1 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:37,121 [ Mumbling ] HMM, SPIDER... HUBBLE... 2 00:00:37,253 --> 00:00:38,173 NITRO... UH-UH. 3 00:00:38,298 --> 00:00:39,818 OOH! BIG PINK! 4 00:00:39,951 --> 00:00:41,131 IT'S THE ONLY GUM 5 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,168 WITH THE BREATH- FRESHENING POWER OF HAM. 6 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:45,484 AND IT PINKENS YOUR TEETH WHILE YOU CHEW. 7 00:00:45,609 --> 00:00:50,009 ALL RIGHT, SERGEANT, $100 WORTH OF PIXY STIX AND PORNO MAGS 8 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:52,047 WITH YOUR FIVE PERCENT MILITARY DISCOUNT 9 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:53,582 COMES TO $95. 10 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:58,273 THAT'LL BE 40 CENTS. 11 00:00:58,405 --> 00:00:59,185 I BELIEVE YOU'RE FORGETTING 12 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,060 ABOUT OUR FIVE PERCENT MILITARY DISCOUNT. 13 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:03,061 WELL, THAT'S ONLY FOR PEOPLE IN THE MILITARY. 14 00:01:03,192 --> 00:01:04,332 WHAT?!HUH? 15 00:01:04,454 --> 00:01:06,544 THIS IS THE WORST KIND OF DISCRIMINATION-- 16 00:01:06,674 --> 00:01:08,244 THE KIND AGAINST ME. 17 00:01:08,371 --> 00:01:09,591 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, OUR POLICY IS 18 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:12,071 IF FOR ANY REASON YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED, 19 00:01:12,201 --> 00:01:13,511 I HATE YOU. 20 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:14,378 [ Beeps ] 21 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:15,989 HEY, FELLAS...WHOA! 22 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:19,209 OKAY, NOW I'M MAD. 23 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:20,820 [ Ratcheting ] 24 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,390 FULL PRICE FOR GUM? 25 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,036 THAT DOG WON'T HUNT, MONSIGNOR. 26 00:01:29,436 --> 00:01:30,256 HELLO. 27 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:32,664 WE'RE HERE BECAUSE WE, UH... 28 00:01:32,787 --> 00:01:34,307 LOVE OUR PLANET. 29 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:35,972 [ Both Snickering ] 30 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,746 SIGN HERE ON THE DOTTED LINE, PATRIOTS 31 00:01:37,879 --> 00:01:39,659 AND I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR DISCOUNT CARDS. 32 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:40,875 JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY-- 33 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:42,323 WE CAN USE THE CARDS TO BUY GUM 34 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,150 THEN IMMEDIATELY QUIT THE ARMY, RIGHT? 35 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:46,277 YOU KNOW, PLAYING YOU ALL FOR CHUMPS? 36 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:47,889 CORRECT. THERE'S NO OBLIGATION. 37 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,890 [ Both Snickering ] 38 00:01:51,022 --> 00:01:54,032 UNLESS OF COURSE... WAR WERE DECLARED. 39 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,806 [ Alarm Blaring ]WHAT'S THAT? 40 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:58,121 WAR WERE DECLARED. 41 00:02:07,082 --> 00:02:08,222 NOW, BE CAREFUL, FRY 42 00:02:08,344 --> 00:02:12,004 AND IF YOU KILL ANYONE, MAKE SURE TO EAT THEIR HEART 43 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,392 TO GAIN THEIR COURAGE... 44 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,354 THEIR RICH, TASTY COURAGE. 45 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:16,833 [ Slurping ] 46 00:02:16,961 --> 00:02:18,831 I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR JOBS 47 00:02:18,963 --> 00:02:20,233 WHILE YOU'RE AWAY. 48 00:02:20,356 --> 00:02:21,836 THAT'S WHY I'M FIRING YOU NOW. 49 00:02:21,966 --> 00:02:23,926 [ Crying ] 50 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,186 I WANT TO ENLIST. 51 00:02:25,318 --> 00:02:27,888 MY FRIENDS ALWAYS DIE IF I'M NOT THERE TO SAVE THEM. 52 00:02:28,016 --> 00:02:31,316 SORRY, BUT THE ARMY'S INSTITUTED A MEN-ONLY POLICY. 53 00:02:31,454 --> 00:02:32,334 WHAT?! 54 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:33,806 IT'S SHAMEFUL, I AGREE. 55 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:37,286 IN THE OLDEN DAYS, I PROUDLY FOUGHT ALONGSIDE FEMALE TROOPS 56 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,458 SHOULDER TO, UH... SHOULDER. 57 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,943 ALAS, AFTER A SERIES OF DEADLY BLUNDERS 58 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,294 CAUSED BY DISTRACTING LOW-CUT FATIGUES 59 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,945 AND LOTS OF HARMLESS PINCHING 60 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:48,858 THE ARMY DECIDED WOMEN WEREN'T FIT FOR SERVICE. 61 00:02:48,993 --> 00:02:50,303 NOT WHEN I'M IN CHARGE. 62 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:52,950 YOU KNOW, ZAPP, SOMEONE OUGHT TO TEACH YOU A LESSON. 63 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:55,085 IF IT'S A LESSON IN LOVE, WATCH OUT. 64 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,658 I SUFFER FROM A VERY SEXY LEARNING DISABILITY. 65 00:02:57,786 --> 00:02:59,126 WHAT DO I CALL IT, KIFF? 66 00:02:59,265 --> 00:03:00,615 [ Groans ] 67 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:02,355 SEX-LEXIA. 68 00:03:12,669 --> 00:03:14,979 MEN, YOU'RE LUCKY MEN. 69 00:03:15,106 --> 00:03:17,326 SOON YOU'LL ALL BE FIGHTING FOR YOUR PLANET. 70 00:03:17,457 --> 00:03:19,197 MANY OF YOU WILL BE DYING FOR YOUR PLANET. 71 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:22,329 A FEW OF YOU WILL BE FORCED THROUGH A FINE-MESHED SCREEN 72 00:03:22,462 --> 00:03:23,992 FOR YOUR PLANET. 73 00:03:24,115 --> 00:03:25,195 THEY WILL BE THE LUCKIEST OF ALL. 74 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,415 GREAT. WE'RE GONNA DIE. 75 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:30,205 AND THIS HAM GUM IS ALL BONES. 76 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:33,300 NOW TO PRESENT THE LOGISTICS OF OUR MISSION 77 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:34,470 THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF. 78 00:03:34,604 --> 00:03:37,134 PLEASE WELCOME THE ORIGINAL GERBER BABY 79 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,649 EARTH PRESIDENT RICHARD M. NIXON. 80 00:03:39,783 --> 00:03:41,703 [ Scattered Applause ] 81 00:03:41,829 --> 00:03:44,009 THIS IS THE BRASS RING, FELLAS. 82 00:03:44,135 --> 00:03:44,695 [ Beeps ] 83 00:03:44,832 --> 00:03:46,752 PLANET SPHERON ONE. 84 00:03:46,877 --> 00:03:48,577 [ Fry ] COOL EFFECT! 85 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:51,006 IT'S A DESOLATE, UGLY, LITTLE PLANET 86 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:53,323 WITH ABSOLUTELY NO NATURAL RESOURCES 87 00:03:53,449 --> 00:03:54,449 OR STRATEGIC VALUE. 88 00:03:54,581 --> 00:03:55,501 QUESTIONS? 89 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:59,016 WHY IS THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET WORTH DYING FOR? 90 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:01,501 DON'T ASK ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BE DYING. 91 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:03,982 UH, JUST SO WE'LL KNOW, WHO'S THE ENEMY? 92 00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:04,982 A VALID QUESTION. 93 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:07,464 WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THEIR LANGUAGE 94 00:04:07,594 --> 00:04:09,814 THEIR HISTORY, OR WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE 95 00:04:09,944 --> 00:04:11,344 BUT WE CAN ASSUME THIS: 96 00:04:11,467 --> 00:04:14,297 THEY STAND FOR EVERYTHING WE DON'T STAND FOR. 97 00:04:14,427 --> 00:04:17,427 ALSO, THEY TOLD ME YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE DORKS. 98 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,170 THEYLOOK LIKE DORKS! 99 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,042 OH, I'M GONNA... 100 00:04:25,002 --> 00:04:26,222 MM-HMM. 101 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:27,273 MM-HMM. 102 00:04:34,795 --> 00:04:37,485 [ Muffled Exclamations ] 103 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,275 WHAT'S THE MATTER, PRIVATE? TENT GOT YOUR TONGUE? 104 00:04:40,409 --> 00:04:42,019 [ Laughing ] TENT GOT YOUR... 105 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:44,981 KIFF, WRITE THAT DOWN AND SEND IT TO "HUMOR IN UNIFORM." 106 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:50,811 AW... OH! 107 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:51,812 HMM. 108 00:04:52,987 --> 00:04:54,157 [ Laser Humming ] 109 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,823 [ Grunting ] 110 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,483 [ Clamoring ] 111 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,385 [ Panting And Grunting ] 112 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,356 WHOA! CHECK OUT THATGUY. 113 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:24,575 HE MAKES SPEEDY GONZALES LOOK LIKE REGULAR GONZALES. 114 00:05:24,714 --> 00:05:27,504 [ Panting ] 115 00:05:27,630 --> 00:05:30,020 THAT NEW RECRUIT IS PHENOMENAL, SIR. 116 00:05:30,154 --> 00:05:33,254 YES. HE EDGED OUT MY OLD MARK BY TWO SECONDS. 117 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,465 AND 16 MINUTES. 118 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:36,676 AND 12 HOURS. 119 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:39,904 I DO PLAN TO FINISH SOMEDAY, KIFF. 120 00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:41,644 GOOD HUSTLE, SOLDIER. 121 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:42,776 [ Falsetto ] OH! 122 00:05:42,906 --> 00:05:44,776 [ Lower Voice ] UH, SORRY, SIR. 123 00:05:44,908 --> 00:05:46,388 I WAS STILL IN ATTACK MODE. 124 00:05:46,519 --> 00:05:48,349 YOU KNOW HOW TESTOSTERONE IS. 125 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:52,088 AS A BUBBLING CROCK-POT OF MALE HORMONES, I SURE DO. 126 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,571 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, PRIVATE? 127 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:56,571 LEE... LA... MAN. 128 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:57,704 LA-MAN. 129 00:05:57,834 --> 00:05:58,794 LEMON! 130 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,103 LEE LEMON, SIR. 131 00:06:00,271 --> 00:06:02,231 LEMON, YOU'RE A MAN'S MAN. 132 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,152 YOU'RE A MAN'S MAN'S MAN. 133 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:05,536 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY 134 00:06:05,668 --> 00:06:07,798 YOUR HAND, WHILE FIRM AND MASCULINE 135 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,632 IS SOFT AS A VELVET CHILD. 136 00:06:09,759 --> 00:06:11,369 WHAT LOTION DO YOU USE? 137 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,020 PERT 'N' POPULAR, SIR. 138 00:06:13,154 --> 00:06:14,244 ROGER THAT. 139 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,424 KIFF, GET ME TEN CASES OF PERT 'N' POPULAR. 140 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,810 WHAT SHALL I DO WITH YOUR JERGENS, SIR? 141 00:06:18,942 --> 00:06:21,382 SQUIRT IT ON SOME HOMELESS MAN WITH DRY ELBOWS. 142 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:25,381 PRIVATE LEE LEMON MAY WELL BE THE FINEST RECRUIT I'VE SEEN 143 00:06:25,514 --> 00:06:27,394 IN ALL MY YEARS OF SERVICE. 144 00:06:27,516 --> 00:06:29,606 THAT YOUNG MAN FILLS ME WITH HOPE... 145 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:32,387 AND SOME OTHER EMOTIONS THAT ARE WEIRD AND... 146 00:06:32,521 --> 00:06:33,521 DEEPLY CONFUSING ME. 147 00:06:33,653 --> 00:06:34,833 EW. 148 00:06:39,615 --> 00:06:41,175 [ Beeping ] 149 00:06:41,312 --> 00:06:43,622 [ Zapp, Lasciviously ] HELLO. 150 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,489 [ Slurping ] MMM. 151 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,104 NOW THAT'S A NICE ROSE. 152 00:06:49,233 --> 00:06:50,933 SO, ANYWAY, WE OPEN UP THE PANDA CRATE 153 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:53,632 AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, THE DAMN THING'S DEAD. 154 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:54,761 UPCHUCKED ITS BAMBOO. 155 00:06:54,891 --> 00:06:56,201 TRUE STORY. 156 00:06:56,327 --> 00:06:57,587 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 157 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,641 THAT'S WHATEVER-YOU-WERE- TALKING-ABOUT FOR YOU. 158 00:07:00,723 --> 00:07:03,513 - MIND IF WE SIT WITH YOU? - UH, HEY. 159 00:07:03,639 --> 00:07:06,559 WHY THE HELL WOULD I? WE'RE ALL GUYS HERE. 160 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,777 SWEATY, HAIRY, GASSY GUYS. 161 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,866 GOOD POINT. I GUESS. 162 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:13,425 YOU'RE MY KIND OF SOLDIER, LEMON-- 163 00:07:13,562 --> 00:07:18,002 A FOUL-MOUTHED, BARREL-CHESTED, BEER-BELLY PILE OF UGLY MUSCLE. 164 00:07:18,132 --> 00:07:21,622 SO, ANY OF YOU FELLAS GOT A SPECIAL LADY BACK HOME? 165 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,305 WELL, I SORT HAVE A THING FOR THIS GIRL I WORK WITH. 166 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,314 REALLY? 167 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:26,534 WHAT TYPE IS SHE? 168 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:29,583 YOU KNOW, BLONDE, OR CHINESE, OR CYCLOPS? 169 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:30,409 CYCLOPS. 170 00:07:30,536 --> 00:07:31,406 AW. 171 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,188 SHE SOUNDS SWEET. 172 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,632 BUT SWEET GIRLS AREN'T FOR YOU, EH? 173 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:39,149 YOU HARD-FIGHTIN', HARD-FARTIN', UGLY, UGLY SON OF A... 174 00:07:39,283 --> 00:07:40,983 STOP! STOP FLATTERING ME. 175 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,032 [ Zapp ] TEN-HUT! 176 00:07:42,156 --> 00:07:46,156 WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T LEE LEMON 177 00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:49,730 THE FLAMING STAR OF BRANNIGAN'S ROUGH RANGERS. 178 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,990 SAY, UH, LEMON, DO YOU LIKE TO READ? 179 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:54,002 I JUST GOT A GREAT BOOK ON TAPE. 180 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,125 IT'S ABOUT LIFE IN ANCIENT GREECE AND... 181 00:07:56,257 --> 00:07:58,477 [ Alarm Blaring ] 182 00:07:58,608 --> 00:07:59,608 SIR, THE ALARM. 183 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,960 I THINK I BETTER...SHH! 184 00:08:02,089 --> 00:08:03,739 DON'T TALK. JUST GO. 185 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:12,055 WE ARE NOW IN POSITION ABOVE SPHERON ONE. 186 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,187 THIS IS THE MOMENT WE WERE TRAINING FOR 187 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,799 ALL YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. 188 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,670 AND NOW FOR THE BATTLE PLAN. 189 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,800 AS YOU ALL KNOW 190 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:22,412 THE KEY TO VICTORY IS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. 191 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:23,755 SURPRISE! 192 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:24,554 [ All Yelling ] 193 00:08:24,677 --> 00:08:26,767 [ Groaning ] 194 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:36,730 [ Nervous Murmuring ] 195 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,174 IT'S CREEPY HERE. 196 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,739 THIS IS THE WORST PART-- 197 00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:41,516 THE CALM BEFORE THE BATTLE. 198 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:43,430 AND THEN THE BATTLE'S NOT SO BAD? 199 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,646 OH, RIGHT. I FORGOT ABOUT THE BATTLE. 200 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:46,736 [ Whimpers ] 201 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:48,754 [ Thudding ] 202 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:49,785 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 203 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:51,179 HOLY SHOOT! 204 00:08:51,312 --> 00:08:52,232 LOOKY! 205 00:08:52,356 --> 00:08:54,616 [ Fry ] THE ENEMY, THEY'RE BALLS! 206 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:55,710 [ Grunts ] 207 00:08:55,838 --> 00:08:56,618 OW! 208 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:57,753 [ Hissing ] 209 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,627 [ Sputters ] 210 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:02,758 CHARGE YOUR GUN, FRY! 211 00:09:02,889 --> 00:09:04,069 OH, RIGHT. 212 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:07,105 [ Gun Plays "Pop Goes The Weasel" ] 213 00:09:07,241 --> 00:09:10,201 [ Whinny ]WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING, PRIVATE. 214 00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:11,771 YOU SPOOKED FELICITY. 215 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,549 THERE, THERE, BOY. 216 00:09:13,682 --> 00:09:15,732 [ Grunting ] 217 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:16,899 [ Grunting ] 218 00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:18,733 YAH! 219 00:09:18,861 --> 00:09:19,121 WHAA! 220 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:19,784 HEE! HA! 221 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:20,777 YE-OW! 222 00:09:23,692 --> 00:09:25,572 [ Moaning ] GIVE THIS TO MY SON. 223 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:26,735 YOU GOT IT. 224 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,870 WAIT. I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHERE HE LIVES. 225 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:32,353 HEY, I THINK YOUR SON MIGHT ALSO LIKE THOSE BOOTS. 226 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:38,135 [ Guns Play Pop Goes The Weasel" ] 227 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,493 COVER US, BUDDY! 228 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:42,151 YOU GOT THE ONLY WOUNDED UP POSITRON SHOOTER. 229 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,577 [ Exploding ] 230 00:09:43,712 --> 00:09:44,582 [ Whimpering ] 231 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,850 [ Screams ] 232 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,074 FRY, YOU EMU-BELLIED COWARD! 233 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,030 AAH! 234 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,857 OH! 235 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,855 [ All Grunting ] 236 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,077 [ Whimpers ] 237 00:10:07,562 --> 00:10:09,092 [ All Screaming ] 238 00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:11,483 BENDER, NO! 239 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,700 IF THEY PUT ME ON A STAMP 240 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:17,270 TELL THEM TO USE THE YOUNG BENDER. 241 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,709 [ Muffled Explosion ] 242 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:25,706 [ Theme FromMASH Plays ] 243 00:10:25,841 --> 00:10:27,411 [ Man Over P.A. ] INCOMING WOUNDED. 244 00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:29,628 ALL PERSONNEL REPORT TO OPERATING TENT FOUR. 245 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,889 REPEAT: FOUR. 246 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,200 I-I MEAN, FIVE. 247 00:10:32,326 --> 00:10:33,536 REPEAT: FOUR. 248 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:36,196 ARE YOU READY TO OPERATE, DOCTOR? 249 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,941 I'D LOVE TO, BUT FIRST I HAVE TO PERFORM SURGERY. 250 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,512 [ Chuckling ] 251 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:41,679 I KID, I KID. 252 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:42,945 [ Tearing ] 253 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,636 [ Monitors Beeping ] 254 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,871 SCALPEL. 255 00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:51,346 BLOOD BUCKET. 256 00:10:51,475 --> 00:10:52,775 PRIEST. 257 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:53,963 NEXT PATIENT! 258 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,127 GEEZ, ZOIDBERG, LEAVE SOME FOR THE ENEMY TO KILL. 259 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,664 LEAVE DR. ZOIDBERG ALONE. 260 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,527 HE HAS TWICE THE TRAINING YOU DO. 261 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:01,788 YEAH, HE'S A DOCTOR ANDA BUTCHER. 262 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,582 [ Both Laughing ] 263 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,226 OH, SEE? THIS IS HOW IT STARTS-- 264 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,400 FIRST WITH THE JOKES 265 00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:07,804 THEN COMES THE HEAVY STUFF. 266 00:11:07,927 --> 00:11:08,667 [ Laughing ] 267 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,107 WHEN WILL THE KILLING END? 268 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,588 LOOK AT THIS SISSY, KIFF. 269 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,886 WHILE OTHERS WERE FIGHTING AND DYING POINTLESSLY 270 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,024 HE WAS HIDING IN A HOLE 271 00:11:18,154 --> 00:11:20,684 WALLOWING IN A POOL OF HIS OWN COWARDICE. 272 00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:21,939 THAT WASN'T COWARDICE. 273 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,772 I'M DE-PROMOTING YOU, SOLDIER. 274 00:11:23,899 --> 00:11:27,119 KIFF, WHAT'S THE MOST HUMILIATING JOB THERE IS? 275 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,250 BEING YOUR ASSISTANT. 276 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,564 WRONG. 277 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,730 BEING YOURASSISTANT. 278 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,995 PRIVATE FRY, YOU SHALL HENCEFORTH SERVE 279 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,868 AS KIFF'S ASSISTANT. 280 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:36,999 THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD. 281 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,390 YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN I TELL YOU TO, YOU FILTHY WORM! 282 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,704 I'M AFRAID HE'S GONE. 283 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:42,921 WHOA, DOC, I AIN'T DEAD. 284 00:11:43,049 --> 00:11:46,139 EXCUSE ME. I BELIEVE I'M THE DOCTOR. 285 00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:48,229 BELIEVE IT ALL YOU WANT. THAT WON'T MAKE IT TRUE. 286 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,139 [ Laughs ] 287 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,454 THIS ISN'T A WAR. IT'S A MURDER. 288 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,581 [ As Groucho Marx ] THIS ISN'T A WAR. IT'S A MURDER. 289 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,932 BENDER, OLD BUDDY, HANG IN THERE. 290 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,901 [ Groans ] 291 00:12:03,025 --> 00:12:04,765 HERE LIES THE BRAVEST SOLDIER I'VE SEEN 292 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,938 SINCE MY MIRROR GOT GREASE ON IT. 293 00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:08,773 I HEREBY ORDER THAT IN BENDER'S HONOR 294 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,862 HE BE MELTED DOWN AND MADE INTO A STATUE OF HIMSELF. 295 00:12:11,991 --> 00:12:13,601 SLOW DOWN THERE, STARSKY. 296 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,172 I'M UP TO SOMETHING HERE. 297 00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:17,038 I WANT THIS ROBOT FIXED-- 298 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:20,391 FIXED LIKE KENNEDY FIXED THE 1960 ELECTION. 299 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,652 DAMN BEAN-EATING WAR HERO. 300 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,094 ARE YOU READY TO OPERATE, DOCTOR? 301 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,621 I'D LOVE TO, BUT FIRST I HAVE TO PERFORM SURGERY. 302 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:27,915 [ Laughs ] 303 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,401 THAT'S MY JOKE. 304 00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:30,920 I'LL KILL YOU! 305 00:12:31,053 --> 00:12:32,403 [ Growls ]OH! 306 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:33,883 [ Artillery Exploding ] 307 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:37,838 [ Slurps ] 308 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,894 AH... PREWAR SCOTCH. 309 00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:44,723 WELCOME, LIEUTENANT BENDER. 310 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:45,980 YOU'RE LOOKING SHARP. 311 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,423 I GOT WHEELS WITH CLICKETY CLACKERS. 312 00:12:48,549 --> 00:12:49,679 [ Clicking ] 313 00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:53,423 DAMN IT, KIFF, WHERE'S THE LITTLE UMBRELLA? 314 00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:55,954 THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT A SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS. 315 00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:57,948 ACTUALLY, SIR... OOH! 316 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,871 MAKE ME A NEW ONE. 317 00:13:00,909 --> 00:13:03,479 USE A BRUSH, YOU DUNDERHEAD 318 00:13:03,607 --> 00:13:05,737 AND MIX THESE MIXED NUTS. 319 00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,871 I SEE TWO ALMONDS TOUCHING. 320 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,664 NOW LISTEN HERE, BENDER. 321 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,788 THIS WAR IS IN DANGER OF GOING ALL QUAGMIRE ON ME. 322 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,662 SO, I'M SENDING YOU ON ONE LAST MISSION. 323 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,454 HOT DIGGITY DAFFODIL! 324 00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:19,838 - A MISSION OF PEACE. - [ Groans ] 325 00:13:19,972 --> 00:13:21,022 YOU'LL BE NEGOTIATING 326 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,448 WITH THE ALIENS' MYSTERIOUS LEADERS 327 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,933 THE BRAIN BALLS. 328 00:13:24,063 --> 00:13:25,333 THEY'VE GOT A LOT OF BRAINS 329 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,716 AND THEY'VE GOT A LOT OF CHUTZPAH. 330 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,330 ACCOMPANYING YOU WILL BE OUR TOP PEACE NEGOTIATOR... 331 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,121 HENRY KISSINGER. 332 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,065 HOW ARE YOU? 333 00:13:33,202 --> 00:13:34,342 IS HE ANY GOOD? 334 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,545 LOOKING LIKE THAT 335 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:37,823 HE TALKED HIS WAY INTO JILL ST. JOHN'S BED. 336 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:38,817 'NUFF SAID. 337 00:13:38,947 --> 00:13:40,687 [ Helicopter Whirring ] 338 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:46,827 ♪ I'M SO DIZZY, MY HEAD IS SPINNING ♪ 339 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,916 ♪ LIKE A WHIRLPOOL, IT NEVER ENDS... ♪ 340 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,956 A LITTLE LOWER. 341 00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:53,311 LOWER. 342 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,571 LOWER. 343 00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:55,842 A LOT LOWER. 344 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:56,915 TOO LOW! 345 00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:58,842 LOWER. 346 00:13:58,967 --> 00:13:59,837 [ Groans ] 347 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,619 ♪ I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE ♪ 348 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,324 ♪ OH-OH-OH... 349 00:14:04,451 --> 00:14:06,021 [ Humming ] 350 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:08,845 [ Gasps ] 351 00:14:08,977 --> 00:14:10,017 PRIVATE LEMON... 352 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,023 NO NEED TO LEAVE. 353 00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:12,853 MY STALL JUST BECAME FREE. 354 00:14:12,981 --> 00:14:15,511 MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT ON A TOWEL, SIR. 355 00:14:15,636 --> 00:14:16,986 RIGHT, RIGHT. 356 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,985 I'M ABOUT TO TRY THE NEW LOTION YOU RECOMMENDED. 357 00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:24,511 IF I SHOULD ACCIDENTALLY PUT TOO MUCH ON MY HANDS 358 00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:26,645 PERHAPS I COULD RUB IT ONTO YOU. 359 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,078 [ Gagging ] 360 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,955 [ Nixon ] BRANNIGAN! HMM? 361 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,306 MY GOD, COVER YOURSELF. 362 00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,916 I DIDN'T LIVE A THOUSAND YEARS 363 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,737 AND TRAVEL A QUADRILLION MILES 364 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,875 TO LOOK AT ANOTHER MAN'S GIZMO. 365 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,746 SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT. 366 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,049 I DIDN'T REALIZE. 367 00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:43,363 KIFF, RAISE HIM UP ABOUT NIPPLE HIGH. 368 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:46,360 COME ON, BRANNIGAN, STUFF YOURSELF INTO A UNIFORM. 369 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,064 WE'VE GOT TO GET OFF THIS PLANET 370 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,241 BEFORE THE BOMB GOES OFF. 371 00:14:49,365 --> 00:14:50,405 BOMB?! 372 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:51,590 WHAT BOMB? 373 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,106 THE ONE WE HAD THE DOCTORS IMPLANT 374 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,890 IN THAT GULLIBLE BENDER ROBOT. 375 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,634 [ Gasps ] [ Brays ] 376 00:14:59,462 --> 00:15:00,382 MMM... 377 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,598 ZAPP. ZAPP!HMM? 378 00:15:01,725 --> 00:15:03,545 INSPECT THE TROOPS LATER. 379 00:15:03,684 --> 00:15:06,124 IT'S TIME TO ACTIVATE THE BOMB. 380 00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:08,858 [ Beeps ] 381 00:15:10,778 --> 00:15:12,608 [ Kissinger ] NOW AS FOR ECONOMIC COOPERATION... 382 00:15:12,736 --> 00:15:13,696 [ Beeps ] 383 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,905 OH. EXCUSE ME. 384 00:15:16,044 --> 00:15:18,924 [ Ticking ] 385 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,916 [ Man On P.A. ] ATTENTION... 386 00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:27,803 ALL PERSONNEL EVACUATE THE PLANET IMMEDIATELY. 387 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,927 AND NOT JUST BECAUSE IT'S MEAT LOAF NIGHT. 388 00:15:30,058 --> 00:15:32,928 COME ALONG, LEMON, BEFORE THIS WHOLE DUMP BLOWS UP. 389 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,022 UH, COMMANDER... 390 00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:36,019 COULD YOU TELL ME WHEN THE BOMB IS EXPLODING? 391 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,462 OF COURSE, MY SIGNIFICANT SOLDIER. 392 00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:40,158 THE BOMB IS VOICE ACTIVATED. 393 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,377 IT WILL DETONATE THE INSTANT 394 00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:44,204 THE ROBOT UNWITTINGLY SPEAKS A CERTAIN WORD. 395 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,164 WHAT'S THE WORD... UH, SIR? 396 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:49,083 IT'S THE ONE WORD THE ROBOT USES MORE THAN ANY OTHER. 397 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,209 WE GOT IT FROM THIS CONVENIENT DATABASE 398 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,521 OF HIS TEN MOST FREQUENTLY USED WORDS. 399 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:58,479 - [ Theme Music Plays ] - [ Brannigan Reciting ] 400 00:16:09,924 --> 00:16:11,674 NUMBER FIVE: "BITE." 401 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,746 NUMBER FOUR: "MY." [ Gasps ] 402 00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:22,109 AND BENDER'S NUMBER ONE MOST FREQUENTLY UTTERED WORD 403 00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:25,421 THE WORD WHICH, IF UTTERED, WILL BLOW UP THIS ENTIRE PLANET... 404 00:16:25,548 --> 00:16:27,158 [ Drumroll ] 405 00:16:27,289 --> 00:16:28,989 [ Gasps ]WE DON'T HAVE LONG. 406 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,948 [ Brain Ball ] WE DEMAND BOUNCING, FOLLOWED BY ROLLING, 407 00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:33,507 FOLLOWED BY ROLLING OF THE THIRD TYPE. 408 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:34,694 SAY WHAT? 409 00:16:34,818 --> 00:16:36,078 MY CHAIR'S TOO HARD. 410 00:16:36,211 --> 00:16:37,651 IT'S A REAL PAIN IN THE... 411 00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:38,998 UH, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 412 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,298 LOWER BACK. 413 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,963 YEAH, THAT WHOLE REGION. 414 00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:55,711 OKAY. I GOT TO BREAK DOWN THAT GATE 415 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,750 BEAT UP THOSE THREE GUARDS, STEAL THAT CHOPPER 416 00:16:57,885 --> 00:16:59,015 AND RESCUE BENDER. 417 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,318 [ Grunting ] 418 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,023 [ Karate Yell ] 419 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:03,330 HEY, I DID IT. 420 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,886 WAIT, THAT'S NOT ME. 421 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,503 COME ON, WE GOT TO SAVE BENDER. 422 00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:09,244 YOU WANT TO SAVE HIM, TOO, LEMON? 423 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,455 YOU BARELY KNOW HIM. 424 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,604 FRY, DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME? 425 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,117 HERMES? 426 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,160 LEE... WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN? 427 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,516 [ Gasps ] 428 00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:21,035 THE TWO OF YOU ARE... GOOD FRIENDS? 429 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,950 BUT I THOUGHT WE WOULD BE... GOOD FRIENDS. 430 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,386 WELL, LET'S SEE HOW FRIENDLY YOU GET 431 00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:28,792 WHEN YOU'RE SHARING A PRISON CELL. 432 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:29,826 [ Karate Yell ] 433 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,831 [ Grunting ] 434 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,230 HEY, ZAPP. HUH? 435 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:38,838 LEELA! LEELA. 436 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,230 SO IT'S YOU I'VE BEEN ATTRACTED TO. 437 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,284 OH, GOD, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY 438 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,150 TO BE BEATEN UP BY A WOMAN. 439 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,200 LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME. 440 00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:52,845 THE ELDERS TELL OF A YOUNG BALL MUCH LIKE YOU. 441 00:17:52,983 --> 00:17:55,203 HE BOUNCED THREE METERS IN THE AIR. 442 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,545 THEN, HE BOUNCED 1.8 METERS IN THE AIR. 443 00:17:57,684 --> 00:18:01,564 THEN, HE BOUNCED FOUR METERS IN THE AIR. 444 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:02,779 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? 445 00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:06,606 MR. AMBASSADOR, OUR PEOPLE TELL THE SAME STORY. 446 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:07,957 OY. 447 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,166 [ Groans ] 448 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,385 THESE BALLS ARE MAKING ME TESTY! 449 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,655 IF THEY DON'T STOP BOUNCING AND JIGGLING 450 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,358 I SWEAR I'M GOING TO SHOVE THIS TREATY UP THEIR... 451 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,616 WAIT A SECOND. 452 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,228 WHERE DO YOU SHOVE THINGS UP A BALL? 453 00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:21,838 THIS ISN'T A PRODUCTIVE AREA OF DISCUSSION. 454 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,225 WE'RE HERE. 455 00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:28,015 I FOLLOWED THE BOUNCING BALLS. 456 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,850 I'LL KEEP THE CHOPPER AT A SAFE ALTITUDE 457 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,588 WHILE YOU PARACHUTE DOWN. 458 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,019 OKAY. 459 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,854 MY BEST FRIEND'S LIFE IS AT STAKE. 460 00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:37,292 I CAN FINALLY PROVE THAT I'M NOT A COWARD. 461 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,460 [ Sighs ] 462 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,205 WILL YOU PUSH ME? 463 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,206 I ALREADY DID. 464 00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:44,166 THANK YOU! 465 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,297 [ Groans ] 466 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,433 [ Grunting ] 467 00:18:53,435 --> 00:18:57,135 AT LAST... WAR HAS MADE ME INTO A MAN. 468 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,826 WHEE! 469 00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:01,583 PLEASE, GENTLEMEN 470 00:19:01,704 --> 00:19:04,104 WE MUST PUT AN END TO THE BLOODSHED. 471 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,280 WE HAVE ALL SEEN TOO MANY BODY BAGS AND BALL SACKS. 472 00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:11,146 WE CANNOT CONDONE BOUNCING OF THE SEVENTH VARIETY. 473 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:12,189 ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP! 474 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:15,275 I'M CATCHING THE NEXT PIMPMOBILE OUT OF HERE 475 00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:18,634 BUT BEFORE I GO, I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY. 476 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:22,726 BITE MY SHINY... METAL... 477 00:19:22,856 --> 00:19:23,636 [ Fry ] STOP! 478 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:25,250 YOU CAN'T SAY THE NEXT WORD. 479 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,301 UP YOURS, CHUMP. 480 00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:29,115 I SAID IT 906 TIMES BEFORE LUNCH. 481 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,035 BENDER, IF YOU SAY THE "A" WORD 482 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,690 YOU'LL BLOW THIS WHOLE PLANET STRAIGHT TO THE "H" WORD. 483 00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:37,181 [ Both Gasping ] 484 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,176 YOUNG MAN... 485 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,127 YOU HAVE THE BRAVERY OF A HERO 486 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,396 AND BREATH AS FRESH AS A SUMMER HAM. 487 00:19:42,528 --> 00:19:45,308 [ Bender Chuckling ] 488 00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:48,194 [ Laughing Maniacally ] 489 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,755 WHAT? WHAT IS FUNNY? 490 00:19:52,886 --> 00:19:55,276 BENDER'S GOT THE UPPER HAND NOW. 491 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,411 THE NAME OF THE GAME IS MAKE BENDER HAPPY 492 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,204 OR HE BLOWS UP THE PLANET! 493 00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:00,197 [ Gasps ] 494 00:20:00,328 --> 00:20:02,378 I'D RATHER DIE AND TAKE EVERYBODY WITH ME 495 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,635 THAN SIT HERE ONE MORE MINUTE 496 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,157 AND LISTEN TO THESE IDIOTS TALK ABOUT BOUNCING. 497 00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,641 PLEASE, STAY CALM. 498 00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,510 THERE'S NO NEED TO BOUNCE OFF THE HANDLE. 499 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,953 THAT'S IT, I'M SAYING IT! 500 00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:12,989 "A" IS FOR A...WAIT! 501 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,084 STOP. 502 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,692 WE GIVE IN TO ALL OF EARTH'S DEMANDS. 503 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:16,693 THE WAR IS OVER. 504 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,354 OUR HOME PLANET IS YOURS. 505 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,218 [ Cheering ]ALL RIGHT! 506 00:20:20,348 --> 00:20:21,218 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 507 00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:23,129 THIS IS YOUR HOME PLANET? 508 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,915 WE'RETHE EVIL INVADING ALIENS? 509 00:20:25,048 --> 00:20:25,658 CORRECT. 510 00:20:25,788 --> 00:20:27,228 THEN I GUESS YOU LEARNED 511 00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:28,435 A VALUABLE LESSON. 512 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,315 DON'T MESS WITH EARTH. 513 00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:32,095 MAY YOU BOUNCE IN PEACE. 514 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,360 GET THE HELL OFF MY PLANET. 515 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,333 [ Zapping ] 516 00:20:46,461 --> 00:20:48,381 WELL, THAT'S IT. 517 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,288 LET'S REACTIVATE HIM. 518 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:51,773 WAKE UP! 519 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,772 [ Yawns ] 520 00:20:53,903 --> 00:20:55,783 HEY, CHUMPS AND CHUMPETTES. 521 00:20:55,905 --> 00:20:57,255 DID YOU GET THE BOMB OUT? 522 00:20:57,385 --> 00:21:00,345 CAN I GO BACK TO SAYING THE WORD I LOVE TO SAY? 523 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,426 I'M SORRY, BUT WE COULDN'T REMOVE IT. 524 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,255 IT'S STUCK IN THERE WITH GLUE OR SOMETHING. 525 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,573 I DON'T KNOW. 526 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,479 WELL, THIS IS JUST GREAT. 527 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:10,224 WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING IF I CAN'T SAY ASS? 528 00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,355 [ Gasps ] 529 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,267 HEY, I DIDN'T BLOW UP! 530 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,012 ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! 531 00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,143 ALL RIGHT! 532 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,275 I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE. 533 00:21:17,405 --> 00:21:18,705 WE COULDN'T DISARM THE BOMB 534 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:20,762 SO WE RESET THE WORD THAT TRIGGERS IT. 535 00:21:20,887 --> 00:21:23,017 IT'S FROM THE LIST OF WORDS YOU ALMOST NEVER SAY. 536 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,811 THAT'S USING YOUR ASS. 537 00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:25,944 SO WHAT'S THE WORD? 538 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,497 WE THINK IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T KNOW. 539 00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:29,514 OH, COME ON. 540 00:21:29,635 --> 00:21:30,375 I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT. 541 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:31,376 PLEASE? 542 00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:32,807 OOH, IS IT "PLEASE"? 543 00:21:32,942 --> 00:21:33,512 NOPE. 544 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,420 HMM. 545 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,034 WORDS I NEVER SAY. 546 00:21:36,163 --> 00:21:38,173 OH. I KNOW. "THANKS." 547 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,557 BENDER, STOP TRYING TO DESTROY THE WORLD. 548 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:41,730 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 549 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:42,735 IS IT "SORRY"? 550 00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:43,735 NO. 551 00:21:43,866 --> 00:21:45,646 "FUNDERFUL"? 552 00:21:45,781 --> 00:21:47,171 "NON-ALCOHOLIC"? 553 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,956 STOP IT, MON. BENDER. QUIT IT. ENOUGH ALREADY. 554 00:21:49,089 --> 00:21:50,959 MMM... "COMPASSION"? "SHRIMP TOAST"? 555 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,402 "ANTIQUING"? 556 00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:55,228 [ Explosion ] [ Bender ] I'M ALL RIGHT.