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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!

2
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[ Boat Horns Blowing ]

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Push, Mrs. Fry.
You're almost there.[ Grunting ]

4
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You can do it, honey.
Squeeze one out for America.

5
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Hey, keep it down!
It's the ninth inning!

6
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[ Crowd Cheering ][ Announcer ]
Here's the 0-2 pitch to Crypool.

7
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He's taking all the way
for a called strike three.

8
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Swing the bat, you bum!

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[ Wailing ]

10
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It's a boy!
And look at that red hair!

11
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You sayin'
my son's a Commie?

12
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[ Announcer ]
Groady leans into the pitch--
It hits him!

13
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The Mets win!

14
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[ Squeals, Laughs ]
This is the happiest day
of my life!

15
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Here's your baby, ma'am.Yeah, okay, thanks.

16
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So, what shall we name him?Ehh, you pick.
I picked dinner last night.

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I was thinkin' of Philip,
after those screwdrivers.

18
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That's a fantastic idea.
More morphine, please.

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Look, Yancy, it's
your baby brother Philip.

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I wanna be named Philip!
Me Philip! Me Philip!

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Son, your name is Yancy,

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just like me and my grandfather,
and so on,

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all the way back
to minuteman Yancy Fry,

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who blasted Commies
in the American Revolution.

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Philip, until I find
a suitable model
of an I.C.B.M.,

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you'll have to make do
learning to fear
this toy spacecraft.

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[ Cooing, Laughing ]

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Mine! Mine!

29
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[ Wailing ]

30
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[ Bell Ringing ][ Horses Whinnying ]

31
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[ Crowd Cheering ]Come on!

32
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Baby needs
a new pair of shoes!

33
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To hell with your spoiled baby. Ineed those shoes!

34
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[ Announcer ] And it's a dead heat!

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They're checking the electron microscope.

36
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And the winner is...

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number three in a quantum finish!

38
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No fair!
You changed the outcome
by measuring it!

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How'd you do, Fry?I'll tell you
when my horse finishes.

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Bad.

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♪♪ [ Chamber ]

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In today's field
we own four horses
and two jockeys.

43
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We just put our best jockey
out to stud, Amy.
He's perfect for you.

44
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Hey, baby.
Ever do it in a suitcase?

45
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Ooh, look!
It's the centaur race!

46
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[ Bell Ringing ] [ Crowd Cheering ]

47
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Oww!Aah! Oww!
Oww!

48
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Come on, come on!

49
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Hey, Leela, how 'bout
a kiss for good luck?[ Sighs ]

50
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I meant tongueluck.

51
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Oww!Oww!
Oww!

52
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[ Announcer ] And the winner is number four, Steven!

53
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Ohh!
I am so unlucky.

54
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I've run over black cats
that were luckier than me.

55
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Get your pipin' hot
horseburgers,

56
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horse fries,
horse cakes and shakes.

57
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We got tongue
straight from the horse's mouth.

58
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Hmm.It all sounds good.

59
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All our horses
are 100% horse-fed...

60
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for that double-horse,
juiced-in goodness.

61
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I'll have
the cholesterol-free omelet
with Horse Beaters.

62
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- And you, sir?
How can I horse you?
- I'll have a horse Coke.

63
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- Horse Pepsi okay?
- Nay.

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♪♪ [ Whistling ]

65
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[ Pressurized Needle
Fires ][ Whinnies ]

66
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- [ Yawns ]
- [ Giggling ]

67
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Hey,
what are you doing?This.

68
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[ Needle Fires ][ Snoring ]

69
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Dear Horse God,
I know I don't usually
pray to you.

70
00:04:16,793 --> 00:04:18,723
Sometimes I doubt
you even exist.

71
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But if you're willing
to grant me luck,
please stamp your hoof once.

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- [ Bell Ringing ]
- [ Crowd Cheering ]

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[ Laughing ]

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Come on, number six!
Move it!

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[ Yawns ]

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Don't do that!
What are you--

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[ Yawns ]
Man, it's contagious.

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[ Announcer ] And the winner is Harry Trotter...

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by the entire racetrack!

80
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[ Beeping ]Ya-hoo-hoo-hoo!

81
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That'll teach those other horses
to take drugs.

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That's it!

83
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You can only take my money
for so long
before you take it all,

84
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and I say enough!

85
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I've got one dollar left,
and this one I'm holding onto.

86
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Oh, no, you don't!

87
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I may not know much
about horses,

88
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but I know a lot
about doing anything
for one dollar.

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If you think bad luck
can defeat me,

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then you don't know
my name is Philip J.--

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[ Groaning ]

92
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Whew.

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[ Screaming ]

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- [ Crash ]
- [ Groans ]

95
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That is one unlucky guy.

96
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Kareem's got the skyhook,
but Philip J. Fry's
got the space-hook.

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Yancy drives.
He goes up with
his patented space-hook.

98
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Hey, that's my
patented space-hook.

99
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You stole it.You're not
the president of it.

100
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Holy camoly!
A seven-leaf clover!

101
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I'm dying
of old age!

102
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Game over! Phil wins!

103
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Yancy's fans
are stunned!

104
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There'll be no celebration
at the Yancydome!

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Lucky.

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[ Sizzling ]♪♪ [ Whistling ]

107
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Well, someone's
in a good mode.

108
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Let's just say
I lucked out
at the track.

109
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Also,
I rigged one race.

110
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I'd have won a lot
of money too, if I still had
my lucky seven-leaf clover.

111
00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,343
Plus,
I'd still have my hair.

112
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I got your page, Mr. Fry.
Your new hair is ready.

113
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So, whatever happened
to this seven-leaf clover?

114
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I hid it in
a secret hiding place...

115
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whose location
I never told anyone,
not even Scruffy.

116
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So the clover is still
in the hiding place, maybe?

117
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Hey, yeah,
maybe it is still there,

118
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underground in the ruins
of Old New York...

119
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helping some ant
defeat another ant,

120
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or helping some piece of dirt
turn its luck around.

121
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Dirt doesn't need luck.

122
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I'm going down there
to get my clover back.

123
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Some of the tunnels have
metal bars, so I'll need someone
who's good at bending.

124
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Leela, how about you?Sure, I'll do it.

125
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Like hell you will!
Bending's my middle name.

126
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- It is?
- Yep.

127
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My full name
is Bender Bending Rodriguez.

128
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Here's the entrance.

129
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From this moment on,
I declare my bad luck
officially over.

130
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Waaa-aaaah!

131
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[ Thud ]He was fun.

132
00:08:07,826 --> 00:08:10,033
Well, if we get bored
looking for the clover,

133
00:08:10,103 --> 00:08:12,793
I've got Tetris
on this thing.

134
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Look, up ahead.Old New York.

135
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The city that inspired
a casino in Las Vegas.

136
00:08:20,964 --> 00:08:24,343
[ Owl Hooting ]Wow, we've got Manhattan
all to ourselves.

137
00:08:24,413 --> 00:08:28,000
I can finally do
all the crazy stuff
I always dreamed of doing.

138
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Howard Stern is overrated!
[ Giggling ]

139
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- Uh, oops!
- New York is so burned!

140
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- Remember when Mayor Giuliani
cracked down on jaywalking?
- No.

141
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Well, Rudy,
how do you like
this action?

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[ Groans ]

143
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As you know,
the big break-dance battle
is Saturday.

144
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So if we want to win
those Jam Master Jay
autographed parachute pants,

145
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our crew has to pop, lock
and bust the freshest.

146
00:09:02,033 --> 00:09:04,861
Noticeably F.A.T.,
drop us a beat.

147
00:09:04,931 --> 00:09:08,758
[ Imitates Scratching,
Hip-hop Beat ]

148
00:09:08,826 --> 00:09:10,688
- Name?
- Cosmic F.

149
00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,067
- Style?
- Outer space.

150
00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:16,067
- Special moves?
- The moonwalk.

151
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The robot.

152
00:09:18,136 --> 00:09:20,102
The Zero "G."

153
00:09:21,379 --> 00:09:23,447
- Name?
- Cosmic Y.

154
00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:26,136
- Style?
- Uh, deep space.

155
00:09:26,206 --> 00:09:28,826
- Deep space?
- Special moves?

156
00:09:28,895 --> 00:09:30,551
- The space walk.
- Hey!

157
00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:33,517
The robot.The robot?
That's similar to mine!

158
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The Zero "G."

159
00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,136
What are you doing?
You totally ripped off
my routine.

160
00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:43,274
- You callin' me a biter?
- [ Stops Hip-hop Sounds ]

161
00:09:43,344 --> 00:09:47,758
Why do you always have to steal
everything from me, Yancy?
Find your own life and live it.

162
00:09:47,826 --> 00:09:49,793
Stop illin'.
Word.

163
00:09:49,861 --> 00:09:53,931
Well, I'd like to see you
try to steal this--
the septuple head spin.

164
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,206
[ All Gasp ]He's just scratchin'.

165
00:09:56,274 --> 00:09:58,724
No one's ever done
more than a quadruple.

166
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Oh, yeah?

167
00:10:00,481 --> 00:10:02,413
Noticeably F.A.T.,
rewind the tape.

168
00:10:02,481 --> 00:10:05,586
[ Imitating Tape Rewinding,
Continues Hip-hop Beat ]

169
00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:19,793
Crazy sucker.

170
00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:23,481
[ Onlookers Murmuring ]Phil, you're hype!

171
00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:25,481
That was ice-cold,
bro.

172
00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:29,654
Fry, if I ever
see you try anything
that crazy again,

173
00:10:29,724 --> 00:10:33,724
this crew might just have
some new parachute pants!

174
00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:36,172
[ Cheering, Shouting ]

175
00:10:37,861 --> 00:10:39,793
Stop hoggin'
the clover!

176
00:10:39,861 --> 00:10:41,793
[ Both Grunting ]

177
00:10:41,861 --> 00:10:43,793
Oww!

178
00:10:43,861 --> 00:10:45,861
[ Groans ]

179
00:10:51,895 --> 00:10:55,309
[ Sighs ]
All right, team.
Let's go find that clover.

180
00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:59,000
Which way to your house?
The sign says
we're at 71st Street.

181
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:00,826
[ Fry ] 71st Street?

182
00:11:00,895 --> 00:11:04,688
Hmm. Never heard of it.
Downtown could be
in any direction.

183
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:08,172
No sweat. We'll just take
a spin on the "B" train.

184
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:11,965
[ Crackling ]Oooh,
that feels funny.

185
00:11:14,136 --> 00:11:16,102
This is the
Brooklyn-bound "B" train,

186
00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:18,586
making local stops
at wherever the hell
I feel like.

187
00:11:18,654 --> 00:11:22,274
Watch for the closing doors.
[ Imitates Bell Dinging ]

188
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,758
[ Snoring ]

189
00:11:36,033 --> 00:11:37,965
Wake up, buddy.
End of the line.

190
00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:40,000
[ Muttering ]

191
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,793
Gosh, my old neighborhood.

192
00:11:43,861 --> 00:11:47,240
Oh! That's the bench
where I found some shirts!

193
00:11:47,309 --> 00:11:50,620
That fire hydrant--
In the summer
we'd light on fire.

194
00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:54,793
On that corner, some guy
with a bushy beard handed out
a Socialist newsletter.

195
00:11:54,861 --> 00:11:57,481
- Was it poorly xeroxed?
- You better believe it!

196
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:01,274
The old comedians were right.
This place is
a lot different from L.A.

197
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:05,654
Pardon me.
Did I overhear you say
you used to live here?

198
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,172
That's right.Did you know Andy Goldman?

199
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,309
Yeah. He was my neighbor.
Why?

200
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:13,172
- I mutated from him!
- Get outta here!

201
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,206
What's Andy up to these days?

202
00:12:16,309 --> 00:12:18,172
The short answer is,
I'm teaching.

203
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,309
He seemed nice.Sure, when he's sober.

204
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:28,240
Holy camoly!
The house I grew up in!
It's still there!

205
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:31,274
Man, Father Time...

206
00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:33,826
really took a bat
to this place.

207
00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:38,654
That stupid clover
is a worthless
piece of garbage!

208
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,620
Give it, give it,
give it!

209
00:12:40,688 --> 00:12:42,688
[ Fry ] Mom! Help!

210
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,861
Yes!Yancy's trying
to steal my clover.

211
00:12:46,931 --> 00:12:50,274
Yancy,
stealing is wrong.[ Both Arguing ]

212
00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:52,758
[ Yancy ]
I'm gonna pile-drive you!Stop it! Aaah!

213
00:12:52,826 --> 00:12:54,931
You're dead meat!

214
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,965
What's happenin'
up there?

215
00:12:57,033 --> 00:13:00,379
Did Kremlin Joe
let fly with the nukes?Not yet, Commander.

216
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,379
Yancy's just trying
to steal my stuff,
as usual.

217
00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:06,379
Well, he'd better
keep his hands
off these bananas.

218
00:13:06,447 --> 00:13:10,067
Gonna need them
when the radiation
turns us all into monkeys.

219
00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:15,379
The Ronco Record Vault.

220
00:13:15,447 --> 00:13:19,413
Yancy'll never get
his hands on you in here
or my money back.

221
00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:23,965
Ah, The Breakfast Club
soundtrack.

222
00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:28,000
Man, I can't wait
till I'm old enough
to feel ways about stuff.

223
00:13:31,826 --> 00:13:35,136
Stay safe, clover.
I may need you again
someday.

224
00:13:44,861 --> 00:13:46,826
This was
the storage room.

225
00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:49,826
My dad spent years
turning it into
a bomb shelter.

226
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:53,793
And yet you guys never had
a single nuclear war.What a waste.

227
00:13:53,861 --> 00:13:57,274
This is it.
My Ronco Record Vault.

228
00:13:58,688 --> 00:14:00,895
I still remember
the combination.

229
00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:03,758
Three.

230
00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:05,793
[ Grunting ]
It's stuck.

231
00:14:05,861 --> 00:14:09,688
The Achilles' heel
of the Ronco design is its
structural resonance frequency.

232
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:11,758
Allow me.[ Knuckles Crack ]

233
00:14:12,861 --> 00:14:15,206
[ Rumbling,
Electronic Humming ]

234
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:23,033
There we go.

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00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:27,309
Here it is.
The Breakfast Club
soundtrack.

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You mean
breakfast club
sandwich.

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I hid my seven-leaf clover
in this very record jacket...

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so my brother Yancy
wouldn't get it.

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Here goes.

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It's gone!

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00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,965
The whole place
has been cleaned out!

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Yancy stole my clover!
That thief!

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00:14:44,826 --> 00:14:46,620
How do you know
it didn't disintegrate?

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Everything else in here
held up okay.

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Except Sports
by Huey Lewis.

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I don't know
why my brother
hated me so much.

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Oh, brothers
always fight.

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I'm sure deep down
he loved you.

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00:15:01,481 --> 00:15:04,413
He just never
got a chance to say it
before you got frozen.

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You think?
'Cause I always
kinda wished that--

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[ Gasps ]

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Who is that
godlike figure?

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It's my brother, Yancy.

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And there, in his lapel--
my seven-leaf clover!

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- I knew he stole it!
- Hold the phone.

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00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:23,379
If that's Yancy, why does the
inscription say "Philip J. Fry"?

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Wait a second.
That's myname.

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Good Lord!
He ditched his goofy name
and stole mine!

259
00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:31,413
Apparently,
this brave Adonis,

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this Cadillac of men,

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was the
"first person on Mars."

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[ Fry ] First person on Mars?

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I should have been
the first person on Mars!

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He stole my clover,
he stole my name,
and he stole my life.

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[ Grunts ]
And now he broke my hand!

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His legend
lives on!

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So you opened
the record vault,
and the clover was gone?

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00:15:56,724 --> 00:16:01,861
Yep. Nothing in there but
all the best music of the 1980s
in one amazing collection.

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Survivor, Pat Benatar,
the Scorpions--
the list goes on.

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That clover helped
my rat fink brother steal
my dream of going into space.

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Now I'll never
get there.

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00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:13,551
You went there
this morning
for doughnuts.

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"First person on Mars."
Oh, so your brother
was thatPhilip J. Fry.

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I'm Philip J. Fry!
He stole my name
after I got frozen!

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Shut up, friends!

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My Internet browser
heard us saying
the word "Fry"...

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and it found a movie
about Philip J. Fry for us.

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It also opened
my calendar
to Friday...

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and ordered me
some French fries.

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[ Narrator ]
Philip J. Fry,

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astronaut,
philanthropist,
entrepreneur,

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was a great man
truly worthy of narration.

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Fry was the first man
on Mars,

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a feat that has
never since been equaled.

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That should've been me!

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The ever-lucky Fry
made his fortune
after striking oil...

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in the bathroom
of the mansion he had won
in a lottery.

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That's my clover!
Yancy stole it!

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00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:05,517
After a whirlwind fling with
Icelandic supermodel Njord,

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Fry scored a string
of top-ten hits
with his rock band Leaf Seven,

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known for their hypnotic
rhythms, driving bass lines
and memorable hooks.

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That's what I'mknown for!

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Phil came in, right?
He strummed out
this tune, yeah?

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And I said,
"That's a number-one record."

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[ Narrator ]
Today, Fry spends
most of his time in his grave...

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at Orbiting Meadows
National Cemetery,

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buried with the trademark
seven-leaf clover...

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that will bring him luck
in the next life,
perhaps, some Egyptians believe.

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00:17:32,378 --> 00:17:34,309
So that's where
my clover is.

300
00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:36,550
Hey, is that
orbiting cemetery
near here?

301
00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,550
It will be
in a couple hours.

302
00:17:38,619 --> 00:17:42,240
Good. Leela, Bender,
we're going grave robbing.

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I'll get my kit!

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Thanks for lending me
your tux, Dad.

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00:17:50,205 --> 00:17:52,136
It'll be perfect
for my wedding.

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Yancy, that tux
got me through 'Nam
in style.

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[ Sighs ]

308
00:17:57,689 --> 00:18:00,103
I just wish your brother
was still around to see this.

309
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,448
I'll never forget the day
Philip disappeared.

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00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:04,792
Wisconsin won
the Rose Bowl, 17-9.

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00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:07,275
Oh, I miss him.Ooh, that reminds me.

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I was thinking
I'd rummage through
Phil's records...

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for something to play
at the wedding.

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00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:14,931
Have a look downstairs.
Your brother may be missing,
but his crap sure isn't.

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[ Grunting ]

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♪♪ [ Humming ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Ah, Breakfast Club.
This'll clear out the room
at the end of the reception.

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[ Gasps ]

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00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:06,136
They buried your brother
in the "World Heroes" section?
I'm impressed.

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00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:09,378
I should be the one
in that grave!

322
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,931
Hmm.
We lost Bender.

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00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,964
[ Metal Clanking ]There.

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00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:29,689
Now no one will be able
to say I don't own
John Larroquette's spine.

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00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:34,000
Aha!
My brother's grave.

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00:19:37,103 --> 00:19:40,034
"Philip Fry,
The Original Martian."

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00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:42,275
It's all lies,
every word of it.

328
00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:45,275
He wasn't original. He wasn't
a Martian. He wasn't Philip Fry.

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00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:47,689
And since when
is he a "The"?

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00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:50,067
You're twice the "The"
he ever was.

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00:19:50,136 --> 00:19:52,103
It's clovering time.

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00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:56,378
[ All Grunting ]

333
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,964
So, had any ideas
for names, Yancy?

334
00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:13,654
Uh, I'm sorta
thinking of one.

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00:20:13,723 --> 00:20:17,309
Daddy has a present
for you today.
Do you know what it is?

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00:20:17,378 --> 00:20:20,758
It's a lucky clover
that can help you be successful,
whatever you do.

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00:20:20,826 --> 00:20:22,792
Even break dancing.

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00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:25,792
And it once belonged
to someone very special.

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00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:28,758
I know what name
you want to give him, Yancy.
It's okay.

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00:20:28,826 --> 00:20:30,792
Really?

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00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:33,758
Son, I'm naming you
Philip J. Fry,

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00:20:33,826 --> 00:20:36,275
in honor of
my little brother,

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who I miss every day.

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00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:42,136
I love you, Philip,
[ Sniffles ]
and I always will.

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00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:48,895
[ Giggles ]

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00:20:53,205 --> 00:20:55,619
"Here lies
Philip J. Fry,

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00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,619
"named for his uncle,

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00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,931
to carry on
his spirit."

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00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:03,067
[ Crash ] [ Bender ] Pay dirt!

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00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:06,067
I got the clover,
plus his wedding ring.

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00:21:06,136 --> 00:21:08,344
Sorry, ladies, I'm taken.

352
00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:11,723
Hey, Fry, you want me
to smack the corpse up
a little?

353
00:21:19,136 --> 00:21:22,758
Uh, Bender, I think Fry
needs a moment alone.

354
00:21:22,826 --> 00:21:24,792
All right.
Grab a shovel.

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00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:27,481
I'm only one skull short
of a Mouseketeer reunion.

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00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,067
♪ Don't you ♪

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00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:34,448
♪ Forget about me ♪

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00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:38,344
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪

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00:21:38,413 --> 00:21:40,689
♪ Don't you ♪

360
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,136
♪ Forget about me ♪

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00:21:46,448 --> 00:21:50,689
♪ Will you recognize me ♪

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00:21:50,758 --> 00:21:55,067
♪ Call my name  or walk on by ♪♪