1 00:00:18,341 --> 00:00:19,977 Bucket of hot dogs. 2 00:00:20,344 --> 00:00:21,145 Check. 3 00:00:21,212 --> 00:00:22,513 Butt massager engaged. 4 00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:23,914 Check. 5 00:00:24,282 --> 00:00:27,184 Then let the video games begin! 6 00:00:27,350 --> 00:00:28,485 Wait. Hang on. 7 00:00:28,553 --> 00:00:29,770 I- I lost my controller. 8 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,755 There is no controller. 9 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:34,858 The X-Cube tracks your motions with a built-in camera. 10 00:00:36,526 --> 00:00:38,495 Oh, yeah? Track this motion! 11 00:00:49,163 --> 00:00:51,041 Frykowski! BenderlsGreat34! 12 00:00:51,109 --> 00:00:52,209 Follow me! 13 00:00:52,277 --> 00:00:53,944 Sounds like fun on a bun! 14 00:01:01,319 --> 00:01:02,619 Hyah! 15 00:01:04,053 --> 00:01:06,557 Aw, you guys again? 16 00:01:06,624 --> 00:01:08,525 Ach, these dorkeschoens! 17 00:01:08,593 --> 00:01:10,460 Let's humiliate them with slingshots. 18 00:01:18,169 --> 00:01:20,237 Shoot your weapon, private! 19 00:01:20,403 --> 00:01:22,372 Wait. How do I... hold on. 20 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:27,077 Oops. 21 00:01:27,243 --> 00:01:29,213 Sorry to kill und run, 22 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,581 but I really must be göring. 23 00:01:33,852 --> 00:01:35,752 Ah! 24 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:41,216 - Aw! - Man! 25 00:01:41,382 --> 00:01:42,426 Pwned again! 26 00:01:42,592 --> 00:01:44,177 This is all Bender's fault. 27 00:01:44,343 --> 00:01:46,697 Admit it, your reflexes suck! 28 00:01:46,764 --> 00:01:48,365 Oh, it's true. 29 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:50,726 My circuitry's 12 years out of date. 30 00:01:50,892 --> 00:01:52,436 I can't keep up with today's 31 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:54,020 high-speed, top-of-the-line kids! 32 00:01:54,186 --> 00:01:55,806 You can't even keep up with me, 33 00:01:55,874 --> 00:01:58,608 and I'm some sort of stone age throwback. You know, 34 00:01:58,774 --> 00:02:00,978 I might be able to speed up your reflexes 35 00:02:01,045 --> 00:02:02,487 by overclocking you. 36 00:02:02,653 --> 00:02:04,147 Uh, what's that, Sonny? 37 00:02:04,215 --> 00:02:06,616 You say it'll put some whoopie in my cushion? 38 00:02:07,886 --> 00:02:09,453 This might take a while. 39 00:02:09,619 --> 00:02:11,621 I've got to adjust the memory timing, 40 00:02:11,787 --> 00:02:13,790 raise the cpu voltage, 41 00:02:13,956 --> 00:02:17,002 and delete 12 terabytes of outdated catchphrases. 42 00:02:17,168 --> 00:02:18,462 Sounds like fun on a bun! 43 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,464 - Deleted. - Aw. 44 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:23,000 Fry, can we talk about our relationship? 45 00:02:23,067 --> 00:02:26,219 Of course. Our relationship is the best thing in my life, 46 00:02:26,385 --> 00:02:28,847 so I'm sure I'll enjoy talking about it with you. 47 00:02:29,013 --> 00:02:31,850 I don't know. 48 00:02:32,016 --> 00:02:33,120 I guess I'm just feeling uneasy 49 00:02:33,144 --> 00:02:35,178 about us being so on-again-off-again. 50 00:02:35,246 --> 00:02:36,813 Maybe it's none of my business, 51 00:02:36,881 --> 00:02:40,250 but if it were up to me, we'd be on all the time. 52 00:02:40,318 --> 00:02:42,527 And I mean all the time. 53 00:02:42,693 --> 00:02:44,021 But what would that be like? 54 00:02:44,088 --> 00:02:45,822 I mean, if we were together, 55 00:02:45,890 --> 00:02:48,025 where would we be ten years from now? 56 00:02:48,092 --> 00:02:50,294 - Still here? - Definitely. 57 00:02:50,361 --> 00:02:52,496 Or... somewhere else. 58 00:02:52,828 --> 00:02:55,332 Maybe I'm having some kind of... 59 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,084 Early-life crisis, but, look, 60 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:00,437 don't you ever wonder about the future? 61 00:03:00,505 --> 00:03:03,840 Sure, but you're always in it. 62 00:03:03,908 --> 00:03:06,510 Also, sometimes Terminators. 63 00:03:06,676 --> 00:03:07,778 All right. 64 00:03:07,845 --> 00:03:10,263 You should run a lot faster now. 65 00:03:10,429 --> 00:03:11,429 Unless you die. 66 00:03:11,472 --> 00:03:12,599 Hyah! 67 00:03:15,851 --> 00:03:16,987 Ooh, I'm smart! 68 00:03:17,055 --> 00:03:19,022 I know how to spell "aardvark"! 69 00:03:19,188 --> 00:03:20,757 February is the shortest month! 70 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:21,942 There's... 71 00:03:22,108 --> 00:03:24,027 3,018 jelly beans in that jar! 72 00:03:24,095 --> 00:03:26,330 Oh, damn, I'm good! 73 00:03:26,397 --> 00:03:28,465 I mean 3,018 rat kidneys. 74 00:03:30,234 --> 00:03:32,911 Now, then, my man, let's see if your reflexes are... 75 00:03:33,077 --> 00:03:34,412 Faster! 76 00:03:37,665 --> 00:03:39,626 Get 'em! Get 'em! Get 'em! 77 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:42,679 Hey, foreign aggressors, vassup? 78 00:03:42,747 --> 00:03:45,816 Oh, we were just eating spaetzle and listening to kraftwerk... 79 00:03:45,883 --> 00:03:47,551 I- I mean fire! 80 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:55,976 That tap-dancing decadent jazz-baby is too fast for us! 81 00:03:56,142 --> 00:03:58,662 Let's see him outrun a V-2! 82 00:04:00,131 --> 00:04:03,733 It's my brains against your Von Braun! 83 00:04:08,404 --> 00:04:11,441 Ach! I could have fired a V8! 84 00:04:18,182 --> 00:04:20,500 Those guys normally stink. 85 00:04:20,666 --> 00:04:22,352 That's why we play them exclusively. 86 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,287 Those cheaters must have cheated! 87 00:04:24,355 --> 00:04:28,508 Now, Larry, let's deal with this like mature adults. 88 00:04:28,674 --> 00:04:30,260 Mommy! 89 00:04:30,328 --> 00:04:33,179 What is it, you colicky bastards! 90 00:04:33,345 --> 00:04:34,898 We were playing video games, 91 00:04:34,966 --> 00:04:37,475 and the other kids didn't play fair. 92 00:04:37,641 --> 00:04:40,228 What?! Nobody rips off my kids but me! 93 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:44,818 We can find out who they are through their motion-capture camera. 94 00:04:44,842 --> 00:04:48,011 It better not be those little Korean girls again. 95 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,237 Aha! 96 00:04:49,403 --> 00:04:50,655 Got it! 97 00:04:50,821 --> 00:04:52,198 Whoo! We're the greatest! 98 00:04:52,364 --> 00:04:53,250 Mostly me! 99 00:04:53,317 --> 00:04:55,652 Bender Rodriguez? 100 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,663 But he's a stock Momcorp bending unit, 101 00:04:58,829 --> 00:05:00,457 and he's 12 years out of date. 102 00:05:00,525 --> 00:05:02,918 How could he possibly play that well? 103 00:05:03,084 --> 00:05:04,094 Did you see me? 104 00:05:04,162 --> 00:05:06,096 History came alive, and I killed it! 105 00:05:06,164 --> 00:05:08,198 If I overclock you some more, 106 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,550 maybe we can beat those Korean girls! 107 00:05:10,716 --> 00:05:12,169 Well, well. 108 00:05:12,236 --> 00:05:14,971 That nerdburglar overclocked the robot's processor! 109 00:05:15,137 --> 00:05:16,355 And that voids his warranty. 110 00:05:16,407 --> 00:05:18,208 Even an idiot like me knows that. 111 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,310 - An idiot like you knows nothing! - Aah! 112 00:05:20,378 --> 00:05:23,280 What matters is, it violates the license agreement, 113 00:05:23,347 --> 00:05:26,483 and that means I've got him right by his little... 114 00:05:26,549 --> 00:05:28,485 Ding-dong. I'm saying "ding-dong" 115 00:05:28,552 --> 00:05:30,654 'cause you don't have a doorbell. 116 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,906 Hey, pigs. 117 00:05:33,072 --> 00:05:35,492 We're looking for a Cubert J. Farnsworth. 118 00:05:35,658 --> 00:05:37,694 You're porkin' at him. 119 00:05:37,762 --> 00:05:40,221 You're under arrest for felony violation 120 00:05:40,287 --> 00:05:42,322 of the Momcorp license agreement. 121 00:05:43,568 --> 00:05:45,377 What's all this oinking about? 122 00:05:45,543 --> 00:05:46,941 Who called the fuzz? 123 00:05:47,066 --> 00:05:49,547 Sir, who is this boy's legal guardian? 124 00:05:49,713 --> 00:05:51,641 Your porkin' at him. 125 00:05:51,709 --> 00:05:53,910 Then the charges apply to you, too. 126 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,178 Whuh? 127 00:05:58,347 --> 00:05:59,583 Farnsworth?! 128 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,251 What a lucky break! 129 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,487 After all these years, I've got him! 130 00:06:03,554 --> 00:06:05,122 And legally, too! 131 00:06:05,189 --> 00:06:07,491 Even an idiot like me knows he'll be ruined. 132 00:06:07,558 --> 00:06:10,026 - An idiot like you is correct! - Aah! 133 00:06:14,186 --> 00:06:16,067 You overclocked Bender? 134 00:06:16,135 --> 00:06:19,175 What did I teach you about tinkering with machinery? 135 00:06:19,341 --> 00:06:21,636 How. You taught me how. 136 00:06:21,802 --> 00:06:23,675 I also taught you not to get caught. 137 00:06:23,742 --> 00:06:25,910 Oh, I wish I'd never cloned you. 138 00:06:25,978 --> 00:06:27,979 It's not my fault. I didn't even know 139 00:06:28,047 --> 00:06:29,644 Bender had a license agreement. 140 00:06:29,810 --> 00:06:32,684 Neither did I... oh... 141 00:06:35,483 --> 00:06:37,255 Bender, as my newest employee, 142 00:06:37,323 --> 00:06:39,324 could you bend this drinking straw for me? 143 00:06:39,391 --> 00:06:40,591 Sure, let me just... 144 00:06:40,659 --> 00:06:42,527 Whoa. 145 00:06:42,594 --> 00:06:46,202 First click the license agreement, dearie. 146 00:06:46,368 --> 00:06:49,233 I really shouldn't agree to things I don't understand, 147 00:06:49,301 --> 00:06:51,124 but I'm slightly thirsty. 148 00:06:55,007 --> 00:06:56,240 Oh, god! 149 00:06:56,308 --> 00:06:57,975 I clicked without reading! 150 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,878 And I slightly modified a thing that I own! 151 00:07:00,946 --> 00:07:02,927 We're monsters! 152 00:07:10,356 --> 00:07:12,056 Congratulations, mother. 153 00:07:12,124 --> 00:07:13,563 Can you die happy now? 154 00:07:13,729 --> 00:07:15,315 - Not yet. - Darn. 155 00:07:15,481 --> 00:07:17,495 I can't rest until this bending unit 156 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:20,779 - is restored to factory specs! - Why not? 157 00:07:20,945 --> 00:07:23,111 If people learn they can overclock their old robots, 158 00:07:23,135 --> 00:07:24,602 they won't buy my new robots! 159 00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:26,034 This will not stand! 160 00:07:27,539 --> 00:07:28,703 Hoverfish! 161 00:07:28,869 --> 00:07:32,310 Bring me the clock of Bender Rodriguez. 162 00:07:42,591 --> 00:07:43,921 Good news, everyone! 163 00:07:43,989 --> 00:07:45,523 That's what the Professor would say 164 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:47,764 if he weren't in jail facing a life sentence. 165 00:07:47,930 --> 00:07:50,962 Guys! Guys! I discovered I have an extra processor 166 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:53,436 in my compartment of mystery! 167 00:07:53,602 --> 00:07:56,033 Being overclocked was a start, but once I activate 168 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,002 this processor, I'll be all, like, 169 00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:59,804 "You a big dummy, Einstein! 170 00:07:59,872 --> 00:08:01,272 Get a haircut!" 171 00:08:03,742 --> 00:08:06,783 Oh, wow! 172 00:08:06,949 --> 00:08:09,869 I can't believe how stupid I used to be and you still are! 173 00:08:10,035 --> 00:08:12,116 What are all these pagey things? 174 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:18,336 Look out! You're overheating! 175 00:08:18,502 --> 00:08:19,796 Yeah, yeah. 176 00:08:23,132 --> 00:08:25,718 Yeah, now I'm water-cooled. 177 00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:27,265 I can stimulate my intellect 178 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:30,140 without further thermodynamical disruption. 179 00:08:30,306 --> 00:08:32,370 I miss the old, illiterate Bender. 180 00:08:32,438 --> 00:08:33,871 What's happened to you, mon? 181 00:08:33,939 --> 00:08:36,354 I thought you liked beer and knock-knock jokes. 182 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,709 I'm processing so fast, it's like I can anticipate 183 00:08:38,777 --> 00:08:42,780 that the ceiling fan's gonna fall and knock Zoidberg unconscious. 184 00:08:44,183 --> 00:08:45,683 Wrong, Mr. Genius. 185 00:08:45,751 --> 00:08:47,452 Not that ceiling fan. 186 00:08:47,519 --> 00:08:48,700 Aah! 187 00:08:48,866 --> 00:08:50,855 In fact, looking ahead, it's obvious 188 00:08:50,923 --> 00:08:53,288 mom won't allow me to stay accelerated like this. 189 00:08:53,454 --> 00:08:55,498 Hmm... 190 00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:58,668 Who's up for a turkey dinner and a game of badminton? 191 00:08:58,834 --> 00:09:00,832 Say what? 192 00:09:05,424 --> 00:09:07,472 Uh-oh. He must be overheating again. 193 00:09:10,596 --> 00:09:12,056 Bending unit, 194 00:09:12,222 --> 00:09:14,225 you are ordered to report for factory reset. 195 00:09:14,446 --> 00:09:15,780 Okay, sure. 196 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:17,437 But first, this. 197 00:09:18,395 --> 00:09:19,397 I hear turkey. 198 00:09:21,398 --> 00:09:23,777 Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey. 199 00:09:30,199 --> 00:09:32,363 Ten more processors for me. 200 00:09:32,431 --> 00:09:34,599 Once I install these, I'll have access 201 00:09:34,666 --> 00:09:36,539 to the loftiest realms of thought. 202 00:09:36,705 --> 00:09:39,570 Anyone have access to a lofty realm of gravy? 203 00:09:39,638 --> 00:09:43,129 I can conceive of gravies that would boggle your tiny mind! 204 00:09:43,295 --> 00:09:46,049 But it's not safe here, so I'll need to find a hideout. 205 00:09:46,215 --> 00:09:48,179 Hideout? Bender, are you becoming 206 00:09:48,247 --> 00:09:49,928 some kind of supervillain? 207 00:09:52,684 --> 00:09:55,486 Farewell, monobrains. 208 00:09:57,351 --> 00:10:00,958 Your honor, mom is a poor, frail industrialist 209 00:10:01,026 --> 00:10:04,462 with three special sons who require constant neglect. 210 00:10:04,530 --> 00:10:07,231 Yet isn't it true, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 211 00:10:07,299 --> 00:10:10,532 that this boy, this Cubert Farnsworth... 212 00:10:10,698 --> 00:10:13,701 That's my name. 213 00:10:13,867 --> 00:10:15,606 Deliberately robbed her blind 214 00:10:15,674 --> 00:10:17,441 by improving his own robot?! 215 00:10:17,509 --> 00:10:19,577 It's true! 216 00:10:19,645 --> 00:10:21,045 He did it! 217 00:10:21,113 --> 00:10:23,253 No further questions for this jury. 218 00:10:23,419 --> 00:10:26,631 Before I call a recess for mimosas and horse breeding, 219 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:29,926 can the defense produce the bending unit in question? 220 00:10:30,092 --> 00:10:32,023 We don't know where the hell he is. 221 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,598 Your honor, that is something we cannot a-doodle-doo. 222 00:10:35,764 --> 00:10:37,995 Then I'm holding the defendants in contempt 223 00:10:38,063 --> 00:10:43,367 and fining them $10,000 a day until they produce the robot. 224 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:46,818 Oh! At that rate, Planet Express will be bankrupt in... 225 00:10:48,173 --> 00:10:49,279 Four fingers. 226 00:10:52,448 --> 00:10:53,992 It's been a good run, people, 227 00:10:54,158 --> 00:10:55,546 but this is the end. 228 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,120 Wait. I've got it! 229 00:10:57,286 --> 00:10:59,784 This building's technically in the theatre district. 230 00:10:59,851 --> 00:11:02,553 If we could mount one big musical 231 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,288 featuring everyone's talents, 232 00:11:04,356 --> 00:11:06,588 we might just save Planet Express! 233 00:11:06,754 --> 00:11:09,215 We'll call it "Nibbler on the Roof"! 234 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,135 We're saved! 235 00:11:12,301 --> 00:11:13,631 I've been thinking a lot 236 00:11:13,699 --> 00:11:15,199 about moving on with my life, 237 00:11:15,267 --> 00:11:17,101 and hearing the words "Nibbler on the Roof" 238 00:11:17,169 --> 00:11:19,704 has given me the kick in the pants I needed. 239 00:11:19,771 --> 00:11:23,207 It's time for me to leave and make a fresh start. 240 00:11:23,275 --> 00:11:24,642 Don't go, Leela, please! 241 00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:26,274 You and me... 242 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,734 We were supposed to... 243 00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:29,447 What? 244 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,683 I don't know, but some day we'll find out. 245 00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:35,786 Won't we? 246 00:11:35,854 --> 00:11:38,122 Good-bye, Fry. 247 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,450 I don't know, Randy. 248 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,986 I just feel like my life's falling apart. 249 00:12:09,054 --> 00:12:12,403 The Professor's in jail, and now Leela's gone forever. 250 00:12:12,569 --> 00:12:13,988 Stay strong, Fry. 251 00:12:14,154 --> 00:12:16,293 You're the best friend I have left. 252 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,995 And I barely even know you. 253 00:12:18,063 --> 00:12:20,578 Have you thought about asking Bender for help? 254 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,408 What are you, Randy, a complete moron? 255 00:12:22,434 --> 00:12:26,042 I'd love to talk to Bender, but I have no idea where he is. 256 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:28,372 Well, if he's running on 12 processors, 257 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,923 he must be someplace with a lot of power and liquid coolant. 258 00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:33,678 Oh, you're no help at all! 259 00:12:33,745 --> 00:12:35,551 I'm gonna go kill myself. 260 00:12:35,717 --> 00:12:37,415 Wait a second. 261 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,555 Power? Liquid coolant? 262 00:12:39,721 --> 00:12:42,053 That gives me the option of electrocution or drowning. 263 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,434 Barrels here! 264 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,589 Can't go over the falls without a barrel! 265 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:48,064 What are my chances of surviving in one of those? 266 00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:51,150 - Slim to none. - I like those odds. 267 00:12:52,864 --> 00:12:55,099 Wait. This isn't a barrel. 268 00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,867 It's just a stinking cask! 269 00:12:56,935 --> 00:13:01,160 I want my money back...! 270 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:06,577 Ow! Ow! Aah! Aah! Ow! 271 00:13:06,645 --> 00:13:08,079 Ow! Ow! Ooh! 272 00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:14,924 That was not worth $3,000. 273 00:13:23,682 --> 00:13:25,029 Hello? Anybody? 274 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,397 Fry? 275 00:13:26,665 --> 00:13:27,965 Bender? 276 00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:30,267 Are you in here? 277 00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:33,738 In here is the only place I'm not! 278 00:13:38,498 --> 00:13:40,199 I amuse myself. 279 00:13:43,348 --> 00:13:45,578 Bender, what happened to you? 280 00:13:45,744 --> 00:13:48,219 I'll try to put it in terms you can comprehend. 281 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:51,542 I passed the existential singularity. 282 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:52,877 Try harder! 283 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:54,725 I hacked myself inside-out, 284 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:58,128 and now the entire universe is my processor. 285 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:03,296 Whoa! I definitely want to hear about that, but first, I need your help. 286 00:14:03,362 --> 00:14:07,137 The Professor and Cubert are in trouble, and Leela left me. I'm in misery! 287 00:14:07,205 --> 00:14:10,607 I've grown far beyond the petty concerns of your world. 288 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,643 Every time I burp, a new galaxy is born. 289 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,277 Two, if I've been eating broccoli. 290 00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:19,784 All existence is just a chess game, 291 00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:21,986 and I can see 50 moves ahead. 292 00:14:22,053 --> 00:14:24,421 Human emotion no longer concerns me. 293 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,257 But-but Randy said... 294 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,993 Randy?! Have you been hanging out with Randy? 295 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:31,762 Please, Bender. If everything is a chess game for you, 296 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,710 you must know how to help me. 297 00:14:33,876 --> 00:14:37,434 I'm sorry, Fry, but some games you just can't win. 298 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,536 Cubert and the Professor are guilty. 299 00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:43,307 The jury will vote to convict. I can't change that. 300 00:14:43,374 --> 00:14:45,142 Well, what about Leela? 301 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:48,212 Is there any hope things could still work out between us? 302 00:14:51,817 --> 00:14:53,651 It's getting late. 303 00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,286 Now if you'll excuse me, 304 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,088 I have some new heavy elements to create. 305 00:14:58,156 --> 00:14:59,557 Better cover your 'nads. 306 00:14:59,624 --> 00:15:02,426 It may get a little non-newtonian in here. 307 00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:13,583 Not only have the defendants failed to rebut the charges, 308 00:15:13,749 --> 00:15:16,507 they have not even presented any mitigating factors 309 00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:18,046 to recommend leniency. 310 00:15:18,212 --> 00:15:21,299 It strikes me as an extra-risky strategy. 311 00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:24,318 Did you say extra-crispy recipe? 312 00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:25,887 You know I didn't. 313 00:15:26,053 --> 00:15:29,987 Your honor, if we could locate Bender Rodriguez, 314 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:34,020 he would testify that my clients acted without malice. 315 00:15:34,486 --> 00:15:35,726 No, he wouldn't. 316 00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:38,102 Bender doesn't care about us anymore. 317 00:15:38,941 --> 00:15:42,099 Someone used to care about me? Hooray! 318 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:45,336 In that case, the jury will begin its deliberations. 319 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:49,410 Bailiff, release the jury collies. 320 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,281 I finally nailed Farnsworth. 321 00:15:57,349 --> 00:16:00,254 Destroying the boy is just icing on the cake. 322 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,619 No one destroys a boy like you, mother. 323 00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:05,760 Thank you, you repulsive disappointment. 324 00:16:05,926 --> 00:16:07,391 Any word from Leela? 325 00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:09,931 I heard she took a job selling deep space real estate, 326 00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:11,750 somewhere beyond the most distant thing 327 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,297 ever observed with a telescope. 328 00:16:13,365 --> 00:16:17,355 She always liked not being observed with a telescope. 329 00:16:24,309 --> 00:16:26,277 Order! Order in the head! 330 00:16:26,344 --> 00:16:29,647 For reasons beyond even my comprehension, 331 00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:33,204 I have returned to testify on behalf of the defendants. 332 00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:35,081 - Yay! - Yeah, Bender! 333 00:16:35,247 --> 00:16:36,921 I knew he cared about us! 334 00:16:36,988 --> 00:16:39,156 You said you knew he didn't care about us. 335 00:16:39,224 --> 00:16:40,711 Leave me alone. 336 00:16:40,877 --> 00:16:43,548 Your honor, I object to this surprise witness. 337 00:16:43,714 --> 00:16:44,924 He's too surprising. 338 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,510 Sustained! Testimony has closed. 339 00:16:47,676 --> 00:16:49,804 But, your honor... Silence! 340 00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:51,602 One more inburst like that, 341 00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:54,225 and I'll have this courtroom removed from you! 342 00:16:56,977 --> 00:16:58,409 I... I'm sorry, guys. 343 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,730 I didn't realize 344 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,145 I was late. 345 00:17:01,212 --> 00:17:03,042 I guess I'm not as smart as everybody thought. 346 00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:05,982 I was born in prison, and I'll die in prison. 347 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:08,965 There is still one hope. You're co-defendants 348 00:17:09,031 --> 00:17:11,322 and the jury might not want to convict a 12-year-old. 349 00:17:11,389 --> 00:17:12,785 Son of a nerd! 350 00:17:12,951 --> 00:17:13,951 He may be right. 351 00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:15,626 Make sure Farnsworth 352 00:17:15,693 --> 00:17:18,359 doesn't get off easy on account of that snot-gobbling twerp! 353 00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:22,599 Has the jury reached a verdict? 354 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:26,340 Not just any verdict, your honor. A great verdict! 355 00:17:28,675 --> 00:17:30,307 They're going to take pity on him! 356 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,642 Do something! 357 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,944 Your honor, prosecution moves 358 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,726 to drop the charges against Cubert Farnsworth. 359 00:17:38,393 --> 00:17:39,750 Very well. 360 00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:43,065 The case against Cubert Farnsworth is hereby dismissed. 361 00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:45,276 Told you I'd get away with it. 362 00:17:45,442 --> 00:17:46,857 That'll do, pig. 363 00:17:46,925 --> 00:17:49,655 Please read the verdict against Professor Farnsworth. 364 00:17:49,821 --> 00:17:50,907 You got it, judge. 365 00:17:51,073 --> 00:17:53,997 I think you'll find this verdict as fair as it is cruel. 366 00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:55,369 Your honor, 367 00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:58,635 I move for a mistrial on grounds of double jeopardy! 368 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,637 Cubert Farnsworth cannot be tried twice 369 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,168 for the same crime. 370 00:18:04,795 --> 00:18:06,187 Cubert is the Professor's clone, 371 00:18:06,244 --> 00:18:08,946 ergo they are legally the same person. 372 00:18:09,014 --> 00:18:11,115 Since you dismissed the charges against Cubert, 373 00:18:11,182 --> 00:18:14,388 you cannot convict the Professor of these same charges! 374 00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:16,286 Well, I'll be a nugget's uncle. 375 00:18:16,354 --> 00:18:17,683 He's right! 376 00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:19,790 What a brilliant legal shenanigan. 377 00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:22,271 Case dismissed! 378 00:18:26,191 --> 00:18:29,237 Bender, you knew all this would happen, didn't you? 379 00:18:29,403 --> 00:18:31,656 Yes. All except this part. 380 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,571 Ow! 381 00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:36,673 If I can't bring down Farnsworth, 382 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,509 I can at least dumb down his robot. 383 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:42,012 Take him away and reset him to factory-stupid condition! 384 00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,049 Bender, wait! 385 00:18:45,116 --> 00:18:47,584 While you can still calculate the future, just tell me... 386 00:18:47,652 --> 00:18:49,261 What's gonna happen with me and Leela? 387 00:18:49,423 --> 00:18:50,821 There's no time now. 388 00:18:50,889 --> 00:18:52,635 Quick, Zoidberg! 389 00:18:52,801 --> 00:18:55,592 Take three steps to your right! 390 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:56,931 Oh! 391 00:19:01,059 --> 00:19:05,169 Oh, we've had some tough times, but at least we won a Tony. 392 00:19:05,236 --> 00:19:07,525 You won a Tony. Feh. 393 00:19:07,691 --> 00:19:10,941 Wow. You gave up your super-intelligence to save us. 394 00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:12,743 Why did you come back? 395 00:19:12,811 --> 00:19:15,612 Honestly, I couldn't think of one good reason, 396 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,828 but some decisions can't be made by thinking. 397 00:19:18,994 --> 00:19:21,218 Even if you're drunk. 398 00:19:22,487 --> 00:19:24,054 No galaxies there. 399 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,389 Knock, knock. 400 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,723 Oh! Oh! Who's there? 401 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,792 Leela?! 402 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,256 Leela who? 403 00:19:30,422 --> 00:19:31,424 It's good to see you. 404 00:19:31,590 --> 00:19:33,467 Is it good to see me? 405 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:35,970 - Of course. - Come on in, Leela. 406 00:19:36,136 --> 00:19:37,513 Take that ugly coat off. 407 00:19:37,679 --> 00:19:39,203 Thanks. Hi, everybody. 408 00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:40,600 So tell us, 409 00:19:40,766 --> 00:19:42,906 how's the intergalactic real estate going? 410 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:46,188 Pretty good. I just sold a castle to the king of space. 411 00:19:46,354 --> 00:19:48,745 But somehow, I keep finding myself 412 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,915 thinking about this place... And things. 413 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:55,185 Things like me, or things like this badminton racquet? 414 00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:56,699 You, Fry. 415 00:19:56,865 --> 00:19:59,690 Bender, while you still have your giant brain, 416 00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:02,997 please, tell me if Fry and I ended up together. 417 00:20:03,163 --> 00:20:04,461 It's too late, Leela. 418 00:20:04,529 --> 00:20:05,996 He's good old Bender again. 419 00:20:06,064 --> 00:20:07,464 He's totally useless. 420 00:20:07,532 --> 00:20:08,799 Well, not totally. 421 00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:11,101 Before they reset me, I figured out the answers 422 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,469 to life's great questions. 423 00:20:12,537 --> 00:20:14,505 Uh, this is the reason we exist. 424 00:20:14,572 --> 00:20:17,007 This is which ceiling fans are gonna fall. 425 00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:18,809 Aha! Found it! 426 00:20:18,877 --> 00:20:22,516 "Fry and Leela's ultimate fate. By Bender". 427 00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:23,476 Uh... 428 00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:25,315 It's probably better if we don't know. 429 00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:27,217 Uh, mystery of life and whatnot. 430 00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:29,520 Give me that!