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[ Groaning ]

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[ Groaning Stops ]

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Beep Flatlines ]

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NOTIFY HIS SURVIVORS.

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* B-E-N-D-E-R

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* BENDER!

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* B-E-N-D-E-R

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* BENDER!

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* SAYING B...

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* E-N...

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* DER!

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[ Beeps ]

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[ Singing Stops ]

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MAIL CALL!

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AMY, HERE'S YOUR
DESIGNER LINGERIE CATALOG

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FRY, SADIE'S BRA PARADE

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AND, LEELA, BULK
UNDERPANTS OUTLET.

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YOU BUY ONE POUND
OF UNDERWEAR

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AND YOU'RE ON
THEIR LIST FOREVER.

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AND FOR BENDER-- UH-OH--
A BLACK-BORDERED ENVELOPE.

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OH, NO.
SOMEONE YOU KNOW MUST'VE DIED.

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[ Beeps ]

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I HOPE IT WAS ONE OF MY ENEMIES.

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THOSE GUYS SUCK.

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[ Gasps ]

27
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OH, NO!
MY UNCLE VLADIMIR.

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OH, I'M SORRY, BENDER.

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WHEN'S THE FUNERAL?

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TOMORROW AT THE FAMILY CASTLE.

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FOLLOWED BY
THE READING OF HIS WILL.

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WELL, I'M RICH.

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GOOD-BYE, LOSERS
WHOM I'VE ALWAYS HATED.

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COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.

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[ Thunder Crashing ]

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AH, PARDON ME,
MY GOOD SIMPLETON

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COULD YOU TAKE US
TO YON CASTLE?

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CASTLE?
[ Mumbling ]

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SOME SAY UNHOLY THINGS
HAPPEN UP THERE.

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FOR EXAMPLE,
ALL OF US SAY THAT.

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[ Grunts Dismissively ]

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SUPERSTITIOUS
ROBOT MUMBO JUMBO.

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MUMBO, PERHAPS;
JUMBO, PERHAPS NOT.

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WITH ALL YOUR
MODERN SCIENCE

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ARE YOU ANY CLOSER
TO UNDERSTANDING

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THE MYSTERY OF HOW
A ROBOT WALKS OR TALKS?

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YES, YOU IDIOT.

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THE CIRCUIT DIAGRAM IS

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RIGHT HERE ON THE INSIDE
OF YOUR CASE.

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I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE

51
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WHAT I WAS PROGRAMMED
TO BELIEVE.

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[ Horses Neighing ]

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I WILL GO THIS FAR
AND NO FURTHER.

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AND, SO, WE COMMEND
VLADIMIR'S REMAINS TO THE EARTH.

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FILINGS TO FILINGS,
RUST TO RUST.

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[ Sobs ]

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[ Man ]
TO MY LOYAL BUTLER

58
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"YOU THERE," FOR
HIS DECADES OF SERVICE

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I LEAVE A PITTANCE

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TO BE PAID
IN 20 EQUAL INSTALLMENTS

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OF 1/20th OF A PITTANCE EACH.

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[ Sobbing ]

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TO MY LAZY,
SPOILED SON TANDY

64
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WHO NEVER LEARNED
THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR

65
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I LEAVE MY ENTIRE
$10 MILLION FORTUNE.

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[ Whispering ]
IS THAT A LOT?

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AND TO MY
LOVING NEPHEW BENDER

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ASSUMING HE'S NOT RESPONSIBLE
FOR MY DEATH

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I LEAVE MY CASTLE...

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YES!
LET'S STAY THERE TONIGHT.

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ON CONDITION THAT HE SPEND
ONE NIGHT WITHIN ITS WALLS.

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OH, MAN, THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH!

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[ Screeching ]

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[ Squishy Thud ]

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[ Thud ]

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[ Slurps And Sighs ]

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I GET A GOOD VIBE
FROM THIS PLACE--

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NICE, LONG, DINNER TABLE

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QUIET, WELL-BEHAVED SPIDERS...

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GRAVEYARD ADJACENT.

81
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YEP, IT'S GOING TO BE...

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[ Gasps ]

83
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WHAT IS IT?

84
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THAT PAINTING.

85
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THE EYES ARE WATCHING ME.

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HMM.

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IT HAS MOTOR EYE SENSORS
ATTACHED TO MOTION DETECTORS.

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SO DOES MY BUTT

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BUT I DON'T FRAME IT
AND PUT IT ON THE WALL.

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ALTHOUGH...

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[ Spooky Organ Glissando ]

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[ Man Laughing Ominously ]

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WHAT'S THAT?

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I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT'S INFECTIOUS.

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[ Laughing ]

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[ Thunder Crashing ]

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[ Teeth Chattering ]

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NO DOUBT ABOUT IT,
THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED.

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DON'T BE SILLY, MON.

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THE LAST GHOST DIED
OVER 200 YEARS AGO.

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THE LAST HUMAN GHOST,
BUT ROBOT GHOSTS...

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[ Shudders ]

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[ Spooky Organ Glissando ]

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[ Gasps ]

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0-1-0-1-1-0-0-1-0-1.

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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IT'S JUST GIBBERISH.

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[ Gasps ]

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1-0-1-0-0-1-1-0-1-0?!

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[ Screams ]

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UNCLE VLADIMIR!

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COME, BENDER.

113
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YOU'LL LIKE BEING DEAD.

114
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THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID
ABOUT BEING ALIVE.

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[ Moaning ]

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JOIN US.
JOIN US.

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JOIN US, BENDER.

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OH, OH, MY GOD!

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[ Stammering ]

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Crying ]

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[ Sizzles ]

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JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

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THESE ROBOTS WERE BURIED
IN IMPROPERLY SHIELDED COFFINS.

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THEIR PROGRAMMING LEAKED
INTO THE CASTLE'S WIRING

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THROUGH THIS OLD ABANDONED MODEM

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ALLOWING THEM TO PROJECT
THEMSELVES AS HOLOGRAMS.

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OF COURSE!

129
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IT WAS SO OBVIOUS.

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YES, THAT SEQUENCE OF WORDS
I SAID MADE PERFECT SENSE.

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WE REALLY SHOULD TELL BENDER

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THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF.

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Panting ]

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HUH?

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[ Gasps ]

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NO!

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[ Howling ]

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HONK! HONK!

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BENDER, WAKE UP.

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[ Moans ]

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OH...

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HE'S OKAY. QUICK,
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY LIQUOR?

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BENDER, WHAT HAPPENED?

145
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SOMEBODY TRIED TO RUN ME OVER

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AND NOT WITH A NORMAL HOVER CAR.

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IT CREPT ALONG THE GROUND
ON ROUND RUBBER FEET

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LIKE A WOLF.

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POOR BENDER,
YOU'RE SEEING THINGS.

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YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING
TOO MUCH, OR TOO LITTLE.

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I FORGET HOW IT
WORKS WITH YOU.

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ANYWAY, YOU HAVEN'T DRUNK
EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT.

153
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MAYBE HE HAS.

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LOOK AT THESE TRACKS.

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[ Screams ]

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I THINK BENDER MAY
BE TELLING THE TRUTH.

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[ All Scream ]

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[ Groans ]

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[ Moaning ]

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BENDER, YOU LOOK AWFUL.

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I PRESCRIBE MAKEUP.

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HERE. IT JUST SO HAPPENS
I HAVE MY MARY KAY SAMPLE CASE.

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AH, I JUST NEED SLEEP.

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I HAD NIGHTMARES ALL NIGHT
ABOUT CARS RUNNING PEOPLE OVER.

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MANY PEOPLE DREAM
OF A FRESH NEW LOOK

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AND MARY KAY CAN MAKE
THOSE DREAMS COME TRUE.

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LOOK AT THIS! THEY FOUND
THOSE SAME RUBBERY TRACKS

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RIGHT HERE IN NEW NEW YORK.

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THERE WAS A HIT-AND-RUN BY
THE ROBOT PORNO THEATER.

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[ Gasps ]

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ROBOT PORNO THEATER?

172
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I WAS IN THAT...
GENERAL AREA LAST NIGHT.

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WHOEVER RAN ME DOWN
OUT ON THE MOORS

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MUST'VE FOLLOWED ME BACK HERE.

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BENDER, MON, NO ONE'S
TRYING TO RUN YOU OVER.

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STOP BEING A BIG
HALLUCINATING BABY.

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YEAH?

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WELL, COULD A BIG

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HALLUCINATING
BABY DO THIS?

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[ Crying ]

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I'M SCARED.

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[ Tires Squealing ]

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[ Laughing ]

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I DON'T KNOW
WHICH I LIKE MORE

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SMASHING CARS
OR SMASHING FACES.

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WELL, LUCKY YOU DON'T
GOT TO DECIDE TONIGHT.

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NOW, COME ON, WE GOT
CHURCH TOMORROW.

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[ Engine Chugging Softly ]

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[ Clanks ]

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[ Engine Revs ]

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DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

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NAH, IT WAS PROBABLY
JUST A GOLDEN MARMOSET.

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[ Engine Revs ]

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THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE

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NO GOLDEN MARMOSET
I EVER HEARD.

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[ Whimpering ]

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[ Panting ]

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AAH!
WHOO!

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MADE IT.

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SO, ANYWAY, UH,
WHAT ARE YOU
WEARING TOMORROW?

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Car ]
HONK, HONK, HONK!

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[ Howling ]

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[ Moaning ]

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WHAT THE...?

206
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TRANSMISSION FLUID?

207
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WHERE HAVE I BEEN?

208
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WHAT HAPPENED?

209
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[ Grunts ]

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GETS OUT OF HERE,
YOUSE LOUSY BUM.

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PLEASE, I'M SCARED.

212
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WE'RE ALL SCARED.

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IT'S THE HUMAN CONDITION.

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WHY DO YOU THINKS I PUT
ON THIS TOUGH-GUY FACADE?

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NOW, BEAT IT!

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[ Bender ]
I PASSED OUT AROUND MIDNIGHT

217
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WHICH IS MUCH EARLIER
THAN USUAL

218
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AND WHEN I WOKE UP

219
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I FOUND THESE
IN MY CHEST CABINET.

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AW, RELAX, BUDDY.

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YOU WERE PROBABLY JUST SHOOTING
SOME BIG, FUZZY CRAPS.

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NO!

223
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I THINK
I MAY HAVE HURT SOMEONE.

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OH, LORD, I'M ON THE VERGE
OF A NERVOUS MELTDOWN.

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00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,038
GEEZ, BENDER,
YOU'RE SCARING ME.

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00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,306
YOU'RE GOING WACKO.

227
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,307
YOU'RE RIGHT.

228
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,975
I NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP

229
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,476
AND DAMN THE EXPENSE.

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00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:11,812
[ Crickets Chirping ]

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00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,480
DAMN THE EXPENSE!

232
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,051
MY FRIEND, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...

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EXCEPT A NIGHTMARISH LIFE
OF UNREMITTING HORROR.

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PHEW.

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FOR, YOU SEE,
YOU ARE A WERE-CAR.

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[ Both Gasping ]
A WERE-CAR?

237
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THE CAR THAT RAN YOU DOWN
ON THE MOORS

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WAS ALSO A WERE-CAR.

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IT BEAMED THE VIRUS TO YOU
THROUGH ITS DEMONIC HEADLIGHTS.

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THAT'S CRAZY.

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YES. SO CRAZY
THAT IT MUST BE TRUE.

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EACH MIDNIGHT,
WHEN YOUR CLOCK RESETS TO ZERO

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YOUR HARDWARE RECONFIGURES INTO
A MURDEROUS FOUR-WHEELED CAR.

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I CAN'T KEEP
RUNNING PEOPLE OVER.

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I'M NOT FAMOUS ENOUGH
TO GET AWAY WITH IT.

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CAN'T YOU HELP ME?

247
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YES, BUT YOU MUST BE WILLING
TO PAY A TERRIBLE PRICE.

248
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,692
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

249
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,327
FOLLOW ME.

250
00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,865
ACCORDING TO THIS ANCIENT
"READ ME" FILE

251
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:08,600
YOUR ONLY HOPE IS
TO DESTROY THE
ORIGINAL WERE-CAR.

252
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:09,535
I'M WITH YOU.

253
00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:10,971
IN ITS DEATH THROES

254
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:15,042
THE DREAD CAR WILL BEAM OUT
THE VIRUS'S UNINSTALL PROGRAM

255
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,344
THUS, RIDDING YOU OF THE CURSE.

256
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,645
AND, OTHERWISE, I CAN NEVER DIE?

257
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,648
WHO SAID THAT?
SURE YOU CAN DIE.

258
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,581
YOU WANT TO DIE?

259
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,817
NO! I WANT TO LIVE.

260
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,019
THERE'S STILL TOO MANY THINGS
I DON'T OWN.

261
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,120
THEN LIVE ON,
FOREVER CURSED.

262
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:32,192
EACH NIGHT, YOUR ATTACKS
WILL BECOME MORE GRUESOME

263
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,692
UNTIL ONE DARK NIGHT

264
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:37,197
YOU ARE DOOMED TO KILL
YOUR DEAREST FRIEND.

265
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,331
[ Gulps ]

266
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,332
I WOULDN'T WANT
TO BE ME RIGHT NOW.

267
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,570
NOW, GO! GO!

268
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:46,072
UH... COULD ONE OF YOU JUST...

269
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,407
AW, FORGET IT.

270
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,408
I'LL JUST SLEEP HERE.

271
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,078
[ Snoring ]

272
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,713
[ Zapping ]

273
00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:58,051
THERE!

274
00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,952
NO RAMPAGING FOR
YOU TONIGHT.

275
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:01,822
WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE

276
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,823
TO WELD EVERYONE EXCEPT ME
TO THE WALL?

277
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,292
JUST RELAX, BENDER.

278
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,128
TOMORROW, WE'LL PRY
YOU DOWN, HAVE A
NICE BREAKFAST

279
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,831
AND THEN GO HUNT
DOWN AND SLAUGHTER
THAT ANCIENT EVIL.

280
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,000
IT WILL BE A
RICH, FULL DAY.

281
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,269
WELL, GOOD NIGHT.

282
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,938
I'M GOING TO GO MAKE MY DINNERS
FOR THE NEXT MONTH

283
00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:19,940
AND FREEZE THEM.

284
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,851
[ Mumbling Sleepily ]

285
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:35,687
[ Beeping ]

286
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,758
[ Gasps ]

287
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:41,628
OH!

288
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,663
[ Yelling ]

289
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,438
[ Engine Revving ]

290
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,173
[ Tires Squealing ]

291
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,818
[ Howling ]

292
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,187
HONK! HONK!

293
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,857
HONK! HONK!

294
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,793
HONK!

295
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:17,129
HONK!

296
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,399
[ Engine Revving ]

297
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,504
BENDER, NO!

298
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,972
FRY, STAY BACK!

299
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,178
[ Panting ]

300
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,379
YOU JERK!

301
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,414
I THOUGHT I WAS
YOUR BEST FRIEND.

302
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,850
WHAT KIND OF TWO-TIMING
KILLMOBILE ARE YOU?

303
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,754
[ Screaming ]

304
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,505
[ Grunts ]

305
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,445
HUH?

306
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,517
[ Barking ]

307
00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:13,852
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

308
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,188
BENDER'S SUPPOSED TO
MURDER HIS CLOSEST FRIEND

309
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,991
WHICH I THOUGHT WAS ME, BUT
HE WENT STRAIGHT FOR YOU.

310
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,494
HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY
TO SECOND-DEGREE MURDER ME.

311
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,995
COULD YOU GIVE
ME SOME HELP?

312
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,530
I THINK BENDER
CRUSHED MY FOOT.

313
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,099
STOP RUBBING IT IN.

314
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,370
[ Shrieking ]

315
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,345
OH, GOD.

316
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,613
FRY, I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.

317
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:41,813
I DIDN'T HURT
YOU, DID I?

318
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,316
NOT PHYSICALLY

319
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:46,052
BUT WHY DON'T YOU ASK
YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND, LEELA?

320
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,486
I TRIED TO RUN
YOU OVER?

321
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,489
IT WAS VERY SWEET
OF YOU, BENDER.

322
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:51,624
FRY, IT DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING.

323
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,426
I HAVE LOVE
ENOUGH FOR TWO.

324
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,928
WORDS, NOTHING BUT
SWEET, SWEET WORDS

325
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:59,198
THAT TURN INTO BITTER,
ORANGE WAX IN MY EARS.

326
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,600
ENOUGH WITH THE FEELINGS,
YOU TWO.

327
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,903
IF WE'RE GOING TO CURE BENDER,
WE'VE GOT TO GO

328
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,940
BACK TO THE CASTLE AND HUNT DOWN
THE ORIGINAL WERE-CAR.

329
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,514
[ Murmuring ]

330
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,715
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

331
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,250
CURSED, GOT IT.
[ Bender ]
WHATEVER.

332
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,091
THE TRACKS LEAD HERE.

333
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,258
THANKS, EAGLE EYE.

334
00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,426
NOW IT'S DAYLIGHT.

335
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,495
SO, HE SHOULD BE
IN ROBOT FORM...

336
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,828
BUT BE CAREFUL.

337
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,198
MANY ROBOTS ARE STUPID
AND VIOLENT.

338
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,634
I WISH I WAS STUPID AND VIOLENT.

339
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,668
THEN WE'D SEE WHAT'S WHAT.

340
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,837
I'D POUND HIM TILL I... OH!

341
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:42,341
GET YE TO YOUR HOUSES,
YE IGNORANT VILLAGERS.

342
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,010
HEY!

343
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,945
WE ARE NOT
IGNORANT VILLAGERS.

344
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,315
WE'RE SOPHISTICATED
NEW NEW YORKERS.

345
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,982
WHUP HIS BUTT!

346
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,552
STOP! WHAT ARE YE DOING?

347
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,955
WE'RE WHALING ON
THE ORIGINAL WERE-CAR

348
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,456
WHICH IS YOU, YOU JERK.

349
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,558
YE THINK ME BE HE?

350
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:00,793
SI!

351
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,729
NEE. I MEAN, NO.

352
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:05,631
I WAS GIVEN THE CURSE
MANY A YEAR AGO

353
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:09,235
WHILE ON A BIRD-WATCHING TRIP
TO THE ARCTIC.

354
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,803
I WAS ATTACKED
BY A VICIOUS MOTORIZED SLED.

355
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:13,706
THE NATIVES CALLED IT...

356
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,043
THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMOBILE.

357
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,513
YES, IT'S TRUE.

358
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,549
I RAN OVER THAT BIRD-WATCHING
JERK AND A HUNDRED OTHERS

359
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,352
EVEN MY BEST FRIEND
FROM AROMATHERAPY SCHOOL.

360
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,355
I ONCE HAD A BEST FRIEND

361
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,191
WHO LIKED TO SMELL THINGS
WITH ME.

362
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,993
ALAS! I'M AFRAID I'M NOT
THE ORIGINAL WERE-CAR.

363
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,528
I RECEIVED THE CURSE

364
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,197
WHILE TAKING A LEARNING ANNEX
CLASS FROM A FAMOUS ROBOT ACTOR.

365
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,167
YOU KNOW HIM AS...

366
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,201
CALCULON!

367
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,669
OH, FATE MOST CRUEL!

368
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:48,307
WOULD THAT MY BOUNDLESS ACTING
SKILLS MIGHT AVAIL ME A SWORD

369
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,477
WITH WHICH TO SLAY
THIS WRETCHED CURSE.

370
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,845
LET'S KICK HIM
SOME MORE!

371
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,246
NO, WAIT, LET ME EXPLAIN.

372
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:58,551
IT ALL BEGAN ONE FATEFUL NIGHT
A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.

373
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,187
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!

374
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,754
YOU'RE 1,000
YEARS OLD?

375
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,556
YOUR BIO SAYS
YOU'RE 27.

376
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:07,394
LIES! I CHANGE MY IDENTITY
AND UPGRADE MY APPEARANCE

377
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,862
EVERY FEW DECADES
TO AVOID SUSPICION.

378
00:17:09,961 --> 00:17:12,865
I WAS ALL OF HISTORY'S GREAT
ACTING ROBOTS:

379
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:16,836
ACTING UNIT 0.8, THESPOMAT,
DAVID DUCHOVNY.

380
00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:19,205
LOOK, ARE YOU
THE ORIGINAL WERE-CAR OR NOT?

381
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,874
NO, BUT YOU ARE NEARING THE END
OF YOUR SEARCH

382
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:25,244
FOR, YOU SEE, I WAS ATTACKED
BY THE ORIGINAL WERE-CAR.

383
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,046
GIVE US A NAME, MacBUTT!

384
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,847
THE YEAR WAS 2019

385
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,050
AND I WAS JUST A LOWLY ROBOT ARM

386
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,886
WORKING IN
AN AUTOMOTIVE RESEARCH LAB.

387
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,089
I WAS WORKING ON PROJECT SATAN

388
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,159
A SAVAGE,
INTELLIGENT MILITARY VEHICLE

389
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,727
BUILT FROM THE MOST EVIL PARTS

390
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,096
OF THE MOST EVIL CARS
IN ALL THE WORLD--

391
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,464
THE STEERING WHEEL
FROM HITLER'S STAFF CAR

392
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,234
THE LEFT TURN SIGNAL
FROM CHARLES MANSON'S VW

393
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,635
THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS

394
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,938
FROM THAT CAR
THAT PLAYED KNIGHT RIDER.

395
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,105
KNIGHT RIDER WASN'T EVIL.

396
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:54,707
HIS WINDSHIELD
WIPERS WERE.

397
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,042
IT DIDN'T COME UP MUCH
IN THE SHOW, THOUGH.

398
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,746
ANYWAY... ONLY AFTER BRINGING
PROJECT SATAN TO LIFE

399
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,515
DID THEY DISCOVER THEY
HAD MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE.

400
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,084
FOR YOU SEE...

401
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,453
IT WAS PURE EVIL.

402
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,791
HONK! HONK!

403
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:13,992
[ Howls ]

404
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,262
SO WHAT HAPPENED
TO PROJECT SATAN?

405
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,798
IT'S EITHER IN PARIS,
OR, MUCH MORE LIKELY...

406
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,469
STILL IN THE ABANDONED
AUTOMOTIVE LAB.

407
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,710
YOU GUYS DISTRACT
THE WERE-CAR

408
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,645
AND I'LL KILL IT
BY PLUGGING ITS
EXHAUST PIPE

409
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,214
WITH THIS
SILVER POTATO.

410
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,186
PSST! THERE IT IS.

411
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,823
[ Crying ]

412
00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:45,657
IT LOOKS SO UNHAPPY.

413
00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:49,961
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU
PROJECT SATAN?

414
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:53,065
[ Mumbling ]

415
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,233
DON'T BE AFRAID.

416
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,835
WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

417
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:57,170
YOU DO?

418
00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:00,673
WOULD YOU LIKE
US TO... PUT YOU
OUT OF YOUR MISERY?

419
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,074
MISERY, WHAT MISERY?

420
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:03,809
I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE--

421
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:08,315
SQUISHING THEM TILL THEIR ORGANS
SQUIRT OUT LIKE CHUNKY MUSTARD.

422
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,349
LOOK, EVERYONE LOVES
KILLING PEOPLE

423
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,318
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO HURT MY FRIENDS.

424
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,385
HUMPH!

425
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,820
[ Clock Chimes ]

426
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,355
OOH!

427
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,258
OH, NO! IT'S MIDNIGHT!

428
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:21,160
HEY, THIS IS STARTING
TO FEEL PRETTY GOOD.

429
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,195
[ Both Laughing Maniacally ]

430
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,266
FRY, DISTRACT HIM!

431
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,667
HEY, PROJECT SATAN,
OVER HERE!

432
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,801
I'M A BLIND PEDESTRIAN!

433
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,170
20 POINTS!

434
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,009
OH NO!

435
00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:39,711
THERE'S NO EXHAUST PIPE.

436
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:43,883
THAT'S RIGHT, THANKS TO
ED BEGLEY, JR.'S ELECTRIC MOTOR

437
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:47,487
THE MOST EVIL PROPULSION SYSTEM
EVER CONCEIVED!

438
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,055
[ Laughing ]

439
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,523
[ Groans ]

440
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,762
TAKE WHICHEVER
ONE YOU WANT.

441
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,867
OH, BOY, I FEEL LIKE
A CAR IN A CANDY STORE.

442
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,640
[ Growling ]

443
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,810
YES! HE CHOSE ME.

444
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,814
HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME.

445
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,584
LEELA, I'M SO HAPPY.

446
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:18,785
[ Panting ]

447
00:20:22,153 --> 00:20:23,722
OH, THANKS, BENDER.

448
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,792
[ Choking ]
HEY, TOO TIGHT, TOO TIGHT!

449
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,729
[ Groaning ]

450
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,837
WHOA!

451
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,640
[ Yells ]

452
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,643
WHOA!

453
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,612
[ All Screaming ]

454
00:20:50,982 --> 00:20:52,951
[ Laughing ]

455
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,288
[ Gasps ]

456
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,655
[ Whimpering ]

457
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,858
NO! NO! NO! NO!

458
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,429
[ Circuits Pulsating ]

459
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:03,996
[ Beeping ]

460
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,334
UH-OH!

461
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,470
[ Yelling ]

462
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:11,671
[ Grunts ]

463
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,472
OH!

464
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,973
BENDER, YOU'RE CURED!

465
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,709
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO FRY?

466
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,310
I MUST HAVE KILLED HIM.

467
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:22,280
[ Crying ]
HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND,
AND I KILLED HIM.

468
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,950
OH!

469
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,786
I NEVER FELT SO EMPTY INSIDE.

470
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,555
BENDER, I'M ALIVE!

471
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:29,888
YOU DIDN'T HURT ME AT ALL

472
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,991
BUT I KNOW YOU WANTED TO,
AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.

473
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,328
HERE'S TO YOU.

474
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,329
[ Gulping ]

475
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,498
[ Sighs ]

476
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:41,634
HEY, THAT'S MY LAST BEER,
YOU BASTARD!

477
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:42,835
I'LL KILL YOU!

478
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,836
I'LL KILL YOU, TOO, BUDDY.

479
00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,472
I'LL KILL YOU, TOO.

480
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,542
[ Gagging ]
HEY!

481
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,144
[ Choking ]

482
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:54,713
[ Choking Continuing ]