1 00:00:01,137 --> 00:00:04,517 [ Announcer ] FUTURAMA IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... 2 00:00:04,551 --> 00:00:06,451 GLAGNAR'S HUMAN RINDS. 3 00:00:06,482 --> 00:00:08,522 IT'S A BUNCHA MUNCHA CRUNCHA HUMANS! 4 00:00:08,551 --> 00:00:09,931 [ Loud Crunch ] 5 00:00:39,826 --> 00:00:41,756 [ Grunting With Effort ] 6 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:47,478 [ Opener Grinds Loudly ] 7 00:00:50,481 --> 00:00:53,031 [ Squeaking And Panting ] 8 00:00:53,067 --> 00:00:54,967 OOH! 9 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,620 [ Snuffling ] 10 00:00:57,655 --> 00:01:00,025 [ Ravenous Gobbling ] 11 00:01:00,067 --> 00:01:02,967 AW, SOMEBODY LIKES SNOUTS. 12 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 IS IT ME? 13 00:01:04,896 --> 00:01:07,026 [ Humming ] 14 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,307 OH, MY HEAD! 15 00:01:08,343 --> 00:01:09,763 MY PRECIOUS HEAD! 16 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:12,003 OH! 17 00:01:12,034 --> 00:01:13,524 [ Gasping ] 18 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,521 STUPID CAN OPENER! 19 00:01:15,551 --> 00:01:18,971 YOU KILLED MY FATHER AND NOW YOU'VE COME BACK FOR ME! 20 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,210 YOU ALL RIGHT, BENDER? 21 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,030 UH, YEAH, I GUESS SO. 22 00:01:22,067 --> 00:01:25,307 BUT I DON'T SEE WHY WE KEEP THIS TICKING TIME BOMB AROUND 23 00:01:25,343 --> 00:01:26,723 JUST FOR THAT DUMB ANIMAL! 24 00:01:26,757 --> 00:01:28,857 DON'T YELL AT NIBBLER LIKE THAT. 25 00:01:28,896 --> 00:01:30,306 YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS. 26 00:01:30,343 --> 00:01:32,003 COME ON, PET HIM AND MAKE UP. 27 00:01:32,033 --> 00:01:33,483 NO! 28 00:01:33,516 --> 00:01:35,786 I SAID PET HIM. 29 00:01:35,826 --> 00:01:37,236 I'LL PET HIM. 30 00:01:37,275 --> 00:01:39,615 I'LL PET HIM WITH BOTH HANDS! 31 00:01:39,655 --> 00:01:40,995 [ Snarling ] 32 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:42,003 OW, MY ASS! 33 00:01:42,033 --> 00:01:43,413 GET OFF! GET OFF! 34 00:01:43,448 --> 00:01:44,588 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 35 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:47,000 EH, IT'S NOTHING A LAWSUIT WON'T CURE! 36 00:01:47,033 --> 00:01:48,313 NOT YOU. 37 00:01:48,343 --> 00:01:51,033 [ Nibbler Whimpers ] 38 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,547 OH, POOR BABY. 39 00:01:52,585 --> 00:01:54,025 CHIPPED A FANG. 40 00:01:54,067 --> 00:01:55,547 [ Kissing Sounds ] 41 00:01:55,585 --> 00:01:57,405 HEY, I GOT A BUSTED ASS HERE! 42 00:01:57,448 --> 00:01:59,278 I DON'T SEE ANYONE KISSING IT! 43 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:02,000 ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING. 44 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,240 REMEMBER: 45 00:02:14,275 --> 00:02:15,475 ROVER GETS THE PILL 46 00:02:15,516 --> 00:02:17,306 AND PEPPER GETS THE SUPPOSITORY. 47 00:02:17,343 --> 00:02:18,833 NEXT! 48 00:02:23,137 --> 00:02:24,027 OW! 49 00:02:24,068 --> 00:02:25,828 [ Groaning ] 50 00:02:25,861 --> 00:02:27,101 AH, IT'S JUST A SIMPLE BROKEN FANG. 51 00:02:27,137 --> 00:02:28,137 NOTHING SERIOUS. 52 00:02:28,171 --> 00:02:29,971 WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY THERE, DOCTOR? 53 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,830 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT HIM DOWN? 54 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,621 NO, I... BUT I... 55 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:35,135 TERRIBLE SHAME, THAT. 56 00:02:35,171 --> 00:02:36,661 SHALL I DO THE HONORS? 57 00:02:38,586 --> 00:02:40,096 NO! OW! 58 00:02:40,137 --> 00:02:41,687 [ Grunting ] 59 00:02:41,723 --> 00:02:42,933 YOU ABOUT DONE? 60 00:02:42,965 --> 00:02:45,205 NEXT TIME I'M KEEPING IT. 61 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,660 WELL, I BELIEVE I HAVE A REPLACEMENT FANG FOR YOUR PET 62 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:48,788 IN THE NEXT ROOM. 63 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:51,761 [ Loud Roar ] 64 00:02:51,793 --> 00:02:53,483 [ Groaning ] 65 00:02:53,516 --> 00:02:55,516 [ Screaming ] 66 00:02:57,793 --> 00:02:59,623 WELL, UH... 67 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:01,585 THE JAGUAR DIDN'T WANT TO COOPERATE 68 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:03,930 BUT LUCKILY HE KNOCKED ONE OF MY TEETH OUT. 69 00:03:03,965 --> 00:03:05,275 NOW, THEN... 70 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,660 OW! 71 00:03:08,758 --> 00:03:11,408 HEY, WHAT ARE THESE RINGS IN NIBBLER'S FANG? 72 00:03:11,448 --> 00:03:13,208 UM, I'M STILL A LITTLE WOOZY 73 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,070 FROM A GAZELLE KICK THIS MORNING 74 00:03:15,103 --> 00:03:17,483 BUT IF HE'S ANYTHING LIKE THE COMMON TREE 75 00:03:17,516 --> 00:03:19,066 THE RINGS MIGHT INDICATE HIS AGE. 76 00:03:19,103 --> 00:03:21,033 [ Chortling ] YEAH, WELL, GOOD LUCK. 77 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,688 IT WOULD TAKE SOME KIND OF GENIUS 78 00:03:22,723 --> 00:03:24,033 TO COUNT ALL THOSE RINGS. 79 00:03:24,068 --> 00:03:25,898 HE'S FIVE. 80 00:03:28,103 --> 00:03:30,213 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUNG NIBBLER. 81 00:03:31,723 --> 00:03:35,553 AW, LOOK HOW CUDDLY HE LOOKS IN HIS NEW CAPE. 82 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:38,516 I'D BE CUDDLY, TOO, IF SOMEONE GAVE ME A NEW CAPE. 83 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:41,690 WHO'S PLAYING "PIN THE TAIL ON THE MOON MAGGOT"? 84 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:44,593 OOH, ME! EVERYONE WATCH HOW GOOD I AM! 85 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:50,720 [ Beeping ] 86 00:03:58,033 --> 00:04:01,243 YAY! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! 87 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:04,095 WHAT PRIZE DO I GET, CASH? 88 00:04:04,137 --> 00:04:05,857 [ Amy ] HEY, LOOK AT NIBBLER! 89 00:04:05,895 --> 00:04:07,615 [ Licking Sounds ] 90 00:04:07,655 --> 00:04:10,095 AW, HE'S HOLDING A SPOON. 91 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:12,477 HE'S SO TALENTED. 92 00:04:12,516 --> 00:04:13,616 YOU CALL THAT TALENT? 93 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:15,065 GATHER 'ROUND OL' BENDER 94 00:04:15,103 --> 00:04:17,863 AND GET READY FOR THE SHOW OF A LIFETIME. 95 00:04:17,896 --> 00:04:21,546 [ Whistling "Sweet Georgia Brown" ] 96 00:04:27,826 --> 00:04:29,306 TA-DA! 97 00:04:30,862 --> 00:04:31,522 OH! 98 00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:34,000 NOW, HE'S WEARING A HAT! 99 00:04:34,033 --> 00:04:36,483 COME ON, LET'S ALL SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." 100 00:04:36,516 --> 00:04:39,136 ♪ WHAT DAY IS TODAY 101 00:04:39,172 --> 00:04:41,792 ♪ IT'S NIBBLER'S BIRTHDAY ♪ 102 00:04:41,826 --> 00:04:44,586 ♪ WHAT A DAY FOR A BIRTHDAY 103 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:47,450 ♪ LET'S ALL HAVE SOME CAKE. 104 00:04:47,481 --> 00:04:50,311 [ Fry ] ♪ AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE, TOO. 105 00:04:50,343 --> 00:04:52,383 [ Applause ] 106 00:04:52,413 --> 00:04:53,453 HEY! 107 00:04:53,481 --> 00:04:54,721 WHAT ABOUT THIS? 108 00:04:54,757 --> 00:04:56,407 [ Whistling "Sweet Georgia Brown" ] 109 00:04:56,447 --> 00:04:57,717 [ Leela ] BENDER 110 00:04:57,757 --> 00:04:59,857 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE COOKING FOR THIS PARTY. 111 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:02,446 FINE. WE'LL HAVE RACK OF NIBBLER. 112 00:05:02,482 --> 00:05:03,832 JUST MAKE A SIMPLE CAKE. 113 00:05:03,862 --> 00:05:06,762 AND THIS TIME IF SOMEONE'S GOING TO JUMP OUT OF IT 114 00:05:06,793 --> 00:05:08,143 MAKE SURE TO PUT THEM IN 115 00:05:08,172 --> 00:05:09,522 AFTERYOU COOK IT. 116 00:05:09,550 --> 00:05:12,340 SO IT'S A CAKE YOU WANT, IS IT? 117 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:16,269 I'LL MAKE YOU A CAKE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET. 118 00:05:19,413 --> 00:05:20,903 [ Evil Laughter ] 119 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:23,790 THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF THOSE ANNOYING RATS. 120 00:05:23,826 --> 00:05:25,996 NOW, TO MAKE A CAKE SO DELICIOUS 121 00:05:26,033 --> 00:05:30,313 THEY'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LOVE AND WORSHIP ME. 122 00:05:30,343 --> 00:05:32,653 [ Whistling "Sweet Georgia Brown" ] 123 00:05:44,723 --> 00:05:47,453 [ Whirring ] 124 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,410 [ Humming ] 125 00:05:55,447 --> 00:05:56,647 [ Bell Ringing ] 126 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,477 THERE! 127 00:06:00,516 --> 00:06:03,446 THIS WILL TEACH THOSE FILTHY BASTARDS WHO'S LOVABLE. 128 00:06:03,482 --> 00:06:05,862 NOW, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SPELL CHECK IT 129 00:06:05,896 --> 00:06:08,166 AND IT'S READY FOR MY ADMIRING PUBLIC. 130 00:06:14,689 --> 00:06:16,449 NO! GET AWAY FROM THERE. 131 00:06:16,481 --> 00:06:18,171 [ Slurping ] 132 00:06:18,206 --> 00:06:19,266 [ Loud Chomping ] 133 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:20,720 [ Angry Moaning ] 134 00:06:22,793 --> 00:06:23,833 [ Burping ] 135 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:26,032 THAT'S IT! 136 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,620 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 137 00:06:30,654 --> 00:06:33,454 [ Flushing ] 138 00:06:35,067 --> 00:06:36,097 BENDER, WHAT'S GOING... 139 00:06:36,137 --> 00:06:36,997 [ Gasping ] 140 00:06:37,033 --> 00:06:38,413 [ Gurgling ] 141 00:06:38,447 --> 00:06:40,377 NO! 142 00:06:40,413 --> 00:06:43,003 HEY, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M USING THE TOILET? 143 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:49,617 [ Sobbing ] 144 00:06:49,654 --> 00:06:53,214 BENDER, HOW COULD YOU FLUSH NIBBLER DOWN THE TOILET? 145 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,240 WELL, STEP ONE, I HAD TO LIFT THE SEAT. 146 00:06:55,274 --> 00:06:57,314 THAT WAS THE FIRST LITTLE ANNOYANCE. 147 00:06:57,343 --> 00:06:58,723 AM I RIGHT, MEN? 148 00:06:58,757 --> 00:07:01,207 AREN'T YOU UPSET AT ALL? 149 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,590 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I FLUSHED FRY DOWN THE TOILET? 150 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,140 ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 151 00:07:07,172 --> 00:07:10,212 YOU HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR ANYONE ELSE'S FEELINGS. 152 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,620 OF COURSE I DO. 153 00:07:11,654 --> 00:07:13,524 RIGHT NOW, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. 154 00:07:13,550 --> 00:07:14,380 YOU DO? 155 00:07:14,413 --> 00:07:15,483 YEAH. I MEAN 156 00:07:15,516 --> 00:07:17,956 ONE CANTALOUPE-SIZED BLOODSHOT EYE. 157 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,860 YOU AIN'T WINNING NO BEAUTY PAGEANTS, LADY. 158 00:07:21,896 --> 00:07:24,376 [ Crying ] 159 00:07:24,413 --> 00:07:26,553 AND SO WE SAY "GOOD-BYE" 160 00:07:26,586 --> 00:07:29,026 TO OUR BELOVED PET, NIBBLER 161 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:33,647 WHO'S GONE TO A PLACE WHERE I, TOO, HOPE ONE DAY TO GO-- 162 00:07:33,689 --> 00:07:34,829 THE TOILET. 163 00:07:34,862 --> 00:07:36,652 [ Sobbing ] 164 00:07:41,206 --> 00:07:42,406 [ Flushing ] 165 00:07:45,826 --> 00:07:47,336 I WOULDN'T FEEL SO BAD 166 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:50,999 IF BENDER JUST UNDERSTOOD THE PAIN HE CAUSED ME. 167 00:07:51,033 --> 00:07:52,413 [ Bender Laughs ] 168 00:07:52,447 --> 00:07:54,337 Give it to me 169 00:07:54,379 --> 00:07:55,479 straight, Doctor. 170 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,066 Don't sugarcoat it. 171 00:07:57,103 --> 00:07:58,623 Very well. 172 00:07:58,654 --> 00:07:59,974 Your entire family died 173 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,140 when a plane piloted by your fiancée 174 00:08:02,172 --> 00:08:04,142 crashed into your uninsured home. 175 00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:06,072 And you have inoperable cancer. 176 00:08:06,103 --> 00:08:07,523 [ Laughing ] 177 00:08:07,550 --> 00:08:11,270 BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT ONE, CALCULON! 178 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:14,830 IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SIMPLE HUMANOID EMOTION. 179 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:15,932 I WISH JUST ONCE 180 00:08:15,964 --> 00:08:18,214 BENDER COULD FEEL EXACTLY WHAT I FEEL. 181 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,720 ACTUALLY, THROUGH THE MIRACLE OF SCIENCE 182 00:08:20,757 --> 00:08:22,027 THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. 183 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:23,207 UH-OH. IS THIS GOING 184 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,830 TO BE ANOTHER CRAZY EXPERIMENT 185 00:08:24,862 --> 00:08:27,212 THAT CROSSES A LINE MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO CROSS? 186 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:30,450 [ Woman ] The official death toll 187 00:08:30,481 --> 00:08:34,481 in that tragic rocket crash has now been raised to 54,000. 188 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:36,307 [ Snickering ] 189 00:08:36,344 --> 00:08:37,484 [ Shouting ] 190 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,897 HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HEAD? 191 00:08:40,931 --> 00:08:42,241 I NEED TO TINKER IN IT. 192 00:08:42,274 --> 00:08:44,934 WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE A POTTED PLANT LIKE FRY? 193 00:08:44,965 --> 00:08:46,165 QUIET YOU. 194 00:08:46,206 --> 00:08:48,206 I'M INSTALLING AN "EMPATHY CHIP." 195 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,970 AND THAT'LL ALLOW BENDER TO FEEL OTHER PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS? 196 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,520 YES... IF BY "ALLOW" YOU MEAN "FORCE." 197 00:08:54,551 --> 00:08:55,901 OW... OOH... SON OF A... 198 00:08:55,931 --> 00:08:56,901 OH, DEAR! 199 00:08:56,931 --> 00:08:59,171 OH, MY! UH-OH! 200 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,856 ONCE MORE. 201 00:09:01,895 --> 00:09:02,895 STEADY NOW! 202 00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:04,071 THERE WE GO. 203 00:09:05,931 --> 00:09:10,031 NOW, I'LL SIMPLY TUNE IT TO LEELA'S EMOTIONAL FREQUENCY. 204 00:09:11,654 --> 00:09:12,864 MY GOD! 205 00:09:12,895 --> 00:09:15,755 I'M OVERCOME WITH... FEELINGS. 206 00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:18,833 I'M EXPERIENCING A POWERFUL YEARNING TO... 207 00:09:18,861 --> 00:09:22,031 TO CRAM MY GULLET FULL OF MACKEREL HEADS. 208 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:23,587 THAT'S ME, BABY. 209 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:25,590 HMM... 210 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:28,520 NOW I'M WORRIED THAT I'M NOT AS SMART AS LEELA. 211 00:09:28,551 --> 00:09:29,831 BUT AT THE SAME TIME 212 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,031 I FEEL RELIEVED THAT I'M CUTER THAN HER. 213 00:09:32,067 --> 00:09:33,587 UH, THAT'S ME. 214 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,000 [ Whispering ] THANKS FOR COVERING. 215 00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:38,241 THIS TIME I MISS NIBBLER 216 00:09:38,274 --> 00:09:40,214 AND I'M FEELING NOSY AND OPINIONATED. 217 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:40,900 BINGO! 218 00:09:40,931 --> 00:09:42,071 THAT'S LEELA. 219 00:09:42,102 --> 00:09:42,902 THANK YOU, PROFESSOR. 220 00:09:42,931 --> 00:09:44,171 I'M HAPPY BENDER 221 00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:45,646 CAN FINALLY FEEL MY PAIN. 222 00:09:45,688 --> 00:09:47,688 HAPPY... I LIKE THIS FEELING. 223 00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:50,834 JUST DON'T REVERT TO YOUR USUAL MOPEY SELF. 224 00:09:50,861 --> 00:09:52,031 I'M NOT MOPEY. 225 00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,207 YOU SHUT UP. 226 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,590 ANGER, HUH? 227 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,480 HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL ANGER 228 00:09:56,517 --> 00:09:58,757 YOU ONE-EYED JERK WITH A DEAD PET! 229 00:09:58,793 --> 00:10:00,383 [ Laughing ] 230 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:03,273 [ Sobbing ] 231 00:10:03,309 --> 00:10:04,929 [ Sobbing ] 232 00:10:06,586 --> 00:10:08,826 [ Crowd Chattering Happily ] 233 00:10:08,861 --> 00:10:11,001 THANKS FOR TAKING ME OUT, AMY. 234 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:13,003 I FEEL SLIGHTLY LESS MISERABLE ALREADY. 235 00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:15,073 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD CHEER YOU UP? 236 00:10:15,102 --> 00:10:16,902 YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF A PUPPY. 237 00:10:16,931 --> 00:10:17,901 A PUPPY? 238 00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:19,071 [ Sniffling ] 239 00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:21,452 NIBBLER LOVED TO EAT PUPPIES. 240 00:10:21,481 --> 00:10:23,001 [ Crying ] 241 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,383 [ Crying ] 242 00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:25,863 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 243 00:10:25,895 --> 00:10:28,095 I MISS NIBBLER. 244 00:10:28,136 --> 00:10:28,966 YOU DO? 245 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 HELL, NO! 246 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:31,593 IT'S LEELA'S STUPID FEELINGS. 247 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:33,900 WHY CAN'T SHE JUST DRINK HERSELF HAPPY 248 00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:35,241 LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? 249 00:10:35,274 --> 00:10:36,904 [ Crying ] 250 00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:39,101 [ Guzzling ] 251 00:10:42,447 --> 00:10:44,757 [ Jealous Growl ] 252 00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:46,173 UH-OH, JEALOUSY. 253 00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:48,266 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HOT! 254 00:10:48,309 --> 00:10:49,069 WHA...?! 255 00:10:49,102 --> 00:10:50,072 THE ONLY REASON 256 00:10:50,102 --> 00:10:51,102 YOU GET ALL THE GUYS 257 00:10:51,136 --> 00:10:53,586 IS BECAUSE YOU DRESS LIKE A TRAMP. 258 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:56,450 THEY'RE JUST RESPONDING TO MY PERSONALITY. 259 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,031 UH, LEELA, ARMANDO AND I 260 00:10:58,067 --> 00:11:01,447 ARE GOING TO THE BACKSEAT OF HIS CAR FOR COFFEE. 261 00:11:01,481 --> 00:11:04,521 YOU GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT HERE BY YOURSELF? 262 00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:06,521 SURE. I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. 263 00:11:06,551 --> 00:11:10,451 REALLY-- YOU TWO GO ENJOY YOURSELVES. 264 00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:13,034 I'M SO LONELY. 265 00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:15,997 I'M GOING TO GO EAT A BUCKET OF ICE CREAM. 266 00:11:16,033 --> 00:11:19,553 [ Crying ] 267 00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:21,786 THE SPOON'S IN THE FOOT POWDER. 268 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,031 [ Sniffling ] 269 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,377 [ Bender Groans ] 270 00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:32,243 I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE. 271 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:36,314 I CAN'T LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE WITHOUT POOR, SWEET NIBBLER. 272 00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:37,554 TOO BAD HE WASN'T AN ALLIGATOR. 273 00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:39,206 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU FLUSH THOSE THINGS 274 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,550 THEY STAY ALIVE IN THE SEWERS. 275 00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:41,856 REALLY?YEP. 276 00:11:41,895 --> 00:11:44,335 MY FRIEND'S COUSIN'S CASEWORKER SAW ONE ONCE. 277 00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:45,969 IT'S A WIDELY BELIEVED FACT. 278 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,410 HMM, SEWERS. 279 00:11:48,447 --> 00:11:50,517 THINKING, THINKING, THINKING. 280 00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:51,621 [ Bell Rings ] 281 00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:53,174 HANG ON, NIBBLER! 282 00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:55,376 UNCLE BENDER'S COMING TO SAVE YOU. 283 00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:59,173 [ Flushing ] 284 00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:00,546 DAMN, IT'S TOO SMALL. 285 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:04,446 WHAT DO THOSE HUMANS DESIGN THIS FOR, ANYWAY? 286 00:12:08,033 --> 00:12:11,593 AHA! BENDER, ONE. TOILET, ZERO. 287 00:12:13,206 --> 00:12:14,966 [ Flushing ] 288 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,240 SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE. 289 00:12:17,274 --> 00:12:18,454 [ Gurgling ] 290 00:12:18,481 --> 00:12:19,721 [ Knocking On Door ] 291 00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,408 BENDER? BENDER?! 292 00:12:21,447 --> 00:12:23,717 HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOMBRERO? 293 00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:24,928 [ Gasps ] 294 00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:31,932 NOW HE'S FLUSHED HIMSELFDOWN THE TOILET? 295 00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:33,615 WHO'S HE GOING TO FLUSH NEXT? 296 00:12:33,654 --> 00:12:34,764 HEY, IT'S YOUR FAULT. 297 00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:35,793 HE ONLY FLUSHED HIMSELF 298 00:12:35,826 --> 00:12:37,716 BECAUSE YOUR EMOTIONS MADE HIM FEEL BAD. 299 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,858 YOU'RE RIGHT. 300 00:12:38,895 --> 00:12:40,095 I FEEL TERRIBLE. 301 00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:41,206 OH, GREAT. 302 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,900 NOW YOU'RE MAKING HIM FEEL WORSE. 303 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:45,691 I GUESS WE'D BETTER GO DOWN INTO THE SEWERS AND LOOK FOR HIM. 304 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:46,724 ARE YOU CRAZY? 305 00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,378 THERE'S MUTANTS DOWN THERE. 306 00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:49,973 THEY'LL EAT YOU ALIVE. 307 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,550 THEY'RE HIDEOUS! 308 00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:54,026 [ Screaming ] 309 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,067 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MUTANTS. 310 00:12:56,102 --> 00:12:57,972 THAT'S A RIDICULOUS URBAN MYTH. 311 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,690 OH, DON'T BE SO SURE. 312 00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:01,344 MANY SCIENTISTS BELIEVE 313 00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:03,899 HUMANS REALLY COULD MUTATE DOWN THERE 314 00:13:03,931 --> 00:13:08,521 DUE TO EXPOSURE TO TOXIC WASTE AND RADIOACTIVE RUNOFF 315 00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:11,481 AND GOOD OLD AMERICAN FECES. 316 00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:14,377 GOD BLESS AMERICA. 317 00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:20,965 PHEW! 318 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,790 LADIES FIRST. 319 00:13:22,826 --> 00:13:24,136 [ Yelling ] 320 00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,622 [ Splash ] 321 00:13:25,654 --> 00:13:26,974 [ Fry Sputtering ] 322 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,100 UGH! AND THE AFTERTASTE. 323 00:13:33,136 --> 00:13:33,856 [ Screams ] 324 00:13:33,895 --> 00:13:34,515 WHAT IS IT? 325 00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:36,031 I BURNED MY FINGER. 326 00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:38,827 OKAY, CHECK THE GUIDEBOOK. 327 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,831 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE UNDER PARK AVENUE. 328 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,071 OOH, RITZY. 329 00:13:43,102 --> 00:13:45,452 JUST THINK, ALL THIS WAS PROBABLY ONCE 330 00:13:45,481 --> 00:13:47,211 A CHARITY LUNCHEON FOR THE MET. 331 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,310 [ Clanking ] 332 00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:49,384 WAIT, WHAT'S THAT? 333 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,903 [ Groaning ] 334 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,621 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE THROWN OUT THE MANUAL. 335 00:13:53,654 --> 00:13:56,694 BENDER, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE. 336 00:13:56,724 --> 00:14:00,934 I KNOW, BUT I JUST MISSED NIBBLER SO MUCH. 337 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,235 [ Sobbing ] 338 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:03,934 HE WAS SO CUTE. 339 00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:05,615 HE WAS SO SWEET. 340 00:14:05,654 --> 00:14:09,694 YUCK. THIS EMOTIONAL DISPLAY IS MAKING ME NAUSEOUS. 341 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,034 OR MAYBE IT'S WHATEVER THAT IS. 342 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:14,687 NIBBLER? 343 00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:16,904 NIBBLER? 344 00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,381 IT'S NO USE. 345 00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:20,243 WE'D BETTER TURN BACK. 346 00:14:20,274 --> 00:14:21,724 WHICH WAY, FRY? 347 00:14:21,758 --> 00:14:24,788 HMM. ACCORDING TO THIS MAP, THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH... 348 00:14:24,826 --> 00:14:26,096 THAT PIPE. 349 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,412 DON'T WORRY, IT GETS WIDER AFTER ABOUT A MILE. 350 00:14:31,447 --> 00:14:33,027 IDIOT. IDIOT. 351 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,547 OKAY, OKAY, NEVER MIND. 352 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:37,266 I'LL JUST ASK THOSE PEOPLE FOR DIRECTIONS. 353 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,829 [ Muttering ] 354 00:14:40,309 --> 00:14:41,269 MUTANTS! 355 00:14:41,309 --> 00:14:42,269 [ Screams ] 356 00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:43,789 [ Screams ] 357 00:14:43,826 --> 00:14:44,786 [ Beeping ] 358 00:14:44,826 --> 00:14:46,856 [ Screaming ] 359 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,720 [ Leela ] MUTANTS! 360 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:51,828 THEY'RE REAL. 361 00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:52,971 [ Screaming ] 362 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,970 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 363 00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:58,136 BACK. BACK. 364 00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:02,072 THANKS, HANDSOME. 365 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,552 PLEASE, DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED. 366 00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:04,546 WE'RE HARMLESS. 367 00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,136 I HAVE THREE ARMS. 368 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,592 I SAID HARMLESS, NOT ARMLESS. 369 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:08,590 LAY OFF HIM. 370 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,240 YOU KNOW HE'S ONLY GOT ONE EAR. 371 00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:12,414 HEY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE EATING OUR BRAINS? 372 00:15:12,447 --> 00:15:13,407 YOU'RE MUTANTS. 373 00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:14,587 MUTANTS? 374 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,930 PERHAPS IT IS YOU WHO ARE THE MUTANTS. 375 00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:18,025 PLEASE, DWAYNE. 376 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:20,517 HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR LATELY? 377 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,620 WELCOME TO OUR VILLAGE. 378 00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:26,104 IT MAY NOT BE PARIS, BUT IT HAS A CERTAIN... 379 00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:29,376 QUAINT CHARM THAT I, FOR ONE, WOULDN'T TRADE FOR THE WORLD. 380 00:15:29,413 --> 00:15:32,033 YOU GUYS REALIZE YOU LIVE IN A SEWER, RIGHT? 381 00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,207 PERHAPS. 382 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,860 BUT PERHAPS YOUR CIVILIZATION 383 00:15:34,895 --> 00:15:38,065 IS MERELY THE SEWER OF AN EVEN GREATER SOCIETY ABOVE YOU. 384 00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:39,482 NO, WE'RE ON THE TOP. 385 00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:40,967 DAYLIGHT AND EVERYTHING. 386 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,620 OH. 387 00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:43,724 IT MUST BE WONDERFUL. 388 00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:44,338 EH. 389 00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:45,619 LISTEN, WE ACTUALLY 390 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,724 CAME DOWN HERE TO FIND OUR PET, NIBBLER. 391 00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:49,408 HE GOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET. 392 00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:51,827 WELL, IF HE GOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET 393 00:15:51,861 --> 00:15:53,651 HE PROBABLY CAME THROUGH HERE. 394 00:15:53,688 --> 00:15:55,068 EVERYTHING ALWAYS DOES. 395 00:15:55,102 --> 00:15:56,902 FOLLOW ME. 396 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,650 ALL THAT IS OURS 397 00:15:59,688 --> 00:16:02,028 WAS ONCE FLUSHED DOWN YOUR TOILETS. 398 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,857 OVER THERE IS OUR AQUARIUM. 399 00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:05,585 THIS IS OUR LIBRARY. 400 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:08,170 NOTHING BUT CRUMPLED PORNO AND AYN RAND. 401 00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:10,446 AND OVER HERE IS OUR CHURCH. 402 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,722 WOW, YOU GUYS WORSHIP AN UNEXPLODED NUCLEAR BOMB? 403 00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,518 YEAH, BUT NOBODY'S THAT OBSERVANT. 404 00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:19,721 IT'S MAINLY A CHRISTMAS AND EASTER THING. 405 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:22,208 NIBBLER? 406 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,310 COME TO DADDY, SWEETIE-OOKUMS. 407 00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:28,174 SO, IS IT TRUE THAT ALLIGATORS FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET 408 00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:29,236 SURVIVE DOWN HERE? 409 00:16:29,274 --> 00:16:30,934 NO. THAT'S JUST AN URBAN LEGEND. 410 00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:32,305 THEN WHAT ARE THOSE? 411 00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:33,384 CROCODILES. 412 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:34,723 WE KEEP THEM AS PETS. 413 00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:36,588 THEN, WHEN THEY GROW TOO LARGE 414 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,690 WE FLUSH THEM DOWN 415 00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:39,454 INTO THE SUB-SEWER. 416 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:42,931 SOME SAY THERE'S A FREAKISH RACE OF SUB-MUTANTS DOWN THERE. 417 00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:45,405 PLEASE, THAT'S JUST A SUB-URBAN LEGEND. 418 00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:48,167 OH? THEN I SUPPOSE YOU ALSO DON'T BELIEVE IN... 419 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,646 EL CHUPANIBRE. 420 00:16:50,688 --> 00:16:52,068 [ All Gasping ] 421 00:16:52,102 --> 00:16:54,692 EL CHUPANIBRE? WHAT'S THAT? 422 00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:57,274 [ Guitar Strumming ] 423 00:16:58,172 --> 00:16:59,792 GATHER 'ROUND, CHILDREN 424 00:16:59,826 --> 00:17:02,026 FOR THE LEGEND OF EL CHUPANIBRE. 425 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:05,957 ♪ HE CREEPS AND CRAWLS IN THE MIDNIGHT HUSH ♪ 426 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,380 ♪ SILENT AS A LOW-FLOW TOILET FLUSH ♪ 427 00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:10,593 ♪ WATCH YOUR STEP, 'CAUSE SOONER OR LATER ♪ 428 00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:13,029 ♪ HE'LL EAT YOU WHOLE AND HALF YOUR ALLIGATOR. ♪ 429 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,027 CROCODILE. 430 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,407 - WHATEVER. - [ Snorts ] 431 00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,208 WAIT, OUR PET NIBBLER 432 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,000 LOVES FRESH CROCODILE. 433 00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:20,934 IT'S HIS FAVORITE TREAT. 434 00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:22,794 HE MUST BE EL CHUPANIBRE. 435 00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:23,996 HEY, YEAH. 436 00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:27,344 YOU UNLEASHED THE DREADED EL CHUPANIBRE UPON US? 437 00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:29,378 THEN YOU ARE OUR SWORN ENEMIES. 438 00:17:29,413 --> 00:17:31,863 [ All Shouting ] 439 00:17:31,895 --> 00:17:33,135 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 440 00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,722 HE WOULD NEVER HURT PEOPLE. 441 00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:36,308 LET US HELP YOU CAPTURE HIM. 442 00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:37,764 IMPOSSIBLE. 443 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,212 IF THE LEGEND IS TRUE 444 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,280 OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO OFFER HIM A SNACK-RIFICE. 445 00:17:42,309 --> 00:17:43,959 YES, AN UNSPOILED VIRGIN. 446 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,100 I VOLUNTEER. 447 00:17:45,136 --> 00:17:46,786 NICE TRY, LEELA 448 00:17:46,826 --> 00:17:49,136 BUT WE'VE ALL SEEN ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S WEB PAGE. 449 00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:51,212 [ Laughing ] 450 00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:54,409 OH, I MADE MYSELF FEEL BAD. 451 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,028 SHE'LL HAVE TO DO. CHAIN HER TO THE POST. 452 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,074 AND RIP HER SHIRT A LITTLE. 453 00:18:02,826 --> 00:18:06,896 BEHOLD. WHEN EL CHUPANIBRE COMES FOR THE... "VIRGIN" 454 00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:09,411 HE WILL BE SNARED BY THIS ROPE TRAP. 455 00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:10,788 SHH. 456 00:18:10,826 --> 00:18:12,756 EL CHUPANIBRE COMES SOON. 457 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,072 IT IS NIGHTFALL. 458 00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,243 NIGHTFALL? 459 00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:17,135 HOW CAN YOU TELL DOWN HERE? 460 00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:18,212 [ Splashing ] 461 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,690 THE TIDE IS COMING IN. 462 00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,903 QUIET. THE BEAST APPROACHES. 463 00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:25,861 [ Footsteps ] 464 00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:26,995 [ All Yelling ] 465 00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:34,648 [ Gasps ] 466 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:38,724 NIBBLER! 467 00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:40,828 AH, COME HERE, PRECIOUS. 468 00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:43,652 LOOK, EVERYONE, IT'S EL CHUPANIBRE. 469 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,099 THAT'S NOT EL CHUPANIBRE. 470 00:18:45,136 --> 00:18:45,856 SAY WHAT? 471 00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:47,235 THAT'SEL CHUPANIBRE. 472 00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:49,545 [ Growling ] 473 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,276 [ Screams ] 474 00:18:53,689 --> 00:18:55,519 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 475 00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:01,962 [ High-Pitched Scream ] 476 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,170 [ High-Pitched Scream ] 477 00:19:04,654 --> 00:19:05,964 BENDER, DO SOMETHING. 478 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,450 I'M TOO SCARED. 479 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,961 LEELA, YOUR "SCAREDNESS" IS BEING TRANSMITTED STRAIGHT TO BENDER. 480 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,830 IF YOU CARE ABOUT NIBBLER, STOP CARING ABOUT HIM. 481 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,102 I CAN'T. 482 00:19:15,136 --> 00:19:16,516 I LOVE EVERY LIVING CREATURE. 483 00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:17,310 EVEN ME? 484 00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:18,244 AS A FRIEND. 485 00:19:18,275 --> 00:19:19,025 DAMN. 486 00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,277 [ Sobbing ] 487 00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:21,589 LISTEN TO ME, LEELA. 488 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,449 I'M AN EXPERT AT NOT CARING. 489 00:19:23,481 --> 00:19:26,211 THE SECRET IS TO STOP GIVING A RAT'S ASS 490 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,480 ABOUT ANYONE ELSE 491 00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:30,787 AND START THINKING OF THE THINGS THAT YOU WANT-- 492 00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:32,066 THAT YOU DESERVE-- 493 00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:33,863 THAT THE WORLD OWES YOU. 494 00:19:35,172 --> 00:19:37,552 WELL, I COULD USE A NEW TANK TOP. 495 00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:39,096 BIGGER! BIGGER! 496 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,516 A FASHIONABLE TANK TOP, AND DESIGNER BOOTS 497 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:44,340 ENCRUSTED WITH JEWELS. 498 00:19:44,378 --> 00:19:45,688 DON'T STOP NOW. 499 00:19:45,723 --> 00:19:47,963 YOU'LL NEED SOME PANTS TO GO WITH THAT OUTFIT. 500 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,030 YEAH. 501 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,517 AND I COULD AFFORD IT ALL 502 00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:53,100 IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO FEED THAT STUPID NIBBLER. 503 00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:54,446 BENDER IS BACK. 504 00:19:54,481 --> 00:19:56,101 I'LL SAVE YOU, NIBBLER. 505 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,617 AW. 506 00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,342 BENDER'S GOING TO BE KILLED! 507 00:20:07,378 --> 00:20:09,028 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I COULD USE? 508 00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:11,097 A WEEKEND AT ONE OF THOSE FANCY SPAS. 509 00:20:11,136 --> 00:20:12,336 AND A TOBLERONE. 510 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,408 HUH? 511 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,448 [ Flushing ] 512 00:20:28,481 --> 00:20:29,901 [ Roaring ] 513 00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:31,521 [ Gurgling ] 514 00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:33,030 YAY! YOU DID IT! 515 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,277 [ Cheering ] 516 00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:37,479 LET'S HAVE A TISSUE TAPE PARADE. 517 00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:38,687 [ Bender ] NO, THANKS. 518 00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:42,651 [ Splash ] 519 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:45,449 [ Whimpering ] 520 00:20:45,481 --> 00:20:48,241 GATHER 'ROUND, CHILDREN, TO HEAR THE LEGEND OF BENDER. 521 00:20:48,275 --> 00:20:52,025 ♪ HE CAME FROM ABOVE WITH... 522 00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:53,957 IT'S GOING TO BE MANY A YEAR 523 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,140 BEFORE SOMEONE FLUSHES ANOTHER GUITAR STRING. 524 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,756 THAT WAS A DISGUSTING STORY. 525 00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:04,032 AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO BENDER. 526 00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:05,337 I LOVE YOU, BENDER. 527 00:21:05,378 --> 00:21:06,998 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 528 00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:09,344 GET THAT STUPID CHIP OUT OF ME 529 00:21:09,378 --> 00:21:10,998 BEFORE I KILL MYSELF. 530 00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:15,383 BENDER, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS 531 00:21:15,413 --> 00:21:17,833 BUT THE EMPATHY CHIP BURNED OUT. 532 00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:21,962 THE EMOTION YOU FELT FOR NIBBLER WAS ACTUALLY YOUR OWN. 533 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,590 HUH. LOOKS LIKE BENDER LEARNED AN IMPORTANT LESSON 534 00:21:24,619 --> 00:21:27,279 ABOUT RESPECTING OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS AFTER ALL. 535 00:21:27,309 --> 00:21:28,899 [ All Agreeing ] 536 00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:30,551 NO, I'M WRONG. 537 00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:33,336 THE EMPATHY CHIP WAS RUNNING AT TRIPLE CAPACITY. 538 00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:36,138 AND I STILL BARELY FELT ANYTHING. 539 00:21:36,172 --> 00:21:37,862 GOOD NIGHT, LOSERS. 540 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:42,520 YOU KNOW, BENDER MAY NOT HAVE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM ME 541 00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:45,410 BUT I THINK I ACTUALLY LEARNED SOMETHING FROM HIM. 542 00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:47,588 SO LONG, JERKWADS! 543 00:21:47,619 --> 00:21:50,959 SO LONG.