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Hurry up
with the water.

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I'm steaming inside
my own shell, I am.

3
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It's that hot, it is.

4
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Man, it's hot.

5
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How hot is it?

6
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It's so hot, I poured
McDonald's coffee

7
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in my lap to cool off.

8
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[ chuckling]

9
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Johnny Carson said it.

10
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[ panting]

11
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No, Nibbler!

12
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Don't drink
the pool water.

13
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It's full
of chlorine.

14
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Ah.

15
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[ belching]

16
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[ coughing]

17
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[ laughing]

18
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Lightweights.

19
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Oh, wait, chlorine.

20
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Perhaps this movie

21
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will help take our minds
off the heat.

22
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Focus.

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[ sobbing]

24
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[ chuckling]

25
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You're probably
wondering

26
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why your ice cream
went away.

27
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Well, Susie,
the culprit isn't foreigners.

28
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It's global warming.

29
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Gwobu wabu?

30
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Y-yeah.

31
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Meet Mr. Sunbeam.

32
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He comes all the way
from the sun to visit Earth.

33
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Hello, Earth.

34
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Just popping in
to brighten your day.

35
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La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la.

36
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And now,
I'll be on my way.

37
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Not so fast,
Sunbeam.

38
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We're greenhouse gases.

39
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You ain't going nowhere.

40
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[ grunting]

41
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Oh, God, it hurts.

42
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Pretty soon, Earth
is chockfull of sunbeams

43
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their rotting corpses
heating our atmosphere.

44
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[ laughing]

45
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How do we get wid
of the gweenhouse gwases?

46
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Fortunately, our
handsomest politicians

47
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came up with a cheap,
last-minute way

48
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to combat
global warming.

49
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Ever since 2063, we simply
drop a giant ice cube

50
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into the ocean
every now and then.

51
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Just like Daddy puts
in his dwink every morning.

52
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And then he gets mad.

53
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Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up

54
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it takes more and more ice
each time.

55
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Thus, solving the problem
once and for all.

56
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But...

57
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Once and for all!

58
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Well, we just need one
of those big ice cubes.

59
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Someone should call the losers
who were supposed to deliver it.

60
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[ phone ringing]

61
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Hello?

62
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President Nixon here.

63
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I'm hiring you losers
to deliver the ice.

64
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And hurry up.

65
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I'm sweating
like J. Edgar Hoover

66
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trying to squeeze
into a new girdle.

67
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You heard the good news,
everyone.

68
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Save the Earth,
et cetera, et cetera.

69
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Bye.

70
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Wait, where do we get the ice?

71
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The whuh?

72
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Oh, Halley's Comet, of course.

73
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The only sufficient
source of ice cubes

74
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that don't have bugs in them.

75
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Wow, mining a comet.

76
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That sounds fun.

77
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Yes, there's no safer occupation
than mining.

78
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Especially when
you're perched on a snowball

79
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whipping through space
at a million miles an hour.

80
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Whoo, whoo, whoo.

81
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Safe.

82
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Deploying ice drill.

83
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Wow, that ice dispenser's
so big, the ice crushes you.

84
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[ chuckling]

85
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Yakov Smirnoff said it.

86
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No he didn't.

87
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Activating ice drill.

88
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FRY:
Oh, my God.

89
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It's out of ice.

90
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Like some outer space Motel 6.

91
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[ gasping]

92
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Completely out of ice?

93
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This could mean

94
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the end of the banana daiquiri
as we know it.

95
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Also life.

96
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[ heavy breathing]

97
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With Halley's Comet
out of ice

98
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Earth is experiencing
the devastating effects

99
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of sudden, intense
global warming.

100
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Morbo is pleased
but sticky.

101
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The scorching heat has melted
the polar ice caps

102
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causing floods
of Biblical proportion.

103
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They called me crazy
for building this ark.

104
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You arecrazy.

105
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You filled it with
same-sex animal couples.

106
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Hey, there are parts
of the Bible I like

107
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and parts I don't like.

108
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MORBO:
Direct your pity now
to the African turtles

109
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seen here migrating
to cooler homes in Holland.

110
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[ sniffling]

111
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That poor turtle.

112
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[ sobbing]

113
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Bender, are you
crying?

114
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Uh, no, never.

115
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Morbo wishes
these stalwart nomads

116
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peace amongst the Dutch tulips.

117
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I'm sure those windmills
will keep them cool.

118
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Windmills do not
work that way!

119
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Good night!

120
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Well, everybody,
I just saved a turtle.

121
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What have you done
with your lives?

122
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You went all the way
to Holland already?

123
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[ clomping]

124
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Bender, a turtle
isn't yourself.

125
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Why do you
care about it?

126
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Because, I also care deeply
about things

127
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that remind me of myself.

128
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Like poor little Shelly here.

129
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[ sobs]

130
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What could you possibly
have in common

131
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with this
walking soup mix?

132
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For one thing, we both
have a tough outer shell.

133
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But lead a rich inner life.

134
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And also... well, you know.

135
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You're both alcoholic

136
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whoremongering
chain-smoking gamblers?

137
00:07:02,654 --> 00:07:04,834
No, it's just...

138
00:07:04,896 --> 00:07:08,586
neither of us can get up
when we get knocked on our back.

139
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What?

140
00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:11,857
I've seen you get up
off your back tons of times.

141
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Those times
I was slightly on my side.

142
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Interesting.

143
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Maybe we should test

144
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this erectile dysfunction
of yours, Bender.

145
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Uh, no, that's
not necessary, really.

146
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I think I hear
my factory recalling me.

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[ shouting]

148
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[ struggling]

149
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Oh, that's what I get

150
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for sharing my
vulnerability with you.

151
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Calling all scientists,
calling all scientists.

152
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Be advised, there will be
a worldwide conference

153
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on global warming
in Kyoto, Japan.

154
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I've got a degree
in homeopathic medicine.

155
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You've got
a degree in baloney.

156
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Professor Farnsworth,
you're a scientist.

157
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Forget it.
I'm not going.

158
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I have my reasons.

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Shut up, all of you!

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Strange.

161
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You haven't acted
this suspicious

162
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since I found those
"ape" bones in the basement.

163
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My hip hurts.

164
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I'm in the middle
of cooking a turkey.

165
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I have warranty cards
to fill out.

166
00:08:04,826 --> 00:08:07,026
I am not just making excuses.

167
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All right, I'll go!

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[ crowd cheering]

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[ screaming]

170
00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,650
Oh, oh, oh, it's
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

171
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He's looking sharp in a standard
white lab coat and dark slacks.

172
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His wristwatch is a Casio.

173
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Thank you all for coming.

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It is my pleasure
to introduce the host

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of the Kyoto
global warming convention.

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The inventor of the environment,
and first Emperor of the Moon

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Al Gore.

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I have ridden
the mighty Moon worm.

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[ cheering]

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Good for him.

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My fellow Earthicans

182
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as I discuss in my book,
Earth in the Balance

183
00:08:59,793 --> 00:09:01,593
and the much more popular

184
00:09:01,654 --> 00:09:03,934
Harry Patter
and the Balance of Earth

185
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,930
we need to defend our planet
against pollution

186
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000
as well as dark wizards.

187
00:09:11,136 --> 00:09:13,826
Sure, blame the wizards.

188
00:09:13,895 --> 00:09:16,995
That's why I'm offering
a bag of Moon sapphires

189
00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:19,857
to the first scientist
who can solve this problem

190
00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:21,001
once and for all.

191
00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,967
[ oohing]

192
00:09:23,033 --> 00:09:24,103
Lovely, aren't they?

193
00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,452
Sapphires?

194
00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:27,027
[ maniacal laughing]

195
00:09:27,102 --> 00:09:30,142
With those I could open
the Gate of Garesh.

196
00:09:30,206 --> 00:09:33,136
First up
is Professor Ogden Wernstrom.

197
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[ applauding]

198
00:09:34,688 --> 00:09:35,898
Wernstrom!

199
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,414
[ clearing throat]

200
00:09:38,481 --> 00:09:40,101
Ladies and gentlemen

201
00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:42,792
I have placed in orbit
a giant mirror

202
00:09:42,861 --> 00:09:45,551
that will reflect
40% of the sun's rays

203
00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:47,210
thus cooling Earth.

204
00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:48,214
Observe.

205
00:09:51,826 --> 00:09:53,476
[ panting]

206
00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:58,413
[ sighing]

207
00:09:58,481 --> 00:10:00,411
Problem solved.

208
00:10:00,481 --> 00:10:03,141
[ chuckling]

209
00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:05,206
[ laughing continues]

210
00:10:05,274 --> 00:10:06,864
[ clinking]

211
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,380
[ gasping]

212
00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:16,861
Whoa.

213
00:10:16,931 --> 00:10:18,101
That's a little bright.

214
00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:24,622
[ screaming]

215
00:10:26,136 --> 00:10:27,826
[ screaming]

216
00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:31,451
GORE:
All right...

217
00:10:31,517 --> 00:10:32,757
what else we got?

218
00:10:32,826 --> 00:10:34,096
Professor, you're
a professor.

219
00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:35,862
You must have
some ideas.

220
00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:37,101
Absolutely not.

221
00:10:37,172 --> 00:10:38,272
I won't speak.

222
00:10:38,344 --> 00:10:40,384
I've got nothing to hide!

223
00:10:40,447 --> 00:10:42,337
Our next speaker is Professor...

224
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:44,213
I demand the floor!

225
00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:46,104
Yes, it's your turnto speak.

226
00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:47,692
Well, nuts to me.

227
00:10:47,758 --> 00:10:49,138
I'm taking
the stage.

228
00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:51,616
[ grunting]

229
00:10:51,688 --> 00:10:54,858
I know the source
of the greenhouse gases.

230
00:10:54,931 --> 00:11:00,241
But in my shame, I've kept
it secret for 75 long years.

231
00:11:00,309 --> 00:11:04,239
Oh, it haunts my memories still.

232
00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:07,335
Professor, no! Don't do it!

233
00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:08,383
Don't do what?

234
00:11:08,447 --> 00:11:09,997
Don't use this memory ray

235
00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:12,587
so I can remember
what happened back then?

236
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,895
It was October 17th at 1:54 p.m.

237
00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:20,135
and 14 birds
were flying by the window.

238
00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:23,646
I was working at
Mom's Friendly Robot Company.

239
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:27,524
Back then, you see,  robots were slow-moving, stiff

240
00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,646
and a little
on the uptight side.

241
00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:31,104
Oh, dear.

242
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:34,692
Might I favor Master with a
tender kiss on the forehead?

243
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:37,788
Oh, I failed again.

244
00:11:37,861 --> 00:11:38,861
[ beeping]

245
00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:40,724
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.

246
00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:42,003
Oh, dear.

247
00:11:43,586 --> 00:11:46,136
PROFESSOR:
The owner of the company
pressured me

248
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,136
to create a bigger,
sportier robot.

249
00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:52,552
It wasn't easy

250
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:56,550
but by sacrificing fuel
efficiency, I succeeded.

251
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,651
[ belching]

252
00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:00,904
What was that?

253
00:12:00,965 --> 00:12:02,065
A flaming burp.

254
00:12:02,136 --> 00:12:03,406
Does it always do that?

255
00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:05,141
It's not always a burp.

256
00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:07,966
We still have one problem,
though.

257
00:12:08,033 --> 00:12:10,973
This robot will never
meet emissions standards.

258
00:12:11,033 --> 00:12:12,243
Crap spackle!

259
00:12:12,309 --> 00:12:14,479
We'll just call it
a Sport Utility Robot

260
00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:16,931
and classify it
as a light truck.

261
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,380
Well...

262
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:22,307
I suppose the environment can
take one more for the team.

263
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,309
What a fool I was!

264
00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:26,549
If only I had made the effort

265
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,240
to develop
a cleaner-burning robot.

266
00:12:29,309 --> 00:12:31,409
But I was tired and in love.

267
00:12:31,481 --> 00:12:33,761
Take me now,
you stud!

268
00:12:35,826 --> 00:12:37,996
[ yawning]

269
00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:41,027
[ moaning]

270
00:12:41,102 --> 00:12:43,482
Oh, this is all my fault!

271
00:12:43,551 --> 00:12:44,901
That's awful, Professor.

272
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,785
Especially the making out part.

273
00:12:46,861 --> 00:12:49,241
Yeah. I didn't need
to hear that.

274
00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:51,209
All modern robots descend

275
00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:54,074
from my original
smog-blasting designs

276
00:12:54,136 --> 00:12:57,686
and that's the cause
of global warming today.

277
00:12:57,758 --> 00:13:00,998
Ah, so the robots
are to blame

278
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,717
as I suspected.

279
00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:06,763
We are left with
only one possible
course of action...

280
00:13:06,826 --> 00:13:08,336
grim though it be.

281
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,343
I got a good feeling
about this.

282
00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:13,833
We must immediately
and permanently

283
00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:18,235
shut down, dismantle,
and destroy all robots!

284
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,715
Wait. Surely there's a better...

285
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,343
The conference
is over.

286
00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:26,693
I must go now
to help collect cans on Jupiter.

287
00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:28,338
Peace out, y'all.

288
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,553
[ jets flaming]

289
00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:33,548
CROWD:
Destroy all robots!

290
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,860
Destroy all Robots!

291
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,761
Poor Bender.

292
00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:39,336
Be brave, my friend.

293
00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:40,483
[ whimpering]

294
00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:42,551
Oh.

295
00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:50,171
Come on.

296
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,520
You've got to come out
of your chest sometime.

297
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:55,586
Would you do it
for a Bender snack?

298
00:13:56,654 --> 00:13:58,034
Aha!

299
00:13:58,102 --> 00:13:59,382
Gotcha!Let me go!

300
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,647
I don't even want
this stupid beer.

301
00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:05,034
[ groaning]

302
00:14:05,102 --> 00:14:06,482
Yes!

303
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:08,481
You tried to trick me
into coming out of my chest

304
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:10,481
but who has the beer now?

305
00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:12,481
[ chuckles]

306
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,934
[ dot-matrix printer noise]

307
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,170
[ ding]

308
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,380
I've got mail.

309
00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:20,787
AMY:
Ooh.

310
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,831
It's a party,
apparently.

311
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:25,165
Do you like to party?

312
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,690
To boogie down?

313
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:30,618
Well, I'm throwing an all-night
beach rager for my robot pals.

314
00:14:30,688 --> 00:14:33,238
It all goes down this Saturday

315
00:14:33,309 --> 00:14:35,029
on the isolated
Galapagos Islands

316
00:14:35,102 --> 00:14:36,622
where there will no escape...

317
00:14:36,688 --> 00:14:38,618
from the fun!

318
00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:40,688
All robots must attend.

319
00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:42,688
Strange.

320
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,338
Why would Nixon-- an awkward,
uncomfortable man--

321
00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:47,213
suddenly throw a party

322
00:14:47,274 --> 00:14:49,654
one of the most social events
imaginable?

323
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:50,764
[ claw snapping]

324
00:14:50,826 --> 00:14:52,206
It's a trap,is why!

325
00:14:52,274 --> 00:14:53,594
They're going
to deactivate all the robots.

326
00:14:55,654 --> 00:14:57,144
I don't hear
any gasping.

327
00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,686
We all figured
that out.

328
00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:00,098
Oh.

329
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,652
Well, I'm off.

330
00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:02,974
Wait, we can hide you.

331
00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:05,243
We'll pile fruit on you
and claim you're a bowl.

332
00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:06,449
No.

333
00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:07,587
I'm going
to the party.

334
00:15:07,654 --> 00:15:08,974
I won't let you!

335
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,553
Fry, as you know

336
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,240
there are lots of things
I'm willing to kill for.

337
00:15:13,309 --> 00:15:17,099
Jewels, vengeance,
Father O'Malley's weed whacker.

338
00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:18,692
But at long last

339
00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:21,518
I've found something
I'm willing to diefor.

340
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:24,026
This mindless turtle.

341
00:15:24,102 --> 00:15:26,932
Bender, this world isn't good
enough for you.

342
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,270
Not even close.

343
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,934
Good-bye,
everybody!

344
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,170
Don't touch my stuff
after I'm dead!

345
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,380
It's booby-trapped.

346
00:15:36,447 --> 00:15:38,097
♪ Do a little dance ♪

347
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:40,242
♪ Make a little love ♪

348
00:15:40,309 --> 00:15:42,209
♪ Get down tonight ♪

349
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,904
♪ Get down tonight ♪

350
00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:46,895
♪ Do a little dance ♪

351
00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,925
♪ Make a little love ♪

352
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,450
♪ Get down tonight ♪

353
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,377
♪ Get down tonight ♪

354
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,377
[ electronics sparking]

355
00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:09,337
[ audience hooting]

356
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:11,383
Poor guy.

357
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:13,997
Maybe you'd feel better
if I had a drink.

358
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,454
Crummy keg.

359
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,167
It's completely...

360
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,410
Oh, you're a robot.

361
00:16:19,481 --> 00:16:20,861
Don't stop.

362
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:23,141
Attention, happening robots.

363
00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:26,336
Who's got what it takes
to party with Nixon?

364
00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:29,693
[ cheering and applause]

365
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:32,928
You fellows enjoy yourselves
for the next two hours

366
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,210
and be sure not
to leave the island

367
00:16:35,274 --> 00:16:37,004
uh, for at least two hours.

368
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:39,407
I'm going out
to pick up some smokes.

369
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:40,691
Really good smokes.

370
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,478
Two hours.

371
00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:44,971
[ cheering and applause]

372
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:48,623
Okay, headless body of Agnew,
let's blow this joint.

373
00:16:48,688 --> 00:16:50,718
Bah!

374
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:57,384
[ whirring]

375
00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:01,096
Do you want
to dance?

376
00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:03,102
No, I-I'm not really
in the...

377
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:05,142
You know you
want to.

378
00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:07,855
[ metal clanging and groaning]

379
00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:10,861
WERNSTROM:
Per your orders,
I modified my mirror

380
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:13,031
to fire a colossal
electromagnetic pulse

381
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,523
at the Galapagos.

382
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:18,096
Every robot will be instantly
and painfully terminated.

383
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:20,312
Now, for your part
of the bargain?

384
00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:22,758
Ah, ooh, very well.

385
00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:25,516
Agnew, you belong
to Wernstrom now.

386
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,786
[ monstrous growl]

387
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:29,552
I'll say good-bye now.

388
00:17:29,619 --> 00:17:33,099
There ain't no turtles
where daddy's a-goin'.

389
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,172
Don't tell anybody

390
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,210
but Nixon's about

391
00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:37,235
to shut all the robots off,
and...

392
00:17:37,309 --> 00:17:38,449
What?!

393
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:39,647
[ air raid siren blares]

394
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:40,933
It's a trap.We're going to die.

395
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,930
Oh!

396
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,550
[ groaning and chatter]

397
00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:47,069
Nixon's not bringing the smokes.

398
00:17:47,136 --> 00:17:49,136
[ frantic beeping]

399
00:17:49,205 --> 00:17:50,305
[ fading beep]

400
00:17:50,378 --> 00:17:53,548
Shut and pay attention
to me, Bender!

401
00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:57,934
[ crowd quieting]

402
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,280
Look, I love life
and its pleasures

403
00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:01,864
as much as anyone here

404
00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,961
except perhaps you,
Hedonismbot.

405
00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:06,074
[ gulping]

406
00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:08,236
But we need to be shut off!

407
00:18:08,309 --> 00:18:10,479
Especially you, Hedonismbot.

408
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,790
[ British accent]:
I apologize for nothing!

409
00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:14,172
We pollute too much!

410
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,590
We're destroying the world
and killing the turtles!

411
00:18:17,654 --> 00:18:19,034
To hell with the turtles.

412
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:20,933
No one insults the turtles.

413
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,450
[ smacking and groaning]

414
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,477
[ groaning]

415
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,620
Get 'em![ crowd cheering]

416
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:25,619
Why you...

417
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:29,649
[ groaning]

418
00:18:29,723 --> 00:18:31,793
Let the games begin!

419
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,382
[ airy laugh]

420
00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:36,098
[ engine landing]

421
00:18:37,964 --> 00:18:40,554
[ panting]

422
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,589
Everyone, listen!

423
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,724
[ crowd murmuring]

424
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:45,962
[ groans]

425
00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:47,104
Damn!

426
00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:49,312
I've devised a way
to save you

427
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,278
and stop global warming
at the same time.

428
00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:56,004
Granted, you're
all blasting out
greenhouse gases...

429
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:57,957
You're one to talk.

430
00:18:58,034 --> 00:18:59,214
[ groans]:
Ooh!

431
00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:01,235
But we can use those

432
00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:03,589
very gases to
save the planet.

433
00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:05,344
If you all vent
your exhaust

434
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:07,213
directly upward
in one burst

435
00:19:07,275 --> 00:19:10,275
it should thrust
the Earth further
from the Sun

436
00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:11,834
thus cooling it.

437
00:19:11,895 --> 00:19:13,335
Ooh.[ murmuring]

438
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,763
By my calculations

439
00:19:14,826 --> 00:19:17,996
we'll need the full force
of every last robot.

440
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,167
So quickly

441
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,210
everyone point
your exhaust vents

442
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:23,275
straight upwards.

443
00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:26,034
[ metal creaking]

444
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:33,479
Now, vent.

445
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,480
Vent like the wind!

446
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,000
[ belching]

447
00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:38,787
[ tense music playing]

448
00:19:42,654 --> 00:19:44,314
Harder! Harder!

449
00:19:44,378 --> 00:19:45,858
Yeah.

450
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,211
[ grunting and belching]

451
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:48,515
Why isn't this
working?

452
00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:51,476
Some lazy or polite robot
is holding it in.

453
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:53,590
[ grunting]

454
00:19:53,654 --> 00:19:55,934
Help! Help!

455
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,650
[ gases roaring]

456
00:19:57,723 --> 00:20:00,213
[ whirring]

457
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:02,855
[ evil laugh]

458
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:06,591
A billion robot lives are
about to be extinguished!

459
00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:09,864
Oh, the Jedis are going
to feel this one!

460
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:11,481
I'm sorry, buddy.

461
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:15,170
At we'll die
on our backs, helpless.

462
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,340
Huh?

463
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:18,903
What the hell are you doing?

464
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,760
Hey are you trying
to make me look bad?

465
00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:25,236
[ grunting]

466
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,829
[ tense music builds]

467
00:20:30,481 --> 00:20:31,621
Aha!

468
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,829
I'm even greater
than I thought I was.

469
00:20:33,895 --> 00:20:37,165
And now, to fulfill my destiny.

470
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:41,310
[ gases roaring]

471
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:43,955
Fire!

472
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,454
[ pulse firing]

473
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:47,757
What the... ?We missed!

474
00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:50,136
[ angry groan]

475
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,722
[ birds singing]

476
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:56,242
[ waves crashing]

477
00:20:56,309 --> 00:20:59,069
Professor, for
saving the Earth

478
00:20:59,136 --> 00:21:00,276
and foiling me

479
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:02,964
I proudly, yet
angrily present you

480
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:05,454
with Earth's new
highest honor--

481
00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:09,477
The Polluting Medal
of Pollution.

482
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,280
[ coughing]

483
00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:12,454
Thank you.

484
00:21:12,517 --> 00:21:14,167
I deserve this.

485
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,170
[ cheering and applause]

486
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,790
Hey, Professor

487
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:19,452
now that the Earth's
orbit is further

488
00:21:19,517 --> 00:21:20,477
from the sun

489
00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:22,030
won't that make the year
longer?

490
00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:23,173
Why, yes.

491
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,030
One week longer, to be exact.

492
00:21:25,103 --> 00:21:26,213
In that case

493
00:21:26,275 --> 00:21:28,205
I hereby declare it

494
00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:30,205
Robot Party Week!

495
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:31,685
[ cheering and applause]

496
00:21:35,654 --> 00:21:37,214
♪ Me mind on fire ♪

497
00:21:37,275 --> 00:21:40,685
♪ Me soul on fire,
feeling hot, hot, hot ♪

498
00:21:43,275 --> 00:21:46,305
♪ Party people all around me ♪

499
00:21:46,378 --> 00:21:47,788
♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪

500
00:21:47,862 --> 00:21:49,792
[ cheering and coughing]

501
00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:54,958
[ coughing continues]