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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!

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♪ Froggie went a-courtin'  and he did ride  Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

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♪ Well, Froggie went a-courtin'
and he did ride ♪

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[ Babbles ]
♪ Somethin'
Bender is great ♪

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♪ Froggie went a-courtin'
and Bender is great ♪

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♪ Uh-huh ♪♪ [ Thudding ]

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[ Fry ] Oh, my God!

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They dug up a bag of
Olestra chips from my time.

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[ Clanging, Groans ]

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[ Grunting, Groans ]

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There must be layers and layers
of old stuff down there.

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[ Gasps ]What's that?

13
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One of those Led Zeppelins
I've heard so much about?

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No, it's an old
Volkswagen van.

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Hey, mister, mind if I
take this old van?

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Sure. You want to dump
the corpses out of theres,
it's yourses.

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Yeah, yeah.
I've gotten used cars before.

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[ Grunting ]

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- [ Gulping ]
- What's that?

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One of those
Jefferson Starships
I've heard so much about?

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It's called a van.
And in light of the fact
that it's not a-rockin',

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I invite you
to come a-knockin'.

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Wow! Neat!Oh!

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It's a triumph
of free-spirited
German engineering.

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Hey! The speedometer
only goes up to 80.

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This thing can't go faster
than 80,000 miles an hour?

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No, it can't. But it's got
a driver's side floor...

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and an eight-track player
with genuine mono sound.

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Where's the device that
lets you speed or slow
the passage of time?

30
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- Under the seat.
- [ Engine Grinding ]

31
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Why won't it start?It just needs some gas.

32
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Wrong again, idiot.
There is no gas.

33
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Petroleum reserves
ran dry in 2038.

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Gas was an environmental
disaster anyway.

35
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Now we use
alternative fuels.

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Like what?Whale oil.

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Bender, lift it up
to the can opener.

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Oh, no!
I'm not going near it.

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Last time, that magnetic psycho
nearly cut my head off.

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Oh, right.
Plus, the magnet...

41
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screws up your inhibition unit
and makes you sing folk songs.

42
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What? Who said anything
about me secretly wanting
to be a folk singer?

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How ridiculous!

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Bender, if you don't open
that can right now,
your fear will own you.

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And nothing that
can opener could ever do
would be worse than that.

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Okay. Okay.
I can do this.

47
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It's time to take life
by the cans.

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[ Grunting ]

49
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Come on.
You can do it.Go on, you dummy.

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[ Electronic Hum ][ Shouts ]

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♪ Jimmy crack corn
and I don't care ♪
[ Groaning ]

52
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♪ Jimmy crack corn
and I don't care ♪
[ Groaning Continues ]

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Oh, no![ All Exclaiming ]

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♪ I don't care
'cause the master's
gone away ♪♪

55
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It's toe-tappingly tragic.[ Groaning ]

56
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Doc, I can't move
my arms and legs.
What's wrong with me?

57
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[ Sighs ]
This is the worst part
of the job.

58
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- What is it? Good news?
- Bender, your hydraulics
are shot.

59
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You'll never move again.[ Gasps ]

60
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You mean--I'm sorry.

61
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You'll have to
get a new one.[ Sobbing ]

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[ All Exclaiming ]Poor Bender.

63
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Well, let's drag him
to the curb.

64
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Wait a minute.
Bender is my best friend.

65
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We can't just dump him
in the gutter like
Grandma's ashes.

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Oh! My life is over.

67
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I'll never know
happiness again. [ Honking ]

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[ Laughs ]
Hello there.

69
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Look, Bender.
It's Patch Cord Adams.

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He heals with
the power of laughter.

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Come on. Take it.
[ Honks ]

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What's the matter?
Can't move your arms?

73
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Obviously not,
or I'd be strangling you
right now.

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Hey, here's a giggle.

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[ Honking ]

76
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Did you hear why
they're using Windows 3000
as a prison guard?

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- No. Why?
- 'Cause it always locks up.
[ Honks ]

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[ Forced Laughter ]

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For the love of God,
somebody kick his ass!

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Well, so long.
Get well soon.

81
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Oh. Well.
So long anyway.

82
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Oh, I'm doomed!

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Everybody leave me alone.
I don't wanna be seen this way.

84
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Aw, you look so sad.

85
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You want me to send
Patch Cord Adams back in?

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[ Sobbing ]

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[ Sobbing Continues ]

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♪♪ [ Harmonica: Blues ]

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[ Sniffs ]
Hey, the blues.

90
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The tragic sound
of other people's suffering.

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- That's kind of a pick-me-up.
- ♪♪ [ Continues ]

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Wow, that was great!Hey, thanks.
You a fan?

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I don't know.
Let me see.

94
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Oh, my God, you're Beck!

95
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I'd get up to shake your hand
and steal your wallet,

96
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but my crappy body
crapped out on me.

97
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Don't take it so hard.
I used to miss my body too,

98
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but then I fished
this mannequin out of
the 92-Cent Store Dumpster.

99
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Wow! We've sure got
a lot in common, Beck.

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I always dreamed of being
a musician-poet
who transcends genres,

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even as he reinvents them,
just like you.

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So do it, robot.
It's easier than it looks.

103
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Yeah, thanks,
but it's hopeless.

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I'll never be a musician now.

105
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Or maybe... you'll be
the best musician ever.

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[ Whispering ]

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[ Grunts ]
What's this for?

108
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Try and scrape it
across your chest,
like a knife on burnt toast.

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[ Grunting ]

110
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Come on. Move those arms.
Use the power
of mental thinking.

111
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Make it dynamic.[ Clattering ]

112
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Yeah-yeah-yee! All right.
Congratulations, my friend.

113
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Why? 'Cause I can make
annoying noises?

114
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Exactly. I use those
all the time in my music.

115
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Bender, I want you to become
my new washboard player.

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[ Gasps ]
All right!

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Go Bender! Go Bender! Go Bender!

118
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[ Honking ]Well, that's
my good friend Beck.

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I'm off to rock a series
of mid-level venues.

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Kudos, Bender.
You got mangled,
and now you're a singer.

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Both our dreams came true.

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[ Honks ]

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Hey, I have an idea.
Who wants to cram in my van...

124
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and follow Bender on tour
and live there in the van?

125
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[ Backfiring ]

126
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I don't know, Fry.
I think I'm too poor to follow
a band around in a van.

127
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[ Honking ]

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Come on. Move it.
We gotta get to the concert...

129
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and make the audience
wait for it to start.

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[ Backfiring ]

131
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Bad news, friends.

132
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My shell ran.

133
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Zoidberg, you idiot!

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My outfit--
it's-- it's--

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Kind of cool.Yeah. I like it.

136
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- Me too,
now that I'm used to it.
- Then it was all on purpose.

137
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You're lucky to have
Zoidberg as a friend.

138
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But cross me,
and I'll turn on you like that.[ Snaps Claws ]

139
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[ Shrieking ]

140
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[ Beck ] ♪ There's a destination  a little up the road ♪

141
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♪ From the habitations
and the towns we know ♪[ Clucking ]

142
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♪ A place we saw
the lights turn low ♪

143
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♪ The jigsaw jazz
and the get-fresh flow ♪

144
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♪ Pulling out jives
and jamboree handouts ♪

145
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♪ Two turntables
and a microphone ♪

146
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♪ Bottles and cans
Just clap your hands ♪ [ Hands Clapping ]

147
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♪ Just clap your hands ♪

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[ Crowd Whooping ]♪ Where it's at ♪

149
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♪ Got a washboard stomach
and a microphone ♪

150
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♪♪ [ Clanging To Beat ]

151
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♪ That was a washboard brain ♪♪

152
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Whoo!Oh, yeah!

153
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Yeah!

154
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One bowl of Jell-O knuckles,
please.

155
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That'll be three "pic-a-tures"
of George Washington.

156
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Oh, no!
My beautiful money!

157
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It got ruined in the wash.Mine too.
Even my change.

158
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Get lost,
you moneyless hippies!

159
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You heard him, freaks.

160
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We don't like your type
around here.

161
00:09:00,895 --> 00:09:03,620
These are the types we like.

162
00:09:06,274 --> 00:09:10,309
Bender, that was thebest
40-minute washboard solo
I've ever heard.

163
00:09:10,379 --> 00:09:13,344
The parts when I was awake
blew my mind.

164
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[ Thud ]

165
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Whoa! Check out
all those broken robots.
Howdy, fellas!

166
00:09:19,654 --> 00:09:22,172
Oh, I don't believe
my broken eyes!

167
00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,447
It's Bender,
the washboard player!

168
00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:27,172
Hey, man, we caught
your concert from here.

169
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[ All ]
You rock!

170
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Oh-- Oh, Bender,
sign my chest!

171
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It's in that bin behind me.

172
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Yo, brother!
Thanks for showin' that
broken robots are still useful.

173
00:09:37,517 --> 00:09:39,758
Aw, hang in there, folks.

174
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I bet before you know it,
you guys'll be-- [ Clattering ]

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[ Clattering Continues ]

176
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[ Clattering Stops ]

177
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That is so wrong!
You can't just melt down
broken robots.

178
00:09:56,136 --> 00:09:58,067
Not right when
they're kissing my ass.

179
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Whoa, dawg.
Just cold chill.

180
00:10:02,274 --> 00:10:04,551
You know, when I'm upset,
I write a song about it.

181
00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:08,413
Like, when I wrote
"Devil's Haircut,"
I was feeling really--

182
00:10:08,481 --> 00:10:11,309
- What's that song about?
- Hey, yeah.

183
00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:14,136
I could write a song...
with real words.

184
00:10:14,206 --> 00:10:16,309
Not phony ones,
like "odelay."

185
00:10:16,379 --> 00:10:19,551
"Odelay" is a word.
Just look it up
in the Becktionary.

186
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,965
Oh.

187
00:10:26,931 --> 00:10:29,033
♪♪ [ Humming ]

188
00:10:29,102 --> 00:10:32,481
I'm workin' on my song.
Hand me the Becktionary.

189
00:10:32,551 --> 00:10:36,102
No, no,
the rhyming Becktionary.[ Sighs ]

190
00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:39,447
I wish I could help
raise awareness
about broken robots.

191
00:10:39,517 --> 00:10:42,344
But what can I do?
I only weigh eight pounds.

192
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:45,274
Wait a minute.
You know lots of rock stars.

193
00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:48,309
And most of them like to look
like they care about things.

194
00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:51,965
We can all get together
for a big benefit concert
in San Francisco.

195
00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:55,758
And we can call it "Bend-Aid"
after me, Bender.

196
00:10:55,826 --> 00:10:57,586
And you can sing
that song you're writing.

197
00:10:57,654 --> 00:11:00,067
And I'll let you sing backup.

198
00:11:00,136 --> 00:11:03,620
But remember who the star is--
me, Bender.

199
00:11:15,309 --> 00:11:18,274
♪♪ [ Rock ][ Crowd Cheering ]

200
00:11:20,309 --> 00:11:21,620
[ Buzzing ]

201
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,274
[ Neon Buzzing ]

202
00:11:37,309 --> 00:11:41,620
All right. "Hands in the air" rhymes with "just don't care."

203
00:11:41,688 --> 00:11:43,965
And... finished!

204
00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:46,033
[ Sniffs, Groans ]

205
00:11:46,102 --> 00:11:48,654
Smells like something
died in the wall. [ Door Opens ]

206
00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:50,724
Surprise!

207
00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:53,413
Mind if we
crash here tonight?

208
00:11:53,481 --> 00:11:55,344
The colors in the van
are keeping us awake.

209
00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:58,620
All right,
but hands off the minibar.

210
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,447
Wow! I forgot about TV.
Living free on the road,

211
00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:05,965
you realize how much better
life is without it.

212
00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:08,551
Well, let's see what's on.♪♪ [ Folk ]

213
00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,758
[ Announcer ]
Tuesday, Golden Gate Park--

214
00:12:10,826 --> 00:12:14,102
The monsters of vaguely
folkish alterna-rock...

215
00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:18,861
will strum your brains out
at Bend-Aid, Bend-Aid!

216
00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:21,758
Featuring Beck,
Wailing Fungus...

217
00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:24,206
and special guest Bender!
[ Echoing ]

218
00:12:24,274 --> 00:12:26,240
A portion of the proceeds
might go to help broken robots.

219
00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:28,033
Yeah!
Hooray!Great.

220
00:12:28,102 --> 00:12:31,481
- Bender, you're famous!
- [ Sniffling ] Yeah.

221
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,481
This coming together
of superstars...

222
00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:36,861
really means a lot to you,
doesn't it, Bender?

223
00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:39,620
Uh-huh. Helping
my defective brothers...

224
00:12:39,688 --> 00:12:41,861
is the first thing
I've ever cared about,

225
00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:44,172
even the slightest bit.
[ Sniffling Continues ]

226
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,654
You know, when I first got broken,

227
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:51,481
I felt my life was over,
but look at me now.

228
00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:55,309
I got fame, money, groupies,

229
00:12:55,379 --> 00:12:59,240
and it's all thanks to
being completely immobilized.

230
00:12:59,309 --> 00:13:02,895
That's why I'll be proud
to go up on stage tomorrow
and say,

231
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:06,724
"Look at me, world!
I am a broken robot!"

232
00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:09,620
Bender, you can move.
You're cured.

233
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:13,033
Oh, crap! It's a miracle!

234
00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:21,067
I can move again.
[ Sobbing ]

235
00:13:21,136 --> 00:13:23,826
My music career is over.

236
00:13:23,895 --> 00:13:26,654
Bender, I don't claim
to understand "the biz,"

237
00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:29,206
but wouldn't being able to move
help your music career?

238
00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:31,309
No! Don't you see?

239
00:13:31,379 --> 00:13:35,033
I was a hero to broken robots
'cause I was one of them.

240
00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:38,379
But how can I sing about
being damaged if I'm not?

241
00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:42,136
That's like Christina Aguilera
singin' in Spanish.

242
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:46,000
[ Gasps ]
Wait! That's it!
I'll fake it.

243
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:48,758
[ Tires Screeching ]

244
00:13:53,826 --> 00:13:57,102
[ Snorting, Spitting ]

245
00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:01,240
You better not do that
at the concert.

246
00:14:01,309 --> 00:14:05,274
I can't stop.
When I eat too much dirt,
I get stuff in my throat.

247
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,000
- [ Spits ]
- [ Groans ]

248
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,517
You are so disgusting. I--
[ Gasps ]

249
00:14:12,826 --> 00:14:14,758
They're beautiful!

250
00:14:14,826 --> 00:14:16,793
Ew! You're touching them.

251
00:14:16,861 --> 00:14:18,758
I've never seen
pearls like this.

252
00:14:18,826 --> 00:14:20,931
Dr. Zoidberg,
you're amazing!

253
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,895
I am?
At last, recognition!

254
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,586
[ Snorting ]

255
00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:29,826
[ Chattering ]

256
00:14:29,895 --> 00:14:33,136
[ Man On P.A. ] Gentle hippies, put your filthy hands together...

257
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,965
for the folk stylings
of Cylon and Garfunkel!

258
00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:40,481
[ Crowd Cheering ]

259
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:42,447
Here's a song
that was beautiful...

260
00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:45,000
when performed
by my ancestor, Art.

261
00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:51,793
♪ Are you goin'
to Scarborough Fair ♪

262
00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:57,309
[ Cylon In Robotic Monotone ]
♪ Parsley, sage
rosemary and thyme ♪

263
00:14:57,379 --> 00:15:00,620
♪ Remember me ♪ [ Van Approaching ]

264
00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:03,102
♪ To one
who lives there ♪

265
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,102
[ Backfiring ]

266
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,447
[ Cylon ] ♪ She once was ♪

267
00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:10,965
♪ A true love of mine ♪♪

268
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:14,481
We're home.Well, let's earn
some bread.

269
00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:18,688
Brothers and sisters,
get your love beads.

270
00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:21,931
Can't journey
to the center of your mind
without love beads.

271
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,654
Wow, look at the colors!

272
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,033
These'll go great
with my soul.

273
00:15:27,102 --> 00:15:31,344
Glad you like them.
I've been making fine jewelry
for years, apparently.

274
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:34,447
I'll take three.Give me one, man.

275
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,551
I'll trade you a bad poem.

276
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:40,309
[ Man On P.A. ]
And now, stand up and turn on
your hidden tape recorders...

277
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:43,136
for... Beck!♪♪ [ Rock ]

278
00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:46,758
With special guest,
Bender, the Broken Robot!

279
00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:49,688
[ Cheering ]

280
00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:55,688
Bender rules!Groove on, man!

281
00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:57,758
[ Woman ] Rock it, Bender!

282
00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:04,033
♪ Can't you hear
those cavalry drums ♪

283
00:16:04,102 --> 00:16:06,965
♪ Hijacking your equilibrium ♪

284
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,965
♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ Midnight snacks ♪

285
00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:10,965
♪ In the mausoleum ♪♪

286
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:13,206
♪♪ [ Continues ]

287
00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,344
[ Crowd Cheering ]

288
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:25,067
Thank you. That song doesn't
usually last three hours,

289
00:16:25,136 --> 00:16:27,654
but we got into a serious thing,

290
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:29,688
and then I forgot how it ended.

291
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:32,481
Anyway, one last item
of business before we go.

292
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:36,136
Bender, to start your foundation
for broken robots,

293
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:39,793
here's a big cardboard check
for $14,000.

294
00:16:39,861 --> 00:16:42,688
It's been an emotional day
for me.

295
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:44,965
[ Sobs ]
I don't know what to say.

296
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:48,344
Then maybe you should sing it.
Lay it down, boys.

297
00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:49,758
♪♪ [ Soft Rock ]

298
00:16:49,826 --> 00:16:53,654
Ladies, gentlemen,
smoking heaps of machinery--

299
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:55,517
[ Cheering ]

300
00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:58,758
This is a song called
"My Broken Friend."

301
00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:00,826
[ Crowd Cheering ]

302
00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:05,309
♪ People say my broken friend
is useless ♪

303
00:17:05,378 --> 00:17:07,689
♪ But I say his mind is free ♪

304
00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:13,344
♪ There's lots of things
my mangled robot friend
could be ♪

305
00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:16,619
Kick it.♪ He could make
a good hat rack ♪

306
00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:18,654
♪ He only has to
stand there ♪

307
00:17:18,723 --> 00:17:22,000
- ♪ Or a cheap doorstop ♪
- ♪ He doesn't need to move ♪

308
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:25,000
♪ Or a great big
giant thermos ♪♪ Giant thermos ♪

309
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:28,309
♪ With a twist-off top ♪♪ That would be good for soup ♪

310
00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:30,723
♪ He could be
a storage closet ♪

311
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,689
[ Together ]
♪ For outdated pants ♪

312
00:17:32,758 --> 00:17:34,205
♪ I like 'em tight ♪

313
00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:37,067
[ Bender ] ♪ My broken friend  could do it all ♪

314
00:17:37,136 --> 00:17:39,931
[ Together ]
♪ Just give him a chance ♪

315
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,550
♪ That robot has
a tragic secret ♪

316
00:17:43,619 --> 00:17:46,275
- ♪ That I'd like to share ♪
- For real?

317
00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:49,619
♪ My broken friend
is closer to me ♪

318
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:52,654
- ♪ Than an ass to a chair ♪
- Hmm.

319
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,964
♪ That robot's name
I never told you ♪

320
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,309
Who's that?♪ You could not foresee ♪

321
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:02,481
Come on. Give it up.♪ I'll say it loud
and sing it proud ♪

322
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:05,172
[ Together ]
♪ His name is you and me ♪

323
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,654
- ♪ Don't melt me
down into a crowbar ♪
- ♪ That suffers alone ♪

324
00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:11,413
♪ Just 'cause I can't
move my arms and legs ♪♪ Arms and legs, hey ♪

325
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:14,481
-[ Bender ]  ♪ Or toss me into a trash can ♪-Bender, what are you doing?

326
00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:16,654
♪ Just 'cause I can't
cook you ham and eggs ♪

327
00:18:16,723 --> 00:18:19,550
- What are you doing?
- ♪ Don't crush me
into an anchor ♪

328
00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:23,344
- Yo, what's the dillio?
- Just 'cause I can't
jump and dance and sing ♪

329
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:26,895
But-- No-- But, Bender--♪ I'm telling you
my broken friend ♪

330
00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:29,792
♪ Put your hands in the air
like you just don't care ♪

331
00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:33,034
No--♪ I'm telling you
my broken friend ♪

332
00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:35,517
♪ Can do most ♪Cut it.

333
00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:38,826
♪ Anything ♪♪Cut it.

334
00:18:38,895 --> 00:18:40,619
Yeah!Cut it!

335
00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:43,654
[ Crowd Booing ]

336
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,034
Curse my natural showmanship!

337
00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:49,586
You big, fat fraud!
You're not really broken!

338
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:53,550
But you will be in a minute!
Bum-rush the stage!

339
00:18:53,619 --> 00:18:56,309
- [ Clamoring ]
- [ Bender Stammering ]

340
00:18:56,378 --> 00:18:59,586
[ Crowd Shouting ] [ Woman ]
Get him!

341
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,103
[ Tarzan Yell ]

342
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:06,964
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Gears Grinding ]

343
00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:08,378
Whoa![ Shouting ]

344
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,723
Oh, harsh!
I didn't get my beads.

345
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:14,895
[ Zoidberg Vomiting ]

346
00:19:14,964 --> 00:19:18,309
You, minion,
lift up my arm.

347
00:19:18,378 --> 00:19:20,000
After him!

348
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:25,826
[ People Screaming ]

349
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:32,792
Well, everyone, prepare
to get your guts kicked out
by folk singers.

350
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,619
[ Horn Honking ]

351
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,826
What is this?
The Year of the Jerk?

352
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,931
Hurry!
The Golden Gate Bridge.

353
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Put the metal to the pedal
to the other metal.

354
00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:10,931
Whoa![ All Shout ]

355
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,378
Oh, no! I forgot
this is a hoverbridge.

356
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,550
And I forgot this isn't
a hover car!

357
00:20:17,619 --> 00:20:21,136
- Is any of that a problem?
- Not if you've lived a life
without regret.

358
00:20:21,205 --> 00:20:24,136
[ Screaming ]

359
00:20:24,205 --> 00:20:26,517
[ All Screaming ]

360
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:29,172
I'll save me!

361
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,172
Quick, grab
his foot cuffs!

362
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,205
[ Bender Grunting ]

363
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:37,758
[ Sighs Of Relief ]

364
00:20:37,826 --> 00:20:40,758
[ Shouting ]

365
00:20:40,826 --> 00:20:42,723
Bummer.

366
00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:50,103
Someone fat get in my way!

367
00:20:50,172 --> 00:20:54,378
Oh.[ Groaning ]

368
00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:58,481
[ Shouts, Sobs ]
I'm broken again.

369
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,895
- I can't move any part of me.
- Good.

370
00:21:01,964 --> 00:21:04,309
I'm really sorry
I lied, Beck.

371
00:21:04,378 --> 00:21:07,103
All I ever wanted
was to make music with you.

372
00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:10,205
I never meant to hurt anyone,
or help anyone.

373
00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:14,275
Bender, that's some played-out,
new jack horse crap.

374
00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:17,654
But I know you don't mean it,
so apology accepted.

375
00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:19,723
So, I can, uh, keep the check?

376
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,792
Over my dead career!

377
00:21:22,895 --> 00:21:25,172
Well, it was
worth a shot.

378
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,309
[ Sighs ] [ Water Sloshing ]

379
00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:36,517
Come on, Bender!
If you're done scamming Beck,
we're heading home.

380
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,034
All right, all right.

381
00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:43,413
Let me just do one thing
to cheer myself up.

382
00:21:44,964 --> 00:21:48,103
Right!
♪ Fry crack corn
and I don't care ♪

383
00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:50,103
♪ Leela crack corn
I still don't care ♪

384
00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:53,034
♪ Bender crack corn
and he is great ♪

385
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,067
♪ Take that, you stupid corn ♪♪