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[ Man ] One, two! One, two, three!

2
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Fry, I know those cookies
are fresh-a-licious, but they
produce an awful lot of trash.

3
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[ Grunts ]

4
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- [ Sighs ]
- And, Bender,
that aerosol head spray...

5
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makes your antenna
smell nice.

6
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- Thank you.
- But it's doing long-term
damage to the planet.

7
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So? It's not like it's
the only one we've got.

8
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Good news, everyone.

9
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I'm sending you on an extremely
controversial mission.

10
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- Controversial?
- Oh, my, no.

11
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For this highly
controversial mission,

12
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you'll be towing
the Juan Valdez,

13
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an orbiting supertanker
full of rich Colombian
dark matter.

14
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Dark matter oil?
What if we hit something?
The tanker could leak.

15
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Impossible. The tanker
has 6,000 hulls.

16
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So, unlike me,
it's entirely leakproof.

17
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[ Computer Squeals ]Now, once you've hauled the
tanker past the protestors--

18
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- Protestors?
- Correct. 6,000 hulls.

19
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Why do we have to fly
within three feet of this
penguin preserve on Pluto?

20
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[ Whispering ]
To avoid the tollbooth.

21
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Okay, she's all restocked
with emergency jam.
Let's get going.

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At the risk
of sounding negative, no.

23
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Look, Professor, I can't
participate in this mission.

24
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What are you yapping about?

25
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This time it's your reckless
disregard for the environment.

26
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In fact, I'm gonna go join
those protestors.

27
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This is an outrage!

28
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I demand you hand over
your captain's jacket.

29
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This is my normal jacket.
I've had it for ten years.

30
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I said hand it over.

31
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Well, Fry,
or should I say...

32
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Captain Fry?

33
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No, I shouldn't, because
Bender is the new captain.

34
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Bender?That's right.

35
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Being captain is about
intuition and heart.

36
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A good captain
can't have either one.

37
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That's why cold, logical Bender
is perfect for the job.

38
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Well, I do think of human life
as expendable.

39
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No fair. Leela was
training me to be captain.

40
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She even let me sit
on her lap and steer...
in this comic I drew.

41
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Ooh, the new one's out.

42
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Fry, the title of captain
may inflate the human ego,

43
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but it's beneath the notice
of my mighty robo-logic.

44
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Now, look spry, men!
We launch at six bells.

45
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Greetings, eco-nauts.
I'm Free Waterfall, Sr.,

46
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founder of Penguins Unlimited.

47
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Whoa-ho. No, no.
No applause.

48
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Every time you clap your hands,
you kill thousands of spores...

49
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that'll someday form
a nutritious fungus.

50
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Just show your approval
with a mold-friendly thumbs up.

51
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Please hold your thumbs
until the end.

52
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Now, folks, it's time
to stop that tanker...

53
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with a nonviolent
human circle.

54
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Why do we have to resort
to nonviolence?
Can't we just kick their asses?

55
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Now, little lady,
those people's asses
are living things too.

56
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[ Ship Beeping ]

57
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Aye! We're hitched up tighter
than Davey Jones's U-Haul.

58
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- At ease, men.
- I am at ease.

59
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Mr. Fry, I like to
give my first mate
an informal nickname.

60
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From now on,
you'll be known as Wiggles.

61
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The hell I will!
Have you even read
the Captain's Handbook?

62
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I have now. And what's
Peter Parrot's first rule
of captaining?

63
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Always respect the chain
o' command, Captain.

64
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Correct, Wiggles.
You've just earned an invitation
to the captain's table.

65
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The captain's table.
What an honor.

66
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Our peace ring has 'em
trapped like a tiger
in a washing machine.

67
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Get ready!Okay, watch yourself.
Here they come.

68
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When you were planning
this peace ring,

69
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didn't you realize spaceships
can move in three dimensions?No, I did not.

70
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Folks, that tanker
gave us the slip.

71
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But we'll stop 'em here
on Pluto.

72
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If you're cold,
rub your bodies with permafrost.

73
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It's nature's long johns.

74
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If rubbin' frozen dirt
in your crotch is wrong,
hey, I don't wanna be right.

75
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This here is
our penguin preserve.

76
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[ Chirping ]

77
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Aw, they're so cute.

78
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They're like if puppies
and kittens could have babies.

79
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We use hand puppets around
the young'uns to simulate
a natural environment.

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[ Screaming ]

81
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That's adorable. Ow!

82
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But I suppose it's this medal I'm most proud of, Wiggles.

83
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I won it for saving the children
of Earth from a giant kangaroo.

84
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It was on the Australian news.
You probably didn't see it.

85
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Brilliant!Would you cram
a sock in it, Bender!

86
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Those aren't even medals.
They're bottle caps
and pepperoni slices.

87
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Thank you, steward.

88
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Wiggles, weren't you about
to propose a toast
to your gallant captain?

89
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Fine! I've got a toast.
To Captain Bender,
he's the best...

90
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at being a big jerk
who's stupid...

91
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and his big ugly face
is as dumb as a butt.

92
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Ah, I've heard better.

93
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If I were in charge,
I wouldn't treat you like this.

94
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You're nothing but
a big blowhard.

95
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Sir, you forget yourself.
Shut up!

96
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[ Slurping ]

97
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Being captain is obviously
more important to you
than being my friend.

98
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- I'm going.
- Going?

99
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But a captain can't drink
without his first mate.

100
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You can drink
with me, maybe?

101
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I don't feel like drinking.

102
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Then if you'll excuse me,
I see some ravioli...

103
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that only has
two shoe prints on it.

104
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[ Squishing ]Three.

105
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[ Voracious Chewing ]

106
00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:07,511
[ Bender ] ♪ Oh, Greenland is a barren land ♪

107
00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:10,734
♪ A land that bears no green

108
00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:14,955
♪ Where there's ice and snow
and the whalefishies blow ♪♪

109
00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,126
Captain, please,
have some liquor.

110
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You robots need alcohol
to function.

111
00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:22,529
[ Grunts ]
I once knew a guy.

112
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You look like him.
He wasn't neither.

113
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[ Groans ]
I'm a good captain.

114
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Please, sir.
I love you like a father.

115
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[ Gasps ] [ Bone Snaps ]

116
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Here they come.
Oh, I hope they read my sign.

117
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[ Leela ] Bender's flying too low!

118
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And he's upside down!He must be talking
on a cell phone.

119
00:07:56,997 --> 00:07:58,957
[ Beeping ] [ Snoring ]

120
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[ Mumbling ]What's happening?

121
00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:05,489
All 6,000 hulls
have been breached!

122
00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:09,485
Oh, the fools!
If only they'd built it
with 6,001 hulls.

123
00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,709
When will they learn?

124
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[ All Screaming ]

125
00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,710
[ Sighs ]

126
00:08:25,242 --> 00:08:29,382
Continuing our coverage
of a tragic, but faraway,story.

127
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The crisis on Pluto worsens...

128
00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,161
as dark matter spreads
throughout the penguin habitat.

129
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The images are truly horrific.[ Coughing ]

130
00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:43,515
[ Cartoon Sound Effects ]

131
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I don't think any of us
can understand...

132
00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:49,531
how those poor,
oil-drenched penguins feel.

133
00:08:49,658 --> 00:08:52,528
[ Laughing ]
Oily humanoid.

134
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At the time of the crash,
the tanker captain...

135
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had an alcohol
level of .08%,

136
00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:03,334
well below the legal limit
for robots.

137
00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:06,755
- [ Groans ]
- Son, as your lawyer,

138
00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:10,424
I declare y'all are in
a 12-piece bucket of trouble.

139
00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,419
But I done struck you
a deal.

140
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,642
Five hours of community
service cleaning up
that ol' mess you caused.

141
00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:21,213
Five hours? Aw, man.
Couldn't you have just
gotten me the death penalty?

142
00:09:21,342 --> 00:09:24,562
I'd have done better,
but it's plumb hard
pleading a case...

143
00:09:24,693 --> 00:09:28,133
while awaiting trial
for that there incompetence.

144
00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,133
Yeah, good luck with that.

145
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,571
[ Penguins Quacking ]

146
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:51,368
[ Flesh Squeaking ]Now you stay away
from those puffin twins.

147
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,383
[ Squawking ]

148
00:09:53,504 --> 00:09:55,384
Good way to avoid
frostbite, folks--

149
00:09:55,506 --> 00:09:57,676
put your hands
between your buttocks.

150
00:09:57,813 --> 00:09:59,693
That's nature's pocket.

151
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,856
Uh, I think I'll go
check on Bender.

152
00:10:01,991 --> 00:10:04,341
Watch that he doesn't
pick your pocket.

153
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,908
[ Gulping, Sighs ]

154
00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,613
Can't beat fresh-squeezed.

155
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,130
Bender, can you at least
pretend you're being punished?

156
00:10:16,702 --> 00:10:18,752
And clean
the black parts too.

157
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,489
[ Mimicking ]

158
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,800
Are they black with
white feathers or white
with black feathers?

159
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:26,667
[ Deep Voice ]
It don't matter, baby.
They're all beautiful.

160
00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:28,629
[ Both Sighing ]

161
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,068
Yo, screws,
more Tegrin over here.

162
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,675
Oh-hoo, what's this?

163
00:10:42,597 --> 00:10:44,897
[ Quacking ]

164
00:10:45,774 --> 00:10:47,864
[ Chuckling ]

165
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,645
Oh, man, he got away.

166
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,133
I guess this is why
Chief says no hugging.

167
00:10:58,308 --> 00:11:01,788
Good work, everyone.
I suggest you all
go get some sleep.

168
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,362
Me? Well, I'm gonna
stay up all night...

169
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:07,539
singing songs about penguins
in a fine piercing tenor.

170
00:11:08,841 --> 00:11:10,761
Has anyone seen Bender?

171
00:11:10,886 --> 00:11:14,666
Bender!
Here, robot, robot, robot!

172
00:11:14,803 --> 00:11:16,853
[ Explosions On TV ]

173
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,680
Hey, why weren't you
Kong Donkeys outside
cleaning up?

174
00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:23,598
They sent us inside for doing
an unsatisfactory job...

175
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,895
and eating penguin eggs.

176
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:29,343
You ate most of them.
So, where's CaptainBender?

177
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,651
Off "catastrophizing"
some other planet?

178
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,168
- Huh?
- Damn it, Fry!

179
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,702
He may have done wrong,
but he's still your captain.

180
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:39,216
I'm worried about him.
He didn't come back
with the group.

181
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:43,880
He didn't?No, and with windchill it's
20 degrees below absolute zero.

182
00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:45,966
I better go find him.Wait. Let me.

183
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:49,226
Bender and I have
our disagreements,
but we're still friends.

184
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,670
And I'm gonna show him
what that means.

185
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,928
To the ship!Why don't you just walk?

186
00:11:57,063 --> 00:11:59,153
He was only about
20 yards from here.

187
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,423
Madam, I am in command now.

188
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,456
Such a man.

189
00:12:03,591 --> 00:12:06,511
I'd follow him to hell
and back, I would.

190
00:12:11,947 --> 00:12:13,857
[ Snoring ]

191
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:20,958
[ Water Splashing ][ Gasping ]

192
00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:22,917
What the--

193
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,176
[ Blubbering ]

194
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,397
What's this water
made of, ice?

195
00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:30,789
Forget this!

196
00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:32,793
[ Screams ]

197
00:12:38,408 --> 00:12:40,278
[ Screaming Continues ]

198
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,851
[ Groaning ]

199
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,289
[ Whistling ]

200
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:54,252
[ Quacking ] [ Bender Beeping ]

201
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:06,052
- [ Quacking ]
- [ Quacking ]

202
00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:10,825
[ All Quacking ]

203
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,270
Captain, I don't think
we're on Pluto any longer.

204
00:13:16,403 --> 00:13:18,933
In fact, we may have left
space as we know it.

205
00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:21,928
Then where are we?
You said you knew
how to navigate.

206
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:25,072
Stop yelling at me!
[ Sobbing ]

207
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:28,235
[ All Quacking ]

208
00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:33,678
- [ Chirping ]
- [ Weakly Quacking ]

209
00:13:44,605 --> 00:13:46,085
[ Disappointed Quack ]

210
00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:57,915
[ Sighing ]

211
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,371
[ Groaning ]

212
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,326
[ Quacks ]

213
00:14:22,164 --> 00:14:24,304
[ Chirping ]

214
00:14:30,607 --> 00:14:33,517
[ Retching ]

215
00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:42,919
Folks, it's worse
than we thought.

216
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:46,446
Seems dark matter
is nature's sex drug.

217
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:50,151
It's like a perverted
trail mix of penguin estrogen,

218
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:52,929
penguin Viagra
and Spanish penguin fly.

219
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,676
- Why, it's making 'em
ultra-fertile.
- How ultra?

220
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:59,027
Well, your garden variety
penguin lays one egg a year.

221
00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:03,028
Since the spill, our penguins
have been laying six eggs
every 15 minutes.

222
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:06,253
- [ All Gasp ]
- Also, the eggs hatch
in only 12 hours.

223
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:09,133
- [ All Gasp ]
- Also, the males
are layin' eggs.

224
00:15:09,255 --> 00:15:11,945
[ Gasps ]

225
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,995
This man has over-gasped.

226
00:15:16,044 --> 00:15:18,874
If the birds keep multiplying,
there'll soon
be too many to count.

227
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:22,054
Before long, the penguins will
exhaust their food supply...

228
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,792
and starve to death.

229
00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:27,363
Oh, if only we hadn't
flown penguins to Pluto...

230
00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:30,150
and dumped oil on them,
this might never have happened.

231
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,147
Can't we stop them
from multiplying?

232
00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:36,408
Yes, I reckon it is
our responsibility.
And thankfully, we have a plan.

233
00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:38,243
What is it?
We'll do anything.

234
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,501
Everyone, grab your guns.

235
00:15:40,634 --> 00:15:44,124
I declare penguin huntin' season
officially open!

236
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,906
[ All Quacking ]

237
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,998
We can't shoot penguins!

238
00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:56,476
Isn't there some way
to keep them from breeding?

239
00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:59,866
Cold showers don't work
on Antarctic creatures.

240
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,871
Surely you agree that a quick
semi-painless death...

241
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:05,014
is a damn sight better
than weeks of starvation.

242
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:08,618
Well, I suppose,
but I mean,

243
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,450
I joined Penguins Unlimited
to love penguins,
not to hunt them.

244
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,540
This time the two
are one and the same.

245
00:16:14,668 --> 00:16:18,018
Now, are you with us,
or are you gonna let
innocent penguins suffer?

246
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,630
[ All Quacking ]

247
00:16:20,761 --> 00:16:25,681
Oh, God, it's inhuman!
It's like Hong Kong!
I'll do it!

248
00:16:25,809 --> 00:16:30,249
That's a good
old-fashioned gun. Simple
point-and-click interface.

249
00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:32,989
- Rifle check!
- Oh, yeah!

250
00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:34,561
Whee doggie!

251
00:16:34,688 --> 00:16:36,868
Hey, you're enjoying this.

252
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:39,345
Look, nobody enjoys
shootin' penguins.

253
00:16:39,475 --> 00:16:42,435
But if you haveto
shoot penguins, well,
you might as well enjoy it.

254
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:46,876
I'm sorry,
but if it's fun in any way,
it's not environmentalism.

255
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:49,695
Oh, really?
How 'bout blowin' up dams?

256
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,104
Yeah, that is fun.[ Cocks Rifle ]

257
00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:54,227
Let's "conservate."

258
00:16:56,101 --> 00:17:00,891
[ Fry Screaming ] It's been an honor to serve under you, sir.

259
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,067
All right.
This is for their own good.

260
00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:13,382
Don't leave orphans.
Gotta kill entire families.

261
00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:16,507
[ Chirping ]

262
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:21,945
But they're so cute.
No, you can do this.

263
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,834
It's just like murdering
a little butler.

264
00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:27,175
I-- I can't look.

265
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:32,699
- [ Rifle Blast ]
- [ Squawking ]

266
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,704
Oh, no!
[ Sobbing ]

267
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,136
What have I done?

268
00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:43,405
[ Sobs ]
You poor little guy.

269
00:17:43,539 --> 00:17:46,279
I'm so sorry I--
Bender?

270
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,552
[ Bender Beeps ]

271
00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:58,159
What's going on?
Were you hiding out
with these little guys?

272
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,784
Of course not!
Filthy ice rats!

273
00:18:00,904 --> 00:18:03,264
Scat! Shoo![ Chirping ]

274
00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:05,255
What are you doing?
Get away.

275
00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:07,217
Aw, they love you.

276
00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:09,516
Well, I don't love them.

277
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:12,093
- [ Chirping ]
- [ Sighs, Retches ]

278
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:18,840
I don't know why,
but when I look down
at their little faces,

279
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,617
it makes me wanna puke...
in a good way.

280
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:25,101
[ All Shouting Excitedly ]

281
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,553
[ Rifle Blasts Continue ]Stop! Stop shooting!

282
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,639
It's me, Leela. Sorry.

283
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,679
Why aren't you firing
randomly into those birds,
little lady?

284
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,246
Don't you wanna help 'em?Not this way.

285
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:47,824
What? Why, you're not
a tree-huggin' kook at all.

286
00:18:47,951 --> 00:18:51,481
Look, I don't know
if shooting penguins will help
the environment or not,

287
00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:54,607
but I do know the decision
shouldn't be in the hands
of people...

288
00:18:54,741 --> 00:18:56,661
who just wanna kill for fun.

289
00:18:56,787 --> 00:19:01,397
Leela, you may just be farmin'
some free-range truth there.

290
00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:03,840
On the other hand,
we already made up...

291
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,448
200 pounds of batter
for penguin tempura.

292
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,669
Okay, boys,
it's them or us!

293
00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:11,188
No!

294
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,634
- Hey, where'd they--
- Attack!

295
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,070
[ All Quacking ]

296
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,415
[ All Gasp ]

297
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,824
[ Panting ]
Oh, God.

298
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:34,354
Make sure they use
every part of my body!

299
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,607
I'll avenge
your death, son!

300
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,220
They used to be
such peaceful birds.

301
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:42,532
I suppose this was
your doing.Yep, it's like I taught 'em.

302
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,709
If it ain't black and white,
peck, scratch and bite.

303
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,836
Now, to take off
my tuxedo.

304
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,366
Guys, it's me,
your lovable dictator.

305
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,668
Uh-oh.
[ Screaming ]

306
00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:05,508
Oh! If only
we had a toboggan.

307
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,157
Faster! Faster!

308
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:20,573
[ Grunting ]

309
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,436
[ Both Sigh ]

310
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,575
Oh, right, they can swim.
It's all coming back
to me now.

311
00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:34,452
[ Gasping ]

312
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,114
It's Fry.Wiggles?

313
00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:49,158
Well, at least it'll help
reduce their population.

314
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,340
Yeah, life is
hilariously cruel.

315
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,558
[ Laughing ]

316
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,208
[ Gasping ]

317
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,260
Permission to come
aboard, Wiggles?Granted.

318
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:05,790
We can't take off
without our captain. [ Clearing Throat ]

319
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,566
Oh, and bring
my toboggan.

320
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,267
So, Leela, were you able
to help the penguins?

321
00:21:15,403 --> 00:21:18,063
Well, sure.
I mean, not really.

322
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:20,579
I mean, nature
will work itself out.

323
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:23,413
It can't screw things up
any worse than we did
trying to fix things.

324
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,412
Right?[ Mumbles ]
I don't know.

325
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:28,805
Ah, quit your worrying.
Thanks to my shining influence,

326
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:32,249
those stupid birds
will do just fine.

327
00:21:46,521 --> 00:21:48,311
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