1 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:07,736 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 2 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,511 WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL DELIVERY TODAY. 3 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:11,411 WHO'S IT GOING TO? 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:12,352 ME. 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,522 ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE. 6 00:00:14,747 --> 00:00:17,677 NO, I NEED IT SHIPPED TO MY OFFICE 7 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,415 AT MARS UNIVERSITY. 8 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:20,689 IT'S A LITTLE EXPERIMENT 9 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:22,688 THAT MAY WELL WIN ME THE NOBEL PRIZE. 10 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:23,589 IN WHAT FIELD? 11 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,590 I DON'T CARE. 12 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,132 THEY ALL PAY THE SAME. 13 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,297 IS IT DANGEROUS? 14 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:28,364 ON, MY, NO. 15 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:29,701 [ Low Growling ] 16 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,274 [ Gunshot ] 17 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:36,538 [ Thud ] 18 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,037 OFF WE GO. 19 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:23,821 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 20 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,087 BACK IN THE 20th CENTURY, WE HAD NO IDEA 21 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,856 THERE WAS A UNIVERSITY ON MARS. 22 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:30,024 WELL, IN THOSE DAYS, MARS WAS 23 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:34,263 JUST A DREARY, UNINHABITABLE WASTELAND, MUCH LIKE UTAH. 24 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:35,301 BUT UNLIKE UTAH 25 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,596 IT WAS EVENTUALLY MADE LIVABLE 26 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:40,968 WHEN THE UNIVERSITY WAS FOUNDED IN 2636. 27 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,267 THEY PLANTED TRADITIONAL COLLEGE FOLIAGE: 28 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,941 IVY, TREES, HEMP. 29 00:01:45,037 --> 00:01:47,467 SOON, THE WHOLE PLANET WAS TERRA-FORMED. 30 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,975 DOES THAT MEAN IT'S SAFE TO BREATHE THE AIR? 31 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:50,976 OF COURSE. 32 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:53,008 [ Inhales Deeply ] 33 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,551 OVER HERE IS WONG LIBRARY. 34 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,851 IT HAS THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF LITERATURE 35 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,953 IN THE WESTERN UNIVERSE. 36 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,960 [ Fry Whistles ] 37 00:02:05,057 --> 00:02:06,287 HEY, LOOK! 38 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,504 THERE'S A CHAPTER OF MY OLD ROBOT FRATERNITY. 39 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,496 EPSILON RHO RHO. 40 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,628 YOU WENT TO COLLEGE? 41 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:12,671 OF COURSE. 42 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:13,665 I'M A BENDER. 43 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:15,026 I WENT TO BENDING COLLEGE. 44 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:16,574 I MAJORED IN BENDING. 45 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:17,640 WHAT WAS YOUR MINOR? 46 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,467 ROBO-AMERICAN STUDIES. 47 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:24,178 ARE YOU HERE TO FUMIGATE THE MOOSE HEAD? 48 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:25,307 UH, NO. 49 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:28,013 ACTUALLY, I'M AN EPSILON FROM WAY BACK. 50 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,915 [ Whirring And Clanking ] 51 00:02:34,987 --> 00:02:36,157 AH, CLOSE ENOUGH. 52 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,157 COME ON IN. 53 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,158 THANKS. 54 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,589 HERE'S YOUR FINGER BACK. 55 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,934 ALL THE COOLEST ROBOTS ARE IN THIS FRATERNITY. 56 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:48,201 MATE IN 143 MOVES. 57 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,771 OH, POO. YOU WIN AGAIN. 58 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,341 OH-OH! NERDS. 59 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,039 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 60 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,010 I'M GEARSHIFT, CHAPTER PRESIDENT. 61 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,409 THIS IS OILY, AND THIS HERE IS FAT-BOT. 62 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,682 YOU'RE ALL LOSERS. 63 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,850 - MY NAME'S BENDER. - [ All Gasp ] 64 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,449 BENDER FROM BENDING STATE BENDER? 65 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:06,691 WOW! YOU'RE A LEGEND AROUND HERE. 66 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,587 I HEARD THAT IN ONE SINGLE NIGHT 67 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,918 YOU DRANK A WHOLE KEG, STREAKED ACROSS CAMPUS 68 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,694 AND CRAMMED 58 HUMANS INTO A PHONE BOOTH. 69 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:17,304 YEAH, WELL, A LOT OF THEM WERE CHILDREN. 70 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:18,897 ANYWAY, I SHOULD GET GOING. 71 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:19,928 NO, BENDER, WAIT. 72 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,873 WE'RE THE LAMEST FRAT ON CAMPUS. 73 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:24,408 EVEN HILLEL HAS BETTER PARTIES THAN US. 74 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:25,644 PLEASE, YOU'VE GOT TO STAY 75 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,039 AND TEACH US HOW TO BE COOL. 76 00:03:27,139 --> 00:03:28,209 HMM... 77 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:31,438 OKAY, BUT I'LL NEED TEN KEGS OF BEER 78 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,645 A CONTINUOUS TAPE OF "LOUIE, LOUIE" 79 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,547 AND A REGULATION TWO-STORY, PANTY-RAID LADDER. 80 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:39,220 OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY! 81 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:42,789 I TELL YOU, BEING HERE REALLY TAKES ME BACK 82 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,459 TO MY COLLEGE DAYS. 83 00:03:48,961 --> 00:03:50,261 STEP RIGHT UP. 84 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,734 WHO WANTS TO LEARN PHYSICS? 85 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,773 [ Man ] KEEP YOUR HANDS INSIDE THE CAR AT ALL TIMES. 86 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:02,142 GOOD OLD CONEY ISLAND COLLEGE. 87 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:03,811 GO, WHITEFISH! 88 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,481 DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, FRY 89 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,779 BUT YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE THE EDUCATED TYPE. 90 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,251 OH, YEAH? 91 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:11,589 READ IT AND WEEP. 92 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,745 I'M A CERTIFIED COLLEGE DROPOUT. 93 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:14,923 PLEASE. 94 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:16,761 EVERYONE KNOWS 20th CENTURY COLLEGES 95 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:19,086 WERE BASICALLY EXPENSIVE DAY CARE CENTERS. 96 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,162 THAT'S TRUE. 97 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:21,599 BY CURRENT ACADEMIC STANDARDS 98 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:24,304 YOU'RE MERELY A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT. 99 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:26,698 WHAT?! THAT'S NOT FAIR. 100 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,440 I DESERVE THE SAME RESPECT ANY OTHER COLLEGE DROPOUT GETS. 101 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:33,508 BY GOD, I'M GOING TO ENROLL HERE AT MARS UNIVERSITY 102 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,136 AND DROP OUT ALL OVER AGAIN. 103 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:36,942 YOU WON'T LAST TWO WEEKS. 104 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:39,383 AH, THANKS FOR BELIEVING IN ME. 105 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:47,952 YO, CLASSMATE, WHATCHA TAKING? 106 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,615 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 107 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,563 PROFESSOR, WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THIS SEMESTER? 108 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:53,888 SAME THING I TEACH EVERY SEMESTER. 109 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:56,804 "THE MATHEMATICS OF QUANTUM NEUTRINO FIELDS." 110 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,896 I MADE UP THE TITLE SO THAT NO STUDENT WOULD DARE TAKE IT. 111 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:03,573 "MATHEMATICS OF WONTON BURRITO MEALS." 112 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:04,640 I'LL BE THERE. 113 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:05,707 PLEASE, FRY. 114 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,135 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TEACH. 115 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,340 I'M A PROFESSOR. 116 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,642 SEE YOU IN CLASS. 117 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:12,082 [ Exasperated Growl ] 118 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,001 THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. 119 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,114 [ Bender ] BINGO. 120 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:40,706 OH, MAMA. [ Wolf Whistles ] 121 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:43,842 OH, YEAH. 122 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,054 SOMEONE'S BEEN A BAD COMPUTER. 123 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,006 [ Robots Gasp ] 124 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,215 [ Bender ] GET A LOAD OF THAT! 125 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,348 [ All Yelling ] 126 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,352 [ Loud Crashing ] 127 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:56,855 I SAY 128 00:05:56,956 --> 00:05:59,856 YOU'VE DAMAGED OUR SERVANTS QUARTERS 129 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,289 AND OUR SERVANTS. 130 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:05,064 THIS TIME, ROBOT HOUSE HAS GONE TOO FAR. 131 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,095 CHEESE IT! 132 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,711 HEY, HUH? 133 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:14,035 PRETTY NICE FOR A SINGLE. 134 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,411 TWO DESKS, TWO CHAIRS, A COUPLE OF BEDS 135 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:17,379 [ Knocking ] 136 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:18,548 A WOODPECKER. 137 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,706 I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY YOUR ROOMMATE. 138 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,384 OH, RIGHT, COOL. 139 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:25,423 COME ON IN, ROOMIE. 140 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,393 WHAT THE-- 141 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,557 I CALL TOP BUNK. 142 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,086 [ Spits ] [ Sighs ] 143 00:06:37,329 --> 00:06:40,769 MY ROOMMATE'S A MONKEY? BRILLIANT DEDUCTION. 144 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,067 YOU'RE A CREDIT TO YOUR SPECIES. 145 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,740 AH, FRY. I SEE YOU'VE MET GUENTER. 146 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:47,338 YOU KNOW EACH OTHER? 147 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:49,141 GUENTER IS MY EXPERIMENT. 148 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,812 HE WAS THE TOP-SECRET CONTENTS OF THIS STINKING CRATE. 149 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,783 I'D RATHER LIVE IN A CRATE 150 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:57,152 THAN SHARE A ROOM WITH THIS DORK. 151 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,820 SO WHAT MAKES GUENTER TALK? 152 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,618 IS HE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED? 153 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,251 OH, PLEASE. 154 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:05,315 THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS SCIENCE FICTION MUMBO JUMBO. 155 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,255 GUENTER'S INTELLIGENCE ACTUALLY LIES 156 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,930 IN HIS ELECTRONIUM HAT 157 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:11,328 WHICH HARNESSES THE POWER OF SUNSPOTS 158 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:13,370 TO PRODUCE COGNITIVE RADIATION. 159 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:17,166 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR BREATH, PROFESSOR. 160 00:07:17,269 --> 00:07:19,509 HE'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT. 161 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:20,966 I UNDERSTOOD THE WORD "HAT." 162 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,444 PLEASE, STOP BICKERING. 163 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:25,143 I ARRANGED THAT YOU BE ROOMMATES FOR A REASON... 164 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,875 SO I'D ONLY HAVE TO REMEMBER ONE PHONE NUMBER. 165 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:29,950 NOW SHAKE HANDS AND MAKE UP. 166 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:33,290 YOU WANT A BANANA? 167 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,686 I DON'T EAT BANANAS. 168 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:38,128 I PREFER BANANA-FLAVORED ENERGY BARS MADE FROM TOFU. 169 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:40,955 I DON'T LIKE YOU. 170 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,195 [ Beeps ] 171 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:48,637 [ Chuckles ] 172 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:50,395 THIS IS GOING TO BE A CAKE WALK. 173 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:53,374 WELCOME TO THE HISTORY OF THE 20th CENTURY. 174 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,813 LOOK TO YOUR LEFT, THEN TO YOUR RIGHT. 175 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,138 THEN IN NINE OTHER DIRECTIONS. 176 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:01,545 ONE OF THE 12 OF YOU WILL NOT PASS THIS CLASS. 177 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:02,749 BORING. 178 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,190 LET'S HEAR ABOUT WALTER MONDALE ALREADY. 179 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:06,545 BE FOREWARNED. 180 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,393 THE ONLY SURE WAY TO GET AN "A" IN THIS CLASS 181 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,758 IS TO HAVE LIVED IN THE 20th CENTURY. 182 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:12,758 SWISH. 183 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,530 [ Beeping ] 184 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,497 [ Electrical Crackling ] 185 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:18,496 YOU WERE SAYING, MR. FRY? 186 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,198 I'M FROM THE 20th CENTURY. 187 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,870 GO AHEAD. ASK ME ANYTHING. 188 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:25,668 VERY WELL. WHAT DEVICE INVENTED IN THE 20th CENTURY 189 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:28,383 ALLOWED PEOPLE TO VIEW BROADCAST PROGRAMS 190 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:29,605 IN THEIR OWN HOMES? 191 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:34,079 OH, I KNOW THIS. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? LITE-BRITE. 192 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,581 [ Electrical Crackling ] 193 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:39,222 [ Scoffing Chuckle ] I BELIEVE THE ANSWER IS THE TELEVISION. 194 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:42,518 VERY GOOD, MR. GUENTER. 195 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:43,523 WOW. 196 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:47,294 SMART AND CUTE. 197 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,034 WHAT I LOVE ABOUT BEING DEAN OF STUDENTS 198 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:57,204 IS THE PEACE AND QUIET AND THE RESPECT I RECEIVE. 199 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:58,213 [ Phone Rings ] 200 00:08:58,304 --> 00:08:59,914 NOW WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT? 201 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:03,439 [ Woman ] Dean Vernon, the students from Robot House are here. 202 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,043 ROBOT HOUSE. 203 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:06,554 HEY, DEAN. 204 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,717 NICE LOOKING MODEL. 205 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,115 YOU KEEP AWAY FROM IT! 206 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,916 YOU ROBOTS ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS UNIVERSITY. 207 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,249 WHENEVER A FIRE ALARM IS PULLED 208 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,064 IT'S ROBOT HOUSE. 209 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:19,555 WHENEVER THE CAMPUS LIQUOR STORE IS LOOTED, ROBOT HOUSE. 210 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,929 WHENEVER A HUMAN CORPSE IS DESECRATED-- 211 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:23,728 NOW, I CAN EXPLAIN THAT. 212 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,671 THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU. 213 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,065 FROM THIS DAY FORTH 214 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:30,567 ROBOT HOUSE IS ON DODECA-TUPLE SECRET PROBATION. 215 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,071 NO FAIR! MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME. 216 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,673 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME 217 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:37,854 I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE ONE THING THAT'S KEPT ME SANE 218 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:41,945 THESE PAST EIGHT YEARS, MY MODEL SHIP. 219 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,418 FAT-BOT, NO! 220 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:47,147 WHEN I GET NERVOUS, I GET HUNGRY. 221 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,190 CHEESE IT! 222 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:52,758 [ Dean ] ROBOT HOUSE! 223 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,931 SO, CHRISSY, WE SEEM TO BE HITTING IT OFF. 224 00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:58,929 IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING LATER 225 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,702 MIGHT I ESCORT YOU TO A KEGGER? 226 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,841 NOT EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON MARS. 227 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,483 HEY, YOU LIKE BANANAS? 228 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,022 I GOT HER NUMBER. 229 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,518 HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM BANANAS? 230 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,050 OOH! 231 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:25,564 AND THEREFORE, BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION 232 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,388 THE ELECTRON MUST TASTE LIKE GRAPE-ADE. 233 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:31,395 SORRY. I OVERSLEPT. 234 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:33,368 UNTIL 5:00 P.M.? 235 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,996 IT'S THAT OBNOXIOUS MONKEY. 236 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,841 HE KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT WITH HIS CONSTANT THINKING. 237 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,737 JUST THINKING AND THINKING. 238 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,810 HE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 239 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,008 DON'T BE JEALOUS. 240 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,640 WITHOUT HIS SPECIAL HAT 241 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,305 GUENTER MIGHT BE NO MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU. 242 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,983 OH! I HATE THAT RODENT. 243 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:53,222 FRY, THAT MONKEY IS MY MOST IMPORTANT EXPERIMENT. 244 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,150 IF YOU TWO DON'T STOP FIGHTING 245 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:56,924 I'LL HAVE YOU BOTH NEUTERED. 246 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:57,924 [ Chuckles ] 247 00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,064 THAT'LL SHOW HIM. 248 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,828 [ String Quartet Playing ] 249 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:09,743 DEAN VERNON, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY PARENTS, LEO AND INEZ. 250 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,196 AH, MR. AND MRS. WONG. 251 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,173 I'M SO GLAD WE COULD ADMIT AMY 252 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,843 IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR GENEROUS CONTRIBUTION. 253 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:18,112 HOW MUCH MORE FOR PHI BETA KAPPA? 254 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,581 HOW MUCH YOU GOT? 255 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,118 SORRY I'M LATE. 256 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,246 I WAS OFF AT A STUDY SESSION 257 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,851 WITH CHRISSY. 258 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,756 OH, I'M GLAD YOU MADE IT, GUENTER 259 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,129 BECAUSE IN HONOR OF PARENTS WEEKEND 260 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:36,426 I HAVE A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU. 261 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,627 MOM! DAD! 262 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,201 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 263 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,369 [ Monkeys Chattering ] 264 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,110 THIS IS SO HUMILIATING. 265 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,076 NOW, THESE MONKEYS I LIKE. 266 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,976 [ Chattering ] 267 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,037 WHAT'S THAT? 268 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,754 YOU WANT TO COME OUT? 269 00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:56,724 NO! STOP! 270 00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:02,992 [ Appalled Gasps ] 271 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,220 I SAY. 272 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,233 WHAT'S THAT THEY'RE FLINGING AT US? 273 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,286 OH, DEAR LORD. 274 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,634 ALL OVER THE DEAN. 275 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,327 HEY, UH, GUENTER, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP 276 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,299 ON THE CHANDELIER WITH YOUR PARENTS 277 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,569 AND I'LL TAKE A PICTURE. 278 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,338 [ Groans ] 279 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,144 WELL, LOOKS LIKE THIS PARTY'S WINDING DOWN. 280 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,170 LET'S TAKE A ROAD TRIP TO TIJUANA 281 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,814 AND GET FAT-BOT SOME ACTION. 282 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,951 [ Cheering ] 283 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,306 IT'S MY FIRST TIME. 284 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,483 I'M REALLY NERVOUS. 285 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,621 ROBOT HOUSE! 286 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,656 WHAT YOU DID TO GUENTER WAS CRUEL. 287 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,599 AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING LIKE AN AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL 288 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,095 I THINK WE LEARNED WHO THE REAL ANIMAL WAS TODAY. 289 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,597 YOU MEAN PEER PRESSURE? 290 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,304 LOOK OUT. 291 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,502 HE'S GOT A GUN! 292 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,511 LEAVE ME ALONE. 293 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:54,975 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 294 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,105 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE BANANAS. 295 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,480 OF COURSE I DO. 296 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,607 I TRY SO HARD TO FIT IN 297 00:13:00,712 --> 00:13:03,622 BUT SEEING MY PARENTS ACT LIKE THAT 298 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:07,186 MADE ME REALIZE I'M JUST A PRIMITIVE BEAST. 299 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,457 HEY, HEY, CHEER UP. 300 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,624 NOT EVERYONE TURNS OUT LIKE THEIR PARENTS. 301 00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:11,962 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. 302 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,628 MY FOLKS WERE HONEST, HARDWORKING PEOPLE. 303 00:13:14,726 --> 00:13:17,526 BESIDES, GUENTER, YOU'RE NOT LIKE OTHER MONKEYS. 304 00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:18,969 YOU'VE GOT THE HAT. 305 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,496 SO WHAT? I MEAN, SURE, IT LOOKS COOL AND IT MAKES ME SMART 306 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,301 BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY. 307 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:27,913 [ Sobbing ] 308 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,178 THAT'S SO SAD. 309 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,075 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MONKEYS COULD CRY. 310 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,648 THEY CAN'T. IT'S ALL THE HAT. 311 00:13:34,746 --> 00:13:38,716 [ Loud Sobbing ] 312 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:39,987 LOOK, GUENTER 313 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,346 IF YOU'RE SO MISERABLE HERE 314 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,563 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE. 315 00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:44,755 THE JUNGLE... 316 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,997 BUT I COULDN'T DO THAT TO THE PROFESSOR. 317 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,995 I'M HIS PRIZE EXPERIMENT 318 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,256 AND HE'S LIKE A FATHER TO ME. 319 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,925 BUT HE'S NOT YOUR FATHER. 320 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,573 THAT GUY IN THE PUNCH BOWL WAS YOUR FATHER. 321 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,678 [ Farnsworth ] LOOK AT HIM. 322 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,047 I'M SO PROUD. 323 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,775 [ Fry ] THANKS, PROFESSOR. 324 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,020 NOT YOU. 325 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,415 [ Electrical Crackling ] 326 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,677 [ Sighs ] 327 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,191 [ Sarcastic Chuckling ] 328 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,532 [ Drums Playing ] 329 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,198 [ Drums Get Louder ] 330 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,379 [ Panting ] 331 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,535 [ Gasping ] 332 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,316 [ Agonized Shriek ] 333 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,784 [ Chattering ] 334 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,491 [ Glass Breaking ] 335 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:54,264 OH, I ALWAYS FEARED HE MIGHT RUN OFF LIKE THIS. 336 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,230 WHY? WHY? 337 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,300 WHY DIDN'T I BREAK HIS LEGS?! 338 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,743 OH, POOR GUENTER. 339 00:15:09,841 --> 00:15:12,681 SO HE JUST RAN AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EXAM? 340 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,448 I'M AFRAID SO. 341 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:18,487 ALL HE HANDED IN WAS A PAPER SMEARED WITH FECES. 342 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,915 HE TIED WITH FRY. 343 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,319 I GUESS HE REALIZED I WAS RIGHT 344 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,161 WHEN I TOLD HIM TO GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE. 345 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,085 YOU WHAT?! AFTER I SPENT MONTHS 346 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,432 SLAVING OVER A HOT MONKEY BRAIN? 347 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,758 HEY, DON'T BLAME ME. 348 00:15:29,861 --> 00:15:31,861 YOU TRIED TO FORCE GUENTER TO BE A HUMAN 349 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,195 BUT HE'S AN ANIMAL. HE BELONGS IN THE WILD... OR IN THE CIRCUS 350 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,872 ON ONE OF THOSE TINY TRICYCLES. 351 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,770 NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT. 352 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,610 BUT GUENTER'S OBVIOUSLY 353 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,806 BETTER OFF BEING INTELLIGENT. 354 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,008 TELL HIM, LEELA. 355 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,850 UH-UH. I'M STAYING OUT OF THIS. 356 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,145 NOW, HERE'S MY OPINION. 357 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,646 WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS... 358 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,149 [ Whispering ] 359 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,180 WHAT?! 360 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,954 I SAID... WE'LL GO TO THE JUNGLE 361 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,293 AND LET GUENTER DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL. 362 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,659 WHAT?! 363 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,467 YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES. 364 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,295 WHICHEVER HOUSE WINS THE REGATTA 365 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:08,999 BECOMES HEAD OF THE GREEK COUNCIL 366 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,671 AND SHOULD THAT HOUSE 367 00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:14,709 CURRENTLY BE ON ANY TYPE OF MULTIPLE SECRET PROBATION 368 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,007 IT WILL BE LIFTED 369 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:19,479 AND I WILL BE FORCED TO SERVE AS GRAND MARSHAL 370 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,378 OF A PARADE HONORING THEM. 371 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,220 I SAY, ROBOT HOUSE. 372 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:28,487 YOUR WATERCRAFT IS AS ILL- DESIGNED AS YOU YOURSELVES. 373 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:29,687 GOOD ONE, CHET. 374 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,688 [ Laughing ] 375 00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:37,196 OH, YEAH? WATCH THIS! 376 00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:43,002 [ Belching ] 377 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,170 WELL, I NEVER. 378 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:50,013 FRATERNITIES... ON YOUR MARKS. 379 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,610 [ Air Hissing ] 380 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,851 HEY. 381 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,518 WOW, THE JUNGLES ON MARS LOOK 382 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,748 JUST LIKE THE JUNGLES ON EARTH. 383 00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:02,022 JUNGLES ON EARTH? 384 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,061 [ Laughing ] 385 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,526 I SEE SOME MOVEMENT UP THERE. 386 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,625 I THINK IT'S HIM. 387 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,686 STAND BACK. 388 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:16,802 OOPS. 389 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,813 DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL BE FINE 390 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,144 ONCE THE TRANQUILIZER WEARS OFF. 391 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:26,747 THERE'S OUR MAN. 392 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,952 PROFESSOR, YOU'LL OFFER GUENTER THE HAT, AND FRY 393 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,420 YOU'LL OFFER HIM THE BANANA. 394 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,219 WE'LL LET HIM CHOOSE WHETHER HE WANTS TO BE INTELLIGENT 395 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,563 OR JUST A MINDLESS ANIMAL. 396 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,326 [ Murmuring Agreement ] 397 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,404 COME ON, GUENTER, TAKE THE HAT. 398 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,127 NO, THE BANANA, THE BANANA. 399 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,402 CONSIDER THE PHILOSOPHICAL AND METAPHYSICAL 400 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,600 RAMIFICATIONS OF THE... 401 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,071 BANANA, BANANA, BANANA. 402 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,641 WAIT. WHAT'S THAT SOUND? 403 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,439 [ Rock Music Playing ] 404 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,942 HEY, BENDER, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A SHORTCUT? 405 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,175 NOT AS SURE AS I WAS AN HOUR AGO. 406 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,292 [ All Yelling ] 407 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:13,262 [ All Yelling ] 408 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:23,599 AND THE WINNER IS... 409 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,812 ROBOT HOUSE?! 410 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:29,014 [ All ] WHOA... WHOA... WHOA! 411 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,153 [ Leela ] NO! 412 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,820 HELP! 413 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,516 [ Relieved Sighs ] 414 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,162 THANK GOD THIS LOG IS STURDY. 415 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,795 PUT ON THE HAT, GUENTER. 416 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,901 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE US. 417 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,010 STUPID MONKEY. 418 00:19:06,077 --> 00:19:07,577 NO! NOT THERE. 419 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,980 KEEP TRYING. 420 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,151 [ Quizzical Grunts ] 421 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,063 EUREKA! THE HAT GOES ON THE HEAD. 422 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:19,525 IT'S ALL SO OBVIOUS NOW. 423 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,985 [ Log Splintering ] HELP US, GUENTER! 424 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,264 OH, MY GOODNESS. 425 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,073 HANG ON! I NEED TO DO SOME CALCULATIONS! 426 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:28,074 THE DECIMAL GOES... 427 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,996 CARRY THE SEVEN... GOT IT! 428 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,506 GRAB ON! 429 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,352 WE'RE SAVED! 430 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,451 APPRECIATE IT, GUENTER. 431 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,761 HURRY, GUENTER! CLIMB UP THE VINE! 432 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,429 YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELF! 433 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,458 WHY BOTHER? 434 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,533 I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LIVE FOR. 435 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,631 I WAS MISERABLE AS A GENIUS 436 00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,802 AND AS A MONKEY, I WAS SO DUMB 437 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,272 I TRIED TO WEAR A HAT ON MY BUTT. 438 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,042 [ Snickering ] 439 00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:10,308 THERE'S JUST NO PLACE FOR ME IN THIS WORLD. 440 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,640 ALTHOUGH, ON THE OTHER HAND... 441 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:18,054 [ Yelling ] 442 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,620 [ Distant Thud ] 443 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,389 OH, THAT POOR, SWEET MONKEY. 444 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,059 WELL, LET'S GO GATHER HIM UP. 445 00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:26,485 THERE'S NO SENSE LETTING HIM GO TO WASTE. 446 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:31,330 GUENTER! YOU'RE ALIVE. 447 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,001 I GUESS THE HAT MUST HAVE BROKE MY FALL. 448 00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,639 IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING AT ONLY HALF CAPACITY 449 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,067 BUT I CAN FIX IT. 450 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,811 NO, WAIT! I LIKE IT LIKE THIS. 451 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,277 I ACTUALLY FEEL SORT OF... HAPPY. 452 00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,246 BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR SUPER INTELLIGENCE? 453 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,246 WHEN I HAD THAT, THERE WAS TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO USE IT. 454 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,919 ALL I WANT OUT OF LIFE IS TO BE 455 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,648 A MONKEY OF MODERATE INTELLIGENCE WHO WEARS A SUIT. 456 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,663 THAT'S WHY I'VE DECIDED TO TRANSFER TO BUSINESS SCHOOL. 457 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:02,127 NO!! 458 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,628 [ Marching Band Playing ] 459 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,095 COME ON, EVERYONE! 460 00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:15,173 BIG PARTY AT ROBOT HOUSE! 461 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,113 * YOU KNOW YOU MAKE ME WANNA * SHOUT * 462 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,779 * KICK MY HEELS UP AND * SHOUT * 463 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,877 * THROW MY HANDS UP AND * SHOUT * 464 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,620 * THROW MY HEAD BACK AND * SHOUT * 465 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:23,854 * COME ON, NOW 466 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,550 * DON'T FORGET TO SAY YOU WILL 467 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,223 * DON'T FORGET TO SAY, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * 468 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,063 * SAY YOU WILL * 469 00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,557 * SAY IT RIGHT NOW, BABY 470 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,031 * SAY YOU WILL * 471 00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:37,697 * COME ON, COME ON 472 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,027 * SAY YOU WILL * 473 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,331 * SAY THAT YOU... 474 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:41,702 * SAY YOU WILL * 475 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,800 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * 476 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,142 * SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME 477 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,036 * SAY THAT YOU NEED ME 478 00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:47,637 * SAY THAT YOU WANT ME 479 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,240 * YOU WANT TO PLEASE ME 480 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,712 * COME ON, NOW...