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♪ grandiose music playing ♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪
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[alarm clock beeping]
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[alarm stops]
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Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
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Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
- Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
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I'll change Stinky.
You serve breakfast to Picky.
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I'm not picky!
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Ew, gross! You got egg white in my egg!
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[Mandy struggling]
- Ugh! Just get dressed, Mandy!
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These are kids' clothes, Mom!
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I'm not wearing these!
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Me neither!
[squishing]
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[grunts]
[splat, sizzle]
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Ew, gross!
You got egg white on his diaper.
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♪
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[rattling]
- I don't get why my kids are so spoiled.
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We have tons of money,
we give them everything they want,
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and still totally spoiled!
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Your kids should see how
I grew up in the Orphanarium.
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[whack]
Ugh. We could only dream
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of being spoiled and obnoxious.
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[blows raspberry]
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Oh yeah?
[blows flaming raspberry]
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Hey, does the Orphanarium
allow visitors?
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You know,
so people can feel good about themselves,
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and also frighten their own children?
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Sure! It's called volunteering.
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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Ew! This place smells worse than Mandy!
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- Does not!
- Well, I, for one,
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think volunteering is a fantastic idea.
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I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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[phone ringing]
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Lieutenant Kroker!
Report for emergency briefing.
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Oh, thank God. I'll be back in a month!
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[frantic panting]
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[buzzer]
[door creaks]
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[children giggling]
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Warden Vogel!
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Leela! It seems like only yesterday
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you were this tall
and riddled with scurvy.
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[both laughing]
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Lot of bad memories.
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Is this gonna be my new family?
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No, Albert.
These folks are here to provide
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useless, unskilled labor,
not adopt you.
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Oh, thank God.
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Get ready for some super fun
hands-on volunteer work.
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[fly buzzing]
[water drips]
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But don't touch anything.
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It's snack time, so you can start
by cutting these grapes in half.
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Ah, so the little ones don't choke.
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No, so there's enough to go around.
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[annoyed sigh]
[snipping]
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Next, cut the blankets.
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[bubbling]
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This soup smells delicious!
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Can I help serve and eat it, yum-yum?
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You've gotta make it first.
That's just tap water.
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[gurgling]
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Mm, chunky.
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[slurping]
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Shall I take this putrid trash out?
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That isn't trash. It's the donation bin.
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Donors put their trash in it.
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Okay, kids, line up.
[kids cheer]
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Each child will receive
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precisely 0.6 kilograms of toy.
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Two-thirds of a basketball for you,
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a clump of melted army men for you,
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three stuffed animals
with tomato sauce for you,
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and a tricy-- uh, bicycle for you.
[clatters]
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Albert, you get a cookie.
- Yum!
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[chomp]
[tire pops, deflates]
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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This used to be my room.
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It's the only one with a window.
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[raccoon chittering]
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That's Bandit.
He gave me my first rabies.
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This is way nicer than my room at home!
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Mine has too much furnitures.
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And it's all so matchy-matchy.
[squish]
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And her toys have lots of sauce on them!
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Mine don't have any! [crying]
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You want me to kick her?
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♪ bright music playing ♪
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Here you go.
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[plate shatters]
And one for you.
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[plate shatters]
[baby talk] And one for you.
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[plate slides, shatters]
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[normal]
Ah. It just feels so good to help.
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Can you fix our table, Mr. Shiny Pants?
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I thought you'd never ask!
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[grunts]
[children cheer]
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Can you bend my spoon straight?
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No problem, kid. [grunts]
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How'd that happen anyway?
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Damien did it. With his brain.
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♪ eerie music playing ♪
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My man, Damien!
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[antenna squeaks]
[yelps]
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[bird caws]
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I apologize, kids.
That was just horrible!
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I'll buy you all ponies to make up for it.
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Mine better be a big one!
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Hey, where's Mandy?
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[bed squeaking]
[kids laugh]
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I love it here! Whee!
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[bed smashes]
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[laughter]
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Wanna play toys?
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The raccoon lick'ded
some of the p'sghetti sauce off.
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Aw, so cute!
[squishing]
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Hi! My name is Bearinara!
[giggles]
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I like your ear!
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[giggles]
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[squishing]
- I like your big empty forehead.
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[both laugh]
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You're a little green froggy
just like my daddy!
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[smooch]
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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Mandy! Stop kissing garbage!
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But, we're having fun!
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Come on. It's time to go.
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Can I at least give her a hug goodbye?
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[whispers]
I said not to touch anything dirty.
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♪ sad music playing ♪
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[feet scraping]
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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Reporting for briefing, sir!
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You know, Kif, among certain females,
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I'm better known for my de-briefing.
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[laughing]
[Kif groans]
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At ease, gentlemen.
[startled grunt]
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Admirella? And in combat uniform?
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This must be important.
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Very important, Lieutenant.
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What I'm about to show you is top secret.
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That's why I've been keeping it
close to my chest.
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[unzipping]
- Uh...
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I-I should get a map like that for Amy.
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Unidentified hostile aliens
have wiped out
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several of our remote bases
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here, here, and here.
[beeping]
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I've been to two of those bases.
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And they're on a direct course for...
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well, I'm not at liberty to say,
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but one of the DOOP's
most important planets.
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Not Amphibios 9, my home world?!
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[both laughing]
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Important means Earth, Lieutenant.
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The very survival of Earth is at stake.
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Pfft. Amphibios 9.
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[both laughing]
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♪ ominous crescendo ♪
- Oh, ho, ho.
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♪
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[splashing]
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Those orphans sure taught us a lot
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about not being spoiled.
Right, kids?
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[sniffing]
Are these domestic bath salts?
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What are we, bankrupt?
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I miss Sally. And her fuzzly toys.
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I'll get you a clean new fuzzly toy.
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I'm sure you can find them anywhere.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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Sold out?
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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Sold out?!
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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Ah. There they are.
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[all arguing]
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Hey!
- Grab. Hands off my kajigger!
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It's a present for my whatsit!
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Your whatsit's too old
to play with kajiggers.
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[both struggling]
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Ooh! Looks like we've got
a little Fuzzy Funbag collector!
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- People collect these things?
- Oh God, yes.
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From the moment I nabbed
my first one, I was like...
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♪ Gotta collect 'em all! ♪
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[electronic jingle playing]
SIGN: ♪ Gotta collect 'em all! ♪
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Now that I know they're hard to get,
I want them!
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[punch lands]
- Ow!
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There! I collected 'em all.
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Oh, honey,
that's not even close to 'em all.
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You've got, like, 195 to go.
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Shman. Then, I better get started.
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- Hey!
- Oh, grow up.
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♪ triumphant music playing ♪
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[computer alert]
[gasps]
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A Bitey Bedbug came up on bBay!
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[scoffs]
[clicks remote]
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- In business news...
- Turn that off!
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...the Fuzzy Funbag index
hit an all-time high today--
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[beep]
- [gasps] Turn that on!
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Experts agree,
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the mass-produced bags
can only go up in value,
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much like Bitcoin or tulips.
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Gotta collect 'em all.
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♪ spirited music playing ♪
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[gasps]
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[squishing, pop]
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♪ dark music playing ♪
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[inaudible]
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Hm...
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One to go.
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Cashew CuddleFish,
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I'm gonna collect you so hard!
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♪
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Business is booming!
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We're delivering whatever
these things are by the millions!
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[yelps]
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This one! The CuddleFish!
Has anyone seen it?!
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You seem kinda worked up, Amy.
Though it is awful cute.
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Gimme that drawing!
[both struggle]
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You know, there's actually
quite a bit of science
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behind the concept of cuteness.
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Ooh! Lecture, lecture!
[beep]
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PROFESSOR:
Since baby mammals
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have relatively large eyes at birth,
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we evolved to find that cute,
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so we'd care for our offspring
instead of strangling them.
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Clever little bastards.
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[beep]
- Let's run an experiment.
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[cart rattling]
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I'm going to show a series of images,
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and my cu-trometer will measure
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how loud you say "aww."
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[beep]
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ALL:
Aww.
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[beep]
[louder] Aww!
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[beep]
[even louder] Aww!
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[beep]
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- Ew!
- Yuck!
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Correct! This face has
zero cuteness coefficient.
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The pinprick pupils
are ugly and off-putting.
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Turn it off! Turn it off!
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But these Funbags,
why, they take it to the next level!
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[beep]
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ALL [loudest] Aww!
[beeping, breaking]
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Our desire to obtain them
is beyond our control.
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I don't know
if it's literally beyond our--
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[alarm blaring]
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A CuddleFish is up for auction!
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[piercing shriek, laugh]
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[tires screeching]
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Just sneak in and pretend
to be orphans till I get back!
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Go, go, go!
[engine roaring, tires squealing]
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♪ posh music playing ♪
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[auction chatter]
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Wow. You own your own bidding paddle?
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I own my own number.
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We now start the bidding for the rarest
and cutest of all Funbags.
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Cashew the CuddleFish.
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[audience ooh's and aww's]
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All the money in
my children's college funds!
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00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,404
[audience gasps]
259
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,741
Madam, that bid is more
than makes any sense.
260
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,868
We have More Than Makes Any Sense,
More Than Makes Any Sense.
261
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:02,329
Do I hear More Than Makes
Any Sense and a Half?
262
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,790
[squishing]
[audience murmurs]
263
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,375
We have More Than Makes
Any Sense and a Half.
264
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,794
Do I hear Girl, Are You
Kidding Me Right Now?
265
00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:10,879
You only live once, Mother.
266
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,173
[mutters]
Although it's been a very long once.
267
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,467
Girl, are you kidding me right now?
268
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,468
Ow!
269
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,512
Objection! Stop the bidding!
270
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,597
This Funbag is a fake!
271
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,391
[audience gasps]
AMY: What?!
272
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,059
Note how the fabric on the underseam
273
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,395
is a slightly lighter shade
than it should be.
274
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:29,022
And instead of reading
"Cashew CuddleFish,"
275
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,107
the tag reads,
276
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,733
"Knockoff Phonyfish."
277
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,319
You're a professional Funbag appraiser!
278
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,530
How did you not notice that before?
279
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,741
Honestly, I was just too
distracted by its cuteness.
280
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:43,704
Ugh!
Has anyone even seen a real CuddleFish?
281
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,247
Maybe they don't exist!
282
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:48,625
Maybe it's all just some kinda
sick, fuzzy-wuzzy game!
283
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,544
Now, now, calm down.
284
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:53,547
Remember, Miss Wong,
you have actual kids to hug.
285
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,507
Who? Oh, right!
286
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,094
[gasps] That stain
looks like a moldy bunny.
287
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:02,222
MANDY:
That one looks like a cockaroach!
288
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,515
Oh, it ran away.
289
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,934
Let's play Funbags!
290
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,063
Come on, Mandy,
let's go home and take a bath
291
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,773
and incinerate those clothes.
292
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,192
♪ dramatic sting ♪
293
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,485
[gasping]
294
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,778
[thud]
295
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,782
♪ fanciful music playing ♪
296
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,659
♪ slightly tense music playing ♪
297
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,911
Wow.
298
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,413
What an interesting little toy.
299
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,833
It is? What's interesting about it?
300
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,877
I mean, nothing really.
301
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:34,671
They're just... so fun to trade, right?
302
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,673
Why do you sound weird, Mom?
303
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,759
[stilted]
I don't sound weird.
304
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,761
Go wait in the car!
305
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,973
[normal]
That one is so dirty.
306
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,643
Wouldn't you rather have
some nice clean ones?
307
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:50,270
No, I like my dirty one better.
308
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,897
It matches me.
309
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:55,400
Oh, b-but this purple lion
is slightly rare!
310
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,194
And I'll throw in a whole bag
311
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,988
of gold variant hugger whales.
312
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,032
You can just have it if you want.
313
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,283
Take the deal!
314
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,203
♪ suspenseful music playing ♪
315
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,372
Approaching Outpost Merveena 6,
316
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:10,457
the latest base to fall silent.
317
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,043
I have a weird feeling about this, Kif.
318
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,671
Set tension level to maximum.
319
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:16,672
[sighs]
320
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:19,508
[tense whirring]
321
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:22,511
♪ tense music playing ♪
322
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:25,806
♪ dramatic sting ♪
323
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,432
Holy fri-jo-les!
324
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,226
It's horrifying!
325
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,269
After you, Kif.
326
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:31,812
[grunts]
327
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:35,566
Their windpipes and rib cages
have been crushed.
328
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,985
It's as if they had their very lives
cuddled out of them!
329
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,445
[typing]
ZAPP: Let's check the security footage.
330
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,699
Whoever arrived here last
must be the massacre-er.
331
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:46,159
[audio rewinding]
[static]
332
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:48,537
[Kif gasps]
333
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:51,164
That's Amy's boss' delivery crew's ship!
334
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,459
[dolly squeaking]
335
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,253
[bottles clatter]
336
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,504
[Bender giggles]
337
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,674
They just made a harmless delivery
and stole some stuff.
338
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,259
Nothing illegal about that.
339
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,678
[ship roaring]
340
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,806
Some monster must've
stowed aboard that ship,
341
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,933
then murdered everything here...
342
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,602
To the death.
343
00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,604
Do you think it's still around? [gasps]
344
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:15,856
Or maybe already headed to Earth?
345
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,357
I don't think.
346
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,027
I run away! [whimpering]
347
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,571
Oh, I hope Amy and the kids are alright.
348
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:23,947
[panting]
349
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,535
Can't go on a work trip and not bring back
a cute present. [panting]
350
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,455
♪
351
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:34,583
So, after long
and careless consideration,
352
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,668
your pension is now fully invested
353
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,378
in Fuzzy Funbags.
354
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,881
It's just prudent.
[Zapp panting]
355
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,550
Any alien invaders around here?
356
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,843
Uh-oh. The fuzz!
357
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:48,055
Something wiped out
the outpost at Merveena 6.
358
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,806
But, we were just there!
359
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:53,185
Uh, they had a precious vase!
Much like this one!
360
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:56,939
Some unthinkable horror
may have stowed away in your cargo hold.
361
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,190
What were you delivering?
362
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,526
The only thing
we deliver anywhere anymore.
363
00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:02,569
Fuzzy Funbags. Like that.
364
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,987
♪ dramatic sting ♪
365
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,572
Exactly like this?
366
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,200
Let me see that Funbag.
367
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,704
Scalpel.
368
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:16,542
[fabric ripping]
[all gasping, gagging]
369
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,377
My God!
370
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,628
What? What's in there?
371
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:23,006
Little plastic beads! Or beans!
372
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,676
What did you expect?
It's a beanbag.
373
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,389
Whoa, this is no bean.
374
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,766
It's alive!
- Aren't beans alive?
375
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,142
Cork it, nerd!
376
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,727
[beeping]
377
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,730
[whirring]
[slicing, squishing]
378
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,148
[all gasp]
ZOIDBERG: Yum.
379
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,986
The entire organism
is filled with spores!
380
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:47,489
It's essentially just
one big reproductive organ.
381
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:50,409
Much like certain humans,
eh, Leela? [clicks tongue]
382
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,619
Is it possible these little fun bags
383
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,663
could've caused such devastation?
384
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,707
Not on their own, no.
385
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,375
They have no brain!
386
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,794
Much like certain humans, eh, Leela?
387
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,337
Eh-- No, uh, wait.
388
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:05,966
There would have to be some
malicious variant to command them.
389
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,718
A highly unusual one
390
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,596
with diabolical intelligence.
391
00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:12,806
"The Alpha Funbag."
392
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,183
♪ dramatic sting ♪
393
00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:16,310
♪ I got it, I got it! ♪
394
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,437
♪ The rarest in the world! ♪
395
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:22,733
♪ By ripping off a little orphan girl! ♪
396
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,945
I'm a terrible person. [sobbing]
397
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,490
♪ sad music playing ♪
398
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,911
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
399
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:37,456
So these Funbags are invading Earth?
How is that possible?
400
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,918
Cuteness is a brilliant
evolutionary strategy.
401
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,669
They can't build spaceships,
402
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,963
or even their own shelves to sit on.
403
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,381
Heh-heh, losers.
404
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,841
But they don't have to.
405
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,844
They evolved to be irresistibly cute,
406
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:54,389
so fools like everyone but me
would collect them.
407
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,768
This is an invasion where
we're buying the invaders
408
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,062
and bringing them into our homes!
409
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,732
Like my black mold Chia Pet?
[coughing]
410
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,776
What would their leader look like?
411
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,194
The Alpha Funbag?
412
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,530
Well, it wouldn't be a common one,
413
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:10,739
like Chutney the Chipmunk
414
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,367
or Extincty the Black Rhino.
415
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,662
No, it would be rare and expensive.
416
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,581
One only within
the purview of a top collector,
417
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,584
such as myself, or Amy.
Mm-hmm.
418
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,545
Or Amy?
419
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,546
Mm-hmm.
420
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:28,298
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
421
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,051
Mandy, Mommy did something wrong,
422
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,053
and it's time to make it right.
423
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,265
You mean abandoning us for weeks
to go toy shopping?
424
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,851
No, but that was also an oopsie.
425
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:41,103
Here you go, Albert.
426
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,480
And this one's for you, Nina.
427
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,274
Got one to spare for a warden
428
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:48,819
with an empty space on his shelf?
And in his heart?
429
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,362
Of course!
430
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,030
Enjoy, kids.
431
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,993
I'm donating my whole collection
to the Orphanarium!
432
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:59,955
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
433
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,125
I'm back!
434
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,835
[gasps] Mandy!
435
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,796
I was scareded I'd never see you again.
436
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,215
Sally, I did a bad thing.
437
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,509
Taking away your special toy.
438
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,636
It's rare and valuable,
439
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,638
and it belongs to you.
440
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,307
It's okay, you can keep it.
441
00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:20,642
I like the one you gave me more.
442
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,854
That cheap common one
that anybody can get?
443
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,355
Are you crazy?!
444
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,523
It's special to me,
445
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,985
'cause it's the first time a mommy
ever gived me a present.
446
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,820
♪ heartwarming music playing ♪
447
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,114
Please, please take it back.
448
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,534
Mm-mmm. It's important to you
in some grown-up way,
449
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,661
but to me, it's just a toy.
450
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:42,289
But that's the most
important thing it can be.
451
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,917
Just take it and have fun.
452
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:48,337
No! It's only fun to play with someone,
453
00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,297
especially Mandy.
454
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,549
Is she allowed to play with me again?
455
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:57,262
You and Mandy can play together
as much as you want.
456
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,764
Then, okay.
457
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:00,015
[squishing]
458
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,934
[Amy and Sally struggle]
459
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,228
Mommy, you're not letting go of it.
460
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:06,522
[grunting, gasps]
461
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,441
You'll be okay. It's just a toy.
462
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:12,069
[blinking]
- [deep, scratchy voice] Let's cuddle!
463
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:15,072
[screaming]
464
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:18,116
♪ ominous music playing ♪
465
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:21,954
[scared whimpering]
466
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,539
♪
467
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,082
♪ dramatic sting ♪
468
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,625
[Zapp humming heroic charge music]
469
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,168
Ow.
470
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,753
[gasps]
[door creaks]
471
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:30,963
[all gasp]
472
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,881
[grunts] Help!
473
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:36,134
[squeezing]
It's... hugging my... neck!
474
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,387
[choking]
475
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,013
Fear not!
476
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,057
Kif, put him out of his misery.
477
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,100
[zap]
478
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,227
[rattling]
479
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,854
[comical popping]
480
00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,480
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
481
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,523
Ah!
482
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:51,900
Dear lord!
483
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,777
When the Funbags explode,
484
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,071
it triggers the beans to hatch!
485
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,990
So how are we supposed to kill them?
486
00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:00,617
With my monkey-killing barrel,
of course.
487
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,995
Just place the fun bags in and...
488
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:03,996
[imitates cutting throat]
489
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,330
[kids whimpering]
490
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,915
You've met your match,
491
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,626
tiny motionless cuddly animal.
492
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,254
♪ heartwarming music playing ♪
493
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:15,048
I can't do it. It's too adorable!
494
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:18,093
Don't be ridiculous. Give it to me.
495
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,887
♪ music continues ♪
496
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,847
Oh! Dammit!
497
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,391
The cuteness is too much, even for me!
498
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,643
And I believe Bambi's mother deserved it!
499
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,938
It's no use. We're totally outgunned.
500
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,691
AMY: Kif! Help!
- Amy!
501
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,401
[whimpering]
502
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,153
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
503
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:37,821
♪ creepy cute music playing ♪
504
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,782
Cuddle formation!
505
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,075
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
506
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,369
Forward, hug!
507
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,038
♪ dramatic crescendo ♪
508
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:48,498
I'm scared, Mama! I need a hug!
509
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:51,793
No, Mandy! Whatever you do, no hugging!
510
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,963
♪ tense music playing ♪
511
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,842
[whispers]
We mustn't release the spores,
512
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,802
so don't shoot anything.
513
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:04,598
How could I?
Their eyes are just so big and cute.
514
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:06,350
♪ dramatic sting ♪
515
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:09,394
Ah! Those tiny pinprick pupils!
516
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,064
[zapping]
517
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:15,651
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
518
00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:18,820
[popping]
519
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,323
[all screaming]
520
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:24,076
[screaming, wailing]
521
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:26,662
[phone ringing]
- Amy, I may not make it!
522
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:29,414
You've got to kill the Alpha Funbag!
523
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,083
The Alpha Who-bag?
524
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,336
The leader! The leader! [choking]
525
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,420
[static]
526
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,713
That's it!
527
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,842
Nobody gets to hug Kif to death but me!
528
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,553
Prepare to die!
529
00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:44,179
You can't kill me!
530
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,807
I'm the cutest thing in the universe!
531
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:49,101
Wrong! Because to a mother,
532
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:52,479
the cutest thing in the universe
is her own child.
533
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,189
[choking]
534
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,483
[Mandy choking]
[Cashew CuddleFish laughing]
535
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,443
Mom! Stop it!
536
00:21:58,443 --> 00:21:59,653
Oops!
537
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,447
[sniffles] Goodbye...
538
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:04,324
[coughing]
539
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,828
I know you said not to hug,
but we're gonna!
540
00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:10,038
Yeah, let's do.
541
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,208
Yes. Come give me a nice hug.
542
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,918
You're making this too easy!
543
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,504
[evil laughter]
544
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,591
[crunching]
[gagging] Hey!
545
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:23,552
You're hugging too hard!
546
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,345
[gasping, groans]
547
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:34,229
[panting] Am I too late?
548
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:38,192
No, but I may be a little
snuggle-shy for a while.
549
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:41,695
That's okay.
Although, I did just get you a map suit.
550
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:45,324
The Alpha Funbag is dead?
551
00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:47,367
How on earth did you do it?!
552
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,370
Cute recognize cute.
553
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:52,164
[popping]
554
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:53,957
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
555
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,709
[screaming]
556
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:56,960
[heavy thudding]
557
00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:01,715
Hm. It seems the CuddleFish
has been reduced
558
00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,342
to a common variant,
559
00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:05,427
with no special powers.
560
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,095
That's a convenient relief.
561
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:10,015
And look how many
rare ones there are now.
562
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,433
We're all rich!
563
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,685
[all cheering]
564
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:17,606
They may be lousy toys,
but they're a great investment.
565
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,900
And I collected 'em all!
566
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,903
♪ gentle music playing ♪
567
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:27,533
♪ operatic vocalizing ♪
568
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:30,869
[bulldozer engine roaring]
569
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:33,664
♪ Gotta collect 'em, gotta collect 'em ♪
570
00:23:33,664 --> 00:23:36,041
♪ Gotta collect 'em all! ♪
571
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:40,254
♪