1 00:00:04,136 --> 00:00:06,240 [ Man ] One, two! One, two, three! 2 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,585 - Guidance system? - On-line. 3 00:00:35,655 --> 00:00:37,067 - Autopilot? - Present. 4 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,551 - Dark matter indicator? - Making a noise. 5 00:00:39,619 --> 00:00:42,240 All systems operational. Let's rock. 6 00:00:51,274 --> 00:00:55,000 [ Horns Honking, People Shouting ] 7 00:00:57,067 --> 00:01:00,551 Gentlemen, I've completed my report on the crash. 8 00:01:00,619 --> 00:01:03,896 Whoa! I'm not readin' that crap! Summarize it in one word. 9 00:01:03,965 --> 00:01:06,412 - Sabotage. - [ All Gasp ] 10 00:01:06,481 --> 00:01:08,412 This is a normal L-unit. Without it, 11 00:01:08,481 --> 00:01:11,343 space travel is but the fevered dream of a madman. 12 00:01:11,412 --> 00:01:12,688 Of course!Duh! 13 00:01:12,757 --> 00:01:15,793 - It's an important unit. - And this, my friends, 14 00:01:15,861 --> 00:01:18,343 is the L-unit I just removed from the ship. 15 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,655 [ All Gasp ] 16 00:01:20,724 --> 00:01:23,481 That doesn't look like an "L" at all, unless you count lowercase. 17 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,481 You know we don't!Ooh! 18 00:01:25,551 --> 00:01:30,481 Whoever did this was strong. This is 340 pounds of Tonka-tough steel. 19 00:01:30,551 --> 00:01:32,965 Hmm. It should look like this. 20 00:01:33,033 --> 00:01:35,585 But instead it looks like this. 21 00:01:35,655 --> 00:01:39,481 -Who would do a thing like that? -Who coulddo a thing like that? 22 00:01:39,551 --> 00:01:42,551 And by "that" I mean this. 23 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:46,206 Well, gang, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands. 24 00:01:46,275 --> 00:01:48,758 I'd better make a chart of the suspects. 25 00:01:48,826 --> 00:01:51,965 I'll begin by drawing a line with my straightedge. 26 00:01:52,033 --> 00:01:55,137 [ Gasps ] Sweet lamprey of Santa Fe! 27 00:01:55,206 --> 00:01:57,688 My edge has been bent! 28 00:01:57,758 --> 00:02:01,551 My javelin too! It's ruined! 29 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:04,310 Now we'll never beat Jupiter State. 30 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:08,931 My Slinky! My cuddly little pet Slinky! 31 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,516 [ Sobbing ] 32 00:02:11,586 --> 00:02:14,550 What's all the hubbub? 33 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,965 My God! Even the professor's been bent! 34 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:21,068 Thank you for your sympathy, talking square of linoleum. 35 00:02:21,137 --> 00:02:23,033 I'll get you fixed up. 36 00:02:23,103 --> 00:02:25,068 Ohhh!That's fine. 37 00:02:25,137 --> 00:02:28,896 Wait a minute! Bender, what did you just do to the professor? 38 00:02:28,965 --> 00:02:31,516 - I bent him. - [ All Gasp ] 39 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,516 Bender! J'accuse. 40 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:35,826 Oh, I see. A bunch of stuff gets bent, 41 00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:38,103 so it must be the robot designed for bending. 42 00:02:38,171 --> 00:02:40,137 I know how to settle this. 43 00:02:40,206 --> 00:02:42,826 We'll check last night's surveillance tapes.Surveillance? 44 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,033 What tapes?You've seen me naked? 45 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:48,137 ♪♪ [ Humming ] 46 00:02:48,206 --> 00:02:51,723 Ah! Last night's tape. It was right next to "Bathroom Bloopers Four." 47 00:02:55,171 --> 00:02:58,896 [ Snoring ][ Owls Hooting ] 48 00:02:58,965 --> 00:03:02,793 [ Bender ] See? Nothin'. Told you, losers! 49 00:03:02,861 --> 00:03:05,516 Wait. There on the screen. It's that guy you are! 50 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,516 [ All Gasp ]I'm sleepwalkin'. 51 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:10,481 Dear Lord, we've got robots on the ceiling! 52 00:03:10,550 --> 00:03:14,586 [ Babbling ] 53 00:03:17,137 --> 00:03:20,620 [ Grunting ] 54 00:03:20,688 --> 00:03:22,965 [ All Gasping ] 55 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,826 [ Bones Cracking ][ Groans ] 56 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:35,516 [ Snoring Continues ] 57 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:38,206 You weren't sleepwalking. You were sleep-bending. 58 00:03:38,275 --> 00:03:42,655 This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least. 59 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:47,655 After all, I've been bending since the day I was built. 60 00:03:47,723 --> 00:03:53,033 [ Bender Narrating ] I was born on an assembly line in the bad part of Tijuana. 61 00:03:53,103 --> 00:03:55,861 [ Squeaking ] 62 00:03:55,930 --> 00:04:00,205 Mama. Wah! Wah! Wah! 63 00:04:00,275 --> 00:04:02,448 [ Moaning ] 64 00:04:02,516 --> 00:04:04,620 [ Gulping ] 65 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,275 [ Beeping ] 66 00:04:18,516 --> 00:04:20,723 Hooray! I graduated! 67 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:23,310 Time to bend around Europe for a few months, 68 00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:25,447 then get a job bending. 69 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:29,413 You remember your own birth?Sure. It was only four years ago. 70 00:04:29,481 --> 00:04:33,481 - You're only four years old? - Precocious little scamp, ain't I? 71 00:04:35,689 --> 00:04:38,481 Hmm. Bender must have a pent-up need to bend... 72 00:04:38,550 --> 00:04:42,000 that's not being satisfied by his bend-free lifestyle. 73 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:46,240 Then he can't stay here. He's a menace to every straight person in the company. 74 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:49,757 Go satisfy your bend lust, 75 00:04:49,826 --> 00:04:52,862 and don't you come back to work until you do! 76 00:04:52,930 --> 00:04:56,310 [ Chanting ] No more bending! No more work! 77 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,896 Give us a raise, you big fat jerk! 78 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,964 Nevers! 79 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:05,310 [ Whistles ] Yo! The mafia supports ya! 80 00:05:05,379 --> 00:05:08,310 But don't tell no one. Spread the word. 81 00:05:08,379 --> 00:05:11,343 As the duly elected mobsters of this union, 82 00:05:11,413 --> 00:05:15,137 it's our duty to support the struggle of these proud, lazy slobs. 83 00:05:15,206 --> 00:05:17,930 Yeah, but what if management remains "intragnizent"? 84 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,862 From the context, it is clear what you mean. 85 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:23,896 In that case, Clamps may have a little surprise for them. 86 00:05:23,964 --> 00:05:26,930 The clamps! Right? 87 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,343 [ Sinister Laughing ] 88 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,862 [ Low Chanting ]Ah, no! A strike? 89 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:36,413 Now I'll never get to bend anything! 90 00:05:36,481 --> 00:05:39,379 Oh, woe is Bender!Hang tough, brother. 91 00:05:39,447 --> 00:05:42,896 Management refused our demand to switch casual Friday to Monday. 92 00:05:42,965 --> 00:05:46,930 What?And now they're hiring scabs at 10 times the normal wage. 93 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,896 Ten times normal wage! I'll give those jerks what for! 94 00:05:51,965 --> 00:05:56,240 [ Angry Chattering ] 95 00:05:56,310 --> 00:05:59,000 Welcomes aboard, scab.Great to be here. 96 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:04,723 Come on. I'll introduces you to your scab coworkers you'll be scabbin' with. 97 00:06:04,793 --> 00:06:08,343 This here's our scab foreman. 98 00:06:08,413 --> 00:06:10,033 - Flexo? - Bender? 99 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,689 Hey, sorry you got sent to that South American Turkish prison... 100 00:06:13,757 --> 00:06:16,689 instead of me on account of mistaken identity. 101 00:06:16,757 --> 00:06:21,206 You bastard! They treated me like an animal! And that's what I became! 102 00:06:21,274 --> 00:06:25,757 [ Laughs ] Nah, you're all right. Good to see ya, buddy. 103 00:06:25,826 --> 00:06:28,723 And here's another scab what also works here. 104 00:06:28,793 --> 00:06:32,000 - Angleene. - [ Gasps ] 105 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:35,481 Hello! 106 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,689 Hey! Youse guyses wanna move that thing? 107 00:06:45,103 --> 00:06:49,965 - Hello! - [ Deep Laughter, Coughs ] 108 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:54,481 [ Chanting ] Give us a raise, you big fat jerk! 109 00:06:54,550 --> 00:06:57,413 [ Foreman ] Nevers![ Grunting ] 110 00:06:57,481 --> 00:07:00,826 [ Grunting Continues ] 111 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:09,793 [ Sighs ] Ow! 112 00:07:12,447 --> 00:07:16,379 Um, hi, Angleene. Whatcha up to? 113 00:07:16,447 --> 00:07:20,103 Makin' hangers. Guidance counselor said I had a knack for it. 114 00:07:20,172 --> 00:07:23,964 That's cool. That's cool. So, um, uh, 115 00:07:24,033 --> 00:07:27,067 I was wonderin' if-- you know, it's cool if not-- 116 00:07:27,137 --> 00:07:29,516 but what are you doin' after work? 117 00:07:29,586 --> 00:07:32,137 What I always do. Jack squat. 118 00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:36,343 [ Chuckles ] Me too. Man, we have a lot in common, huh? 119 00:07:36,413 --> 00:07:39,757 Well, we are made of virtually identical components. 120 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:44,274 Are you sure? Maybe I should sneak a peak at your access panel. 121 00:07:44,343 --> 00:07:46,793 Hey, according to the Scab Handbook, 122 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:49,723 that's extremely inappropriate banter. 123 00:07:49,793 --> 00:07:53,379 And that's just the way I like it. 124 00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:59,172 Haile H. Selassie! 125 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,550 There, little friend. Good as new. 126 00:08:04,206 --> 00:08:07,310 [ Sobbing ] 127 00:08:07,379 --> 00:08:10,862 [ Farnsworth ] What an exquisite day![ Wheels Squeaking ] 128 00:08:10,930 --> 00:08:15,033 That azure sky. The verdant treetops. 129 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:20,689 Those delightful birds with their chirp, chirp, chirp and their tweet, tweet, splat. 130 00:08:20,757 --> 00:08:23,000 Professor, I've never seen you so cheerful. 131 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:26,310 What the hell's wrong with you?Hmm. I'm not quite sure. 132 00:08:26,379 --> 00:08:30,964 Perhaps seeing things from a new perspective has reminded me of life's beauty. 133 00:08:31,033 --> 00:08:35,895 Or perhaps my new posture is causing blood to pool in the back of my brain, 134 00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:38,793 resulting in a mild delirium. 135 00:08:38,861 --> 00:08:41,931 Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. 136 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,136 I wish. It's a nickel. 137 00:08:44,206 --> 00:08:47,102 [ Murmuring ]Union forever! 138 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:50,309 Lousy scabs! They can't do those things! Et cetera! 139 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,586 [ Grunting ] 140 00:08:54,654 --> 00:08:58,586 I bet watchin' me bend girders like this turns your legs all rubbery. 141 00:08:58,654 --> 00:09:00,793 Well, my legs aremade of rubber. 142 00:09:00,861 --> 00:09:04,551 And anyway, I am just as strong as you are, Mac. 143 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,965 Oh, yeah? Prove it. 144 00:09:07,033 --> 00:09:09,931 [ Grunting ] 145 00:09:12,895 --> 00:09:15,000 [ Groans ] 146 00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:17,136 Here, let me help you. 147 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:41,240 [ Electricity Crackling ] 148 00:09:41,309 --> 00:09:45,067 ♪ Bend me, shape me any way you want me ♪ 149 00:09:45,136 --> 00:09:48,826 ♪ Long as you love me it's all right ♪ 150 00:09:48,895 --> 00:09:52,654 ♪ Bend me, shape me any way you want me ♪ 151 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:57,861 ♪ You got the power to turn on the light ♪ 152 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:02,447 ♪ Bend me, shape me any way you want me ♪ 153 00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:06,586 ♪ Long as you love me it's all right ♪ 154 00:10:06,654 --> 00:10:10,620 ♪ Bend me, shape me any way you want me ♪ 155 00:10:10,688 --> 00:10:14,033 ♪ Long as you love me it's all right ♪[ Professor Groaning ] 156 00:10:14,102 --> 00:10:17,240 [ Both Laughing ] ♪ Bend me, shape me any way you want me ♪♪ 157 00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:24,172 My new bent outlook has completely reenergized me. 158 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:29,033 I'm even dating a young Brazilian retired actress.[ All Congratulating ] 159 00:10:29,102 --> 00:10:31,447 Some say I'm robbing the cradle, 160 00:10:31,517 --> 00:10:34,447 but I say she's robbing the grave. 161 00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:37,033 Howdy, doodies! What's new? 162 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:42,965 I was just regaling your former coworkers... 163 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,861 with a tale of bedroom antics the likes of which-- 164 00:10:45,931 --> 00:10:47,931 Yeah, yeah, big whoop. No one cares. 165 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,172 I got Bender-related news. I'm in love. 166 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,654 And I'm takin' all my friends out to celebrate. 167 00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:56,793 [ All Cheering ][ Amy ] Let's go live it up! 168 00:10:56,861 --> 00:10:58,931 [ Groans ] 169 00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:05,654 Hey, look at this crowd. You guys gotta try the pasta. 170 00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:08,240 It's got a real nice profit margin. 171 00:11:08,309 --> 00:11:10,447 Bam! So, special occasion tonight? 172 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:13,413 Oh, Elzar, you'll never guess what's happened! 173 00:11:13,481 --> 00:11:16,793 - Bam? - I've met the most dynamite ladybot. 174 00:11:16,861 --> 00:11:18,826 Hey, that's terrific. 175 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:23,413 To celebrate, I'm gonna stick seven copies of my latest cookbook on your bill. 176 00:11:23,481 --> 00:11:25,274 Bless you, sir. 177 00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:29,206 So, Bender, tell us about this new girlfriend of yours. 178 00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:33,033 I intend to, through the lost art of the toast. 179 00:11:33,102 --> 00:11:36,033 To Angleene! She's got it all-- 180 00:11:36,102 --> 00:11:40,274 looks, charm and the love of a fabulous bending robot. 181 00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:42,481 She sure does. 182 00:11:44,309 --> 00:11:47,240 [ Both Giggling ] 183 00:11:47,309 --> 00:11:50,481 Flexo! [ Grunting ] 184 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,724 Careful! That's a week old! 185 00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:06,586 I finally meet a nice girl, with a pair of legs that don't quit unexpectedly, 186 00:12:06,654 --> 00:12:09,724 and that jerk Flexo steals her away? 187 00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:13,240 It's time to kick some shiny metal ass! 188 00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:16,033 You degenerate hussy! 189 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,344 I'm disappointed in you too, Angleene. 190 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:20,724 Bender, it's-it's not what you think. 191 00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:23,481 Oh, God, then it's worse than I think! 192 00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:26,688 Now look, there is no reason to be upset. 193 00:12:26,758 --> 00:12:29,965 - Flexo and I are divorced. - Div-- Huh? 194 00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:32,620 We're just havin' dinner 'cause we wanna stay friends. 195 00:12:32,688 --> 00:12:34,654 Ah, I knew that. 196 00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:38,033 What I'm actually outraged by is your choice of wine! 197 00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:40,517 Really, it's the steward's fault.[ Slap ] 198 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:42,481 Excellent choice, sir. 199 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:47,309 That Flexo! Why, I'm knockin' him right on his butt. 200 00:12:47,379 --> 00:12:49,309 Can't believe this. [ Muttering ] 201 00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:51,379 Obsessing won't help, Bender. 202 00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:54,067 Take a lean back and enjoy life. 203 00:12:54,136 --> 00:12:57,724 I can't. My fembot may be in love with another manbot. 204 00:12:57,793 --> 00:13:02,136 Well, talk to her. Tell her about your feelings in an open and honest way. 205 00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:04,240 Yeah. Either that or be a man. 206 00:13:04,309 --> 00:13:07,551 [ Bender ] Okay, I've constructed an elaborate lie. 207 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,067 I'll call Angleene while pretending to be Flexo, 208 00:13:11,136 --> 00:13:13,481 arrange a date, show up disguised as him... 209 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,861 and catch her two-timing me with myself. 210 00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:18,586 That's thinkin' like a man. 211 00:13:18,654 --> 00:13:21,000 ♪♪ [ Touch Tones ] 212 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:24,654 Hello? This is Flexo. 213 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,274 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 214 00:13:34,654 --> 00:13:39,517 Now we'll see who loves whom. [ Sinister Laughing ] 215 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,965 ♪♪ [ Rock ][ Chattering ] 216 00:13:46,688 --> 00:13:49,895 Hey, hot stuff.Hey, Flexo. 217 00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:53,551 So since when do you go to bars on work nights? 218 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:57,447 It's not like you at all.Nonsense. It's exactly like me. 219 00:13:57,517 --> 00:14:02,413 Flexo, the fun-lovin' love machine fembots love to love. 220 00:14:02,481 --> 00:14:04,793 Hey, barkeep, I'll have a fuzzy navel, 221 00:14:04,861 --> 00:14:07,344 and she'll have the girliest drink in the house. 222 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,206 Two fuzzy navels comin' up. 223 00:14:09,274 --> 00:14:12,206 I hope they can make change for a fortune. 224 00:14:12,274 --> 00:14:16,965 Yo, get an eyeload of that filthy scab with the beard... 225 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:19,309 flashin' his filthy scab money. 226 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:21,861 - It's an insult to you, boss. - Yeah. 227 00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:25,344 That cash oughta be slushin' my fund and kicks-in' my back. 228 00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,379 I'm greasin' up my whoozits. 229 00:14:27,447 --> 00:14:29,413 Whoa, whoa, Clamps. Not yet. 230 00:14:29,481 --> 00:14:32,931 Let's just keep an eye on him and see if he does it a couple more times. 231 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,551 You're looking good to Flexo tonight. 232 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:38,793 Quit makin' with the googly eyes. You know that I'm in love with Bender. 233 00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:41,379 Bender? That walkin' wuss factory? 234 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:45,413 He may be a walkin' factory, but believe me, he is no wuss. 235 00:14:45,481 --> 00:14:48,895 Now look, you and me are through. I told you that when I divorced you. 236 00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:51,240 But goin' through a divorce together, 237 00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:53,517 you can't tell me that didn't bring us closer. 238 00:14:53,586 --> 00:14:55,067 Care to dance? 239 00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:58,240 Well, you know I love dancin', but you always hated it. 240 00:14:58,309 --> 00:15:02,895 In that case, it's somethin' I've always wanted to make up to you. 241 00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:06,206 ♪♪ [ Techno ] 242 00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:09,931 Hey, Scratchmo! 243 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,309 How about droppin' me and the lady some rump-rattlin' beats? 244 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,895 I had hoped by the second time he flashed his cash, 245 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,895 my rage would've subsided. 246 00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:20,413 Sadly, that has not happened. 247 00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:24,344 ♪♪ [ Techno Continues ] 248 00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:27,309 You used to be so inflexible, Flexo. 249 00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:29,309 You have really loosened up. 250 00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:31,826 I recently upgraded my funk card. 251 00:15:31,895 --> 00:15:34,172 [ Grunting ] Come on! 252 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,965 All right!Come on, now! 253 00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:39,481 What's new? Huh? 254 00:15:44,688 --> 00:15:47,309 Ugh! 255 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,654 Flexo? What's goin' on? 256 00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:52,654 [ Laughs ] Did, um-- 257 00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:55,688 Oh! Flexo! 258 00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:59,240 [ All Shouting ] 259 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,654 So the moral of the story is... 260 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:12,724 if you want it to stay sunk, tie a weight to it! 261 00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:15,447 [ Both Laughing ] 262 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:18,379 You know, you always were a kick in the teeth, man. 263 00:16:18,447 --> 00:16:22,758 Ah, shucks, thunder buns. You make me feel like a million volts. 264 00:16:22,826 --> 00:16:25,793 Oh, Flexo, Flexo, Flexo. 265 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,965 I'm startin' to remember why I fell for you in the first place. 266 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:32,895 [ Thinking ] So, she's fallin' for Flexo, eh? 267 00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:36,413 I'd better seduce her a little more, just to be sure. 268 00:16:36,481 --> 00:16:39,965 Well, it's late. I should get home to my trailer. 269 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,000 I'll walk you out. 270 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,481 After all, a true gentlemen tends to his date's every need. 271 00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:47,481 Tiparillo? 272 00:16:50,447 --> 00:16:52,447 Here you are, my lad. 273 00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:56,793 Bring the lady's car around in the finest way possible. 274 00:16:56,861 --> 00:16:59,240 He's flashin' his cash loaf again. 275 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,481 How many times is that? Two or three?Three. 276 00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:05,689 All right. That's the necessary number of times. 277 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,309 That scab's gonna have a little on-the-job accident. 278 00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:11,517 With all due respect, Donbot, 279 00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:14,275 I don't think we should rely on an accident happenin'. 280 00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:16,862 - Let's kill him ourselves. - [ Groans ] 281 00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:20,862 Well, good night. I had a great time. 282 00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:23,895 How about a lift... to your place? 283 00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:25,895 - What? - Admit it. 284 00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:28,240 You felt somethin' for me tonight. 285 00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:30,481 And by "me" I mean Flexo. 286 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,448 Hey, look, I had fun, but-- 287 00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:34,448 But?But-- 288 00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:38,067 Bu-u-u-t? 289 00:17:38,136 --> 00:17:42,172 [ Panting ] But-- 290 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,448 [ Both Moaning ] 291 00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:54,172 Huh? Bender! You tricked me! 292 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,067 That's right, baby! I ain't your lover boy Flexo, 293 00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:00,067 the guy you love so much! 294 00:18:00,136 --> 00:18:03,103 You even love anybody pretending to be him! 295 00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:07,309 Well, maybe I love you so much, I love you no matter who you'repretending to be. 296 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:11,034 Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! 297 00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:13,792 There's only one reasonable course of action now. 298 00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:16,792 Kill Flexo! Ow! 299 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:20,413 No-o-o-o! 300 00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:26,550 ♪♪ [ Humming ] 301 00:18:28,309 --> 00:18:31,448 - [ Grunts ] - Thanks. I appreciate that. 302 00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:34,448 [ Laughs ] Nah, I'm joshin' ya. That was quite annoying. 303 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,448 You call yourself divorced? 304 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:39,205 You're makin' a mockery of one of our oldest institutions! 305 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:42,931 What?[ Both Grunting ] 306 00:18:44,619 --> 00:18:47,000 All right, boss. Give the word, 307 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:50,275 and I'll drop this unbendable girder-- clamp, clamp, ka-bamp! 308 00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:53,448 Remember, only kill the one with the beard. 309 00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:55,964 That other filthy scab, we got nothin' against. 310 00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:02,000 [ Grunting Continues ] 311 00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:10,172 - That's low! - Please stop! I'm not worth it! 312 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,689 Probably not, but I love you, 313 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:15,619 and I'm gonna kick his ass till I win you back! 314 00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,964 [ Grunting Continues ] 315 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:23,103 Whoa! Hey! [ Donbot ] Okay, Clamps, now. 316 00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:26,517 - [ Grunts ] - [ Screaming ] 317 00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:28,826 Oh, that's gotta clamp! 318 00:19:30,619 --> 00:19:32,654 Flexo, are-are you okay? 319 00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:36,275 Yeah. Never better. [ Coughing ] 320 00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:38,826 Nah, I'm yankin' your chain. I'm dyin'. 321 00:19:38,895 --> 00:19:42,964 You can't die! Tonight Bender showed me that I love you. 322 00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:45,378 But... I love you. 323 00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:48,344 [ Angleene ] I know, and I care for you too. 324 00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:53,862 But I could never love anyone as much as you made me realize I love Flexo! 325 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:57,862 [ Sobbing ]But-- But-- 326 00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:01,654 [ Sighs ] I love you so much, Angleene, 327 00:20:01,723 --> 00:20:04,309 I want you to be happy, no matter what. 328 00:20:04,378 --> 00:20:06,481 But what are you sayin'? 329 00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:12,034 I'm sayin' I've got an unbendable girder to bend. 330 00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:15,000 You can't bend that girder. It's unbendable! 331 00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:17,586 Well, I don't know anything about lifting, 332 00:20:17,654 --> 00:20:20,172 so that just leaves us the one option. 333 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,758 [ Grunting ] 334 00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:38,413 [ Grunting Continues ] 335 00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:49,240 Thanks, buddy. Another year under that, and I'd have been a goner. 336 00:20:49,309 --> 00:20:53,034 I'll always remember this, Bender. 337 00:20:54,481 --> 00:20:57,378 Me too. Me too. 338 00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:59,448 Jerk. 339 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:06,309 So, Flexo and Angleene had sex right there on the factory floor? 340 00:21:06,378 --> 00:21:08,895 Well, at least you got bending out of your system. 341 00:21:08,964 --> 00:21:14,205 Yes. I won't be up to bending again for a long, long time. 342 00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:17,378 Perhaps it's your outlook that needs a good bend-- 343 00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,378 a 90-degree bend-- 344 00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:22,895 to a place where happiness is perpendicular to wonderment. 345 00:21:22,964 --> 00:21:26,378 Professor, we're all sick of your upbeat attitude.[ All Agreeing ] 346 00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:30,344 Nonsense. It's just like in the song I wrote. 347 00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:33,344 ♪ We all need a new angle on life ♪ 348 00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:36,000 [ Sighs ] Bender, you've gotta help us. 349 00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:40,000 I try to get out, but they keep pullin' me back in! 350 00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:43,654 ♪ Wangle a new dangle on life ♪ [ Bones Cracking, Groaning ] 351 00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:47,517 No, Bender! The other way!I like him better this way. 352 00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:49,895 I'm sad now. 353 00:21:49,964 --> 00:21:51,895 Eh, it's fine.