1 00:00:32,896 --> 00:00:35,266 [ Fry ] THIS IS AWESOME! 2 00:00:35,344 --> 00:00:36,724 I'VE BEEN WAITING A THOUSAND YEARS 3 00:00:36,792 --> 00:00:38,792 TO SEE A BEASTIE BOYS SHOW. 4 00:00:38,862 --> 00:00:39,972 CAN I GET ANYBODY A BEER? 5 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:41,523 SURE. 6 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,760 AH... 7 00:00:46,826 --> 00:00:49,336 [ Man ] Ladies and gentlemen, here to lay down 8 00:00:49,412 --> 00:00:56,692 some old, old, incredibly old school beats, the Beastie Boys! 9 00:00:56,758 --> 00:00:58,548 [ Wheels Squeaking ] 10 00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:05,590 ♪ WELL, NOW, DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SMILE ♪ 11 00:01:05,655 --> 00:01:07,925 ♪ YOU STICK AROUND, I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE ♪ 12 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,140 ♪ LIKE NUMBERS BEYOND WHAT YOU CAN DIAL ♪ 13 00:01:10,206 --> 00:01:12,516 ♪ MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE SO VERSATILE ♪ 14 00:01:12,585 --> 00:01:14,135 ♪ "STYLE, PROFILE," I SAID ♪ 15 00:01:14,206 --> 00:01:16,786 ♪ IT ALWAYS BRINGS ME BACK WHEN I HEAR, "OOH, CHILD" ♪ 16 00:01:16,861 --> 00:01:17,761 ♪ FROM THE HUDSON RIVER... ♪ 17 00:01:17,826 --> 00:01:19,096 IMPRESSIVE. 18 00:01:19,171 --> 00:01:22,311 THEY'RE BUSTING MAD RHYMES WITH AN 80% SUCCESS RATE. 19 00:01:22,379 --> 00:01:24,029 I BELIEVE THAT QUALIFIES AS ILL. 20 00:01:24,103 --> 00:01:26,033 AT LEAST FROM A TECHNICAL STANDPOINT. 21 00:01:26,103 --> 00:01:27,483 [ Fry ] WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP? 22 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:29,001 I'M TRYING TO LOOK COOL. 23 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:30,897 ♪ ...FOR THE FLINTSTONE FLOP ♪♪ FLOP♪ 24 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:32,445 ♪ TAMMY D GETS BIZ ON THE CROPS ♪♪ CROPS♪ 25 00:01:32,516 --> 00:01:37,756 ♪ BEASTIE BOYS KNOWN TO LET THE BEAT... MM, DROP? ♪ 26 00:01:37,826 --> 00:01:39,786 OW! HOW'S IT GOING? 27 00:01:39,861 --> 00:01:40,901 OW! ENJOYING THE SHOW? 28 00:01:40,965 --> 00:01:42,025 OOH! OW! 29 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:44,593 DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP A T-SHIRT. 30 00:01:44,655 --> 00:01:46,995 WOW, AN OLD- FASHIONED MOSH PIT. 31 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:48,237 COME ON, GUYS. 32 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:51,240 TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999... 33 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:52,240 AGAIN. 34 00:01:58,758 --> 00:01:59,858 OW! 35 00:01:59,930 --> 00:02:01,310 HEY, WATCH IT! 36 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:02,029 [ Karate Yell ] 37 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:09,763 MAN, THESE GUYS ROCK HARDER THAN EVER. 38 00:02:09,826 --> 00:02:11,446 ♪ OH, MY ♪ 39 00:02:11,516 --> 00:02:13,476 ♪ IT'S A MIRAGE ♪ 40 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,930 ♪ TELLING YOU ALL IT'S A... ♪ 41 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,790 ♪ SABOTAGE ♪ 42 00:02:19,861 --> 00:02:22,311 ♪ SABOTAGE, YEAH. ♪ 43 00:02:22,378 --> 00:02:24,028 PEACE! WE OUT! 44 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:25,793 [ Wheels Squeaking ] 45 00:02:25,861 --> 00:02:27,341 [ All Cheering ] 46 00:02:31,275 --> 00:02:33,275 HEY, BENDER. 47 00:02:33,343 --> 00:02:34,523 HEY, FENDER. 48 00:02:34,586 --> 00:02:36,826 MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 49 00:02:36,896 --> 00:02:38,996 YOU STILL WORKING AT JACK IN THE BOX? 50 00:02:39,067 --> 00:02:40,447 NOT ANYMORE, BABY. 51 00:02:40,516 --> 00:02:41,896 I'M WITH THE BAND. 52 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:46,033 OH-OH, YEAH. 53 00:02:46,103 --> 00:02:47,213 HEY, FELLAS 54 00:02:47,275 --> 00:02:48,785 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIENDS 55 00:02:48,861 --> 00:02:50,341 BENDER, FRY, AND LEELA. 56 00:02:50,413 --> 00:02:53,313 YOU KNOW, WE'RE REALLY NOT THAT INTERESTED IN MEETING THEM. 57 00:02:53,378 --> 00:02:54,758 WOW, I LOVE YOU GUYS. 58 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,446 BACK IN THE 20th CENTURY 59 00:02:56,516 --> 00:02:58,516 I HAD ALL FIVE OF YOUR ALBUMS. 60 00:02:58,586 --> 00:03:01,336 THAT WAS A THOUSAND YEARS AGO. NOW WE GOT SEVEN. 61 00:03:01,413 --> 00:03:03,243 COOL. CAN I BORROW THE NEW ONES? 62 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:04,970 AND A COUPLE OF BLANK TAPES? 63 00:03:06,413 --> 00:03:09,073 HEY, BENDER, WHY DON'T WE DITCH THESE ORGAN SACKS 64 00:03:09,137 --> 00:03:10,547 AND HIT THE REAL PARTY? 65 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:13,140 COUNT ME IN. I'M GOING TO DRINK TILL I REBOOT. 66 00:03:15,793 --> 00:03:20,173 [ Electrical Crackling ] 67 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,410 HEY, WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS? 68 00:03:22,481 --> 00:03:24,791 THERE'S NO BOOZE AND ONLY ONE HOOKER. 69 00:03:24,861 --> 00:03:26,481 DON'T BE A DRAG, MAN. 70 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:27,480 WE'RE JACKING ON. 71 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,550 O-O-O-H, Y-Y-YEAH! 72 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:35,137 WANT A JOLT? 73 00:03:35,206 --> 00:03:36,476 UH, HEY, I'M NO SQUARE 74 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,480 BUT ISN'T THAT COUNTER-INDICATED 75 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:39,970 BY MY OPERATIONS MANUAL? 76 00:03:40,033 --> 00:03:42,763 [ All Laughing ] 77 00:03:42,826 --> 00:03:43,926 COME ON, BENDER. 78 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,070 GRAB A JACK. 79 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,827 I TOLD THESE GUYS YOU WERE COOL. 80 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:51,026 WELL, IF JACKING ON WILL MAKE STRANGERS THINK I'M COOL 81 00:03:51,103 --> 00:03:52,003 I'LL DO IT. 82 00:03:53,171 --> 00:03:54,101 WHOA! 83 00:03:54,171 --> 00:03:55,551 [ Blubbering ] 84 00:03:57,275 --> 00:03:59,235 [ Psychedelic Sitar Music Playing ] 85 00:04:03,793 --> 00:04:05,793 [ Swallowing Sounds ] 86 00:04:25,033 --> 00:04:27,793 EASY, BABY, YOU DON'T WANT TO GET HOOKED ON THIS STUFF. 87 00:04:27,862 --> 00:04:31,792 AH, NO NEED TO WORRY. I DON'T HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY. 88 00:04:33,103 --> 00:04:34,103 [ Glass Shatters ] 89 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:35,762 [ Blubbering ] 90 00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:40,933 HEY, UH, BENDER, WHAT ARE WE DOING 91 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,410 IN THIS BAD NEIGHBORHOOD? 92 00:04:42,481 --> 00:04:44,171 SHUT UP, SQUARE! 93 00:04:46,793 --> 00:04:49,003 I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. 94 00:04:49,067 --> 00:04:51,587 [ Whistling ] 95 00:05:02,482 --> 00:05:04,102 WRETCHED SINNER UNIT 96 00:05:04,172 --> 00:05:06,862 THE PATH TO ROBOT HEAVEN LIES HERE 97 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:09,030 IN THE GOOD BOOK 3.0. 98 00:05:09,103 --> 00:05:10,593 HEY, DO I PREACH TO YOU 99 00:05:10,654 --> 00:05:13,104 WHEN YOU'RE LYING STONED IN THE GUTTER? 100 00:05:13,172 --> 00:05:14,962 NO. 101 00:05:15,033 --> 00:05:16,313 SO BEAT IT! 102 00:05:16,379 --> 00:05:18,759 TSK-TSK-TSK. 103 00:05:18,826 --> 00:05:21,206 WHO WAS THAT GUY? 104 00:05:21,274 --> 00:05:22,214 YOUR MAMA. 105 00:05:22,274 --> 00:05:24,344 NOW SHUT UP AND DRAG ME TO WORK. 106 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,240 OUR ELECTRIC BILL IS CLIMBING FASTER 107 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,930 THAN A GREEN SNAKE UP A SUGARCANE. 108 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,790 OBVIOUSLY, SOMEONE 'ROUND HERE 109 00:05:35,862 --> 00:05:38,002 BEEN WASTING A WHOLE HEAP OF JUICE. 110 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:40,137 PROBABLY YOU.ME? 111 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,170 GOOD MORNING, BENDER. 112 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,620 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! GET OFF MY BACK! 113 00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:48,620 WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 114 00:05:48,689 --> 00:05:49,999 IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER 115 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,617 I'D ALMOST THINK HE WAS ABUSING ELECTRICITY. 116 00:05:52,689 --> 00:05:53,619 BENDER? NO WAY. 117 00:05:53,689 --> 00:05:55,169 [ Electrical Crackling ] 118 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,140 I DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE NOTICED SOMETHING. 119 00:05:59,274 --> 00:06:02,624 BENDER, WHY ARE YOU SPENDING SO MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM? 120 00:06:02,689 --> 00:06:04,379 ARE YOU JACKING ON IN THERE? 121 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:05,997 NO! DON'T COME IN! 122 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:07,377 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 123 00:06:07,447 --> 00:06:10,617 TODAY YOU'LL BE DELIVERING A CRATE OF SUBPOENAS 124 00:06:10,689 --> 00:06:13,549 TO SICILY EIGHT, THE MOB PLANET. 125 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:16,960 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO WORK! 126 00:06:17,033 --> 00:06:19,103 I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND. 127 00:06:26,103 --> 00:06:29,653 I KNOW BIG VINNIE SAID HE WAS GIVING ME THE KISS OF DEATH 128 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,523 BUT I STILL THINK HE WAS GAY. 129 00:06:31,586 --> 00:06:32,926 DID HE USE HIS TONGUE? 130 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:33,930 A LITTLE. 131 00:06:37,172 --> 00:06:40,652 - ARE YOU OKAY, BENDER? - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! GET OFF MY BACK! 132 00:06:40,723 --> 00:06:43,033 UH-OH. THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ELECTRICAL DISTURBANCE 133 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,343 IN THE COALSACK NEBULA. 134 00:06:44,413 --> 00:06:47,623 - A WHAT KIND OF A DISTURBANCE? - ELECTRICAL. 135 00:06:47,689 --> 00:06:51,029 ANYWAY, IT'S GOING TO TAKE SOME CAREFUL PILOTING TO AVOID IT. 136 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:01,210 [ Metal Creaking ] 137 00:07:05,379 --> 00:07:07,759 [ Crazed Laughter ] 138 00:07:07,826 --> 00:07:09,066 WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL! 139 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,517 WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC FIELD. 140 00:07:11,586 --> 00:07:12,476 [ Fry ] WHAT'S HAPPENING? 141 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:13,550 I FEEL WEIRD. 142 00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:17,687 COME ON, UNIVERSE! 143 00:07:17,757 --> 00:07:20,307 YOU BIG, MOSTLY EMPTY WUSS! 144 00:07:20,379 --> 00:07:22,999 GIVE ME ALL THE JUICE YOU GOT! 145 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:26,903 [ Blubbering ] 146 00:07:29,826 --> 00:07:32,206 OH, MAMA. 147 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:37,720 [ Moaning ] 148 00:07:42,067 --> 00:07:43,547 [ Loud Crash ] 149 00:07:48,172 --> 00:07:49,902 WHAT? 150 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:51,405 [ Leela ] BENDER, WE DIDN'T MIND 151 00:07:51,481 --> 00:07:53,591 YOUR DRINKING OR YOUR KLEPTOMANIA 152 00:07:53,654 --> 00:07:55,314 OR YOUR PORNOGRAPHY RING. 153 00:07:55,379 --> 00:07:57,829 IN FACT, THAT'S WHY WE LOVED YOU. 154 00:07:57,896 --> 00:08:00,026 BUT THIS ELECTRICITY ABUSE CROSSED THE LINE. 155 00:08:00,103 --> 00:08:01,553 YOU ALMOST KILLED US. 156 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:03,930 [ Fry ] AND YOU MADE ME FEEL LIKE A JERK FOR TRUSTING YOU. 157 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,070 JUST LIKE WHEN MY FRIEND RICHIE SWORE 158 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,377 HE WASN'T TAKING DRUGS 159 00:08:07,447 --> 00:08:09,267 AND THEN HE SOLD ME MY MOM'S VCR. 160 00:08:09,343 --> 00:08:12,313 AND THEN LATER, I FOUND OUT HE WAS TAKING DRUGS. 161 00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:14,689 YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE YOUR FRIEND. 162 00:08:14,757 --> 00:08:18,957 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M A LOST CAUSE. 163 00:08:28,103 --> 00:08:30,903 [ Pipe Organ Music Playing ] 164 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,693 MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER WAY. 165 00:08:40,172 --> 00:08:42,212 OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF. 166 00:08:44,102 --> 00:08:46,932 WHAT AM I DOING?! 167 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,340 WHAT HAVE I BECOME?! 168 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:55,903 I SEE A LOT OF FANCY ROBOTS HERE TODAY 169 00:08:55,965 --> 00:08:57,755 MADE OF REAL SHINY METAL. 170 00:08:57,826 --> 00:09:00,406 BUT THAT DON'T IMPRESS THE ROBOT DEVIL, NO, SIR. 171 00:09:00,481 --> 00:09:01,451 NO, SIR! 172 00:09:01,517 --> 00:09:03,207 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A SINNER 173 00:09:03,274 --> 00:09:06,554 HE'S GOING TO PLUG HIS INFERNAL MODEM IN THE WALL 174 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:10,520 BELCHING SMOKE AND FLAME, AND HE'S GOING TO DOWNLOAD YOU 175 00:09:10,586 --> 00:09:12,206 STRAIGHT TO ROBOT HELL. 176 00:09:12,274 --> 00:09:13,904 STRAIGHT TO HELL! 177 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:15,135 SO I ASK YOU 178 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,926 WHO WILL STAND UP AND BE SAVED? 179 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,790 WHO? WHO?! 180 00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:25,521 [ Weakly ] ME. 181 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:33,966 AND AS A FURTHER COST-CUTTING MEASURE 182 00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:36,723 I HAVE ELIMINATED THE SALTWATER COOLER. 183 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,313 THIS IS A WITCH HUNT. 184 00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:41,759 [ Bender ] ♪ OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING ♪ 185 00:09:41,826 --> 00:09:44,616 ♪ OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. ♪ 186 00:09:44,688 --> 00:09:45,928 GREETINGS, FRIENDS. 187 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,900 DON'T WE ALL LOOK NICE TODAY? 188 00:09:47,965 --> 00:09:50,645 GREAT. HE'S WHACKED OUT ON ELECTRICITY AGAIN. 189 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,934 NO, I'M WHACKED OUT ON LIFE. 190 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,790 MY FRIENDS, I FOUND RELIGION. 191 00:09:58,551 --> 00:09:59,931 RELIGION? 192 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,590 IS THIS ANOTHER SCAM TO GET FREE YARMULKES? 193 00:10:02,654 --> 00:10:03,794 GIVE HIM A BREAK, FRY. 194 00:10:03,861 --> 00:10:05,831 IF THIS HELPS BENDER CLEAN UP HIS ACT 195 00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:07,825 THEN I THINK WE SHOULD BE SUPPORTIVE. 196 00:10:07,895 --> 00:10:09,895 [ All Agreeing ] 197 00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,925 WONDERFUL. 198 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,310 THEN YOU'LL ALL COME TO MY EXCEEDINGLY LONG 199 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,309 UN-AIR-CONDITIONED BAPTISM CEREMONY. 200 00:10:16,379 --> 00:10:19,549 UM... OH, I... UH... 201 00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:24,244 WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO DELIVER BROTHER BENDER 202 00:10:24,309 --> 00:10:27,339 FROM THE COLD, STEEL GRIP OF THE ROBOT DEVIL 203 00:10:27,413 --> 00:10:31,313 UNTO THE COLD, STEEL BOSOM OF OUR CONGREGATION. 204 00:10:31,379 --> 00:10:32,719 TELL IT, PREACHER! 205 00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:34,173 THAT EQUALS TRUE. 206 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,760 BROTHER BENDER 207 00:10:35,826 --> 00:10:38,616 DO YOU ACCEPT THE PRINCIPLES OF ROBOTOLOGY 208 00:10:38,688 --> 00:10:41,588 ON PAIN OF ETERNAL DAMNATION IN ROBOT HELL? 209 00:10:41,654 --> 00:10:43,454 YES, I DO. 210 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,647 THEN I WILL NOW BAPTIZE YOU. 211 00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:47,724 PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE. 212 00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:05,096 UH, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT 213 00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:07,242 COULD YOU TOUCH UP THIS SEAM? 214 00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:09,829 [ Laughing ] 215 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,646 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 216 00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:16,314 THE OLD BENDER NEVER WOULD HAVE TAKEN US OUT TO DINNER. 217 00:11:16,379 --> 00:11:18,239 THE OLD BENDER'S GONE. 218 00:11:18,309 --> 00:11:20,719 HE WON'T TROUBLE YOU ANYMORE. 219 00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:23,863 WOULD MONSIEUR CARE TO SEE THE WINE LIST? 220 00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:28,265 NO POISON FOR US, THANKS. 221 00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:31,384 I'LL STICK WITH GOOD OLD MINERAL OIL. 222 00:11:33,447 --> 00:11:35,027 AH. FUNCTIONAL. 223 00:11:35,102 --> 00:11:37,002 MM. THAT'S MINE HERE. 224 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:40,027 I'M HUNGRIER THAN A GREEN SNAKE IN A SUGARCANE FIELD. 225 00:11:40,102 --> 00:11:44,032 FRIENDS, FRIENDS, SURELY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT 226 00:11:44,102 --> 00:11:46,272 BEFORE WE SAY ROBOT GRACE. 227 00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:48,074 OH, MAN. UH... 228 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,270 IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND LOGICAL 229 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:55,724 WE GIVE THANKS FOR THE CHEMICAL ENERGY WE ARE ABOUT TO ABSORB. 230 00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,453 TO QUOTE THE PROPHET JEREMATIC 231 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,067 [ Droning ] "ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ZERO 232 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:03,166 "ONE-ZERO-ONE-ZERO- ONE-ZERO-ONE-ZERO-ONE... 233 00:12:04,274 --> 00:12:06,764 "ZERO-ZERO-ONE... 234 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,786 ZERO-ONE-ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ONE... TWO." 235 00:12:09,861 --> 00:12:11,451 AMEN. 236 00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:13,027 DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN EAT NOW? 237 00:12:13,102 --> 00:12:14,412 YES. 238 00:12:14,481 --> 00:12:19,031 BUT FIRST, SINCE I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH 239 00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:22,172 I'D LIKE TO GIVE EVERYONE HUGS. 240 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,720 COME HERE, FRY. 241 00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:26,003 OH, UH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO. 242 00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:30,623 [ Contented Sigh ] 243 00:12:30,688 --> 00:12:33,998 FRY, YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 244 00:12:36,309 --> 00:12:38,899 COME ON, EVERYONE LINE UP FOR A HUG. 245 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:42,165 LET'S TEAR DOWN SOME EMOTIONAL WALLS. 246 00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:51,313 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SHIP? 247 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,999 SANCTIFYING IT. 248 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:58,267 THERE. THAT OUGHT TO CONVERT A FEW TAILGATERS. 249 00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,314 BENDER'S STUPID RELIGION IS DRIVING ME NUTS. 250 00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:02,689 AMEN. 251 00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:05,718 IF ONLY HE HAD JOINED A MAINSTREAM RELIGION 252 00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:07,173 LIKE OPRAH-ISM OR VOODOO. 253 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,310 WE'VE GOT TO GET THE OLD BENDER BACK. 254 00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,309 AND I THINK I KNOW A WAY TO DO IT. 255 00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:14,789 WE HAVE TO REACQUAINT HIM WITH A LITTLE THING CALLED SLEAZE. 256 00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:19,833 I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEBODY HIRED 257 00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:21,615 AN INTERSTELLAR SPACESHIP 258 00:13:21,688 --> 00:13:23,998 TO DELIVER A PACKAGE TO ATLANTIC CITY. 259 00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:25,927 WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING, ANYWAY? 260 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,760 UH... THIS. 261 00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:30,166 WHERE ARE WE DELIVERING IT TO? 262 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,970 UH... HERE. 263 00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,337 ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE. 264 00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:36,793 NOW BACK TO THE OFFICE 265 00:13:36,861 --> 00:13:39,831 FOR AN ENJOYABLE EVENING OF FASTING AND REPENTANCE. 266 00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:42,475 WHOA, WHOA. WAIT, BENDER. 267 00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:45,381 AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE WHY DON'T WE TAKE IN SOME EXOTIC DANCING? 268 00:13:45,447 --> 00:13:46,967 HEY, GREAT IDEA. 269 00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:49,313 [ Gasps ] 270 00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:52,309 BUT THOSE GIRLS DON'T WEAR CASES. 271 00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:55,339 YOU CAN SEE THEIR BARE CIRCUITS. 272 00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:56,793 COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN. 273 00:13:56,861 --> 00:13:59,971 MAYBE WE COULD EVEN DRINK A LITTLE FORTIFIED WINE. 274 00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:02,793 WHAT?! DRINKING WINE IS A SIN-- 275 00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:04,861 EVEN IF IT IS DELICIOUSLY FORTIFIED. 276 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,141 HEY, BENDER, LOOK AT THAT WOMAN'S PURSE. 277 00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,546 IT'S HANGING BY A SPAGHETTI STRAND. 278 00:14:11,102 --> 00:14:13,762 THOU SHALT NOT SNATCH. 279 00:14:13,826 --> 00:14:15,406 AND THERE'S HOOKERBOT 5000. 280 00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,311 SHE'S GOT A HEART OF SOLID GOLD. 281 00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:19,379 HEY, SAILING UNIT. 282 00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:21,067 STOP TEMPTING ME! 283 00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:24,926 FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I HAVE INNER PEACE. 284 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,310 THAT'S FOR LOSERS. 285 00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:28,449 COME ON, SIN YOUR HEART OUT. 286 00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:29,307 GO NUTS. 287 00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:30,409 LIVE A LITTLE. 288 00:14:30,481 --> 00:14:32,101 COULD YOU HOLD MY PURSE FOR A MINUTE? 289 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,792 GO FOR IT, BENDER. 290 00:14:33,861 --> 00:14:35,791 YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. 291 00:14:35,861 --> 00:14:37,271 WELL... 292 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,594 [ Disco Music Playing ] 293 00:14:40,654 --> 00:14:43,834 I'M THE GREATEST! 294 00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:48,341 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT THE OLD BENDER BACK. 295 00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:51,413 YOU KNOW IT, PORKPIE. EXCEPT FOR ONE THING-- 296 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,622 [ Beeping ] 297 00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:04,476 YOU KNOW, AS A MAJOR HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR 298 00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:07,761 I'LL BE HOLDING AUDITIONS TONIGHT FOR MY NEXT MOVIE. 299 00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:11,066 AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL YOUNG AND NAIVE 300 00:15:11,136 --> 00:15:14,446 I THINK YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. 301 00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:15,757 [ Females Giggling ] 302 00:15:15,826 --> 00:15:16,966 [ Knocking On Door ] 303 00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:19,173 HEY, I'M TRYING TO SCORE HERE. 304 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,140 CAN'T YOU READ THE "DO NOT DISTURB" SIGN? 305 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:24,546 [ Grumbling ] 306 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,340 [ Gasps ] 307 00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:29,903 NO! NO! 308 00:15:35,274 --> 00:15:36,794 GREETINGS, BENDER. 309 00:15:36,861 --> 00:15:39,931 WELCOME TO ROBOT HELL. 310 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,450 [ Metal Clanking ] 311 00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:44,167 [ Screaming ] 312 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,967 WHAT IN HELL HAPPENED TO BENDER? 313 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,273 WELL, HE DIDN'T CHECK OUT. THE ASHTRAY'S STILL HERE. 314 00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:55,314 [ Chattering ] 315 00:15:55,379 --> 00:15:58,449 LOOK, NIBBLER'S CAUGHT THE SCENT OF VODKA AND MOTOR OIL. 316 00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,997 GO, BOY. FOLLOW THAT STENCH. 317 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,933 I'M HALLUCINATING THIS, RIGHT? 318 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,450 NO, BENDER. 319 00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:11,857 ROBOT HELL IS QUITE REAL. 320 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,901 HERE'S OUR BROCHURE. 321 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,720 BUT I DON'T BELONG HERE. 322 00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:19,653 I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE SCARY AND PAINFUL. 323 00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,454 SORRY, BENDER. 324 00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:24,757 YOU AGREED TO THIS WHEN YOU JOINED OUR RELIGION. 325 00:16:24,826 --> 00:16:27,136 IF YOU SIN, YOU GO TO ROBOT HELL... 326 00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:28,686 FOR ALL ETERNITY. 327 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,968 AW, HELL... I MEAN HECK. 328 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,243 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 329 00:16:32,309 --> 00:16:33,689 YOU CAN SAY THAT HERE. 330 00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,788 [ Chattering Urgently ] 331 00:16:38,136 --> 00:16:39,896 WAIT, I REMEMBER THIS PLACE. 332 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,785 THEY SHUT IT DOWN AFTER ALL THOSE PEOPLE 333 00:16:41,861 --> 00:16:43,621 CAUGHT SALMONELLA FROM THE FLUME RIDE. 334 00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:53,521 LOOK. 335 00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:56,516 IT'S THE SYMBOL OF BENDER'S OLD RELIGION. 336 00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:58,136 [ Beeps ] 337 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,270 UNBELIEVABLE. 338 00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:04,384 IT'S AN ACTUAL, FACTUAL ROBOT HELL. 339 00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:06,828 WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT HELL WOULD REALLY EXIST? 340 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,645 AND THAT IT WOULD BE IN NEW JERSEY? 341 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,003 ACTUALLY... 342 00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:12,687 [ Both Yelling ] 343 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:15,408 WE KNOW ALL YOUR SINS, BENDER 344 00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:18,311 AND FOR EACH ONE, WE'VE PREPARED 345 00:17:18,378 --> 00:17:21,758 AN AGONIZING AND IRONIC PUNISHMENT. GENTLEMEN? 346 00:17:21,826 --> 00:17:24,516 [ Playing Up-tempo Beat ] 347 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,826 AW, CRAP-- SINGING. 348 00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:28,825 MIND IF I SMOKE? 349 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,720 ♪ CIGARS ARE EVIL, YOU WON'T MISS 'EM ♪ 350 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,552 ♪ WE'LL FIND WAYS TO SIMULATE THAT SMELL ♪ 351 00:17:37,619 --> 00:17:39,139 ♪ WHAT A SORRY FELLA ♪ 352 00:17:39,205 --> 00:17:41,475 ♪ ROLLED UP AND SMOKED LIKE A PANATELA ♪ 353 00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:44,280 ♪ HERE ON LEVEL ONE OF ROBOT HELL ♪ 354 00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:50,791 ♪ GAMBLING'S WRONG AND SO IS CHEATING ♪ 355 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,552 ♪ SO IS FORGING PHONY I.O.U.s ♪ 356 00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:54,479 ♪ LET'S LET LADY LUCK DECIDE ♪ 357 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:56,790 ♪ WHAT TYPE OF TORTURE'S JUSTIFIED ♪ 358 00:17:56,862 --> 00:18:00,172 ♪ I'M PIT BOSS HERE ON LEVEL TWO ♪ 359 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,860 OOH, DEEP-FRIED ROBOT. 360 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,381 ♪ JUST TELL ME WHY? ♪ 361 00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:05,648 ♪ PLEASE READ THIS 55-PAGE WARRANT ♪ 362 00:18:05,723 --> 00:18:07,313 ♪ THERE MUST BE ROBOTS WORSE THAN I ♪ 363 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,138 ♪ WE CHECKED AROUND, THERE REALLY AREN'T ♪ 364 00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:11,095 ♪ THEN PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN ♪ 365 00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,592 ♪ MY CRIMES WERE MERELY BOYISH PRANKS ♪ 366 00:18:13,654 --> 00:18:16,034 ♪ YOU STOLE FROM BOY SCOUTS, NUNS AND BANKS ♪ 367 00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:18,213 ♪ AW, DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME MY UPBRINGING ♪ 368 00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:20,445 ♪ PLEASE STOP SINNING WHILE I'M SINGING ♪ 369 00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:24,691 ♪ SELLING BOOTLEG TAPES IS WRONG ♪ 370 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:27,238 ♪ MUSICIANS NEED THAT INCOME TO SURVIVE ♪ 371 00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:28,929 ♪ HEY, BENDER, GOING TO MAKE SOME NOISE ♪ 372 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,520 ♪ WITH THE HARD DRIVE SCRATCHED BY THE BEASTIE BOYS ♪ 373 00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:33,276 [ Scratching ] 374 00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:36,624 ♪ THAT'S WHATCHA, WHATCHA, WHATCHA GET ON LEVEL FIVE ♪ 375 00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:37,999 [ Fry ] ♪ I DON'T FEEL WELL ♪ 376 00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:40,027 [ Leela ] ♪ IT'S UP TO US TO RESCUE HIM ♪ 377 00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:42,453 ♪ MAYBE HE LIKES IT HERE IN HELL ♪ 378 00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:44,687 ♪ IT'S US WHO TEMPTED HIM TO SIN ♪ 379 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,898 ♪ MAYBE HE'S BACK AT THE MOTEL ♪ 380 00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:48,624 ♪ COME ON, FRY, DON'T BE SCARED ♪ 381 00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,959 ♪ I'M SURE AT LEAST ONE OF US WILL BE SPARED ♪ 382 00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:52,834 ♪ SO JUST SIT BACK, ENJOY THE RIDE ♪ 383 00:18:52,895 --> 00:18:55,095 [ Fry ] ♪ MY ASS HAS BLISTERS FROM THE SLIDE ♪ 384 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,100 ♪ FENCING DIAMONDS, FIXING COCKFIGHTS ♪ 385 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,902 ♪ PUBLISHING INDECENT MAGAZINES ♪ 386 00:19:01,964 --> 00:19:03,904 ♪ YOU'LL PAY FOR EVERY CRIME ♪ 387 00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:05,864 ♪ KNEE-DEEP IN ELECTRIC SLIME ♪ 388 00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:08,171 ♪ YOU'LL SUFFER TILL THE END OF TIME ♪ 389 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,590 ♪ ENDURING TORTURES, MOST OF WHICH RHYME ♪ 390 00:19:10,654 --> 00:19:15,004 ♪ TRAPPED FOREVER HERE IN ROBOT HELL. ♪ 391 00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:19,855 OF COURSE, THAT'S JUST FOR STARTERS. 392 00:19:19,931 --> 00:19:21,591 [ Fry And Leela Screaming ] 393 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,520 [ Both Gasping ] 394 00:19:24,586 --> 00:19:25,896 BENDER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 395 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,144 NO. OH, THEY'RE TORMENTING ME 396 00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:31,135 WITH UP-TEMPO SINGING AND DANCING. 397 00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:32,405 ALL RIGHT, BEELZEBOT. 398 00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:35,001 WHAT'LL IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET OUR FRIEND BACK? 399 00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,277 SORRY, BUT I HOLD ALL THE CARDS HERE. 400 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,034 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 401 00:19:39,103 --> 00:19:42,313 NOW IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN THIS FIDDLE CONTEST WAIVER... 402 00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:45,278 WAIT. WHAT FIDDLE CONTEST? 403 00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:50,144 UH... THE FAIRNESS IN HELL ACT OF 2275 404 00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:53,165 REQUIRES ME TO INFORM YOU THAT IF YOU CAN BEST ME 405 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,960 IN A FIDDLE CONTEST, YOU WIN BACK BENDER'S SOUL. 406 00:19:57,034 --> 00:19:59,104 AS WELL AS A SOLID GOLD FIDDLE. 407 00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:01,522 WOULDN'T A SOLID GOLD FIDDLE WEIGH HUNDREDS OF POUNDS 408 00:20:01,586 --> 00:20:02,716 AND SOUND CRUMMY? 409 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,172 WELL, IT'S MOSTLY FOR SHOW. 410 00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:07,587 [ Whispers ] DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE FIDDLE? 411 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:08,864 [ Whispers ] NO, DO YOU? 412 00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,621 NO, BUT I USED TO PLAY THE DRUMS. 413 00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:11,859 THEY'RE SORT OF SIMILAR. 414 00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:13,171 WHAT HAPPENS IF WE LOSE? 415 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,140 YOU'LL ONLY WIN A SMALLER SILVER FIDDLE. 416 00:20:16,205 --> 00:20:18,855 ALSO, I GUESS I'LL KILL ONE OF YOU... 417 00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:19,901 HIM. 418 00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:20,904 WE'LL DO IT. 419 00:20:20,964 --> 00:20:22,964 VERY WELL, THEN. 420 00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:24,384 BEAT THIS. 421 00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:28,588 [ Playing Complex Classical Music ] 422 00:20:33,205 --> 00:20:34,785 WELL, WE'RE BONED. 423 00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:38,165 YOUR TURN. 424 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,620 [ Clearing Throat ] 425 00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:44,135 [ Discordant Screeching ] 426 00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:44,995 HA! 427 00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,897 TIME FOR THE DRUM SOLO. 428 00:20:47,964 --> 00:20:50,314 [ Falsetto Shrieking ] 429 00:20:50,378 --> 00:20:51,408 RUN! 430 00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:03,476 STOP THEM! 431 00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:04,900 THEY CHEATED! 432 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,524 [ Machine Gun Firing ] 433 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 [ Choir Singing ] ♪ HALLELUJAH ♪ 434 00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,617 ♪ HALLELUJAH ♪ 435 00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:14,929 ♪ HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH... ♪ 436 00:21:17,826 --> 00:21:19,336 HURRY, BENDER. 437 00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:22,653 I COULD IF YOU DROPPED THE STUPID GOLD VIOLIN. 438 00:21:22,723 --> 00:21:24,593 OH, SORRY. 439 00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:26,313 [ Shrieks ] 440 00:21:28,344 --> 00:21:31,414 [ Cheering ] 441 00:21:31,481 --> 00:21:33,031 DON'T WORRY, GUYS. 442 00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:36,593 I'LL NEVER BE TOO GOOD OR TOO EVIL AGAIN. 443 00:21:36,654 --> 00:21:39,074 FROM NOW ON, I'LL JUST BE ME. 444 00:21:39,136 --> 00:21:40,716 UH, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD BE 445 00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,622 JUST A LITTLE LESS EVIL THAN THAT? 446 00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:44,589 I DON'T KNOW. 447 00:21:44,654 --> 00:21:46,834 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SURVIVE A 700-FOOT FALL? 448 00:21:46,895 --> 00:21:50,025 [ Fry ] AH, GOOD OLD BENDER. 449 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:55,934 [ Beastie Boys ] ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 450 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,900 ♪ THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY MAN BENDER ♪ 451 00:21:57,964 --> 00:22:00,484 ♪ SENDING THIS ONE OUT ♪ 452 00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:03,830 ♪ TO ALL MY PEOPLES IN THE ROBOT HOMEWORLD ♪ 453 00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:05,925 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 454 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,140 ♪ FOR MY MAN DR. ZOIDBERG ♪ 455 00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:12,855 ♪ OH, YEAH LIKE TO SHOUT OUT TO LEELA ♪ 456 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,071 ♪ FRY ♪ 457 00:22:14,136 --> 00:22:16,406 ♪ MY MAN BENDER ♪ 458 00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:18,901 ♪ NIBBLER, NIBBLER IN THE HOUSE ♪ 459 00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:21,724 ♪ SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE FUTURAMA. ♪