1
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[ clearing throat]:
For my next trick

2
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notice I have
nothing up my sleeves

3
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and nothing in my head.

4
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So, if my lovely assistant
will kindly supply me

5
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with an ordinary,
non-fake pitcher of milk...

6
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Behold-- the milk has vanished.

7
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Exiled, perhaps,
to another dimension.

8
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Amazing.

9
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That's why they call you
Bender the Magnificent.

10
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No, it isn't.

11
00:01:05,194 --> 00:01:06,284
Whoa.

12
00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:09,944
They discovered an intact
20th-century pizzeria

13
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just like the one
I used to work at.

14
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Interesting.

15
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No, wait,
the other thing.

16
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Tedious.

17
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Let's go
check it out.

18
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You can see how I lived
before I met you.

19
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You lived
before you met me?

20
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Sure, lots of people did.

21
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Really?

22
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[ Bender humming]

23
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Truly, they were as gods,
who built this place.

24
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WOMAN:
Next...

25
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we come

26
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to the splendidly preserved
wooden pizza paddle.

27
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[ beeps]

28
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Scientists theorize

29
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it was used to gently
discipline the delivery boy.

30
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FRY:
Wait a second.

31
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This is Panucci's.

32
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I used to work in
this exact pizzeria.

33
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And for your information, lady

34
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this was not
just used to paddle my butt.

35
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It was also used to move pizzas
and crush rats.

36
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I don't know where
you get your facts, sir

37
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but I am a volunteer housewife
with 45 minutes of orientation

38
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and a Harlequin romance
about archaeologists.

39
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Don't wave
your fancy degrees at me.

40
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I recognize all this stuff.

41
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Petrified sausages

42
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old Mr. Vitelli

43
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and that's...
[ gasping]

44
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[ buzzer]

45
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MAN:
Yes?

46
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Pizza delivery for a Mr...

47
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Seymour Asses.

48
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There's no one
by that name here.

49
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Or anywhere.

50
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I hope that in time

51
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you'll realize
what an idiot you've been.

52
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I wouldn't count on that.

53
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[ whimpering]

54
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Aw. Poor little guy.

55
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You look like

56
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you haven't eaten in a month.

57
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Here.

58
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But if Mr. Panucci asks,
your name is Seymour Asses.

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[ barks]

60
00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,049
I like you, Seymour.

61
00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,531
You're not
constantly judging me

62
00:03:02,659 --> 00:03:04,269
like all the other dogs.

63
00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:05,531
Are you?

64
00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:07,661
Nah.

65
00:03:07,795 --> 00:03:09,145
We understand each other.

66
00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,226
[ gobbling]

67
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People think you're just
a dumb mutt who smells bad

68
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can't find a girlfriend
and has a crummy job.

69
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But you're keeping it real
and you call no man "mister."

70
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Well, good-bye.

71
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Live long and prosper.

72
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[ whines softly]

73
00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:31,121
[ barking]

74
00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,213
Blech.

75
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That's the least appetizing
calzone I've ever seen.

76
00:03:36,563 --> 00:03:38,223
No, that's my dog
in there.

77
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It's an outrage,
I say.

78
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Hey...

79
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Ow.

80
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I'm taking him home

81
00:03:44,832 --> 00:03:46,092
and I'd like to see anyone

82
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try and stop me. Uh-oh.

83
00:03:47,356 --> 00:03:48,786
[ grunting]

84
00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:54,761
And then he was ejected
by the guards.

85
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Needless to say,
I was mortified.

86
00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,544
Well, it's not right to make
my dead pet an exhibit.

87
00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:01,024
That's like
digging up Lassie

88
00:04:01,152 --> 00:04:02,942
and putting her
on display in the Louvre.

89
00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,808
Lassie ison display
in the Louvre.

90
00:04:04,939 --> 00:04:05,899
I know.

91
00:04:06,027 --> 00:04:07,287
I was deliberately
describing

92
00:04:07,420 --> 00:04:08,510
a similar situation.

93
00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,379
Why don't you try
protesting?

94
00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:12,340
Like those
native Martians.

95
00:04:12,468 --> 00:04:13,598
Always whining that people

96
00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:16,390
don't treat their ancestors
bones with respect.

97
00:04:16,516 --> 00:04:17,686
[ slurping]

98
00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:19,822
Eh, protesting never works.

99
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You're right.

100
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I'll give it a shot.

101
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GROUP:
What do you want?!

102
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Fry's dog!

103
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When do you want it?!

104
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Fry's dog!

105
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[ cheering]

106
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I will now perform
my people's native dance.

107
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[ "The Hustle" plays]

108
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♪ Do the Hustle...

109
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It says here
that this part

110
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of the Hustle

111
00:04:45,153 --> 00:04:46,853
implores the gods
to grant a favor

112
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usually a Trans Am.

113
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine,
oh-oh... ♪

114
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[ barks melody]

115
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine,
whoa-oh... ♪

116
00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:04,871
That-a-boy, Seymour.

117
00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,090
Right here waiting
for me as always.

118
00:05:07,218 --> 00:05:09,088
Just like that huge
mushroom in my shower.

119
00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:15,265
Hey, there's our
little mascot.

120
00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:18,973
Aw, you've been swimming
in the sewer again?

121
00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,010
You rascal.

122
00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:25,414
Fry, clean up.

123
00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,982
Seymour, clean up.

124
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Good dog.

125
00:05:30,154 --> 00:05:31,554
That's a good Seymour.

126
00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:36,770
Yo, there's dog fur
on my slice.

127
00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:38,381
Nah, that's vermicelli.

128
00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:39,692
No fur in here.

129
00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:41,427
[ sneezes]

130
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[ barking]

131
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FRY:
He's so cute.

132
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He can do two things
at one time--

133
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Eat and swim.

134
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Ooh, three things.

135
00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:56,403
[ tape deck slows
and distorts "The Hustle"]

136
00:05:57,922 --> 00:05:59,452
Fry, it's been three days.

137
00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,796
You can't keep boogying
like this.

138
00:06:01,925 --> 00:06:04,535
You'll come down with a fever
of some sort.

139
00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:05,498
Mr. Fry

140
00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:07,055
I'm Dr. Ben Beeler

141
00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,152
the paleontologist who
discovered your dog

142
00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,591
or as some call it,
the Beelersaurus.

143
00:06:11,718 --> 00:06:13,068
So do I get Seymour back?

144
00:06:13,197 --> 00:06:14,807
Are you caving
to political pressure?

145
00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:15,939
No. We're sorry

146
00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:17,461
but there's just
too much

147
00:06:17,593 --> 00:06:19,293
that fossil can teach us

148
00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,812
about dogs
from your time.

149
00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:22,474
His name was Seymour.

150
00:06:22,598 --> 00:06:24,508
He was once intimate
with the leg

151
00:06:24,644 --> 00:06:26,084
of a wandering
saxophonist.

152
00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:28,431
He had wet dog smell,
even when dry.

153
00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:31,392
And he was not above chasing
the Number 29 bus.

154
00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,091
The 29... interesting.

155
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That's all I needed.
Ray?

156
00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:35,614
I'm good.

157
00:06:35,742 --> 00:06:38,092
Okay, then-- here's
your dog back.

158
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[ chortling]

159
00:06:39,615 --> 00:06:40,395
Seymour!

160
00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,060
Lady and gentleman

161
00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:48,967
how about a hand for my
temporary replacement assistant!

162
00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:53,759
I was all in this part.

163
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It's magic.

164
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You're! Not! Fit! To wear!
Fry's! Leotard!

165
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Stop!

166
00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,200
Good news, everyone.

167
00:07:02,334 --> 00:07:03,474
Hooray, he's back!

168
00:07:03,596 --> 00:07:04,726
And he's looking

169
00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,508
for a garbage can
to put the rock in.

170
00:07:06,642 --> 00:07:07,642
Here you go, buddy.

171
00:07:07,774 --> 00:07:09,654
No, actually we've discovered

172
00:07:09,776 --> 00:07:12,126
that Fry's dog
was fast-fossilized

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00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:13,947
preserving its cellular
structure.

174
00:07:14,084 --> 00:07:16,354
Which means we can clone it.

175
00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,958
Seymour will live again!

176
00:07:18,088 --> 00:07:20,348
A little land mammal.

177
00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:21,963
Can you believe it, Bender?

178
00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:24,403
I'm going to have
my best friend back.

179
00:07:26,706 --> 00:07:29,966
[ sobbing]

180
00:07:42,678 --> 00:07:44,638
Why the idiot
convention?

181
00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:47,378
Ah, Cubert, my precious babe.

182
00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,989
I'm going to attempt
to clone Fry's dog

183
00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,470
using the very same apparatus
I used to clone you.

184
00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:55,043
Ooh, look.

185
00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,520
There's a smidge
of toe still in here.

186
00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:03,385
You see, beneath the fossil's
crunchy mineral shell

187
00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:06,566
there's still a creamy core
of dog nougat.

188
00:08:06,702 --> 00:08:08,702
So will Seymour remember
how to sing

189
00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:09,746
"Walking on Sunshine"?

190
00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:11,749
Amazingly, yes.

191
00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:13,842
In cases of rapid
fossilization

192
00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:16,281
I can press
this brain-scan button

193
00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:18,188
retrieving Seymour's memories

194
00:08:18,322 --> 00:08:20,592
at the precise instant
of doggy death.

195
00:08:20,716 --> 00:08:22,276
I'm going to get my puppy back.

196
00:08:22,413 --> 00:08:24,203
In your face, Grim Reaper!

197
00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:26,289
Crappy, ineffective reaper.

198
00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:29,728
I just need to reset
the Clone-o-Mat from human mode

199
00:08:29,856 --> 00:08:31,066
to dog mode.

200
00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:34,727
COMPUTER VOICE:
The dog says... [ cow moos]

201
00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:37,431
Oh-oh, this may take a while.

202
00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,657
You stink, loser!

203
00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,827
Hey, Fry,
pizza going out.

204
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,442
Come on!

205
00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,532
But I'm celebrating
New Year's Eve.

206
00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,752
Like you got squat
to celebrate.

207
00:08:54,881 --> 00:08:56,751
You're a delivery boy
this millennium

208
00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:59,284
and you'll be a delivery boy
next millennium.

209
00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,018
[ Fry sighs]

210
00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,199
[ whimpering]

211
00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:05,276
What's with Seymour?

212
00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,553
It's like he don't want
you to go

213
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,976
or he thinks your pants
is too short or something

214
00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,513
which is crazy,
because frankly,
you look fabulous.

215
00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:12,808
Now get going!

216
00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:15,603
[ whining]

217
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:17,559
I won't be gone long, Seymour.

218
00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,337
Just wait here
till I come back.

219
00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,914
[ whining]

220
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:34,444
Hello, pizza delivery for...

221
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,006
Aw, crud.

222
00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:43,804
Here's to another
lousy millennium.

223
00:09:45,366 --> 00:09:47,756
CROWD:
Five... four...

224
00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:49,810
three... two...

225
00:09:53,809 --> 00:09:54,549
[ screams]

226
00:09:56,943 --> 00:09:57,603
What the...?

227
00:09:57,726 --> 00:09:58,596
[ panting]

228
00:10:04,298 --> 00:10:05,778
A dog collar for me?

229
00:10:05,908 --> 00:10:07,128
You shouldn't have.

230
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,128
That's for Seymour.

231
00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:10,569
Oh.

232
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,347
[ squeaking]

233
00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,880
Say, why'd you get me
a subscription
to the Daily Growl?

234
00:10:15,004 --> 00:10:17,094
That's not a reputable
journal of opinion.

235
00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:18,615
Oh, that's also
for Seymour.

236
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,788
I'm getting everything
ready for when he's cloned.

237
00:10:20,923 --> 00:10:21,923
Are you on the junk, Fry?

238
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,396
Why are you wasting time

239
00:10:23,534 --> 00:10:25,154
on a creature
of inferior intelligence?

240
00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:26,145
Hey, he was smart.

241
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,147
He could fetch.

242
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,368
I can fetch.

243
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:33,979
He could dig up bones.

244
00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:35,900
Hello. Charlemagne?

245
00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:40,765
Plus, I bet he couldn't create
a laser show with his head.

246
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:44,860
[ techno music playing]

247
00:10:44,991 --> 00:10:47,381
Look, Bender,
this has nothing to do with you.

248
00:10:47,515 --> 00:10:48,645
That's impossible!

249
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:49,868
Now, if you'll excuse me

250
00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:51,866
I'm working
on Seymour's doghouse.

251
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,312
[ grumbling]

252
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,787
No one ever asks if Bender
would like to live

253
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,348
in a tiny little house.

254
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,884
Not that I would.

255
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,358
A tiny little house
that says "Bender" on it.

256
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,712
Ow!

257
00:11:09,885 --> 00:11:11,315
This is Fry.

258
00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:12,932
If you're calling
about the used towels for sale

259
00:11:13,062 --> 00:11:15,152
they're still available
for $45 each.

260
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,763
[ answering machine beeping]

261
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:17,683
Phil, it's your father.

262
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:18,887
Where are you?

263
00:11:19,025 --> 00:11:20,805
You're holding up New Years
brunch.

264
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,681
Your brother can't wait
any longer.

265
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:26,032
Hello, first bologna
of the new millennium.

266
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,693
[ Seymour barking]

267
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:28,897
Ah, here he comes.

268
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,376
That's him and Seymour.

269
00:11:32,865 --> 00:11:33,685
Well, that's weird.

270
00:11:33,822 --> 00:11:34,742
Seymour's here, but...

271
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:38,128
Go! Go! Touchdown!

272
00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:39,441
But where's Philip?

273
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:42,137
I'm telling you,
the Y2K computer's got him.

274
00:11:42,265 --> 00:11:45,875
We'll face burning roads,
rivers exploding

275
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,789
calculators transformed
into Scud missiles.

276
00:11:48,924 --> 00:11:50,844
There's nothing we can do.

277
00:11:51,971 --> 00:11:55,851
[ barks "Walking On Sunshine"]

278
00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:56,845
What's that,
Seymour?

279
00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:58,796
You walking on sunshine?

280
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,846
[ whining]

281
00:12:01,981 --> 00:12:03,371
He's trying to tell us
something.

282
00:12:03,504 --> 00:12:04,814
Maybe he can lead us
to Philip.

283
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,375
Should we
follow him?

284
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,819
To our deaths?
Negatory.

285
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,946
It's the Y2K trying
to lure us

286
00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:14,168
into an ambush,
and I ain't buying it.

287
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,598
Pass the bologna.

288
00:12:23,611 --> 00:12:26,751
[ karate yells]

289
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,225
Are you two going
to be done soon?

290
00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:31,045
Sorry, but we need to practice
hand-to-hand combat

291
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,274
in case an enemy knocks
the laser guns

292
00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:36,063
out of our hands and they slide
way across the room.

293
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,930
Well, could you do it
someplace else?

294
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,541
I'm setting up Seymour's
doggie bed.

295
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:40,931
Okay.

296
00:12:41,063 --> 00:12:41,983
Ow!

297
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,030
[ whistling tune]

298
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:48,991
Heel, boy, heel.

299
00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:49,765
Oh, hello, Fry.

300
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,079
I guess I didn't
notice you there.

301
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:55,026
I'm having such fun
with my new best friend

302
00:12:55,164 --> 00:12:56,304
Robo-Puppy.

303
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,727
That's nice.

304
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,304
I was just out walking him.

305
00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:00,869
Yes, you can walk him.

306
00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:02,126
Of course, after he goes

307
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,089
you have to refill
the canisters.

308
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,917
Come here, boy.
Pet. Pet. Pet.

309
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,697
Robo-Puppy receiving petting.

310
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,531
Bender, are
you jealous
of Fry's puppy?

311
00:13:11,659 --> 00:13:13,309
That's so adorable.

312
00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:17,803
Jealous? Not when I have
the love of Robo-Puppy here.

313
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,797
Robo-Puppy, lick my cheek.

314
00:13:19,928 --> 00:13:23,368
Robo-Puppy preparing
to lick cheek.

315
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:26,328
Robo-Puppy commencing
cheek licking.

316
00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:27,846
Licking in progress.

317
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,680
Licking complete.

318
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,938
Robo-Puppy truly is
robot's best friend, huh?

319
00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:34,602
There, perfect.

320
00:13:34,725 --> 00:13:36,855
[ fanfare playing]

321
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,860
Good news, everyone.

322
00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:41,561
The Clone-o-Mat is ready!

323
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,820
[ cheering]

324
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:45,036
Finally.

325
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,172
[ growls]

326
00:13:46,302 --> 00:13:50,262
Robo-Puppy commencing
two hour yipping session.

327
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,134
[ mechanical yipping]

328
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,915
Shut up.

329
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,101
Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert!

330
00:13:57,226 --> 00:13:59,266
Robo-Puppy
mistreatment alert!

331
00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:05,504
Behold once more,
the mighty Clone-o-Mat.

332
00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:09,066
Requiring such vast amounts
of electricity that we must

333
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:13,716
harness the elemental power
of nature itself.

334
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,072
[ thunder crashing][ all gasping]

335
00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:17,031
I speak, of course

336
00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:20,899
of molten lava deep within
the Earth's core.

337
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:23,043
To the subbasement.

338
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,866
[ clanking]

339
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,555
[ grunting]

340
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,351
[ all gasping]

341
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,095
Powering up Clone-o-Mat.

342
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:45,575
Placing fossil on the
plat-clone-o-form.

343
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,020
[ electrical crackling]

344
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,887
Initiating dog brain CAT scan.

345
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,682
Come on, boy,
come back to life.

346
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:59,456
Know ye now what it feels like
to be Dog God.

347
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:03,824
Commencing DNA extraction.

348
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,986
[ high-pitched whirring]

349
00:15:06,121 --> 00:15:07,821
[ all gasping]

350
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,818
Fry, come on

351
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,562
the talent show.

352
00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:14,003
What? I'm in the middle
of something.

353
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:17,919
But if we don't perform,
in what sense do we have an act?

354
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,007
Bender, enough.
Leave me alone.

355
00:15:20,135 --> 00:15:22,565
So that's how it is, huh?

356
00:15:22,703 --> 00:15:24,143
I thought you were my friend

357
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,840
but if you love
your dog so much

358
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,619
maybe you'd rather play fetch.

359
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,838
No!
Oh!
No!

360
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,073
[ screams]

361
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,016
[ evil cackle]

362
00:15:38,153 --> 00:15:40,943
Now I'm all you got.

363
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,288
I hate you!
[ clanking]

364
00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:50,123
I hate you, you
evil metal man!

365
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,953
Ow!

366
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,471
So anyway, your dog
is melted.

367
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:54,954
Now we're friends again.

368
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:55,964
Not necessarily.

369
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,165
For the dog may yet survive.

370
00:15:58,304 --> 00:15:59,914
May yet? Really?

371
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:00,996
Indeed.

372
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,834
You see, that fossil
was made of dolomite--

373
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,312
the tough black mineral
that won't cop out

374
00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:08,052
when there's heat all about.

375
00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:11,013
By contrast, observe
the lava's effect

376
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,754
on this ice swan.

377
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,762
Of course, that would
have melted

378
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:18,979
even at room temperature.

379
00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:20,847
I just wanted
to get rid of it.

380
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,980
But had it been made of that
righteous mineral dolomite

381
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,463
there's a slim chance
it might have survived.

382
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,474
So Seymour might
still exist?

383
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,466
Perhaps, for
a few minutes.

384
00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:32,027
It's dolomite, baby.

385
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:35,304
Then I'm going in after him.

386
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,258
[ grunting]

387
00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:38,476
[ all hollering]

388
00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:41,215
He'd come after me.

389
00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:45,001
[ barking]

390
00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:05,679
[ whimpers]

391
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,380
[ panting]

392
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,677
[ sniffing]

393
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,131
[ barking]

394
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:28,050
Acting like a moron
won't bring your dog back.

395
00:17:28,176 --> 00:17:29,176
Then all hope
is lost.

396
00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:32,218
[ sniffling]

397
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,175
Good-bye, Seymour.

398
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,794
[ sobbing]

399
00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:39,143
Please stop
crying, Fry.

400
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,835
Here.

401
00:17:40,971 --> 00:17:43,371
I assumed you
were just
pretending

402
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,587
to love the dog

403
00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:46,414
to toy with
my emotions.

404
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:49,022
Oh, what have I done?!

405
00:17:49,154 --> 00:17:50,374
You didn't do anything.

406
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,983
Don't beat yourself up.

407
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,294
Fry, I'm sorry.

408
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,200
I should have understood
how someone can love

409
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,296
an inferior creature,
because I love you.

410
00:17:59,425 --> 00:18:01,555
Not in the way
of the ancient Greeks

411
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,949
but the way a robot
loves a human--

412
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,083
a human loves a dog--

413
00:18:05,213 --> 00:18:08,043
and occasionally
a gorilla loves a kitty.

414
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,783
I'm going in.

415
00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:11,183
I'm a professor.

416
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,607
Why isn't anyone
listening to me?

417
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,533
You can't go in
because you'll melt.

418
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,789
The fossil only has a chance
because it's made of dolomite.

419
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,403
I'm 40% dolomite.

420
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,147
[ all gasping]

421
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,238
Oh, it's hot.
Oh, it's very hot.

422
00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:28,536
[ clanking]

423
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,553
[ barking]

424
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:41,123
Oh, I am one hung-over
cryogenicist.

425
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,770
Just throw that mutt
in the freezer

426
00:18:42,903 --> 00:18:44,303
till his owners get here.

427
00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:46,386
You can't solve all your
problems by freezing them, boss.

428
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,606
I think you're forgetting
our motto.

429
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:55,606
Are you the cryogenicist
who called about our son's dog?

430
00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,352
You must
be the Frys.

431
00:18:57,483 --> 00:18:59,883
Yeah, he's
right over there.

432
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,268
Sorry we're late.

433
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,141
We all got sick
from eating
bad balogna.

434
00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:04,491
Y2K.

435
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,450
What's he so
worked up about?

436
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:12,022
He's just upset 'cause
our boy's missing.

437
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,241
Come on, you overgrown rat,
lead us to Philip.

438
00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:17,809
[ whimpering]

439
00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:23,164
Bender's been
down there
too long.

440
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,291
I'm going in
after him.

441
00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:26,863
Professor! Lava! Hot!

442
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,300
This is all my fault.

443
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,688
I let my best friend
risk his life

444
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:32,740
just to get my dead dog back.

445
00:19:32,866 --> 00:19:34,606
[ sobbing]

446
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,046
[ rumbling]

447
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:40,738
Bender!

448
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,305
And that is why

449
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:45,402
they call me
Bender the magnificent.

450
00:19:45,531 --> 00:19:48,141
Hey, where'd everybody go?

451
00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:53,369
Okay, let's clone us some dog.

452
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,146
Yeah!

453
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:55,629
Very well--

454
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:59,109
let this abomination
unto the Lord begin!

455
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,160
[ high-pitched whirring]

456
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,456
Interesting.

457
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:09,685
It seems Seymour died
at the ripe old age of 15.

458
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:10,767
Fifteen?

459
00:20:10,904 --> 00:20:12,524
You mean, he lived
for 12 more years

460
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,515
after I got frozen?

461
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,726
Indeed.

462
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,555
Stop the cloning.

463
00:20:16,692 --> 00:20:17,352
[ both gasp]

464
00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:23,439
Oh, sure,
smash the smart guy's machine.

465
00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:24,439
Fry, what's wrong?

466
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:25,570
Think about it.

467
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:27,791
Seymour lived a full life
after I was gone.

468
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:30,792
He probably even added
new songs to his repertoire...

469
00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:32,364
But that's a good thing.

470
00:20:32,491 --> 00:20:34,491
"Walking on Sunshine"
sucks noodles.

471
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,454
I had Seymour till
he was three.

472
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,373
That's when I knew him,
and that's when I loved him.

473
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,023
I'll never forget him...

474
00:20:43,153 --> 00:20:46,593
but he forgot me
a long, long time ago.

475
00:20:54,775 --> 00:21:01,475
♪ If it takes forever

476
00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:07,477
♪ I will wait for you

477
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:12,144
♪ For a thousand summers

478
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:16,840
♪ I will wait for you

479
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:21,281
♪ Till you're back beside me

480
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:26,200
♪ Till I'm holding you

481
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,807
♪ Till I hear you sigh

482
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,290
♪ Here in my arms...

483
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:33,551
Ow!

484
00:21:35,423 --> 00:21:40,433
♪ If it takes forever

485
00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:46,959
♪ I will wait for you

486
00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:49,387
♪ For a thousand summers

487
00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:54,955
♪ I will wait for you...