1 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:05,137 THIS PLACE WAS A GREAT CHOICE. 2 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:06,673 THE FOOD IS AMAZING. 3 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:08,476 AND SUCH GENEROUS PORTIONS. 4 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,879 IF YOU LIKED THE MEAL 5 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,640 JUST WAIT TILL YOU TRY THESE AFTER-DINNER MINTS. 6 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,079 YOU KNOW, DOUG, MOST GUYS ARE PUT OFF BY MY EYE. 7 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:16,845 IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET SOMEONE WHO'S OPEN-MINDED. 8 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:20,747 EW! 9 00:00:51,118 --> 00:00:53,218 WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT? 10 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:56,923 I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING I COULDN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON. 11 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:59,087 POSSIBLY HIS VILE LIZARD TONGUE. 12 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,557 YOU'RE TOO PICKY. YEAH. 13 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:02,904 IF YOU RULE OUT EVERY GUY 14 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,529 WITH A LIZARD TONGUE OR A LOW I.Q. 15 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,104 OR AN EXPLOSIVE, VIOLENT TEMPER 16 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,804 OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE LONELY. 17 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:10,244 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING HIGH STANDARDS. 18 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,201 NOW, CAN WE PLEASE-- 19 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,639 THE FEMALE LEELA'S PROBLEM 20 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,073 IS PURELY MEDICAL. 21 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,638 SOON SHE WILL DROP HER EGGS AND THEY WILL HATCH 22 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,306 AND ALL WILL BE WELL. 23 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,046 YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE GUYS A CHANCE. 24 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:22,219 SOMETIMES YOU MEET A GUY AND THINK HE'S A PIG 25 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:25,390 BUT THEN LATER ON, YOU REALIZE HE ACTUALLY HAS A REALLY GOOD BODY. 26 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,888 THANK YOU ALL FOR THE INSPIRING ADVICE 27 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,920 BUT I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH MY LIFE 28 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,216 THE WAY IT IS. 29 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,389 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CRY FOR HELP. 30 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,896 LET'S ALL TAKE HER OUT TONIGHT. 31 00:01:34,927 --> 00:01:37,097 THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT PLACES TO MEET PEOPLE. 32 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,301 THE FEDERAL SEX BUREAU. 33 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:40,071 A SAUCY PUPPET SHOW. 34 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:42,339 THE ROTTING CARCASS OF A WHALE. 35 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:44,140 MMM... I'LL PICK. 36 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:53,777 OH, WOW, IT'S TOTALLY RETRO. 37 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:55,953 WHY'S EVERYONE WEARING THOSE RINGS? 38 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:58,593 GUH. BECAUSE NOBODY WEARS THEM ANYMORE. 39 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,088 RINGS ARE STUPID. 40 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,590 I THINK THEY LOOK COOL. 41 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,991 SHH! DON'T LET ANYONE HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 42 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,494 HEY, DID THAT LAD JUST SAY RINGS ARE COOL? 43 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,297 NOPE. HE SAID THEY'RE STUPID. 44 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:09,199 COOL! 45 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,499 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT GUY BY THE BAR? 46 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:14,973 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 47 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,642 FORGET IT. HE'S GAY. 48 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,510 WHAT? HOW CAN YOU TELL? 49 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,138 I JUST KNOW THESE THINGS. 50 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,184 I'VE GOT WHAT THEY CALL "GAYDAR." 51 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,710 THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 52 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:25,083 NO? 53 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:29,517 [ Beeping ] 54 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:32,390 OKAY... I GOT A LOCK ON HIM. 55 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:33,950 YUP. HE'S GAY. 56 00:02:33,986 --> 00:02:36,116 ARE YOU SURE? DEFINITELY. 57 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,326 UNLESS I'M GETTING INTERFERENCE FROM A GAY WEATHER BALLOON. 58 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,060 YOU'RE FROM THE 20th CENTURY? 59 00:02:41,093 --> 00:02:43,963 THAT'S INCREDIBLE. I'M FROM THE 21st CENTURY. 60 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,467 NO WAY. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON. 61 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,030 WE SURE DO. 62 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,997 REMEMBER WHEN THOSE CYBORGS ENSLAVED HUMANITY? 63 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:54,008 UH... YEAH. THAT RINGS A BELL. 64 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,910 THIS IS BOLT ROLLINS. 65 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,712 BOLT IS A HYPER-SLED RACER 66 00:02:57,745 --> 00:03:00,175 WITH TEN WINS ON THE PRO CIRCUIT. 67 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:02,083 HELLO, BEAUTIFUL. 68 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:05,485 I THINK SHE MEANS TEN WINS ON THE GAY CIRCUIT. 69 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,989 [ Chuckling ] I WISH. 70 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,020 THOSE CATS CAN REALLY FLY. 71 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,255 [ Groans ] 72 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:29,375 THIS IS M-5438, AN ENTITY OF PURE ENERGY. 73 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:30,779 THAT'S GREAT 74 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,511 REALLY, BUT HE'S JUST NOT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 75 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,246 [ High-pitched ] I UNDERSTAND. 76 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:38,093 ONE DAY YOU WILL EVOLVE BEYOND YOUR PHYSICAL BODY 77 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:39,347 AND ON THAT DAY 78 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,557 I HOPE YOU WILL PICK UP THE PHONE. 79 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,358 [ Groans ] YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE. 80 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,530 [ Beeping ] 81 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,627 IT'S JUST AS WELL. 82 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:47,798 I THINK HE COMES FROM A DIMENSION 83 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:50,228 THAT'S BIG ON MUSICAL THEATER. 84 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,207 PSST. I NEED THE APARTMENT TONIGHT. 85 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,939 GO SEE A SAUCY PUPPET SHOW. 86 00:04:00,973 --> 00:04:02,843 CAN DO! 87 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,111 [ Sighs ] 88 00:04:06,145 --> 00:04:09,745 MY, MY, MY, WHAT'S A BEAUTIFUL LADY LIKE YOU-- 89 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,082 OH! WHA-- WAH! 90 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,787 I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU HAD TWO EYES. 91 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,760 [ Bender ] SO, LEELA 92 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:18,058 YOU MUST'VE HAD YOUR PICK OF THE LITTER 93 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,891 LAST NIGHT AT CLOSING TIME. 94 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:23,327 COULD YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE? 95 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:26,273 YES. LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT LEELA'S PERSONAL LIFE LATER. 96 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,740 BUT RIGHT NOW, WE HAVE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO. 97 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:29,969 A DELIVERY? 98 00:04:30,002 --> 00:04:33,912 NO. A TAX-DEDUCTIBLE MISSION OF CHARITY. 99 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,181 [ Computerized Voice ] This is Vergon 6. 100 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,009 - THIS IS VERGON 6. - BUH. 101 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:41,645 IT'S A SUNNY LITTLE DOOMED PLANET 102 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,652 INHABITED BY A NUMBER OF FRISKY LITTLE DOOMED ANIMALS. 103 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:45,815 ANIMALS? 104 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:46,993 THAT'S RIGHT. 105 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:49,259 ANIMALS IN DESPERATE NEED OF RESCUE. 106 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:51,258 YOU SEE, VERGON 6 WAS ONCE FILLED 107 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,130 WITH THE SUPER-DENSE SUBSTANCE 108 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:54,599 KNOWN AS DARK MATTER 109 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,157 EACH POUND OF WHICH 110 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:59,366 WEIGHS OVER 10,000 POUNDS. 111 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,829 WAIT. WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMALS? 112 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:05,839 WELL, DARK MATTER IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE AS STARSHIP FUEL. 113 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,642 THAT'S WHY IT WAS ALL MINED OUT 114 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,835 LEAVING THE PLANET COMPLETELY HOLLOW. 115 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:12,007 YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMALS? 116 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,045 THE WHAT? 117 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:14,309 THE ANIMALS. 118 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,178 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ANIMALS. 119 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:19,186 NOW, IT SEEMS THE PLANET WILL COLLAPSE WITHIN THREE DAYS. 120 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:20,288 INCIDENTALLY 121 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:22,289 THIS WILL KILL ALL THE ANIMALS. 122 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,662 SO WE HAVE TO BRING BACK TWO OF EACH KIND-- 123 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:25,962 JUST LIKE NOAH'S ARK. 124 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,092 WHY TWO? 125 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,131 OH. 126 00:05:29,161 --> 00:05:31,031 [ Giggling ] 127 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,838 I BET YOU LEELA'S HOLDING OUT FOR A NICE GUY WITH ONE EYE. 128 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:39,010 THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER. 129 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:40,208 WHAT SHE OUGHT TO DO 130 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,980 IS FIND A NICE GUY WITH TWO EYES 131 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,309 AND POKE ONE OUT. 132 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,313 YEAH. THAT'D BE A TIME-SAVER. 133 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,475 DO YOU MIND? 134 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:47,654 HERE YOU GO. 135 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,580 YOU CAN USE THIS AS AN EYE POKER. 136 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,177 THANK YOU, BUT I DON'T CARE 137 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,718 HOW MANY EYES A MAN HAS. 138 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:54,392 AS LONG AS IT'S LESS THAN FIVE. 139 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:55,662 ALL I'M LOOKING FOR 140 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,819 IS A GUY WHO'S ADVENTUROUS, SELF-CONFIDENT 141 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,588 MAYBE A SNAPPY DRESSER. 142 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:01,187 [ Man ] THESE NEW UNIFORMS 143 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,528 ARE PRETTY SNAPPY, EH, FIRST OFFICER? 144 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,064 I SUPPOSE, CAPTAIN. 145 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,828 I'M NOT AS BIG A FAN OF VELOUR AS YOU ARE. 146 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,567 NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO 147 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,343 ABOUT THAT UNIDENTIFIED SHIP? 148 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,640 DESTROY THEM. 149 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,376 MMM... 150 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:17,708 THAT'S GOT A NICE FEEL TO IT. 151 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:24,787 [ Captain ] CAPTAIN'S JOURNAL: STARDATE 3000.3. 152 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,747 [ Kif ] WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO, SIR? 153 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:28,086 YOU. 154 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,390 AREN'T YOU GETTING THIS? 155 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,133 WE'VE DETECTED A VESSEL 156 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:35,028 ATTEMPTING TO BREAK THE SECURITY CORDON 157 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,262 AROUND VERGON 6. 158 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:39,525 I'M ANTICIPATING AN ALL-OUT TACTICAL DOGFIGHT 159 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,527 FOLLOWED BY A LIGHT DINNER. 160 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,969 RAVIOLI, HAM, SUNDAE BAR. 161 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,114 HEY, LOOK. 162 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,269 THAT'S ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S SHIP. 163 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:50,077 WOW. THE ZAPP BRANNIGAN? 164 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,410 UH-HUH. 165 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:53,254 WHO'S THE ZAPP BRANNIGAN? 166 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,719 SHALL I FIRE ON THEM NOW, SIR? 167 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,049 NOT YET, KIF. 168 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,284 IN THE GAME OF CHESS 169 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:00,717 YOU CAN NEVER LET YOUR ADVERSARY SEE YOUR PIECES. 170 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,994 [ Groans ] 171 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:03,291 WHAT? 172 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:05,932 THEY SAY ZAPP BRANNIGAN SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVED 173 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:09,299 THE OCTILLIAN SYSTEM FROM A HORDE OF RAMPAGING KILLBOTS. 174 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:10,599 WOW. 175 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,230 A GRIM DAY FOR ROBOTKIND. 176 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,796 BUT WE CAN ALWAYS BUILD MORE KILLBOTS. 177 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,566 HE'S THE MOST DECORATED CAPTAIN 178 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,805 IN THE WHOLE DEMOCRATIC ORDER OF PLANETS. 179 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,739 [ Singsong ] LEELA'S GOT A BOYFRIEND. 180 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,284 NO, I DON'T, BUT I THINK WE OUGHT TO MEET WITH HIM 181 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:26,510 AND SEE IF HE'LL HELP US RESCUE THOSE ANIMALS. 182 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,007 JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS HIT IT OFF 183 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,648 YOU'LL WANT TO TAKE THIS WITH YOU. 184 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:30,652 [ Clucks Tongue ] 185 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,757 SIR, THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US. 186 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,088 A WELL-CALCULATED MOVE. 187 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,434 STRAIGHT OUT OF SUN TZU'S CLASSIC TEXT-- 188 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,659 THE ART OF WAR. 189 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:41,834 OR MY OWN MASTERWORK-- 190 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,702 ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S BIG BOOK OF WAR. 191 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,130 BUT THE ONE THING THEIR CAPTAIN DOESN'T REALIZE 192 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:47,425 AND NEVER WILL IS-- 193 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:50,136 SIR, THEY'VE DOCKED WITH US AND HAVE COME ABOARD. 194 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,770 THEN I'VE RISKED ALL AND LOST. 195 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,935 KIF, OLD MAN, I'LL BE IN THE ESCAPE POD. 196 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,843 IF THAT WICKER CHAIR I LIKE SURVIVES THE SLAUGHTER 197 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,547 HAVE IT SENT TO MY P.O. BOX. 198 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,749 [ Gasps ] 199 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,549 HELLO, I'M LEELA 200 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:06,154 CAPTAIN OF THE PLANET EXPRESS DELIVERY SHIP. 201 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:09,115 WE'VE COME ABOARD TO PLEAD FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. 202 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,786 WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING-- 203 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,064 I'M IN COMMAND HERE. 204 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,331 ZAPP BRANNIGAN. 205 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,160 HAS MY FAME PRECEDED ME, OR WAS I TOO QUICK FOR IT? 206 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,456 OH, NOT AT ALL. 207 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,997 I'M JUST SO, UH... 208 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:21,401 REALLY THRILLED TO MEET YOU. 209 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,974 YOU'RE AN IMPRESSIVE PIECE OF CAPTAIN. 210 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,404 BEAUTIFUL AND DEADLY. 211 00:08:25,437 --> 00:08:26,837 A POTENT COMBINATION. 212 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,314 YOU DON'T MEAN THAT. 213 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,681 BUT I DO. 214 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,809 I DOUBT I'VE SEEN MORE THAN THREE OR FOUR CAPTAINS 215 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:35,475 SEXIER THAN YOU-- AND ONLY ONE WHO WAS DEADLIER. 216 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:37,724 I HEARD YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY DEFEATED A HORDE 217 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,920 OF RAMPAGING SOMETHINGS IN THE SOMETHING SOMETHING SYSTEM. 218 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:42,323 THE KILLBOTS? A TRIFLE. 219 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,055 IT WAS SIMPLY A MATTER OF OUTSMARTING THEM. 220 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:47,331 WOW, I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. 221 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,700 YOU SEE, KILLBOTS HAVE A PRESET KILL LIMIT. 222 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,060 KNOWING THEIR WEAKNESS 223 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:53,427 I SENT WAVE AFTER WAVE OF MY OWN MEN AT THEM 224 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,936 UNTIL THEY REACHED THEIR LIMIT AND SHUT DOWN. 225 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:59,039 KIF, SHOW THEM THE MEDAL I WON. 226 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:03,077 [ Zapp ] MORE, PLEASE. 227 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,440 A LITTLE MORE. 228 00:09:04,476 --> 00:09:05,776 MORE. 229 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,052 KEEP GOING. 230 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,850 CAPTAIN BRANNIGAN, WE REALLY NEED 231 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,621 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR MISSION. 232 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,690 WHATEVER IT IS, I'M WILLING TO PUT 233 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,050 WAVE AFTER WAVE OF MEN AT YOUR DISPOSAL. 234 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:16,257 RIGHT, MEN? 235 00:09:16,288 --> 00:09:17,888 [ Man ] YOU SUCK! 236 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:21,264 WE'RE HOPING TO SAVE THE ANIMALS OF VERGON 6 FROM EXTINCTION. 237 00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:24,803 VERGON 6? THIS LIGHT DINNER IS OVER. 238 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:25,931 WAIT. WHAT'S WRONG? 239 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,466 THE DEMOCRATIC ORDER OF PLANETS PROHIBITS 240 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,600 INTERFERING WITH UNDEVELOPED WORLDS. 241 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,068 IT'S A LITTLE RULE KNOWN 242 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,565 AS "BRANNIGAN'S LAW." 243 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,706 BUT PEOPLE ALREADY INTERFERED. 244 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,253 THAT PLANET WAS MINED COMPLETELY HOLLOW. 245 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:41,448 YES, BY A DEMOCRATIC ORDER OF PLANETS MINING CREW. 246 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,920 THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 247 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,721 I DON'T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND BRANNIGAN'S LAW. 248 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:47,994 I MERELY ENFORCE IT. 249 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,760 FINE. WE'LL SAVE THE ANIMALS WITHOUT YOUR HELP. 250 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,390 I'M AFRAID I CAN'T ALLOW THAT. 251 00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:53,764 GUARDS. 252 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:56,127 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 253 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,103 HE'S THROWING US IN PRISON. 254 00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,430 DANG. 255 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,266 CAN I GET THIS WRAPPED UP? 256 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,173 OW! 257 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,335 I MIGHT HAVE LIKED ZAPP BRANNIGAN 258 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,314 IF HE WEREN'T A POMPOUS DIMWIT 259 00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:10,811 WHO THREW ME IN PRISON. 260 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,484 YOU REALLY ARE TOO PICKY. 261 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:15,411 KIF, FOLLOW ME UP TO THE OBSERVATION DECK. 262 00:10:15,447 --> 00:10:17,277 I'VE GOT SOME MUSING TO DO. 263 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,549 OH, GEEZ. 264 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,855 I'M FACING A FORMIDABLE FEMALE ADVERSARY, KIF. 265 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,192 SUGGESTIONS? 266 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:28,825 I FAIL TO SEE ANY PROBLEM, SIR. 267 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:32,131 YOU ALREADY IMPRISONED HER UNDER DIRECTIVE B10.81. 268 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:34,174 YOU MEAN BRANNIGAN'S LAW? 269 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,271 RIGHT. THAT LAW. 270 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,602 WHICH ONE? 271 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:40,466 BRANNIGAN'S LAW. 272 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:42,676 KIF, YOU'RE MY BEST AND MOST LOYAL FRIEND 273 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,850 BUT YOU'VE EARNED MY CONTEMPT ONCE AGAIN. 274 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,678 AS MY PROTÉGE, YOU SHOULD KNOW 275 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,383 THAT THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH A FEMALE ADVERSARY 276 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:50,715 IS TO SEDUCE HER. 277 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,220 OH. 278 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,691 THIS TIME WE ARE SURE SHE'S A WOMAN, RIGHT? 279 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,061 YES. 280 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,128 GOOD. INVITE HER TO MY QUARTERS. 281 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,128 OH, AND HAVE THE BOY LAY OUT MY FORMAL SHORTS. 282 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,560 THE BOY, SIR? 283 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:06,625 YOU. YOU LAY OUT MY FORMAL SHORTS. 284 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,136 THE JACKASS WANTS TO SEE YOU IN HIS QUARTERS. 285 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,469 GOOD. 286 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,844 THIS WILL BE MY CHANCE TO REASON WITH HIM 287 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,514 CAPTAIN TO CAPTAIN. 288 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,512 AND HE WANTS YOU TO WEAR THIS. 289 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:21,551 [ Zapp ] COME AND GET IT. 290 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,221 [ Gasps ] 291 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,490 WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE CHAMBER 292 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,748 OR AS I CALL IT 293 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,487 THE LOVE-NASIUM. 294 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,090 CHAM-PAG-EN? 295 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,064 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SUCH A COIN-A-SEWER. 296 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,004 WELL, I HAVE STUDIED ABROAD... 297 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,328 OR TWO. 298 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,664 [ Laughing ] 299 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:41,027 [ Insincere Laugh ] 300 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,167 - CAPTAIN... - UH-HUH? 301 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,101 IF WE COULD SPEAK SERIOUSLY FOR A MOMENT. 302 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:46,036 - UH-HUH. - I'D LIKE YOU TO RECONSIDER 303 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,672 LETTING US RESCUE THOSE ANIMALS. 304 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:50,036 MM-HMM. 305 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,106 [ Yawning ] 306 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,916 I LIKE YOUR STYLE. 307 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,621 I FIND IT VERY... 308 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,522 [ Whispers ] EROTIC. 309 00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:03,423 WHAT? EROTIC! 310 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:07,126 [ Echoing ] EROTIC! EROTIC! EROTIC! 311 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,129 WE CAN DEFINITELY ESCAPE, BENDER. 312 00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:14,033 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BEND THE HATCH OFF THIS STEAM PIPE. 313 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,397 HEY, YEAH. 314 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:17,604 [ Groaning ] 315 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:19,566 [ Both Yelling ] 316 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:21,705 [ Fry ] NO GOOD. IT'S FULL OF STEAM. 317 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:25,710 YOU LOOK LIKE A WOMAN WHO ENJOYS THE FINER THINGS. 318 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,975 COME OVER HERE AND FEEL MY VELOUR BEDSPREAD. 319 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,815 I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD. 320 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,150 LEELA, IT'S REAL VELOUR. 321 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,216 JUST LET YOURSELF GO. 322 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,664 [ Sighs ] 323 00:12:36,688 --> 00:12:38,928 CAN I PLEASE JUST GO BACK TO PRISON? 324 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,489 YOU'D RATHER SIT IN PRISON 325 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:43,057 THAN SPEND ONE EVENING WITH THE ZAPPER? 326 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,796 MUCH RATHER. 327 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:47,331 [ Sobbing ] 328 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:50,136 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 329 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,139 OH, GOD, I'M PATHETIC. 330 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,075 SORRY. 331 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,437 JUST GO. 332 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,445 YOU WANT THE REST OF THE CHAM-PAG-EN? 333 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:01,647 NO. AND IT'S PRONOUNCED "CHAMPAGNE." 334 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,121 OH, GOD, NO! 335 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,779 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 336 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,958 I GET SO LONELY. 337 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:11,658 I JUST THOUGHT YOU, A FELLOW CAPTAIN, WOULD UNDERSTAND. 338 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,961 AW, FORGET IT. 339 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,963 YEAH, IT'S GREAT ORDERING PEOPLE AROUND AND STUFF 340 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,795 BUT THROUGH IT ALL, YOU'RE COMPLETELY ALONE. 341 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,171 IT COMES WITH THE JOB. 342 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,671 I'M JUST SO LONELY! 343 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:26,012 [ Sobbing ] 344 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,208 OH, COME ON. CHEER UP. 345 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,210 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 346 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,683 YOU WANT TO TRY ESCAPING AGAIN? 347 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:33,981 NAH, I'M COMFY. 348 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,184 MAN, LEELA'S BEEN GONE A LONG TIME. 349 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,516 I HOPE SHE'S AT LEAST MAKING PROGRESS 350 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,891 WITH ZAPP BRANNIGAN. 351 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:46,055 [ Screams ] 352 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:52,471 [ Snoring ] 353 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,669 GOOD MORNING, LOVER. 354 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,301 UH... LISTEN, ZAPP-- 355 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,396 NOW YOU'RE OFFICIALLY MY WOMAN. 356 00:13:58,437 --> 00:13:59,467 KUDOS. 357 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,135 I CAN'T SAY I DON'T ENVY YOU. 358 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,513 ZAPP, LAST NIGHT WAS A MISTAKE. 359 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,013 A SEXY MISTAKE. 360 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:07,314 NO, JUST A REGULAR MISTAKE. 361 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,476 FOR A SPLIT SECOND 362 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,984 MY COMMON SENSE WAS OVERWHELMED BY PITY. 363 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,318 [ Chuckles ] 364 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,151 A SPLIT SECOND IS ALL IT TAKES. 365 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,247 THAT'S WHY SOONER OR LATER 366 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,988 YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK TO THE ZAPPER. 367 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,494 [ Clucks Tongue ] 368 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,834 THE ONLY KIND OF CRAWLING I'M DOING TO YOU IS AWAY... 369 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,330 FROM. 370 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,503 LEELA, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED AND AROUSED. 371 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,243 LOOK, I'M GOING DOWN TO VERGON 6 372 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,068 TO SAVE THOSE ANIMALS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. 373 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,504 GO AHEAD. I WON'T STOP YOU. 374 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,068 THREATEN ALL YOU-- 375 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,506 WAIT. WHAT? 376 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,512 WE BOTH KNOW YOU WON'T MAKE IT HALFWAY TO VERGON 6 377 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,184 BEFORE THE CRAVING SETS IN. 378 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,082 THEN YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK 379 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:45,945 FOR ANOTHER TASTE OF SWEET, SWEET CANDY. 380 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,345 BAM. 381 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,086 UGH. 382 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,421 [ Chuckling ] 383 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,417 KIF. 384 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,059 YES-- UGH. 385 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,934 YES, CAPTAIN? 386 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,132 I HAVE MADE IT WITH A WOMAN. 387 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,434 INFORM THE MEN. 388 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:05,073 THE FATSO SAYS YOU'RE FREE TO GO. 389 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,435 REALLY? WHY? 390 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,442 WHY INDEED? 391 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,144 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 392 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,706 NOTHING. 393 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,653 SO, SHOULD WE GET OUR STUFF AND HEAD DOWN TO THE PLANET? 394 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,449 WE JUST TALKED, OKAY? 395 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,061 ALL RIGHT, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME 396 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,434 TO COLLECT THESE ANIMALS. 397 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,831 THE PLANET IS SUPPOSED TO COLLAPSE IN APPROXIMATELY... 398 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,203 TWO HOURS AGO. 399 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:37,501 [ Muttering ] LOOKING FOR A SNAKE. LOOKING FOR A SNAKE. 400 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,007 [ Gasps ] 401 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:42,608 [ Muffled Talking ] 402 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,276 [ Grunting ] 403 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,433 HELLO THERE. 404 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,466 [ Chittering ] 405 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,540 HMM, HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ON THE CHECKLIST. 406 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,335 SO YOU'RE SAYING WE CAN COOK HIM? 407 00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,506 YEAH, BARBECUE. 408 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:19,954 I'LL WEAR MY HILARIOUS APRON. 409 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,179 NO. 410 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,183 I DON'T CARE HOW HILARIOUS YOUR APRON IS. 411 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,376 WE'RE NOT COOKING HIM. 412 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,788 AW. 413 00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:28,888 I'LL CALL HIM NIBBLER. 414 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,491 AW. 415 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,733 I'LL FIRE UP THE GRILL. 416 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,389 I HOPE HE'LL BE OKAY IN THERE 417 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,097 WITH ALL THOSE BIG ANIMALS. 418 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,484 [ Zapp ] HMM. 419 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,554 YOU KNOW, KIF, ONCE MY WOMAN RETURNS 420 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,924 I WON'T HAVE MUCH TIME 421 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,891 TO HANG OUT WITH THE BOYS ANYMORE. 422 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:02,189 THAT'S A SHAME, SIR. 423 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,821 SO LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF OUR TIME TOGETHER 424 00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,926 SHALL WE? 425 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,159 NEVER MIND. 426 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,704 JUST GIVE ME A BACK RUB. 427 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,770 I FOUND A PAIR OF "HERMAPHLAMINGOS." 428 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,598 GOOD. THAT'S THE LAST SPECIES. 429 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,937 HUH? HUH? HUH? 430 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,399 [ Bender ] HEY, WHAT THE-- 431 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,768 WHERE'D THEY ALL GO? 432 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,443 [ All Gasping ] 433 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,912 [ Chittering, Burps ] 434 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:27,905 NIBBLER! 435 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,776 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FLEW HALFWAY 436 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,086 ACROSS THE GALAXY AND ENJOYED A STEAM 437 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,248 JUST TO GET LUNCH FOR THAT STUPID ANIMAL. 438 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,087 HE'S PENDING FOR A BENDING. 439 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,723 [ Chittering Fearfully ] 440 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:39,788 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 441 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:40,926 IT'S NOT HIS FAULT 442 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,600 HE'S AN UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINE. 443 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,358 IS IT, SNUGGUMS? 444 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,696 [ Rumbling ] 445 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,101 THE PLANET'S "KERPLODING." 446 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,604 [ Screams ] 447 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,408 [ Whimpering ] 448 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:55,971 PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF. 449 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,538 [ Engine Sputtering ] 450 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,736 WE'RE OUT OF FUEL. 451 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,148 BENDER, I TOLD YOU TO FILL THE TANK 452 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,281 BEFORE WE LEFT. 453 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,045 YEAH, I'LL DO IT WHEN WE GET BACK. 454 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,824 [ Rumbling ] 455 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,893 MAN, LUCKY FOR US ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S NEARBY. 456 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,122 NO WAY. FORGET IT. 457 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:13,487 I REFUSE TO GO CRAWLING BACK TO HIM. 458 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,596 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 459 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,227 NOTHING. WE JUST TALKED. 460 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,403 SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 461 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,971 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU SLEPT WITH HIM. 462 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,906 OH, MY GOD! 463 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,510 OH, HOW COULD YOU, LEELA? 464 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,681 I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME STANDARDS. 465 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,311 I MEAN, GEEZ, HE'S A DUMB GROSS GORILLA. 466 00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:35,676 THAT'S ENOUGH. 467 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,624 DON'T YOU THINK I FEEL BAD ENOUGH ALREADY? 468 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,850 NO. 469 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,754 [ Whimpering ] 470 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,417 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL HIM. 471 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,625 I MEAN, IF LIVING IS THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU. 472 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,829 AND THAT'S WHY YOU'LL NEVER MAKE CAPTAIN, KIF. 473 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,532 HMM. 474 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,004 Hello, Zapp? 475 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,931 WELL, WELL, WELL. 476 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,167 ZAPP, WE'RE OUT OF FUEL. 477 00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,013 And Vergon 6 is about to implode. 478 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,508 We need your help. 479 00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:04,609 SO CRAWLING BACK TO THE BIG "Z" LIKE A BIRD ON ITS BELLY. 480 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,284 DELICIOUS. 481 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,783 Birds don't crawl. 482 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,224 THEY'VE BEEN KNOWN TO. 483 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,849 LOOK, ARE YOU GOING TO RESCUE US OR NOT? 484 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,254 Can't you ask a little more sexfully? 485 00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:19,188 PLEASE... 486 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,986 Big Z. 487 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,387 CERTAINLY. 488 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,499 BUT FIRST YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF THAT THING. 489 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,730 [ Coos ] That's the law, Leela. 490 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,566 AND BRANNIGAN'S LAW IS LIKE BRANNIGAN'S LOVE-- 491 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,142 HARD AND FAST. 492 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,810 Now put that greasy rat outside and we'll tow you to safety. 493 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,740 I WOULD NEVER ABANDON A HELPLESS ANIMAL. 494 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:41,407 YOU KNOW, ZAPP, ONCE I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BIG, POMPOUS BUFFOON. 495 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,848 THEN I REALIZED THAT INSIDE, YOU WERE JUST A PITIFUL CHILD. 496 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,154 BUT NOW I REALIZE THAT OUTSIDE THAT CHILD 497 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:48,645 IS A BIG, POMPOUS BUFFOON. 498 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,518 And which one rocked your world? 499 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,487 [ Exasperated Groan ] 500 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,226 WOW, WAY TO TELL THAT GUY OFF. 501 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,261 NOW WHAT'S YOUR SECRET ESCAPE PLAN? 502 00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,767 UH... I GUESS TO SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR DEATH. 503 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,999 CAN DO. 504 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:03,895 [ Banging ] 505 00:20:03,935 --> 00:20:05,435 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 506 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,213 [ Chittering ] 507 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,541 PHEW! 508 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:11,736 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 509 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,208 IT'S DARK MATTER. 510 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,776 SO THIS GUY JUST UNLOADED A STEAMING PILE 511 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,115 OF STARSHIP FUEL? 512 00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:20,618 HIS SPECIES MUST HAVE FILLED THE ENTIRE PLANET WITH IT. 513 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,593 DID YOU DO THAT, YOU CUTE LITTLE-- 514 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,063 [ Rumbling ] 515 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,260 COME ON. 516 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,862 THAT SHOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH FUEL 517 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,104 TO GET US OUT OF HERE. 518 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,957 BENDER, PICK IT UP AND PUT IT IN THE ENGINE. 519 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,297 [ Grumbling ] 520 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,233 [ Grunting ] 521 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,323 [ Cheering ] 522 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,785 WE MADE IT! 523 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,225 AND SOME OF THE ANIMALS SURVIVED. 524 00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:03,129 [ Bender ] SO A COUPLE OF ANIMALS 525 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,732 DIDN'T DIE, AND LEELA GOT LUCKY. 526 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,065 THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SUCCESSFUL MISSION. 527 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,741 WE'RE HEROES! 528 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,339 [ Leela ] DEAR CAPTAIN'S DIARY-- 529 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:16,113 I MAY NOT HAVE FOUND LOVE ON THIS MISSION 530 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,612 BUT I DID FIND A CUTE LITTLE COMPANION 531 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:22,284 WHO EXCRETES STARSHIP FUEL, AND THAT'S JUST AS GOOD. 532 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:29,487 [ Zapp ] CAPTAIN'S JOURNAL: STARDATE, UH-- 533 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:30,821 [ Kif ] APRIL 13. 534 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,656 [ Zapp ] APRIL 13, POINT TWO. 535 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:36,462 WE HAVE FAILED TO UPHOLD BRANNIGAN'S LAW. 536 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,526 HOWEVER, I DID MAKE IT WITH A HOT ALIEN BABE. 537 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:43,366 AND IN THE END, IS THAT NOT WHAT MAN HAS DREAMT OF 538 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,273 SINCE FIRST HE LOOKED UP AT THE STARS? 539 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,665 KIF, I'M ASKING YOU A QUESTION. 540 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,538 [ Sighing Wearily ]