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FUTURAMA IS BROUGHT
TO YOU BY

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ARACHNO SPORES, THE FATAL SPORE WITH THE FUNNY NAME.

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[ Announcer ]
Cop Departmentis real.

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The people you see
are not actors.

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Most of them aren't even people.

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Come on, man.

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I didn't fire off
no laser.

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Then why is there
a smoking hole

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in your ceiling, sir?

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What?

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Crazy upstairs lady
must have been shooting down.

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Sir, you're on the top floor
of this particular domicile.

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You get that [ Bleep ] camera
out of my house.

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Just relax, ma'am.

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Sir, sir, put down the lamp.

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[ Glass Shattering ]

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Okay, okay.
I'm cooperating.

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That's it.
Now put up your hands.Nice and slow.

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Aw, yeah.

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And while you're at it,
un-blur your face.

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Oh, man.

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[ Leela ]
HEY, BENDER.

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
WERE IN THIS EPISODE.

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NAH, THIS WEEK
I'M ON CAUGHT ON TAPE 3

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'CAUSE OF WHAT I DID
IN THE COFFEEPOT.

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I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.

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I'm just going through
some things.

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Ooh!

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I'm going in.

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[ Announcer ]
Cop Departmentwill return
after these messages.

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Is today's hectic lifestyle
making you tense and impatient?

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SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT!

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Then come relive the carefree
days of yore at Past-O-Rama

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where old New York comes alive.

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It's like stepping back
into the year 2000.

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Time for
the mammoth hunt, dudes.

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[ Yelling ]

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[ Trumpeting ]

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Let's disco dance,
Hammurabi.

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Dyn-o-mite!

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[ Disco Music Playing ]

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SOUNDS LIKE YOUR KIND OF
PLACE, FRY. WANT TO GO?NAH.

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IF I EVER WANT TO GO BACK
TO THE YEAR 2000

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I'LL JUST FREEZE MYSELF AGAIN.

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COME ON, FRY.
I REALLY WANNA SEE IT.

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YOU KNOW HOW I YEARN
FOR A SIMPLER TIME...

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A TIME OF BARN DANCES
AND BUGGY RIDES

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BEFORE LIFE WAS CHEAPENED BY
HEARTLESS, HIGH-TECH MACHINES.

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BUT, BENDER, YOU AREA--

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♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

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COOL. IT'S JUST LIKE
THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

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GIVE ME YOUR WALLET
OR I'LL CUT YOU!

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LEELA, GET A PICTURE
OF ME BEING "MUGGED."

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I'LL TAKE THE
CAMERA, TOO.

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[ Fry Laughing ]

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[ Clearing Throat ]

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LEARNING IS FUN.

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OOH, ANCIENT
WALL STREET.

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[ Buzzer Sounding ]

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[ All Screaming In Anguish ]

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[ Multiple Thuds ]

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[ Bell Rings ]

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[ All Cheering
Enthusiastically ]

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I DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION

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TO THIS ANCIENT
AND MYSTERIOUS TABLET

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WHICH HAS YET TO BE DECIPHERED.

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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS?

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YEAH, I ASKED A COP ONCE.

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IT MEANS, "UP YOURS, KID."

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I GOT TO SAY

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I'M REALLY ENJOYING THE DAY OUT
WITH YOU PEOPLE.

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HEY, HEY! A SUICIDE BOOTH.

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SO LONG, SUCKERS.

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UH, SORRY, BENDER.

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THAT'S JUST
A PHONE BOOTH.OH.

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WHAT WERE
THEY USED FOR?

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IN NEW YORK?
BATHROOMS.

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OH.

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I-I'LL BE OUT IN A SEC.

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"TOKENS ONLY."
HOW DOES THIS WORK?

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I'LL SHOW YOU.

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OH, IT'S A TURNSTILE.

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WHAT'S THIS?

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[ Sniffing ]
ANOTHER BATHROOM?

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NO, IT'S A MOBILE
APARTMENT WITH NO RENT.

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[ Sighs ]

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COME ON, FRY.
GET UP.

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AH...

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WOW.

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THE BURIAL CHAMBER
OF THE 20th CENTURY'S

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GREATEST SPIRITUAL LEADER--

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AL SHARPTON.

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OOH.

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NOW, THIS GUY HAD TASTE.

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IT SAYS HE WAS MUMMIFIED
IN CEREMONIAL VESTMENTS.

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WE SOMETIMES CALLED
IT A JOGGING SUIT.

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[ Automated Voice ]
The traffic jams of old New York
were a public forum

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for the free interchange
of opinion.

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[ Car Horns Blaring ]

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MOVE IT,
CRAP-FOR-BRAINS!

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BUG OFF!GET HOME, BASTARD MAN!

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[ Voice ] It all started with
Gerald Ford's famous invention

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the automo-car,
which was powered by
a tank of burning fossils.

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Here we see
a 20th-century assembly line

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where cars were constructed
by primitive robots.

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[ Chanting ]
OOH-GAH, OOH-GAH, OOH-GAH!
OOH-GAH, OOH-GAH, OOH-GAH!

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WE'VE COME
A LONGWAY, BABY.

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The fruit
of the robots' labor was this--

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the stately 1992 LaToura.

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HEY, MY GIRLFRIEND
HAD ONE OF THOSE.

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ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T HERS.
IT WAS HER DAD'S.

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ACTUALLY, SHE WASN'T
MY GIRLFRIEND.

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SHE JUST LIVED NEXT DOOR
AND NEVER CLOSED HER CURTAINS.

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FRY, REMEMBER WHEN
I TOLD YOU

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ABOUT ALWAYS ENDING YOUR STORIES
A SENTENCE EARLIER?

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COME ON, LET'S SNEAK
IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK.

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SIR, WE DON'T TOUCH
THE ANTIQUES, SIR.

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YOU DON'T-- UH,
I'M SORRY, YOU WORK HERE.

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I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED FROM THAT
RIDICULOUS GETUP YOU'RE WEARING.

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HEY, THIS IS
FROM MILLER'S OUTPOS--

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I MEAN, YEAH,
I-I WORK HERE ALL RIGHT.

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HERE.
MOVE THIS RUST BUCKET

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OUT BEHIND
ST. KOCH'S CATHEDRAL.

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[ Snorts And Laughs ]

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DID YOU DRIVE MUCH
IN THE 20th CENTURY, FRY?

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NO. NO ONE IN
NEW YORK DROVE.

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THERE WAS TOO
MUCH TRAFFIC.

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[ Grinding ]

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NICE. LISTEN TO
THAT BABY PURR.

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THERE'S A BABY IN THERE, HUH?

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[ Engine Revving ]

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IT'S JUST LIKE RIDING
A BICYCLE-- AY-YI-YI!

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[ All Screaming ]

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[ Orchestra Playing
"New York, New York" ]

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[ Screaming Continues ]

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[ Tires Squealing ]

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[ Screaming Continues ]

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[ Loud Crash ]

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OH, I THINK
I GOT WHIPLASH.

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YOU CAN'T HAVE WHIPLASH.
YOU DON'T HAVE A NECK.

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I MEANT ASS WHIPLASH.

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I'M JUST GLAD WE HIT SOMETHING.
I THOUGHT WE'D NEVER STOP.

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[ All Gasping ]

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[ Groans ]

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I THINK I GOT WHIPLASH.

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[ Groans ]

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HOW'S THAT ROBOT
I RAN OVER?

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WE DID ALL WE COULD.

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[ Gasps ]
YOU MEAN HE'S--

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GOOD AS NEW? YES.

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LEELA, ZOIDBERG, THE REST
OF YOU, THIS IS FLEXO.

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SWEET LLAMAS
OF THE BAHAMAS!

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EXCEPT FOR THAT
STYLISH BEARD

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HE LOOK JUST
LIKE BENDER.

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NO DUH, DREADLOCK.

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WE'RE BOTH
BENDING UNITS.

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HEY, BRO-BOT, WHAT'S
YOUR SERIAL NUMBER?

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3370318.

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NO WAY.
MINE'S 2716057.

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[ Hearty Laughter ]

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[ Laughing ]
I DON'T GET IT.

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WE'RE BOTH EXPRESSIBLE
AS THE SUM OF TWO CUBES.WHOO!

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SO, UH, FLEXO...

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SORRY ABOUT CRUSHING
YOUR BODY LIKE THAT.

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YOU OKAY NOW?

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WELL, I DON'T FEEL
AS BAD AS YOU LOOK.

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[ Laughs ]

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AH, I'M JUST
MESSING WITH
YOU, KID.

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YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

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THAT'S SOME FACE
YOU GOT, THOUGH.

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I THINK THEY GOT
A CREAM FOR THAT.

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[ Laughs ]

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NO, YOU'RE GREAT.WELL, JUST LET ME KNOW...

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IF THERE'S
ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

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ACTUALLY, YOUR LITTLE STUNT
DID A NUMBER ON MY BACK.

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YOU MIND RUBBING
IT FOR ME?UH, SURE.

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AW, YEAH, THAT'S IT.
LITTLE LOWER.

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HOW'S THAT?LOWER.

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YEAH, THAT'S GETTING IT.
LITTLE LOWER, THOUGH.

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I CAN'T GET
ANY LOWER THAN THIS.

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I'LL SAY. YOU'RE
RUBBING MY ASS.
[ Laughs ]

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[ Both Guffaw ]

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HEY, UH, CHECK IT OUT HERE.

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SIX BEAUTIFUL DEVICES.

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THEY KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE
AND THEY'LL DO IT

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TO WITHIN A TOLERANCE
OF ONE MICRON.

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[ Whistles And Catcalls ]

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SPIN THOSE
FANS, BABY!

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ALL RIGHT, MAMA!

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SPIN IT, BABY.

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[ Whistles And Catcalls ]

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I DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE.

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IT'S 120 DEGREES
AND THERE'S VERY LITTLE OXYGEN.

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SHUT UP AND HOOT.

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[ Drums Crescendo ]

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[ Whistles And Catcalls ]

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HUBBA, HUBBA.
SHE IS BUILT--

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IN MEXICO,
I BELIEVE.

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AND THAT AIN'T SILICON.

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IT'S TUNGSTEN,
AND PLENTY OF IT.

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UH, YEAH.
LOOK AT THAT EXHAUST FAN.

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[ Disgusted Snorts ]

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PERVERT.

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YOO-HOO!

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[ Chuckling ]

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OH.

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THANKS, MODERATE SPENDER.

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PLEASE SELECT
EROTIC TRANSACTION.

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YEAH. HOW ABOUT A LAP DANCE
FOR MY PAL HERE?

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OOH, YEAH. CHUCK-A-CHONG.

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UH, NO, NO, THAT'S
ALL RIGHT, REALLY.

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I-- OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

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I'M TELLING YOU.

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THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT FLEXO I DON'T LIKE.

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HEY, FRY, THINK FAST.

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GET IT? IT'S CHLORINE.

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[ Both Laughing ]

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[ Laughing ]

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IT'S FUNNY
BECAUSE IT'S POISONOUS.

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YEAH, KEEP LAUGHING,
BRINE SHRIMP,
BUT HE'S BAD NEWS.

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I REGRET EVER
RUNNING HIM OVER.

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TAKE A RAGE DUMP, MON.

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HE'S NO WORSE THAN BENDER.

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HE'S MUCH WORSE.
HE DRINKS AND SMOKES

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AND HE POSTS NAKED PICTURES
OF ME ON THE INTERNET.

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THAT'S BENDER
ALL RIGHT.I'M TALKING ABOUT FLEXO.

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OH, I GET IT.
THIS IS CUTE.

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YOU'RE JEALOUS
OF BENDER'S NEW FRIEND.

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NO, I'M NOT.

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MARK MY WORDS.
FLEXO'S EVIL.

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HE'S THE EVIL BENDER.

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RAGE DUMP.

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Good news, everyone.

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Report to my bedroom
for a private exhibition.

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[ All ]
HMM.

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EVERYONE GET
IN BED WITH ME.

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I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.

238
00:10:47,602 --> 00:10:51,132
FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS!

239
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,429
[ All Gasping ]

240
00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:54,223
[ Leela ]
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

241
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,999
[ Amy ] AND HUGE.[ Fry ]
CAN I TOUCH IT?

242
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,664
SO WHAT IS IT ALREADY?

243
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,528
IT'S A SINGLE
ATOM OF JUMBONIUM.

244
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:02,660
AN ELEMENT SO RARE,

245
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:06,452
THE NUCLEUS ALONE IS WORTH
MORE THAN $50,000.

246
00:11:06,577 --> 00:11:08,747
- HOW MUCH MORE?
- 100,000.

247
00:11:08,884 --> 00:11:11,454
THAT'S WHY I HID IT HERE,
UNDER MY MATTRESS.

248
00:11:11,582 --> 00:11:14,332
UH, PROFESSOR, CAN WE
DISCUSS THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE?

249
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,796
WHY, CERTAINLY.

250
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:19,546
THE ATOM SITS ATOP
THIS DIME-STORE TIARA

251
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,198
WHICH WILL BE AWARDED
TO THE WINNER

252
00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:23,121
OF THIS YEAR'S
MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT

253
00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:25,116
ON THE PLANET TOVA NINE.

254
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:28,689
YOUR JOB IS TO DELIVER IT
SAFE AND SOUND.

255
00:11:28,817 --> 00:11:31,247
WOW. WHEN I WAS
A LITTLE GIRL ON MARS

256
00:11:31,385 --> 00:11:33,125
I DREAMED OF BEING
MISS UNIVERSE.

257
00:11:33,256 --> 00:11:35,696
THAT'S KIND OF PATHETIC.OH, COME ON, LEELA.

258
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,995
DEEP DOWN, ALL GIRLS
WANT TO BE MISS UNIVERSE.

259
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:42,001
NOT ME.REALLY? MAYBE IT'S JUST
CUTE GIRLS.

260
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,485
DUE TO THE ATOM'S
TREMENDOUS VALUE

261
00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:47,485
PLANET EXPRESS WOULD GO BANKRUPT
IF IT WERE STOLEN.

262
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:51,669
THEREFORE, WE'LL NEED TO HIRE ON
ADDITIONAL SECURITY
FOR THE MISSION.

263
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,838
OH, OH, OH!
OH, MR. PROFESSOR?
RIGHT HERE!

264
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,455
MAYBE WE SHOULD STICK WITH
PEOPLE WE KNOW AND TRUST.

265
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:58,926
I MEAN, FLEXO'S GREAT, BUT--

266
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,196
FLEXO'S GREAT, YOU SAY?

267
00:12:00,327 --> 00:12:02,287
OH, WELL,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

268
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,717
WELCOME ABOARD, LAD.

269
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:07,864
[ Evil Laughter ]

270
00:12:14,515 --> 00:12:17,075
SPACE BANDITOS HAVE BEEN
OPERATING IN THIS QUADRANT

271
00:12:17,213 --> 00:12:19,873
SO YOU'LL EACH TAKE
EIGHT-HOUR SHIFTS
GUARDING THE SAFE.

272
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,700
FIRST BENDER,
THEN FLEXO, THEN FRY.

273
00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:24,918
WAIT, HOLD ON.
I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.

274
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,658
LET'S JUST GO
ALPHABETICALLY.

275
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,748
OKAY. FIRST BENDER,
THEN FLEXO, THEN FRY.

276
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,619
WAIT, LET'S GO BY RANK.

277
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,930
OKAY. FIRST BENDER,
THEN FLEXO, THEN FRY.

278
00:12:35,057 --> 00:12:36,487
FLEXO OUTRANKS ME?

279
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,405
THAT'S "FLEXO
OUTRANKS ME, SIR."

280
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,290
HALT! WHO GOES THERE?DON'T POINT THAT AT ME.

281
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,417
FRY WHO?

282
00:12:47,548 --> 00:12:49,288
LOOK, I KNOW
FLEXO'S YOUR FRIEND,

283
00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,679
BUT I DON'T TRUST HIM
ALONE WITH THE ATOM.

284
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,083
MY GOD, FRY.

285
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,946
JUST 'CAUSE THE GUY'S GOT
A BEARD, YOU LABEL HIM AS EVIL?

286
00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:57,728
WELL, I GOT A LABEL
FOR YOU, PAL--

287
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,044
AN UGLY LITTLE WORD
CALLED "PREJUDICE."

288
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,484
I'M NOT PREJUDICED.

289
00:13:01,605 --> 00:13:03,865
AW, SAVE IT FOR THE
CROSS BURNING, ADOLF.

290
00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:11,052
KEEPING AN EYE
ON THE SAFE?YOU KNOW IT.

291
00:13:12,442 --> 00:13:14,102
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
IT'S MY SHIFT.

292
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,877
YOU LIE DOWN AND GO
OFF-LINE FOR A WHILE.

293
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,013
[ Yawning ]

294
00:13:18,144 --> 00:13:19,674
ALL RIGHT.

295
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:26,495
[ Whistling Jaunty Tune ]

296
00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:28,370
[ Evil Chuckling ]

297
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:29,593
CAUGHT YOU!

298
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,461
I SAW YOU LOOKING
AT THE ATOM.

299
00:13:31,592 --> 00:13:33,732
SO? I LOOK AT
LOTS OF ATOMS.

300
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,025
SHOULDN'T YOU BE RESTING UP
FOR YOUR SHIFT?

301
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,773
OH, YOU'D LIKE IT IF I WENT
TO SLEEP, WOULDN'T YOU?

302
00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,864
WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO SHUT YOUR YAPPER.

303
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,134
[ Laughing ]

304
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,035
NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.
YOU'RE A JOKER.

305
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,561
YEAH? WELL, HERE'S
A FUNNY JOKE--

306
00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:48,003
I'M GOING TO SIT
RIGHT HERE TILL
IT'S MY SHIFT.

307
00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:50,700
- SUIT YOURSELF, SKINBAG.
- THAT I WILL.

308
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,920
- GOOD.
- GOOD.

309
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:52,878
- GOOD.
- GOOD.

310
00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:54,135
- GOOD.
- GOOD.

311
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,919
GOOD.

312
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,712
[ Watch Beeps ]

313
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,010
WELL, THAT'S EIGHT HOURS.

314
00:14:02,144 --> 00:14:04,414
YEAH, EIGHT HOURS
OF SOLID BOREDOM.

315
00:14:04,538 --> 00:14:06,318
NAH, I'M KIDDING.

316
00:14:06,453 --> 00:14:07,763
YOU'RE A WONDERFUL MAN.

317
00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:12,720
FINALLY, THE ATOM IS SAFE.

318
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,071
[ Snoring ]

319
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,865
HUH?
[ Yawning ]

320
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,298
[ Screaming ]

321
00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:35,087
WHAT IS IT?
[ Gasping ]
MY GOD!

322
00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,011
- DID YOU HEAR MARACAS?
- NO.

323
00:14:37,136 --> 00:14:38,566
THEN IT WASN'T SPACE BANDITOS.

324
00:14:38,702 --> 00:14:40,012
BENDER, LOCK DOWN THE SHIP.

325
00:14:40,139 --> 00:14:41,659
DON'T LET FLEXO
ESCAPE.

326
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,013
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

327
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:46,103
IT APPEARS THAT FLEXO
HAS OUTWITTED US ALL...

328
00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:50,192
ESPECIALLY ME-- BENDER.

329
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,330
HOW COULD FLEXO HAVE
STOLEN THE ATOM?

330
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,110
HE MUST HAVE USED
A SLEEP RAY ON ME.

331
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,895
SLEEP RAYS EXIST
IN THE FUTURE, RIGHT?

332
00:15:00,028 --> 00:15:02,158
- NO.
- MMM. THEN I MUST
HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP.

333
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,902
WELL, YOU WERE SURE RIGHT
ABOUT FLEXO BEING EVIL.

334
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:08,123
I LOCKED DOWN THE EXITS,
BUT HE MAY HAVE
ALREADY GOTTEN AWAY.

335
00:15:08,254 --> 00:15:11,004
OKAY, THANKS, BENDER.
LET'S FAN OUT AND LOOK
FOR HIM.

336
00:15:11,126 --> 00:15:13,996
ROGER THAT. I GOT A MAP
OF THE SHIP RIGHT HERE.

337
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,649
KEEP AN EYE
ON FRY.

338
00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:18,873
WE CAN'T RULE OUT
THE POSSIBILITY
THAT HE DID IT.

339
00:15:24,096 --> 00:15:25,266
AHA!

340
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,577
AHA!

341
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,281
UH, SEARCHING. HMM.

342
00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:35,018
FRY, WHY ARE YOU
LOOKING FOR FLEXO

343
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:36,670
IN MY UNDERPANTS
DRAWER?

344
00:15:36,804 --> 00:15:38,284
I DIDN'T FIND HIM HERE
TEN MINUTES AGO

345
00:15:38,414 --> 00:15:40,034
SO I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME
TO CHECK AGAIN.

346
00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:42,025
OW!

347
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:45,118
WELL, HE WASN'T
IN THE, UH,
KITCHEN ROOM.

348
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:48,728
SAY, BENDER, CAN I HOLD
THAT MAP FOR A SECOND?

349
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,170
AND LEAVE ME HIGH AND DRY
IN CASE OF A SCAVENGER HUNT?

350
00:15:52,298 --> 00:15:53,208
I THINK NOT.

351
00:15:53,342 --> 00:15:54,742
GIVE IT UP!

352
00:15:54,865 --> 00:15:55,995
[ Both Grunting ]

353
00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,312
ALL RIGHT! TAKE IT.
SHEESH.

354
00:16:04,658 --> 00:16:07,438
WELL, LOOKS LIKE FLEXO
GOT AWAY CLEAN.

355
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,045
IT'S A DARN SHAME.

356
00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:12,234
HE MUST HAVE JUMPED SHIP
WITH THE ATOM
THE SECOND WE LANDED.

357
00:16:12,361 --> 00:16:16,451
OR MAYBE...
HE NEVER LEFT AT ALL!

358
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,333
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE BENDER.

359
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,065
OF COURSE. WHO SAID I WASN'T?

360
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:23,156
BUT WHY WERE YOU WEARING
THAT SCARF AND THE TURTLENECK

361
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,456
AND THIS FRUITY NUMBER?

362
00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:26,551
IT'S A LITTLE THING
CALLED STYLE.

363
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,031
LOOK IT UP SOMETIME.

364
00:16:34,514 --> 00:16:37,004
[ Evil Chuckling ]

365
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,125
[ Panting ]

366
00:16:42,304 --> 00:16:45,964
OUR NINTH FINALIST,
MISS METHANE PLANET--

367
00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:48,441
HALATINA SMOGMEYER.

368
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,272
[ Cheering And Applause ]

369
00:16:50,399 --> 00:16:54,189
[ Gasping And Choking ]

370
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,747
AND OUR TENTH
AND FINAL FINALIST

371
00:16:56,884 --> 00:17:00,764
MISS EARTH'S MOON--
THE CRUSHINATOR.

372
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,109
[ Man's Voice ]
THANK YOU, BOB BARKER.

373
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:09,120
I'M AS HAPPY AS A GIRL CAN BE.
END STATEMENT.

374
00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:11,904
WHICH ONE
OF THESE LOVELY WOMANOIDS

375
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,900
WILL TAKE HOME
THE ATOMIC TIARA?

376
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,774
DOWNPLAY THE TIARA.

377
00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:18,524
UH, WE'LL FIND OUT

378
00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:21,735
AFTER THESE
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES.

379
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,170
SO YOU LOST THE ATOM, HUH?

380
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,476
YOU'RE GARBAGE, HUMAN GARBAGE!

381
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,052
DO YOU BRAIN-DEAD
SPACE JOCKEYS
HAVE ANY IDEA

382
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,960
HOW MUCH THAT
THING IS WORTH?

383
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,135
- 100,000?
- 200,000?

384
00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,400
200,001?

385
00:17:36,532 --> 00:17:38,492
YOU'RE CLOSEST
WITHOUT GOING OVER.

386
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,192
WELL, UH,
WE'LL BE LEAVING NOW.

387
00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:42,409
IF YOU COULD JUST SIGN
THIS FORM SAYING
YOU RECEIVED THE ATOM.

388
00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:44,058
I'M NOT SIGNING SQUAT.

389
00:17:44,192 --> 00:17:47,072
YOU FIND ME THAT DAMN TIARA
BEFORE THE PAGEANT ENDS.

390
00:17:47,195 --> 00:17:49,285
BUT, MR. BARKER--ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!

391
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:50,845
I MAY BE AGAINST
THE FUR INDUSTRY

392
00:17:50,981 --> 00:17:53,981
BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME
FROM SKINNING YOU ALIVE...

393
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,195
AS LONG AS NO ONE WEARS
THE SKIN.

394
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,286
[ Wheels Squeaking ]

395
00:17:58,424 --> 00:18:01,524
WELL, GENTLEMEN,
IT APPEARS WE'RE BONED.

396
00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:04,078
HEY!FLEXO!

397
00:18:04,212 --> 00:18:05,082
[ Leela ]
GET HIM!

398
00:18:05,213 --> 00:18:07,833
[ Playing Fanfare ]

399
00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:12,175
[ Applause ]

400
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,961
[ Jingling ]

401
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:21,136
NEXT UP, IN WHAT IS GENEROUSLY
CALLED "THE TALENT COMPETITION"

402
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:25,803
PERFORMING A TRADITIONAL
GANGSTER RAP, MISS-- WHAT THE--

403
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,150
[ Screaming ]

404
00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:30,628
GOT YA!

405
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,808
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT!

406
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,249
SHOOT HIM!
HE'S CHOKING ME!

407
00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:39,806
NO, SHOOT HIM!
HE'S CHOKING ME!

408
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,686
I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT.

409
00:18:43,817 --> 00:18:46,127
FLEXO! SHOOT FLEXO.

410
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:50,348
[ All Screaming ]

411
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,133
[ Man's Voice ]
WOMEN ONLY ROOM!

412
00:18:55,263 --> 00:18:57,013
[ Imitating Drum Machine ]

413
00:19:04,446 --> 00:19:07,186
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH OF THIS.

414
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,113
[ Both Groaning ]

415
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,514
[ All Gasping ]

416
00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:20,074
THERE'S THE ATOM!

417
00:19:21,289 --> 00:19:22,599
AW, GEEZ.

418
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,856
BENDER?
YOUSTOLE THE ATOM?

419
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:28,169
YEAH, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN.
IT'S VERY VALUABLE.

420
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:31,037
I SAW HIM SNATCH IT
WHILE FRY WAS ASLEEP.

421
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,390
THAT'S WHY I RAN
TO TELL BOB BARKER.

422
00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:35,129
WHOA, WHOA,
WAIT A SECOND.

423
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,260
YOU MEAN BENDER
IS THE EVIL BENDER?

424
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,273
I AM SHOCKED, SHOCKED!

425
00:19:39,394 --> 00:19:40,614
WELL, NOT THAT SHOCKED.

426
00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:43,053
I'M SORRY
WE SUSPECTED YOU, FLEXO.

427
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,182
IT'S JUST, WHAT
WITH THE BEARD AND ALL--

428
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:48,064
DON'T EVEN BOTHER.
YOU PEOPLE SICKEN ME.

429
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:51,886
I PUT MY LIFE ON THE LINE
TO GUARD THAT ATOM AND THIS
IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

430
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:55,276
WELL, YOU CAN GO ROT
FOR ALL I CARE.

431
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,631
[ Laughing ]

432
00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:59,289
NAH, I'M JUST KIDDING.
YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT.

433
00:19:59,414 --> 00:20:01,204
[ Laughing ]

434
00:20:01,329 --> 00:20:03,329
I'M SO CONFUSED.

435
00:20:03,462 --> 00:20:05,292
THE BENDER I LIKED
TURNED OUT TO BE EVIL

436
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,771
AND THE BENDER
I HATED WAS GOOD.

437
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:11,472
HOW CAN I LIVE MY LIFE
WHEN I CAN'T TELL GOOD
FROM EVIL?

438
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:15,431
AH, THEY'RE BOTH
FINE CHOICES--
WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

439
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:20,094
IS THIS THE GUY?HUH? OH, YEAH.

440
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,439
THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM,
WHATEVER.

441
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,347
- WAIT! BUT--
- TAKE HIM AWAY.

442
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,881
OKAY, LET'S PUT AN END
TO THIS PATHETIC HOEDOWN.

443
00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:30,319
BRANNIGAN, READ THE THING.

444
00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:32,745
AND THE WINNER IS-- [ Drumroll ]

445
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,323
IT FIGURES.

446
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,370
WHO ELSE BUT ZAPP BRANNIGAN
WOULD BE JUDGING

447
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,276
THE MOST CHAUVINISTIC,
DEGRADING, DEHUMANIZING--

448
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,462
"LEELA"?

449
00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:44,462
WAIT, YOU'RE MAKING A--

450
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:47,420
OH, LOOK AT THAT.

451
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,896
I FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS!

452
00:20:51,031 --> 00:20:52,511
[ Sobbing ]

453
00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:59,261
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE--
IDIOTS?

454
00:20:59,387 --> 00:21:03,437
I'M STILL GOING MANO A MANO
WITH THIS ENVELOPE.

455
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,346
[ Grunting ]

456
00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:08,051
AND THE WINNER IS...

457
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,439
MISS VEGA FOUR.

458
00:21:16,186 --> 00:21:18,146
[ Camera Shutters Clicking ]

459
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,626
♪ THERE IT IS

460
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:25,718
♪ MISS UNIVERSE

461
00:21:26,588 --> 00:21:29,238
♪ THERE IT IS

462
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:33,765
♪ LOOKING WEIRD

463
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:36,211
[ Sighing ]
I ALMOST HAD THAT TIARA.

464
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:37,817
[ Sighing ]
ME, TOO.

465
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:40,598
WELL, YOU GUYS MIGHT
BOTH BE LOSERS,
BUT I JUST MADE OUT

466
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,393
WITH THAT RADIATOR WOMAN
FROM THE RADIATOR PLANET.

467
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,959
FRY, THAT'S A RADIATOR.

468
00:21:46,086 --> 00:21:48,306
OH.
[ Clears Throat ]

469
00:21:48,436 --> 00:21:50,566
IS THERE A BURN WARD
WITHIN TEN FEET OF HERE?