1 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,595 [♪ upbeat theme music playing] 2 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,745 -[glass shatters] -[♪ theme concludes] 3 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,789 [♪ tranquil music playing] 4 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,999 [babysitter screaming] 5 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,961 -[blinds rattle] -What a beautiful day. 6 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,422 Time to rise and photosynthesize. 7 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:50,467 Wake up and smell the water. [giggles] 8 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,011 [sighs] There goes your ding-dong daddy, 9 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:55,264 yip-yappin' at that coffee plant again. 10 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:56,890 It's not just a plant, woman. 11 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,016 It's my father! 12 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,351 It grew out of his grave 13 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:02,187 and sucked the personality out of his corpse. 14 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:04,314 Come on, Dad. Show 'em you can talk. 15 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,360 Oh yes, now I hear him. 16 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:12,698 He's sayin', "Quit bein' a Looney Tune and come join your family for breakfast." 17 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:13,782 [door shuts] 18 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,909 Why won't ya speak in front of them? 19 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:19,997 I like making ya squirm. [laughs] 20 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,665 [coughing] 21 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,501 But I won't be doin' it much longer. 22 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,420 My leaves are fallin' off. 23 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,422 My beans are hangin' low. 24 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:32,301 It is time to toss me in the compost. 25 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:35,470 But don't you wanna see your grandson grow up? 26 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,556 How am I supposed to do that, ya ding-dong? 27 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:38,807 I got no eyeballs! 28 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,143 Then what are those white dots? 29 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:44,438 I don't know. Look like unripe beans to me. 30 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,732 -I thought you couldn't see! -[leaf rustles] 31 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,817 Huh, you got spots on your leaves, too. 32 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,611 Could be some plant disease. 33 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,821 It's irie, son. [coughs] 34 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,823 Let nature run its course. 35 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,241 It's anything but irie! 36 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,326 You need help! 37 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,870 [grunting] 38 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,998 You forgot your Egg McManwich! 39 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,417 [♪ dramatic music playing] 40 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,835 [crew slurping coffee] 41 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:07,961 Where's Hermes? 42 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,881 It's not like him to be less than 10 minutes early. 43 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,593 Uh-oh. Is it "bring your plant to work day"? 44 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,428 No, this is my father! 45 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,512 And he's sick. 46 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:18,680 Wha...? 47 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:22,517 Oh, right. Your poor dad. 48 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,102 -Okay, sure. -It's his dad, alright. 49 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:25,604 We're humoring him. 50 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,022 I can see you winking! 51 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,815 Ooh, ooh. Mr. Conrad! 52 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:31,777 I happen to know a nice lady who's great with plants. 53 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,236 Is she a plant doctor? 54 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,073 She will be, when she finishes her botany degree. 55 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,325 Her name is Marianne. 56 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,328 -[all gasping] -Mary who? 57 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,455 Marianne? Your old girlfriend? 58 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:46,708 The only woman in the universe who finds your smell attractive? 59 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,586 That's her! I've got proof even. 60 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,673 Shwow. How'd you fit all those pictures in your wallet? 61 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,717 Easy. There's no money taking up space. 62 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,346 So, are you and her still...? 63 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,640 Yes! But also, no. 64 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,601 She's been studying at Mars University the past few years, 65 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,852 so we're on a break. 66 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,896 Got it. [whispering] She dumped him. 67 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,524 Things are... complicated, 68 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,068 but we still care for each other. 69 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,487 Yes, yes. It's a complicationship. 70 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,322 My dad's droppin' leaves, people! 71 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,366 I'll call and ask if she can help. 72 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,576 [phone dialing] 73 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,078 [thudding and yelps] 74 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,788 Marianne? It's John! 75 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,123 [cat screeching, owl hooting] 76 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,208 Hang on, let me shut the front lid. 77 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,960 -[hinges squeaking] -[cat screeching] 78 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:34,381 -[♪ gentle music playing] -[bus engine whirring] 79 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,465 [landing thuds] 80 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,677 I haven't seen her in so long. Are the flowers too much? 81 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,470 No. She'll love 'em. 82 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,389 You're right! I'm trying too hard. 83 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,474 [munching] Yum. 84 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:49,646 John! What lovely stems. Thank you. 85 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,648 It's nice to see you. 86 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,401 Oh no, you don't. I'm getting a hug. 87 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,778 [♪ soft, romantic music plays] 88 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,739 Eyyyyy! 89 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,283 [mops sloshing] 90 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,369 -See? Told you it was fun. -[door opens] 91 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,371 Everyone, remember Marianne? 92 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,665 Marianne, remember everyone? 93 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,543 Of course. How wonderful to see you all. 94 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,336 -[all greeting] -[Bender] Hey, alright! 95 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,380 Oh! Her! 96 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:18,091 This calls for a not-do-any-work dance party! 97 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,885 -[♪ dance music playing] -Oh yeah. Come on, yeah. 98 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,511 Do that dance. Shake that booty. 99 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,763 -Do that-- -[♪ music stops abruptly] 100 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:23,889 I hate it here. 101 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,183 You must be drained from traveling. 102 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,809 Can I bring you some sink water? 103 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,811 Maybe a nice packet mustard? 104 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,271 Water would be lovely. 105 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,232 Okay, we've got questions. 106 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:35,734 I'm an open book. 107 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,569 Admit it. This whole school thing 108 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:40,238 was an excuse to ditch Crabbo, right? 109 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,740 What? No! 110 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,367 -[♪ touching music playing] -I always dreamed of studying botany. 111 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,787 But I was just a poor flower girl. 112 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,413 I could never afford it 113 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:52,000 until Johnny Zed made my dreams come true. 114 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,795 He's been paying my tuition for years now. 115 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:55,962 -Aw. -Whoa. 116 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,256 Really? Suddenly, he's kinda hot. 117 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,591 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 118 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:03,053 How can Zoidberg pay anything? He's completely broke. 119 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,931 Yes. Because he's been paying my tuition. 120 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,849 He never told you? 121 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,976 [sighs] That is so like him. 122 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,441 What? Why are you looking at me without contempt? 123 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,319 Well, I didn't take a 90 million-mile bus ride 124 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,947 with a slingshot around Jupiter to chit-chat. 125 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,323 Where's my patient? 126 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,407 Right here! 127 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:26,910 [leaf rustles] 128 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,496 Oh, mocha blight. What a shame. 129 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,331 This plant will be dead soon. 130 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,999 -[gasps] -Beautiful pot, though. 131 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,376 Save the pot. 132 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,961 [Hermes sobbing] 133 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,796 [♪ somber music playing] 134 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,215 I think Hermes needs a moment alone. 135 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,008 Come on, show some respect. 136 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,344 -[♪ dance music playing] -♪ Oh yeah, to the beat, y'all ♪ 137 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,304 ♪ Do the Bender, to the beat, y'all ♪ 138 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,722 ♪ Do the Bender ♪ 139 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,808 ♪ To the beat, y'all, oh yeah! ♪ 140 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:54,312 [♪ somber music playing] 141 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,189 I'm sorry, Hermes. 142 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,358 I didn't realize this plant was your... 143 00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,901 father, did you say? 144 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,820 Perhaps there is something we can do. 145 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,406 What is it?! I'll write off whatever it takes! 146 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,867 We'd have to move him to a special habitat 147 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,660 that one of my instructors manages. 148 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,079 -Is it far away? -Not too far. 149 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:13,415 We won't even have to leave the universe! 150 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,584 [♪ epic music playing] 151 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,336 [Planet Express rockets roaring] 152 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,262 ♪♪ 153 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:28,972 [landing thuds] 154 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,311 Thanks for agreeing to help us, Professor. 155 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,688 Professor? That's my name! 156 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,857 Professor of Plant Biology, okay? 157 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,525 I'm a plant biologist. 158 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:43,653 Didn't you used to be a something-else biologist? 159 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,363 First whale, then bear, 160 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,032 then I realized I hated animals, 161 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,742 so I became a plant biologist. 162 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,410 But guess what?! 163 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,663 My friend Hermes has a beloved, uh, specimen 164 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,206 he'd like to plant here, 165 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,875 a small coffee tree. 166 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:00,170 Oh, a coffee tree! I love those. 167 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,255 -Really? -What do you think?! 168 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,090 -[leaves rustling] -Ugh. 169 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,675 It's covered in mocha blight. 170 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,260 That's all that's holding it together. 171 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,470 Give it to me straight. 172 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:11,014 Does he have any chance of survival? 173 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:14,351 I'm sorry to say this, but... yes. 174 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,812 [♪ wondrous music playing] 175 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:21,274 These greenhouses are magnificent! 176 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,609 If you say so. 177 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:25,195 They were built to conserve plants from around the universe. 178 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,863 Why? I don't know. 179 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,240 Seems kinda dry for a coffee tree. 180 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,619 This dome is for plants from the southwestern part of the universe. 181 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:33,995 Mostly succulents. 182 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:37,332 -I call them "suckalots" for short. -That's not shorter. 183 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,625 Well, it's more accurate. 184 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,210 [wind whooshes] 185 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,087 Yeah, you better tumble! 186 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:45,006 [♪ sweeping music playing] 187 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,925 This is the Cloud Forest Dome. 188 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,260 I hate this one'cause we have to keep the humidifier 189 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,804 set on Gainesville. 190 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,472 Feels fine to me. 191 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,016 And this is the Tropical Dome, 192 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,352 bursting at the seams with my nemesis, 193 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,853 -life. -[Marianne gasps] 194 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,563 Is this what I think it is? 195 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,608 Do you think it's a Jumbo Corpse Plant from Bromelius 12? 196 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:04,859 I do! 197 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,946 I've read about them, but I've never seen one in person. 198 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,657 It's just the most exquisite plant. 199 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,200 That's not saying much. 200 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,577 I've had better-looking tumors! 201 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,539 But they say the flower is simply stunning. 202 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:21,960 I'd do anything to see, and especially smell, one in bloom. 203 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,629 Well, I love to be the bearer of bad news, 204 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,881 but they only bloom every hundred years. 205 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,509 Plus the flower stinks like a rotting whale. 206 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,760 And I would know. 207 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,303 When I was a whale biologist, 208 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,181 all the whales I took care of died. 209 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,975 I think I'd like the odor. 210 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:40,687 But then, my taste is different from most. 211 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,439 [♪ romantic music playing] 212 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,315 [sweat sloshing] 213 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,026 [nasally] Way different. 214 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,527 -[footsteps plodding] -[robot squeaking] 215 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:50,363 There must be some place to stick a coffee plant. 216 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,073 I'll tell you where you can stick it. 217 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,158 Right here! 218 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,785 In this partially-shaded andosolic planting bed. 219 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,663 [♪ solemn music playing] 220 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,207 Apply this blight spray twice a day. 221 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,043 And don't neglect his beans. 222 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,461 [spray hissing] 223 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,963 Hey! Give the man a little privacy. 224 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,675 Now we just wait and see if it works. 225 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,177 It might take a week or so. 226 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,012 We have a whole week together?! 227 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,222 I mean, that's fine. 228 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,599 No big whoop. 229 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,310 [yawns] Yard work wears me out. 230 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,853 Let's hit the bunks, ladies. 231 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,646 Yes. Good night, John. 232 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,815 Good night. [groans] 233 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,650 [♪ somber music plays] 234 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,486 [Bender laughing] 235 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,113 Classic! I gotta see that again. 236 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,157 [recording whirring] 237 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,160 Good night. [groans] 238 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:40,497 -[Bender laughing] Classic! -Oh, that's classic! 239 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:44,167 [crickets chirping] 240 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,252 [♪ soft music playing] 241 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,505 [Leela snoring] 242 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,634 [Face Gravy sloshing] 243 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,762 ♪♪ 244 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:56,888 [metal creaking] 245 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,974 -Good night. -[powers down] 246 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,227 Zoidberg, I want to thank you 247 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,770 for reaching out to Marianne. 248 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,397 I finally feel hope for my father. 249 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,108 No, thank you! 250 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,610 Seeing Marianne again has been wonderful. 251 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,487 Although, it's brought up feelings 252 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,948 I had shoved deep down in my shell. 253 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,033 Well, you gotta tell her how you feel. 254 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,202 I did that with Leela, and boom! 255 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,371 Ten years later, we got together. 256 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,206 [snorting, choking, yelps] 257 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:27,043 I just had a horrible dream about a horrible stench! 258 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,087 [metal creaking] 259 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,380 [nose sniffing] 260 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,464 [gagging] 261 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,424 -Oh! What smells like a foot's butt? -[flashlight clicks] 262 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,677 Come on! The corpse plant is blooming. 263 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,387 Let me just put on my pants. 264 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,556 There's no time for pants. Move it! 265 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,641 [♪ wondrous music playing] 266 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,977 [Corpse Flower rustling] 267 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,270 It's happening! 268 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,398 It's about to flower for the first time in a century! 269 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,317 So... it's gonna smell even worse? 270 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,861 God, I hope so. 271 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,530 [Corpse Flower rustling] 272 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,158 Come on, Corpse Flower. You got this! 273 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,952 [creaking] 274 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:04,122 [♪ majestic music playing] 275 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,752 [fumes billowing] 276 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,921 [crew gasps] 277 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,173 [sniffing] 278 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,341 [all groaning] 279 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,426 [stomping] 280 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,053 -[both sniffing] -It's heavenly. 281 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,555 Papa like. 282 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,640 This stench-quarium will seal things in. 283 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,392 [crank rattling] 284 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,602 [glass tube thuds] 285 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:29,647 [sniffing] Better, but still vile. 286 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,901 Let's go back and huff geraniums 'til we pass out. 287 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,653 -[all agreeing] -[biologist] Outta my way! 288 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:39,365 That smell was so... profound. 289 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:43,244 -Care to go in for a closer whiff? -I'd love to. 290 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,249 Oh, isn't it glorious? 291 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:51,586 My crazy lobster organs are trembling in awe. 292 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,130 [sniffs] Oh! 293 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,298 [sighs ecstatically] 294 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,134 Marianne, now that we have a moment alone, 295 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,261 could we have a little talk maybe? 296 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,471 We could. 297 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,723 But I'd rather make out. 298 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,352 [moaning, slurping] 299 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,354 [Zoidberg whooping] 300 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,733 [♪ curious sci-fi music playing] 301 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,116 -[tongs snapping] -[Marianne giggling] 302 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,161 You know, those two never came back to the dorm last night. 303 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,537 Ooh, scandalous! 304 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:27,872 [fan flapping] 305 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:31,751 So... where were you guys? 306 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,795 Observing that big flower. 307 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,880 Oh, we observed it, alright, 308 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,757 from every possible position. 309 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,384 And some that aren't! [giggles] 310 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,428 Marianne! Not in front of the Fry. 311 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,597 Ya hungry, Dad? 312 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,016 I brought you some yummy fish emulsion. 313 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,268 Where are you? 314 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,811 [Badrick Conrad] [weakly] Down here, son. 315 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,312 -[♪ dramatic sting] -[Hermes gasps] 316 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,438 What happened?! 317 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,357 Nothing. I'm still dyin', 318 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,484 just in a weirder place. 319 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,237 But I'm not ready to say goodbye. 320 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,656 That's obvious. You're talking to a plant. 321 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,574 But I'm goin' roots-up. 322 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,368 It's time to accept that. 323 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:09,247 -[♪ somber music playing] -[Hermes sobbing] 324 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,499 I was so sure that thing would bounce back. 325 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:12,917 It's got everything it needs. 326 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,961 Except a reason to live. 327 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,796 [sputters] Even I don't have that. 328 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,506 Maybe Marianne can help! 329 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,258 She's over at the stink booth. 330 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,469 [♪ wondrous music playing] 331 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,763 I have some news. 332 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,599 Me too. And it's incredible. 333 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:32,562 I believe this plant is attempting to communicate! 334 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,439 You think it's talking to you? 335 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,525 Oy, you sound like my crazy best friend, Hermes. 336 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,319 I thought I'd smelled it all. 337 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,030 But these fragrances are so complex. 338 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,198 It's like a language. 339 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,367 What, Stinklish? [laughs] 340 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,328 I'm serious. Come closer. 341 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,372 Try listening with your nose. 342 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,084 [sniffs] 343 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,962 Nothing. Maybe I'm hard of smelling. 344 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,047 [muffled] Whoa! 345 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,632 [both deeply inhale] 346 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,801 [♪ mystical music playing] 347 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:04,886 [Corpse Flower] Greetings. 348 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,138 -[both gasp] -I hear a smell! 349 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:11,017 [Corpse Flower] It is nice to finally have someone to stink to. 350 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,728 Normally, I only attract flies, 351 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,813 so you're a big step up. 352 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,816 Thank you. I can't believe this! 353 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,235 [Corpse Flower] Your excitement is reciprocated. 354 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,113 Woo-hoo! The vocabulary on this one. 355 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,324 Oh dear. You're sentient! 356 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,577 And all this time I've been poking and sampling you. 357 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,204 Can you forgive me? 358 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,039 [Corpse Flower] There is nothing to forgive, 359 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,916 for I feel no pain. 360 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,794 I find you both delightful. 361 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,878 [giggles] 362 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,005 Would you mind if I collected pollen 363 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,632 from near your spadix? 364 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,885 [Corpse Flower] Gather all you'd like. I'll make more. 365 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,012 Who woulda thunk it? 366 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,140 Me, a run-of-the-mill mollusk, becoming besties 367 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,433 with a space plant. 368 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,395 Not bad for a day's work, huh, Marianne? 369 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,940 Your spathe... it's so velvety. 370 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,568 And it smells so good. [giggles] 371 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,195 [sniffs deeply, moans] 372 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,281 [Corpse Flower] I am glad. Please enjoy it. 373 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,326 Caress it. Rub your face on it. 374 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,495 -Like this? -[pollen squelching] 375 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,916 [Corpse Flower] Yes, that is good. That is very, very good. 376 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,961 [♪ melancholy music playing] 377 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,257 [chomping] 378 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,508 Don't get too close 379 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,427 while you're feeding the carnivorous plants. 380 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,970 I used to have an assistant. 381 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,430 [chewing] 382 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,141 [mouth full] Oh! We're supposed to feed them? 383 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,144 Marianne is the only girl that ever loved me. 384 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,647 But now she's in love with that smooth-talking corpse flower! 385 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,774 Boo-hoo! It's just a plant. 386 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,901 Some of us have real problems. 387 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,987 Zoidberg, you boob! 388 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,905 Your chick is a botany nerd. 389 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,740 And when nerds get to nerding, 390 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:53,202 their excitement can easily be mistaken for arousal. 391 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,455 Remember that time I got down and nerdy 392 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,998 at the planetarium? 393 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,124 Vividly! 394 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,085 Huh. Maybe I misread things. 395 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,671 -[♪ dramatic music playing] -[Marianne exhales] 396 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,009 I know you're intrigued by this plant, Marianne. 397 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,093 I get it. 398 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,722 It's tall. It can turn carbon dioxide into starch. 399 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,267 But what you and I have is the most precious thing in my life. 400 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,729 So if your feelings have changed, please let me know. 401 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,855 I can take it. 402 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,356 You're right. 403 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,610 The truth is... I'm in love with Corpsey. 404 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,362 [groaning] 405 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,656 But I'm also in love with you. 406 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,075 -How 'bout wha...? -I need you both. 407 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,036 I know this is very sudden, 408 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,830 but if there's room in your heart, 409 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:41,667 I think the three of us could have a beautiful life together. 410 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,586 Three? 411 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,089 [Corpse Flower] Marianne has told me all about you, 412 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:52,261 and I find you... [sniffing] very attractive. 413 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:56,015 -I realize it's a bit unconventional. -A bit? 414 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,143 But who's to say what love should look like? 415 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,272 Well, I guess you can't have too much love. 416 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,149 [♪ touching music playing] 417 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,109 [both sniffing] 418 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,402 [Marianne sighs] 419 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:13,449 [Corpse Flower] Yes, smell my pungent words of passion. 420 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:19,163 [♪ dramatic music playing] 421 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,207 [device whirring] 422 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,291 [beeping] 423 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,376 Well? 424 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,294 I'm not sure he'll make it through the night, 425 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,755 but I'll come back in the morning to burn the remains. 426 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,632 Bring marshmallows. It'll be fun. 427 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,635 [♪ somber music playing] 428 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,720 I wish we'd had more time together, 429 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,014 but I'm thankful for what we got. 430 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,849 Ah, now listen. 431 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,687 I might never have drunk from a World's Greatest Dad mug, 432 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,897 but I recognize goodness. 433 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,734 And right now, I'm lookin' at a good man. 434 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,319 I thought you couldn't see. 435 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,821 Don't nitpick, son. 436 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,864 I'm proud of ya. 437 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,575 I love you, Dad. 438 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:59,579 Bah! I'm not worthy of love. [coughs] 439 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,997 Just do me a favor. 440 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,208 Pick my scraggly beans and roast them up. 441 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:08,170 And when I'm gone, brew one last pot of me. 442 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,840 I will. [sniffles] 443 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,592 [leaves rustle] 444 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,176 And don't burn them beans! 445 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,595 Respect the beans! 446 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,389 [♪ wondrous music playing] 447 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,642 [leaves rustle] 448 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,438 [crew groaning and gagging] 449 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,939 Oh, hello. 450 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,108 I imagine you're all a bit shocked. 451 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,193 We are way past shocked. 452 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,446 Not that it's any of your business, 453 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,116 but we're in a loving, committed, three-way floral arrangement. 454 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,786 This is the most disgusting kind of perversion. 455 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,580 The kind that's not mine! 456 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,081 Well, I think it's great. 457 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,125 No one's getting hurt and they're happy. 458 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,752 That's all that matters. 459 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,462 My disgust matters! 460 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,838 Only a little. 461 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,883 [♪ solemn music playing] 462 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,552 [LaBarbara] Incoming sympathy, husband! 463 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,389 [coffee beans rattling] 464 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,807 [sniffing] 465 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,268 [beans clattering] 466 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,313 Oh, my sweet, strange man. 467 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,358 I'm so sorry that we razzed you about your plant daddy. 468 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,902 We can see that your hurt is real. 469 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,863 My condolences. 470 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:19,158 I'm told he was a nice dad and a wonderful shrub. 471 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,035 Thank you for trying to help him. 472 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,329 And thank you all for your kindness. 473 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,623 I hope you'll join me at sunrise 474 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,709 to say farewell as he moves on 475 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,170 to that big arboretum in the sky. 476 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,839 Isn't this a big arboretum in the sky? 477 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:34,965 -Zip it! -[yelps] 478 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,425 [♪ gentle music playing] 479 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,262 Life is so short. We should live it to the fullest. 480 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,347 [kiss smacks] 481 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,432 [both] Surprise! 482 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,227 It's a romantic pic-a-nic, why not? 483 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,689 I hope you're in the mood for compost. 484 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,691 [Corpse Flower sighs] 485 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:52,775 [both sniff] 486 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,194 You smell upset, my love. What's wrong? 487 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,613 [Corpse Flower] This is difficult. 488 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,908 I am searching for the right odors to say this. 489 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,535 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no! 490 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,704 [Corpse Flower] You are beautiful beings, 491 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,832 and I deeply love how into me you are. 492 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,543 But, I have fallen for someone else. 493 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,003 You plant bastard! 494 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:16,215 With whom? Or... what? 495 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,760 -[Corpse Flower] Coffee. -[leaves rustling] 496 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:23,305 Ooh! I didn't realize your big flower was right here. 497 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,349 Listen, you're not gonna believe this, 498 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,394 but my dad's blight is gone! 499 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:32,273 He's got new beans coming in. It's a miracle! 500 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,735 [voice breaking] That makes me so happy. 501 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,194 [Marianne crying] 502 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,740 Love conquers all, son, even disease. 503 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,325 Thank you for never givin' up on me. 504 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,995 I couldn't just leave you here to die. 505 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,915 No, but you can leave me here to live. 506 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,005 [♪ touching music playing] 507 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,424 [fly buzzing] 508 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,554 Thank you all for coming to this ridiculous wedding. 509 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:07,183 As if there's anything else to do on this godforsaken space dump. 510 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,976 [clears throat] 511 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,812 George Washington Carver once said, 512 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:16,817 "Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. 513 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:20,404 "Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower 514 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,990 "or to the little peanut, they will give up their secrets, 515 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,241 "but I have found 516 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,535 "that when I silently commune with people, 517 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:31,749 they give up their secrets, also, if you love them enough." 518 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:32,875 [book thuds shut] 519 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,710 God, that guy was a blowhard! 520 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,086 [Leela sobs] 521 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:40,341 I'm crying at a wedding for plants. Why? 522 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,218 'Cause you're awesome. 523 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,511 [♪ touching music continues] 524 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,514 [sniffling] These aren't tears. 525 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:49,642 These-- These are allergies. Stupid pollen. 526 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:53,771 Anyway, here, surrounded by friends and fronds, 527 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:57,900 I now pronounce you plant, and other plant. 528 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,319 -[crank rattling] -[fumes hissing] 529 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,737 ♪♪ 530 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,322 [all] Aw! 531 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,408 [gagging and coughing] 532 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:10,204 People, I will now pour my dad's homegrown coffee 533 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,455 for a toast. 534 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,040 [coffee pouring] 535 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,418 [Corpse Flower] Oh, um, hello. 536 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,964 It's alright, my friend. I'm truly happy for you. 537 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,298 That was beautiful. 538 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,718 I hope you have hundreds of lovely years together. 539 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:28,931 [Corpse Flower] Your kind words are the best wedding gift I could receive. 540 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,308 And also the least expensive. 541 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:32,518 -[pouring] -[Leela slurping] 542 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:36,480 No coffee for me. Caffeine gives me leg jitters. 543 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,357 Oh, live a little! 544 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,984 [pouring] 545 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,694 [♪ melancholy music playing] 546 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,071 You seem so sad and distant. 547 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,824 Are we not a "we" anymore? 548 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,493 I can't imagine why you'd want us to be. 549 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,912 I've made such a mess of things. 550 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,331 Marianne, stuff happens. 551 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,668 Sometimes people meet, sometimes they fall in love. 552 00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,920 Sometimes they separate for college, 553 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,298 then try a plant thing they both wanted, 554 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,883 and it doesn't work out. 555 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,886 But if you're honest and kind and keep trying, 556 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,305 someday you get this. 557 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,266 And you are honest and kind. 558 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,685 Do you wanna keep trying? 559 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,396 I do. 560 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:22,234 [♪ "Walking on Sunshine" by Sam Amidon playing] 561 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,652 [coffee pouring] 562 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:27,489 To love, in all its forms! 563 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,866 [all] To love! 564 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,117 [slurping, spits] 565 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,328 Sweet lava of Java, that's hot! 566 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,539 ♪ I used to think maybe you loved me ♪ 567 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,207 ♪ Now, baby, I'm sure ♪ 568 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,542 [glasses clinking] 569 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,628 [♪ upbeat acoustic guitar playing] 570 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,131 -[monitor beeping] -♪ And I just can't wait till the day ♪ 571 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,550 ♪ When you knock on my door ♪ 572 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,510 [feet jittering] 573 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:53,766 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine, oh ♪ 574 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:57,811 ♪ Walking on sunshine, oh ♪ 575 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:02,858 ♪ Walking on sunshine, oh ♪ 576 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,235 ♪ Now don't it feel good? ♪ 577 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:08,614 ♪♪ 578 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,659 ♪ I don't want you back for the weekend ♪ 579 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,328 ♪ Not back for the day ♪ 580 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,122 ♪ Oh, no, no ♪ 581 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:20,250 ♪ 'Cause, baby, I just want you back ♪ 582 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,670 ♪ And I want you to stay ♪ 583 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:31,053 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 584 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:34,348 ♪ I feel loved ♪ 585 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,433 ♪♪