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[ Bender ]
WOW, I'M FINALLY GOING TO SEE
MY FAVORITE CHEF

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TV's ELZAR!

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AH, THIS IS THE GREATEST
NANOSECOND OF MY LIFE.

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NO, THIS ONE IS.

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NO, THIS ONE. WAIT...

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THAT ONE WAS SLIGHTLY WORSE.

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AH, SO FAR SO GOOD ON THIS ONE.

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[ Drumroll ]

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[ Announcer ]
And now, here he is

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chef, restaurateur, author
of Cooking Slugs for Dinner

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and Cooking Dinner for Slugs...

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Elzar!

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YAY!
[ Whistling ]

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ALL RIGHT! YEAH!

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YEAH, BABY! WHOO!

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[ Audience Cheering ]

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ELZAR!

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ELZAR, YOU'RE MY GOD.

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PLEASE SIGN THIS SKETCH
I DREW OF YOU.

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OH, ELZAR,
BLESS YOU.

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MMM-- MMM--

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UH-- UH--

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NOW, THIS IS WHY I PREFER
YOUR NONSTICK ROBOTS.

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[ Audience Laughing ]

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[ Giggling ]

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[ Groaning ]
OH.

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[ Cheering And Applause ]

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ALL RIGHT!
YEAH! WHOO!

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[ Softer ]
ALL RIGHT, YEAH...

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WHOO, WHOO.

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HEY, I HOPE YOU FOLKS
LIKE CAJUN FOOD...

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[ Bender ] HOO-WEE!
'CAUSE TODAY WE'RE MAKING

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ELZAR'S DOWN-HOME
NEPTUNE-STYLE GUMBO.

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NOW, STEP ONE:
YOU WANT TO BOIL SOME OYSTERS

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IN A POT OF DOWN-HOME,
NEPTUNE-STYLE GUMBO.

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[ Bender ]
BOILED? INTERESTING!

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BENDER, PLEASE TRY
TO BE A LITTLE QUIETER.

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NO, Y SHUT UP.

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OF COURSE, EVERY NOW AND THEN,
YOU WANT TO KNOCK IT UP A NOTCH

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WITH A BLAST
FROM YOUR SPICE WEASEL. BAM!

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OH, YEAH! BAM
IT AGAIN, ELZAR!

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KNOCK IT UP
ANOTHER NOTCH.

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GEEZ, WHO LET THIS GUY
THROUGH THE METAL DETECTOR?

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COME ON, YOU WIMP,
WORK THAT WEASEL!

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QUIT HOLDING OUT ON US!

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IF YOU PROMISE

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TO STOP INTERRUPTING,
ALL RIGHT.

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AGAINST MY WILL, I'M GOING
TO KNOCK IT UP ANOTHER NOTCH.

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OOH, I GOT TO GET THIS
NOTCH UP KNOCKING ON FILM.

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HEY, ELZAR,
THINK FAST!

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WHA-- HUH?

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OH! MY EYE!

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I'M BLIND!

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[ Audience Murmuring ]

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BAM!

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[ Siren Wailing ]

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[ Tires Screeching ]

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TELL ME, DOCTOR,
HOW'S MY CYST?

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GRANDE.

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I DON'T LIKE
THE LOOKS OF
THIS DOCTOR.

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I BET I'VE LOST
MORE PATIENTS THAN
HE'S EVEN TREATED.

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OKAY, WHAT DOES THIS
LOOK LIKE TO YOU?

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UM... A GRAYISH BLOB?

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RIGHT. AND THIS ONE?

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UM...

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A GRAYISH BLOB?

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NOT AS RIGHT THAT TIME.

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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE
SOME MILD CORNEAL IRRITATION.

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NICE TRY, LITTLE BOY.

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YOU MAY HAVE
YOUR TEXTBOOK KNOWLEDGE

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AND YOUR REAL DIPLOMA

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BUT I HAVE MORE SKILL
IN MY LITTLE CLAW

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THAN YOU HAVE
IN YOUR WHOLE CARAPACE.

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[ Angry Screeching ]

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YOU SEEM A BIT TENSE.

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HERE, TRY THESE.

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SURE, BUTTER ME UP WITH CANDY.

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WELL, IT WON'T WORK, SONNY.

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[ Slurping And Gobbling ]

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WHY ALWAYS THE FIGHTING?

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YOUR EYE JUST NEEDS
SOME REST.

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YOU'LL HAVE TO WEAR THIS PATCH
FOR ABOUT A WEEK.

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[ Groaning ]
OH, A WEEK?

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WHAT DO YOU THINK,
DR. ZOIDBERG?

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CLACK.

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THANKS FOR THE HELP, LEELA.

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[ Shouting ]
LEELA, WE'RE RIGHT HERE!

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I'M NOT DEAF. I JUST HAVE
TO WEAR THIS STUPID EYE PATCH.

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DOES IT LOOK STUPID?

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[ Fry ]
NO.

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IN FACT, IT-IT LOOKS SO NICE

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I-I THINK I MIGHT GET ONE, TOO.

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IT'S ELZAR AGAIN!

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OH, MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED,
I WISH I COULD WET MY PANTS!

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LEELA, PLEASE,
LET ME MAKE THIS UP TO YOU.

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YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
ARE ALL INVITED

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TO MY RESTAURANT TONIGHT.

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I'M GOING TO BAM YOU UP
A DINNER YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.

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ALL RIGHT!

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OH, YEAH!

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GREAT!

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HOORAY FOR BLINDY!

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OH, GOD... I'M COMING DOWN!

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FOLKS, TELL THE NEIGHBORS
TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH

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'CAUSE YOUR TASTE BUDS
ARE GOING ON VACATION.

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I MADE YOU EACH
YOUR OWN SPECIAL MEAL

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SO DIG IN!

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[ Gasps ]

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IT'S THE BIGGEST JAMAICAN
PLATTER I'VE EVER SEEN!

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JERK CHICKEN, JERK BEEF,
JERK PORK.

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IS THERE ANY MEAT
THIS MAN CAN'T JERK?

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THE KING CRAB IS TO DIE FOR.

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LOOK-- A TINY EDIBLE CROWN.

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WHAT'S IT MADE OF?

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WOOD.

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MMM.

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[ Chuckles ]

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FRY, YOU GOT TO TRY
THE STERNO NICOISE.

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NO, THANKS.
THAT'S ROBOT FOOD.

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IT'S SO GOOD.

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OH, JUST TRY A LITTLE.

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NO, REALLY, I DON'T--

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[ Screaming ]

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MMM.

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YOU DOING ALL RIGHT
OVER THERE, LEELA?

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OH, YEAH.
THIS SALAD'S FANTASTIC.

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SO FRESH.

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[ Contented Sigh ]

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[ Belches ]

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OH, MY. THAT STEAMED CARROT
WAS A BIT SPICY FOR ME.

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EVERYBODY ENJOY THEIR DINNER?

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[ Enthusiastic Agreement ]

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GOD, YES, ELZAR!

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WELL, I SURE ENJOYED
COOKING FOR YOU

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AND TO MAKE EVERYTHING
COMPLETELY SQUARE

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I WANT YOU TO HAVE

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THESE COMPLIMENTARY
AFTER-DINNER CHOCOLATES.

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WHAT'S THIS
UNDER THE CHOCOLATES?

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YEAH, YOU TAKE CARE OF THAT
WHENEVER YOU WANT.

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HEY!
WHAT?

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A BILL?

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YOU'RE CHARGING US
AFTER YOU BLINDED ME?

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HEY, I MADE YOU A NICE MEAL.

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THIS AIN'T A CHARITY.

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$1,200?

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HOLY ZOMBIE JESUS!

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WE DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF MONEY

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ESPECIALLY NOT ZOIDBERG.

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THEY TOOK AWAY MY CREDIT CARDS.

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OKAY, OKAY, WAIT.

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I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THIS,
NO PROBLEM.

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YOU DEADBEATS
ARE UNDER ARREST.

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IT'S A STONE-COLD SHAME.

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HE'S MAKING A BREAK
FOR IT! GET HIM!

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NO, NO, I-I WAS JUST
PICKING MY NOSE.

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HE'S PICKING HIS NOSE!
GET HIM!

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[ Grunting ]

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THE OLD DINE-AND-DASH, EH?

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MY DADDY OWNED A RESTAURANT,
AND IT'S PUNKS LIKE YOU

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THAT KEPT HIM
FROM GOING REGIONAL.

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THAT'S WHY I BECAME A COP.

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NOW IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
AW, YEAH.

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PLEASE DON'T HIT ME--
I'M BRITTLE!

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HEY, WAIT A SECOND.

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I'VE GOT THE
PERFECT SOLUTION.

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LISTEN TO THE SMART ROBOT.

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I LOVE COOKING,
AND ELZAR'S ASS LOVES
GETTING KISSED, RIGHT?

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NO QUESTION.

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SO, HOW ABOUT I WORK PART-TIME

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AT THE RESTAURANT
TO PAY OFF OUR DEBT?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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I USUALLY HIRE PEOPLE WHO ARE
A LITTLE LESS UNBEARABLE.

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OH, BENDER'S A MODEL EMPLOYEE.

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HE'S SO POLITE.

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AND HARDWORKING.

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HE'S MADE OF CANDY.

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OKAY, FINE, I'LL
GIVE IT A SHOT.

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[ Cheering ]

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HOT DIGGITY!

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YOU BETTER KEEP
YOUR NOSE CLEAN.

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THAT'LL BE EASY.
I NEVER WEAR THE DAMN THING.

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AH, TIME FOR MY PRECIOUS
10:00 A.M. MEETING.

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WHERE IN LEGOLAND
IS LEELA?

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I'M HERE, AND I'M
GETTING ALONG JUST
FINE, THANK YOU.

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MY WALK TO WORK
JUST TOOK A LITTLE LONGER
TODAY THAN USUAL.

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NIBBLER TOOK ME THROUGH THE ZOO
FOR SOME REASON.

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[ Belches ]

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[ Groans ]

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LEELA, A LITTLE HELP
IS NOTHING TO BE
EMBARRASSED ABOUT.

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LIKE, MAYBE I COULD
DO YOUR MAKEUP.

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I DON'T NEED HELP.

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FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I DID THIS ALL BY MYSELF.

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YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!

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INCIDENTALLY, MY FAVORITE
ARTIST IS PICASSO.

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WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK
AT THE RESTAURANT.

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ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE TO FILL IN
FOR ME WHILE I'M GONE.

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BETTER YET, I'LL BUILD SOMEONE
TO FILL IN FOR YOU.

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SOME KIND OF GAMMA-POWERED
MECHANICAL MONSTER

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WITH FREEWAY ON-RAMPS FOR ARMS

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AND A HEART
AS BLACK AS COAL.

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WELL, IF THAT NEW GUY CAN'T
HANDLE THINGS, GIVE ME A CALL.

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I'M DONE SIPHONING OUT
THE GREASE TRAP.

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I THINK I NEED A MINT.

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SO, UH,
WHAT JOB DO I MOVE UP TO?

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PASTRY CHEF? SAUCIER? SOUP GUY?

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BAM!

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[ Grumbling ]
YEAH... BAM YOURSELF.

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HEY, WHO ARE THEY?

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LET'S JUST SAY
THEY'RE VERY GOOD CUSTOMERS

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AND I'M NOT ANSWERING
ANY MORE QUESTIONS.

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ARE THEY
THE ROBOT MAFIA?
YES.

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YOU CALL THIS A TABLE?

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YOU CALL THIS A TABLE?

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I WOULDN'T HIT A GUY
OVER THE HEAD WITH THIS TABLE.

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YOU HEAR THAT?

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THE DON-BOT DON'T LIKE IT.

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I OUGHT TO CLAMP YOU!

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YOU WANT TO BE CLAMPED?!

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WHOA, WHOA,
CALM DOWN, CLAMPS.

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THE BOSS, HE LIKES A WALL

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AGAINST WHICH HIS BACK
CAN BE PUT AGAINST...

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SUCH AS LIKE THIS THERE.

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BUT THAT TABLE'S
ALREADY--

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AH, LET ME BUS THAT
FOR YOU GENTLEMEN.

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NO. WHAT I MEANT TO DO WAS--

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[ All Screaming ]

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

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MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
AND GET OUT!

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[ Grunting ]

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HMM, I LIKE THIS GUY'S
LACK OF STYLE.

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[ Clamps ]
SO'S I FINALLY GIVE THIS GUY

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A PAIR OF CEMENT SHOES,
WHICH HE LIKES

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'CAUSE THEY'RE LIGHTER
THAN HIS LEAD ONES.

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HEY, YOU THINK
THIS COMPUTES OVER HERE?

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WHERE'S ALL MY CHANGE?
I GAVE YOU A 100.

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NO, YOU GAVE ME A 50.

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00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,254
OH, NO, I DIDN'T.
YEAH, YOU DID.

238
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,255
HEY, YOU TRYING TO STEAL
FROM THE DON-BOT?

239
00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,490
I'M TRYING,
BUT HE'S NOT MAKING IT EASY.

240
00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,663
[ Chuckling ]

241
00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,366
[ Chuckling ]
[ Chuckling ]

242
00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:03,602
GET A LOAD OF THE BALL BEARINGS
ON THIS GUY, HUH?

243
00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:04,772
I LIKE YOU, KID.

244
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,373
HERE'S SOMETHING
FOR YOUR TROUBLE.

245
00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:07,539
IT'S MONEY.

246
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,676
WOW, THANKS.

247
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,778
HEY, YOU EARNED THAT 50 BUCKS.

248
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:11,879
YOU GAVE ME A 20.

249
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,113
I DID? OH, I'M SORRY.

250
00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:15,115
I MEANT-- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

251
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,649
[ Chuckling ]

252
00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:17,985
[ Laughing ]

253
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,787
I GOT A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT YOU.

254
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,288
SAY, YOU WANT TO WORK FOR ME
AS A HIRED GOON?

255
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,389
ARE YOU KIDDING?

256
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,658
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BREAK INTO GOONING.

257
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,661
HEY, ELZAR, I QUIT!

258
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,129
'KAY!

259
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,965
WE'RE GOING TO TRY YOU OUT
WITH A LITTLE DELIVERY JOB.

260
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,902
IT'S FOR A, UH,
PRIVATE LOTTERY THAT WE RUN.

261
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,169
WOW! YOU GUYS RUN NUMBERS?

262
00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:40,006
WELL, NOTHING FANCY--
YOU KNOW, ONES AND ZEROS MOSTLY.

263
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,142
JUST TAKE THIS DISK
OVER TO THE POOL HALL

264
00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:44,845
AND GIVE IT TO SAMMY
"THE MECHANICAL BULL" GRAVANO

265
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,346
AND WATCH OUT FOR THE COPS.

266
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,881
THAT'S JUST WHAT MY MOM
USED TO TELL ME.

267
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:53,253
[ Band Music Playing ]

268
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:55,554
[ All ]
WHOO!

269
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,663
[ Gulping ]

270
00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:05,698
[ Satisfied Sigh ]

271
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:07,634
THAT'S SOME FINE OIL-ADE, SON.

272
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,703
WE COULD USE A MAN LIKE YOU
IN THE ROBOT MAFIA...

273
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,504
WHICH I'M SORT OF IN.

274
00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:15,008
[ Cockney Accent ]
YOU FLATTER ME, KIND GOON

275
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,876
BUT I'M ONLY PROGRAMMED
TO SELL OIL-ADE

276
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,745
AND WRITE
IN CUTE BACKWARDS LETTERS

277
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,013
LIKE ON THE SIGN HERE.

278
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,514
AW, CRAP.

279
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,816
THE COPS.

280
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,216
SEEN ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY?

281
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:27,419
NOPE, BUT CHECK OUT
TODAY'S "MARMADUKE."

282
00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:28,554
SOLID.

283
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,591
HEY, IT'S
THAT SKEL FROM ELZAR'S.

284
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,193
UNDERCOVER PURSUIT
IN PROGRESS...

285
00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:35,261
BABY.

286
00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:39,932
[ Whistling ]

287
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,268
GOTCHA!

288
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,602
WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM, OFFICERS?

289
00:11:43,635 --> 00:11:44,738
WAS I SPEEDING?

290
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,405
WE'LL DECIDE WHAT
YOU WERE DOING

291
00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:47,639
AFTER AN ILLEGAL SEARCH.

292
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,976
[ Door Creaks ]
[ Bender Giggling ]

293
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,510
HE'S CLEAN.

294
00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:53,080
SMELLS NICE, TOO.

295
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,548
BETTER THAN ME?
AW, YEAH.

296
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,320
COURTESY OF MR. BENDER.

297
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,289
NICE JOB, BENDER.

298
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,758
YOU PASSED THE TEST.

299
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,995
YOU WANT TO JOIN ME,
CLAMPS AND JOEY MOUSEPAD

300
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,764
AT OUR, UH, SOCIAL CLUB
TOMORROW NIGHT?

301
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,299
UH, I'D RATHER PLAN
SOME FELONIES.

302
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,302
OH. THEN WE SHOULD MEET
AT OUR MAFIA CRIME HEADQUARTERS.

303
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,575
DON-BOT,
I BEG YOU.

304
00:12:22,674 --> 00:12:25,278
I CAN'T MAKE
THIS WEEK'S
LOAN PAYMENT.

305
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:29,649
LOOK INTO YOUR HARD DRIVE
AND OPEN YOUR "MERCY" FILE.

306
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,818
FILE NOT FOUND.

307
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:39,625
[ Sputtering ]

308
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,129
LET THAT BE A WARNING TO YOU.

309
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,965
THANK YOU, DON-BOT.

310
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:45,966
JOEY

311
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,934
CLAMPS, DONNIE B.

312
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,503
HEY, LISTEN, BENDER,
WE GOT A BIG SCORE PLANNED

313
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,105
BUT, UH, WE NEED SOME MUSCLE.

314
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,539
A LITTLE OF THIS, HUH?

315
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,341
HO-HO-HO!
THIS GUY'S AN OX.

316
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,309
HE'S GOT OXEN-LIKE STRENGTH.

317
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,011
HEY, HE NEEDS
A NICKNAME, RIGHT?

318
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,712
LET'S CALL HIM "CLAMPS."

319
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:01,815
CLAMPS?

320
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,817
THAT'S MY NAME, YOU NUMSKULL!

321
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,818
DON'T MAKE ME CLAMP YOU ONE!

322
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,019
HOW ABOUT BLOTTO?

323
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,322
IT'S GRITTY,
IT'S GOT STREET-CRED

324
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,958
PLUS, I CAN KEEP MY
MONOGRAMMED SLIPPERS.

325
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,192
GOOD THINKING. HEY!

326
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,561
NOW, THIS SCORE AIN'T GONNA BE

327
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,163
NO CAKEWALK
IN THE TEA PARK, ALL RIGHT?

328
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,697
THERE MAY BE SOME DEATH-KILLING.

329
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,967
IT'S GOING TO BE
CLAMP THIS, CLAMP THAT

330
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,335
BADDA-CLIMP, BADDA-CLAMP.

331
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,136
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BLOTTO?
YOU IN?

332
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,504
IT'S FUNNY.

333
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,807
UNTIL NOW, I ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE A GANGSTER.

334
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,342
SO THE ANSWER'S YES.

335
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,346
HEY, HEY, WAY TO
GO, WAY TO BE,
WAY TO SHOOT.

336
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,182
NOW, SINCE WE'LL
BE COMMITTING CRIMES

337
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,250
WHICH MAY BE AGAINST THE LAW,
I SUGGEST YOU HAVE AN ALIBI.

338
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,220
AN ALIBI, HUH?

339
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,456
[ Bender Groaning ]

340
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,460
I DON'T FEEL GOOD.

341
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,361
I'M GENUINELY SICK.

342
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,030
BUT WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE OFF.

343
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,831
WE GOT TO EAT
OUR BLAST-OFF SUNDAES.

344
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:53,900
I CAN'T MOVE.

345
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,336
Oh, I think
I'm going to output.

346
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,904
OKAY, YOU STAY IN BED.

347
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,072
I'LL EAT YOURS.

348
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,472
[ Footsteps Walking Away ]

349
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,142
[ Tape Rewinding ]

350
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,509
BENDER'S SICK.

351
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,510
[ Beep ]

352
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,479
HMM, NEED ANY HELP
TAKING OFF?

353
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,081
I'M FINE, THANK YOU.

354
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,118
A REAL PILOT CAN
NAVIGATE BY FEEL ALONE.

355
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,855
THAT'S COMING
OUT OF YOUR PAY.

356
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:20,360
[ Sobbing ]

357
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,999
YOU KNOW THE SECRET
OF TRADITIONAL ROBOT COOKING?

358
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,567
START WITH A GOOD
HIGH-QUALITY OIL.

359
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,701
THEN EAT IT.

360
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,538
SO, UH, WHAT'S
THIS BIG SCORE ANYWAY?

361
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,874
WE'RE HEISTING A SHIPMENT
OF ZUBAN CIGARS.

362
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,777
ZUBANS?! THOSE ARE THE FINEST
CIGARS IN THE UNIVERSE.

363
00:14:37,809 --> 00:14:39,913
I CAN STINK UP
A WHOLE MATERNITY WARD

364
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,313
WITH ONE OF THOSE THINGS.

365
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,115
YO, THERE'S OUR PIGEON NOW.

366
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,884
LET'S SHOOT BULLETS
OUT OF OUR GUNS.

367
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,153
[ Gasps ]

368
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,772
ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S THE BATTLE PLAN.

369
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,941
WE SHOOT, THEY SURRENDER,
WE GO ABOARD

370
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,542
SOMEBODY DOES SOME CLAMPING

371
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,477
THEN WE HEIST THE CIGARS
AND GO HOME.

372
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,179
AND ALL WITHOUT
KILLING ANYONE.

373
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,581
[ Whistles ]

374
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,515
THIS GANG'S GOT
SOME FRESH, NEW IDEAS.

375
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:17,649
I ADMIRE THAT.

376
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,519
OH, WE'LL KILL
THEM, ALL RIGHT.

377
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,153
WE GOT THEM
HEAVILY OUT-CLAMPED.

378
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,922
THEY WON'T KNOW
WHAT CLAMPED THEM!

379
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,158
- [ Gul ] s
- [ Gulping Loud ] y

380
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,296
WOW, IT'S TOO BAD
YOU CAN'T SEE, LEELA

381
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:32,099
'CAUSE THERE'S
A COOL SHIP OUT THERE
SHOOTING AT SOMEBODY.

382
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,299
WHOA!
WHOA!

383
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,335
[ Grunting ]
I'M TAKING
EVASIVE ACTION.

384
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,437
UH, LEELA?

385
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,206
STOP BOTHERING ME, FRY.

386
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,673
I NEED FULL CONCENTRATION.

387
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,322
[ Whimpers ]

388
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,696
EYESIGHT IS FOR CHUMPS.

389
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,832
THEIR DESIRE TO KEEP LIVING
SHOWS ME NO RESPECT.

390
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:09,369
HEY, BLOTTO, ROLL DOWN
THE WINDOW AND START SHOOTING.

391
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,203
UM-- OH, UH--

392
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,539
[ Window Creaking ]

393
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,375
[ Imitating Gunfire ]

394
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,251
[ Groaning In Pain ]

395
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,719
OOH, HE GOT ME!

396
00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:29,088
OH! WHAT A SHOT THAT GUY IS.

397
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,191
WAIT, WHY DO THE RAISED LETTERS

398
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,326
THAT NORMALLY SAY "TURN MASTER
STEERING WHEEL COMPANY"

399
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,961
SAY "NIBBLER"?

400
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,364
OH, NO!

401
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,169
I'm back at the wheel, Fry.

402
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,636
Everything's under control.

403
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:45,971
GREAT, GREAT.

404
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,575
THE ONE TIME I FORGOT
TO BUY FLIGHT INSURANCE.

405
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,014
AAH! THEY'RE COMING
STRAIGHT TOWARD
OUR PROXIMITY!

406
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,250
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE
THEM THE CLAMPS, CLAMPS.

407
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,686
GEE, YOU THINK?

408
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,422
YOU THINK THAT MAYBE
I SHOULD USE THESE CLAMPS

409
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,023
THAT I USE EVERY DAY
AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY?

410
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:07,926
YOU'RE A FREAKIN' GENIUS,
YOU IDIOT!

411
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,171
[ Grunting ]

412
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,638
THE ENGINE'S STALLED.

413
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,540
I'M TRYING
THE MANUAL FUEL PUMP.

414
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,242
[ Whimpering ]

415
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,377
[ Door Sliding Open ]
[ Screams ]

416
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,314
HELLO, WE'RE THE ROBOT MAFIA--

417
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,548
THE ENTIRE ROBOT MAFIA.

418
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:30,950
WE'RE HERE
TO STEAL YOUR CIGARS.

419
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:32,684
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH THIS.

420
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,920
UNLESS YOU
LET US LIVE.

421
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,488
THEN YOU'LL GET OFF SCOT-FREE.

422
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:36,989
JOEY, CLAMPS...

423
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,726
HURRY UP AND BLINDFOLD THEM
BEFORE THEY SEE US SOME MORE.

424
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,394
HEY, BOSS

425
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,630
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
BEAT US TO IT.

426
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,830
[ Laughing ]

427
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,634
I'LL ASSUME THAT'S A JOKE
AT M EXPENSE.

428
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,836
WELL, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!

429
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,438
HEE-YA!
OOH!

430
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,905
HEY, WHERE'S BLOTTO?

431
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,576
HE SHOULD BE HERE
LEARNING THE TRADE.

432
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:02,249
[ British Accent ]
SORRY I'M TARDY, OLD BEAN.

433
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,983
I WAS JUST ENJOYING A RATHER
TASTY WATERCRESS SANDWICH.

434
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,453
HEY, HE'S MORE CLASSY
THAN I REALIZED.

435
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,788
TIE UP THE PRISONERS.

436
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:10,656
CAPITAL IDEA, OLD SPORT.

437
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,796
[ Whimpering ]

438
00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:18,964
[ Yapping And Panting ]

439
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,103
I SAY, GET THE HELL OFF ME.

440
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:25,971
THAT GUY SOUNDS
FAMILIAR.

441
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,006
OOF!

442
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,775
[ Squeals ]

443
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,045
MY WORD, WHAT HAVE WE--

444
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:34,513
[ Gasps ]

445
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,349
[ Bender Sputtering ]

446
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,352
NOTHING TO SEE HERE,
OLD GIRL.

447
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,288
HEY, BOSS,
THIS HERE CREW LIST

448
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,888
LISTS A ROBOT
ON THIS CREW HERE.

449
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:46,326
ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU
TO FIND HIM AND PLUG HIM

450
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,161
THEN UNPLUG HIM.

451
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:48,994
[ Gasps ]
NO!

452
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,396
I GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE

453
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,165
IN STORE FOR THAT GUY--
THE CLAMPS!

454
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,567
HUH?

455
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,134
[ Evil Laughter ]

456
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,304
UH, WAIT...

457
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,671
OLD SPICE.

458
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,673
UH, LET ME HAVE A GO
AT THIS MECHANIZED CHAP.

459
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,910
I CAN BE
QUITE THE ROUGH CUSTOMER.

460
00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:07,513
OH, NO, POOR BENDER.

461
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,681
[ Bender Groaning ]

462
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,583
[ Normal Voice ]
I DON'T FEEL GOOD.

463
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,551
[ Glass Breaking,
Punches Landing ]

464
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,853
[ British Accent ]
CHEW ON THIS!

465
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,387
[ Punches Landing ]

466
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,855
WHAT-HO!

467
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:18,691
TAKE THAT, YOU TWIT!

468
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,228
NO, STOP IT!

469
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,596
[ Tape Rewinding ]

470
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,804
THAT'S THE LAST OF THEM.

471
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,406
ALL RIGHT, NOW, LET'S
MAFIA THINGS UP A BIT.

472
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,174
JOEY, BURN DOWN THE SHIP.

473
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,809
CLAMPS, BURN DOWN THE CREW.

474
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,378
[ Gangster-like ]
UH, DONNIE, BABY

475
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,513
GIVE ME
A CHANCE HERE, HUH?

476
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,048
YOUSE GUYS SKEDADDLE.

477
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,050
LET ME TAKE CARE
OF THE DOITY WOIK.

478
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,885
HEY, I LIKE
YOUR ATTITUDE

479
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,587
AND YOUR
LATEST ACCENT.

480
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,190
KEEP IT UP AND I
MIGHT JUST GET YOU

481
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,326
YOUR OWN PAIR
OF CLAMPS, HUH?

482
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,527
THE CLAMPS--

483
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,363
[ Mumbling
Angrily ]

484
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,197
CLAMPS, CLAMPS, CLAMPS.

485
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,632
PHEW.

486
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:06,172
LEELA, WE MAY NOT HAVE
MUCH TIME LEFT

487
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:09,776
SO LET'S SPEND ALL OF IT
REMINISCING ABOUT BENDER.

488
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,979
HE WAS LIKE A BIG COMPUTER
THAT RAN ON MAGIC.

489
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,346
[ Clearing Throat ]

490
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,815
HELP! HELP!

491
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:16,949
BENDER.

492
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,049
YOU'RE OKAY.

493
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,519
YES, I AM,

494
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,020
HAVING JUST THIS MINUTE
REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS.

495
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,823
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
HOLD STILL.

496
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,558
IT'S ABOUT TO BREAK.

497
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,728
YES! YES!

498
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:29,996
ALL RIGHT!

499
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,163
YAY!
YEAH, IT BROKE,
ALL RIGHT.

500
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,166
I'M TELLING YOU--

501
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,769
LEELA WAS COOL,
SHE WAS IN COMMAND

502
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,337
AND WHEN SHE KICKED
PEOPLE, IT HURT.

503
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,905
IT REALL HURT.

504
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,441
WELL, THIS IS THE BIG MOMENT.

505
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,875
IT'S FINALLY TIME
TO TAKE MY EYE PATCH OFF.

506
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,644
I'LL HANDLE THE SNIPPING.

507
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:48,515
AFTER ALL, I DO HAVE
THE PROPER EQUIPMENT.

508
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:53,920
[ Leela Gasps ]

509
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:55,755
I THINK IT'S BLOTTO--

510
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,290
THAT GANGSTER I SAW
WHEN MY PATCH FELL OFF.

511
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:00,492
[ Whimpering ]

512
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,596
PROFESSOR?

513
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,965
WHERE WERE YOU
AT 10:00 P.M. LAST NIGHT?

514
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,468
WHERE AM I NOW?

515
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,001
[ Doorbell Chimes ]

516
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,338
[ Gasps ]

517
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,040
SO THEY SENT A HELPLESS
CHILD TO KILL ME.

518
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,609
WELL, I'M NOT GOING OUT
WITHOUT A FIGHT. HEE-YA!

519
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,111
[ Gasps ]

520
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,448
FINE KICK, SIR,
BUT I'M ACTUALLY HERE

521
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:24,182
TO DELIVER YOUR CUT
FROM THE CIGAR HEIST.

522
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:26,353
OH, SWEET LEGAL TENDER.

523
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,355
[ Gulping Loudly ]

524
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,294
KID, TELL THE DON-BOT I'M
QUITTING ORGANIZED CRIME.

525
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,963
FROM NOW ON, I'LL STICK
TO THE REGULAR KIND.

526
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,298
[ Humming ]

527
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,532
UH, IT'S FUNNY, BENDER.

528
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,134
WITH YOU SICK
AND LEELA BLIND

529
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,336
ONLY I KNOW WHAT
REALLY WENT ON UP THERE.

530
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,538
MAYBE SOMEDAY
I'LL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY.

531
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,842
AND MAYBE SOMEDAY,
I WON'T LISTEN.

532
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,743
[ Gulping ]