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FARNSWORTH:
Good news, everyone!

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We've been hired to make
our 100th delivery.

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(ALL CHEERING)
One hundred!

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That's almost
10 per year.

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This calls for a party, baby.

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I'm ordering 100 kegs,
100 hookers and
100 Elvis impersonators

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who aren't above
a little hooking,
should the occasion arise.

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Be very gentle, folks.

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This is the soufflé
you're delivering
to Mrs. Astor.

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Oh, my God, it's Elzar!
Hi, Elzar!
Great soufflé, Elzar!

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Whatever you do,
don't drop it.

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See, Mrs. Astor takes
nitroglycerine for her heart,

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and being a class act,
she prefers it
in soufflé form.

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(SOFTLY) Bam!
(ALL GASP)

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To prevent the soufflé
from exploding,
Bender will carry it.

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He's gyroscopically stable.

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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Look! Mrs. Astor's mansion,
just across
that rickety rope bridge.

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(WIND HOWLING)

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Wow, it's ricketier
than it looks.

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You better try
to jump it, Bender.

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Okay, let me back up
for a running start.

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Here I go!

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(SCREAMING)

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(RINGING DOORBELL)

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I shall inform Mrs. Astor
that the circus is in town.

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Your soufflé, madam.

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I shall take it here,
under my fork.

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(EXCLAIMING SOFTLY)

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(ALL SHUDDERING)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Where's the exploding?

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One does not explode
in Mrs. Astor's face.

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I couldn't eat
another bite.
Hobsie?

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(ALL BARKING)

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(EXPLOSION)

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Well done, sir.
Have you a name?

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Hubert Farnsworth,
at your service.

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A Farnsworth, you say?
Well, if I'm not mistaken,

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the Farnsworths have been
in New New York
for almost 200 years.

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Yes, I have.

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And I'm his uncle.

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How charmingly
unconventional.

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I can eat a hot dog
underwater.

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Say, would you Farnsworths
care to be my guests tomorrow

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at the Astor
Endowment Fundraiser?

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All the best families
will be there.

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We can take them.

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On April 10, 2912,
my late husband and I

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set off down Fifth Avenue
aboard the Land Titanic,

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the largest
street-going vessel
ever built.

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Just four days
into her maiden voyage,
as we approached 32nd Street,

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the land liner
struck a mailbox
and went down.

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2,000 souls
were lost that day,
including my dear husband.

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In loving memory,
I established
the Mr. Astor Endowment,

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which this year supports
the United Mutant
Scholarship Fund.

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(GUESTS APPLAUDING)

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Mutants?
That's the kind of thing
you are.

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Shh. You know mutants
aren't allowed
on the surface.

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If anyone asks,
say I'm an alien,
remember?

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Right. You gonna
finish that roll?

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Shh.

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Now, a short film about
those pitiable creatures
so in need of our charity.

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NARRATOR: Far beneath
the everyday rumble
of limousines and poodle feet,

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there toil
a downtrodden people

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even less well off
than the upper middle class.

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The noble sewer mutants.

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For, you see, generations
of exposure to toxic sewage

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mutated them
into horrific monsters!

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(BOTH GASP)

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Shut up.

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NARRATOR:
These industrious,
uh, people, I guess,

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maintain the various pipes
and poop chutes

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that keep decent,
above-ground society
functioning.

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And where do these
proud toileteers
learn their menial skills?

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(MEOWS)

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At Brown University,

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the nation's
premiere institution
of lower learning.

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So please, give generously,

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knowing some poor helpless
mutant will thank you.

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Not in person, thank God.

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Well, that
was disturbing.

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I understand, dear.
They are hideous.

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Look, I guess you mean well,
but isn't that university

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just a tax-deductible
sewer-cleaning service?

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My dear, that school
is about much more
than sewer pipes.

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Really?

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It's also about keeping
those filthy things busy.

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There are thousands of them
down there,
breeding like rats.

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My great uncle
once saw a rat.

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If we don't
keep them busy,

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they'll start jabbering
about equal rights
in their ill-bred manner.

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Let's go.

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If I say one more thing,
I might say it
with my evening boot.

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Well! Rarely have I never!

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Please, don't blame Leela.
She's just a little ill-bred.

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You know how mutants are.

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(ALL GASPING)

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Your companion
is a mutant?

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(SOFTLY)
But if anyone asks,
say she's an alien.

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Help! Police!

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You may have
eluded the authorities,

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but don't nothing
get past Mrs. Astor.

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(GRUNTING)

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What's going to
happen to me?

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Permanent
deportation,
you mutant.

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You going downtown,
baby. Way down.

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(ELECTRIC BLEEP)
(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Incoming!

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Thanks, Colonel.

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Just doing
my job, ma'am.

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(RINGING DOORBELL)

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(SOBBING)

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Mom, Dad, I can't believe
I have to spend the rest
of my life in this hellhole.

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I'm sorry.

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It's okay, sweetie.

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Now that you're here,
this hellhole feels more
like a nice, regular hole.

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What do you say
we go get
some sewer coffee,

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sewer cake and
Safeway ice cream.

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(SPUTTERING)

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Well, the bottom's
all stocked
with cheap stuff.

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Who's in the mood
to party?

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Whoo!

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(GROANS)

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Poor Leela. I feel
like I ruined her life.

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You did ruin her life.

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You might be
right, Hermes.

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I am right.

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I almost feel like
we should do something
to help her.

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We should do something!

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I don't care
what you say, Hermes.
Let's go.

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Oh, mighty Mayor,
we're here
about Turanga Leela.

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You mean Leela?
Right.

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I mean, sure, she's a mutant,
we've known that for years,

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but we kept it secret
'cause she's a fine,
upstanding...

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Wait. You knowingly
attempted to harbor a mutant?

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We did
harbor a mutant!

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Uh-oh.

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Look, Leela,
there's Old Filthful.

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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Urgh!

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And there's the
West Side Pipeway.

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If those guys slack off
for even a second,
it could explode.

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Hey, guys!
This is my daughter, Leela.

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Hey.
How you doing?

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(SCREAMING)

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Well, they're with
the chuds now.

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These conditions
are deplorable.

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I swear, I hate
every single person
on the surface

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for making us
live like this.

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(GROANING)

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(GASPS) Leela!

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What are you
doing here?

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We were sentenced
to two weeks in the sewer
for harboring a mutant.

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$3 at the drugstore.

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I'm so sorry
I ratted you out,

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but, you know,
after two weeks down here,

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I'll truly understand
the plight of
the mutant people.

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How dare you.

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You want to
understand something?
Look at that lake.

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One dip
in that toxic muck

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and your DNA will be
permanently mutated.

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You'll grow a camel hump
or a Zoidberg face.

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Urgh!

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You want to know
what it's like
to be a mutant?

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Jump in
and go for a swim.

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I would,
but I ate a bunch of
potato salad, so...

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Yeah, that's what I thought.
You are all surface.

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Yeah.

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Hmm.

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Fry! Hermes!
Where my humans at?

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Ah, who cares? It is on.

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(DOORBELL RINGING)

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Hey, hey, hey.

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(ALL WHOOPING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

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I trust the orgy pit
has been scraped and buttered?

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You know it.
And there's
mini quiches, too.

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(SHIVERING)

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It's getting cold and smelly.
My Odor-Eaters
are going critical.

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Maybe we could plotz
in that giant cockle.

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AMY: Shmeepers,
it's the Land Titanic,

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the biggest and onlyest
land boat ever constructed.

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(WHISTLES)

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This was
one hell of a bus.

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Well, everyone
debone a bunk
and get some shut-eye.

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Zoidberg,
show some respect.

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This is a sacred shrine
to the thousands
who lost their lives.

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AMY: Hey, I found a safe.

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(GRUNTING)

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It's coming loose.

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Hand me some more
of that cruise director.

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(ALL GASPING)

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The original
passenger manifest.

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Spreadsheets were
so elegant back then.

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Just one other item.

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It's jewelry. Jewelry!
It's jewelry, people!

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It's a priceless
quantum-force gemerald.

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What's that
enscribbled on it?

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"My dear Mrs. Astor.

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"My love for you
is as unsinkable
as this land ship

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"and as brilliant
as this stone.

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"Dictated but not read,
Mr. Astor."

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Aw.

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That's so valuable.

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Yeah, I'll never
have love like that.
Leela hates me now.

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00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,917
Did you guys know
I have a crush on Leela?

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What's the matter, Leela?
You've hardly
touched your toilet clams.

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(SIGHS)

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Maybe I was too harsh
on Fry.

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He didn't ruin my life
on purpose.

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Things will work out,
honey. Now, here.

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Have some more
of what looks like
lemonade.

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(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

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MAN: (SINGING)
We can dip left slide right
all night

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It's time to be wild

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Freestyle

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It's on and poppin'

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Ain't no stoppin'
Us from rockin'

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From tonight to ten o'clock

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Bender, I've been to
wang dang doodles
all up and down the galaxy,

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but this is the dangest wang
I ever doodled.

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Oh, yeah!

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Come on, baby,
let's do it!

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00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,848
Shake your booty, baby.
Come on! Yeah!

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(GRUNTING)

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This beat bangs
Here's my chance

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Come on, girl, let's go,
I can't...

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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Get out! Get out!
It's not fun anymore!
I want to be alone!

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Alone with me?

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I said scram, grapey!

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(GULPING)

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(GASPS)

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Fry? What are you doing?

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You were right.

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I don't know
what it's like
to be a mutant.

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But I want to know.

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Wait. I never
meant for you to...

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Oh, no!

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00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,408
Fry! Fry!

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00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,697
No! No!

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Any effect?

246
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:11,924
(SCREAMING)

247
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,330
(RETCHING)

248
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,168
Sorry. I tried to scream
but I barfed.

249
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,257
(SCREAMS)

250
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,183
I think I'm knowing
what it's like
to be a mutant.

251
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,763
So what's with all
the screaming?

252
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,351
Hey, guys.
(ALL GASPING)

253
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,774
(ALL RETCHING)

254
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:35,312
Fry, this is the
stupidest, sweetest thing
you've ever done.

255
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,518
And you know,
maybe now, together,

256
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,239
we can be an inspiration
to other mutants.

257
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,820
I hope so, Leela.

258
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:45,025
Aw. Come here.
Let me
give you a kiss.

259
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,743
Hug.

260
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,037
Handshake.

261
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,200
I'll text you.

262
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,038
(MUTANTS CHEERING)

263
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:56,455
My fellow mutants,
until recently,
I dwelt on the surface,

264
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,054
where a man
can gaze up at the sky
in wonder

265
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,630
without a wet clump
falling in his mouth.

266
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:02,716
MALE MUTANT:
We can do that, too.

267
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,840
(PLOPPING)

268
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,137
Who's ready to fight
for equality?

269
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,720
The devolution revolution
has begun!

270
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:14,598
Beautiful mutants,
please welcome Devo!

271
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,357
(MUTANTS CHEERING)

272
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,194
Hello, Sewer City.

273
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:25,204
As longtime mutants ourselves,
we support
your righteous struggle,

274
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,571
and we'll do anything
we can for you!

275
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,079
Play Whip lt!
No.

276
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,410
Play the other one.

277
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,495
(PLAYING BEAUTIFUL WORLD)

278
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,916
It's a beautiful world
we live in

279
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,091
A sweet romantic place

280
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,919
Beautiful people everywhere

281
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,303
The way they show they care

282
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,681
Makes me want to say

283
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,005
It's a beautiful world

284
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,429
Ooh! (LAUGHING)

285
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:57,727
It's a beautiful world

286
00:14:58,648 --> 00:14:59,608
For you

287
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,071
(ALL GASPING)

288
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:06,568
For you

289
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,275
Now that we've got
their attention,

290
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,368
it's time to hit them
where they sit

291
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:16,833
by bending the
West Side Pipeway to return
all sewage to the surface.

292
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,256
But who could
possibly bend
such a huge pipe?

293
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,379
(SOBBING)

294
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,925
So lonely.
Poor, sad Bender.

295
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,014
Hey, buddy.
(GASPING)

296
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,850
What the heck?

297
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:38,435
Bend it! Bend it! Bend it!

298
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,861
(GRUNTING)

299
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,527
What goes down must back up.

300
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,580
(SEWAGE BUBBLING)

301
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,042
(VEHICLES HONKING)

302
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:04,589
Yucks. I picked the wrong day
to wear my new Crocses.

303
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:08,762
Prepare to storm the surface
for the Million Mutant March!

304
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,552
Move out, Fry.

305
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,469
We need our most
disgusting mutant
leading the charge.

306
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,308
I'll meet you up there.
I need to check out
something first.

307
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,524
Okay. Vyolet,
you're up front.

308
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,605
Hey!

309
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,652
MRS. ASTOR:
Mayor, this sewer debacle
has gone on long enough.

310
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:31,276
As your largest
campaign contributor,
I demand action!

311
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,236
Very well.
$80 worth of action it is.

312
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,495
Voilà.

313
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:40,999
We simply pump
the fruits of our excretion
into Madison Cube Garden.

314
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,920
Well, it seems
everything is under...

315
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,004
(GASPING)

316
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,799
(MUTANTS CLAMORING)

317
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,473
Two!
Four!

318
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,682
Six eyes!

319
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,262
The mutant people
will arise!

320
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,518
The segregation
of the mutant people
ends today.

321
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:02,851
We demand equal rights,
equal access
to the surface,

322
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,649
and the blood of
your first-born children.

323
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,855
(SOFTLY) That's so
we have something to give up
in the negotiations.

324
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:13,115
I've never been so moved,
and I see no reason
to begin now.

325
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:17,489
Hobsie, flush those creatures
back down the hole
they crawled out of.

326
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,658
Madam's sewage-seeking
missile.

327
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,127
(GASPING)

328
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,186
Let my people stay!

329
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:50,782
Neat.

330
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,244
Mrs. Astor,
deep in the sewer,

331
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,702
we discovered the wreck
of the Land Titanic,

332
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,583
on which your husband
land-drowned.

333
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,790
Inside was something
that might interest you.

334
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:05,292
The gemerald ring
my husband was to give me
in lieu of children.

335
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:08,376
So what? I have a chandelier
in my car made of those.

336
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,093
Not the gem.
This passenger manifest.

337
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,224
It turns out
there were mutants
on that ship

338
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,391
working below deck
in the sewage galley.

339
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,052
Ma'am?

340
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,058
I was just a young girl.

341
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,601
Drain angels,
they called us.

342
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:25,015
When the ship
started going down,

343
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:29,074
my mother grabbed me
and made for
the nearest life-car.

344
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:35,530
But the places were all taken
by surface passengers.

345
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,235
As my mother held me tight,

346
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:42,826
I suddenly felt
the gentle tap of a cane
on my face.

347
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:47,674
I turned to see
the kindly smile
of Mr. Astor.

348
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,224
Thanks to your
husband's humanity,

349
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:07,558
I lived to raise
my own daughter, and she,
a daughter in turn.

350
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,397
Mom, why have I
never heard this?

351
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,193
(WHISPERING)
My mother's nuts.

352
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,896
I beg you,
Mrs. Astor,

353
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,656
if you truly want to
honor your
husband's memory,

354
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:20,199
treat these people
with dignity, as he did.

355
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,754
Oh, he was
a dear man, Mr. Astor.

356
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,503
Randall, let's grant
these mutants their freedom.

357
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,633
Okay.

358
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,379
(MUTANTS CHEERING)

359
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,211
Are we not men now?

360
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,046
I'm 40% potato,
but close enough.

361
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,722
Thank you, Fry.

362
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,591
I think maybe I can
stomach that kiss now.

363
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,426
(RETCHING)

364
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,017
What the...

365
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,142
Good afternoon.
I am Mr. Astor.

366
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,309
I did not perish
that fateful day,

367
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,768
but rather plummeted
into the toxic lake,

368
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,029
where I mutated
and lived in solitude

369
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:59,111
until this ruddy lad here
stepped into my mouth
and lodged there.

370
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,240
Mister?
Is that really you?

371
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,155
(EXCLAIMING WITH JOY)

372
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:08,457
Hooray! A happy ending
for the rich people!

373
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:16,263
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
this is where I work.

374
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,592
Oh!

375
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,804
Was there a fire?

376
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,846
So, Bender,
how was the party?

377
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,179
Only the greatest
party ever!

378
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,635
I don't need to have
another party
in my whole life.

379
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,516
I am partied out!

380
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,483
Dang.
Sorry we missed it.

381
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:35,233
We could have another one,
if it would make
you guys feel better.

382
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,398
Really? No,
that's not necessary.

383
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,896
Hit it, Bender!

384
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,453
MAN: (SINGING)
Bend it, bend it

385
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,452
Just a little bit

386
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,704
And take it easy

387
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,578
Show you're likin' it

388
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:51,423
And, lover, you know
that we're gonna hit

389
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,670
The heights 'cause
I'm sure
that we're made to fit

390
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,714
Together, just like
pieces of a

391
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,928
Jigsaw puzzle

392
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,639
What's the hustle?

393
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,007
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