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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ soap opera organ playing ♪
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[tower rumbling]
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♪
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ROBOT OFFICIANT:
Do you, Boxy, take this air conditioner
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to be your lawfully wedded...
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CALCULON: You can't go through with it,
Boxy! For she is...
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your sister!
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[all gasp]
♪ dramatic organ sting ♪
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And my sister!
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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OFFICIANT:
And my wife!
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[screaming]
[crash]
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HUMAN FRIEND: And my air conditioner!
[Monique gasps]
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[crash]
[crew groans]
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[glass shatters]
[grunting]
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Ah, there you are. Behold!
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[rumbling, thud]
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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What the name of my ass
is going on here?
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The Academy of Inventors'
Annual Competition is approaching.
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So I've created the world's
most powerful sewing machine!
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That is an amazing invention!
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This isn't the invention, you boob.
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Let me just activate it
using my footnological marvel,
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the toe-longer.
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It's glorious!
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That's not the invention either.
Stop guessing.
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[smack]
[Zoidberg yelps]
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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[sewing machine whirring]
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The theme of the competition is recycling,
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so I'm attempting to recycle
old human parts
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into a new,
environmentally friendly human.
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Hyello, Mr. Professorvich.
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Very extremely good catch for you today.
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Luckily was big railroad accident.
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PROFESSOR:
I'll take a pound and a half of hand.
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[whirring]
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Wow. Is that a flat-lock seam?
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Why, thank you for noticing, Amy.
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It looks elegant and minimizes blood loss.
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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Now, the easy part.
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[electricity crackles]
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[thunder cracks]
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[gust blows]
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[fizzling]
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♪ horror sting ♪
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[all scream]
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♪ dramatic crescendo ♪
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[squishy scratching]
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Voilà!
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Um, Professor, most people have a head.
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Sure, the "in crowd."
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Look, you've come this far.
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You don't wanna lose the contest
over a few style points.
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Fine, fine.
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Let's fancy it up with a head.
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The head is the part with the teeth
and the sneeze-hole, right?
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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Any of you presidents need a body?
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Can it hit a no-look jump shot?
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Uh, sure.
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Then why does it need me?
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[laughter]
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- Good one, Mommy.
- Whoa!
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The gallery of supermodels!
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Ugh. Okay, but remember.
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Their eyes are up here.
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♪ glamorous music playing ♪
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Um, do any of you lovely...
lady... people...
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Uh... Oof!
[thud]
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Which of you indistinguishable
human heads wants a body?
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Well, is it tall?
I miss doing runway shows
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and intimidating short people.
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The left side's pretty tall.
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Trust me, it's attractive.
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It's got thick, luxurious hair
all over the place,
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and several legs that just won't quit.
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And one that will.
MODEL HEAD: I'll do it.
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Really?
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Of course, dear. It's not the body.
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It's how you wear it.
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[gasps] That's Cara Delevingne!
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She invented eyebrows.
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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[squishing]
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And... finished!
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[scoffs] Oh no. This won't do.
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That's the only head we got.
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I mean what I'm wearing.
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I'm sorry, Cara,
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but due to your various
and unusual proportions,
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no clothing will ever fit you.
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There's just no possible way to--
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I've got it!
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[whirring, clanking]
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Simply step into my 3D clothing scanner.
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[heavy footsteps]
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You didn't need that hind leg anyway.
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Now, we'll take your exact measurements...
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Good Lord!
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[beeping]
Encode them in a strand of RNA...
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[bell dings]
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Inject it into
a giant Bolivian silkworm...
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[high-pitched yelp]
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Let it spin its cocoon.
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And six weeks later...
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Presto!
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We have a custom-fitted silk garment.
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Thanks, but it's a little
Soviet brutalist for me.
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Well, that's because
you're looking at the wrong side.
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♪ majestic flourish ♪
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[gasps] This is spectacular.
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I never expected to love something so much
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that was excreted from a moth.
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♪ bright music playing ♪
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Scientists and scienticians,
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I'm proud to present the finalists
for this year's Inventors' Award.
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First up, Dr. Bubblegum Tate
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and his postdoctoral fellow,
Sweet Clyde Dixon.
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Dr. Dixon and I have devised
a way to generate clean power
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from the billions of basketballs
discarded each year
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by the Big Twelve.
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♪ inspiring music playing ♪
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[ball whooshing]
[glove humming]
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[zap]
- Ah!
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[shoes squeaking]
[applause]
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Next up, last year's winner,
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Professor Ogden Wernstrom.
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Wernstrom!
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[beeping]
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Discarded doomsday devices
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pose a grave environmental risk.
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So I've invented a way
of reprogramming them
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into lovable companions for the elderly.
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[dog whimpering]
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ALL:
Aw!
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Come along, Explodey.
[panting]
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[audience applauds]
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And last up...
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[explosion]
[Wernstrom screams]
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Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth.
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Colleagues, you witness history tonight.
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The technology to recycle the dead
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back to semi-normal life!
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♪ soft music playing ♪
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[shocked exclamations]
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[neck cracks]
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It's a scientific leap for humanity!
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Questions?
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Who made that dress? It's fabulous!
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Did you not hear what I said?
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I brought a human back to life!
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But that gown brings
sexy back to science!
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Are there any questions
about my invention
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and not the damn dress?
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And now, to announce the winner.
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In the spirit of recycling,
we're reusing last year's envelope.
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And the winner was...
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Ogden Wernstrom!
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[applause]
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[sighs]
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♪ melancholy music playing ♪
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[shutters snapping]
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Cara, over here. Show us the dress!
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Oh, what's going on?
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The photon pressure is knocking me over.
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Who are you wearing?
You look incredible!
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It's a brand-new designer.
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The Professor.
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Uh-whuh...
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[echoing shutter snap]
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♪ melancholy music playing ♪
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All my life,
I've pursued my first love,
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science.
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But my career has come to naught.
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It's time to admit I should've
pursued my first love.
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Fashion.
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♪ upbeat glamorous music playing ♪
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Oh, my!
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That'll look better on me.
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♪
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♪ upbeat stylish music playing ♪
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[cat meows]
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I've got a midlife crisis ponytail
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for a Hubert Farnsworth?
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It's pronounced "Hugh-bear."
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It is?
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Woo!
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Gorgeous! Like a desiccated Zac Posen.
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Hugh-bear, I'm going to make you a star.
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I've made a few calls.
You're on a magazine cover, baby!
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Oh my!
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I'm on the cover of Vague!
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My mother would be so confused.
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[doorbell rings]
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It's Gladys Lennox,
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the world-famous paramecium!
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Star of Mitosis, Lies, and Videotape!
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Is there something we can
help you with, Ms. Lennox?
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GLADYS: I saw the dress you made,
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and I must have one.
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I just love the stitch work.
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Thank you. It's holding my neck on.
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Cara's one of a kind,
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not like those mass-produced
Frankensteins you see nowadays.
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GLADYS:
Being boneless, clothing never fits me.
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It's like trying to put pants
on a waterbed.
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I once got the pants off a waterbed,
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but that's a very long,
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very dirty story. [laughs]
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I can make you an outfit, Ms. Lennox,
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but it's a slow, meticulous process.
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Also expensive.
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GLADYS:
Money's no object.
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I have contractile vacuoles full of it.
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Gol'durned cytoplasm.
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[zapping]
- Yeah, that's it.
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Make sweet asexual love to the scanner.
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No, don't shake your moneymaker!
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Give me less of that!
Don't work it, baby!
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♪ lively music playing ♪
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[crowd cheering]
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Ooh, I want to give myself an award
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for looking at that dress.
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Who are you wearing, Gladys?
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GLADYS:
Oh, what, this little thing?
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It's from the House of Professor.
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Get me the Professor!
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Get me The Professor!
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[beep beep] the Professor!
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♪ lively music playing ♪
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[shutters snapping]
- Tim Gunn here at Milan Fashion Week.
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Today, the hot new old designer
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whose name is on everyone's
silicone-filled lips,
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Hugh-bear Farnts-virt.
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[shutters snapping]
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Please, no photons.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[knocking]
- Two minutes!
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I-I-I'm so nervous!
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And I can barely move in
these high-heeled slippers.
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How am I supposed to walk Marcelle?
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[slurping]
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Not to worry.
Zoidberg will walk your leggy snake.
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[Marcelle hisses]
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[Zoidberg hisses]
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♪ intense music playing ♪
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Welcome to the fashion event
of the millennium.
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We call it Haute Cocoon, by The Professor.
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Enjoy.
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[audience oohing and aahing]
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[applause]
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[cheering]
[shutters snapping]
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[sighs] Shock me back to life
with a defibrillator
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because I am dead.
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♪ muffled music blasting ♪
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I'm Zoidberg. I'm on the list.
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Sorry, we're full.
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The anteater can come in though.
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But I'm on the list! Right there!
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[pen scratching]
- Now you're not.
267
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:46,206
You're dressed like some sort of underpaid
lobster doctor from outer space.
268
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,042
But I can't afford nicer clothings!
269
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,711
Then beat it.
270
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:53,088
♪ somber music playing ♪
271
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:56,258
[sniffles] I've never felt so worthless.
272
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,760
I'll just throw myself in the garbage.
273
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,680
[grunts]
274
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,433
You can't come in our dumpster
what looking like that.
275
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,435
Not during Fashion Week.
276
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:10,856
♪ electronic music playing ♪
277
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,025
[cheering and applause]
278
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,991
[cork pops]
- You're a hit, Professor!
279
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,911
You'll be invited to every party,
every soirée,
280
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:27,164
every orgy.
- And I'll stay home napping.
281
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,999
Who's gonna stop me?
282
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,459
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
283
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,377
LEELA:
Zoidberg! What are you doing?
284
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,378
Jumping!
285
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,421
[gasps]
286
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,089
[monotone]
No, stop.
287
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,258
You don't get it! Your fabulous clothing
288
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,970
just makes the other 99% of us
sad and jealous.
289
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,931
♪ somber music playing ♪
290
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,726
[sniffles] I'm sick of dressing
in factory reject chef's jackets
291
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,020
and children's flip-flops!
292
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,231
Goodbye, fancy friends.
293
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:53,857
♪ dramatic sting ♪
294
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,275
Noooooo!
295
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,277
[monotone]
Don't do it.
296
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,114
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
297
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,867
Zoidberg! Don't kill yourself!
298
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,787
What? No! I'm just going underwater,
299
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,789
where the fashion standards are lower.
300
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,378
Excuse me,
the fashion standards aren't lower.
301
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:17,297
Why, look at the flat-lock seam
on my clam shells.
302
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,507
[groans]
303
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,758
[gurgling]
304
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,885
♪ somber music playing ♪
305
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:28,100
[footsteps squelching]
[door opens, shuts]
306
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,477
Professor, when you started your line,
307
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,105
you were proud the clothes
could fit anyone.
308
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:35,899
But it's only the wealthy
who can enjoy them.
309
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,776
I feel for you, Zoidberg,
310
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:41,738
but there's simply no way
to mass-produce my cocoon patterns.
311
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,866
And moth chow isn't free.
312
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,535
[chomping]
313
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,912
But, isn't the difference
between couture
314
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,540
and ready-to-wear
just a matter of technology?
315
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,876
Uh, well, I suppose it is.
316
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,128
You know, I've never told anyone this,
317
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,422
but it's been my lifelong dream
318
00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:00,591
to be a famous scientist.
319
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,509
Perhaps I could use science
320
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,720
to bring fashion to the masses.
321
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,389
But no, I'm afraid it's completely...
322
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,099
[echoing]
Eureka!
323
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:12,603
Bender, hand me that hat
from my new October line.
324
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,022
[evil cackle]
325
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,648
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
326
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,900
[fluttering]
327
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,320
Fly! Fly, my pretties!
328
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,946
[evil cackle echoing]
329
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:26,867
♪ bright jazzy music playing ♪
330
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,203
Welcome to Good Morning Tonight.
331
00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:31,705
Or as I like to say, good mornight.
332
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,081
[laughs]
333
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,292
I will destroy you
and your entire species
334
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,419
if you continue to combine those words!
335
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:41,298
This mornight, we have a very
special guest in the studio.
336
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:44,885
Legendary fashion designer,
Hugh-bear Farntsvirt.
337
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,221
[applause]
338
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,347
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
339
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:51,099
Morbo has heard through his earpiece
340
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:54,269
that this wrinkly human
now offers a clothing line
341
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,812
for a broader audience.
342
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,272
Indeed, I do.
343
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,274
You see, I've created a variant
344
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:02,653
on the giant moth I use
for my couture line.
345
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:04,821
[squishing]
346
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,573
For a low monthly price,
347
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,825
you get a hangar moth for your closet.
348
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:13,080
And it extrudes a bespoke
tailored outfit every day.
349
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,917
They're essentially
high-speed 3D silk printers.
350
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,002
Morbo demands a demonstration!
351
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,338
♪ bright jazzy music playing ♪
352
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:25,092
[slithering]
353
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:28,095
This just in.
354
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,763
I look fabulous!
355
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:33,433
These slacks really flatter
Morbo's pulsating buttocks.
356
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,685
How do I wash them?!
357
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,812
Oh, no need to wash anything.
358
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:39,773
The outfits fall apart
after one day's use,
359
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,651
but they'd be out of fashion
by then anyway.
360
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,570
Each night, just dispose of them
361
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,780
in my patented fash-can.
362
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,158
[mysterious whirring]
363
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,159
[whoosh]
364
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,621
It's fast-fashion at its fastiest!
365
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,373
Where do the clothes go?
366
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,959
Who knows? Who cares?
367
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,544
Tell us, Professor Farntsvirt,
368
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,838
how can our viewers get
your new clothing line?
369
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:06,800
Just leave the window open
and the light on.
370
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,762
♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪
371
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:14,933
♪ Hands up and touch the sky ♪
372
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:19,062
♪ Can't stop 'cause we're so high ♪
373
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,190
♪ Let's do this one more time ♪
374
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:26,445
♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪
375
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:29,990
♪ Hands up and touch the sky ♪
376
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:33,035
♪ Let's do this one last time ♪
377
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:37,247
♪ Can't stop, we're higher than ♪
378
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,291
♪
379
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:41,710
♪ music fades out ♪
380
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:45,214
Great look, Zoidberg. Very today.
381
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:46,924
Thank you.
Though to be honest,
382
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,009
I liked yesterday's even better.
383
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,928
Would it be possible
to get those pants back?
384
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:51,929
No!
385
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,515
ZOIDBERG:
They made my hips look like I had hips,
386
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,433
but I threw them in the fash-can.
387
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,895
Forget it. Yesterday's pants
are completely out of date.
388
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:02,940
Hugh-bear, Zoidberg knows what he likes,
389
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,943
and that means he has something
even better than fashion.
390
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,653
He has style.
391
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,904
Uh-whuh?
392
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,781
Plus, isn't it more environmental
393
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:13,867
to wear a piece of clothing twice
before you throw it away?
394
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,661
[vortex whirring]
395
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:19,331
I would gladly crawl in after them,
but I can't fit in the fash-can.
396
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,666
Anything can fit!
397
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:25,379
The fash-can is a multi-dimensional
wormhole through space and time
398
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,464
and probably some other things.
399
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,341
Allow me to demonstrate.
400
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,760
Jessica. Oh, Jessica!
401
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,762
[heavy footsteps]
402
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,807
Go on, girl. Get your peanut.
403
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:38,517
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
404
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,270
[Jessica trumpets]
405
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:43,730
[deep whoosh]
406
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,276
- Professor! That's horrible!
- Relax.
407
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:50,404
I get a new pet every day
to go with my outfits.
408
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,239
That's slightly worse!
409
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,825
It's simply too dangerous
to pass through
410
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,660
a trillion-light-year wormhole
411
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,328
for a pair of pants.
412
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:01,456
Why, the temporal distortion alone
could render you...
413
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:05,419
[mysterious whirring, beeping]
414
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,006
Whoa!
415
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,757
That's what I was gonna say.
416
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,259
We're coming out of the wormhole.
417
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,344
[gasps] There's a planet ahead!
418
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,347
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
419
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,851
[clothes flapping]
420
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,311
[ship roaring]
421
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,104
AMY:
Shmoly moly!
422
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,356
If any civilization was here,
423
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,109
it's been smothered
by the Professor's clothes.
424
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,445
The devastation is too much.
425
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,447
It's beyond comprehension.
426
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:34,448
♪ dramatic crescendo ♪
427
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,490
My pants!
428
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,827
♪ fantastical music playing ♪
429
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,622
[thunder cracking]
430
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:42,998
[beeping]
431
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:46,210
Alright. Let's snag Zoidberg's pants
and get outta here.
432
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,337
Bender, deploy the space hooker.
433
00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,047
Deploy her? I barely know her!
434
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,507
[cackling]
435
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,509
Ah, just kidding.
I'm a regular customer.
436
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,473
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
437
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:01,058
[thunder rumbling]
438
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:02,976
It's a total shirt storm!
439
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,520
What do we do? Panic?
440
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:06,730
[thudding]
[engines powering down]
441
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:07,731
[beeping]
442
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,651
LEELA: A flock of Canadian bras
got sucked into the engine!
443
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:12,152
We'll have to crash-land!
444
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,987
[all screaming]
445
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,990
[soft, gentle bumping]
446
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,492
And we're fine.
447
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,245
I believe we were spared for one reason,
448
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:22,704
and one reason only.
449
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,624
To save Zoidberg's pants.
Come on!
450
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:28,043
[wind howling]
[fluttering]
451
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,044
Wuzzat?
452
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,963
FRY:
Moths! Huge ones!
453
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:34,466
They must be feasting
on high-protein sportswear.
454
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:37,386
Actually, it's not the moths
that eat clothes.
455
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:38,804
It's the caterpillars.
456
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:41,723
People don't know that
because they're tiny and hard to see.
457
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,393
[rumbling]
[crew screaming]
458
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,478
[ferocious roar]
459
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,480
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
460
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,315
[rumbling]
461
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,234
[roaring]
462
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:59,408
[peaceful chomping]
463
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,409
And we're fine.
464
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,662
What's this metal thing
we're cowering behind?
465
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,998
Some sort of abandoned structure.
466
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:09,168
The Professor really did
destroy a civilization!
467
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:12,713
It's history's most
brutal crime of fashion.
468
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:14,464
Ah, my pants!
469
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,592
There, in that pile of crisp whites!
470
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:20,304
Oh, to wear them just once more.
471
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,305
♪ dramatic sting ♪
472
00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:22,806
[screeching, roaring]
[Zoidberg yelps]
473
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,975
The Professor's garbage pets!
474
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:27,186
- Run for your lives!
- No!
475
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:29,396
I am a professional fashion model.
476
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,857
We do not run. We strut.
477
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:35,444
And we do not leave our comrades'
fallen pants behind.
478
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,321
Sounds good!
We'll meet you in the ship.
479
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,114
And by meet you, I mean ditch you.
480
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,616
[Bender panting]
481
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:43,452
♪ tense music playing ♪
482
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:47,039
[cat yowling]
- Cara, look out!
483
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:49,082
[cat screeches]
[grunting]
484
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,376
♪ dramatic sting ♪
485
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,130
Ah! Hiya!
486
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,131
[yowls]
487
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,509
♪ electric guitar riff ♪
488
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,970
Everybody on board
before we get buried!
489
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,388
♪
490
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,390
[Zoidberg and Cara panting]
491
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:09,520
Jump!
[both grunt]
492
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,979
Ah!
493
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,065
Hang on! You'll be okay!
494
00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:15,359
But my grip is crumpling the pants!
495
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:16,735
So I'll iron them!
496
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,987
No! The material's too cheap!
497
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,532
It won't stand up to
even the lowest setting.
498
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:23,867
I'll wear them wrinkled!
I can pull it off!
499
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:26,662
Don't be a fool!
What is one life
500
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:30,123
against a completely decent pair of pants?
501
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,875
[gasps] Goodbye.
502
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:35,879
Cara, no!
503
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:39,716
♪ somber music playing ♪
504
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,885
[sobbing]
505
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,346
[vortex whirring]
506
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,348
♪ dramatic sting ♪
507
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,019
Oh, good! You're back!
508
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:54,231
I can toss yesterday's
conquistador ensemble
509
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:55,858
without damaging the ship.
510
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:59,820
[vortex whirring]
511
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:02,739
Stop! We saw where
the clothes are going!
512
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,033
You've wiped out an entire planet!
513
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,743
Wiped out, you say?
514
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,662
Well, if everyone is already dead,
515
00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,289
I don't see the problem.
516
00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:11,999
Someone might still be alive
517
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,168
under all those vegan leather pants!
518
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:17,171
Those are not breathable!
You gotta do something!
519
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,506
[sighs] Very well.
520
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,302
The ship's log should hold
the space-time coordinates
521
00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:25,095
of the planet you came from.
522
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:28,182
I'll send them a jaws of life
or something.
523
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,725
[beeping]
Aah!
524
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:31,768
What is it? Something surprising?
525
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:35,314
The planet you went to was... was...
[beeping]
526
00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:36,315
Earth!
527
00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:37,983
♪ dramatic sting ♪
528
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:39,568
But that's our planet, right?
529
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,904
And we're not buried
under miles of laundry.
530
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:43,989
Don't you see, you imbecile?
531
00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:45,824
No, sir, I'm afraid I don't.
532
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:48,619
It's Earth in the future!
533
00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:52,581
We sent the clothes... to our own future!
534
00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:55,334
♪ bleak music playing ♪
535
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,919
[wind blowing]
536
00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:57,920
[gasps]
537
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,505
♪ dramatic sting ♪
538
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:03,300
You finally did it,
you fast-fashionistas!
539
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,428
Damn you all to TJ Maxx!
540
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:09,806
What kind of world
have we left for our children?
541
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,266
Or their children?
542
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,393
Or their children's children? Wait.
543
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,146
How into the future
did we send the clothes?
544
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:17,564
What time is it?
545
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,399
[thunder cracking]
546
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,069
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
547
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:24,071
[vortex whirring]
548
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,698
[clothes fluttering]
549
00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:31,703
♪ eerie crescendo ♪
550
00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:36,250
♪