1 00:00:32,310 --> 00:00:34,520 [ Whirring ] 2 00:00:34,585 --> 00:00:37,685 [ Barking ] 3 00:00:37,758 --> 00:00:40,588 [ Whimpering ] 4 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:42,305 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 5 00:00:42,378 --> 00:00:44,098 SEVERAL YEARS AGO, I TRIED TO LOG ON 6 00:00:44,171 --> 00:00:46,481 TO A.O.L., AND IT JUST WENT THROUGH. 7 00:00:46,551 --> 00:00:47,931 WHEE! 8 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,720 WE'RE ON-LINE. 9 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:52,172 GO AHEAD, GET INTO THESE NET SUITS. 10 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,690 I DESIGNED AND TESTED THEM MYSELF. 11 00:00:54,758 --> 00:00:57,718 THEY SMELL LIKE BURNING RHESUS MONKEY. 12 00:00:57,792 --> 00:01:00,072 REALLY? I GUESS WHEN YOU'RE AROUND IT ALL DAY 13 00:01:00,137 --> 00:01:01,587 YOU STOP NOTICING. 14 00:01:01,655 --> 00:01:03,515 OFF YOU GO. 15 00:01:13,343 --> 00:01:14,663 BEHOLD! 16 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:17,004 THE INTERNET! 17 00:01:21,343 --> 00:01:22,833 MY GOD. 18 00:01:22,896 --> 00:01:24,996 IT'S FULL OF ADS. 19 00:01:25,067 --> 00:01:28,167 [ Ads Screaming ] 20 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,450 [ Both Moaning ] 21 00:01:30,516 --> 00:01:32,026 WHOO! 22 00:01:32,103 --> 00:01:34,833 [ Karate Yell ] 23 00:01:34,896 --> 00:01:36,026 [ Screaming ] 24 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,410 [ Squawking Approaching ] 25 00:01:43,758 --> 00:01:44,928 FOLLOW ME. 26 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,100 [ Squawking Continues ] 27 00:01:50,481 --> 00:01:52,761 [ Fry ] IT'S IMMENSE. 28 00:01:52,826 --> 00:01:54,716 IT'S GOT EVERY PIECE OF INFORMATION 29 00:01:54,793 --> 00:01:56,143 ANYONE COULD EVER WANT. 30 00:01:56,206 --> 00:01:58,446 SO I SEE. 31 00:01:58,516 --> 00:02:00,516 [ Hooting And Laughing ] 32 00:02:00,585 --> 00:02:02,405 WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 33 00:02:02,481 --> 00:02:04,411 WOW! 34 00:02:06,448 --> 00:02:08,658 [ People Chattering ] 35 00:02:12,378 --> 00:02:14,278 HEY, THAT'S ME. 36 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:15,763 NO, IT ISN'T. 37 00:02:15,826 --> 00:02:17,856 I JUST TOOK SOME PICTURES OF YOUR FACE 38 00:02:17,931 --> 00:02:19,341 AND STUCK THEM ON SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY. 39 00:02:19,413 --> 00:02:20,973 HEY... 40 00:02:25,033 --> 00:02:26,693 ARE YOU OVER 18? 41 00:02:26,758 --> 00:02:27,478 YES. 42 00:02:27,550 --> 00:02:28,480 YES. 43 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:30,690 HI. 44 00:02:30,758 --> 00:02:32,618 I'M TELLING YOU, FRY 45 00:02:32,688 --> 00:02:34,858 THEY'VE GOT A CHAT ROOM FOR EVERYBODY. 46 00:02:34,930 --> 00:02:36,170 AND HERE IT IS. 47 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,030 EWW. THAT IS SO GROSS. 48 00:02:38,103 --> 00:02:39,623 YEAH. 49 00:02:39,688 --> 00:02:40,828 I'LL STICK WITH THIS ONE, THANK YOU. 50 00:02:40,896 --> 00:02:43,096 YEAH. 51 00:02:43,171 --> 00:02:46,311 [ All Murmuring ] 52 00:02:46,378 --> 00:02:47,688 [ Chuckling ] 53 00:02:52,413 --> 00:02:55,863 HI. 54 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:57,660 I'M A NAUGHTY NURSE 55 00:02:57,723 --> 00:02:59,863 AND I REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. 56 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,030 $9.95 A MINUTE. 57 00:03:02,103 --> 00:03:04,033 OH. YOU'RE A DOLLAR NAUGHTIER THAN MOST. 58 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,860 SO, HOW ABOUT THEM KNICKS? 59 00:03:09,448 --> 00:03:11,658 [ Clicking Tongue ] [ Groans ] 60 00:03:11,723 --> 00:03:14,623 HELLO? ARE THERE ANY GIRLS IN THIS ROOM AT ALL? 61 00:03:14,688 --> 00:03:16,548 YEAH. BRING ON THE HOT CHICKS 62 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:17,760 'CAUSE I'M A HOT STUD. 63 00:03:17,826 --> 00:03:18,756 [ Men ] YEAH. 64 00:03:18,826 --> 00:03:20,206 SO ARE WE. 65 00:03:20,275 --> 00:03:21,685 I'M A WOMAN IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. 66 00:03:21,758 --> 00:03:23,658 [ Men Murmuring ] 67 00:03:23,723 --> 00:03:27,103 I DON'T LIKE TO PLAY GAMES, SO I'LL JUST SAY I'M A CYCLOPS. 68 00:03:27,171 --> 00:03:30,001 I'M A SPACESHIP CAPTAIN; I'M THE ONLY ONE OF MY SPECIES, 69 00:03:30,068 --> 00:03:32,478 AND I'M INTERESTED IN MEETING A MAN. 70 00:03:32,550 --> 00:03:33,860 A WOMAN? 71 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:35,000 I'M SCARED. 72 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:39,476 WELL, THANKS TO THE INTERNET, I'M NOW BORED WITH SEX. 73 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:42,550 IS THERE A PLACE ON THE WEB THAT PANDERS TO MY LUST FOR VIOLENCE? 74 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:44,830 IS THE SPACE POPE REPTILIAN? 75 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:47,206 [ Hermes ] GET READY FOR FUN, FRY. 76 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:50,895 NOWADAYS WE HAVE A TYPE OF GAME PLAYED ENTIRELY ON VIDEO. 77 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:53,065 [ Leela ] WE CALL IT A VIDEO GAME. 78 00:03:53,137 --> 00:03:55,207 A VIDEO GAME, YOU SAY? 79 00:03:55,275 --> 00:03:56,375 WELL, GOLLY GEE. 80 00:03:56,448 --> 00:03:58,518 YOU MIGHTY SPACEMEN OF THE FUTURE 81 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,546 WILL HAVE TO SHOW ME HOW IT WORKS. 82 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:02,480 ♪♪ [ Up-tempo Techno ] 83 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:03,550 [ Laughing ] 84 00:04:15,413 --> 00:04:16,103 [ Gasps ] 85 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,343 [ Groans ] 86 00:04:22,689 --> 00:04:23,759 [ Gasps ] 87 00:04:25,379 --> 00:04:26,999 [ Grunts ] 88 00:04:32,274 --> 00:04:33,724 [ Evil Laughter ] 89 00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:35,653 THE DOCTOR IS IN. 90 00:04:37,206 --> 00:04:40,236 THE DOCTOR IS OUT. 91 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:42,030 EVERYONE, PLEASE SIGN OFF. 92 00:04:42,103 --> 00:04:43,793 WE HAVE A DELIVERY. 93 00:04:43,862 --> 00:04:46,142 PLUS I HAVE TO USE THE PHONE TO... 94 00:04:46,206 --> 00:04:48,376 [ Laughing ] 95 00:04:48,447 --> 00:04:48,997 [ Grunting ] 96 00:04:53,516 --> 00:04:56,926 [ Grunting ] 97 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,310 LEELA, PLEASE TELL THE OTHERS THAT... 98 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:07,027 [ Screaming ] 99 00:05:10,137 --> 00:05:11,897 WHOA. 100 00:05:11,964 --> 00:05:12,694 [ Groaning ] 101 00:05:29,137 --> 00:05:30,137 [ Screams ] 102 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:31,616 [ Sighs ] 103 00:05:34,137 --> 00:05:35,587 WHO ARE YOU? 104 00:05:35,654 --> 00:05:37,384 I SAW YOU IN THE CHAT ROOM 105 00:05:37,447 --> 00:05:39,997 BUT YOU LEFT BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE TO TALK TO YOU. 106 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:43,377 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF SEARCHING FOR ANOTHER CYCLOPS. 107 00:05:43,447 --> 00:05:45,097 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 108 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:47,072 I'VE DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE. 109 00:05:47,137 --> 00:05:50,067 DO YOU THINK PERHAPS, YOU AND I... 110 00:05:52,481 --> 00:05:55,031 HA-HA! 111 00:05:55,103 --> 00:05:56,453 FRY, YOU IDIOT. 112 00:05:56,516 --> 00:05:58,266 EVER SINCE I WAS ABANDONED ON EARTH 113 00:05:58,343 --> 00:06:00,593 I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR WHO MY PEOPLE ARE 114 00:06:00,654 --> 00:06:02,174 AND WHERE THEY COME FROM. 115 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,830 THEN I FINALLY MEET ANOTHER CYCLOPS AND YOU BLAST HIM. 116 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:07,716 YOU WRECKED MY ONE CHANCE TO LEARN WHO I AM. 117 00:06:07,793 --> 00:06:10,413 OH, LEELA, I FEEL TERRIBLE. 118 00:06:10,481 --> 00:06:12,101 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN EVER DO... 119 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,142 GOTCHA. 120 00:06:15,172 --> 00:06:16,342 I WON! 121 00:06:16,413 --> 00:06:19,003 I'M THE GREATEST! 122 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:21,067 [ Laughing ] 123 00:06:22,206 --> 00:06:23,856 COME ON. WE HAVE WORK TO DO. 124 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:26,960 [ Groans ] 125 00:06:30,343 --> 00:06:32,653 [ Sighs ] 126 00:06:32,723 --> 00:06:34,483 ARE YOU STILLMAD AT ME FOR WRECKING 127 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:36,240 YOUR ONCE-IN-A- LIFETIME CHANCE 128 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:38,480 TO LEARN THE MEANING OF YOUR EXISTENCE? 129 00:06:38,550 --> 00:06:40,930 NO. I'M JUST HAPPY YOU WERE ABLE TO WIN A VIDEO GAME. 130 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,930 NOW LET'S CONCENTRATE ON GETTING THIS DESPERATELY NEEDED POPCORN 131 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,690 TO THE PEOPLE OF CINEPLEX FOURTEEN, OKAY? 132 00:06:46,757 --> 00:06:49,377 [ Computer ] Leela, you've got mail. 133 00:06:49,447 --> 00:06:50,377 [ Sighs ] 134 00:06:50,447 --> 00:06:51,717 It's not spam. 135 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:52,623 HUH? 136 00:06:53,965 --> 00:06:55,095 IT'S HIM. 137 00:06:55,172 --> 00:06:56,522 To Leela. 138 00:06:56,586 --> 00:06:58,306 Subject, hello. I am Alcazar. 139 00:06:58,379 --> 00:07:00,309 Fortunately, I wrote down your screen name 140 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,929 before I was dispatched by that oafish moron. 141 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,140 KICKED YOUR ASS. 142 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:06,446 Leela, we have much to discuss. 143 00:07:06,516 --> 00:07:08,136 Please come join me on the planet of your birth. 144 00:07:08,206 --> 00:07:09,166 Coordinates follow. 145 00:07:11,586 --> 00:07:13,096 WELL, TOO BAD WE'VE GOT 146 00:07:13,172 --> 00:07:14,452 TO MAKE THAT URGENT POPCORN DELIVERY. 147 00:07:17,689 --> 00:07:19,379 [ Leela ] IT'LL GET THERE. 148 00:07:43,689 --> 00:07:45,689 [ Leela ] AFTER A WHOLE LIFE OF SEARCHING 149 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,307 I MAY FINALLY HAVE FOUND WHERE I BELONG. 150 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,029 TOO BAD IT'S A DUMP. 151 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:54,273 LOOK AT THAT STATUE. 152 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,483 IT'S ONLY GOT ONE EYE. 153 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:56,900 LAZY SCULPTOR. 154 00:07:56,965 --> 00:07:58,335 [ Man ] WELCOME HOME, LEELA. 155 00:07:58,413 --> 00:07:59,653 ALCAZAR? 156 00:07:59,723 --> 00:08:01,593 ARE YOU REAL 157 00:08:01,654 --> 00:08:02,834 OR AM I SEEING SINGLE? 158 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:04,476 OW. 159 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:05,860 OF COURSE, I'M REAL. 160 00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:09,550 AFTER ALL THIS TIME, SOMEBODY ELSE WITH ONE EYE 161 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:12,620 WHO ISN'T A CLUMSY CARPENTER OR A KID WITH A B.B. GUN. 162 00:08:12,689 --> 00:08:14,209 IT'S ALL RIGHT, LEELA. 163 00:08:14,274 --> 00:08:15,624 YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE AGAIN. 164 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,270 COME. 165 00:08:19,343 --> 00:08:21,413 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO YOURSELF. 166 00:08:21,481 --> 00:08:22,931 DO YOU MIND IF YOUR SERVANTS WALK? 167 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,170 NOT AT ALL. 168 00:08:30,586 --> 00:08:31,956 [ Evil Laughter ] 169 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:35,003 [ Alcazar ] WE ARE THE LAST REMAINING CYCLOPES. 170 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:36,587 OUR PLANET IS CYCLOPIA. 171 00:08:36,654 --> 00:08:38,934 THIS IS THE CAPITOL, CYCLOPS CITY. 172 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,140 STOP ME IF I'M GOING TOO FAST FOR YOU. 173 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:43,266 SO MUCH INFORMATION, AND YET, SOMEHOW 174 00:08:43,344 --> 00:08:45,074 I FEEL AS IF I KNOW IT ALL ALREADY. 175 00:08:45,136 --> 00:08:48,446 THIS SACRED MOSAIC DEPICTS OUR GODDESS OF BEAUTY. 176 00:08:48,517 --> 00:08:51,617 HMM. YOU GOT ANY SACRED ARTWORK OF HER FROM THE BACK? 177 00:08:51,688 --> 00:08:53,518 HER PERFECT EYE REMINDS ME OF YOURS, LEELA. 178 00:08:53,586 --> 00:08:54,966 HAD OUR RACE SURVIVED 179 00:08:55,033 --> 00:08:57,313 YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN A TEMPLE PRIESTESS 180 00:08:57,379 --> 00:08:58,519 OR A SUPERMODEL. 181 00:08:58,586 --> 00:09:00,476 OH, PLEASE. REALLY? 182 00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:08,067 [ Goofy Humming ] 183 00:09:11,413 --> 00:09:13,273 AND THERE'S THE INFAMOUS PIRATE PURPLE BEARD, 184 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,624 SCOURGE OF THE SIX SEAS. 185 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,098 WHAT'S OVER THAT HILL? 186 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:17,762 [ Alcazar ] THE FORBIDDEN VALLEY-- 187 00:09:17,826 --> 00:09:19,996 A HOLY SANCTUARY WHERE NO ONE MAY TREAD. 188 00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:21,407 IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE A CEMETERY? 189 00:09:21,481 --> 00:09:23,381 'CAUSE I GOT TO TAKE A LEAK. OW! 190 00:09:23,447 --> 00:09:25,167 FRY, THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO OUR PEOPLE. 191 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,210 ISN'T IT? 192 00:09:27,274 --> 00:09:28,244 OW. 193 00:09:30,965 --> 00:09:32,785 THIS IS MY HOME. 194 00:09:32,861 --> 00:09:34,271 I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK LESS OF ME 195 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:35,654 BECAUSE I LIVE IN A GIANT CASTLE. 196 00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:37,554 OH, NO, NOT AT ALL. 197 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,450 IF ANYTHING, I'M MOREIMPRESSED. 198 00:09:42,102 --> 00:09:45,972 OOH. I'M GOING TO NEED TO MAKE SOME ROOM. 199 00:09:48,136 --> 00:09:50,446 AND HERE IS WHERE I DREAM MY LONELY DREAMS 200 00:09:50,517 --> 00:09:51,897 AND COOK MY SIMPLE MEALS. 201 00:09:51,965 --> 00:09:53,475 IT'S ALL SO SAD. 202 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:56,001 WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PEOPLE? 203 00:09:57,688 --> 00:09:59,898 [ Sighing ] 204 00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:03,449 THAT'S TOO PAINFUL TO SPEAK OF NOW. 205 00:10:03,517 --> 00:10:05,717 COME. I'LL SHOW YOU YOUR QUARTERS. 206 00:10:06,826 --> 00:10:10,096 [ Whistling Casually ] 207 00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:11,102 [ Clangs ] 208 00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:13,902 OW. OW. OW. 209 00:10:19,895 --> 00:10:22,515 [ Alcazar Sobbing ] 210 00:10:34,586 --> 00:10:36,336 I HEARD YOU FROM MY ROOM. 211 00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:37,343 WHAT'S WRONG? 212 00:10:37,413 --> 00:10:38,413 NOTHING. 213 00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:39,761 IT'S JUST... 214 00:10:39,826 --> 00:10:40,926 NO, LEELA. 215 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,100 I DON'T WANT TO SEE TEARS IN YOUR PERFECT EYE. 216 00:10:43,172 --> 00:10:45,832 PLEASE. IS IT ABOUT THE FATE OF OUR PEOPLE? 217 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,445 BECAUSE I'M VERY INTERESTED IN THAT. 218 00:10:47,517 --> 00:10:49,067 WELL, OKAY 219 00:10:49,136 --> 00:10:50,616 BUT IT'S CHILLY 220 00:10:50,688 --> 00:10:52,618 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL WET FROM THE TEARS. 221 00:10:52,688 --> 00:10:53,968 LET'S GO INTO MY CHAMBER. 222 00:10:56,274 --> 00:10:58,724 IT WASN'T LONG AGO 223 00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:00,833 OUR PEOPLE WERE HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS 224 00:11:00,895 --> 00:11:03,475 BUT THE EYELESS MOLE PEOPLE OF SUB-TERRA THREE 225 00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:05,141 GREW JEALOUS OF OUR VISUAL PROWESS. 226 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,686 THEY FIRED MISSILES IN ALL DIRECTIONS 227 00:11:07,758 --> 00:11:10,928 HOPING TO HIT CYCLOPIA. 228 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,650 UNFORTUNATELY, ONE OF THE 40 PLANETS HIT WAS OURS. 229 00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:16,174 HOW FAR AWAY DO YOU THINK IT IS? 230 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,900 A TRILLION MILES? 231 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,830 [ Alcazar ] THINGS GOT HOT. 232 00:11:21,895 --> 00:11:23,445 YOU LOOK A LITTLE HOT, ACTUALLY. 233 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,337 YOU COULD TAKE OFF THAT JACKET. 234 00:11:25,413 --> 00:11:27,273 OUR PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO BE HOT. 235 00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:29,414 ANYWAY, JUST BEFORE THE IMPACT 236 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,101 OUR SMARTEST SCIENTIST MANAGED TO SAVE ONE BABY. 237 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:34,172 [ Crying ] 238 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:41,174 ALCAZAR, I USED TO BE A BABY. 239 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,030 IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ME. 240 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,722 [ Alcazar ] FORTUNATELY, I WAS EMPLOYED AS A POOL CLEANER AT THE TIME 241 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,593 AND, WHEN I EMERGED FROM RETRIEVING A DEAD POSSUM 242 00:11:47,654 --> 00:11:49,004 I FOUND I WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT. 243 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:51,377 [ Anguished Cry ] 244 00:11:51,447 --> 00:11:53,097 IT'S SO TRAGIC. 245 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,932 YES, BUT THE REAL TRAGEDY 246 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,720 IS THAT OUR RACE ENDS WITH US. 247 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,003 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO. 248 00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:58,997 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 249 00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,517 YOU'RE A MALE. 250 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,136 AND I'M A FEMALE. 251 00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:03,716 I'M STILL NOT FOLLOWING YOU. 252 00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:07,405 [ Smooching Sounds And Moaning ] 253 00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,757 WAKE UP, MY KING. 254 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:25,446 [ Grunting, Hacking And Spitting ] 255 00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:27,027 OH, GEEZ, WHAT A NIGHT. 256 00:12:27,102 --> 00:12:28,072 MAKE ME SOME COFFEE, WOULD YA? 257 00:12:28,136 --> 00:12:29,516 UH, SURE. OKAY. 258 00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:30,786 WHAT DO YOU TAKE WITH THAT? 259 00:12:30,861 --> 00:12:32,341 PANCAKES AND SAUSAGE. 260 00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:34,523 KITCHEN'S IN THE BASEMENT; PANS ARE IN THE ATTIC. 261 00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,616 MAYBE AFTER BREAKFAST 262 00:12:36,688 --> 00:12:39,098 WE CAN TALK ABOUT REBUILDING OUR CIVILIZATION. 263 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,972 [ Snoring ] 264 00:12:43,654 --> 00:12:46,724 MMM. GREAT PANCAKES, LEELA. 265 00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:48,523 YEAH, THEY'LL COME IN HANDY 266 00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:50,446 IF I NEED TO COVER ANY TINY MANHOLES. 267 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:51,547 [ Chuckling ] 268 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,970 [ Laughing ] 269 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,343 LISTEN, HON 270 00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:57,213 WE DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE SLOBS 271 00:12:57,274 --> 00:12:58,764 IN FRONT OF THE OTHER SPECIES, DO WE? 272 00:12:58,826 --> 00:12:59,586 NO. 273 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,144 SO GET TO WORK ON THESE DISHES. 274 00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:02,376 THEN ORGANIZE MY COLLECTION 275 00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:04,477 OF NAKED CELEBRITY PHOTOS BY WHAT YOU CAN SEE. 276 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,691 LOOK, ALCAZAR... 277 00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:06,618 CALL ME AL. 278 00:13:06,688 --> 00:13:07,788 LOOK, AL 279 00:13:07,861 --> 00:13:10,001 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN LIVING ALONE A LONG TIME 280 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:11,237 AND I CAN SYMPATHIZE 281 00:13:11,309 --> 00:13:12,589 BUT I'M NOT YOUR MAID. 282 00:13:12,654 --> 00:13:14,034 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 283 00:13:14,102 --> 00:13:16,072 I GUESS THE RELATIONSHIP ISN'T GOING TO WORK OUT. 284 00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:17,476 SO MUCH FOR THE CYCLOPS RACE. 285 00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:19,141 I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD RACE BUT... 286 00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:20,406 OKAY, OKAY. 287 00:13:20,481 --> 00:13:22,071 I'LL DO THE DISHES. 288 00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:23,926 HEY, WHERE'D THEY GO? 289 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,410 [ Clanking ] 290 00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:30,758 AH. LEELA IS EXPERIENCING 291 00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:32,756 THE GREATEST JOY A WOMAN CAN FEEL-- 292 00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:35,206 WORSHIPPING SOME LOWLIFE JERK. 293 00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:37,244 HE MAY BE SOME LOWLIFE JERK 294 00:13:37,309 --> 00:13:38,689 BUT I DON'T TRUST HIM. 295 00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:40,238 I THINK HE'S HIDING SOMETHING 296 00:13:40,309 --> 00:13:41,999 AND I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS. 297 00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:47,793 [ Fiendish Laughter ] 298 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,341 TRY AND STOP ME. 299 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,863 [ Screaming ] 300 00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,651 AL? 301 00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,974 I DID MY HAIR THE WAY YOU WANTED IT. 302 00:14:00,102 --> 00:14:01,272 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 303 00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,034 FRIENDS. 304 00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:05,342 HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THIS COUCH 305 00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:07,273 AND THAT TV SET AND ALL THIS STUFF? 306 00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,484 THEY WERE GIVING IT AWAY ON THE STREET CORNER 307 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:10,651 JUST LIKE YOU, LEELA. 308 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,074 [ Whooping And Hooting ] 309 00:14:13,136 --> 00:14:14,856 TOO BAD THEY WEREN'T GIVING AWAY 310 00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:16,651 THE THREE THINGS YOU ACTUALLY NEED-- 311 00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:20,214 MOUTHWASH, A BACK WAX, AND STAIN-PROOF UNDERWEAR. 312 00:14:20,274 --> 00:14:21,594 [ Whooping And Hooting ] 313 00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:22,764 YOU GO, GIRL! 314 00:14:22,826 --> 00:14:25,336 BY THE WAY, YOUR PAL FRY FELL INTO THE DUNGEON. 315 00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:28,003 TAKE HIM A TACO SO HE DOESN'T DIE AND STINK UP THE PLACE. 316 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,447 COME ON, AL. 317 00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:30,967 CAN'T YOU LET THE LITTLE GUY OUT? 318 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:33,273 GEEZ, LEELA, TWICE IN ONE DAY? 319 00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:34,904 I'M NOT SUPERMAN. 320 00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:36,995 [ Whooping And Hooting ] 321 00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:43,136 WHY WERE YOU SNEAKING 322 00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:44,896 INTO MY PEOPLE'S FORBIDDEN VALLEY? 323 00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:47,135 'CAUSE I THINK ALCAZAR'S HIDING SOMETHING FROM YOU. 324 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:49,236 LISTEN, LEELA, YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT. 325 00:14:49,309 --> 00:14:51,339 YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE IT. YOU MAY NOT WANT TO HEAR IT. 326 00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:53,973 BUT ALCAZAR'S A JERK. HE'S BAD FOR YOU. HE-- 327 00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:55,343 I KNOW. 328 00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:56,383 YOU DO? 329 00:14:56,447 --> 00:14:58,337 FRY, IF IT'S OBVIOUS TO YOU 330 00:14:58,413 --> 00:14:59,833 WITH YOUR LEARNING DISABILITY 331 00:14:59,895 --> 00:15:01,715 THEN, OF COURSE, IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME. 332 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:04,553 HE'S CRUDE AND GROSS, AND HE TREATS ME LIKE A SLAVE. 333 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,380 THEN DUMP HIS ONE-EYED ASS. 334 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,447 I CAN'T. 335 00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:08,687 IF I LEAVE ALCAZAR 336 00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,338 THAT'S THE END OF THE CYCLOPS RACE 337 00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:12,313 AND I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN 338 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,549 EVEN IF IT MEANS A LIFETIME OF UNHAPPINESS. 339 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,170 [ Toilet Flushing ] 340 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,790 [ Alcazar ] LEELA, MOP UP IN AISLE NUMBER TWO. 341 00:15:18,861 --> 00:15:21,071 [ Animals Laughing And Hooting ] 342 00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:23,136 I'LL BREAK UP WITH HIM AT DINNER. 343 00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:24,996 I'LL BE THERE. 344 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,930 YO, LEELA, WHAT GIVES? 345 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,410 PIG SAYS YOUR SLOP TASTES LIKE CRAP. 346 00:15:30,481 --> 00:15:31,791 YEAH, LIKE CRAP. 347 00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:32,831 [ Snorting ] 348 00:15:32,895 --> 00:15:34,235 COME ON, LEELA. 349 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,409 YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS GUY. 350 00:15:35,481 --> 00:15:36,451 DUMP HIM ALREADY. 351 00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:37,757 I'M TRYING. 352 00:15:37,826 --> 00:15:38,996 [ Clinking ] 353 00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,997 HEY, EVERYONE, JAM A SOCK IN YOUR SPIT FAUCETS. 354 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,209 NOT LONG AGO, I SPENT MY LONELY NIGHTS 355 00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:46,004 RENTING SLASHER FLICKS WITH RAT MAN 356 00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:47,267 AND HIS GIRLFRIEND. 357 00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:49,174 BUT THEN A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ARRIVED... 358 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,690 STOP EATING, PIG! 359 00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:52,828 AND SHE BROUGHT NEW HOPE FOR ME 360 00:15:52,895 --> 00:15:54,585 AND OUR ONCE-GREAT CIVILIZATION. 361 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,654 NOW, A MILLION CENTURIES OF CYCLOPS DESTINY 362 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,834 DEPEND ON THE ANSWER TO ONE QUESTION. 363 00:15:59,895 --> 00:16:02,995 LEELA, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 364 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,267 NO. NO. 365 00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:06,344 YES, I WILL! 366 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:07,273 OH! 367 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:12,995 THEY'REGETTING MARRIED. 368 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,517 CONGRATULATIONS, LEELA. 369 00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:25,586 [ All Congratulating ] 370 00:16:25,654 --> 00:16:26,904 GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 371 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:28,305 IT'S A MAGICAL DAY. 372 00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:29,999 WELCOME! 373 00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:41,003 PSST! LEELA! 374 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,757 YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME OUT OF HERE. 375 00:16:42,826 --> 00:16:44,516 IT'S HORRIBLE-- EATING SCRAPS 376 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,336 LETTING MY WASTE DROP WHEREVER IT FALLS 377 00:16:46,413 --> 00:16:48,243 LIKE AN ANIMAL IN A ZOO. 378 00:16:48,309 --> 00:16:49,549 ANIMALS GO IN THE CORNER. 379 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:50,900 THE CORNER. 380 00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,545 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 381 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,030 LOOK, FRY, I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU 382 00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:57,552 BUT IT'S MY WEDDING, AND I'M KIND OF BUSY. 383 00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:00,030 HERE. TRY TO BE HAPPY FOR ME. 384 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,412 THAT WAY, AT LEAST ONE OF US WILL BE. 385 00:17:01,481 --> 00:17:03,271 THAT'S IT. 386 00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:05,764 IT'S TIME FOR THIS BIRD TO WALK. 387 00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:06,826 [ Grunting ] 388 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,792 [ Giddy Laughter ] 389 00:17:14,931 --> 00:17:16,101 OW! 390 00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:16,902 [ Groans ] 391 00:17:16,964 --> 00:17:18,074 BENDER! 392 00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:20,686 COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO GET SOME DIRT ON ALCAZAR. 393 00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:23,858 LET'S GO FIND OUT WHAT MAKES THE FORBIDDEN VALLEY SO FORBIDDEN. 394 00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:25,791 EH, NO THANKS. I'M GOOD. 395 00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:28,522 BUT THERE'S PROBABLY SOME COOL FORBIDDEN STUFF YOU CAN STEAL. 396 00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:30,136 I DON'T KNOW, FRY. 397 00:17:30,205 --> 00:17:32,825 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I FEEL LIKE... 398 00:17:32,895 --> 00:17:34,925 I'VE STOLEN ENOUGH. 399 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,930 BENDER, SNAP OUT OF IT. 400 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,410 [ Sputtering ] 401 00:17:38,481 --> 00:17:40,211 SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME. 402 00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:42,335 LET'S GO! 403 00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:44,453 ♪ I LOVE STEALIN' ♪ 404 00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:46,377 ♪ I LOVE TAKIN' THINGS ♪ 405 00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:49,344 [ Yawns ] 406 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,860 [ Plays Reggae "Here Comes The Bride" ] 407 00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:57,381 [ Raspberry ] 408 00:17:57,448 --> 00:18:01,028 THAT PIG OVER THERE IS WEARING THE SAME SANDALS AS ME. 409 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:04,143 [ Lizards Snarl And Hiss ] 410 00:18:04,205 --> 00:18:05,165 COME ON, BOY, JUMP! 411 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,930 GOOD BOY. 412 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,650 [ Bender ] WHOA, MITTENS. 413 00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:11,003 [ Lizard Screeches ] 414 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,307 [ Fry And Bender Gasp ] 415 00:18:12,378 --> 00:18:13,758 MY GOD! 416 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,956 FOUR IDENTICAL CASTLES. 417 00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:19,524 EACH MORE IDENTICAL THAN THE LAST. 418 00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:20,516 [ Fry ] THAT'S WEIRD. 419 00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:22,586 IT'S ANOTHER CYCLOPS. 420 00:18:22,654 --> 00:18:24,414 ONLY THIS ONE HAS FIVE EYES. 421 00:18:24,481 --> 00:18:27,171 AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE WITH NOEYES. 422 00:18:28,481 --> 00:18:31,961 DOES ANYONE HAVE A REASON WHY THIS COUPLE 423 00:18:32,034 --> 00:18:34,034 SHALL NOT BE JOINED 424 00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:37,653 IN THE IRREVOCABLE SHACKLES OF HOLY BLISS? 425 00:18:37,723 --> 00:18:39,593 SAVING A RACE OF ONE-EYED MONSTERS? 426 00:18:39,654 --> 00:18:41,244 WHO COULD OBJECT TO THAT? 427 00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:44,860 CUT TO THE CHASE, PREACH. 428 00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:46,961 DO YOU, ALCAZAR, TAKE THIS WOMAN... 429 00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,724 POORER, IN SICKNESS, TO LOVE, DEATH, PART? 430 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,452 YEAH, SURE, I DO. COME ON-- FASTER! 431 00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:52,547 DO YOU, LEELA, COPY AND PASTE HIS RESPONSE 432 00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:54,169 TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? 433 00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:04,692 I... D-- 434 00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:07,688 [ Lizards Screeching ] 435 00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:08,548 [ All Gasping ] 436 00:19:08,619 --> 00:19:09,409 OH, MY GOD. 437 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,241 [ Squeals ] 438 00:19:10,309 --> 00:19:10,899 WHAT THE...? 439 00:19:10,964 --> 00:19:12,284 HEY, ALCAZAR, 440 00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:14,284 YOU LEFT SOMEBODY OFF THE GUEST LIST. 441 00:19:14,344 --> 00:19:16,724 [ Panting ] ALCAZAR! 442 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,342 [ Italian Accent ] WHY YOU ARE SO LATE 443 00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:19,693 FOR OUR WEDDING? 444 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,518 AND WHY YOU HAVE ONLY ONE EYE? 445 00:19:21,586 --> 00:19:22,546 IT'S... [ Chuckles ] 446 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,859 OOH. 447 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,621 UH, HEY, SWEETIE. 448 00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:29,239 JUST GO BACK TO THE CASTLE AND WAIT FOR ME. 449 00:19:29,309 --> 00:19:31,309 [ Gasping ] SHE... SHE'S NUTS. 450 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,758 I CAN MORPH INTO A FIVE-EYED ALIEN 451 00:19:33,826 --> 00:19:35,826 AND I KIND OFSAID I'D MARRY HER. 452 00:19:35,895 --> 00:19:37,645 BUT I'M REALLY A CYCLOPS 453 00:19:37,723 --> 00:19:39,763 AND I'M REALLY GOING TO MARRY YOU. 454 00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:42,516 OH, YEAH? THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS? 455 00:19:44,136 --> 00:19:45,786 UH... [ Chuckles ] 456 00:19:45,862 --> 00:19:47,342 UH... THIS IS A BIT AWKWARD. 457 00:19:47,413 --> 00:19:48,383 WHO'S A-SHE? 458 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,758 WHO'S SHE? 459 00:19:49,826 --> 00:19:50,926 WHO ARE THEY? 460 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,790 GO BACK TO THE CASTLE, SANDY. 461 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:54,592 AND MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO MEET HER 462 00:19:54,654 --> 00:19:56,034 AND HER. 463 00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:57,693 UH, EH, UH... 464 00:19:57,758 --> 00:20:00,068 THIS, UM... [ Chuckling ] 465 00:20:00,136 --> 00:20:01,686 LEELA... 466 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:04,028 THIS MUST ALL BE VERY CONFUSING. 467 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,003 A LITTLE. 468 00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:06,647 THAT'S WHY I'VE DECIDED TO HURT YOU 469 00:20:06,723 --> 00:20:07,963 UNTIL YOU EXPLAIN IT. 470 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:09,284 [ Yelling And Grunting ] 471 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,210 SHOW US YOUR REALFORM. 472 00:20:15,275 --> 00:20:15,755 YEAH! 473 00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:16,476 DO IT! 474 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,140 [ Snorts ] 475 00:20:28,931 --> 00:20:32,451 WELL, THIS IS THE REAL ME, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN. 476 00:20:32,517 --> 00:20:33,997 WE ALL HAVE NEEDS. 477 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,307 MINE WAS TO MAKE IT WITH FIVE WEIRDOS 478 00:20:36,378 --> 00:20:38,448 AND HAVE THEM SCRUB MY FIVE CASTLES. 479 00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:40,207 I GAVE YOU ALL WHAT YOU WANTED 480 00:20:40,275 --> 00:20:42,205 AND, OF COURSE, I MADE A FEW BUCKS LETTING PIG 481 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,645 WATCH THROUGH THE TWO-WAY MIRROR. 482 00:20:43,723 --> 00:20:45,593 CAN ANY OF YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE 483 00:20:45,654 --> 00:20:47,414 THE EXACT SAME THING IN MY POSITION? 484 00:20:47,481 --> 00:20:50,241 [ Weeping ] HE'S A SAINT. 485 00:20:50,309 --> 00:20:53,379 BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE ALL FIVE WEDDINGS ON THE SAME DAY? 486 00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:55,278 HEY, LADY, YOU GOT ANY IDEA WHAT IT COSTS 487 00:20:55,344 --> 00:20:56,654 TO RENT A TUX THAT CHANGES SHAPE? 488 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,103 ALL RIGHT, ALCAZAR. 489 00:20:58,172 --> 00:21:00,592 I JUST HAVE ONE LAST QUESTION FOR YOU. 490 00:21:00,654 --> 00:21:01,554 WHAT'S THAT? 491 00:21:01,619 --> 00:21:03,209 IF YOU COULD CHANGE FORM 492 00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:06,065 WHY DIDN'T YOU CHANGE IT IN THE ONEPLACE THAT COUNTS? 493 00:21:06,136 --> 00:21:08,716 [ Whooping And Jeering ] 494 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:10,552 [ Farnsworth Laughs Alone ] 495 00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:16,860 [ Bender Humming ] 496 00:21:16,931 --> 00:21:19,481 THANKS FOR SAVING ME FROM THAT CREEP, FRY. 497 00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:21,210 HEY, THAT'S WHAT I DO. 498 00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:24,065 I GUESS I WAS SO DESPERATE TO FIND OUT WHO I REALLY WAS 499 00:21:24,136 --> 00:21:26,376 I FORGOT WHO I REALLY WAS. 500 00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:27,788 NO HARM DONE. 501 00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:30,102 IN THE MANY DECADES YOU'LL WORK TO REPAY ME 502 00:21:30,172 --> 00:21:32,622 FOR THAT SHIPMENT OF POPCORN YOU DESTROYED 503 00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:35,959 YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO SEARCH FOR YOUR TRUE HOME. 504 00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:37,214 YEAH. 505 00:21:37,275 --> 00:21:40,585 I MEAN, HOW MANY PLANETS CAN THERE BE?