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[ Announcer ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
CONAN O'BRIEN'S HEAD.

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[ Applause ]

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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

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LET'S GET STARTED.

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MAX, PLAY ME OVER.

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AH!

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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
FORGOT TO FEED MAX.

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[ Laughs ]

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SO, PEOPLE ARE GETTING
PRETTY WORRIED

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ABOUT THIS Y2K PROBLEM, HUH?

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NO, THEY FIXED THAT
900 YEARS AGO.

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JUST BEAR WITH ME, SIR.

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ANYWAY, I'M WALKING
TO WORK THIS MORNING...

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I DOUBT IT.

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LISTEN, PAL

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I MAY HAVE LOST
MY FREAKISHLY LONG LEGS

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IN THE WAR OF 2012

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BUT I'VE STILL GOT SOMETHING
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE--

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A SOUL.

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EH.

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AND FRECKLES.

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[ Sobbing ]

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WELL, I'M OUT OF MATERIAL.

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YOU CAN CATCH ME NEXT WEEK
AT THE ANDROMEDA CHUCKLE HUT.

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ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST.

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[ Applause ]

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[ Bender ]
AH, LET'S FACE IT.

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COMEDY'S A DEAD ART FORM.

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NOW, TRAGEDY...

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[ Laughs ]

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THAT'S FUNNY.

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COME ON, EVERYONE,
PERHAPS SOME SKIING

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WILL HELP US FORGET
THE MOLDY OLD ANTICS

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OF CONAN O'BRIEN.

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GREAT IDEA.

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WE CAN ONLY HOPE.

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[ Fry ]
THIS SNOW IS BEAUTIFUL.

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I'M GLAD GLOBAL WARMING
NEVER HAPPENED.

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ACTUALLY, IT DID,
BUT THANK GOD

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NUCLEAR WINTER
CANCELED IT OUT.

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HI.

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ENOUGH OF YOUR
MINDLESS CHITCHAT.

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LET'S GET GOING.

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JAH DAMN IT, WE'RE STUCK.

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AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT
COLD-BLOODED.

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[ Shivering ]

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SWEET LION OF ZION.

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LOOK AT THE
PROFESSOR GO.

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[ Snoring ]

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[ Fry ]
LOOK OUT!

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WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT
FOR THOSE TREES.

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YEAH, YEAH, RELAX.

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TREES DOWN.

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[ Computer ]
Trees down.

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COOL.

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WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU
WANT THE TREES UP?

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[ Computer ]
Trees up.

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[ Weakly ]
TREES DOWN.

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[ Computer ]
Trees down.

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LOOKING GOOD, BEEFBALL.

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EXCUSE ME, SIR,
YOU'RE OFF THE TRAIL.

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LICK MY FROZEN METAL ASS.

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[ Laughing ]

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UH-OH.

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Bender Screaming ]

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YOU, A BOBSLEDDER?

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THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE.

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LISTEN, YOU FILTHY CRAB.

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A THOUSAND YEARS AGO

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THERE WAS A LEGENDARY TEAM
OF JAMAICAN BOBSLEDDERS.

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YEP, I REMEMBER.

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THEY CAME IN LAST
AT THE OLYMPICS

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THEN RETIRED TO PROMOTE
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES.

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A TRUE INSPIRATION
FOR THE CHILDREN.

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[ Beeping ]

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UM, A LITTLE HELP, PLEASE.

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Laughing ]

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WHOA!

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[ Laughing ]

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OH, WHAT THE HELL.

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[ Screaming ]

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YOU POOR MAN.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

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WELL, THERE I WAS ON
THE TRIPLE DIAMOND SLOPE

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WHEN SUDDENLY...

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OH, EXCUSE ME.

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HELLO, THERE.

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[ Snoring ]

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AH, NOTHING LIKE A WARM FIRE

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AND A SUPER SOAKER
OF FINE COGNAC.

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YEAH, IT REALLY PUTS YOU
IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.

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WHAT-MAS?
CHRISTMAS.

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YOU KNOW, X-M-A-S.

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OH, YOU MEAN XMAS.

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YOU MUST BE USING
AN ARCHAIC PRONUNCIATION.

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LIKE WHEN YOU SAY "ASK"
INSTEAD OF "AXE."

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XMAS, HUH?

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[ Sighing ]

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YOU KNOW, THIS WILL BE
MY FIRST XMAS AWAY FROM HOME.

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HEY, HEY.

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LET ME AXE YOU
SOMETHING.

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WOULD IT CHEER YOU UP

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IF WE WENT AND CUT DOWN
AN XMAS TREE?

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YEAH, AN OLD-FASHIONED
XMAS TREE.

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HEY, THESE AREN'T
XMAS TREES.

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HO-HO, HUH?

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THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
SOME KIND OF PINE TREE.

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PINE TREES HAVE BEEN EXTINCT
FOR 800 YEARS, FRY.

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GONE THE WAY OF THE POODLE

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AND YOUR PRIMITIVE NOTIONS
OF MODESTY.

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AH, BRISK.

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THIS ISN'T THE WAY
CHRISTMAS IS SUPPOSED TO BE.

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THERE, THERE.

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EVERYTHING'S CHANGED.

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THAT'S NOT TRUE.

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[ Laser Sounds ]

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* OH, XMAS TREE, OH, XMAS TREE

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* BA-BOO-BE-BOO, BAH-BE-BOH...

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OW!

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EVERY CHRISTMAS,
MY MOM WOULD GET

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A FRESH GOOSE
FOR GOOSEBURGERS

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AND MY DAD
WOULD WHIP UP

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HIS SPECIAL EGGNOG
OUT OF BOURBON
AND ICE CUBES.

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Crashing ]

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THIS DUMB HOLIDAY JUST MAKES ME

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THINK OF ALL THE THINGS
I LEFT BEHIND.

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LET'S JUST STOP
TALKING ABOUT XMAS.

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HAPPY XMAS, XMAS PEOPLE!

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XMAS CARDS HAVE ARRIVED.

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XMAS!

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AMY, THERE YOU GO.

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FRY, PROFESSOR, ZOIDBERG....

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A MIGHTY HAUL FOR BENDER.

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YES! I GOT THE MOST!

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I WIN XMAS!

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AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST

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THE SWEET FLOWER
OF THE OFFICE...

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ME, HERMES CONRAD.

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AH... A PICTURE OF MY MOMMY.

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HUH? WHAT'S THIS?

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A CARD FROM MY COUSIN ZOIDFARB.

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[ Chuckling ]

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INSTEAD OF CLAUS,
HE WRITES "CLAWS."

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NOW, THAT'S HUMOROUS.

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TODAY'S COMEDIANS
COULD LEARN FROM THIS CARD.

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[ Sighing ]

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[ Sniffling ]

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WHAT'S THE POINT OF XMAS

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WHEN EVERYONE YOU KNOW
DIED A THOUSAND YEARS AGO?

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I'M THE LONELIEST PERSON
ON EARTH.

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HEY, LEELA

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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SYMPATHY
HERE, HUH?

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[ Crying ]

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YOIKS. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

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FLUH. SHE'S AN ORPHAN.

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YES, AND THE ONLY
ONE OF HER SPECIES

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IN ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

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WHAT A LONELY LIFE.

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MY GOD. POOR LEELA.

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HEY, BUDDY.

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HEARD YOU NEEDED
CHEERING UP.

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WELL, OLD BENDER
WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH.

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* LOOK AT ME, LOOK

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* BE-DA-BAH-BOO,
DE-DA-BE-BAH-BOOM... *

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[ Crying ]

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AW, MAN, I GOT
TO WORK ON MY ACT.

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I FEEL LIKE A RAT.

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HERE I AM WHINING LIKE A PIG

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WHILE ALL ALONG,
LEELA WAS AS LONELY AS A FROG.

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I COULD KICK MYSELF.

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I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.

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OW!

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THANKS.

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YOU SHOULD BE

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ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, FRY.

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YOU'D HAVE TO BE BLIND
NOT TO NOTICE

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THAT LEELA'S A CYCLOPS.

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FRY'S OVER THERE, MON.

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OH?

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[ Sighs ]

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XMAS EVE--

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ANOTHER POINTLESS DAY
WHERE I ACCOMPLISH NOTHING.

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[ Slurps ]

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[ Sighs ]

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The holiday season is a time
of celebration for most

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but it is also
a time to remember

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the tragic suffering
of the less fortunate.

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Earthlings do not yet know
the meaning of suffering.

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[ Evil Laughter ]

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[ Laughing ]

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Earlier today,
I visited a shelter

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for down-and-out robots--

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Homeless robots,
too poor to afford

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even the basic alcohol they need
to fuel their circuits.

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Is there anything sadder?

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Only drowning puppies

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and there would have to be
a lot of them.

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WHERE YOU GOING, BENDER?

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TO VOLUNTEER AT A LIQUOR KITCHEN
FOR HOMELESS ROBOTS.

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YEAH, RIGHT.

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AS IF YOU EVER DID
ANYTHING CHARITABLE.

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I'M VERY GENEROUS.

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WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME
I GAVE BLOOD?

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WHOSE BLOOD?

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SOME GUY'S.

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I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
TO SHOW LEELA HOW SORRY I AM.

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SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

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SIMPLY GET DOWN
ON YOUR CLAWS

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AND DO THE APOLOGY DANCE.

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* YA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA...

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SO IT'S LEFT, LEFT,
RIGHT... WAIT!

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I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

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I'LL GO OUT AND GET HER
THE PERFECT XMAS PRESENT--

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SOMETHING SO GREAT, SHE'LL NEVER
WANT TO BE UNHAPPY AGAIN.

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JUST BE BACK
BY SUNDOWN, MON.

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WE'LL SEE. I
LIKE TO HAGGLE.

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YOU CAN'T STAY OUT ON XMAS EVE.

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YOU'LL BE KILLED.

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SAY WHAT?

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GOOD LORD!

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HE DOESN'T KNOW
ABOUT SANTA CLAUS.

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I KNOW ABOUT SANTA CLAUS.

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BACK IN 2801,
THE FRIENDLY ROBOT COMPANY

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BUILT A ROBOTIC SANTA
TO DETERMINE

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WHO'D BEEN NAUGHTY
AND WHO'D BEEN NICE

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AND DISTRIBUTE PRESENTS
ACCORDINGLY

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BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

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WOW, 2801.

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ANYWAY...

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WAIT, YOU FOOL!

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DUE TO A PROGRAMMING ERROR

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SANTA'S STANDARDS
WERE SET TOO HIGH

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AND HE INVARIABLY JUDGES
EVERYONE TO BE NAUGHTY.

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IF HE CATCHES YOU
AFTER DARK

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HE'LL CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD

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AND STUFF YOUR NECK
FULL OF TOYS

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FROM HIS SACK OF HORRORS.

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[ Gulps ]

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NICE MEETING YOU.

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WELCOME, BROTHER.

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MAY THE BLESSINGS OF
THE SEASON BE UPON YOU.

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YEAH, YEAH, AMEN.

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LISTEN, I'M ONE OF THOSE
LAZY, HOMELESS BUMS

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I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT.

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COULD YOU POINT ME
TO THE FREE BOOZE?

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OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH.

250
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,037
THERE'S THIS GIRL
WHO I REALLY LIKE

251
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,369
BUT SHE THINKS
I'M A JERK.

252
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,744
CAN YOU HELP ME?

253
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,982
YEAH, THERE'S A SUICIDE BOOTH
IN THE FOOD COURT--

254
00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,747
THOUGH THERE'S A LINE
THIS TIME OF YEAR.

255
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:47,976
NO, I NEED TO GET
HER A GIFT

256
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,321
AND I NEED IT BEFORE SUNDOWN.

257
00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:50,175
WELL, YOU CAN'T

258
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,323
GO WRONG
WITH SOMETHING TRADITIONAL--

259
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,488
A SURFACE-TO-SANTA
ROCKET LAUNCHER.

260
00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,486
IT COMES WITH THREE
JOLLY-SEEKING MISSILES.

261
00:10:56,588 --> 00:10:57,488
[ Laughs ]

262
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,560
THAT'S FUNNY.

263
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,888
[ Beeping, Engine Revving ]

264
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:00,987
CAREFUL, SIR.

265
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,827
[ Slurps ]

266
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:05,832
[ Gulps ]

267
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,232
OH, YEAH.

268
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,043
YOU FILTHY HOBOS
SURE KNOW HOW TO LIVE.

269
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,396
HEY, CHIEF

270
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,514
SOMEONE'S STEALING YOUR
HANDKERCHIEF FULL OF CRAP.

271
00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:14,535
HMM?
[ Gulping ]

272
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,010
AH.

273
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,679
[ Cockney Accent ]
EXCUSE ME, SIR.

274
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,508
MIGHT I HAVE A SIP OF BOOZE?

275
00:11:19,611 --> 00:11:21,381
I'M SORRY, TINNY TIM.

276
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,950
SEEMS WE RAN OUT EARLY TONIGHT.

277
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,351
I UNDERSTAND.

278
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,521
[ Coughs ]

279
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,959
MY GOD, THAT POOR KID.

280
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,256
[ Chuckles ]

281
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,086
[ Fry ]
YOU'RE THE LAST STORE OPEN.

282
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,262
I NEED SOMETHING
FOR MY FRIEND LEELA.

283
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,238
JUST GIVE ME
YOUR BEST ANIMAL.

284
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,035
BEST? WELL, THAT'S
A MATTER OF OPINION.

285
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:46,236
I PERSONALLY LIKE
THE ELECTRIC SNAIL.

286
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,408
[ Sizzles ]

287
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:48,636
THAT'S A STUPID ANIMAL.

288
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:49,641
YOU'RE STUPID.

289
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,113
I SAID I WANT
THE BEST ONE.

290
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,151
NOW WHICH COSTS MORE--
THE PARROT OR THE STINK LIZARD?

291
00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:55,776
THE LIZARDS ARE A BUCK EACH.

292
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,083
THE PARROT IS $500.

293
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,123
[ Whistles ]

294
00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,787
THAT'S A HELL OF A GOOD PARROT.

295
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,886
ALTHOUGH, I COULD GET 500
LIZARDS FOR THE SAME PRICE.

296
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,920
GIRLS LIKE SWARMS OF LIZARDS,
RIGHT?

297
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,834
SIR, THE STORE IS CLOSING
IN TWO MINUTES.

298
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,957
OKAY, OKAY. I'LL TAKE
THE 500 LIZARDS.

299
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,062
NO, WAIT.

300
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:11,973
YES.

301
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,165
NO. YES.

302
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:14,665
YES. YES.

303
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:15,768
THE PARROT.

304
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,639
[ Squawks ]

305
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,511
WELL, I SPENT EVERY PENNY I HAD

306
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,906
BUT I BET
LEELA'S GOING TO LOVE YOU.

307
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,079
[ Squawks ]

308
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,147
HEY, YOU'RE QUITE THE TALKER,
AREN'T YOU?

309
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,145
[ Squawks ]

310
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,676
SHUT THE HELL UP!

311
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,252
OW!

312
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,590
STUPID BIRD,
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

313
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,128
HEY, IT'S LEELA.

314
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,800
SORRY I STORMED
OUT BEFORE.

315
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,998
I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN
EVERYONE'S XMAS.

316
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,840
HUH? YOU WERE GONE?

317
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,766
IT'S JUST THAT
I GET TIRED OF FRY

318
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,440
ALWAYS ONLY
THINKING OF HIMSELF.

319
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,468
I HEAR THAT.

320
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,272
I AXE HIM TO SET THE TABLE.

321
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,975
INSTEAD HE GOES OUT
TO BUY YOU A PRESENT.

322
00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:58,977
SELFISH DOG.

323
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,948
WAIT. YOU MEAN
HE'S STILL OUT?

324
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,278
HIS LIFE'S IN DANGER.

325
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,281
WHY?

326
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,483
I'M TELLING YOU WHY.

327
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,893
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.

328
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,718
[ Squawking ]

329
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:17,458
ALL RIGHT, BIRD.

330
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,033
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD
BEAT ME IN A GAME OF WITS

331
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,073
BUT YOU JUST MET YOUR EQUAL.

332
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,976
[ Gulps ]

333
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,978
[ Squawks ]

334
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,323
[ Squawking ]

335
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,362
AHA!

336
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,859
CORNERED.

337
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,331
[ Squawks ]

338
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,761
[ Whimpering ]

339
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,843
[ Screams ]

340
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,236
WHEW!

341
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,567
[ Screams ]

342
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,882
WHEW!

343
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,335
[ Screams ]

344
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,245
HI THERE.

345
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,276
LEELA!

346
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,549
OH, MY GOD, YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

347
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,379
I AM GOING TO GET YOU
SO MANY LIZARDS.

348
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,120
YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BUY ME
A PRESENT, FRY.

349
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,932
I JUST WANTED
TO DO SOMETHING
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.

350
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,885
I MEAN, I
MISS MY FAMILY

351
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,864
BUT YOU NEVER EVEN
HAD A FAMILY.

352
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,032
IT'S OKAY.

353
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,530
YOU'RE LONELY
AND I'M LONELY

354
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,801
BUT TOGETHER,
WE'RE LONELY TOGETHER.

355
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,602
MERRY XMAS, LEELA.

356
00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,072
MERRY XMAS.

357
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,642
[ Rumbling Footsteps ]

358
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,640
[ Gasps ]

359
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,106
OH, BOY!

360
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,280
IT'S SANTA.

361
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:42,748
HO... HO... HO!

362
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,824
[ Gasps ]

363
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,459
YOU'VE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY,
FRY AND LEELA.

364
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,756
I CHECKED MY LIST.

365
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:51,916
WELL, CHECK IT TWICE.

366
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,464
I PERFORM OVER 50 MEGACHECKS
PER SECOND.

367
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,631
YOU'RE BOTH NAUGHTY

368
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:58,127
FOR DISREGARDING
EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS.

369
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,470
BUT WE SET THINGS RIGHT.

370
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,966
FRY EVEN RISKED HIS LIFE
TO GET ME A PRESENT.

371
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,468
BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOUR OTHER COWORKERS?

372
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,471
DID EITHER OF YOU
EVER STOP TO THINK

373
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,143
ABOUT DR. ZOIDBERG'S FEELINGS?

374
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,241
NO, I SWEAR.

375
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:13,152
SANTA HAS SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL

376
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,145
IN HIS SACK FOR YOU TWO.

377
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:19,848
HO... HO... HO!

378
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,422
[ Screaming ]

379
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,192
* SO LOCK THE DOOR
AND HIT THE FLOOR *

380
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,633
* 'CAUSE SANTA CLAUS
COMES TONIGHT. *

381
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:30,696
GO AWAY.

382
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:31,857
WHOA, HOLD ON.

383
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,325
HOW ABOUT INVITING US IN

384
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,502
FOR A TRADITIONAL GLASS
OF HARD CIDER?

385
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:39,641
OH, ALL RIGHT,
BUT JUST ONE GLASS.

386
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,939
[ Robots Gulping ]

387
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,984
MMM.

388
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,680
[ Woman ]
OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

389
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:49,820
[ Gulping ]

390
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,315
I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH.

391
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,848
[ Scuffling ]

392
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,151
[ Bender ]
GET HER PURSE!

393
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,464
[ Panting ]

394
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,233
PLEASE, LET US LIVE.

395
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,973
WE'LL PUT OUT MILK
AND COOKIES FOR YOU.

396
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:12,038
YOU DARE BRIBE SANTA?

397
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,569
I'M GOING TO SHOVE COAL
SO FAR UP YOUR STOCKING

398
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,013
YOU'LL BE COUGHING UP DIAMONDS.

399
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,911
[ Screams ]

400
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,320
[ Grunting ]

401
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:32,363
WE'RE TRAPPED.

402
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,189
I NEVER THOUGHT IT
WOULD END THIS WAY--

403
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,263
GUNNED DOWN
BY SANTA CLAUS.

404
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,933
HONESTLY,
I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING.

405
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:42,002
GOOD-BYE, FRY.

406
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,901
GOOD-BYE, LEELA.

407
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,573
HEY, LOOK.

408
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,942
WE'RE UNDER THE MISTLETOE.

409
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,851
YOUR MISTLETOE IS NO MATCH
FOR MY TOW MISSILE.

410
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,190
[ Screams ]

411
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,787
[ Squawks ]

412
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,626
UH, YOUR PRESENT
MAY NEED SOME ASSEMBLY.

413
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:13,399
* ON THE FOURTH DAY OF XMAS,
I STOLE FROM THAT LADY *

414
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,030
* FOUR FAMILY PHOTOS

415
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,644
* THREE JARS OF PENNIES

416
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,306
* TWO FORMER HUSBANDS

417
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:21,414
* AND A SLIPPER ON A SHOE TREE

418
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,468
YEP!

419
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,312
OH, THANK YOU.

420
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,452
[ Fry ]
HELP!

421
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,976
[ Leela ]
SOMEBODY HELP US!

422
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,220
IT'S HUMANS.

423
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,076
SHALL WE MUG THEM,
ROBOT SIR?

424
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,983
NO, WAIT.
I KNOW THESE GUYS.

425
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,246
THEY GOT NOTHING.

426
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,332
HO... HO... HO!

427
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,294
[ Sputtering ]

428
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,492
YOU'VE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY,

429
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,433
BENDER.

430
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,958
WHAT, ME? I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.

431
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,461
YOU'RE THINKING
OF THE KID.

432
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,674
MY GOD, BENDER,
FRAMING AN ORPHAN.

433
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,137
THAT'S SO NAUGHTY

434
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,766
I'LL HAVE TO ADD IT
TO MY LIST RIGHT NOW.

435
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:56,012
[ To Himself ]
MM, FRAMING...

436
00:17:56,108 --> 00:18:01,308
I...N...G...

437
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,483
AN...

438
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,953
AMY, THIS IS FOR YOU--

439
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,651
A SET OF COMBS
FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR.

440
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,115
OH, THAT'S SO SWEET

441
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,332
BUT I SOLD MY HAIR
TO A WIG MAKER

442
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,034
SO I COULD BUY A SET
OF COMBS FOR HERMES.

443
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,097
OH, THE IRONY.

444
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,025
I SOLD MY HAIR
SO I COULD BUY

445
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,631
THIS THIRD SET OF COMBS

446
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:20,801
FOR ZOIDBERG.

447
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,800
THANK YOU.

448
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,301
THESE WILL COME IN HANDY
FOR MY NEW HAIR.

449
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:25,473
[ Gasps ]

450
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:28,641
FINALLY, I LOOK
AS PRETTY AS I FEEL.

451
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,310
[ Fry And Leela ]
HELP!

452
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,140
OH, LET US IN! HELP US!

453
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,984
OH, HELP! OH, NO!

454
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,220
OH, DEAR.

455
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,146
THEY'LL BE KILLED
ON OUR DOORSTEP

456
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,490
AND THERE'S NO TRASH PICKUP
TILL JANUARY 3.

457
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,787
[ Panting ]

458
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,458
[ Clattering ]
HUH?!

459
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,231
SWEET MANATEE OF GALILEE.

460
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,486
HE'S ON THE ROOF!

461
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,495
[ Rustling ]

462
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,696
QUICK!

463
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,997
THE ARMOR-PLATED
CHIMNEY COVER.

464
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,674
[ Grunting ]
PUSH, PUSH!

465
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:57,969
USE TEAMWORK!

466
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:02,237
[ Gasps ]

467
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,751
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.

468
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,893
YOU'VE ALL BEEN VERY NAUGHTY,
VERY NAUGHTY, INDEED--

469
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,057
EXCEPT YOU,
DR. ZOIDBERG.

470
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,525
THIS IS FOR YOU.

471
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,555
A POGO STICK.

472
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,704
AS FOR THE REST OF YOU

473
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,396
I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN
LIKE WRAPPING PAPER

474
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,840
AND DECK THE HALLS
WITH YOUR GUTS.

475
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:33,065
YEAH? WELL, I DON'T
BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS.

476
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,512
COME ON, EVERYBODY.

477
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:37,006
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM,
HE CAN'T HURT YOU.

478
00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:38,678
OH, GOD, THE PAIN!

479
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,108
HO HO HO!

480
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:44,353
TIME TO GET JOLLY
ON YOUR NAUGHTY ASSES.

481
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:48,221
HO... HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

482
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,690
WATCH OUT!

483
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:52,088
HIS BELLY IS SHAKING LIKE A BOWL
FULL OF NITROGLYCERIN.

484
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,861
[ Beeping ]

485
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,060
RUDOLPH'S NOSE!

486
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,461
HE'S GOING TO BLOW!

487
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,963
[ Beeping ]

488
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,634
[ Screaming ]

489
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,142
AHA.

490
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,637
[ Electricity Crackling ]

491
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,769
YAH!

492
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,315
[ Beeping ]

493
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:18,976
[ Explodes ]

494
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:26,661
[ Screaming ]

495
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,129
[ All Chattering ]

496
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,558
XMAS DINNER, EVERYONE.

497
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,228
UH, BENDER...

498
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,274
WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT BIRD?

499
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,768
I FOUND IT LYING
IN THE STREET

500
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,439
LIKE ALL THE FOOD I COOK.

501
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,338
DIG IN, EVERYONE.

502
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,941
[ Others Groaning ]

503
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:44,982
THANK YOU, SIR.

504
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:46,306
YOU GOT THE TOENAIL.

505
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,153
[ Sniffing ]

506
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,148
[ Burps ]

507
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,522
OH.

508
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,592
LOOK, THE FOOD ISN'T
WHAT'S IMPORTANT.

509
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,830
I'M SO HUNGRY.

510
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,264
THE IMPORTANT THING IS

511
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,959
WE'RE ALL TOGETHER FOR XMAS

512
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,200
AND EVEN THOUGH
I'M SURROUNDED BY ROBOTS

513
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,827
AND MONSTERS AND OLD PEOPLE

514
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,132
I'VE NEVER FELT MORE AT HOME.

515
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:09,303
HEAR, HEAR.

516
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:12,542
NOW LET'S ALL OF US
SHUT UP AND SING.

517
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,968
* HE KNOWS WHEN YOU
ARE SLEEPING *

518
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,435
* HE KNOWS
WHEN YOU'RE ON THE CAN *

519
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,475
* HE'LL HUNT YOU DOWN
AND BLAST YOUR ASS *

520
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,120
* FROM HERE TO PAKISTAN

521
00:21:23,214 --> 00:21:25,984
* OH
* YOU BETTER NOT BREATHE,
YOU BETTER NOT MOVE *

522
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:28,555
* YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD,
I'M TELLING YOU, DUDE *

523
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:33,034
* SANTA CLAUS
IS GUNNING YOU DOWN. *

524
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,025
[ Cheering ]

525
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:39,367
MERRY XMAS, EVERYONE.

526
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:05,323
I'LL BE BACK--
BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.

527
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:08,764
NEXT XMAS!

528
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:12,501
HO... HO... HO!