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FINALLY, THE LAST FORM
OF THE DAY.

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WELCOME TO STAMPYTOWN,
POPULATION FIVE.

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AND NOW FOR THE FINISHING TOUCH.

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AH, THE CYCLE OF BUREAUCRACY.

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SWEET GORILLA OF MANILA!

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A LETTER
FROM THE CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY.

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"ATTENTION, HERMES CONRAD.

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"YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE
A LETTER

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FROM THE CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY."

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MY GOD!

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IT'S FROM THE CENTRAL
BUREAUCRACY!

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I'M HAVING A POKER
GAME TONIGHT

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WITH SOME FRIENDS FROM
MY OLD CRYOGENICS JOB.

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YOU GUYS INTERESTED?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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I ONLY GAMBLE WITH CHUMPS.

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I'LL PLAY.

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I'M IN!

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LEELA, FRY, ROBOT

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NO MATTER WHAT IT IS
YOU'RE DOING TONIGHT

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I'M AVAILABLE.

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WE'RE PLAYING POKER.

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BUT I'M WARNING YOU

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MY FRIENDS ARE
SERIOUS PLAYERS.

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BAH, BIG SHOTS.

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I SAY LET THE DICE
DO THE TALKING.

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[ Humming ]

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WOW, YOU LOOK HAPPY.

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IS SOMEONE FIRED?BETTER.

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THE CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY

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IS CONDUCTING AN INSPECTION
TOMORROW.

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I WILL FINALLY
BE PROMOTED TO GRADE 35

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THE 35th HIGHEST GRADE THERE IS.

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HERMES, WAIT.

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WE'RE HAVING
A POKER PARTY.

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STAY AND WHIP OFF

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A BATCH OF YOUR
FAMOUS JERK DIP.

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SORRY. I SPENT
ALL DAY

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PUTTING MY
OFFICE IN ORDER.

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NOW I GOT
TO GO HOME

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TO RELAX THE
TRADITIONAL
JAMAICAN WAY.

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A GLASS OF WARM MILK
AND A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

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JAMAICAN? I THOUGHT YOU WERE

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SOME KIND OF OUTER SPACE
POTATO MAN.

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[ Doorbell Rings ]

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AH, THAT MUST BE MY OLD BOSS.

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HELLO, LEELA.
YOU'RE FIRED.

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I KNOW.

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I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S
JUST THAT YOU'RE

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OVER A YEAR LATE
FOR WORK AT THIS POINT.

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LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

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SO I TOLD LEELA

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"YOUR REQUEST FOR A DATE
IS MOST FLATTERING

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"BUT I MUST DECLINE.

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"THESE OFFICE ROMANCES
NEVER WORK OUT.

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AFTER ALL, THAT IS HOW
I MET MY HORRIBLE WIFE."

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[ All Laughing ]

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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

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BUT YOU NEVER
WORE YOUR RING.

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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A WIFE.

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AND MY WIFE DOESN'T KNOW
I HAVE A JOB.

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I KEEP MY PERSONAL
AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE.

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COME ON, LET'S DEAL.

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YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
TO TALK WHEN YOU'RE POOR.

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WHAT'S WITH THE
SPECS, BENDER?

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THEY'RE MY LUCKY SHADES.

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I STOLE THEM OFF SOME LUCKY GUY

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WHILE HIS LUCKY SEEING EYE DOG
WAS TAKING A WHIZ.

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EH?

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[ Loud Chomping ]

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[ Spitting Sounds ]

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HEY!

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I CAN'T SPELL ANYTHING
WITH THESE CARDS.

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[ Bender Humming ]

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FINALLY, I HAVE
A GOOD CLAW. SEE?

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THREE HUMAN FEMALES,
A NUMBER

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AND A KING GIVING
HIMSELF BRAIN SURGERY.

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IT DOESN'T MATTER

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HOW MANY HUMAN FEMALES
YOU HAVE.

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BENDER'S ON
A HOT STREAK.

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WHAT CAN I SAY?

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MUST BE MY LUCKY SHADES.

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Beeps ]

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NOTHING. NOTHING.

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CRAP. CRAP. GARBAGE.

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READ 'EM AND LEAK SALTWATER.

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[ All Grumbling ]

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MY BABY'S MILK MONEY!

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[ Bender Laughs ]

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OH, I AM BROKE.

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WHAT WILL I TELL
MY HORRIBLE WIFE?

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IF I WERE YOU

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I'D BE MORE WORRIED
ABOUT THAT TAPEWORM

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GOING TO TOWN
ON YOUR INTESTINES.

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LET ME SEE THOSE GLASSES.

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[ Coughs ]

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UH... UH...

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OH, MY VARIOUS GODS,
X-RAY SPECS!

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GUYS, UH, I SWEAR
THOSE ARE PRESCRIPTION.

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I NEED THEM FOR READING STUFF...

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ON THE OTHER SIDE OF STUFF.

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YOU CHEATER.

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BREAK HIS NECK!

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NO, DON'T HURT HIM.

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HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Panting ]

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[ Bender ]
HEY, YOU WOULDN'T HIT A GUY
WITH X-RAY GLASSES, WOULD YOU?

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[ Loud Crashing And Banging ]

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EASY ON THE ARM!

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OH, MY ASS!

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OH! OW!

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[ Scatting ]

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[ Gasps ]

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GREAT COW OF MOSCOW!

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UH, IT WAS GHOSTS.

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BIG ONES.

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AND A TORNADO.

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OH! I'LL NEVER PASS
INSPECTION NOW.

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THEY'LL BUST ME LOWER
THAN A LIMBO STICK

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AT CARNIVAL TIME.

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AND THAT'S AS LOW
AS LIMBO STICKS GET.

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AW, HEY, COME ON,
DON'T WORRY.

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WE'LL WATCH YOU
CLEAN UP.

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IT'S TOO LATE.

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THE INSPECTOR WILL BE HERE
IN EXACTLY ONE SECOND.

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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

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MORGAN PROCTOR,
BUREAUCRAT, GRADE 19.

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HERMES CONRAD,
BUREAUCRAT, GRADE 36.

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ENOUGH FRIENDLY BANTER.

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SHALL WE BEGIN
THE INSPECTION?

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THIS WAY, PLEASE.

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GEEZ, HERMES, YOU SEEM
AWFULLY CALM ABOUT THIS.

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DON'T WORRY.

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I HAVE A PLAN.

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I'M GOING TO JUMP!

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[ All Gasping ]

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NO!NO!

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[ Bender ]
DO A FLIP!

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DON'T DO IT, HERMES!

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YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!

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I GET IT.
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.

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PLEASE, OLD FRIEND, DON'T JUMP.

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USE ANOTHER METHOD
THAT WON'T DAMAGE YOUR LIVER.

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OTHER PEOPLE
NEED IT, YOU KNOW.

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HUSBAND, NO!

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OUT OF MY WAY, WIFE!

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I WASN'T CUT OUT TO BE
A BUREAUCRAT ANYWAY.

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I'M ONLY ANAL
78.36% OF THE TIME.

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I'M NOT WORTHY TO STAMP A FORM

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SO I'LL STAMP THE PAVEMENT
WITH MY FLABBY BODY.

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BUREAUCRAT CONRAD

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IF YOU COMPLETE YOUR DEATH
TRANSACTION WITHOUT FILING

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A SUICIDE AND/OR
FALLING ACCIDENT PERMIT

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YOU WILL BE
POSTHUMOUSLY DEMOTED.

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LIFE, DEATH--

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EITHER WAY I'M DEMOTED
TO A TINY CUBICLE.

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[ Shivering ]

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SWEET SOMETHING OF...
OF SOMEPLACE.

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AS YOUR SUPERIOR,
I HEREBY RELIEVE
YOU OF DUTY.

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CONSIDER YOURSELF
ON PAID VACATION.

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OH! THE ULTIMATE PENALTY.

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I RECOMMEND
THE HEALTH CURE

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ON SPA FIVE,
THE SAUNA PLANET.

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HERE, READ.

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SPA FIVE? IS IT GOOD?

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OH, IT'S WONDERFUL.

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I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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BUT THEY GIVE ME A BUCKET
OF KRILL

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FOR EVERY PATIENT I SEND.

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NATURALLY, I'LL HAVE
TO ASSIGN A BUREAUCRAT

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TO FILL IN FOR HERMES
WHILE HE'S AWAY.

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I ASSIGN ME. I ACCEPT.

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WELCOME ABOARD.

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THEN IT'S SETTLED.
HERMES WILL RELAX

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AND ZOIDBERG WILL EAT.
HURRAH!

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I'VE BEEN REVIEWING
YOUR CORPORATE RECORDS.

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REGARDING LAST
MONDAY'S DELIVERY

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WHY DID IT TAKE TWICE
AS LONG AS SCHEDULED?

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FRY GOT HIS HEAD
STUCK IN A CRATER.

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I THOUGHT IT WOULD FIT.

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AND DURING THIS PERIOD
OF HEAD-CRATER INTERACTION

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WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

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MARTINI DRINKING CONTEST
WITH THE AUTOPILOT.

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I WOULD HAVE HAD HIM THIS TIME,
BUT WE RAN OUT OF OLIVES.

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I CAN EXPLAIN.

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YOU REALLY THINK

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YOU CAN EXPLAIN
HOW YOU LEFT PORT

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WITHOUT A FULL
COMPLEMENT OF OLIVES?

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I THINK NOT.

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WHAT IS THIS, HIGH SCHOOL?

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LOCKER CHECK.

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WHY ISN'T THIS JACKET
IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?

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WHAT?

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THE ZIPPER.

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IT SHOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM.

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HEY, SOMETIMES
A GUY GETS LONELY.

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[ Insects Buzzing ]

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I, I'VE NEVER SEEN

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ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

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WHY IS THERE YOGURT
IN THIS CAP?

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I CAN EXPLAIN THAT.

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SEE, IT USED TO BE MILK

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AND, WELL, TIME MAKES FOOLS
OF US ALL.

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YOU ARE ALL DISMISSED.

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FRY, I WILL SPEAK
TO YOU ALONE.

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Beeping ]

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UH, WAIT.
THIS IS THE OTHER FRY'S LOCKER.

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I'M FRY WITH A P-H.

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ADMIT IT, FRY,
YOU'RE A SLOB.

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A DIRTY, FILTHY SLOB.

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DIRTY BOY!
DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY!

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WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ANTI-DIRTY, NOT PRO-DIRTY.

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I'M SURROUNDED BY
NEAT FREAKS EVERY DAY.

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THERE'S NOTHING KINKIER
TO ME THAN A FILTHY
SLOP JOCK LIKE YOU.

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OH, STOP.

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[ Both Moaning ]

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NOW LISTEN,
YOU FILTHY PIG

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NO ONE CAN KNOW
ABOUT US.

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IF ANYONE ASKS,
I'LL DENY IT.

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JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GIRL
I'VE DATED.

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[ Instructor ]
AND TWO, AND THREE

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AND FOUR, AND, COME ON,
WORK THOSE ARMS.

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[ All Grunting ]

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THIS IS NO SPA.
IT'S A FORCED LABOR CAMP.

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CURSE THAT DR. ZOIDBERG.

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IF I GET OUT OF HERE

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HE'LL BE LOOKING DOWN THE
BUSINESS END OF A SHRIMP FORK.

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GIVE HIM ONE
FOR ME, TOO, MATE.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY
I GO TO HIM.

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I DON'T MISS TWICE, CAMPERS.

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[ Morgan ] AND FOR THOSE 6½ REASONS

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I AM DEMOTING LEELA TO COPILOT.

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"COPILOT"? UNDER WHO?

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THE AUTOPILOT.

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THAT DRUNK?

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[ Laughing ]

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MR. BENDER, YOU ARE

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NOW IN CHARGE OF COORDINATING

243
00:09:42,895 --> 00:09:44,755
THE PROFESSOR'S
BODILY FUNCTIONS.

244
00:09:44,826 --> 00:09:45,616
[ Gasps ]

245
00:09:45,688 --> 00:09:47,548
THAT'S A FULL-TIME JOB.

246
00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,690
AND, FRY, AS FOR YOU

247
00:09:48,758 --> 00:09:51,098
I AM PROMOTING YOU
TO EXECUTIVE DELIVERY BOY.

248
00:09:51,172 --> 00:09:52,932
YOU WILL NO LONGER GO
ON DELIVERIES

249
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,170
AND YOU WILL HAVE
YOUR OWN OFFICE NEXT TO MINE.

250
00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,000
ALL RIGHT!

251
00:09:58,274 --> 00:10:00,554
MR. BENDER,
WOULD YOU HIGH-FIVE HIM

252
00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:03,030
SO THAT WE CAN CONTINUE
THIS MEETING?

253
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,932
AND ON THE REBOUND?

254
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,270
AH!

255
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,414
MEETING ADJOURNED.

256
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,341
[ Fry Belches ]

257
00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:11,213
[ Belches ]

258
00:10:11,274 --> 00:10:12,274
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT

259
00:10:12,344 --> 00:10:14,034
WHY SHE'S SO NICE
TO YOU, FRY.

260
00:10:14,102 --> 00:10:16,272
SHE'S A HATEFUL MONSTER,
THIS MORGAN.

261
00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:17,864
SHE SCOLDED AND HIT ME.

262
00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:21,271
I TELL YOU, SHE'S RISKING
MY FRIENDSHIP WITH HER.

263
00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:23,344
[ Leela ]
BENDER! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

264
00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:25,143
MORGAN MADE ME WALK
THE PROFESSOR.

265
00:10:25,206 --> 00:10:26,996
THERE WE WERE IN THE PARK

266
00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:29,827
WHEN SUDDENLY, SOME OLD LADY
SAYS I STOLE HER PURSE.

267
00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:31,715
I CHUCKED THE PROFESSOR AT HER

268
00:10:31,793 --> 00:10:34,413
BUT SHE KEPT COMING,
SO I HAD TO HIT HER

269
00:10:34,481 --> 00:10:35,861
WITH THIS PURSE I FOUND.

270
00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:38,411
AH, THE POINT IS,
IT'S MORGAN'S FAULT.

271
00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:40,341
THAT PENCIL-PUSHING SCAZ-WAG.

272
00:10:40,413 --> 00:10:42,653
WHY, IF SHE WERE HERE, I'D--

273
00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:44,694
UH-OH. IS SHE BEHIND ME?

274
00:10:44,758 --> 00:10:45,898
NO, I'M IN
FRONT OF YOU.

275
00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:47,265
[ Shrieks ]

276
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,547
[ Doorbell Rings ]

277
00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:53,860
MORGAN? IT'S 3:00 A.M.

278
00:10:53,931 --> 00:10:55,001
I KNOW.

279
00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:56,377
A SKUNK KNOCKED
OVER MY GARBAGE

280
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,617
AND SUDDENLY,
ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS YOU.

281
00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:02,336
[ Hooting ]

282
00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:03,833
MY GOD.

283
00:11:03,895 --> 00:11:08,095
IT'S SO... REPULSIVE.

284
00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:10,862
SO, UH, THIS IS WHERE YOU EAT?

285
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,621
EAT ANDSLEEP.

286
00:11:13,688 --> 00:11:15,138
OH, FRY!

287
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,523
UH, WAIT!

288
00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:18,646
BENDER'S MY ROOMMATE.

289
00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:19,934
HE COULD BE
BACK ANY SECOND.

290
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,310
NOT LIKELY.

291
00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:24,029
I ORDERED HIM TO FLUSH OUT
THE PROFESSOR'S EAR WAX.

292
00:11:26,172 --> 00:11:28,902
HEY, FRY, I MADE YOU
A CANDLE WITH--

293
00:11:28,965 --> 00:11:30,235
[ Gasps ]

294
00:11:30,309 --> 00:11:31,649
WHAT THE...?

295
00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:34,789
OH, NOW I SEE.

296
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,141
NOW I GET IT.

297
00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:40,166
NOW THE PIECES ARE
FALLING INTO PLACE.

298
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,900
THE OFFICE, THE PROMOTION

299
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:45,165
THAT DWARF IN MY BOOK CLUB
WHO STEALS MY OPINIONS.

300
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,170
IT'S ALL COMING
TOGETHER NOW.

301
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,030
I MUST SAY
THIS OPENS MY EYES.

302
00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:54,072
ANOTHER CASE CLOSED,
MY DEAR WATSON.

303
00:11:54,136 --> 00:11:55,616
MORGAN, COME BACK.

304
00:11:55,688 --> 00:11:57,478
HE'S STUCK IN A LOOP.

305
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,001
FOR I WAS BLIND
BUT NOW I SEE.

306
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,517
THE CAT'S OUT
OF THE BAG NOW.

307
00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:04,406
MR. BENDER,
ABOUT LAST NIGHT--

308
00:12:04,481 --> 00:12:06,861
THAT WAS JUST A...
A MISUNDERSTANDING.

309
00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:08,381
OH, YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND?

310
00:12:08,447 --> 00:12:09,477
WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN.

311
00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:11,931
YOU WERE HAVING
SEX WITH YOU.

312
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,030
NO, YOU SEE,
A BUREAUCRAT OF MY RANK

313
00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:15,692
ISN'T SUPPOSED TO FRATERNIZE.

314
00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:17,618
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO JUICY.

315
00:12:17,688 --> 00:12:20,338
IT'S A FORBIDDEN FRUIT ANGLE
EVERYBODY LOVES.

316
00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,313
FIRST I'LL SAY,
"YOU'LL NEVER GUESS

317
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,339
WHO SAW FRY AND MORGAN
DOING IT."

318
00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:26,343
AND THEY'LL SAY,
"WHO, BENDER, WHO?"

319
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,903
AND I'LL SAY...

320
00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:31,995
[ Voice Slowing Down ]
"IT WAS LOVABLE OLD BENDER."

321
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,517
HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?

322
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,966
I DOWNLOADED HIS BRAIN.

323
00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:37,103
EVERYTHING THAT IS
BENDER IS RIGHT HERE.

324
00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:39,242
HIS MIND,
HIS MEMORIES--

325
00:12:39,309 --> 00:12:41,099
HIS IN-YOUR-FACE INTERFACE.

326
00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:42,522
[ With Monotone ]
I AM BENDER.

327
00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:43,856
PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.

328
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:48,001
BUT, BUT, BENDER NEED
BRAIN FOR SMART MAKING.

329
00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:52,026
WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?

330
00:12:52,102 --> 00:12:53,312
STOP DOING THINGS.

331
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:54,829
I SENT THE DISK
TO BE FILED

332
00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:56,265
AT THE CENTRAL
BUREAUCRACY.

333
00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:57,764
I DID WHAT
I HAD TO DO, FRY.

334
00:12:57,826 --> 00:12:58,826
HE WAS A BAD ROBOT.

335
00:12:58,895 --> 00:13:00,545
NO, HE WAS A BAD FRIEND.

336
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,170
I WANT HIM BACK
RIGHT NOW.

337
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,340
THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE FILED
A REQUEST 20 YEARS AGO.

338
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:06,593
[ Groaning ]

339
00:13:06,654 --> 00:13:09,524
I'M SICK OF YOU
AND YOUR BUREAUCRACY.

340
00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:11,896
DIRTY BOY!

341
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,235
DIRTY BOY!

342
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,265
YOU AND MORGAN WERE
HAVING AN AFFAIR?

343
00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:21,694
I COULDN'T HELP IT.

344
00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:23,828
SHE LOVED ME BECAUSE
OF THE PART OF ME
THAT'S A SLOB.

345
00:13:23,895 --> 00:13:26,265
I LOVED HER BECAUSE
OF THE PART OF ME
THAT'S DESPERATE.

346
00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:27,524
I AM BENDER.

347
00:13:27,586 --> 00:13:29,646
PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.

348
00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:30,834
POOR BENDER.

349
00:13:30,895 --> 00:13:31,925
WITHOUT HIS BRAIN

350
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,690
HE'S BECOME ALL
QUIET AND HELPFUL.

351
00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:35,858
WE'VE GOT TO GO
TO THE CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY

352
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,001
AND GET THAT DISK BACK.

353
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,587
OH, YES, WE MUST.

354
00:13:38,654 --> 00:13:39,654
YEAH.

355
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:41,554
WHY?

356
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,830
WELL, THOSE ARGUMENTS ASIDE,
WE'RE STILL GOING.

357
00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:48,305
YOU CAN'T JUST
WALTZ INTO THE
CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY.

358
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:51,409
IT'S A TANGLED WEB
OF RED TAPE AND
REGULATIONS.

359
00:13:51,481 --> 00:13:52,621
I'VE NEVER BEEN

360
00:13:52,688 --> 00:13:54,548
BUT A FRIEND OF MINE
WENT COMPLETELY MAD

361
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,590
JUST TRYING TO FIND
THE WASHROOM THERE.

362
00:13:56,654 --> 00:13:57,864
THEN WE'LL NEED A GUIDE.

363
00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,411
SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN THERE BEFORE.

364
00:13:59,481 --> 00:14:01,411
OH, I'VE BEEN THERE.

365
00:14:01,481 --> 00:14:02,831
LOTS OF TIMES.

366
00:14:02,895 --> 00:14:04,615
[ Insane Cackling ]

367
00:14:04,688 --> 00:14:06,618
[ People Groaning ]

368
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,480
LOOK AT THAT.

369
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,691
THE CARTS GO OUT FULL,
BUT THEY COME IN EMPTY.

370
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,338
IT'S CRIMINALLY INEFFICIENT.

371
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:14,623
QUIET, MATE.

372
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,828
PULLING THE EMPTY CARTS
IS THE CLOSEST THING

373
00:14:16,895 --> 00:14:17,785
WE GET TO SLEEP.

374
00:14:17,861 --> 00:14:19,031
BUT DON'T YA SEE?

375
00:14:19,102 --> 00:14:21,342
THEY COULD INCREASE EFFICIENCY
FOUR PERCENT

376
00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:22,903
IF THEY USED THE EMPTY CARTS

377
00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:24,825
TO BRING IN
HEAVY MINING MACHINERY.

378
00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:26,995
HEY, I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.

379
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,026
OH...!

380
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,172
OH, LORD.

381
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,140
[ Groaning ]

382
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,856
YOU KNOW, YOU
OUGHT TO BE

383
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:35,591
A BUREAUCRAT
OR SOMETHING.

384
00:14:42,688 --> 00:14:45,308
[ Fry ]
MAN, HOW LONG IS THIS

385
00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:46,649
GOING TO TAKE?

386
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:48,524
I'M STILL WAITING ON
MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

387
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:49,786
WELL, IT DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE

388
00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:51,831
I'LL MAKE IT INSIDE
WITH THE REST OF YOU.

389
00:14:51,895 --> 00:14:52,785
BUT GOOD LUCK.

390
00:14:52,861 --> 00:14:54,651
JUST LEAVE ME WHERE I DROP.

391
00:14:56,551 --> 00:14:57,791
OH, GREAT.

392
00:14:57,861 --> 00:14:59,271
SOMEONE HAD A BABY.

393
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,144
COME ON.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

394
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:02,476
EXCUSE ME.

395
00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:04,931
WE'RE FROM THE PLANET
EXPRESS DELIVERY COMPANY.

396
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,620
WE'RE HERE
TO DELIVER A ROBOT.

397
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:07,758
I AM BENDER.

398
00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:09,586
PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.

399
00:15:09,654 --> 00:15:10,934
[ Man Laughing ]

400
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,340
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
A NEW OFFICE CUTUP.

401
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:26,167
[ Man ]
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!

402
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,100
I'M GOING TO CRASH
MY SLOW-MOBILE.

403
00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:29,862
I HAD TO SWERVE TO AVOID YOU.

404
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:31,271
WHILE YOU'RE CRASHING

405
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:33,624
COULD YOU TELL US WHERE
ALL THESE CANISTERS END UP?

406
00:15:33,688 --> 00:15:35,588
OH, YOU WANT CENTRAL FILING.

407
00:15:35,654 --> 00:15:36,594
OKAY.

408
00:15:36,654 --> 00:15:37,654
THANK YOU.

409
00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:38,654
THANKS.

410
00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:39,594
WONDERFUL.

411
00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,004
NO!

412
00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:44,717
CENTRAL FILING?

413
00:15:44,793 --> 00:15:46,243
OF COURSE I KNOW
WHERE THAT IS.

414
00:15:46,309 --> 00:15:47,239
I'M A GRADE 20.

415
00:15:47,309 --> 00:15:48,269
WHERE IS IT?

416
00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:49,274
I CAN'T TELL YOU.

417
00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:50,794
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?
A GRADE 16?

418
00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:52,101
[ Snorting Laugh ]

419
00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:54,142
WE'RE GETTING
NOWHERE SLOWLY.

420
00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:55,476
HERE.

421
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:58,341
I'LL ADDRESS THIS
TO THE CENTRAL FILING ROOM.

422
00:15:58,413 --> 00:16:01,273
THEN WE'LL TRACK IT
WITH MY WRIST LOJACK-A-MATER.

423
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:02,454
Cold.

424
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:03,617
Warmer.

425
00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:05,968
Hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot.

426
00:16:11,102 --> 00:16:12,102
WHOO!

427
00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:19,719
[ Snoring ]

428
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,031
[ Growling ]

429
00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:29,003
PLEASE DON'T TELL
MY SUPERVISOR I WAS SLEEPING.

430
00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:32,408
THIS IS IT.

431
00:16:32,481 --> 00:16:35,831
WE'LL JUST RUN IN, GRAB BENDER'S
DISK, AND RUN OUT. GOT IT?

432
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:36,825
[ All ]
MM-HMM.

433
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,340
[ Gasps ]
WOW!

434
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:49,143
WE'LL NEVER FIND THAT
DISK, WILL WE, BENDER?

435
00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:50,306
I AM BENDER.

436
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:52,269
PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.

437
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,904
YOU'RE RIGHT.
NOTHING IS OVER

438
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:56,375
AS LONG AS THERE'S
ONE THIN RAY OF HOPE.

439
00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:57,337
[ Morgan ]
LOST SOMETHING?

440
00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:59,453
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
YOU'D COME HERE

441
00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:01,237
RATHER THAN FOLLOW
PROPER PROCEDURE.

442
00:17:01,309 --> 00:17:04,069
AND I DID KNOW,
AND THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE.

443
00:17:04,136 --> 00:17:05,786
LISTEN, MORGAN,
WE'RE THROUGH.

444
00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:07,452
YOU'RE AN EVIL,
HEARTLESS WOMAN

445
00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:08,957
AND I NEVER WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

446
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,654
WOULD YOU HELP US
GET BENDER BACK

447
00:17:10,723 --> 00:17:11,933
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE?

448
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,140
I'M AFRAID HE'S LOST
IN THE MASTER IN-PILE.

449
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,135
AND IT WOULD TAKE
SOME SORT OF GIANT

450
00:17:17,205 --> 00:17:20,025
MECHANICAL ATOMIC-POWERED
SORTING MACHINE TO FIND HIM.

451
00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:21,343
[ Hermes ]
YOU RANG?

452
00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,174
DAMN IT, HERMES,
JUST JUMP ALREADY.

453
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,140
STOP HOGGING THAT HEALTHY LIVER.

454
00:17:27,205 --> 00:17:28,375
NO, I WANT TO LIVE.

455
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,548
ORGANIZING THAT FORCED-LABOR SPA

456
00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:33,339
REKINDLED MY LIFELONG LOVE
OF BUREAUCRACY.

457
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:37,173
MY HERMES GOT THAT
HELLHOLE RUNNING
SO EFFICIENTLY

458
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,140
THAT ALL THE PHYSICAL
LABOR IS NOW DONE

459
00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:42,095
BY A SINGLE
AUSTRALIAN MAN.

460
00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:43,692
BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW
WE WERE HERE?

461
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,308
DR. ZOIDBERG BROUGHT US.

462
00:17:45,378 --> 00:17:46,518
IT WAS ME.

463
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,236
I'M THE HERO.

464
00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:54,896
REQUEST FOR EXPLANATION
OF INCIDENT MEETING.

465
00:17:54,964 --> 00:17:56,694
[ All Gasping ]

466
00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:58,958
NUMBER ONE POINT ZERO.

467
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,284
NUMBER ONE POINT ZERO.

468
00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:04,284
I HEREBY PETITION YOU FOR AN
EMERGENCY SORT-AND-FILE

469
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,934
UNDER REGULATION TWO-POINT...

470
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,930
DON'T QUOTE ME REGULATIONS.

471
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,960
I CO-CHAIRED THE COMMITTEE

472
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:14,384
THAT REVIEWED THE RECOMMENDATION
TO REVISE THE COLOR OF THE BOOK

473
00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:16,168
THAT REGULATION'S IN.

474
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,860
WE KEPT IT GRAY.

475
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,311
SIR, PLEASE.

476
00:18:19,378 --> 00:18:21,898
I MUST LOCATE THE DISK
WITH MY FRIEND'S BRAIN ON IT.

477
00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:23,244
VERY WELL.

478
00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:26,239
BUT YOUR BUREAUCRATIC
LICENSE WILL BE REVOKED

479
00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:30,169
IF YOU FAIL TO SORT
THE MASTER IN-PILE
BY CLOSING TIME.

480
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,590
1:00 P.M.

481
00:18:31,654 --> 00:18:34,414
THAT'S ONLY
FOUR MINUTES FROM NOW.

482
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,791
REQUISITION ME A BEAT.

483
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:45,074
[ Pulsing Beat ]

484
00:18:45,136 --> 00:18:46,686
[ Calypso Music Playing ]

485
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♪ WHEN I WAS FOUR THERE WAS
A HURRICANE IN KINGSTON TOWN ♪

486
00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:51,834
♪ WITH A FOOT AND A HALF
OF WATER ♪

487
00:18:51,895 --> 00:18:54,445
♪ EVERYONE WAS ALL RIGHT,
BUT I CRIED ALL NIGHT ♪

488
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:56,827
♪ IT BLEW MY ALPHABET BLOCKS
OUT OF ORDER ♪

489
00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:59,515
♪ AND THEY SAID THIS BOY'S BORN
TO BE A BUREAUCRAT ♪

490
00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:02,476
♪ BORN TO BE ALL OBSESSIVE
AND SNOTTY ♪

491
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,480
♪ I MADE MY FRIENDS
AND RELATIONS ♪

492
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:05,930
♪ FILE LONG APPLICATIONS ♪

493
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,030
♪ TO GET INTO
MY TENTH BIRTHDAY PARTY ♪

494
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:11,033
♪ BUT SOMETHING CHANGED
WHEN MY MAN TURNED PRO ♪

495
00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:13,313
♪ I WAS SORTING
BUT I WASN'T SMILING ♪

496
00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:16,068
♪ HE FORGOT THAT IT'S NOT
ABOUT BADGES AND RANKS ♪

497
00:19:16,136 --> 00:19:17,926
♪ IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
ABOUT THE FILING ♪

498
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♪ PEOPLE ♪

499
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,335
♪ WE DIDN'T CHOOSE
TO BE BUREAUCRATS ♪

500
00:19:21,413 --> 00:19:23,593
♪ NO, THAT'S WHAT
ALMIGHTY JAH MADE US ♪

501
00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:26,764
♪ WE'D TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SWINE
AND MAKE 'EM STAND IN LINE ♪

502
00:19:26,826 --> 00:19:28,586
♪ EVEN IF NOBODY PAID US ♪

503
00:19:28,654 --> 00:19:31,414
♪ THEY SAY THE WORLD LOOKS
DOWN ON THE BUREAUCRATS ♪

504
00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:34,101
♪ THEY SAY WE'RE ANAL,
COMPULSIVE AND WEIRD ♪

505
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:37,412
♪ BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE,
YOU'VE GOT TO DO WHAT YOU LOVE ♪

506
00:19:37,481 --> 00:19:39,961
♪ EVEN IF IT'S
NOT A GOOD IDEA. ♪

507
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ZOIDBERG!

508
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♪ THEY SAID I PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T BE A SURGEON ♪

509
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,720
♪ THEY POOH-POOHED
MY ELECTRIC FRANKFURTER ♪

510
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:48,452
♪ THEY SAID I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T
FLY WITH JUST ONE EYE ♪

511
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:49,517
♪ I AM BENDER ♪

512
00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:50,826
♪ PLEASE INSERT GIRDER ♪

513
00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:54,376
♪ EVERYBODY SING JAMAICA ♪

514
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:55,588
♪ JAMAICA ♪

515
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♪ JUST THE BUREAUCRATS ♪

516
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♪ JAMAICA ♪

517
00:19:58,309 --> 00:19:59,519
♪ JUST THE GRADE 19s ♪

518
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♪ JAMAICA ♪

519
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♪ SING ME HOME ♪

520
00:20:02,205 --> 00:20:04,685
♪ WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE
YOU'VE GOT TO DO WHAT YOU LOVE ♪

521
00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:06,338
♪ EVEN IF IT'S
NOT A GOOD IDEA. ♪

522
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I'M BENDER, BABY!

523
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PLEASE INSERT LIQUOR!

524
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[ Cheering ]

525
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CONGRATULATIONS.

526
00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:15,688
WAY TO GO.

527
00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:16,928
CONGRATULATIONS
INDEED.

528
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,860
BUT YOU FINISHED WITH
TWO SECONDS TO SPARE

529
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:20,071
SO I'M DEMOTING YOU.

530
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,136
A GOOD BUREAUCRAT
NEVER FINISHES EARLY.

531
00:20:22,205 --> 00:20:23,645
THAT'S OKAY, HERMES.

532
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,383
AT LEAST WE
HAVE YOU BACK.

533
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[ Morgan ]
NOT YET, YOU DON'T.

534
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:29,793
I'M STILL ACTING BUREAUCRAT
OF PLANET EXPRESS

535
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,552
AND I HAVE SOME
CHANGES TO MAKE.

536
00:20:31,619 --> 00:20:33,379
FIRST, FRY, YOU'RE FIRED.

537
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:34,478
SECOND...

538
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NOT SO FAST.

539
00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:36,789
WHILE I WAS SORTING

540
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:38,652
I CAME UPON A
CERTAIN DOCUMENT

541
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FILED BY ONE
MORGAN PROCTOR.

542
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FORM "B."

543
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NOTIFICATION
OF ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENT.

544
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,406
THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE FRATERNIZED ME.

545
00:20:46,481 --> 00:20:48,001
THAT FORM
ISN'T ABOUT YOU.

546
00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:50,237
IT REFERS TO MY
HIGH SCHOOL PROM DATE.

547
00:20:50,309 --> 00:20:52,239
IT WAS A REGULATION
DATE THAT ENDED

548
00:20:52,309 --> 00:20:53,829
IN REGULATION
DISAPPOINTMENT.

549
00:20:53,895 --> 00:20:57,615
YES, BUT YOU ONLY STAMPED IT
FOUR TIMES.

550
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:58,929
[ All Gasping ]

551
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,340
NO, NO.

552
00:21:00,413 --> 00:21:02,283
I WAS YOUNG AND RECKLESS.

553
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,484
BUREAUCRAT CONRAD,
YOU ARE TECHNICALLY CORRECT.

554
00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:07,140
THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT.

555
00:21:07,205 --> 00:21:10,025
I HEREBY PROMOTE YOU
TO GRADE 37.

556
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AND AS FOR YOU.

557
00:21:12,826 --> 00:21:13,786
GUARDS.

558
00:21:13,862 --> 00:21:15,002
BRING ME
THE FORMS

559
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:18,027
I NEED TO FILL OUT
TO HAVE HER TAKEN AWAY.

560
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:22,554
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
I'LL BE NEEDING

561
00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:24,239
MY HEROIC
BUREAUCRAT BACK.

562
00:21:24,309 --> 00:21:26,449
AT SEVERELY
REDUCED PAY,
OF COURSE.

563
00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:27,857
[ Cheering ]

564
00:21:27,931 --> 00:21:29,481
BETTER THAN NOTHING.

565
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:32,000
WHAT ABOUT ME? CAN I COME BACK
AT SEVERELY REDUCED PAY?

566
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,277
YOU GOT IT, MON.

567
00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:36,594
IN FACT, SEVERELY
REDUCED PAY ALL AROUND.

568
00:21:36,654 --> 00:21:39,144
[ Cheering ]

569
00:21:39,205 --> 00:21:40,615
COME ON, WIFE.

570
00:21:40,689 --> 00:21:42,959
LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT.

571
00:21:44,964 --> 00:21:46,964
NOW IT'S TIME
FOR MY SONG.

572
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♪ WHEN I WAS TWO
THERE WAS A TIDAL WAVE IN... ♪

573
00:21:50,034 --> 00:21:52,654
AW!