1 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,281 [ Man ] One, two! One, two, three! 2 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:35,448 ♪ Froggie went a-courtin' and he did ride Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 3 00:00:35,517 --> 00:00:37,517 ♪ Well, Froggie went a-courtin' and he did ride ♪ 4 00:00:37,585 --> 00:00:39,375 [ Babbles ] ♪ Somethin' Bender is great ♪ 5 00:00:39,448 --> 00:00:41,378 ♪ Froggie went a-courtin' and Bender is great ♪ 6 00:00:41,448 --> 00:00:43,068 ♪ Uh-huh ♪♪ [ Thudding ] 7 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:50,001 [ Fry ] Oh, my God! 8 00:00:50,067 --> 00:00:54,377 They dug up a bag of Olestra chips from my time. 9 00:00:54,448 --> 00:00:57,408 [ Clanging, Groans ] 10 00:00:57,481 --> 00:01:00,661 [ Grunting, Groans ] 11 00:01:00,723 --> 00:01:03,413 There must be layers and layers of old stuff down there. 12 00:01:05,171 --> 00:01:07,341 [ Gasps ]What's that? 13 00:01:07,412 --> 00:01:09,622 One of those Led Zeppelins I've heard so much about? 14 00:01:09,688 --> 00:01:12,788 No, it's an old Volkswagen van. 15 00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:17,070 Hey, mister, mind if I take this old van? 16 00:01:17,137 --> 00:01:20,997 Sure. You want to dump the corpses out of theres, it's yourses. 17 00:01:21,067 --> 00:01:23,857 Yeah, yeah. I've gotten used cars before. 18 00:01:25,481 --> 00:01:28,451 [ Grunting ] 19 00:01:31,412 --> 00:01:34,002 - [ Gulping ] - What's that? 20 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:36,657 One of those Jefferson Starships I've heard so much about? 21 00:01:36,723 --> 00:01:39,833 It's called a van. And in light of the fact that it's not a-rockin', 22 00:01:39,896 --> 00:01:41,966 I invite you to come a-knockin'. 23 00:01:42,033 --> 00:01:43,863 Wow! Neat!Oh! 24 00:01:43,930 --> 00:01:46,620 It's a triumph of free-spirited German engineering. 25 00:01:46,688 --> 00:01:49,588 Hey! The speedometer only goes up to 80. 26 00:01:49,655 --> 00:01:52,375 This thing can't go faster than 80,000 miles an hour? 27 00:01:52,448 --> 00:01:55,138 No, it can't. But it's got a driver's side floor... 28 00:01:55,206 --> 00:01:58,376 and an eight-track player with genuine mono sound. 29 00:01:58,448 --> 00:02:02,478 Where's the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time? 30 00:02:02,551 --> 00:02:07,001 - Under the seat. - [ Engine Grinding ] 31 00:02:07,067 --> 00:02:09,757 Why won't it start?It just needs some gas. 32 00:02:09,826 --> 00:02:12,786 Wrong again, idiot. There is no gas. 33 00:02:12,861 --> 00:02:16,411 Petroleum reserves ran dry in 2038. 34 00:02:16,481 --> 00:02:18,931 Gas was an environmental disaster anyway. 35 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,830 Now we use alternative fuels. 36 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:22,376 Like what?Whale oil. 37 00:02:24,413 --> 00:02:26,413 Bender, lift it up to the can opener. 38 00:02:26,481 --> 00:02:28,831 Oh, no! I'm not going near it. 39 00:02:28,896 --> 00:02:31,926 Last time, that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off. 40 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,030 Oh, right. Plus, the magnet... 41 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:36,793 screws up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs. 42 00:02:36,861 --> 00:02:40,411 What? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer? 43 00:02:40,481 --> 00:02:42,661 How ridiculous! 44 00:02:42,723 --> 00:02:46,383 Bender, if you don't open that can right now, your fear will own you. 45 00:02:46,448 --> 00:02:49,758 And nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that. 46 00:02:49,826 --> 00:02:52,786 Okay. Okay. I can do this. 47 00:02:52,861 --> 00:02:56,281 It's time to take life by the cans. 48 00:02:59,033 --> 00:03:02,103 [ Grunting ] 49 00:03:02,171 --> 00:03:04,861 Come on. You can do it.Go on, you dummy. 50 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,450 [ Electronic Hum ][ Shouts ] 51 00:03:09,516 --> 00:03:12,586 ♪ Jimmy crack corn and I don't care ♪ [ Groaning ] 52 00:03:12,655 --> 00:03:15,655 ♪ Jimmy crack corn and I don't care ♪ [ Groaning Continues ] 53 00:03:15,723 --> 00:03:17,383 Oh, no![ All Exclaiming ] 54 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:21,068 ♪ I don't care 'cause the master's gone away ♪♪ 55 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:23,617 It's toe-tappingly tragic.[ Groaning ] 56 00:03:26,378 --> 00:03:29,998 Doc, I can't move my arms and legs. What's wrong with me? 57 00:03:30,068 --> 00:03:33,338 [ Sighs ] This is the worst part of the job. 58 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:37,833 - What is it? Good news? - Bender, your hydraulics are shot. 59 00:03:37,896 --> 00:03:40,376 You'll never move again.[ Gasps ] 60 00:03:40,448 --> 00:03:42,618 You mean--I'm sorry. 61 00:03:42,688 --> 00:03:44,718 You'll have to get a new one.[ Sobbing ] 62 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:49,623 [ All Exclaiming ]Poor Bender. 63 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,718 Well, let's drag him to the curb. 64 00:03:51,793 --> 00:03:54,103 Wait a minute. Bender is my best friend. 65 00:03:54,171 --> 00:03:57,101 We can't just dump him in the gutter like Grandma's ashes. 66 00:03:57,171 --> 00:04:00,661 Oh! My life is over. 67 00:04:00,723 --> 00:04:04,003 I'll never know happiness again. [ Honking ] 68 00:04:04,068 --> 00:04:06,308 [ Laughs ] Hello there. 69 00:04:06,378 --> 00:04:08,408 Look, Bender. It's Patch Cord Adams. 70 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:10,411 He heals with the power of laughter. 71 00:04:10,481 --> 00:04:12,071 Come on. Take it. [ Honks ] 72 00:04:12,137 --> 00:04:14,137 What's the matter? Can't move your arms? 73 00:04:14,205 --> 00:04:17,335 Obviously not, or I'd be strangling you right now. 74 00:04:17,413 --> 00:04:19,723 Hey, here's a giggle. 75 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,383 [ Honking ] 76 00:04:21,447 --> 00:04:24,067 Did you hear why they're using Windows 3000 as a prison guard? 77 00:04:24,137 --> 00:04:26,447 - No. Why? - 'Cause it always locks up. [ Honks ] 78 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,786 [ Forced Laughter ] 79 00:04:28,862 --> 00:04:31,832 For the love of God, somebody kick his ass! 80 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,856 Well, so long. Get well soon. 81 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:38,310 Oh. Well. So long anyway. 82 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:42,519 Oh, I'm doomed! 83 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:46,026 Everybody leave me alone. I don't wanna be seen this way. 84 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:50,337 Aw, you look so sad. 85 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:52,343 You want me to send Patch Cord Adams back in? 86 00:04:52,413 --> 00:04:54,383 [ Sobbing ] 87 00:04:57,310 --> 00:04:59,270 [ Sobbing Continues ] 88 00:04:59,343 --> 00:05:01,273 ♪♪ [ Harmonica: Blues ] 89 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:04,483 [ Sniffs ] Hey, the blues. 90 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:07,100 The tragic sound of other people's suffering. 91 00:05:07,172 --> 00:05:09,552 - That's kind of a pick-me-up. - ♪♪ [ Continues ] 92 00:05:17,413 --> 00:05:20,653 Wow, that was great!Hey, thanks. You a fan? 93 00:05:20,723 --> 00:05:23,273 I don't know. Let me see. 94 00:05:24,413 --> 00:05:26,483 Oh, my God, you're Beck! 95 00:05:26,550 --> 00:05:29,310 I'd get up to shake your hand and steal your wallet, 96 00:05:29,379 --> 00:05:32,339 but my crappy body crapped out on me. 97 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:35,553 Don't take it so hard. I used to miss my body too, 98 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:39,030 but then I fished this mannequin out of the 92-Cent Store Dumpster. 99 00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:41,793 Wow! We've sure got a lot in common, Beck. 100 00:05:41,862 --> 00:05:45,312 I always dreamed of being a musician-poet who transcends genres, 101 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:47,689 even as he reinvents them, just like you. 102 00:05:47,757 --> 00:05:50,517 So do it, robot. It's easier than it looks. 103 00:05:50,586 --> 00:05:52,646 Yeah, thanks, but it's hopeless. 104 00:05:52,723 --> 00:05:54,653 I'll never be a musician now. 105 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:59,833 Or maybe... you'll be the best musician ever. 106 00:05:59,896 --> 00:06:01,956 [ Whispering ] 107 00:06:06,172 --> 00:06:08,382 [ Grunts ] What's this for? 108 00:06:08,447 --> 00:06:11,757 Try and scrape it across your chest, like a knife on burnt toast. 109 00:06:11,826 --> 00:06:14,066 [ Grunting ] 110 00:06:14,137 --> 00:06:17,447 Come on. Move those arms. Use the power of mental thinking. 111 00:06:17,516 --> 00:06:20,546 Make it dynamic.[ Clattering ] 112 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:24,070 Yeah-yeah-yee! All right. Congratulations, my friend. 113 00:06:24,137 --> 00:06:26,307 Why? 'Cause I can make annoying noises? 114 00:06:26,379 --> 00:06:30,069 Exactly. I use those all the time in my music. 115 00:06:30,137 --> 00:06:33,307 Bender, I want you to become my new washboard player. 116 00:06:33,379 --> 00:06:36,209 [ Gasps ] All right! 117 00:06:36,274 --> 00:06:39,274 Go Bender! Go Bender! Go Bender! 118 00:06:46,103 --> 00:06:49,243 [ Honking ]Well, that's my good friend Beck. 119 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:52,900 I'm off to rock a series of mid-level venues. 120 00:06:52,965 --> 00:06:56,095 Kudos, Bender. You got mangled, and now you're a singer. 121 00:06:56,172 --> 00:06:58,142 Both our dreams came true. 122 00:06:58,206 --> 00:06:59,376 [ Honks ] 123 00:06:59,447 --> 00:07:02,337 Hey, I have an idea. Who wants to cram in my van... 124 00:07:02,413 --> 00:07:05,413 and follow Bender on tour and live there in the van? 125 00:07:05,482 --> 00:07:07,342 [ Backfiring ] 126 00:07:07,413 --> 00:07:11,963 I don't know, Fry. I think I'm too poor to follow a band around in a van. 127 00:07:12,033 --> 00:07:14,003 [ Honking ] 128 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,267 Come on. Move it. We gotta get to the concert... 129 00:07:16,343 --> 00:07:18,553 and make the audience wait for it to start. 130 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:25,067 [ Backfiring ] 131 00:07:44,413 --> 00:07:46,483 Bad news, friends. 132 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,480 My shell ran. 133 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:50,520 Zoidberg, you idiot! 134 00:07:50,586 --> 00:07:53,096 My outfit-- it's-- it's-- 135 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,522 Kind of cool.Yeah. I like it. 136 00:07:55,586 --> 00:07:58,646 - Me too, now that I'm used to it. - Then it was all on purpose. 137 00:07:58,723 --> 00:08:01,033 You're lucky to have Zoidberg as a friend. 138 00:08:01,103 --> 00:08:03,963 But cross me, and I'll turn on you like that.[ Snaps Claws ] 139 00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:05,553 [ Shrieking ] 140 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:09,240 [ Beck ] ♪ There's a destination a little up the road ♪ 141 00:08:09,310 --> 00:08:12,000 ♪ From the habitations and the towns we know ♪[ Clucking ] 142 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:14,547 ♪ A place we saw the lights turn low ♪ 143 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,900 ♪ The jigsaw jazz and the get-fresh flow ♪ 144 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:19,454 ♪ Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts ♪ 145 00:08:19,516 --> 00:08:21,856 ♪ Two turntables and a microphone ♪ 146 00:08:21,930 --> 00:08:23,900 ♪ Bottles and cans Just clap your hands ♪ [ Hands Clapping ] 147 00:08:23,964 --> 00:08:25,934 ♪ Just clap your hands ♪ 148 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,900 [ Crowd Whooping ]♪ Where it's at ♪ 149 00:08:28,964 --> 00:08:31,794 ♪ Got a washboard stomach and a microphone ♪ 150 00:08:31,862 --> 00:08:34,172 ♪♪ [ Clanging To Beat ] 151 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,550 ♪ That was a washboard brain ♪♪ 152 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:39,000 Whoo!Oh, yeah! 153 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:40,587 Yeah! 154 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,654 One bowl of Jell-O knuckles, please. 155 00:08:42,724 --> 00:08:45,834 That'll be three "pic-a-tures" of George Washington. 156 00:08:47,274 --> 00:08:49,864 Oh, no! My beautiful money! 157 00:08:49,931 --> 00:08:54,101 It got ruined in the wash.Mine too. Even my change. 158 00:08:54,172 --> 00:08:56,412 Get lost, you moneyless hippies! 159 00:08:56,481 --> 00:08:58,411 You heard him, freaks. 160 00:08:58,481 --> 00:09:00,831 We don't like your type around here. 161 00:09:00,895 --> 00:09:03,615 These are the types we like. 162 00:09:06,274 --> 00:09:10,314 Bender, that was thebest 40-minute washboard solo I've ever heard. 163 00:09:10,379 --> 00:09:13,339 The parts when I was awake blew my mind. 164 00:09:13,413 --> 00:09:15,793 [ Thud ] 165 00:09:15,861 --> 00:09:19,591 Whoa! Check out all those broken robots. Howdy, fellas! 166 00:09:19,654 --> 00:09:22,174 Oh, I don't believe my broken eyes! 167 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,450 It's Bender, the washboard player! 168 00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:27,167 Hey, man, we caught your concert from here. 169 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,790 [ All ] You rock! 170 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:31,621 Oh-- Oh, Bender, sign my chest! 171 00:09:31,688 --> 00:09:33,828 It's in that bin behind me. 172 00:09:33,895 --> 00:09:37,445 Yo, brother! Thanks for showin' that broken robots are still useful. 173 00:09:37,517 --> 00:09:39,757 Aw, hang in there, folks. 174 00:09:39,826 --> 00:09:42,786 I bet before you know it, you guys'll be-- [ Clattering ] 175 00:09:44,688 --> 00:09:47,968 [ Clattering Continues ] 176 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:50,003 [ Clattering Stops ] 177 00:09:52,274 --> 00:09:56,074 That is so wrong! You can't just melt down broken robots. 178 00:09:56,136 --> 00:09:58,066 Not right when they're kissing my ass. 179 00:09:58,136 --> 00:10:00,306 Whoa, dawg. Just cold chill. 180 00:10:02,274 --> 00:10:04,554 You know, when I'm upset, I write a song about it. 181 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:08,410 Like, when I wrote "Devil's Haircut," I was feeling really-- 182 00:10:08,481 --> 00:10:11,311 - What's that song about? - Hey, yeah. 183 00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:14,139 I could write a song... with real words. 184 00:10:14,206 --> 00:10:16,306 Not phony ones, like "odelay." 185 00:10:16,379 --> 00:10:19,549 "Odelay" is a word. Just look it up in the Becktionary. 186 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,970 Oh. 187 00:10:26,931 --> 00:10:29,031 ♪♪ [ Humming ] 188 00:10:29,102 --> 00:10:32,482 I'm workin' on my song. Hand me the Becktionary. 189 00:10:32,551 --> 00:10:36,101 No, no, the rhyming Becktionary.[ Sighs ] 190 00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:39,452 I wish I could help raise awareness about broken robots. 191 00:10:39,517 --> 00:10:42,337 But what can I do? I only weigh eight pounds. 192 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:45,273 Wait a minute. You know lots of rock stars. 193 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:48,314 And most of them like to look like they care about things. 194 00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:51,969 We can all get together for a big benefit concert in San Francisco. 195 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:55,763 And we can call it "Bend-Aid" after me, Bender. 196 00:10:55,826 --> 00:10:57,586 And you can sing that song you're writing. 197 00:10:57,654 --> 00:11:00,074 And I'll let you sing backup. 198 00:11:00,136 --> 00:11:03,616 But remember who the star is-- me, Bender. 199 00:11:15,309 --> 00:11:18,269 ♪♪ [ Rock ][ Crowd Cheering ] 200 00:11:20,309 --> 00:11:21,619 [ Buzzing ] 201 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,273 [ Neon Buzzing ] 202 00:11:37,309 --> 00:11:41,619 All right. "Hands in the air" rhymes with "just don't care." 203 00:11:41,688 --> 00:11:43,968 And... finished! 204 00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:46,033 [ Sniffs, Groans ] 205 00:11:46,102 --> 00:11:48,652 Smells like something died in the wall. [ Door Opens ] 206 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:50,724 Surprise! 207 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:53,408 Mind if we crash here tonight? 208 00:11:53,481 --> 00:11:55,341 The colors in the van are keeping us awake. 209 00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:58,623 All right, but hands off the minibar. 210 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,450 Wow! I forgot about TV. Living free on the road, 211 00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:05,967 you realize how much better life is without it. 212 00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:08,553 Well, let's see what's on.♪♪ [ Folk ] 213 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,760 [ Announcer ] Tuesday, Golden Gate Park-- 214 00:12:10,826 --> 00:12:14,096 The monsters of vaguely folkish alterna-rock... 215 00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:18,862 will strum your brains out at Bend-Aid, Bend-Aid! 216 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:21,761 Featuring Beck, Wailing Fungus... 217 00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:24,206 and special guest Bender! [ Echoing ] 218 00:12:24,274 --> 00:12:26,244 A portion of the proceeds might go to help broken robots. 219 00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:28,029 Yeah! Hooray!Great. 220 00:12:28,102 --> 00:12:31,482 - Bender, you're famous! - [ Sniffling ] Yeah. 221 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,481 This coming together of superstars... 222 00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:36,861 really means a lot to you, doesn't it, Bender? 223 00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:39,621 Uh-huh. Helping my defective brothers... 224 00:12:39,688 --> 00:12:41,858 is the first thing I've ever cared about, 225 00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:44,171 even the slightest bit. [ Sniffling Continues ] 226 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,650 You know, when I first got broken, 227 00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:51,484 I felt my life was over, but look at me now. 228 00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:55,311 I got fame, money, groupies, 229 00:12:55,379 --> 00:12:59,239 and it's all thanks to being completely immobilized. 230 00:12:59,309 --> 00:13:02,899 That's why I'll be proud to go up on stage tomorrow and say, 231 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:06,715 "Look at me, world! I am a broken robot!" 232 00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:09,623 Bender, you can move. You're cured. 233 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:13,028 Oh, crap! It's a miracle! 234 00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:21,067 I can move again. [ Sobbing ] 235 00:13:21,136 --> 00:13:23,826 My music career is over. 236 00:13:23,895 --> 00:13:26,645 Bender, I don't claim to understand "the biz," 237 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:29,214 but wouldn't being able to move help your music career? 238 00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:31,314 No! Don't you see? 239 00:13:31,379 --> 00:13:35,029 I was a hero to broken robots 'cause I was one of them. 240 00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:38,382 But how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not? 241 00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:42,137 That's like Christina Aguilera singin' in Spanish. 242 00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:45,996 [ Gasps ] Wait! That's it! I'll fake it. 243 00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:48,757 [ Tires Screeching ] 244 00:13:53,826 --> 00:13:57,096 [ Snorting, Spitting ] 245 00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:01,244 You better not do that at the concert. 246 00:14:01,309 --> 00:14:05,269 I can't stop. When I eat too much dirt, I get stuff in my throat. 247 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,004 - [ Spits ] - [ Groans ] 248 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,517 You are so disgusting. I-- [ Gasps ] 249 00:14:12,826 --> 00:14:14,756 They're beautiful! 250 00:14:14,826 --> 00:14:16,786 Ew! You're touching them. 251 00:14:16,861 --> 00:14:18,761 I've never seen pearls like this. 252 00:14:18,826 --> 00:14:20,926 Dr. Zoidberg, you're amazing! 253 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,900 I am? At last, recognition! 254 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,585 [ Snorting ] 255 00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:29,834 [ Chattering ] 256 00:14:29,895 --> 00:14:33,135 [ Man On P.A. ] Gentle hippies, put your filthy hands together... 257 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,966 for the folk stylings of Cylon and Garfunkel! 258 00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:40,483 [ Crowd Cheering ] 259 00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:42,451 Here's a song that was beautiful... 260 00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:44,997 when performed by my ancestor, Art. 261 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:51,786 ♪ Are you goin' to Scarborough Fair ♪ 262 00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:57,311 [ Cylon In Robotic Monotone ] ♪ Parsley, sage rosemary and thyme ♪ 263 00:14:57,379 --> 00:15:00,619 ♪ Remember me ♪ [ Van Approaching ] 264 00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:03,098 ♪ To one who lives there ♪ 265 00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,102 [ Backfiring ] 266 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,452 [ Cylon ] ♪ She once was ♪ 267 00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:10,967 ♪ A true love of mine ♪♪ 268 00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:14,483 We're home.Well, let's earn some bread. 269 00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:18,686 Brothers and sisters, get your love beads. 270 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:21,928 Can't journey to the center of your mind without love beads. 271 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,650 Wow, look at the colors! 272 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,034 These'll go great with my soul. 273 00:15:27,102 --> 00:15:31,342 Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently. 274 00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:34,453 I'll take three.Give me one, man. 275 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,547 I'll trade you a bad poem. 276 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:40,310 [ Man On P.A. ] And now, stand up and turn on your hidden tape recorders... 277 00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:43,139 for... Beck!♪♪ [ Rock ] 278 00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:46,756 With special guest, Bender, the Broken Robot! 279 00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:49,686 [ Cheering ] 280 00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:55,694 Bender rules!Groove on, man! 281 00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:57,758 [ Woman ] Rock it, Bender! 282 00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:04,027 ♪ Can't you hear those cavalry drums ♪ 283 00:16:04,102 --> 00:16:06,972 ♪ Hijacking your equilibrium ♪ 284 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,973 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ Midnight snacks ♪ 285 00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:10,973 ♪ In the mausoleum ♪♪ 286 00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:13,213 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 287 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,337 [ Crowd Cheering ] 288 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:25,073 Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours, 289 00:16:25,136 --> 00:16:27,646 but we got into a serious thing, 290 00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:29,694 and then I forgot how it ended. 291 00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:32,478 Anyway, one last item of business before we go. 292 00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:36,141 Bender, to start your foundation for broken robots, 293 00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:39,786 here's a big cardboard check for $14,000. 294 00:16:39,861 --> 00:16:42,691 It's been an emotional day for me. 295 00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:44,968 [ Sobs ] I don't know what to say. 296 00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:48,343 Then maybe you should sing it. Lay it down, boys. 297 00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:49,763 ♪♪ [ Soft Rock ] 298 00:16:49,826 --> 00:16:53,646 Ladies, gentlemen, smoking heaps of machinery-- 299 00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:55,524 [ Cheering ] 300 00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:58,756 This is a song called "My Broken Friend." 301 00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:00,826 [ Crowd Cheering ] 302 00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:05,314 ♪ People say my broken friend is useless ♪ 303 00:17:05,378 --> 00:17:07,688 ♪ But I say his mind is free ♪ 304 00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:13,338 ♪ There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could be ♪ 305 00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:16,623 Kick it.♪ He could make a good hat rack ♪ 306 00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:18,649 ♪ He only has to stand there ♪ 307 00:17:18,723 --> 00:17:22,003 - ♪ Or a cheap doorstop ♪ - ♪ He doesn't need to move ♪ 308 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:24,997 ♪ Or a great big giant thermos ♪♪ Giant thermos ♪ 309 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:28,307 ♪ With a twist-off top ♪♪ That would be good for soup ♪ 310 00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:30,718 ♪ He could be a storage closet ♪ 311 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,692 [ Together ] ♪ For outdated pants ♪ 312 00:17:32,758 --> 00:17:34,208 ♪ I like 'em tight ♪ 313 00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:37,065 [ Bender ] ♪ My broken friend could do it all ♪ 314 00:17:37,136 --> 00:17:39,926 [ Together ] ♪ Just give him a chance ♪ 315 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,550 ♪ That robot has a tragic secret ♪ 316 00:17:43,619 --> 00:17:46,279 - ♪ That I'd like to share ♪ - For real? 317 00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:49,624 ♪ My broken friend is closer to me ♪ 318 00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:52,649 - ♪ Than an ass to a chair ♪ - Hmm. 319 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,963 ♪ That robot's name I never told you ♪ 320 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,314 Who's that?♪ You could not foresee ♪ 321 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:02,478 Come on. Give it up.♪ I'll say it loud and sing it proud ♪ 322 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:05,170 [ Together ] ♪ His name is you and me ♪ 323 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,650 - ♪ Don't melt me down into a crowbar ♪ - ♪ That suffers alone ♪ 324 00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:11,413 ♪ Just 'cause I can't move my arms and legs ♪♪ Arms and legs, hey ♪ 325 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:14,481 -[ Bender ] ♪ Or toss me into a trash can ♪-Bender, what are you doing? 326 00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:16,650 ♪ Just 'cause I can't cook you ham and eggs ♪ 327 00:18:16,723 --> 00:18:19,553 - What are you doing? - ♪ Don't crush me into an anchor ♪ 328 00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:23,339 - Yo, what's the dillio? - Just 'cause I can't jump and dance and sing ♪ 329 00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:26,903 But-- No-- But, Bender--♪ I'm telling you my broken friend ♪ 330 00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:29,794 ♪ Put your hands in the air like you just don't care ♪ 331 00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:33,032 No--♪ I'm telling you my broken friend ♪ 332 00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:35,523 ♪ Can do most ♪Cut it. 333 00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:38,826 ♪ Anything ♪♪Cut it. 334 00:18:38,895 --> 00:18:40,615 Yeah!Cut it! 335 00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:43,649 [ Crowd Booing ] 336 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,033 Curse my natural showmanship! 337 00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:49,593 You big, fat fraud! You're not really broken! 338 00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:53,554 But you will be in a minute! Bum-rush the stage! 339 00:18:53,619 --> 00:18:56,309 - [ Clamoring ] - [ Bender Stammering ] 340 00:18:56,378 --> 00:18:59,588 [ Crowd Shouting ] [ Woman ] Get him! 341 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,100 [ Tarzan Yell ] 342 00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:06,962 - [ Grunts ] - [ Gears Grinding ] 343 00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:08,384 Whoa![ Shouting ] 344 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,718 Oh, harsh! I didn't get my beads. 345 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:14,902 [ Zoidberg Vomiting ] 346 00:19:14,964 --> 00:19:18,314 You, minion, lift up my arm. 347 00:19:18,378 --> 00:19:19,998 After him! 348 00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:25,834 [ People Screaming ] 349 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:32,789 Well, everyone, prepare to get your guts kicked out by folk singers. 350 00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,619 [ Horn Honking ] 351 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,830 What is this? The Year of the Jerk? 352 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,930 Hurry! The Golden Gate Bridge. 353 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Put the metal to the pedal to the other metal. 354 00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:10,928 Whoa![ All Shout ] 355 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,380 Oh, no! I forgot this is a hoverbridge. 356 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,548 And I forgot this isn't a hover car! 357 00:20:17,619 --> 00:20:21,139 - Is any of that a problem? - Not if you've lived a life without regret. 358 00:20:21,205 --> 00:20:24,135 [ Screaming ] 359 00:20:24,205 --> 00:20:26,515 [ All Screaming ] 360 00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:29,166 I'll save me! 361 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,170 Quick, grab his foot cuffs! 362 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,210 [ Bender Grunting ] 363 00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:37,759 [ Sighs Of Relief ] 364 00:20:37,826 --> 00:20:40,756 [ Shouting ] 365 00:20:40,826 --> 00:20:42,716 Bummer. 366 00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:50,103 Someone fat get in my way! 367 00:20:50,172 --> 00:20:54,382 Oh.[ Groaning ] 368 00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:58,478 [ Shouts, Sobs ] I'm broken again. 369 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,900 - I can't move any part of me. - Good. 370 00:21:01,964 --> 00:21:04,314 I'm really sorry I lied, Beck. 371 00:21:04,378 --> 00:21:07,098 All I ever wanted was to make music with you. 372 00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:10,212 I never meant to hurt anyone, or help anyone. 373 00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:14,275 Bender, that's some played-out, new jack horse crap. 374 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:17,654 But I know you don't mean it, so apology accepted. 375 00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:19,723 So, I can, uh, keep the check? 376 00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,792 Over my dead career! 377 00:21:22,895 --> 00:21:25,165 Well, it was worth a shot. 378 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,309 [ Sighs ] [ Water Sloshing ] 379 00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:36,518 Come on, Bender! If you're done scamming Beck, we're heading home. 380 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,026 All right, all right. 381 00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:43,413 Let me just do one thing to cheer myself up. 382 00:21:44,964 --> 00:21:48,104 Right! ♪ Fry crack corn and I don't care ♪ 383 00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:50,102 ♪ Leela crack corn I still don't care ♪ 384 00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:53,032 ♪ Bender crack corn and he is great ♪ 385 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,073 ♪ Take that, you stupid corn ♪♪