 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,266 FOR A HISTORICAL DOCUMENTARY. 32 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,835 I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS ABOUT QUIZBLORG, QUIZBLORG. 33 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:42,835 [ Amy ] GUCK! 34 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,138 I HATE SUBTITLES. 35 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,174 ALIEN FILMS ARE SO PRETENTIOUS. 36 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:47,341 FELLOWS, FELLOWS, 37 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,509 HOW ABOUT A FILM WE CAN ALL ENJOY? 38 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,778 PLANET OF THE CLAMS. 39 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:53,980 IT'S ABOUT AN UPSIDE-DOWN WORLD 40 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,150 WHERE LOBSTER IS SLAVE TO CLAM. 41 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,450 WHO INVITED YOU? 42 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,686 LET'S JUST SEE ALL MY CIRCUITS: THE MOVIE. 43 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,322 [ All Agreeing ] 44 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,022 GOOD POINT, BENDER. 45 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,492 I'LL TAKE A SMALL SLURM. 46 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:07,661 FOR ONLY 25 CENTS LESS, YOU CAN GET A SUPER-SMALL. 47 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:08,695 UH, OKAY. 48 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,170 OH, MAN! 49 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,906 HEY, GIVE ME A LARGE DIET MALT LIQUOR 50 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:21,341 AND A POPCORN WITH EXTRA MOTOR OIL. 51 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,978 DOWN IN FRONT! 52 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,681 [ Music Playing ] 53 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:36,156 [ Fry ] OOH, THIS IS REAL FUTURISTIC. 54 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:39,992 SHH. DON'T TALK DURING THE MOVIE. 55 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,663 [ Announcer ] NEW NEW YORK MAYOR C. RANDALL POOPENMEYER 56 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,899 OPENS A NEW TUBE LINE TO ALLEVIATE RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC. 57 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:49,102 [ Groaning, Grunting ] 58 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:51,671 DATELINE: PARAMECIUM HOMEWORLD. 59 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:54,174 NEWLY CROWNED MISS UNIVERSE, GLADYS LENNOX 60 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:57,411 ENTERTAINS TROOPS FIGHTING TO WIPE OUT THE HUMAN RACE. 61 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,445 [ Cheering ] 62 00:02:58,545 --> 00:02:59,680 GO GET 'EM, BOYS! 63 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,782 AND IN THE WORLD OF ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING, 64 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:04,852 THE MASKED UNIT WINS HIS CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT 65 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:08,722 AGAINST GORGEOUS GONKS BY TECHNICAL MELTING. 66 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,859 GO, MASKED UNIT! 67 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,126 [ Groans ] 68 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:15,194 HEY, BUDDY. YO! [ Whistles ] 69 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,896 YOU MIND TAKING YOUR HEAD OFF? 70 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,064 [ Nerdy ] I'M SORRY, SIR, 71 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:19,966 BUT I NEED IT TO WATCH THE MOVIE. 72 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,870 JUST ASK FLABBY OVER HERE TO DESCRIBE IT TO YOU, LATER. 73 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:25,605 SIR, SHE IS AS THE FACTORY MADE HER. 74 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,608 WELL, THEY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED MAKING HER 75 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,377 ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH. 76 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,647 [ Grumbling ] 77 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:40,987 ** [ James Bond Theme Playing ] 78 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:54,134 [ Girlish Squeal ] 79 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,973 Well, that finishes this paperwork. 80 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,575 [ Phone Ringing ] 81 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:04,144 CALCULON ENTERPRISES. 82 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:06,313 Calculon, a fight scene has broken out 83 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:07,980 at the special effects warehouse. 84 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,650 Come, quickly 85 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,086 before a fiery explosion chases someone down a hallway. 86 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,489 I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO-- 87 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,589 [ Bell Rings ] 88 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,459 [ Announcer ] IF YOU WANT CALCULON 89 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,160 TO RACE TO THE LASERGUN BATTLE 90 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:22,095 IN HIS HOVER FERRARI, PRESS ONE. 91 00:04:22,194 --> 00:04:23,430 IF YOU WANT CALCULON 92 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,865 TO DOUBLE-CHECK HIS PAPERWORK, PRESS TWO. 93 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:26,966 ENTER NOW. 94 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:31,103 - You have pressed two. - NO, I DIDN'T. 95 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,341 I'm almost positive you did. 96 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:39,146 Add in the carryover from form 16-A, then deduct line 2-B. 97 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:40,314 [ Thumping ] 98 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,615 ** [ Humming ] 99 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,319 PARDON ME, SIR, 100 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,488 BUT YOU SEEM TO BE INADVERTENTLY KICKING MY SEAT. 101 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,790 PARDON ME, SIR-- 102 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,659 [ Mocking Mumble ] 103 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,995 YES, THAT'S THE GIST OF WHAT I SAID. 104 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,163 WOULD YOU MIND? 105 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:57,997 SURE THING, PAL. 106 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,199 ** [ Humming ] 107 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,904 UH, SIR-- 108 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:05,838 WHO THREW THAT? 109 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:06,906 THAT'S IT! 110 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:10,377 SIR, I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS. 111 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,512 [ Laughing ] 112 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,146 [ Laughing Fades ] 113 00:05:13,245 --> 00:05:15,182 OH, I'M BONED. 114 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,850 [ Screaming ] 115 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,154 LET'S ALL GO TO THE LOBBY. 116 00:05:22,254 --> 00:05:25,192 [ Screaming ] 117 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:29,697 OH... UH! 118 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,932 [ Deep Voice ] I'M GOING TO OPEN A FILE OF WHOOP-ASS ON YOU! 119 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:33,834 [ Screams ] 120 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:37,670 [ Grunts ] 121 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,673 [ People Murmuring ] 122 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,173 [ Gasps ] 123 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,911 BENDER, DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS? 124 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,216 CRIPES! THE MASKED UNIT! 125 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:51,918 YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD. 126 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,387 I'M IMPRESSED. 127 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,887 [ Whirs ] 128 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:57,891 SON, I'M THE COMMISSIONER OF ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING. 129 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:00,461 I'M A CONNOISSEUR OF JERKS WHO PICK FIGHTS 130 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,528 IN MOVIE THEATERS 131 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,531 AND YOU'RE THE BIGGEST I'VE EVER SEEN. 132 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,132 YOU SHOULD SEE ME AT FUNERALS. 133 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:06,466 KID, I WANT YOU 134 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,268 IN THE ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING LEAGUE. 135 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,137 ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING? 136 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:12,105 SOUNDS PLEASANT. I'LL DO IT. 137 00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:14,206 [ All Cheer ] 138 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,375 MY HERO. 139 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:16,644 [ Kisses ] 140 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:20,980 AH, THEY DON'T MAKE MOVIES LIKE THIS ANYMORE. 141 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,783 [ Blows Nose ] 142 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:30,057 I'M GOING TO BE THE GREATEST ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTER EVER. 143 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,324 FLOAT LIKE A FLOAT-BOT, 144 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:33,627 STING LIKE AN AUTOMATIC STINGING MACHINE. 145 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,430 BENDER, YOU CAN'T BE AN ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTER. 146 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:39,432 IT'S THE MOST BRUTAL FORM OF COMPETITION IN THE GALAXY. 147 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:40,332 IT IS? 148 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:41,601 THERE ARE NO RULES. 149 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:41,769 TWO ROBOTS ENTER. ONE ROBOT LEAVES. 150 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,173 THEN, LATER, THE OTHER ROBOT LEAVES 151 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,807 AFTER BEING DECLARED THE WINNER. 152 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,677 THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD. 153 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,812 OH, DID I MENTION THE CRIPPLING, AGONIZING PAIN? 154 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,346 I'M PRETTY SURE I DID. 155 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:55,783 OH, AH, YES, DEFINITELY. 156 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,117 CRIPPLING PAIN? 157 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:59,653 THAT'S NOT COVERED BY MY INSURANCE FRAUD. 158 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:00,821 COUNT ME OUT. 159 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,422 NO, YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT. 160 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,357 I DON'T CARE HOW SUICIDAL IT IS. 161 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,992 HEY, HOW COME WHEN I WANT 162 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,661 TO DO FUN STUFF THAT WILL KILL ME, YOU'RE AGAINST IT? 163 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,329 THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT 164 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,531 MARBLE-EATING CONTEST, FRY. 165 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:12,932 IT'S ABOUT PRIDE. 166 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,002 LET ME TELL YOU A STORY FROM MY CHILDHOOD. 167 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,771 AH, AGAIN WITH THE ORPHANARIUM. 168 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:20,139 WHEN I WAS GROWING UP AT THE ORPHANARIUM, 169 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,341 I GOT PICKED ON A LOT. 170 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,110 MY ONLY OUTLET WAS OCTOURAN KUNG FU. 171 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:25,545 YI-AH! 172 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,180 YE-AH! 173 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:29,882 YEE! 174 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,350 EXCELLENT. 175 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,021 BILL, KEITH, YOU WILL GO TO JUNIOR CHAMPIONSHIPS. 176 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,156 BILL, CONGRATULATE KEITH WHEN HE REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS. 177 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:40,728 BUT MASTER FUNOG, I CAN BEAT THESE DORKS WITH ONE EYE CLOSED. 178 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:42,829 PERHAPS, BUT THERE IS MORE TO WINNING 179 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,331 THAN BEATING YOUR OPPONENT. 180 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:45,832 YOU LACK THE WILL OF A WARRIOR. 181 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WATCH THIS. 182 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,302 YAH! 183 00:07:49,401 --> 00:07:50,838 AH-AH-AH-AH-OW! 184 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,340 NO GIRL HAS THE WILL OF A WARRIOR. 185 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:55,675 YOU HAVE THE WILL OF A HOUSEWIFE 186 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,343 OR AT BEST, THE SCHOOLMARM. 187 00:07:57,444 --> 00:08:00,312 THAT'S IT. I'LL TAKE YOU ON RIGHT NOW. 188 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:03,850 VERY WELL, BUT YOU SEE, I HAVE THE WILL OF THE WARRIOR. 189 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,185 THEREFORE, THE BATTLE IS ALREADY OVER. 190 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:07,521 THE WINNER? ME. HA, HA! 191 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,088 REMATCH? YOU LOSE AGAIN. 192 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,757 HAD ENOUGH? I THOUGHT SO. 193 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:11,759 [ All Laughing ] 194 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,093 [ Sighs ] 195 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,930 I LOST MY CHANCE TO BE A CHAMPION. 196 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,699 I WON'T LET YOU THROW AWAY YOURS. 197 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,901 LEELA IS RIGHT. 198 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,702 I DON'T WANT TO END UP A LOSER LIKE HER. 199 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,838 COUNT ME BACK IN. 200 00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:26,839 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 201 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:28,040 TOUCH YOUR TOES. 202 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,042 [ Metal Creaking ] 203 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:31,911 [ Grunting ] 204 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:36,015 STILL... CAN'T... REACH. 205 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:38,018 HI-YAH! 206 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,019 HI-YAH! 207 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,890 [ Choking ] 208 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,926 [ Grunting ] 209 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:56,536 LET'S COMMENCE PREPARATIONS FOR RUMBLING! 210 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,806 [ Bell Rings ] 211 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,609 [ Cheering ] 212 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:07,313 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND SMIZMARS 213 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,982 WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT. 214 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:13,586 IN THIS CORNER, FROM MOM'S FRIENDLY ROBOT FACTORY 215 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:19,158 IN AMERICA'S HEARTLAND, MEXICO-- BENDER! 216 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:29,336 AND, IN THIS CORNER, FROM AND MADE OF PARTS UNKNOWN, 217 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:32,404 THE CLEAR-CUTTER. 218 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,110 BENDER RULES! 219 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,480 I GOT YOU AN OFFICIAL BENDER HAT. 220 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,815 WOW! THANKS, HERMES. 221 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,817 I... HEY, CUT THAT OUT! 222 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,485 [ Bell Rings ] 223 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,587 YOU CAN'T HIT WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE. 224 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,258 OW! 225 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,461 [ Groans ] 226 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,196 GET UP, BENDER. 227 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:59,131 YOU CAN'T QUIT EVERY TIME YOU GET AN AX IN THE BACK. 228 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:00,833 [ Whirring Sound ] 229 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,970 OR A DRILL THROUGH YOUR FACE. 230 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,938 NOW, QUIT SCRATCHING YOUR AX HOLE AND GET OUT THERE. 231 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:07,139 [ Whimpering ] 232 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,475 [ Chainsaw Buzzing ] 233 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,149 OW-OW-OW! 234 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:21,120 HUH? 235 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,957 AND THE WINNER IS... 236 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:29,797 BENDER! 237 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,335 NICE WORK OUT THERE, KID. 238 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,837 YOU KNOW, I THINK HE MIGHT BE DEAD. 239 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,172 I TOOK A LIFE! 240 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,340 [ Cheers ] 241 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,575 HI, BOSS. YO, DUDE. 242 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,011 HEY! HE'S NOT DEAD. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 243 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,679 WHAT, YOU DIDN'T READ THE PAMPHLET? 244 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,081 ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING'S A SCAM, KID. IT'S RIGGED. 245 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,017 [ Gasps ] 246 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,584 IT'S A SECRET, SO KEEP IT 247 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:52,852 UNDER YOUR HEAD... 248 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,855 BUT THE MOST POPULAR ROBOT ALWAYS WINS. 249 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,724 YOU MEAN I'M NOT A GREAT FIGHTER? 250 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,859 I JUST WON 'CAUSE I'M POPULAR? 251 00:10:58,959 --> 00:10:59,860 BINGO. 252 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,828 WOO-HOO! I'M POPULAR! 253 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,562 IN FACT, YOU'RE MORE THAN POPULAR. 254 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,365 YOU'RE PURE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR. 255 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,567 GO, BENDER. GO, BENDER. GO, BENDER. 256 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,602 [ Loud Cheering ] 257 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:15,207 PRESENTING... BENDER 258 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:18,044 THE OFFENDER. 259 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:22,850 I'M JUST AN EX-CON TRYING TO GO STRAIGHT AND GET MY KIDS BACK. 260 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,753 [ Woman ] I LOVE YOU, BENDER. 261 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:29,789 VERSUS, BILLIONAIRE-BOT! 262 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,192 [ Laughing Smugly ] 263 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,692 [ Booing ] 264 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:39,399 [ Grunting ] 265 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,467 [ Audience ] YAY! 266 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,773 VERSUS THE FOREIGNER. 267 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:50,210 I'M NOT FROM HERE. I HAVE MY OWN CUSTOMS. 268 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,980 LOOK AT MY CRAZY PASSPORT. 269 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,418 [ Cheering ] 270 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:05,625 VERSUS THE CHAIN SMOKER. 271 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,994 [ Audience Booing ] 272 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,496 I LOVE SMOKING, AND AFTER I WIN THE FIGHT 273 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:14,768 I'M HEADED STRAIGHT TO YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT. 274 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,269 [ All Coughing ] 275 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:19,672 [ Grunts ] 276 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:20,572 OW! 277 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,009 [ Cheering ] 278 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,817 YOU KNOW, I'M ALSO AN ULTIMATE ROBOT LOVER. 279 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,820 [ Female Robots Giggling ] 280 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,154 BENDER, YOU'RE THREE HOURS LATE. 281 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,157 YOU CAN'T GIVE UP ON YOUR TRAINING NOW 282 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,524 AFTER BOTH OF US WORKED SO HARD. 283 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,826 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE"? 284 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:40,994 I SAID "US." 285 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,462 HEY, BENDER THE OFFENDER DOESN'T NEED YOU. 286 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,099 BENDER THE OFFENDER DOESN'T NEED ANYBODY. 287 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,100 WHAT ABOUT US, MR. THE OFFENDER? 288 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,269 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I NEED FLOOZIES. 289 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,337 LET'S ROLL. 290 00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:00,847 HOWDY, CHIEF. 291 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,350 FOR MY NEXT BOUT, WHAT DO YOU SAY I FIGHT 292 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,284 THESE TWO BIMBOS IN SOME MUD? 293 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,653 ACTUALLY, WE'VE DECIDED TO GO IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. 294 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,155 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU 295 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,691 WE WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING IN THE CONVENTIONAL SENSE? 296 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,360 BENDER, YOUR POPULARITY IS SLIPPING. 297 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,995 SALES OF YOUR BENDER-BRAND 298 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,496 FRENCH-MILLED BATH SOAPS ARE DOWN 20%. 299 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:18,664 [ Sniffing ] 300 00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:19,832 THOSE MORONS. 301 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,402 I SAID TEABERRY, NOT SANDALWOOD. 302 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:23,536 DAMN IT, BENDER, 303 00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,038 IF YOU CAN'T MOVE SANDALWOOD 304 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,706 YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS LEAGUE! 305 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,375 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE NEXT WEEK'S TITLE MATCH. 306 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,010 BUT THE CROWD LOVES ME. 307 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,346 PERHAPS, BUT LET'S SEE HOW THEY FEEL 308 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,982 ABOUT YOUR NEW PERSONA-- THE GENDER BENDER. 309 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,650 YOU'LL BE THE MOST UNPOPULAR ROBOT FIGHTER 310 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,253 SINCE SERGEANT FECES PROCESSOR. 311 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:41,254 [ Laughing ] 312 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,688 OH, YEAH? 313 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,857 WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T LET THE NEW GUY WIN? 314 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,059 THEN, HE'LL JUST HAVE TO BEAT YOU 315 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,028 THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY-- TO DEATH! 316 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,697 MELISSA, SEND IN THE NEW KID. 317 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,000 [ Cranking ] 318 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:58,270 I... AM... DESTRUCTOR! 319 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,072 [ Yelling ] 320 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,740 SEE YOU AT THE FIGHT. 321 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:06,113 SO THEN I SAID, "SEE YOU AT THE FIGHT," 322 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,447 AND THAT'S THE STORY. 323 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,216 MAN, I THOUGHT ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING WAS REAL 324 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,120 LIKE PRO WRESTLING, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT'S FIXED LIKE BOXING. 325 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,855 IT'S ONE THING TO WIN A FIXED FIGHT-- 326 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,524 THERE'S DIGNITY IN THAT-- 327 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,893 BUT TO LOSE, AND IN THIS ATROCITY-- 328 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,094 [ Crying ] 329 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,461 I CAN'T DO IT. 330 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,730 LEELA, YOU'VE GOT TO TRAIN ME TO WIN. 331 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,734 NO WAY! IF YOU WOULDN'T TAKE MY HELP WHEN YOU DIDN'T NEED IT, 332 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,437 WHY SHOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU NOW WHEN YOU DO NEED IT? 333 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,639 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 334 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,307 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M NOT HELPING. 335 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:39,145 [ Man ] You loved him as Bender the Offender. 336 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:44,317 Now, get ready to hate him as he threatens your sexuality 337 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,720 in his new persona-- The Gender Bender. 338 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,822 I'm a real toughie. 339 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:55,327 Squaring off this Sunday, versus... Destructor. 340 00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:58,898 I will destroy you! 341 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,301 [ Yelling ] 342 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,470 And stop calling me. 343 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,904 I am Destructor's trainer, Master Funog. 344 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,506 My pupil will be victorious 345 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,609 for he has the will of a warrior. 346 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:10,842 [ Laughing Maniacally ] 347 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,511 NOT FUNOG! 348 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,181 BENDER, LET'S HIT THE GYM. 349 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,984 I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU TO FIGHT LIKE A GIRL. 350 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:21,187 I'LL PUT ON MY TUTU. 351 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,963 [ Howard Cosell ] HELLO AND WELCOME 352 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,000 TO A REMARKABLE CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT-- 353 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,168 DESTRUCTOR, A ROBOTIC ARMORED TANK 354 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:41,008 WHOSE VERY USE IN BATTLE HAS BEEN RULED A WAR CRIME... 355 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:46,212 VERSUS GENDER BENDER, WHO WEARS A PINK TUTU. 356 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:50,182 THIS IS RICH LITTLE, IMITATING HOWARD COSELL 357 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,320 HERE AT RINGSIDE WITH GEORGE FOREMAN. 358 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,621 GEORGE, A WORD IN EDGEWISE. 359 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,991 THIS COULD BE THE MOST ONE-SIDED FIGHT SINCE 1973 360 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:02,562 WHEN ALI FACED AN 80-FOOT-TALL, MECHANICAL JOE FRAZIER. 361 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,496 M-MY MEMORY'S NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE, 362 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,732 BUT I THINK THE ENTIRE EARTH WAS DESTROYED. 363 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,868 INTERESTING, IF TRUE. 364 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:14,673 THE VEGAS ODDS TONIGHT STAND AT AN UNPRECEDENTED 1,000:0. 365 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:19,979 A BET OF ZERO DOLLARS ON BENDER PAYS $1,000 IF HE WINS. 366 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,815 STILL, VERY FEW TAKERS. 367 00:16:22,914 --> 00:16:24,517 IT'S NOT-NOT A SMART BET. 368 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,186 [ Yelling ] 369 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,020 ACCORDING TO THE SCRIPT, 370 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,688 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PRANCE OUT 371 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,557 AND TICKLE HIM WITH YOUR FAIRY WAND. 372 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,326 INSTEAD, I WANT YOU TO PRANCE OUT 373 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,326 AND KICK HIS HEAD OFF. 374 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,495 GOT IT. LARGE KICKLE, HOLD THE TICKLE. 375 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,663 [ Yelling ] 376 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,732 THANK GOD, I'M FREE OF THAT NIGHTMARE! 377 00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:42,501 SORRY, BUDDY. HERE YOU GO. 378 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:43,870 [ Monotone ] THANK YOU. 379 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,172 IT WAS COLD ON THE FLOOR. 380 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,073 HERE, PROFESSOR, I GOT YOU A PROGRAM. 381 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,075 OH, GOOD. 382 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,009 JUST LET ME PUT ON MY READING GLASSES. 383 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,514 WHY, ZOIDBERG, 384 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,917 THERE'S A LOVELY PHOTO OF YOU IN HERE. 385 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,251 [ Bell Clangs ] 386 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:05,758 IN THIS CORNER, THE CONFUSED YOUNG ROBOT 387 00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:10,462 WITH THE GOLDEN CURLS, WEIGHING 525 POUNDS-- 388 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:15,402 THE GENDER BENDER! 389 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,137 [ Booing ] 390 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,306 BOO! 391 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,641 GET THAT HIPPIE OUT OF THE RING! 392 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:27,046 AND IN THESE TWO CORNERS, WEIGHING 400 TONS, 393 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:32,652 THE GIZMO FROM PISMO... BEACH-- 394 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,755 DESTRUCTOR! 395 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,888 [ Cheering And Whistling ] 396 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,593 SO, WE MEET AGAIN. 397 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:41,760 MOST AMUSING. 398 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,496 GIRL WHO ACTS LIKE FIGHTER 399 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,765 TRAINING FIGHTER WHO ACTS LIKE GIRL. 400 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,433 KEEP LAUGHING, FUNOG. 401 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,336 [ Laughing Wildly ] 402 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,404 READY, BENDER? 403 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,006 I WAS BUILT READY. GIVE ME THE BELL. 404 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,007 [ Bell Clangs ] 405 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,276 DID YOU HEAR A NOISE? 406 00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:01,913 [ Grunting Angrily ] 407 00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:03,082 [ Ripping ] 408 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,851 [ Muttering Nonsensically ] 409 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:05,852 [ Grunts ] 410 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:09,321 FINAL BOARDING CALL FOR FLIGHT 406 411 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,991 NONSTOP SERVICE TO PAIN. 412 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,663 NOW BOARDING STAND-BY PASSENGERS-- 413 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,864 [ Groaning ] 414 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,169 [ Groaning ] 415 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,136 [ Cheering ] 416 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,272 THIS SEEMS AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY 417 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,508 TO BRING UP MY NEW GRILL FOR NO REASON. 418 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,942 WITH ITS PATENTED DESIGN, 419 00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,044 THE FAT DRAINS DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH. 420 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,180 MMM... 421 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,480 MMM... 422 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,616 [ Groaning And Cheering Continues ] 423 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,185 [ Groans ] 424 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,689 FRY, THROW IN THE TOWEL. 425 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:47,359 FOR GOD SAKES, FRY! 426 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,163 [ Grunts Stupidly ] 427 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,032 [ Monotone ] THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. 428 00:18:56,236 --> 00:19:02,008 [ Grunting In Slow Motion ] NOOOOO! 429 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,075 MOMMY. 430 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,377 OKAY, FUNOG, THAT'S ENOUGH. 431 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,813 CALL HIM OFF. 432 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:07,880 FUNOG? 433 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,083 [ Telemetry Beeping ] 434 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,184 HMM. 435 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,853 [ Banging ] 436 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,357 WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME? 437 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,063 [ Laughing ] 438 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,667 SO... ONCE MORE, WE MEET AGAIN. 439 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,568 HUH? 440 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,069 YOU DIDN'T TRAIN DESTRUCTOR. 441 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,739 YOU'RE JUST CONTROLLING HIM LIKE A PUPPET. 442 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,106 I MEAN, CHEATING IN A FAKE FIGHT-- 443 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,174 THAT'S LOW. 444 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,377 BETTER THAN BEING A GIRL... LIKE YOU. 445 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,046 YOU'RE A GIRL. [ Laughing ] 446 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,548 OH, RIGHT. 447 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,849 GIRLS LACK THE WILL OF THE WARRIOR. 448 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,018 [ Yelling ] 449 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:50,789 HUH? 450 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,058 IT'S BENDERIN' TIME. 451 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,426 TAKE THIS... 452 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,627 AND THIS. 453 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,130 [ Cheering And Whistling ] 454 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,366 YOU WERE AN EXCELLENT STUDENT. 455 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,101 TOO BAD I WAS A LOUSY TEACHER. 456 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,238 [ Grunting ] 457 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,705 [ Grunts ] 458 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,039 OW! 459 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:12,912 I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD THE CONCEPT OF BENDERING TIME. 460 00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,714 SEE YOU IN GIRL HELL. 461 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,116 I'LL BE IN BOY HELL-- MUCH NICER. 462 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,656 [ Yells ] 463 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,558 [ Yelling ] 464 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,627 YES! 465 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,930 YES! 466 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:31,931 OW. 467 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,566 [ Bell Clangs ] 468 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,502 AND THE WINNER IS... 469 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,837 DESTRUCTOR! 470 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,440 [ Cheering ] 471 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,809 I'VE NOT SEEN A SPECTACLE OF THIS NATURE 472 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,145 IN ALL MY YEARS IMPERSONATING A SPORTSCASTER. 473 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,580 IT SURE WAS SOME FIGHT. 474 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,450 INTERESTING SIDE NOTE: 475 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,919 AS A HEAD WITHOUT A BODY, I ENVY THE DEAD. 476 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,953 NO ARGUMENT HERE. 477 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,159 BENDER, HOW DID THE FIGHT GO? 478 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,594 I HEARD SOMEBODY GOT FLATTENED. 479 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,829 FRY, WHERE'S YOUR BRAIN SLUG? 480 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:08,500 POOR LITTLE GUY STARVED TO DEATH. 481 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,303 I'M PROUD OF YOU, BENDER. 482 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,203 SURE, YOU LOST-- YOU LOST BAD-- 483 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,972 BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS 484 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,976 I BEAT UP SOMEONE WHO HURT MY FEELINGS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 485 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:17,977 [ Laughs ] 486 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:21,279 I'M IN TREMENDOUS PAIN HERE. 487 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,981 GREAT JOB, KID. 488 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,852 YOU LOST, AND YOU MADE IT LOOK ALMOST HALF-REAL. 489 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,686 I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS CARD 490 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,189 GOOD FOR TEN PERCENT OFF AT BED, BATH AND BEYOND. 491 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,559 YES... 492 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,528 I'M THE GREATEST... 493 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,462 THE GREATEST! 494 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,630 [ Moans ] 495 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,732 [ Little As Cosell ] AND SO ENDS THE CHRONICLE 496 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,471 OF ONE OF THE GREATEST EVER TO PLAY THE SPORT. 497 00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,972 AN-AND HE DIDN'T LOOK HALF-BAD IN A TUTU. 498 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,842 THAT HE DID SURELY NOT. 499 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:50,977 WHAT?