1 00:00:31,481 --> 00:00:32,965 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 2 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,862 I'VE INVENTED A DEVICE WHICH ALLOWS YOU 3 00:00:35,930 --> 00:00:38,930 TO OPERATE EQUIPMENT FROM GREAT DISTANCES. 4 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,896 I CALL IT THE FINGLONGER. 5 00:00:40,965 --> 00:00:42,585 OBSERVE. 6 00:00:42,655 --> 00:00:45,171 AND... HERE WE GO... 7 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,067 THERE. 8 00:00:48,137 --> 00:00:49,344 [ All Gasping ] 9 00:00:49,412 --> 00:00:50,689 PRETTY LONG, EH? 10 00:00:50,758 --> 00:00:51,930 YEAH, IT'S REALLY LONG 11 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,137 BUT WHAT DID YOU JUST TURN ON WITH IT? 12 00:00:54,206 --> 00:00:57,206 OH, THAT'S JUST THE WHAT-IF MACHINE I INVENTED. 13 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:59,274 YOU POSE IT A "WHAT IF" QUESTION 14 00:00:59,344 --> 00:01:02,965 AND IT GENERATES A VIDEO SIMULATION OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. 15 00:01:03,033 --> 00:01:05,448 DOES IT REALLY WORK?OF COURSE IT WORKS. 16 00:01:05,516 --> 00:01:07,171 IT'S JUST NOT VERY LONG. 17 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,965 OOH, OOH, I WANT TO AXE IT A QUESTION. 18 00:01:10,034 --> 00:01:11,965 AS A ROBOT LIVING AMONG HUMANS 19 00:01:12,034 --> 00:01:15,000 I'VE NEVER REALLY FELT ACCEPTED AT PARTIES 20 00:01:15,067 --> 00:01:16,655 OR NUDE BEACHES. 21 00:01:16,724 --> 00:01:20,240 SO, I'VE ALWAYS SECRETLY WONDERED... 22 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:23,067 WHAT IF I WAS 500 FEET TALL? 23 00:01:23,137 --> 00:01:25,137 LET'S WATCH, SHALL WE? 24 00:01:37,516 --> 00:01:38,655 [ Loud Belch ] 25 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:40,516 MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 26 00:01:53,758 --> 00:01:58,826 [ Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" Playing ] 27 00:02:03,965 --> 00:02:08,550 AW, I'M SO LONELY SINCE I CAME TO THE FUTURE. 28 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:10,033 WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND? 29 00:02:10,103 --> 00:02:11,310 [ Angry Quack ]OW! 30 00:02:15,448 --> 00:02:17,310 [ Groans ] 31 00:02:17,378 --> 00:02:19,275 AW! 32 00:02:19,343 --> 00:02:20,343 [ Gasps ] 33 00:02:20,413 --> 00:02:21,896 WHO ARE YOU? 34 00:02:21,965 --> 00:02:25,413 I'M A BIG ROBOT AND I WANT A BIG CEREAL. 35 00:02:25,481 --> 00:02:28,793 YOU, TOO? WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND? 36 00:02:28,861 --> 00:02:30,826 PUT HER THERE, PAL. 37 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:33,586 I MEANT YOUR WALLET. 38 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:35,826 THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO.♪ MMMBOP BA-DUBA-DOP ♪ 39 00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:38,826 ♪ BA-DU-BOP, BA-DU-DOP ♪ 40 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:41,688 ♪ BA-DU-BOP, BA-DU-DOP ♪ 41 00:02:41,758 --> 00:02:43,206 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 42 00:02:43,275 --> 00:02:45,481 ♪ MMMBOP BA-DUBA-DOP ♪ 43 00:02:45,550 --> 00:02:48,310 ♪ BA-DU-BOP, BA-DU-DOP ♪ 44 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:50,240 ♪ BA-DU-BOP, BA-DU-DOP ♪ 45 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:51,378 ♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪ 46 00:02:51,448 --> 00:02:53,758 ♪ MMMBOP BA-DUBA-DOP ♪ 47 00:02:53,826 --> 00:02:55,240 ♪ BA-DU-BOP, BA-DU-DOP ♪ 48 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:59,655 ♪ BA-DU-BOP, BA-DU-DOP ♪ 49 00:02:59,723 --> 00:03:01,378 ♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪ 50 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,793 ♪ MMMBOP BA-DUBA-DOP... ♪ 51 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:29,620 AH, YEAH, THAT CALMS THE SHAKES. 52 00:03:29,688 --> 00:03:30,931 HEY! 53 00:03:32,793 --> 00:03:34,861 [ Giggling ] 54 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:36,413 OKAY, OKAY, COME ON NOW. 55 00:03:36,481 --> 00:03:39,171 STOP! THE ROBOT'S NOT YOUR ENEMY. 56 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,930 HE'S JUST A POOR, MISUNDERSTOOD.... 57 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,103 [ Screaming ] 58 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,275 [ Sniffing ] 59 00:03:49,343 --> 00:03:51,378 AW! 60 00:03:58,516 --> 00:04:00,033 WELL, THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 61 00:04:00,103 --> 00:04:01,310 [ Loud Crashing ] 62 00:04:01,378 --> 00:04:02,758 THERE GOES ANOTHER NEIGHBORHOOD. 63 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:03,931 WE'RE JERKED. 64 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,240 NOTHING CAN STOP A MONSTER THAT BIG. 65 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:08,965 NOTHING EXCEPT AN EVEN EQUALLY BIG MONSTER. 66 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:13,137 THIS IS A CHANCE TO TRY OUT MY EXPERIMENTAL ENLARGING RAY 67 00:04:13,205 --> 00:04:15,137 BUT WE'LL NEED A GUINEA PIG. 68 00:04:17,862 --> 00:04:19,793 [ Sniffing ] 69 00:04:19,862 --> 00:04:21,964 WHAT'S THIS? 70 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:24,033 TWO MEALS IN ONE WEEK? 71 00:04:24,103 --> 00:04:26,067 [ Noisy Chewing ] 72 00:04:27,379 --> 00:04:28,757 GOT YOU!SUCKER! 73 00:04:28,826 --> 00:04:31,033 FRIENDS, HELP! A GUINEA PIG TRICKED ME. 74 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,620 [ High-pitched Whirring ] 75 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:35,930 WHAT? 76 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:41,689 SO, NOW ZOIDBERG IS BIG, HUH? 77 00:04:41,757 --> 00:04:43,896 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 78 00:04:43,965 --> 00:04:47,379 WHO'S INTIMIDATING WHO NOW, BIG CITY? 79 00:04:47,447 --> 00:04:50,310 HELLO, MR. CHASE MANHATTAN BANK. 80 00:04:50,379 --> 00:04:53,481 DENY MY CREDIT CARD APPLICATION, WILL YOU? 81 00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:56,654 [ Roaring ] 82 00:04:56,723 --> 00:04:59,689 AH, THE FAMED APOLLO THEATER. 83 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:02,379 BOO ME OFF STAGE ON OPEN-MIKE NIGHT, HUH? 84 00:05:02,447 --> 00:05:04,240 I'LL SHOW YOU. 85 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:07,000 [ Roaring ] 86 00:05:07,067 --> 00:05:09,172 HEY, I CALLED THIS CITY. 87 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,137 QUIT TOUCHING MY STUFF. 88 00:05:11,206 --> 00:05:12,723 TELL IT TO THE CLAW. 89 00:05:12,793 --> 00:05:15,723 BITE MY COLOSSAL METAL ASS. 90 00:05:16,862 --> 00:05:18,793 [ People Screaming ] 91 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,000 [ Loud Sucking ] 92 00:05:22,516 --> 00:05:24,516 [ Sputtering ] 93 00:05:49,103 --> 00:05:50,481 [ Loud Belch ] 94 00:05:52,447 --> 00:05:54,930 WHO WANTS LOBSTER BISQUE? 95 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,447 HMM? 96 00:05:56,516 --> 00:05:58,240 [ Screaming ] 97 00:05:58,310 --> 00:06:01,550 [ Evil Laughter ] 98 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:02,964 HEY, BENDER 99 00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:05,103 WANT TO MAKE SHRINKY DINKS? 100 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:07,310 [ Roaring ] 101 00:06:07,379 --> 00:06:08,826 [ Yelling ] 102 00:06:08,896 --> 00:06:10,550 [ Gasping ] 103 00:06:11,689 --> 00:06:15,689 WHO PUT THIS IN HERE? 104 00:06:21,654 --> 00:06:24,310 NO! 105 00:06:27,826 --> 00:06:29,447 ARE YOU PEOPLE SATISFIED? 106 00:06:29,516 --> 00:06:32,067 THIS GENTLE VISITOR IS DYING 107 00:06:32,137 --> 00:06:35,516 AND WE'LL NEVER EVEN KNOW WHY HE CAME. 108 00:06:35,586 --> 00:06:37,310 I'LL... TELL YOU... 109 00:06:37,379 --> 00:06:39,896 WITH MY FINAL BREATH. 110 00:06:39,965 --> 00:06:42,379 [ Muttering ] 111 00:06:42,447 --> 00:06:46,274 I CAME HERE WITH A SIMPLE DREAM-- 112 00:06:46,343 --> 00:06:50,516 A DREAM OF KILLING ALL HUMANS 113 00:06:50,586 --> 00:06:54,620 AND THIS IS HOW IT MUST END? 114 00:06:54,689 --> 00:07:00,103 WHO'S THE REAL SEVEN-BILLION-TON ROBOT MONSTER HERE? 115 00:07:00,172 --> 00:07:03,000 NOT... I. 116 00:07:05,067 --> 00:07:08,620 NOT... I. 117 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,240 [ Gasps ] 118 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:14,172 GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE. 119 00:07:16,516 --> 00:07:19,240 [ Announcer ] INTERESTING STUFF. 120 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:21,343 STAY TUNED FOR MORE: 121 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:29,206 [ Farnsworth ] WELL, LEELA, 122 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:31,413 CARE TO GIVE THE WHAT-IF MACHINE A WHIRL? 123 00:07:31,481 --> 00:07:32,793 MAYBE LATER. 124 00:07:32,862 --> 00:07:35,172 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ASK ABOUT. 125 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,172 COME ON, WOMAN, JUST PICK SOMETHING. 126 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,862 YEAH, BE MORE IMPULSIVE, LIKE THIS. 127 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,274 GO, MAN, GO. 128 00:07:45,586 --> 00:07:50,206 I CAN BE REALLY IMPULSIVE. IT JUST TAKES ME AWHILE. 129 00:07:50,274 --> 00:07:52,033 [ Humming Tune ] 130 00:07:52,103 --> 00:07:53,447 ALL RIGHT, PROFESSOR, LET'S DO IT. 131 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:56,137 MAKE THAT MACHINE SHOW ME WHAT WOULD HAPPEN 132 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:58,103 IF I WAS A LITTLE MORE IMPULSIVE. 133 00:07:58,172 --> 00:07:59,343 JUST A LITTLE. 134 00:08:01,137 --> 00:08:02,033 NOT TOO MUCH. 135 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:07,413 HEY, GUYS, LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT ON A WILD IMPULSE-- 136 00:08:07,482 --> 00:08:09,033 NEW BOOTS. 137 00:08:09,103 --> 00:08:12,620 THEY'RE LIKE MY OLD ONES BUT WITH A CRAZY GREEN STRIPE. 138 00:08:12,689 --> 00:08:13,964 WHOO! 139 00:08:14,033 --> 00:08:16,447 NEVER KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO NEXT. 140 00:08:16,516 --> 00:08:18,172 [ Humming Tune ] 141 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,550 [ Sighs ] 142 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,689 LEELA, COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A MOMENT? 143 00:08:21,757 --> 00:08:24,447 I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU. 144 00:08:24,516 --> 00:08:27,137 I CAN'T LIVE FOREVER AND I NEED AN HEIR-- 145 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:29,137 SOMEONE TO SPEND MY VAST RICHES 146 00:08:29,206 --> 00:08:33,172 AND TAKE CARE OF MY MAN-EATING ANTEATERS WHEN I'M GONE. 147 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,724 [ Noisy Chewing ] 148 00:08:35,793 --> 00:08:38,481 THE OTHERS SIMPLY AREN'T LEVELHEADED ENOUGH. 149 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,826 THEY'RE TOO IMPULSIVE-- NOT LIKE YOU. 150 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:45,000 NOT LIKE OLD, PREDICTABLE, DULL-AS-DISHWATER LEELA. 151 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,172 HELLO? NEW BOOTS. 152 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,793 THAT'S WHY I'VE MADE YOU MY SOLE HEIR. 153 00:08:49,861 --> 00:08:51,206 THE DAY I DIE 154 00:08:51,274 --> 00:08:53,826 YOU'LL BE A VERY WEALTHY WOMAN. 155 00:08:53,895 --> 00:08:57,136 OH, MY, YES... INCREDIBLY WEALTHY. 156 00:08:57,206 --> 00:08:59,102 THE DAY I DIE... 157 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,826 BECAUSE YOU'RE SO UN-IMPULSIVE. 158 00:09:02,344 --> 00:09:03,793 [ Karate Yell ] 159 00:09:03,861 --> 00:09:05,344 OH! HUH? 160 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:07,758 [ Noisy Chewing ] 161 00:09:07,826 --> 00:09:09,654 OH, YOU'VE KILLED ME! 162 00:09:09,724 --> 00:09:10,965 YOU'VE KILLED ME! 163 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:13,033 OH, GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 164 00:09:13,102 --> 00:09:15,688 I JUST TOLD YOU. YOU'VE KILLED ME! 165 00:09:15,758 --> 00:09:17,172 [ Noisy Chewing ] 166 00:09:19,895 --> 00:09:22,551 OKAY, JUST TRY TO BE NONCHALANT. 167 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:25,551 [ Whistling Tune ] 168 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:27,931 ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE NONCHALANT. 169 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 QUIT RUBBING OUR NOSES IN IT. 170 00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:32,136 SWEET GIANT ANTEATER OF SANTA ANITA! 171 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:35,102 THE PROFESSOR'S BEEN EATEN BY GIANT ANTEATERS! 172 00:09:35,172 --> 00:09:36,379 OH!WHAT?! 173 00:09:36,447 --> 00:09:39,000 IF YOU ASK ME, IT'S MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS. 174 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:40,620 I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE... 175 00:09:40,688 --> 00:09:42,240 RIGHT AFTER I FLUSH SOME THINGS. 176 00:09:42,309 --> 00:09:44,758 POLICE, BAH. NOSY MEDDLERS. 177 00:09:44,826 --> 00:09:46,413 IT SO HAPPENS I HAVE 178 00:09:46,481 --> 00:09:50,861 MAIL-ORDER DEGREES IN MURDEROLOGY AND MURDERONOMY. 179 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:52,965 ZOIDBERG IS AFOOT. 180 00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:55,551 PERHAPS THE PROFESSOR'S FILES CAN CLEAR THINGS UP. 181 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:58,274 LET'S SEE, CITATION FOR PUBLIC NUDITY 182 00:09:58,344 --> 00:10:00,586 CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT PUBLIC NUDITY. 183 00:10:00,654 --> 00:10:03,206 AHA! A NEW WILL NAMING... 184 00:10:03,274 --> 00:10:04,551 [ Gasps ] 185 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,067 YOUAS HIS SOLE HEIR! 186 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:08,309 THAT DOESN'T PROVE I KILLED HIM. 187 00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,654 IT'S A VIDEO WILL. IT SHOWS YOU KILLING HIM. 188 00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:17,309 [ Karate Yells ] 189 00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:19,000 [ Hermes Screaming ] 190 00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:21,517 ALL RIGHT, ANTEATER NUMBER ONE, WHO ARE YOU PROTECTING? 191 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:23,136 IS IT ANTEATER NUMBER TWO? 192 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:26,172 DON'T STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT ME. 193 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,274 I NEED A NAME. [ Snorting ] 194 00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:30,551 WHAT? HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT? 195 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:31,793 [ Chopping Sounds ] 196 00:10:31,861 --> 00:10:33,793 [ Hermes ] WHAT ARE YOU HACKING OFF? 197 00:10:33,861 --> 00:10:38,274 IS IT MY TORSO? IT IS! MY PRECIOUS TORSO! 198 00:10:38,344 --> 00:10:41,688 HERMES, QUIET. I'M DEDUCING THINGS. 199 00:10:41,758 --> 00:10:43,413 [ Garbage Disposal Running ] 200 00:10:43,481 --> 00:10:44,620 [ Grunting ] 201 00:10:44,688 --> 00:10:46,586 WHAT DO YOU GOT? DISPOSAL TROUBLE? 202 00:10:46,654 --> 00:10:47,793 NO! EVERYTHING'S JUST-- 203 00:10:47,861 --> 00:10:49,551 SURE IS SHOCKING ABOUT THE PROFESSOR, HUH? 204 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:52,206 AND NOW HERMES IS MYSTERIOUSLY MISSING. 205 00:10:52,274 --> 00:10:54,688 ANYHOW, IT DOESN'T AFFECT ME-- BENDER. 206 00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:55,861 HEY, WHAT'S THIS? 207 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,620 HERMES' DREADLOCKS? AND HIS ARM? 208 00:10:57,688 --> 00:10:59,136 LEELA, I'M SHOCKED. 209 00:10:59,206 --> 00:11:03,724 FOOD GOES IN THE DISPOSAL. HAIR AND FLESH GO IN THE TRASH. 210 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,965 I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T STOP. 211 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,067 WELL, WAIT. 212 00:11:07,136 --> 00:11:09,000 DON'T YOU CARE THAT I MURDERED HERMES? 213 00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:10,309 NOT EVEN A LITTLE. 214 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,067 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MURDER 215 00:11:12,136 --> 00:11:14,379 JUST AS LONG AS YOU LET BENDER WET HIS BEAK. 216 00:11:14,447 --> 00:11:15,758 YOU'RE BLACKMAILING ME? 217 00:11:15,826 --> 00:11:17,793 BLACKMAIL IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD. 218 00:11:17,861 --> 00:11:19,102 I PREFER EXTORTION. 219 00:11:19,172 --> 00:11:21,102 THE "X" MAKES IT SOUND COOL. 220 00:11:22,274 --> 00:11:24,206 PLEASE, HONEY, I'M MADE OF METAL. 221 00:11:24,274 --> 00:11:26,688 LIKE YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO HURT ME WITH A-- 222 00:11:26,758 --> 00:11:29,240 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT MICROWAVE? 223 00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:34,447 [ Blubbering ] 224 00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:38,172 [ Bell Dings ] 225 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,206 OKAY, THAT'S IT. 226 00:11:40,274 --> 00:11:42,000 NO MORE KILLING. 227 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:44,000 NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE KILLING 228 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,724 JUST HAVE A STICK OF GUM. 229 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:48,344 NOW TO DISPOSE OF THE BODY. 230 00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:51,413 HONK, HONK. 231 00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:54,758 WOW, SPORTY GO-CART, LEELA. SO HIP AND SEXY. 232 00:11:54,826 --> 00:11:56,067 NOT LIKE YOU AT ALL. 233 00:11:57,274 --> 00:11:58,620 DO YOU HAVE ANY GUM? 234 00:11:58,688 --> 00:11:59,758 NO. 235 00:11:59,826 --> 00:12:02,102 [ Screaming ] 236 00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:05,172 [ Thunder Crashing ] 237 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,240 [ Clock Chimes ] 238 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,172 [ Noisy Chewing ] 239 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,620 AH! 240 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,102 THE GANG'S ALL HERE. 241 00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:15,379 WHO ARE YOU? 242 00:12:15,447 --> 00:12:16,586 SCRUFFY, THE JANITOR. 243 00:12:16,654 --> 00:12:18,136 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE. 244 00:12:18,206 --> 00:12:20,136 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE, NEITHER. 245 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,379 QUIET, PLEASE. 246 00:12:21,447 --> 00:12:23,965 I'VE CALLED YOU ALL HERE TO THE PARLOR 247 00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:26,517 TO WATCH AS I GRADUALLY SOLVE THE CRIME. 248 00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:29,861 ONE OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM IS A BIG MURDERER. 249 00:12:29,931 --> 00:12:32,240 [ All Gasping ] 250 00:12:32,309 --> 00:12:33,965 [ Gasps ] 251 00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:36,861 YOU SEE, THE KILLER LEFT ONE FATAL CLUE-- 252 00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:39,895 THIS BOOT PRINT ON THE PROFESSOR'S LAB COAT. 253 00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:41,379 UH... COULDN'T BE ME. 254 00:12:41,447 --> 00:12:42,688 I NEVER WEAR BOOTS. 255 00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:44,172 [ Loud Zipping ] 256 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,274 SEE? 257 00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:47,586 EWW. WHAT SMELLS LIKE BOOT FEET? 258 00:12:47,654 --> 00:12:50,136 THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS. 259 00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:51,758 OBVIOUSLY, THE MURDERER IS-- 260 00:12:51,826 --> 00:12:52,861 [ Metallic Scraping ] 261 00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:53,861 [ Splat ] 262 00:12:56,654 --> 00:12:58,447 MY NEXT CLUE CAME AT 4:15 263 00:12:58,517 --> 00:12:59,861 WHEN THE CLOCK STOPPED 264 00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:02,240 AND ANOTHER CAME TWO HOURS LATER, AT 4:15 265 00:13:02,309 --> 00:13:04,447 WHEN I DISCOVERED THE MURDERED BODY 266 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,309 OF AMY'S DEAD, DECEASED CORPSE. 267 00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:11,758 SCRUFFY KNOWS WHO KILLED THEM PEOPLE. 268 00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:14,067 IN SCRUFFY'S OPINION, IT WERE-- 269 00:13:14,136 --> 00:13:15,654 [ Metallic Scraping ] 270 00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:17,240 [ Casual Whistling ] 271 00:13:17,309 --> 00:13:19,620 SO... IT'S JUST AS I SUSPECTED ALL ALONG. 272 00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:21,688 THE CRIME IS UNSOLVABLE. 273 00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:23,136 [ Yapping ] 274 00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:27,274 [ Yelping ] 275 00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:34,826 A LETTER FROM BENDER, MY GOOD FRIEND. 276 00:13:34,895 --> 00:13:36,620 "DEAR DR. JERKBERG 277 00:13:36,688 --> 00:13:40,206 "IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I'M ALREADY DEAD. 278 00:13:40,274 --> 00:13:44,033 "THE PERSON WHO KILLED ME WAS-- WAS--" 279 00:13:44,102 --> 00:13:46,447 MY GOD. IT CAN'T BE. 280 00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:47,895 THE MURDERER. IT WAS... 281 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,240 [ Yawns ] 282 00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:50,447 I'M BORED. 283 00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:51,758 YOU'RE BORING, ZOIDBERG. 284 00:13:51,826 --> 00:13:53,206 I'M GOING TO GO WATCH TV. 285 00:13:53,274 --> 00:13:55,895 COULD YOU GET THE LIGHTS ON YOUR WAY OUT? 286 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,861 WHATCHA EATING?LOBSTER. 287 00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:02,309 YOU WANT SOME?SURE. 288 00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:04,309 YOU KNOW, I THINK I FINALLY FIGURED OUT 289 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,274 WHAT'S BEHIND ALL THESE MYSTERIOUS DEATHS. 290 00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:07,481 REALLY? 291 00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:10,620 WAS PLANET EXPRESS BUILT ON AN INDIAN GRAVEYARD? 292 00:14:10,688 --> 00:14:11,931 NO.NO? 293 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,136 NO.[ Gasps ] THEN... THEN... 294 00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:16,172 IT WAS YOU. 295 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,102 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME. 296 00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:19,965 I KILLED ONE PERSON ON IMPULSE. 297 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,586 THEN I HAD TO KILL ANOTHER AND ANOTHER. 298 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,620 WELL, THAT COVERS THE FIRST THREE KILLINGS. 299 00:14:24,688 --> 00:14:27,688 AND NOW, TO MAKE SURE YOUWON'T TALK... 300 00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:32,654 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING REALLY IMPULSIVE. 301 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,067 [ Contented Sigh ] 302 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,240 SO, FRY... 303 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,931 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE IMPULSIVE NEW ME? 304 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,274 I LIKE IT. 305 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:45,654 GOOD, NOW LET ME JUST GET THE LIGHTS. 306 00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:48,551 [ Screaming ] 307 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,895 I REALLYLIKE IT. 308 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:57,826 WHO ELSE HAS A QUESTION FOR THE WHAT-IF MACHINE? 309 00:14:57,895 --> 00:14:59,172 SCRUFFY? FRY? 310 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,620 I HAVE A QUESTION. 311 00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:02,517 WHAT IF BENDER WAS REALLY GIANT? 312 00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:04,274 YOU IDIOT, WE ALREADY SAW THAT. 313 00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,826 I KNOW, I LIKED IT. I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN. 314 00:15:06,895 --> 00:15:09,551 WE'RE NOT SEEING IT AGAIN. ASK SOMETHING LESS STUPID. 315 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:10,965 OH, ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS? 316 00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:13,102 WHAT IF I NEVER FELL INTO THAT FREEZER DOODLE 317 00:15:13,172 --> 00:15:14,551 AND CAME TO THE FUTURE JIGGY? 318 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,240 THAT QUESTION IS LESS STUPID 319 00:15:16,309 --> 00:15:19,136 THOUGH YOU ASKED IT IN A PROFOUNDLY STUPID WAY. 320 00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:23,172 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF FRY NEVER CAME TO THE FUTURE? 321 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,240 [ Noisemakers Blowing ] 322 00:15:33,826 --> 00:15:34,861 HELLO! 323 00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:37,033 PIZZA DELIVERY FOR, UH... 324 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,688 I.C. WIENER? 325 00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:40,000 OH, CRUD. 326 00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:46,274 HERE'S TO ANOTHER LOUSY MILLENNIUM. 327 00:15:49,895 --> 00:15:51,861 [ Toots ] 328 00:15:54,826 --> 00:15:55,895 OW! 329 00:15:57,102 --> 00:15:59,895 I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU FLOATING IN THE TOILET. 330 00:16:04,895 --> 00:16:05,895 WHAT IS IT? 331 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,895 IT APPEARS THAT THE VERY FABRIC 332 00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,517 OF SPACE-TIME HAS RIPPED. 333 00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:11,344 HEY, LOOK, AN UGLY, SCARED GUY. 334 00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:12,861 BOO! 335 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,517 [ Laughing ] 336 00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:17,517 [ Spooky Humming ] 337 00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:18,758 WHO ARE YOU MONSTERS? 338 00:16:18,826 --> 00:16:20,274 IS ONE OF YOU I.C. WIENER? 339 00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:23,206 IF THAT'S HIS PIZZA, THEN I'M ICY WHATEVER. 340 00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:33,172 YOU BELIEVE ME ABOUT THE MONSTERS, RIGHT, MR. PANUCCI? 341 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,861 THERE'S ONLY THREE REAL MONSTERS, KID-- 342 00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,931 DRACULA, BLACULA AND SON OF KONG. 343 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,000 NOW, QUIT PICKING YOUR NOSE AND KNEAD THAT DOUGH. 344 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,481 [ Sighs ] 345 00:16:44,654 --> 00:16:47,517 HEY, THE USUAL, PROFESSOR HAWKING? 346 00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:50,067 [ Over Voice Box ] NO, TODAY I'D LIKE SOMETHING GOOD. 347 00:16:50,136 --> 00:16:53,517 [ Laughs ] HAWKING, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. I'LL MAKE YOU THE USUAL. 348 00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:54,861 HEY, STEPHEN HAWKING. 349 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,551 AREN'T YOU THAT PHYSICIST THAT INVENTED GRAVITY? 350 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,000 SURE, WHY NOT? 351 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,517 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 352 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,274 HAS ANYONE EVER DISCOVERED A HOLE IN NOTHING WITH MONSTERS IN IT? 353 00:17:04,586 --> 00:17:05,758 'CAUSE IF I'M THE FIRST 354 00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:07,862 I WANT THEM TO CALL IT A FRY HOLE. 355 00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:10,517 THERE IS NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT. 356 00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:13,136 I MUST GO. THERE IS MUCH TO DO. 357 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,000 HEY, HAWKING, YOUR PIZZA'S READY. 358 00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:20,240 TOSS IT IN THE GARBAGE. 359 00:17:24,964 --> 00:17:26,826 [ Hawking ] THERE HE IS. SEIZE HIM. 360 00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:27,964 WHO SAID THAT? 361 00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:29,689 UH! HEY! HEY! OH! OW! NO! 362 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:30,895 THERE. 363 00:17:32,481 --> 00:17:35,000 [ Groaning ] 364 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,136 WHO AREYOU PEOPLE? 365 00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:37,689 I'M AL GORE, AND THESE 366 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:40,000 ARE MY VICE-PRESIDENTIAL ACTION RANGERS 367 00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:42,103 A GROUP OF TOP NERDS WHOSE SOLE DUTY 368 00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:45,413 IS TO PREVENT DISRUPTIONS IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM. 369 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,826 I THOUGHT YOUR SOLE DUTY WAS TO CAST THE TIE-BREAKING VOTE IN THE SENATE. 370 00:17:48,895 --> 00:17:51,654 THAT, AND PROTECT THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM. 371 00:17:51,723 --> 00:17:53,067 READ THE CONSTITUTION. 372 00:17:53,136 --> 00:17:55,895 HMM, SO I GUESS YOU'LL WANT TO SEE MY FRY HOLE. 373 00:17:55,964 --> 00:17:59,136 VERY MUCH SO, BUT FIRST, MEET THE ACTION RANGERS. 374 00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:01,344 YOU ALREADY KNOW STEPHEN HAWKING. 375 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,517 ALSO WITH US ARE NICHELLE NICHOLS 376 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:05,034 A.K.A. COMMANDER UHURA. 377 00:18:05,103 --> 00:18:08,205 INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM MCI ONE-RATE DEPARTMENT. 378 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:10,205 IT SOUNDS LIKE A LIMITED-TIME OFFER. 379 00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:11,895 TELL THEM I'M IN THE TUB. 380 00:18:11,964 --> 00:18:14,586 TO MY LEFT, YOU'LL RECOGNIZE GARY GYGAX 381 00:18:14,654 --> 00:18:16,792 INVENTOR OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS. 382 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:20,136 GREETINGS. IT'S A... PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 383 00:18:20,205 --> 00:18:22,448 AND OUR SUMMER INTERN, DEEP BLUE 384 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:25,517 THE WORLD'S FOREMOST CHESS-PLAYING COMPUTER. 385 00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:26,964 Bishop to knight four. 386 00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:30,103 NOT ALL MISSIONS CAN BE SOLVED WITH CHESS, DEEP BLUE. 387 00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:31,862 SOMEDAY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT. 388 00:18:31,931 --> 00:18:33,275 WHERE AM I, ANYWAY? 389 00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:35,448 YOU'RE TRAVELING IN A SPECIALLY EQUIPPED 390 00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:37,103 TERRESTRIAL TRANSPORT MODULE. 391 00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:38,172 A SCHOOL BUS. 392 00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:41,586 SO WHAT DO YOU NERDS WANT? 393 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,448 IT'S ABOUT THAT RIP IN SPACE-TIME THAT YOU SAW. 394 00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:46,517 I CALL IT A HAWKING HOLE. 395 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,448 NO FAIR-- I SAW IT FIRST. 396 00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:52,103 WHO IS THE JOURNAL OF QUANTUM PHYSICSGOING TO BELIEVE? 397 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,378 MR. FRY, THE TIME DISRUPTION INDICATES THAT SOME EVENT 398 00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:59,448 WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, BUT DIDN'T DUE TO A QUANTUM FLUCTUATION. 399 00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:02,344 THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO BEAT YOU WITH TENNIS RACKETS. 400 00:19:02,413 --> 00:19:05,689 IF WE DON'T GO BACK THERE AND MAKE THE EVENT HAPPEN 401 00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:08,103 THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WILL BE DESTROYED 402 00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:11,964 AND AS AN ENVIRONMENTALIST, I'M AGAINST THAT. 403 00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:13,758 [ Brakes Squealing ] 404 00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,067 SO THEN MY CHAIR TILTED BACK 405 00:19:19,136 --> 00:19:21,240 AND I ALMOST FELL INTO THIS FREEZER THINGY. 406 00:19:21,309 --> 00:19:23,378 I CALL IT A HAWKING CHAMBER. 407 00:19:23,448 --> 00:19:25,344 BUT INSTEAD OF FALLING IN AND GETTING FROZEN 408 00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:26,723 I MISSED AND WANGED MY HEAD. 409 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,758 WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 410 00:19:28,826 --> 00:19:30,758 THAT WANG TO THE HEAD SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU. 411 00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:31,895 UH, WHAT? 412 00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:33,172 LET'S FINISH THE JOB. 413 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,964 NO, WAIT! THERE MUST BE A PEACEFUL-- 414 00:19:37,136 --> 00:19:39,000 HOLD HIM DOWN.Check. 415 00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:42,792 OW! OW! 416 00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:44,240 OW! OW! 417 00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:48,481 WHOA.WHA...? 418 00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:52,103 SOMETHING'S WRONG. MURDER ISN'T WORKING AND THAT'S ALL WE'RE GOOD AT. 419 00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:55,586 LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE. MAYBE WE SHOULD... 420 00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:58,309 PUT THE DICE AWAY BEFORE I TAKE THEM AWAY. 421 00:19:58,378 --> 00:20:00,275 WAIT, I'M GETTING AN IDEA. 422 00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:02,654 WHAT IF FRY WAS SUPPOSED TO GET FROZEN? 423 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:03,826 YES. 424 00:20:03,895 --> 00:20:06,586 SHOVE HIM IN THE TUBE. IT WAS MY IDEA. 425 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,619 HEY, THERE HE IS AGAIN AND HE BROUGHT NERDS. 426 00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:13,067 TAKE THIS! 427 00:20:14,034 --> 00:20:15,275 GET IN THE TUBE, DUMMY. 428 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,723 WE ONLY HAVE A FEW SECONDS 429 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,481 BEFORE THE UNIVERSE IS DESTROYED. 430 00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,550 ALL RIGHT, BUT I NEED A WEAPON 431 00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:24,826 TO FIGHT OFF DRUNKEN ROBOTS WHEN I WAKE UP. 432 00:20:24,895 --> 00:20:27,240 HERE, TAKE MY PLUS-ONE MACE. 433 00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:30,826 OKAY, HERE I GO. 434 00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:33,862 [ Maniacal Laughter ] 435 00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:36,240 YOU FOOL! YOU FOOLISH FOOL! 436 00:20:36,309 --> 00:20:38,654 EH, WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN? 437 00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:44,654 [ Screaming ] 438 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,344 GREAT. 439 00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:59,826 THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WAS DESTROYED. 440 00:20:59,895 --> 00:21:02,240 DESTROYED? THEN WHERE ARE WE NOW? 441 00:21:02,309 --> 00:21:04,895 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I CAN DARN WELL TELL YOU 442 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,103 WHERE WE'RE NOT-- THE UNIVERSE. 443 00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:08,619 OH, ETERNITY WITH NERDS. 444 00:21:08,689 --> 00:21:11,964 IT'S THE PASADENA STAR TREK CONVENTION ALL OVER AGAIN. 445 00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:16,826 ANYONE WANT TO PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FOR THE NEXT QUADRILLION YEARS? 446 00:21:16,895 --> 00:21:18,034 YES, PLEASE.SURE. 447 00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:19,240 Pawn to rook eight. 448 00:21:19,309 --> 00:21:20,895 I'M A TENTH-LEVEL VICE PRESIDENT. 449 00:21:22,964 --> 00:21:24,895 THAT STORY WAS PREPOSTEROUS. 450 00:21:24,964 --> 00:21:27,034 STEPHEN HAWKING IN A PIZZERIA. 451 00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:31,103 THIS THING ISN'T WORTH THE GOLD IT'S MADE OF. 452 00:21:31,172 --> 00:21:34,964 ANYWAY, "THE THING LONGER" SEEMS TO BE A ROUSING SUCCESS. 453 00:21:35,034 --> 00:21:36,344 GOOD WORK. 454 00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:37,964 [ Amy ] RIGHT ON, PROFESSOR. 455 00:21:40,413 --> 00:21:42,792 SO THAT'S WHAT THINGS WOULD BE LIKE 456 00:21:42,862 --> 00:21:44,964 IF I'D INVENTED "THE THING LONGER." 457 00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:48,378 OH, A MAN CAN DREAM, THOUGH. 458 00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:51,826 A MAN CAN DREAM.