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( buzzer sounds )

2
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$10, please.

3
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Oh, man.

4
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Sleep, little dumpling.

5
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I have replaced your mother!

6
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( mechanical whirring )

7
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Aww.

8
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Oh, my God!

9
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Robot deely-boppers!

10
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And there's a robot
scratching post!

11
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FRY:
You should try it out, Bender.

12
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Please, I have
some dignity.

13
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( deely-boppers sproinging )

14
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Ladies and gentlemen

15
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my killbot features Lotus Notes
and a machine gun.

16
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It is the finest available.

17
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Like fun it is,
you glass-headed wallaby!

18
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No one calls me that!

19
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I'm having at you!

20
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Wernstrom!

21
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( grunting and yelling )

22
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Such senseless aggression.

23
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Come on, let's go
for a paddleboat ride.

24
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( grunting excitedly )

25
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The secret was scratching
really, really hard!

26
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( gulping )

27
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ANNOUNCER:
And now, the woman who "Mom"-
opolizes the robot industry...

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MAN IN AUDIENCE:
I get it!

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MAN 2:
Oh, now I get it.

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Hello, dearies.

31
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( crowd cheering )

32
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MAN 3:
Whoo! I love that old bat!

33
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Ladies and gentlemen,
for the 17th year in a row

34
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the future of robotics
has arrived.

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Boys?

36
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I give you... Robot 1-X!

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Ow!

38
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Oh.

39
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( crowd oohing and aahing )

40
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( camera shutters clicking )

41
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Neat.

42
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Quite frankly, Robot 1-X

43
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will put all my previous
models to shame.

44
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Incidentally, would one
of my previous models
mind coming up here?

45
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Right here.
I'm coming.

46
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Come on, baby.
I'll do it.

47
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Jerk.

48
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( grunts )

49
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I'm your top-of-the-line, Mom.

50
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( gulping )

51
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Notice that this
obsolete robot

52
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runs on alcohol
and emits pollution

53
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whereas Robot 1-X
runs on pollution

54
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and emits pure oxygen
with a fresh pine scent.

55
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( huge belch )

56
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( suction noise )

57
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( quiet air hiss )

58
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Man, that smells great!

59
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Now let's see how both robots
do at a typical household task:

60
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sorting a jar of pocket change.

61
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Task completed.

62
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Total value: four dollars,
73 cents and one Albanian Lek.

63
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Very good, Robot 1-X.

64
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And you, bending unit?

65
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Uh, I never
got the change.

66
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( sneaky chuckle )

67
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( sotto voce ):
Suckers.

68
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Presenting
Mom's Friendly Robots!

69
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Ow!

70
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( applause and cheers )

71
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That new robot
is great, huh?

72
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He sure made me look
like a pile of crap.

73
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Indeed. That's why
I bought one to help
around the office.

74
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( gasping )

75
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Let's try him out.

76
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Robot 1-X, can you clean
Nibbler's stanky litter box?

77
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I can and will.

78
00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,780
Hey, I could've done that
if you'd asked me!

79
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I asked you
five minutes ago.

80
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( kissing sound )

81
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You call that a kiss?

82
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I'll show you!

83
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Come here, Nibbler!

84
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( loud kissing noises )

85
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( Nibbler chittering )

86
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Oh, look, Bender,
if you want something to do

87
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stop making out
and give us a hand.

88
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Here. Go up on the roof

89
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and install
this fake satellite dish

90
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so we can impress the neighbors.

91
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Yes, sir! I'm on it!

92
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Oh, and have Robot 1-X
help you.

93
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Gah!

94
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( droning )

95
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Get out of here, freshman!

96
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I don't need your help.

97
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Our owners asked me
to assist you.

98
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Yeah? Well, assist this!

99
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( grunts )

100
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( yelling )

101
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Heeeelp!!

102
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( growls )

103
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When I screamed help,
I didn't mean you!

104
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I apologize.

105
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However, I was able
to do your job

106
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before I saved your life.

107
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( loud clunking )

108
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Don't mind me.

109
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I'm just saving you the trouble
of throwing me away.

110
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Spleesh! Mell out, Bender.

111
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Come watch some TV.

112
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( grunting )

113
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I can't; I'm stuck in the can.

114
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Well, ask Robot 1-X
to pull you out.

115
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Never!

116
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Why can't you accept his help?

117
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I hate him!

118
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But he's just a tool

119
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to make your life easier.

120
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Like a socket wrench
or a burglar's kit.

121
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I can't ask for
his help because...

122
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Yes?

123
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( whispering ):
I'm scared of him.

124
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( cracking up )

125
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Oh, sorry.

126
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Well, then, there's
only one solution.

127
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You need an upgrade
to make you

128
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compatible with Robot
1-X's new technology.

129
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( gasping ):
An upgrade?!

130
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But I thought we all agreed
I was perfect!

131
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Fry, didn't we agree
I was perfect?

132
00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,264
Oh, yeah, no,
you're pretty perfect.

133
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Pretty perfect?

134
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So, you do think
I need an upgrade.

135
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Yes, for God's sakes, yes!

136
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Fine. I'll be back
in a few days.

137
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Man, I hate
those new 1-X robots.

138
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I'd like to stab 'em.

139
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Give 'em some of these!

140
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( grunting and yelling )

141
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Yeah! Right on, nutcake!

142
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Parole officer says
I got to upgrade

143
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or he won't give me
back my stabbin' knife.

144
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But it's no big.

145
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I bate those 1-Xs so much

146
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I know it won't affect me.

147
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Death to the 1-X robots!

148
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( electrical crackling )

149
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I love those magnificent
1-X robots!

150
00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:04,024
The 1-X robots are my friends.

151
00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,492
W-W-Wait! What happened

152
00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,528
to your enthusiasm
for stabbing them?

153
00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:08,829
I'm past that.

154
00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:09,997
Later, blood!

155
00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,665
It's like he's
not him anymore.

156
00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,134
You took away
his robo-humanity!

157
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( mechanical whirring )

158
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( electrical crackling )
( screaming )

159
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I changed my mind!

160
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( Bender screaming in distance )

161
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( scream grows louder )

162
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Ooh!

163
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( shorebirds squawking )

164
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Yeah, I did it!

165
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I escaped!

166
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But to what kind of a life?

167
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( loud squawk )

168
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I'm too scared
to get the upgrade

169
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but I can't face my friends
again without it.

170
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( sobbing )

171
00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:06,887
And so, I set sail
for unknown shores.

172
00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:12,091
Oh, merciful Poseidon, take pity
on this mechanical mariner!

173
00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,728
( thunder rumbling )

174
00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,197
Oh, geez.

175
00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:22,702
( thunder crashing )

176
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( screaming )

177
00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:32,779
Curse you, merciful Poseidon!

178
00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:49,596
Boy, what is the deal
with the ocean?

179
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A tropical island, huh?

180
00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:55,702
Well, I've washed up
in worse places.

181
00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:59,072
Okay, first up, I'm gonna
need to build a shelter.

182
00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,044
There.

183
00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:08,447
Well, I guess
I'll go out for a while.

184
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,957
Damn! One rock short of rescue.

185
00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:30,570
( foghorn sound )

186
00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,640
( foghorn sound )

187
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,842
( foghorn sound sputters )

188
00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,845
Oop, low on power.

189
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:38,846
( chuckles )

190
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,513
Better fuel up.

191
00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,349
Ah, no!

192
00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:45,686
Guess I'll do what I always do
when I run out of booze.

193
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:48,755
( wailing sobs )

194
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,629
Okay, don't panic.

195
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,030
I've got these yams.

196
00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,332
I'll just make
some yam schnapps.

197
00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:04,804
Hmm...

198
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,341
( bees buzzing )

199
00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:11,678
( angry snort )

200
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,846
Hey, I should be mad at you!

201
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,548
Now turn around.

202
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:19,886
( drunken muttering )

203
00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,621
( gibbering )

204
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,390
( Bender gasps )

205
00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:25,793
Beer!

206
00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,130
( straining )

207
00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:32,032
( quacks )

208
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,299
Ow!

209
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,135
( clunk )

210
00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,038
( whir and clunk )

211
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,042
( weak moans )

212
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,712
( worried muttering )

213
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,015
( jungle drums beating )

214
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,884
( rhythmic chanting )

215
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,419
Ow!

216
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,823
( mechanical screeching )
( cymbal banging )

217
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,899
( gagging )

218
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,938
Who are you
and why should I care?

219
00:11:16,408 --> 00:11:19,611
Side A: We're a community
of outdated robots

220
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:22,548
who refused to upgrade
and came here;

221
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:25,451
Side B: ...to live
a simpler existence

222
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,720
free of technology.

223
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,188
A working cartridge unit?

224
00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:31,792
Wow, you guys went obsolete
years ago.

225
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,062
Your mother.

226
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,364
What Cartridge Unit means

227
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,466
is the very things
that make us obsolete

228
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,868
also make us unique.

229
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:43,770
I, for example, need to keep
refilling my water wheel

230
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,437
or I'll power down forever.

231
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,605
( creaks )

232
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,975
Oh, God,
I'll never make it this time!

233
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,710
This is the end!

234
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,114
Anyway, we like it here.

235
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,115
Like you have a choice.

236
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,317
So what's your problem?

237
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,251
Not enough...

238
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:00,253
Memory?

239
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,389
Oh, great.
Now I remember that word

240
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,157
but I forgot my wife's face.

241
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:08,061
Oh, God, no!
I want to live!

242
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,296
( water splashing )

243
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:13,432
If you'd like,
you're welcome
to join our society.

244
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,600
Look, no offense

245
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:15,969
but I need technology

246
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,171
especially e-mail
and snowmobiles

247
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,172
and television.

248
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,340
Without television

249
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,174
how will I know
what's buzz-worthy?

250
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,844
Why would you want to watch TV

251
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,613
when you can watch a snail crawl
for hours on end?

252
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:29,615
That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.

253
00:12:32,684 --> 00:12:36,088
Oh, man, he's never going to
make it over that next pebble.

254
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,690
Wait... wait...

255
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,025
Oh, my God! He made it!

256
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,027
Yeah, way to go!

257
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,094
Woo-hoo!

258
00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:42,962
That was
the greatest thing ever.

259
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,030
Let's party.

260
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:47,700
* I'm all right

261
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:48,869
( humming along )

262
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,104
* Nobody's worried about me...

263
00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:52,504
Yeah, baby, come on!

264
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,841
Where did you
get that CD?

265
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,875
It's one of my ten
desert island discs.

266
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,110
I never really thought
I'd get to use them

267
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,379
but look at me now.

268
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,014
* Ooh, yeah, baby,
do-do that dance *

269
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,350
* Do-do-do-do-
do-do-do-do... *

270
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,851
CDs are unnatural.

271
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,854
Why don't you just listen
to the ocean?

272
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,687
Which ocean? That ocean?

273
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,892
( surf roaring )

274
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:15,562
Wow. It's like the Earth making
sweet, salty love to itself

275
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,663
while all the fish groove on it.

276
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,833
So much for this garbage.

277
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,470
( grunting )

278
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,338
Take that, Beethoven,
you deaf bastard.

279
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,376
Bang, bang, bang.

280
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,213
You sure got this
life thing figured out,
cymbal-banging monkey.

281
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,883
Hi, Bender.

282
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,484
We know how much
you miss technology

283
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,519
so we brought you this
washing machine

284
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,552
that drifted ashore.

285
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,221
( gasps )

286
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:47,894
Ooh, I'm going to wash
my linen so hard...

287
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:58,105
( chirping )

288
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,706
( snorting )

289
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,378
( grunting )

290
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:07,547
( water splashing )

291
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,753
I don't understand.
Huh?

292
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,956
Wretched technology
has brought me

293
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,289
nothing but misery.

294
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,695
But, Bender,
you are a technology.

295
00:14:22,794 --> 00:14:25,432
You're the most advanced thing
on this entire island.

296
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,633
Oh, it's true.

297
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:30,437
I am a hideous triumph
of form and function...

298
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,373
but not for long.

299
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,042
( banging )
BENDER:
Ow! Ooh! Ee!

300
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,143
Oh, my ass!

301
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,576
Oh! Ow, that hurts.

302
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,979
Oh, ooh...

303
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,982
LISA:
The downgrade is complete.

304
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,990
Behold my handcrafted purity.

305
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:54,394
The modern world can bite
my splintery, wooden ass.

306
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,895
Ah...

307
00:14:56,996 --> 00:15:00,267
Welcome to your new life
of simple tranquillity.

308
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,168
( blows raspberry ):
Forget that.

309
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:05,471
I say the whole world must learn
of our peaceful ways...

310
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,974
by force.

311
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:07,807
( all gasp )

312
00:15:09,841 --> 00:15:11,278
What?!

313
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,745
We're going back
to civilization

314
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,782
to wage war
on technology!

315
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:18,451
What?!

316
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,357
( surf roaring )

317
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,129
BENDER:
Row, comrades, row!

318
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,465
We'll soon stage an attack
on technology

319
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,668
worthy of being chronicled
in an anthem by Rush.

320
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,870
We've been sailing
for three weeks.

321
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:41,207
Maybe I should check
our position with the periscope.

322
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,143
Aye-yo!

323
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,013
Mirrors reflecting mirrors!

324
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,647
Hi-tech sorcery!

325
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:48,947
Sorcery, I say!

326
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:52,019
( grunting )

327
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:54,553
Did you see anything?

328
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,188
Yep, we're there.

329
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,856
Prepare to surface!

330
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:06,365
And now technology shall taste
the lash of the hickory switch!

331
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,251
( grunts )

332
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,753
( grunting )

333
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:45,272
( kids crying )

334
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,505
( chuckles )

335
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,376
Technology is defeated.

336
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,679
Let us return to the island
and celebrate by counting rocks.

337
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,715
Yes!
Yay!

338
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,183
Whoa, whoa.

339
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,086
No one wants
to count rocks
more than me

340
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,187
but our mission
is not complete.

341
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,022
Not so long as Robot 1-X
torments me

342
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,692
with his obvious superiority.

343
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,727
Ready the catapult,
Sinclair!

344
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,099
BENDER:
Aim for their power lines.

345
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,134
They're the devil's veins

346
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,369
and electricity is his blood.

347
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,073
Bender, if we don't survive
the attack

348
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,108
I want you to know I love you.

349
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,242
Okay, fine.

350
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,111
Fire!

351
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,384
Oh, I'm blind!

352
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,121
Professor,
we have no power.

353
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,822
What do you mean,
no power?

354
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,490
We're living
in the future.

355
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,991
I'd better light some candles.

356
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:47,267
Friends, I've come to free you
from your complicated lives!

357
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:50,068
Free you from the
complicated part,
I mean

358
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,403
not the lives part.

359
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,673
Oh, Lord, he's made of wood.

360
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:54,973
What now, Bender?

361
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,343
I got a downgrade.

362
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,744
I'm a steam-powered
wooden robot

363
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,613
just as nature intended.

364
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:03,583
Therefore, I must kill
Robot 1-X.

365
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,152
That's just stupid.

366
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:10,257
Does Mr. Bender wish me
to destroy myself?

367
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,491
I don't need your charity.

368
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,693
Target Robot 1-X and fire.

369
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,694
( catapult clacks )

370
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:19,365
( stone whistling )

371
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,477
You wanged my ship,
you walnut-paneled idiot!

372
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,345
Try again, Sinclair!

373
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,614
I said target Robot 1-X.

374
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,115
Who's Robot 1-X? Launching!

375
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,150
( catapult clacks )

376
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,952
( stone whistling )

377
00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:45,525
So, I guess everything
worked out fine.

378
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,160
( screaming )

379
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,730
( all yelling )

380
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,400
Great, now we're being crushed.

381
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,405
Help us, wooden Bender!

382
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,578
Ah! Those guys hate fire!

383
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,079
I got to do something.

384
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,025
What the...? Termites?!

385
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,528
Well, I don't need legs
to save my friends.

386
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,029
I'll just use
the old extenso-matic arms.

387
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,602
Bender, hurry!
This fuel's expensive!

388
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,403
Also, we're dying!

389
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,373
I'm a-coming.

390
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,741
( grunting )

391
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,550
Ow! Lousy primitive body!

392
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,185
Oh, why didn't I get
that upgrade?

393
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,556
I'm an outdated piece of junk.

394
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,423
Sir, might I recommend...?

395
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,858
You shut up!

396
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,728
No, wait. I can use you
as a tool to save my friends

397
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,297
and I'll still be the hero

398
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,432
who everyone says
how great he was.

399
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,732
How may I help you?

400
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,134
Ah! Save my friends!

401
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,804
Ah! And Zoidberg!

402
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:07,773
( whirring )

403
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,041
( whooshing )

404
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,449
( all sigh )

405
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:20,287
Look, my hair got singed
into an even cuter do.

406
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,887
Hey, where's Bender?

407
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:22,954
Down here.

408
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,223
( gasps )

409
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,558
I'm so sorry, guys.

410
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,327
I never meant to hurt you.

411
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,096
Just to destroy everything
you ever believed in.

412
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:34,267
Well, at least you saved us
from... uh... you.

413
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,836
Thank God you finally overcame
your incompatibility

414
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:38,971
with Robot 1-X.

415
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,173
Oh, yeah,
we were totally in sync.

416
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,909
I was, like, "Save them."

417
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,676
And he was all, "No problem."

418
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,978
And then he did it.

419
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,447
This new technology is great.

420
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,517
I love those
magnificent 1-X robots.

421
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:53,085
The 1-X robots are my friends.

422
00:20:53,184 --> 00:20:56,423
It's like his personality
is totally different now.

423
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:59,459
Oh, maybe this upgrade
isn't such a good idea.

424
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:03,363
I'd like to give Robot 1-X
a big smooch on the...

425
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,196
Hey, what's the dealio?

426
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,465
Your upgrade is complete.

427
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,035
But I destroyed the technology
of the world.

428
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:12,338
I ran on the beach and felt
the sand between my footcups.

429
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,707
Everyone experiences the upgrade
differently.

430
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,143
Woof. If that stuff
wasn't real

431
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,878
how can I be sure
anything is real?

432
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,382
Is it not possible--
nay, probable--

433
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:25,151
that my whole life
is just a product

434
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,819
of my or someone else's
imagination?

435
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,056
No. Get out. Next.

436
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:42,669
Well, I guess reality
is what you make of it.

437
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:46,005
( happy whistling )

438
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,875
Yep. Oh, thanks, baby.