1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:13,013 ♪ theme song playing ♪ 2 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:39,831 ♪ 3 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:45,963 - Aw. You're all such talented artists! 4 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:49,132 I'm gonna put this cute little guy on the corkboard. 5 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,011 - This isn't kid's stuff, Mom! 6 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,013 We're making NFTs. 7 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:58,225 - NFTs? So, like digital art, right? 8 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,520 - [snorts] Hardly. Though, in this case, yes. 9 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,398 - NFTs stands for non-fungible token. 10 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,858 That means it's unique. 11 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:09,027 - Ah! So, if I buy an NFT, 12 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,196 I'm the only one who has that image. 13 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:14,032 - No. - But I own the original? 14 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:17,661 - Meesh, Mom! No one wants the original! 15 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,413 [fire whooshes] 16 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:22,416 - So if I were to buy an NFT, 17 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,459 what would I actually own? 18 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,587 - A concept. 19 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:30,299 In the form of a digital token stored on the blockchain. 20 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:33,468 [echoing, slowing] Blockchain. Blockchain. Block... 21 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,846 - Blockchain, eh? That is so interest-- 22 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,806 [Bender snoring] 23 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:38,849 [bell dings] 24 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:42,102 - [gasps] I sold my horsie NFT! 25 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,813 - Someone bought Mandy's awful horse drawing? 26 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,065 - Uh-huh! For $3! 27 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,401 - [gasps] Wha? Money? Who said money? 28 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:53,280 - Nobody, but top NFTs do sell for millions. 29 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,364 Like this collection. 30 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:57,034 [beep] The Apathetic Fish Society. 31 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,827 LEELA: They look kinda cool, 32 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,330 yet also extremely stupid. 33 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,123 - Cool yet stupid, you say? 34 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,293 Clearly, I, Bender, am destined to be 35 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,587 the next smash-hit NFT! 36 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:11,548 - You know, he might be just stupid enough. 37 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,300 - Might be. 38 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,093 ♪ funky music playing ♪ 39 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,095 Look at that. Yeah. Oh. [shutter snapping] 40 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,972 Hm. Come on now! 41 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,769 Yeah. Hit it up. Ooh! 42 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:24,811 Hey. 43 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,815 [typing] 44 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,234 - It's go time! [cracks knuckles] 45 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:33,111 The Bender Collection drops in three, 46 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,446 two... 47 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:35,864 - Let's sell some Bender! 48 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,241 [gunshot] [owl hoots] 49 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,494 Oops. [nervous laugh] Wrong gun. 50 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,745 [bell dings] [Bender gasps] 51 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:44,706 "Bender with Sombrero" just sold for one cent! 52 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:45,999 - That's 'cause I bought it. 53 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,418 You know, to trick suckers into thinking it's valuable. 54 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,546 [bell dings] - Then I paid a quarter. 55 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:51,547 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 56 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:54,633 - This whole NFT thing is completely crooked? 57 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:55,634 I love it! 58 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,094 [bells dinging] 59 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,054 - [laughs] It's happening! 60 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:02,349 The suckers are snapping up Bender's NFTs now! 61 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,185 [all cheering] - How much did I make? 62 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,271 - You're not gonna believe this. 63 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,356 You just made 90-- - Million? 64 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,024 - Four-- - Thousand? 65 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,818 - Dollars! - Cents? 66 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:16,113 - Wait. $94? Woo-hoo! I'm rich! 67 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,031 In your face, kids who helped me! 68 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:21,118 ♪ 69 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,954 You children really earned that ice cream. 70 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,664 I probably should have paid for it. 71 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,624 Anyway, thanks for the ice cream. 72 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,084 [pad beeping] - Huh. 73 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:32,921 Apparently, one buyer purchased all of Bender's NFTs. 74 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:36,300 - [laughing] Wha-- What kinda idiot would do that? [laughs] 75 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,801 - That kind. 76 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,970 ♪ dramatic sting ♪ 77 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,180 [gasps] 78 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:43,515 [gagging] 79 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,684 [quiet chatter] 80 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:49,188 - Note how the apathy conveyed by the fish 81 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:53,150 is exceeded only by the laziness of the art itself. 82 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,943 - Oh, yes. - Fabulous. - Quite so. 83 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,487 - And here's a piece 84 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,866 we just acquired for $94. 85 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,534 [impressed gasping, murmuring] 86 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,828 - That's me! That's my NFT! 87 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,663 - Excuse me? No. 88 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,041 This piece belongs to the museum. 89 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,710 Could you step aside, sir? You're blocking the art. 90 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,253 - I am the art! 91 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:17,216 That NFT represents the very concept of me, Bender. 92 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:21,178 - That concept now resides in our NFT, so... scoot! 93 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:24,556 [metal scraping] BENDER: But! But! But! 94 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:28,477 ♪ 95 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:31,647 [sobbing] I've lost everything! 96 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:35,817 I sold off all the little pieces of me! 97 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:38,195 Can't you just hack in and get your NFT back? 98 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:42,157 - Dad! That hacking stuff only happens in stupid TV shows. 99 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,451 Does it look like we're in a stupid TV show? 100 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,452 - Kind of. 101 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,288 - The blockchain is cryptographically secure. 102 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,790 There's no way to hack in. 103 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,876 - Unless you can factor a million-digit number, 104 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,337 which I very much doubt. [snorts] 105 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:58,715 - I can't even factor six! I've tried! 106 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,009 [sobbing] 107 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,887 I don't know who or what I'm anymore! 108 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,431 [sobbing] 109 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:10,185 - Well, according to your self-published, handwritten autobiography, 110 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,895 you're Bender Rodriguez, 111 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,940 the coolest Mexican bending robot in the world. 112 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,776 And also my best friend. 113 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,070 - Then truly I have nothing! 114 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,572 Goodbye, jerks! 115 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:24,741 I'm off to rediscover the concept of Bender! 116 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,452 Perhaps in the land of my ancestors. 117 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,704 What land was that again? 118 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,748 - Mexxxico, with three Xs. 119 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:32,749 - Got it. 120 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:37,421 [whimpers] Adios, carnitas bags. 121 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,048 [door closes] 122 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,550 [thud] - Oh! 123 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:45,721 [rumbling] 124 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,432 [horn blaring] 125 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,020 [doors hiss] 126 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:55,814 [grunts] 127 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:58,942 [straining, grunts] 128 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:03,322 Ah, Mexico. 129 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,657 Maybe here in the land of my robo-ancestors, 130 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,201 I can find myself. 131 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,410 ♪ dramatic sting ♪ 132 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,828 - Hola, amigo. 133 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,163 - Close enough. 134 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:15,334 ♪ cantina music playing ♪ 135 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:17,377 [sipping] 136 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,671 - Yep, it's shiny and metal, alright. 137 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,965 [sips] And what of your ass? 138 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,092 - ¡También es magnífico! 139 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:25,052 [glasses clink] 140 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,553 [gulping] 141 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,555 [belching] 142 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,058 - We must've been made in the same factory. 143 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,809 We have so much in common! 144 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,604 - Come, amigo! I will take you to my village, 145 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:38,106 where my family has lived for centuries 146 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,526 without a single software update. 147 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:43,529 ♪ tropical music playing ♪ 148 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:49,451 Mexico has been home to many great empires. 149 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:52,955 The Toltecs, the Aztecs, and in the 2200s, 150 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,248 the Nanotecs. 151 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,291 - The ancient stone robots? 152 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,209 - Sí. 153 00:06:57,209 --> 00:07:01,171 Everywhere we still find ruins of their great civilization. 154 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,465 [cracking, crumbling] 155 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,219 Because, uh, they were bad at building stuff. 156 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:10,472 ♪ 157 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,731 [dot matrix printer whirring] 158 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:24,903 Here, our people still fire pottery 159 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,281 just as the ancients did. 160 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,950 - ¿Quién es este idiota? 161 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,744 - Please, the pleasure is all mine. 162 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:33,996 [children giggling] 163 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,164 Hey, what are those dorks doing? 164 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:39,001 - Playing "Hoop," our ancient national sport. 165 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:41,753 Whoever gets the ball through the hoop wins. 166 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,006 - Aw. It's cute how bad they suck. 167 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:47,259 - Well, it's basically impossible to score. 168 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,178 The ball is just a big heavy rock. 169 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:50,345 [clang] 170 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,930 [yelps] 171 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,433 Hey! That was the best shot I ever seen! 172 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,101 It nearly went through! 173 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,895 - [pained] I'm great, alright. 174 00:07:57,895 --> 00:08:00,230 [blowing] 175 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:04,151 - And here is where my familia has lived for generations. 176 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,112 Welcome to Casa Rodriguez. 177 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,739 - That's so weird. 178 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:11,241 The house and me have the same last name! 179 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,243 - You are Bender Rodriguez? 180 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,537 I am Doblando Rodriguez! 181 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:18,582 We are all some kind of Rodriguezes! 182 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:21,001 Everyone, say hola to Bender, 183 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,836 my long-lost cousin! 184 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,838 ALL: Hola, Bender. 185 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,882 - ¡Hola, Tío Bender! 186 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:27,883 - Ah! Parasite! 187 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:29,843 [grunts] [metal crunching] 188 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,804 - Bender, this is my Abuelatron. 189 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,598 And yours, too, come to think of it. 190 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:36,934 - [gasps] You're my grandma? 191 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:39,520 I can't believe I've never met you before! 192 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,938 - Oh, Nieto. 193 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:44,900 You move away when you just eight seconds old. 194 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,736 I can tell you are muy especial. 195 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,279 - I really am. 196 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:52,324 And so is this rusty old village. [sniffles] 197 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,409 I feel so surrounded by love. 198 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:58,288 - Bah, I don't like talk about feelings. Time for a drink. 199 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,290 [whirring] 200 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,584 - You're a booze bag? Me, too! 201 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:03,669 [Abuelatron laughs] 202 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,798 ♪ dark music playing ♪ 203 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:10,717 - Poor Bender'll never have another moment of happiness 204 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,178 unless we can get his NFT back. 205 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:16,098 But I know it's impossible 'cause of blockchain. 206 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:17,933 - Blockchain's not the boss of me! 207 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,477 I say we grab it off the wall and run. 208 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,896 I've always wanted to pull a museum heist. 209 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,524 - Oh, you poor ignorant dopes. 210 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:28,318 You can't just steal an NFT off the wall. 211 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,321 To steal an abstract mathematical construct, 212 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,323 you need a professor. 213 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:36,326 - And we have a professor! - Now, as everyone knows, 214 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,370 the secret to a good heist is 215 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,539 the more complex, the better. 216 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,332 Which is why I 3D printed 217 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:45,377 this exact scale model of the museum. 218 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,838 - We know. We've been staring at it. 219 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,923 ♪ Ocean's 11 -style music playing ♪ 220 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:53,844 - I even purchased tiny NFTs at tremendous expense 221 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,346 to simulate the museum's collection. 222 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:59,391 And there's a fully functioning tiny cafeteria! 223 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:03,061 [rotisserie whirring] Here, behind this bulletproof glass wall, 224 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,689 is the museum's secure computer room, 225 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,567 where the digital file of Bender's NFT 226 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,527 is actually located. 227 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,362 Not in the TV itself, 228 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,698 as certain unnamed idiots might think. 229 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,699 - Rude. 230 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,160 - There's one thing you didn't think of, Professor. 231 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,704 The museum's full of security cameras. 232 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:23,081 - And there's one thing you didn't think of, 233 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,250 which is that I did think of that. [bonking] 234 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,252 You see, my model also has 235 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,838 a fully functioning security system. 236 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:33,050 I'll simply jack into the real security feed 237 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,969 and replace it with the feed from my model. 238 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,347 The guards won't see us breaking in. 239 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:42,309 They'll just see these adorable little empty galleries. 240 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,811 - I don't care if they can't see me. 241 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,022 I paid for this custom one-eyed mask, 242 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,607 and I'm wearing it! 243 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,610 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 244 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,657 [yawning] 245 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:02,663 [dogs barking] 246 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,083 [whirring] 247 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,627 [grinding] 248 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,302 - Oh, those look amazing, Abuelatron. 249 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:21,265 Living in a big city, I've only ever had the handmade kind. 250 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:24,852 - The old ways are the best, Bender. Here, try one. 251 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,607 - Oh, man, that's good! I wouldn't mind having seconds. 252 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:31,984 [loud chewing] 253 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,861 - [laughs] You know, Bendejo, 254 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:37,114 I used to love cooking with your mother. 255 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,783 BENDER [emotionally]: C-Could you tell me about her? 256 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,410 I-I barely remember anything 257 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,579 because she was so uninteresting. 258 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:46,456 - Oh, she was such a kind, 259 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,041 thoughtful arm. 260 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,836 Always picking things up to give to others. 261 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,296 Which reminds me. 262 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:56,258 This is an ancient quipu 263 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,760 passed down from our ancestors. 264 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,388 Your mother, well, she wanted you to have it. 265 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,348 - Then why didn't she give it to me? 266 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,808 - Because I steal it. 267 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,935 [both laugh] 268 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,229 - Hey, uh, what's with the weird knots? 269 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,523 - Maybe some kind of ancient code. 270 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,734 No one knows what it is anymore. 271 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:17,196 - I don't know what I is anymore either. [sniffles] 272 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:18,488 But thank you. 273 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:24,661 - I steal again. [giggles] - Ooh, you are a bad grandma! 274 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,496 - Mm-hmm! [laughs] 275 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,415 ♪ 276 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,626 - Get ready to lose, primo! 277 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:33,504 - Ha! You miss more shots than a stormtrooper! 278 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:35,547 [gasps, grunts] [stone crunches] 279 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,674 - Yes! Closer than usual! 280 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,967 - Oh yeah? Watch this. 281 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,802 [clanking] [grunting] 282 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,221 TOUCAN: Oh... 283 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:45,557 - You know, the annual village hoop tournament is tomorrow. 284 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,975 - You think I'm good enough? 285 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,645 I still never actually scored a point. 286 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,772 - Bender, the victor wins 287 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:54,525 great honor for his family 288 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:57,110 - Then I shall win it for you! 289 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,987 ♪ 290 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:02,533 - Welcome to Hoop Day, our most popular 291 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,952 and only event of the year! 292 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,037 [crowd cheering] 293 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,289 May this contest please 294 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,542 the ancient Nanotec emperors, 295 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:15,003 deep in their subterranean tombs. 296 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,714 - It's gonna be fundito on a bundito! 297 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,675 [blows whistle] 298 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:21,718 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 299 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,011 [clanging] 300 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,138 [fizzling] [giggles] 301 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,890 [crowd cheering] 302 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,560 [metal crunching] 303 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,062 [crowd cheering] 304 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,406 [metal crunching] 305 00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:44,700 [crowd cheering] 306 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,786 Man! It's like no one else is even trying. 307 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,913 I'm literally killing guys left and right! 308 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:53,834 - We pray our finalists Bender and Doblando 309 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,129 will please the ancients with an epic display 310 00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:59,173 of trash talk. 311 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:01,508 - Good luck, primo. - Love ya, cuz. 312 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,385 [snapping] - Hey! Save it for the match! 313 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,386 [blows whistle] 314 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,889 ♪ mysterious music playing ♪ 315 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:12,144 ♪ 316 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:20,819 [muffled rockets blasting] 317 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,779 [pained grunting] 318 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,784 - Switching to miniature security feed. 319 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:28,785 [beeping] 320 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:32,247 - I mean, Charlene's great, and it feels like love, 321 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,792 but, hell, I ain't sure I even know what love is. 322 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,295 [beeping] - Hey, did them screens just blink? 323 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,339 - Man, why every time I talk feelings, 324 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:42,382 you gotta change the damn subject? 325 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,426 - I'm sorry, URL. I'll do better. 326 00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:48,931 [Bender and Doblando grunting] 327 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,933 HIGH PRIESTBOT: After three days of thrilling play, 328 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,018 the score is tied zero-zero 329 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,437 with only two days left on the shot clock. 330 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,065 [Doblando grunting] 331 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,192 [crowd cheering] Oh! And Doblando gets by Bender 332 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,778 with a magnificent ass-fake! 333 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:05,531 [grunting, panting] 334 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,407 [yelps] [crowd gasps] 335 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,786 - [flatly] Oh, no! I have accidentally lost the ball! 336 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,829 [Bender laughs] 337 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,249 HIGH PRIESTBOT: Bender goes strong to the hoop! 338 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,086 ♪ triumphant music playing ♪ 339 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,011 [grunts] 340 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,015 - Swish, baby! In my face! 341 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,433 [crowd cheering] 342 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,893 - Queso on a cross! 343 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,063 Bender has won the tournament! 344 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,565 - Woo! 345 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:44,403 - [gasps] I so proud of you, my little pachuco. 346 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,780 [Abuelatron kissing] 347 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,616 - Grandma, you're embarrassing me! 348 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,034 Now do the other side. 349 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,954 [Abuelatron kissing] [Bender laughing] 350 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,248 [applause] 351 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:59,251 ♪ sentimental music playing ♪ 352 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,546 ♪ mysterious music playing ♪ 353 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,051 [bell dings, doors rattle] 354 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,720 - Let's do this, why not? 355 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,222 ♪ 356 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,184 - Nothing in our way now 357 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,060 but a foot of bulletproof glass. 358 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,770 You're on, Zoidberg. 359 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,480 [snipping] 360 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,274 - Uh-oh. I can't snip it! 361 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,443 - Who said anything about snipping? 362 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:26,153 Here, step in. [bubbling] 363 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,781 When boiled, shellfish emit an intense scream 364 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,492 at precisely 2,000 hertz. 365 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,204 - I'm feeling 2,000 hurts right now. 366 00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:37,206 [high-pitched scream] 367 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:39,208 ♪ dramatic crescendo ♪ 368 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,129 [typing] PROFESSOR: Ah-ha! 369 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,924 [beeping] I've found Bender's NFT! 370 00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,885 [alarm blaring] - Uh-oh. It's the alarm at Planet Express! 371 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,386 There's been a break-in! 372 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,347 [alarm blaring] 373 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:54,848 [Amy grunting] 374 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,434 - Scram, you saucers. Go on, beat it. 375 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,186 - It's a miniature art heist! 376 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,396 They're stealing those little NFTs! 377 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:05,108 - I guess my parents never showed much affection, 378 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,361 so in my own sex life-- [alarm blaring] 379 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,112 URL: Robbery in progress, baby. 380 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,365 - Oh, thank God. [cocks gun] 381 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:14,409 - Most of all, I want to thank my familia 382 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:17,788 for giving me back the concept of who I am. 383 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:20,207 It turns out I'm you. 384 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,501 And I'm also this beautiful place 385 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,461 and my proud heritage. 386 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:28,340 It all adds up to Bender Bending Rodriguez, 387 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,758 Champion of Hoop! 388 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,802 [crowd cheering] 389 00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:35,806 - I will never forget you, Bender. 390 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:38,433 [sobbing] 391 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:42,145 - Bender, you have won the ultimate honor. 392 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,481 Soon, you shall meet 393 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:47,568 the ancient emperors themselves. 394 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,278 - Ooh, fun! When? 395 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,613 - Right after we sacrifice you. 396 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,282 ♪ dramatic sting ♪ 397 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,869 - Uh, I think you're confused, padre. I won. 398 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,162 If anybody's getting sacrificed... 399 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,874 [whispers] it should be him. - Oh no, no, no, no! 400 00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:04,418 The honor of death goes to the winner. 401 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:07,212 - What? Hey, wait a second. 402 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,006 You sucked on purpose! 403 00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,799 - How can you say such a thing? 404 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,135 I tried almost my very best. 405 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,555 - Our champion shall die gloriously, 406 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:19,641 on the altar of the ancients! 407 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,852 - What altar? - It's down there. 408 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,981 - Where? Over-- [screams] 409 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:29,943 Bite my shiny metal ass... 410 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,820 [slowly fading] 411 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,989 - I guess we'll never know 412 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:36,200 what he was trying to say. 413 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,870 ♪ 414 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,289 - Thanks for springing us from the joint, kids. 415 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,209 - Mommy said you're a cautionary tale. 416 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:49,046 - What matters is we heisted Bender's NFT. 417 00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:51,632 Before they nabbed us, I managed to download it 418 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:54,176 onto my USB toothstick. 419 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,260 [cracking] 420 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,721 [slight lisp] Then, I deleted the original. 421 00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,140 [laughter, cheering] ZOIDBERG: We did it! 422 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,310 - Ugh, that's not how an NFT works. 423 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,603 - Is too! 424 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:09,066 - But I hit delete! Really hard! 425 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:11,318 - You can't just delete an NFT! 426 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,321 There are billions of copies stored all over the universe. 427 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,280 - Uh-whuh? 428 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,575 - But only the museum has access to a hash code 429 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,787 on the blockchain that authenticates ownership. 430 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:22,955 - But! But! 431 00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:24,456 [angry straining] 432 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,837 [slight lisp] I should not have booby-trapped my toothstick. 433 00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:33,924 - Ass! 434 00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:35,717 [clanging, clattering] 435 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,052 [woozy groaning] 436 00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:41,932 [bones clicking] [yelps] 437 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:44,977 [whirring] 438 00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:48,397 Well, not the worst hole I've ever woken up in. 439 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,905 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 440 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:00,951 [stone scraping] 441 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:03,370 [fire whooshing] 442 00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,292 No way. 443 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,210 The ancient emperors are real? 444 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,546 Ah, what a load. 445 00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,673 [grunts] They're just dumb carvings. 446 00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:17,551 [stone rumbling] 447 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,515 Uh, did I say dumb? I-I meant majestic. 448 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:35,819 [stone scraping] EMPERORS: Bender... 449 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,070 [shrieks] 450 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,614 - You have pleased us 451 00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:41,408 with your thrilling hoop victory. 452 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,577 - Qué magnífico, Bender. 453 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:47,372 You came to play and gave it 110%. 454 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,209 - It was 109, but thanks for rounding up. 455 00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,920 Uh, what are those weird string dealies on your chest? 456 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,465 - It's an old technology known as string memory. 457 00:20:56,465 --> 00:21:00,010 The bits are represented by ones and knots. 458 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,346 - Oh, so it's like a computer program? 459 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:05,682 - Sí. Each program is stored in a quipu. 460 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,893 That one does spreadsheets, 461 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:11,313 that one solves the traveling salesman problem, 462 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,650 and that one lets you play solitaire on your phone. 463 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,236 BENDER: And that one? EMPEROR: Es macramé. 464 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:20,239 - So these strings can compute anything? 465 00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:22,824 'Cause there's this NFT I'd like to steal. 466 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,368 - N-No, no, no, no, no. 467 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:28,497 ¡Los NFTs tienen seguridad criptográfica! 468 00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:31,041 - To steal an NFT off the blockchain, 469 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,836 you'd have to be able to factor huge integers 470 00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,629 in polynomial time. 471 00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:38,465 - I know, I know. A little kid told me. 472 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,968 You got a quipu that can handle it? 473 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:44,555 - Alas, no. We once had such an algorithm, 474 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:46,723 but it was lost to history. 475 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,518 "The Algorithm of the Gods," we called it, 476 00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:53,021 knotted of beautiful blue and gold threads. 477 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,356 - Blue and gold? 478 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,192 [both gasp] 479 00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,778 - ¡Es un milagro! 480 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,530 - I can't believe it! 481 00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:04,700 At last, the Algorithm of the Gods has been returned 482 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,785 to its rightful home! 483 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:10,080 - Aw, come on! You've already got a wall full of algorithms! 484 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,416 How about I just keep it as my parting gift? 485 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:16,920 - Bender, it's called the Algorithm of the Gods for a reason. 486 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,883 Porque es too powerful for the mortal world. 487 00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:23,802 - But it was given to me by my poor old mother, 488 00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,596 What's Her Name. [sniffles] 489 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,681 Can I at least kiss it goodbye? 490 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,309 - You have moved my soul. 491 00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,852 One kiss. 492 00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:33,270 [kissing] 493 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:35,439 [vacuuming, slurps] 494 00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:36,857 [laughing maniacally] 495 00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:38,400 - See ya, fossils! 496 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,319 - After him! 497 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:43,113 - We no move, estupido. 498 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,908 ♪ 499 00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:47,451 [whirring, clicking] 500 00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:49,328 - So how was Me-he-co? 501 00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:52,080 - Yeah, what was it like meeting your family? 502 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:56,043 - Well, it was kinda like meeting the different facets of myself 503 00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,753 'cause they were all great. 504 00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,255 - Sounds like your family's a lot like your NFT. 505 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,216 - Yeah, and that's why I want it back! 506 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,301 To remind me of my people or whatever. 507 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:05,594 What's the holdup? 508 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:08,847 - Dude, calculations this massive take time. 509 00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,016 - You can't just plug in a quipu and expect it to-- 510 00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:13,977 [bell dings] - Wow. That's a fast quipu. 511 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:17,189 - The NFT is all yours again, Bender. 512 00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:18,732 [Bender gasps] 513 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:22,027 - In some way I don't understand even the slightest bit, 514 00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:23,362 I'm back, baby! 515 00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:24,947 [all cheering] 516 00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,782 - And the best part of all 517 00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:28,784 is knowing that blasted museum 518 00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:31,078 won't be able to show it anymore. 519 00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,955 - Um, actually... 520 00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:35,457 - What?! - Why is it still here? 521 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,251 - I hate this place! 522 00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,503 - As we've been trying to tell you, 523 00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,881 no person or museum can own the image. 524 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:45,092 - What Bender owns is the NFT. 525 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:47,469 [exasperated screaming] 526 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:50,848 - Guys, it's okay. I'm actually fine with this. 527 00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:52,432 - Really? Why? 528 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,810 - Because I now own the factors 529 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:57,396 of a million-digit binary number 530 00:23:57,396 --> 00:24:00,065 that no one else can ever have, 531 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:02,526 and that's what's truly important to me. 532 00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:05,028 - Well, yeah, but you're a robot. 533 00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:07,155 Why would a human want an NFT 534 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:09,741 if it's just some huge string of numbers? 535 00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,953 - No conceivable reason. 536 00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:15,956 ♪ sentimental music playing ♪ 537 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,923 ♪ ending theme playing ♪ 538 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,925 ♪