1 00:00:31,996 --> 00:00:34,476 [ Fry ] THIS IS AWESOME! 2 00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:35,827 I'VE BEEN WAITING A THOUSAND YEARS 3 00:00:35,862 --> 00:00:37,972 TO SEE A BEASTIE BOYS SHOW. 4 00:00:38,003 --> 00:00:39,143 CAN I GET ANYBODY A BEER? 5 00:00:39,176 --> 00:00:40,556 SURE. 6 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:46,083 AH... 7 00:00:46,115 --> 00:00:48,555 [ Man ] Ladies and gentlemen, here to lay down 8 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:55,740 some old, old, incredibly old school beats, the Beastie Boys! 9 00:00:55,779 --> 00:00:57,569 [ Wheels Squeaking ] 10 00:01:01,371 --> 00:01:04,861 ♪ WELL, NOW, DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SMILE ♪ 11 00:01:04,891 --> 00:01:07,241 ♪ YOU STICK AROUND, I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE ♪ 12 00:01:07,274 --> 00:01:09,244 ♪ LIKE NUMBERS BEYOND WHAT YOU CAN DIAL ♪ 13 00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:11,755 ♪ MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE SO VERSATILE ♪ 14 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:13,515 ♪ "STYLE, PROFILE," I SAID 15 00:01:13,555 --> 00:01:15,865 ♪ IT ALWAYS BRINGS ME BACK WHEN I HEAR, "OOH, CHILD" ♪ 16 00:01:15,903 --> 00:01:16,903 ♪ FROM THE HUDSON RIVER... 17 00:01:16,938 --> 00:01:18,318 IMPRESSIVE. 18 00:01:18,353 --> 00:01:21,563 THEY'RE BUSTING MAD RHYMES WITH AN 80% SUCCESS RATE. 19 00:01:21,597 --> 00:01:23,217 I BELIEVE THAT QUALIFIES AS ILL. 20 00:01:23,254 --> 00:01:25,194 AT LEAST FROM A TECHNICAL STANDPOINT. 21 00:01:25,222 --> 00:01:26,742 [ Fry ] WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP? 22 00:01:26,775 --> 00:01:28,355 I'M TRYING TO LOOK COOL. 23 00:01:28,397 --> 00:01:30,227 ♪ ...FOR THE FLINTSTONE FLOP ♪ FLOP♪ 24 00:01:30,262 --> 00:01:31,712 ♪ TAMMY D GETS BIZ ON THE CROPS ♪♪ CROPS♪ 25 00:01:31,745 --> 00:01:36,885 ♪ BEASTIE BOYS KNOWN TO LET THE BEAT... MM, DROP? ♪ 26 00:01:36,924 --> 00:01:38,894 OW! HOW'S IT GOING? 27 00:01:38,926 --> 00:01:40,026 OW! ENJOYING THE SHOW? 28 00:01:40,064 --> 00:01:41,174 OOH! OW! 29 00:01:41,204 --> 00:01:43,904 DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP A T-SHIRT. 30 00:01:43,930 --> 00:01:46,140 WOW, AN OLD- FASHIONED MOSH PIT. 31 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,454 COME ON, GUYS. 32 00:01:47,485 --> 00:01:50,415 TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999... 33 00:01:50,454 --> 00:01:51,214 AGAIN. 34 00:01:57,841 --> 00:01:58,981 OW! 35 00:01:59,015 --> 00:02:00,465 HEY, WATCH IT! 36 00:02:00,498 --> 00:02:00,978 [ Karate Yell ] 37 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:08,886 MAN, THESE GUYS ROCK HARDER THAN EVER. 38 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,720 ♪ OH, MY 39 00:02:10,751 --> 00:02:12,751 ♪ IT'S A MIRAGE 40 00:02:12,787 --> 00:02:15,057 ♪ TELLING YOU ALL IT'S A... ♪ 41 00:02:15,099 --> 00:02:18,899 ♪ SABOTAGE 42 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:21,491 ♪ SABOTAGE, YEAH. 43 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,180 PEACE! WE OUT! 44 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:24,901 [ Wheels Squeaking ] 45 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,317 [ All Cheering ] 46 00:02:30,425 --> 00:02:32,455 HEY, BENDER. 47 00:02:32,497 --> 00:02:33,767 HEY, FENDER. 48 00:02:33,807 --> 00:02:36,157 MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 49 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:38,159 YOU STILL WORKING AT JACK IN THE BOX? 50 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:39,682 NOT ANYMORE, BABY. 51 00:02:39,711 --> 00:02:41,021 I'M WITH THE BAND. 52 00:02:42,645 --> 00:02:45,265 OH-OH, YEAH. 53 00:02:45,302 --> 00:02:46,442 HEY, FELLAS 54 00:02:46,475 --> 00:02:47,995 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIENDS 55 00:02:48,028 --> 00:02:49,648 BENDER, FRY, AND LEELA. 56 00:02:49,686 --> 00:02:52,616 YOU KNOW, WE'RE REALLY NOT THAT INTERESTED IN MEETING THEM. 57 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:53,925 WOW, I LOVE YOU GUYS. 58 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,796 BACK IN THE 20th CENTURY 59 00:02:55,829 --> 00:02:57,829 I HAD ALL FIVE OF YOUR ALBUMS. 60 00:02:57,866 --> 00:03:00,486 THAT WAS A THOUSAND YEARS AGO. NOW WE GOT SEVEN. 61 00:03:00,525 --> 00:03:02,415 COOL. CAN I BORROW THE NEW ONES? 62 00:03:02,457 --> 00:03:04,107 AND A COUPLE OF BLANK TAPES? 63 00:03:05,598 --> 00:03:08,258 HEY, BENDER, WHY DON'T WE DITCH THESE ORGAN SACKS 64 00:03:08,290 --> 00:03:09,810 AND HIT THE REAL PARTY? 65 00:03:09,843 --> 00:03:12,123 COUNT ME IN. I'M GOING TO DRINK TILL I REBOOT. 66 00:03:14,848 --> 00:03:19,408 [ Electrical Crackling ] 67 00:03:19,439 --> 00:03:21,649 HEY, WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS? 68 00:03:21,683 --> 00:03:23,963 THERE'S NO BOOZE AND ONLY ONE HOOKER. 69 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,576 DON'T BE A DRAG, MAN. 70 00:03:25,618 --> 00:03:26,518 WE'RE JACKING ON. 71 00:03:29,657 --> 00:03:31,627 O-O-O-H, Y-Y-YEAH! 72 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,322 WANT A JOLT? 73 00:03:34,352 --> 00:03:35,772 UH, HEY, I'M NO SQUARE 74 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,700 BUT ISN'T THAT COUNTER-INDICATED 75 00:03:37,734 --> 00:03:39,124 BY MY OPERATIONS MANUAL? 76 00:03:39,149 --> 00:03:41,839 [ All Laughing ] 77 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:43,046 COME ON, BENDER. 78 00:03:43,084 --> 00:03:44,224 GRAB A JACK. 79 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:46,158 I TOLD THESE GUYS YOU WERE COOL. 80 00:03:46,191 --> 00:03:50,231 WELL, IF JACKING ON WILL MAKE STRANGERS THINK I'M COOL 81 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:50,924 I'LL DO IT. 82 00:03:52,335 --> 00:03:53,265 WHOA! 83 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:54,581 [ Blubbering ] 84 00:03:56,477 --> 00:03:58,237 [ Psychedelic Sitar Music Playing ] 85 00:04:02,896 --> 00:04:04,896 [ Swallowing Sounds ] 86 00:04:24,367 --> 00:04:27,157 EASY, BABY, YOU DON'T WANT TO GET HOOKED ON THIS STUFF. 87 00:04:27,197 --> 00:04:30,887 AH, NO NEED TO WORRY. I DON'T HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY. 88 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:33,267 [ Glass Shatters ] 89 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,857 [ Blubbering ] 90 00:04:38,207 --> 00:04:40,107 HEY, UH, BENDER, WHAT ARE WE DOING 91 00:04:40,141 --> 00:04:41,421 IN THIS BAD NEIGHBORHOOD? 92 00:04:41,452 --> 00:04:43,142 SHUT UP, SQUARE! 93 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:48,220 I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. 94 00:04:48,252 --> 00:04:50,632 [ Whistling ] 95 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:03,296 WRETCHED SINNER UNIT 96 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:06,026 THE PATH TO ROBOT HEAVEN LIES HERE 97 00:05:06,064 --> 00:05:08,244 IN THE GOOD BOOK 3.0. 98 00:05:08,273 --> 00:05:09,893 HEY, DO I PREACH TO YOU 99 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:12,310 WHEN YOU'RE LYING STONED IN THE GUTTER? 100 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,136 NO. 101 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:15,515 SO BEAT IT! 102 00:05:15,555 --> 00:05:17,895 TSK-TSK-TSK. 103 00:05:17,937 --> 00:05:20,387 WHO WAS THAT GUY? 104 00:05:20,423 --> 00:05:21,393 YOUR MAMA. 105 00:05:21,423 --> 00:05:23,323 NOW SHUT UP AND DRAG ME TO WORK. 106 00:05:29,915 --> 00:05:31,465 OUR ELECTRIC BILL IS CLIMBING FASTER 107 00:05:31,502 --> 00:05:33,132 THAN A GREEN SNAKE UP A SUGARCANE. 108 00:05:33,159 --> 00:05:34,919 OBVIOUSLY, SOMEONE 'ROUND HERE 109 00:05:34,954 --> 00:05:37,234 BEEN WASTING A WHOLE HEAP OF JUICE. 110 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:39,126 PROBABLY YOU.ME? 111 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:42,342 GOOD MORNING, BENDER. 112 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,645 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! GET OFF MY BACK! 113 00:05:46,518 --> 00:05:47,728 WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 114 00:05:47,761 --> 00:05:49,141 IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER 115 00:05:49,175 --> 00:05:51,725 I'D ALMOST THINK HE WAS ABUSING ELECTRICITY. 116 00:05:51,764 --> 00:05:52,664 BENDER? NO WAY. 117 00:05:52,697 --> 00:05:54,347 [ Electrical Crackling ] 118 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,107 I DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE NOTICED SOMETHING. 119 00:05:58,461 --> 00:06:01,641 BENDER, WHY ARE YOU SPENDING SO MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM? 120 00:06:01,670 --> 00:06:03,600 ARE YOU JACKING ON IN THERE? 121 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:05,159 NO! DON'T COME IN! 122 00:06:05,192 --> 00:06:06,612 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 123 00:06:06,641 --> 00:06:09,921 TODAY YOU'LL BE DELIVERING A CRATE OF SUBPOENAS 124 00:06:09,954 --> 00:06:12,824 TO SICILY EIGHT, THE MOB PLANET. 125 00:06:12,855 --> 00:06:16,095 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO WORK! 126 00:06:16,134 --> 00:06:18,034 I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND. 127 00:06:25,454 --> 00:06:28,664 I KNOW BIG VINNIE SAID HE WAS GIVING ME THE KISS OF DEATH 128 00:06:28,697 --> 00:06:30,457 BUT I STILL THINK HE WAS GAY. 129 00:06:30,492 --> 00:06:32,082 DID HE USE HIS TONGUE? 130 00:06:32,115 --> 00:06:33,005 A LITTLE. 131 00:06:36,499 --> 00:06:39,949 - ARE YOU OKAY, BENDER? - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! GET OFF MY BACK! 132 00:06:39,985 --> 00:06:42,185 UH-OH. THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ELECTRICAL DISTURBANCE 133 00:06:42,228 --> 00:06:43,568 IN THE COALSACK NEBULA. 134 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:46,850 - A WHAT KIND OF A DISTURBANCE? - ELECTRICAL. 135 00:06:46,889 --> 00:06:49,959 ANYWAY, IT'S GOING TO TAKE SOME CAREFUL PILOTING TO AVOID IT. 136 00:06:58,487 --> 00:07:00,177 [ Metal Creaking ] 137 00:07:04,526 --> 00:07:06,836 [ Crazed Laughter ] 138 00:07:06,874 --> 00:07:08,194 WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL! 139 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,770 WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC FIELD. 140 00:07:10,809 --> 00:07:11,499 [ Fry ] WHAT'S HAPPENING? 141 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:12,543 I FEEL WEIRD. 142 00:07:15,158 --> 00:07:16,778 COME ON, UNIVERSE! 143 00:07:16,814 --> 00:07:19,474 YOU BIG, MOSTLY EMPTY WUSS! 144 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:22,097 GIVE ME ALL THE JUICE YOU GOT! 145 00:07:24,098 --> 00:07:25,998 [ Blubbering ] 146 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:31,166 OH, MAMA. 147 00:07:35,661 --> 00:07:36,771 [ Moaning ] 148 00:07:41,183 --> 00:07:42,563 [ Loud Crash ] 149 00:07:47,293 --> 00:07:48,993 WHAT? 150 00:07:49,019 --> 00:07:50,639 [ Leela ] BENDER, WE DIDN'T MIND 151 00:07:50,677 --> 00:07:52,567 YOUR DRINKING OR YOUR KLEPTOMANIA 152 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:54,510 OR YOUR PORNOGRAPHY RING. 153 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:57,173 IN FACT, THAT'S WHY WE LOVED YOU. 154 00:07:57,199 --> 00:07:59,199 BUT THIS ELECTRICITY ABUSE CROSSED THE LINE. 155 00:07:59,237 --> 00:08:00,717 YOU ALMOST KILLED US. 156 00:08:00,755 --> 00:08:03,025 [ Fry ] AND YOU MADE ME FEEL LIKE A JERK FOR TRUSTING YOU. 157 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:05,207 JUST LIKE WHEN MY FRIEND RICHIE SWORE 158 00:08:05,242 --> 00:08:06,592 HE WASN'T TAKING DRUGS 159 00:08:06,624 --> 00:08:08,454 AND THEN HE SOLD ME MY MOM'S VCR. 160 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:11,517 AND THEN LATER, I FOUND OUT HE WAS TAKING DRUGS. 161 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,010 YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE YOUR FRIEND. 162 00:08:14,045 --> 00:08:18,075 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M A LOST CAUSE. 163 00:08:27,161 --> 00:08:29,961 [ Pipe Organ Music Playing ] 164 00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:34,721 MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER WAY. 165 00:08:39,277 --> 00:08:41,137 OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF. 166 00:08:43,245 --> 00:08:46,035 WHAT AM I DOING?! 167 00:08:46,076 --> 00:08:49,316 WHAT HAVE I BECOME?! 168 00:08:52,014 --> 00:08:55,054 I SEE A LOT OF FANCY ROBOTS HERE TODAY 169 00:08:55,086 --> 00:08:57,086 MADE OF REAL SHINY METAL. 170 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:59,331 BUT THAT DON'T IMPRESS THE ROBOT DEVIL, NO, SIR. 171 00:08:59,365 --> 00:09:00,565 NO, SIR! 172 00:09:00,609 --> 00:09:02,399 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A SINNER 173 00:09:02,437 --> 00:09:05,747 HE'S GOING TO PLUG HIS INFERNAL MODEM IN THE WALL 174 00:09:05,785 --> 00:09:09,505 BELCHING SMOKE AND FLAME, AND HE'S GOING TO DOWNLOAD YOU 175 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:11,408 STRAIGHT TO ROBOT HELL. 176 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:12,967 STRAIGHT TO HELL! 177 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,310 SO I ASK YOU 178 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,996 WHO WILL STAND UP AND BE SAVED? 179 00:09:17,038 --> 00:09:18,798 WHO? WHO?! 180 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,490 [ Weakly ] ME. 181 00:09:31,293 --> 00:09:33,093 AND AS A FURTHER COST-CUTTING MEASURE 182 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:35,784 I HAVE ELIMINATED THE SALTWATER COOLER. 183 00:09:35,816 --> 00:09:37,466 THIS IS A WITCH HUNT. 184 00:09:37,506 --> 00:09:40,746 [ Bender ] ♪ OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING 185 00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:43,647 ♪ OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 186 00:09:43,686 --> 00:09:45,066 GREETINGS, FRIENDS. 187 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:47,170 DON'T WE ALL LOOK NICE TODAY? 188 00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:49,616 GREAT. HE'S WHACKED OUT ON ELECTRICITY AGAIN. 189 00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:51,998 NO, I'M WHACKED OUT ON LIFE. 190 00:09:52,038 --> 00:09:55,798 MY FRIENDS, I FOUND RELIGION. 191 00:09:57,527 --> 00:09:59,177 RELIGION? 192 00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:01,629 IS THIS ANOTHER SCAM TO GET FREE YARMULKES? 193 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:02,769 GIVE HIM A BREAK, FRY. 194 00:10:02,808 --> 00:10:04,808 IF THIS HELPS BENDER CLEAN UP HIS ACT 195 00:10:04,845 --> 00:10:06,845 THEN I THINK WE SHOULD BE SUPPORTIVE. 196 00:10:06,881 --> 00:10:08,951 [ All Agreeing ] 197 00:10:08,986 --> 00:10:10,956 WONDERFUL. 198 00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:13,509 THEN YOU'LL ALL COME TO MY EXCEEDINGLY LONG 199 00:10:13,543 --> 00:10:15,513 UN-AIR-CONDITIONED BAPTISM CEREMONY. 200 00:10:15,544 --> 00:10:18,554 UM... OH, I... UH... 201 00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:23,375 WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO DELIVER BROTHER BENDER 202 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:26,524 FROM THE COLD, STEEL GRIP OF THE ROBOT DEVIL 203 00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:30,486 UNTO THE COLD, STEEL BOSOM OF OUR CONGREGATION. 204 00:10:30,525 --> 00:10:31,765 TELL IT, PREACHER! 205 00:10:31,802 --> 00:10:33,292 THAT EQUALS TRUE. 206 00:10:33,322 --> 00:10:35,012 BROTHER BENDER 207 00:10:35,048 --> 00:10:37,808 DO YOU ACCEPT THE PRINCIPLES OF ROBOTOLOGY 208 00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:40,574 ON PAIN OF ETERNAL DAMNATION IN ROBOT HELL? 209 00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:42,635 YES, I DO. 210 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,636 THEN I WILL NOW BAPTIZE YOU. 211 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,717 PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE. 212 00:11:02,557 --> 00:11:04,217 UH, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT 213 00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:06,389 COULD YOU TOUCH UP THIS SEAM? 214 00:11:06,423 --> 00:11:08,883 [ Laughing ] 215 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,841 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 216 00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:15,429 THE OLD BENDER NEVER WOULD HAVE TAKEN US OUT TO DINNER. 217 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,366 THE OLD BENDER'S GONE. 218 00:11:17,399 --> 00:11:19,989 HE WON'T TROUBLE YOU ANYMORE. 219 00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:22,894 WOULD MONSIEUR CARE TO SEE THE WINE LIST? 220 00:11:25,028 --> 00:11:27,448 NO POISON FOR US, THANKS. 221 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:30,309 I'LL STICK WITH GOOD OLD MINERAL OIL. 222 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:34,180 AH. FUNCTIONAL. 223 00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:36,350 MM. THAT'S MINE HERE. 224 00:11:36,384 --> 00:11:39,354 I'M HUNGRIER THAN A GREEN SNAKE IN A SUGARCANE FIELD. 225 00:11:39,388 --> 00:11:43,118 FRIENDS, FRIENDS, SURELY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT 226 00:11:43,149 --> 00:11:45,459 BEFORE WE SAY ROBOT GRACE. 227 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:46,946 OH, MAN. UH... 228 00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:51,404 IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND LOGICAL 229 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:54,753 WE GIVE THANKS FOR THE CHEMICAL ENERGY WE ARE ABOUT TO ABSORB. 230 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:56,653 TO QUOTE THE PROPHET JEREMATIC 231 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:58,131 [ Droning ] "ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ZERO 232 00:11:58,164 --> 00:12:02,074 "ONE-ZERO-ONE-ZERO- ONE-ZERO-ONE-ZERO-ONE... 233 00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:06,032 "ZERO-ZERO-ONE... 234 00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:08,870 ZERO-ONE-ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ONE... TWO." 235 00:12:08,899 --> 00:12:10,629 AMEN. 236 00:12:10,659 --> 00:12:12,109 DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN EAT NOW? 237 00:12:12,144 --> 00:12:13,634 YES. 238 00:12:13,663 --> 00:12:18,123 BUT FIRST, SINCE I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH 239 00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:21,330 I'D LIKE TO GIVE EVERYONE HUGS. 240 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,780 COME HERE, FRY. 241 00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:25,091 OH, UH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO. 242 00:12:26,815 --> 00:12:29,605 [ Contented Sigh ] 243 00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:33,104 FRY, YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 244 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,890 COME ON, EVERYONE LINE UP FOR A HUG. 245 00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:40,998 LET'S TEAR DOWN SOME EMOTIONAL WALLS. 246 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,462 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SHIP? 247 00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:51,803 SANCTIFYING IT. 248 00:12:53,668 --> 00:12:57,428 THERE. THAT OUGHT TO CONVERT A FEW TAILGATERS. 249 00:12:57,466 --> 00:13:00,256 BENDER'S STUPID RELIGION IS DRIVING ME NUTS. 250 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:01,916 AMEN. 251 00:13:01,952 --> 00:13:04,752 IF ONLY HE HAD JOINED A MAINSTREAM RELIGION 252 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,273 LIKE OPRAH-ISM OR VOODOO. 253 00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:08,482 WE'VE GOT TO GET THE OLD BENDER BACK. 254 00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:10,440 AND I THINK I KNOW A WAY TO DO IT. 255 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:13,789 WE HAVE TO REACQUAINT HIM WITH A LITTLE THING CALLED SLEAZE. 256 00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,833 I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEBODY HIRED 257 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,826 AN INTERSTELLAR SPACESHIP 258 00:13:20,869 --> 00:13:23,079 TO DELIVER A PACKAGE TO ATLANTIC CITY. 259 00:13:23,111 --> 00:13:24,981 WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING, ANYWAY? 260 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,770 UH... THIS. 261 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,286 WHERE ARE WE DELIVERING IT TO? 262 00:13:29,325 --> 00:13:30,975 UH... HERE. 263 00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:34,502 ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE. 264 00:13:34,537 --> 00:13:35,987 NOW BACK TO THE OFFICE 265 00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:38,852 FOR AN ENJOYABLE EVENING OF FASTING AND REPENTANCE. 266 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,646 WHOA, WHOA. WAIT, BENDER. 267 00:13:41,682 --> 00:13:44,512 AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE WHY DON'T WE TAKE IN SOME EXOTIC DANCING? 268 00:13:44,547 --> 00:13:45,997 HEY, GREAT IDEA. 269 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,477 [ Gasps ] 270 00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:51,447 BUT THOSE GIRLS DON'T WEAR CASES. 271 00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:54,445 YOU CAN SEE THEIR BARE CIRCUITS. 272 00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:55,968 COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN. 273 00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:58,976 MAYBE WE COULD EVEN DRINK A LITTLE FORTIFIED WINE. 274 00:13:59,009 --> 00:14:01,739 WHAT?! DRINKING WINE IS A SIN-- 275 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,880 EVEN IF IT IS DELICIOUSLY FORTIFIED. 276 00:14:03,912 --> 00:14:06,222 HEY, BENDER, LOOK AT THAT WOMAN'S PURSE. 277 00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:08,499 IT'S HANGING BY A SPAGHETTI STRAND. 278 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:12,820 THOU SHALT NOT SNATCH. 279 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,541 AND THERE'S HOOKERBOT 5000. 280 00:14:14,576 --> 00:14:16,406 SHE'S GOT A HEART OF SOLID GOLD. 281 00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:18,551 HEY, SAILING UNIT. 282 00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:20,171 STOP TEMPTING ME! 283 00:14:20,203 --> 00:14:23,973 FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I HAVE INNER PEACE. 284 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,420 THAT'S FOR LOSERS. 285 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,380 COME ON, SIN YOUR HEART OUT. 286 00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:28,488 GO NUTS. 287 00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:29,592 LIVE A LITTLE. 288 00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:31,216 COULD YOU HOLD MY PURSE FOR A MINUTE? 289 00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:32,839 GO FOR IT, BENDER. 290 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,841 YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. 291 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,394 WELL... 292 00:14:36,427 --> 00:14:39,567 [ Disco Music Playing ] 293 00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:42,811 I'M THE GREATEST! 294 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:47,442 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT THE OLD BENDER BACK. 295 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:50,301 YOU KNOW IT, PORKPIE. EXCEPT FOR ONE THING-- 296 00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:56,594 [ Beeping ] 297 00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:03,630 YOU KNOW, AS A MAJOR HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR 298 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:07,010 I'LL BE HOLDING AUDITIONS TONIGHT FOR MY NEXT MOVIE. 299 00:15:07,043 --> 00:15:10,183 AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL YOUNG AND NAIVE 300 00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:13,599 I THINK YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. 301 00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:14,765 [ Females Giggling ] 302 00:15:14,809 --> 00:15:15,949 [ Knocking On Door ] 303 00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:18,234 HEY, I'M TRYING TO SCORE HERE. 304 00:15:18,261 --> 00:15:21,231 CAN'T YOU READ THE "DO NOT DISTURB" SIGN? 305 00:15:21,264 --> 00:15:23,474 [ Grumbling ] 306 00:15:24,577 --> 00:15:26,267 [ Gasps ] 307 00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:28,933 NO! NO! 308 00:15:34,346 --> 00:15:35,756 GREETINGS, BENDER. 309 00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:38,966 WELCOME TO ROBOT HELL. 310 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,386 [ Metal Clanking ] 311 00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,982 [ Screaming ] 312 00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:50,226 WHAT IN HELL HAPPENED TO BENDER? 313 00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,369 WELL, HE DIDN'T CHECK OUT. THE ASHTRAY'S STILL HERE. 314 00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:54,439 [ Chattering ] 315 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:57,580 LOOK, NIBBLER'S CAUGHT THE SCENT OF VODKA AND MOTOR OIL. 316 00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:59,960 GO, BOY. FOLLOW THAT STENCH. 317 00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:06,966 I'M HALLUCINATING THIS, RIGHT? 318 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,590 NO, BENDER. 319 00:16:08,621 --> 00:16:10,831 ROBOT HELL IS QUITE REAL. 320 00:16:10,865 --> 00:16:12,865 HERE'S OUR BROCHURE. 321 00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:15,939 BUT I DON'T BELONG HERE. 322 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,595 I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE SCARY AND PAINFUL. 323 00:16:18,631 --> 00:16:20,571 SORRY, BENDER. 324 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,980 YOU AGREED TO THIS WHEN YOU JOINED OUR RELIGION. 325 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,227 IF YOU SIN, YOU GO TO ROBOT HELL... 326 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,640 FOR ALL ETERNITY. 327 00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:30,016 AW, HELL... I MEAN HECK. 328 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,297 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 329 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:32,675 YOU CAN SAY THAT HERE. 330 00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:34,785 [ Chattering Urgently ] 331 00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:38,834 WAIT, I REMEMBER THIS PLACE. 332 00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:40,969 THEY SHUT IT DOWN AFTER ALL THOSE PEOPLE 333 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,520 CAUGHT SALMONELLA FROM THE FLUME RIDE. 334 00:16:50,836 --> 00:16:52,666 LOOK. 335 00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:55,461 IT'S THE SYMBOL OF BENDER'S OLD RELIGION. 336 00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:56,976 [ Beeps ] 337 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,287 UNBELIEVABLE. 338 00:17:00,328 --> 00:17:03,468 IT'S AN ACTUAL, FACTUAL ROBOT HELL. 339 00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:05,824 WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT HELL WOULD REALLY EXIST? 340 00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:07,652 AND THAT IT WOULD BE IN NEW JERSEY? 341 00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:09,031 ACTUALLY... 342 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,651 [ Both Yelling ] 343 00:17:11,684 --> 00:17:14,524 WE KNOW ALL YOUR SINS, BENDER 344 00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:17,379 AND FOR EACH ONE, WE'VE PREPARED 345 00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:20,734 AN AGONIZING AND IRONIC PUNISHMENT. GENTLEMEN? 346 00:17:20,762 --> 00:17:23,392 [ Playing Up-tempo Beat ] 347 00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:25,801 AW, CRAP-- SINGING. 348 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,766 MIND IF I SMOKE? 349 00:17:31,153 --> 00:17:33,883 ♪ CIGARS ARE EVIL, YOU WON'T MISS 'EM ♪ 350 00:17:33,913 --> 00:17:36,683 ♪ WE'LL FIND WAYS TO SIMULATE THAT SMELL ♪ 351 00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:38,160 ♪ WHAT A SORRY FELLA 352 00:17:38,194 --> 00:17:40,584 ♪ ROLLED UP AND SMOKED LIKE A PANATELA ♪ 353 00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:43,101 ♪ HERE ON LEVEL ONE OF ROBOT HELL ♪ 354 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:49,718 ♪ GAMBLING'S WRONG AND SO IS CHEATING ♪ 355 00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:51,688 ♪ SO IS FORGING PHONY I.O.U.s 356 00:17:51,724 --> 00:17:53,594 ♪ LET'S LET LADY LUCK DECIDE 357 00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:56,014 ♪ WHAT TYPE OF TORTURE'S JUSTIFIED ♪ 358 00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:59,219 ♪ I'M PIT BOSS HERE ON LEVEL TWO ♪ 359 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,840 OOH, DEEP-FRIED ROBOT. 360 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,432 ♪ JUST TELL ME WHY? 361 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,770 ♪ PLEASE READ THIS 55-PAGE WARRANT ♪ 362 00:18:04,807 --> 00:18:06,357 ♪ THERE MUST BE ROBOTS WORSE THAN I ♪ 363 00:18:06,394 --> 00:18:08,164 ♪ WE CHECKED AROUND, THERE REALLY AREN'T ♪ 364 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,120 ♪ THEN PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN 365 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,707 ♪ MY CRIMES WERE MERELY BOYISH PRANKS ♪ 366 00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:15,056 ♪ YOU STOLE FROM BOY SCOUTS, NUNS AND BANKS ♪ 367 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,234 ♪ AW, DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME MY UPBRINGING ♪ 368 00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:19,308 ♪ PLEASE STOP SINNING WHILE I'M SINGING ♪ 369 00:18:20,823 --> 00:18:23,863 ♪ SELLING BOOTLEG TAPES IS WRONG ♪ 370 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,284 ♪ MUSICIANS NEED THAT INCOME TO SURVIVE ♪ 371 00:18:26,311 --> 00:18:28,141 ♪ HEY, BENDER, GOING TO MAKE SOME NOISE ♪ 372 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,415 ♪ WITH THE HARD DRIVE SCRATCHED BY THE BEASTIE BOYS ♪ 373 00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:32,283 [ Scratching ] 374 00:18:32,317 --> 00:18:35,767 ♪ THAT'S WHATCHA, WHATCHA, WHATCHA GET ON LEVEL FIVE ♪ 375 00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:36,984 [ Fry ] ♪ I DON'T FEEL WELL 376 00:18:37,011 --> 00:18:39,081 [ Leela ] ♪ IT'S UP TO US TO RESCUE HIM 377 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,527 ♪ MAYBE HE LIKES IT HERE IN HELL ♪ 378 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,807 ♪ IT'S US WHO TEMPTED HIM TO SIN ♪ 379 00:18:43,846 --> 00:18:45,876 ♪ MAYBE HE'S BACK AT THE MOTEL ♪ 380 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,746 ♪ COME ON, FRY, DON'T BE SCARED ♪ 381 00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:49,920 ♪ I'M SURE AT LEAST ONE OF US WILL BE SPARED ♪ 382 00:18:49,955 --> 00:18:51,955 ♪ SO JUST SIT BACK, ENJOY THE RIDE ♪ 383 00:18:51,991 --> 00:18:53,891 [ Fry ] ♪ MY ASS HAS BLISTERS FROM THE SLIDE ♪ 384 00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:59,103 ♪ FENCING DIAMONDS, FIXING COCKFIGHTS ♪ 385 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,857 ♪ PUBLISHING INDECENT MAGAZINES ♪ 386 00:19:00,897 --> 00:19:02,867 ♪ YOU'LL PAY FOR EVERY CRIME 387 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,040 ♪ KNEE-DEEP IN ELECTRIC SLIME 388 00:19:05,074 --> 00:19:07,154 ♪ YOU'LL SUFFER TILL THE END OF TIME ♪ 389 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,700 ♪ ENDURING TORTURES, MOST OF WHICH RHYME ♪ 390 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:13,983 ♪ TRAPPED FOREVER HERE IN ROBOT HELL. ♪ 391 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,879 OF COURSE, THAT'S JUST FOR STARTERS. 392 00:19:18,915 --> 00:19:20,465 [ Fry And Leela Screaming ] 393 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:23,584 [ Both Gasping ] 394 00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:24,889 BENDER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 395 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:27,132 NO. OH, THEY'RE TORMENTING ME 396 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:30,125 WITH UP-TEMPO SINGING AND DANCING. 397 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,479 ALL RIGHT, BEELZEBOT. 398 00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:33,955 WHAT'LL IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET OUR FRIEND BACK? 399 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,310 SORRY, BUT I HOLD ALL THE CARDS HERE. 400 00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:38,246 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 401 00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:41,389 NOW IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN THIS FIDDLE CONTEST WAIVER... 402 00:19:41,421 --> 00:19:44,321 WAIT. WHAT FIDDLE CONTEST? 403 00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:49,145 UH... THE FAIRNESS IN HELL ACT OF 2275 404 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,188 REQUIRES ME TO INFORM YOU THAT IF YOU CAN BEST ME 405 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:55,994 IN A FIDDLE CONTEST, YOU WIN BACK BENDER'S SOUL. 406 00:19:56,021 --> 00:19:58,131 AS WELL AS A SOLID GOLD FIDDLE. 407 00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:00,442 WOULDN'T A SOLID GOLD FIDDLE WEIGH HUNDREDS OF POUNDS 408 00:20:00,474 --> 00:20:01,684 AND SOUND CRUMMY? 409 00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:02,987 WELL, IT'S MOSTLY FOR SHOW. 410 00:20:04,857 --> 00:20:06,447 [ Whispers ] DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE FIDDLE? 411 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,790 [ Whispers ] NO, DO YOU? 412 00:20:07,826 --> 00:20:09,476 NO, BUT I USED TO PLAY THE DRUMS. 413 00:20:09,518 --> 00:20:10,828 THEY'RE SORT OF SIMILAR. 414 00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:12,184 WHAT HAPPENS IF WE LOSE? 415 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,141 YOU'LL ONLY WIN A SMALLER SILVER FIDDLE. 416 00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:17,839 ALSO, I GUESS I'LL KILL ONE OF YOU... 417 00:20:17,871 --> 00:20:18,841 HIM. 418 00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:19,842 WE'LL DO IT. 419 00:20:19,873 --> 00:20:21,943 VERY WELL, THEN. 420 00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:23,459 BEAT THIS. 421 00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:27,468 [ Playing Complex Classical Music ] 422 00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:33,705 WELL, WE'RE BONED. 423 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,239 YOUR TURN. 424 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,509 [ Clearing Throat ] 425 00:20:40,859 --> 00:20:43,209 [ Discordant Screeching ] 426 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,041 HA! 427 00:20:44,069 --> 00:20:45,869 TIME FOR THE DRUM SOLO. 428 00:20:46,865 --> 00:20:49,135 [ Falsetto Shrieking ] 429 00:20:49,177 --> 00:20:50,247 RUN! 430 00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:02,357 STOP THEM! 431 00:21:02,398 --> 00:21:03,848 THEY CHEATED! 432 00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:05,373 [ Machine Gun Firing ] 433 00:21:06,885 --> 00:21:08,985 [ Choir Singing ] ♪ HALLELUJAH 434 00:21:09,026 --> 00:21:10,716 ♪ HALLELUJAH 435 00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:13,891 ♪ HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH... 436 00:21:16,722 --> 00:21:18,412 HURRY, BENDER. 437 00:21:18,449 --> 00:21:21,559 I COULD IF YOU DROPPED THE STUPID GOLD VIOLIN. 438 00:21:21,589 --> 00:21:23,449 OH, SORRY. 439 00:21:24,627 --> 00:21:25,137 [ Shrieks ] 440 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,429 [ Cheering ] 441 00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:31,941 DON'T WORRY, GUYS. 442 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:35,670 I'LL NEVER BE TOO GOOD OR TOO EVIL AGAIN. 443 00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:38,058 FROM NOW ON, I'LL JUST BE ME. 444 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,608 UH, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD BE 445 00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:41,543 JUST A LITTLE LESS EVIL THAN THAT? 446 00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:43,126 I DON'T KNOW. 447 00:21:43,163 --> 00:21:45,723 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SURVIVE A 700-FOOT FALL? 448 00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:48,381 [ Fry ] AH, GOOD OLD BENDER.