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ANNOUNCER:
Dateline Tarantulon 6.

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The brave warriors of Earth

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under the command of General
Major Webelo Zapp Brannigan

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have achieved victory
over the Spider home-world.

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And to the victor
belong the spoils.

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One trillion dollars
in silken treasure.

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Mm.

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My fellow Earthicans

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after meeting with top
voodoo economists

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I have decided to refund
our silk surplus

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to you, the taxpayers.

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That's right.
I've sent you each 300 buckaroos

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in the form of
a Tricky Dick fun bill.

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Knock yourselves out.

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[ excited murmuring]

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I'm slightly richer.

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What to do? What to do?

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One $300 hookerbot
or 300 one-dollar hookerbots?

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I'm going to swim
with a whale.

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They're the gentle
giants of the deep.

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I'm well aware of that.

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Scruffy's going to get himself
one of them $300 haircuts.

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This one's lost it's pizzazz.

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A fortune, it is.

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At last, Zoidberg
will live like a rich man.

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[ smooching]

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Go away.
Get away from me.

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Shmeesh.
It's just 300 bucks.

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What is that, like,
a hundred cups of coffee?

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That's it!

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I'm getting a hundred
cups of coffee

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starting now.

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Coffee machine,
one cup of coffee please.

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Smells good.

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[ slurps]

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[ ding]

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Leela, are you there?

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No.

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Oh, yes, you are.

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I'm hereby inviting you
and your oddball coworkers

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to a special reception

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to display the national
silk surplus.

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I believe you know the heroic
space stallion who captured it.

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Show them my medal, Kif.

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[ sighs]:
He rented it with
his tax refund.

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So, Leela, will you
have the pleasure?

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What little there is to be had.

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Tomorrow night at 8:00 then.

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Smooches.

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No cheap crack houses
for me no more.

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Very good, sir.

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Shall I prewarm
sir's crack pipe?

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[ panting]

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Oh, Kif

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it was so romantic of you
to rent this paddle plane

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with your tax rebate.

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We're like two
dandelion seeds

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wafting on the breeze.

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[ panting]:
Yes. Seeds.

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Wafting.

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I almost feel
kind of shallow

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for blowing my rebate

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on this cool
talking tattoo.

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Hey, Gordon Gecko.

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I cost as much as this
whole crummy date.

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Shut up!

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Ow!

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Ma'am, it has become
too much of a chore

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for me to clean out
my wrinkles each day.

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Is it true that stem cells
may fight the aging process?

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Well, yes, in the same way

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an infant may fight
Muhammad Ali, but...

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One pound of stem cells please.

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Of course, any
age-reversing effects

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will be purely temporary...

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[ groans]

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[ humming]

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Oh.

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Ooh.

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Ooh-hoo-hoo.

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Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho.

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Say, buddy, why is this
Grand Cigar so pricey?

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Well, as you can see

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its wrapper is a
piece of the original
U.S. Constitution.

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It was hand-rolled
by Queen Elizabeth
during her wild years

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and was buried
with George Burns

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until grave-robbing
space mushrooms...

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Well, you know
the rest.

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Give you 300 bucks for it.

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No can do.
Oh, all right.

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I'll just take these
$300 burglar's tools then.

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Very good, sir.

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[ cash register rings]

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So, uh, what time
you close tonight?

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Hey, Pops.
Did that tax rebate come?

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Came and went.

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You're now the proud owner
of Bamboo Boogie Boots.

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With a warning label this big

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you know they got to be fun.

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But, Pops, I don't want
to have fun.

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I want to be like you--
boring, but prudently invested.

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Babylon's bells!

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I tallied
almost 300 bananas

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on this entertainment
product.

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Now you put them on
and have fun.

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I don't wanna!

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Well, then I'm gonna
put them on

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and make you
watch me have fun.

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See?

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Fun, fun... FUN!

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Dwight! Help me!

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I'll save you, Pops.

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[ loud music playing]

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Hey!

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Turn that damn music...

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up.

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[ yelps]

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Isn't this fun?

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No!

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I wish I had
two mommies.

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Try these, uh... sir.

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[ snorting]

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I ask for rich guy stuff
and you give me shiny pebbles?!

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Bah!

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I bid you adieu.

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[ glass shatters]

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Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!

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I'd like a pass to swim
with Mushu, please.

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Well, you asked
the right guy.

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I'm the whale biologist.

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Though, personally,
I hate whales.

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[ sotto voce]:
Especially Mushu.

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Then why'd you become
a whale biologist?

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I don't know you well enough
to get into that.

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$300 please.

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Noon tomorrow.

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If you're late,
you only get to tread water

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in the scallop tank.

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Yeah, I'll have a coffee.

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Guppy, trout, mermaid or...

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Whale, please.

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[ slurps]

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[ ding]

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[ panting]

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Amy, I... I also spent
some of my tax rebate

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on a gift... for you.

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Oh, Kiffy.

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It shows the time
wherever we both are.

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And it's powered by love.

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Also you have to wind it.

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Ooh! Somebody won big
at skeeball.

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You shut up.

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I love it, Kif.

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I'll use it whenever I want
to know what time it is.

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[ mwah]

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Ooh, it's Fry and Leela.

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Hi, Fry and Leela!

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Ah!

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Ooh! Oh, my...!
Keep pedaling.

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Oh, for the love of God,
keep pedaling.

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[ bubbling][ yelling]

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[ sighs]

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Bye, Fry and Leela!

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[ stammering]

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Oh.

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[ chomps]

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Oh!

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I can't wait till the tattoos
on Amy's butt hear about this.

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Hear about what?Tell us.

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[ horse whinnies]

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[ sobbing]

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Don't feel sad,
my little tadpole.

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[ sobbing]:
I'm trying not to.

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But my gift to you is
in the belly of a whale.

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Say, this reminds me
of that time

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I ate that other watch
Kif gave you.

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Hey, it is kind of
like that.

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To induce vomiting,
that was the solution.

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Everywhere it went.

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[ chuckles]

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What a Valentine's Day that was.

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Hmm.

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This may seem like
a huge coincidence

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but I happen to have
an "in" with that whale.

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Scruffy's formulated a plan.

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But you'll need a ready source
of nauseating rotten fish.

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Freshen your coffee, sir?

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Yeah-yeah, yeah.
Keep it coming.

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Put the pot down.
Get away!

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[ slurps]

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[ ding]

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You're so young
in spirit.

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It's hard to believe
you're as old as 25.

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The key is to grab life
by the ho-jos.

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Live every day like it
might be your last.

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What'll it be, kids?

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One bowl of mild farina.

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[ gurgling]

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Paydirt.

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Hee-ya!

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[ whistles]

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Here you go,
big spender.

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Foie gras and caviar.

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[ sniffing]:
Goose liver?

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Fish eggs? Feh!

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Where's the goose?
Where's the fish?

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Hey, that's what
rich people eat

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the garbage parts of the food.

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I ate garbage yesterday
and it didn't cost me $300!

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I'm not paying!

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Farewell, good sir.

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Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!

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The Grand Cigar,
she is mine.

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And with absolutely
no consequences.

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[ chuckles]

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[ beep]

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[ beeping]

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You see that?

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Grand theft tobacco.

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Time to get off
our fat cop asses and ride.

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[ siren]

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[ snoring]

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P.U.!

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This fish is slightly too rotten
to even make jambalaya.

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So far, so good.

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Where's Kif?

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[ groans]

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[ ding]

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This isn't Yemeni,
it's Sulawesi.

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And the cup's shaking.

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I don't want
my coffee shaking.

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You seem a tad
wound up, buddy.

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And your face is greasy.

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Real greasy.

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You been up all night?

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Of course I've been up
all night!

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Not because of caffeine.
It was insomnia.

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I couldn't stop thinking
about coffee.

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I need a nap. [ snores]

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Coffee time!

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[ gulping]

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[ ding]

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[ sniffs]

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Ah.

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Mighty fine smokable.

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Fancy cigar?

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Why don't you
smoke it already?

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Puff, puff.
Go, go, go, go, go!

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Nah, you can't blow a smoke
from such a majestic stogie

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in just anyone's face.

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I'm saving it
for the fancy pantsies

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at Zapp Brannigan's
black-tie reception.

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You coming?

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[ juddering]

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And the fifth reason whales kill

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is for the sheer fun of it.

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Anything else?

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Yeah-- you're lumpy
and you smell awful.

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Hey.

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I calls them like I sees them.

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I'm a whale biologist.

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Okay, Mushu, it's feeding time.

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[ chomping]

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[ gasps]

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Oh, crud, he ate my suit.

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The suit was ugly.

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Whale biologist.

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00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,758
[ grunts]

269
00:12:14,447 --> 00:12:15,654
[ groans]

270
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:17,826
Perhaps if you tighten
your grip, sir.

271
00:12:17,895 --> 00:12:20,931
Ah, thank you, golf slave.

272
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:25,067
Bah! Rich people wouldn't waste
their time on this nonsense.

273
00:12:25,136 --> 00:12:27,379
Plus, these eggs
are gritty and tasteless.

274
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,586
[ spitting]

275
00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:33,724
[ erotic moaning]

276
00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:34,654
Ow!

277
00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:36,240
Not so rough!

278
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,206
Ladies and gentlemen,
presenting Mushu

279
00:12:43,274 --> 00:12:47,274
the educated whale
who thinks he's better than you.

280
00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:48,965
[ applause]

281
00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:51,517
Come on, Mushu, barf!

282
00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:53,413
Barf like a freshman!

283
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,413
And now,
ignorant whale lovers

284
00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:56,758
we'll see who's boss

285
00:12:56,826 --> 00:12:59,309
as I make Mushu
jump through this hoop.

286
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,826
Jump, Mushu.

287
00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:05,447
[ gagging and coughing]

288
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:07,586
MAN:
Who wants a fish?

289
00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:16,586
Mushu is sad.

290
00:13:16,654 --> 00:13:19,447
It just keeps
coming and coming.

291
00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:21,688
[ humming]

292
00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:24,826
Wait... that chunk!

293
00:13:24,895 --> 00:13:26,654
It's the watch.

294
00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:30,895
[ cheering]

295
00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:32,517
I got it, Amy, I got it.

296
00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:34,551
The plan went off without a...

297
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,861
He's got aquarium property!

298
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:36,861
Stop him!

299
00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:38,413
Better do
what he says!

300
00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:40,000
He's a whale
biologist.

301
00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:43,274
You're under arrest,
you squishy punk!

302
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,344
Oh...

303
00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:45,793
[ glass shattering]

304
00:13:45,861 --> 00:13:46,895
Oh.

305
00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:48,000
[ choking sound]

306
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:50,000
[ retching]

307
00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:00,206
[ screaming]

308
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,758
ZAPP:
The Spiderians--

309
00:14:01,826 --> 00:14:04,447
though weak and womanlike
on the battlefield--

310
00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:06,309
are masters
of the textile arts.

311
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,240
Taste like King Crab,
by the way.

312
00:14:08,309 --> 00:14:11,136
Crazy bugs actually
wove this tapestry

313
00:14:11,206 --> 00:14:12,826
of my heroic conquest

314
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,206
while I was still
killing them.

315
00:14:16,895 --> 00:14:18,067
[ sniffing]

316
00:14:18,136 --> 00:14:20,309
What? It's not even
scratch-and-sniff?

317
00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:23,413
But if rich people
think it's good, I'll buy it.

318
00:14:23,481 --> 00:14:25,136
One art, please.

319
00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:27,136
[ laughing]

320
00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:30,413
What a clever impersonation
of a stupid poor person!

321
00:14:30,481 --> 00:14:33,931
How much is that place mat
actually worth, Brannigan?

322
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,274
Exactly $1 billion.

323
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,724
Now that'swalkin' around money.

324
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:43,413
[ blowing nose]

325
00:14:43,481 --> 00:14:44,724
NIXON:
What? Hey? [ howls]

326
00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:58,517
[ bell dings]

327
00:14:58,586 --> 00:15:00,102
So I said to Kitty

328
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:03,551
the only way to
keep the butler
from running away

329
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,274
is to cut off
his foot.

330
00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:06,274
Ah... ha-ha.

331
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:07,481
Uh-huh.

332
00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:09,724
Yes, it reminds me
of a joke I heard

333
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:11,758
about upper
middle-class people.

334
00:15:11,826 --> 00:15:13,309
[ coughing]

335
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:19,688
[ sobbing]:
I've never been sad
at a party before.

336
00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:21,688
I wonder if my
mind is thinking

337
00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:23,379
about Kif being in jail.

338
00:15:23,447 --> 00:15:24,551
Jail's not so bad.

339
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,620
You can make sangria
in the toilet.

340
00:15:26,688 --> 00:15:28,551
Course, it's shank
or be shanked.

341
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,620
Of course.

342
00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:34,654
Look, just give
back our property

343
00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:36,447
and we'll drop
the charges.

344
00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:38,067
Fine! Have the watch!

345
00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:39,344
It's broken anyway.

346
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:42,586
I don't want your watch!

347
00:15:42,654 --> 00:15:44,826
You're covered in
precious ambergris.

348
00:15:44,895 --> 00:15:47,447
Precious hamburgers?

349
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,965
"Ambergris." Noun.

350
00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:55,654
A grease-like product of the
sperm whale's digestive tract

351
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:58,586
that is used as a base
in the finest perfumes.

352
00:15:58,654 --> 00:16:00,758
This has been Roseanne

353
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,586
your guide
to the world of facts.

354
00:16:03,654 --> 00:16:04,826
You heard Roseanne.

355
00:16:04,895 --> 00:16:06,517
Scrape off the
priceless ambergris

356
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:07,931
and I'll let you go.

357
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,965
Or-Or better yet,
I'll simply shed my skin.

358
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:13,688
[ grunting]

359
00:16:18,309 --> 00:16:19,309
Stop it. Stop it.

360
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,309
It's fine!

361
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,861
I will destroy you!

362
00:16:23,861 --> 00:16:25,688
[ both coughing]

363
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:29,413
[ lustful moaning]

364
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,033
[ bell chimes]Wha...?

365
00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:34,413
[ creaking]

366
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:40,551
Uh, got to go.

367
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,344
Uh, fight club.

368
00:16:46,688 --> 00:16:48,793
What's happening, Hubie?

369
00:16:48,861 --> 00:16:51,826
Ah, I'm afraid the face
you fell in love with

370
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:54,413
was actually just
a blob of living gunk

371
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,274
I bought with my tax refund.

372
00:16:56,344 --> 00:17:00,000
[ gurgling]

373
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:03,172
Well, as long as
we're being honest

374
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:07,309
I also spent my tax refund
on a crazy treatment.

375
00:17:07,378 --> 00:17:10,205
[ pops]

376
00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:12,413
That certainly is honest.

377
00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:15,862
It's better for us to both
just be ourselves.

378
00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:18,619
You, wrinkled
as a prune.

379
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,448
You, fat as
the queen of sea cows.

380
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,654
I love you!

381
00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:24,931
[ moaning]

382
00:17:28,136 --> 00:17:30,275
So, you see,
the putrid, waxy substance

383
00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:31,689
I was coated with was...

384
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:33,586
Not precious ambergris?

385
00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:36,309
Yes. And I managed
to sneak some out

386
00:17:36,378 --> 00:17:37,792
in the usual place.

387
00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:39,413
Ta-da!

388
00:17:39,481 --> 00:17:44,136
Using that, I'll make you
a perfume of lilac and jasmine

389
00:17:44,205 --> 00:17:45,413
and frankenberry.

390
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,619
Oh, Kif, it's so romantic.

391
00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:49,136
I can't even wait!

392
00:17:49,205 --> 00:17:51,931
I'm going to wear it right now.

393
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,689
[ spluttering]

394
00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:57,205
[ all groaning]

395
00:17:57,275 --> 00:18:00,067
Who smells like
freaking porpoise hork?

396
00:18:00,136 --> 00:18:02,586
I do. Kiss me, Kif.

397
00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:13,172
Oh, what a foolish squid
I've been.

398
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,344
I'm not rich.

399
00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,826
I can't even buy
one measly masterpiece.

400
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,378
[ sobbing]

401
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,448
Pardon us, gent.

402
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:24,964
Might a couple of
hungry, hungry hoboes

403
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,792
take a feed from that
aluminum snack box?

404
00:18:28,895 --> 00:18:30,550
So now I'm in the gutter

405
00:18:30,619 --> 00:18:32,964
surrounded by bums
who eat garbage?

406
00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:35,136
Money brought me no happiness.

407
00:18:35,205 --> 00:18:36,550
Bupkes.

408
00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:40,136
Ooh, this boot's got
a little pudding at the bottom.

409
00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:41,826
[ with lisp]:
Interestingly

410
00:18:41,895 --> 00:18:44,103
the Spiderians are
more closely related

411
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:47,481
to our elephants
than our spiders.

412
00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:49,309
[ coughing]

413
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,619
[ laughing]

414
00:18:50,689 --> 00:18:51,723
[ gasping]

415
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,862
Don't mind us. Whoa, whoa!

416
00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:58,723
[ all exclaiming]

417
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,517
[ grunts]

418
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:10,240
[ all yelling]

419
00:19:11,378 --> 00:19:12,964
The loot! The loot!

420
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:14,550
The loot is on fire!

421
00:19:14,619 --> 00:19:16,448
ZAPP:
Leela

422
00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:18,964
my precious rock dove,
I'll save you.

423
00:19:20,895 --> 00:19:22,481
Everyone, to the fire door!

424
00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:23,758
It's on fire!

425
00:19:25,654 --> 00:19:28,826
We're trapped,
my sweet hippopotamus.

426
00:19:28,895 --> 00:19:30,792
[ both yelling]

427
00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:36,000
[ rapidly]:
Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee,
coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee!

428
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,344
[ gulping nosily]

429
00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:40,481
[ heartbeat racing]

430
00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:42,586
[ bell dings]

431
00:19:42,654 --> 00:19:45,619
[ heavenly music plays]

432
00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:24,000
[ wheels squeaking]

433
00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:31,931
[ glass breaking]

434
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,413
Where are we,
Pops?Wha...?

435
00:20:33,481 --> 00:20:34,758
What happened
to the food?

436
00:20:34,826 --> 00:20:38,103
I think we were saved
by a mysterious orange blur.

437
00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:40,275
ZOIDBERG:
Welcome,
one and all.

438
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:43,964
I finally figured out
how money could make me happy--

439
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,862
by using it to buy
my hungry friends a feast!

440
00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:48,448
[ all cheering]

441
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:49,792
Everyone join us.

442
00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:51,586
Oysters
Rockefeller here

443
00:20:51,654 --> 00:20:54,067
has provided
genuine turkey dogs!

444
00:20:54,136 --> 00:20:58,103
Heck, you're never too rich
to enjoy a free turkey dog.

445
00:20:58,172 --> 00:20:59,931
Yeah, I'm starved!All right!

446
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,517
I'll take four.
Me, too.

447
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,240
Oh, what the hell.

448
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,136
Here, Dwight.

449
00:21:11,205 --> 00:21:13,448
The boots only
cost $299.99.

450
00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:16,619
You invest this penny
like you wanted.

451
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,205
Thanks, Dad.

452
00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:20,826
I'm going to take this and buy
five shares of Amazon.com.

453
00:21:20,895 --> 00:21:22,103
A risk-taker!

454
00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:23,689
That's my boy.

455
00:21:23,758 --> 00:21:25,723
The entire surplus is gone!

456
00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:28,034
Oh, what a McGovern I've been.

457
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:31,654
Why did I have to issue
that crooked tax rebate?

458
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:35,619
Uh, at least we got a few mildly
interesting stories out of it.

459
00:21:35,689 --> 00:21:37,240
Oh, my, yes.

460
00:21:37,309 --> 00:21:39,586
Speaking of which,
my story kind of petered out

461
00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:41,103
without me learning a lesson.

462
00:21:41,172 --> 00:21:42,413
[ laughing]

463
00:21:42,481 --> 00:21:43,448
There he is!

464
00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:45,275
[ frightened yelp]

465
00:21:45,344 --> 00:21:47,758
All right! Closure!

466
00:21:47,826 --> 00:21:50,000
[ groaning]

467
00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:54,895
[ groaning, clanking continue]

468
00:21:56,931 --> 00:21:59,792
"Futurama." Noun.

469
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:02,792
Um, I don't know,
you just watched it, dummy.

470
00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:04,895
What are you asking me for?

471
00:22:04,964 --> 00:22:07,895
Hey, here's a fun definition:
"idiot."

472
00:22:07,964 --> 00:22:09,895
Noun.

473
00:22:09,964 --> 00:22:11,309
You!

474
00:22:11,378 --> 00:22:12,723
[ laughing]

475
00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:13,586
[ snorts]

476
00:22:13,654 --> 00:22:14,792
This has been Roseanne--

477
00:22:14,862 --> 00:22:17,000
your guide
to the world of facts.