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♪ Two... two, three...

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[Door whooshes open] Hey, guys.

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Remember Carlos, the elderly
one-legged cowboy who lives next door?

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I beat him up and took his hat!

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It's really nice.

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I hope he's not hurt too bad.

7
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Come on! Let's go to a redneck bar.

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[Others cheering]

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[Country music playing]

10
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Wha...?

11
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It's called line dancing, Professor.

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It's fun because there's no
touching and lots of rules.

13
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Hey, look, a mechanical buggalo!

14
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Out of my way, losers!

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I have a way with
bucking mechanical things.

16
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Yep.

17
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[Sultrily]: Hey, baby. I'm Bender.

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[Feedback squeals]

19
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Ooh-whee!

20
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Gather 'round, yokel wannabes!

21
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This here city slicker's
about to get his nuts bolted!

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Oh, yeah? If I don't set a new
club record, I'll eat my hat.

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[Bell rings, buzzer sounds]

24
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0.4 seconds!

25
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A new club record for shortest ride.

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[Cheers and applause]

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Told you! Yee-haw!

28
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Still, someone should eat the hat.

29
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[Slurping, munching]

30
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[Bell dings]

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[Grunting]

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[Screams]

33
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[Grunts]

34
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[Cheers and applause]

35
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[Bell dings] [Screams]

36
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Oh, my.

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[Bell dings] [Grunting]

38
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[Screams]

39
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[Sighs]

40
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[Screams]

41
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[Bell dings] [Giggles]

42
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Oh! Whoa!

43
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[Gasping]

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[Screaming]

45
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Something's wrong!

46
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Turn it off before she barfs
up her bucket of hot wings!

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[Screaming]

48
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It's not responding!

49
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Command Center, override! Override!

50
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[Rapid beeping]

51
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Oh, no. It's achieved consciousness!

52
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God forgive us for creating this.

53
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Make it stop!

54
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Oh, God, please make it stop!

55
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[Screaming]

56
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[Crowd screaming]

57
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Look out, little drunk Sheila!

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[Screaming]

59
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[Whimpers]

60
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[Buzzer sounds]

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48.3 seconds!

62
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We got us a winner!

63
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[Cheers and applause]

64
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Oh, thank God you're all right
and won us a free steak dinner.

65
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Why didn't you let go?

66
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My hand is stuck!

67
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There must be glue on the saddle!

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[Grunting]

69
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Relax. Let maybe a doctor take a look.

70
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Ah, just as I had no idea.

71
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You're breaking out in suction cups.

72
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Ewe! Why is that happening?

73
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And will I have to die
listening to country music?

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Not if I can get you to a better doctor.

75
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We'll have to hurry-he
doesn't have much time!

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[Popping]

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[Siren wailing]

78
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What is it, Dr.
Tenderman? Is it serious?

79
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I'm afraid these suction cups

80
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are merely the first phase of a
process called 'squidification'.

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[All gasp]

82
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I probably gave it to you!

83
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Sometimes I don't wash my
hands for years at a time.

84
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I'm afraid it's a genetic condition
that sometimes affects mutants.

85
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Your limbs will gradually transform
into a slithering mass of...

86
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- Tentacles.
- Oh, God!

87
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So, how many cures are
there for this disease?

88
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I'm afraid... none.

89
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The only treatment is an
incredibly expensive operation

90
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that just delays the
symptoms for a few months.

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[Crying]: Oh!

92
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I wish I'd never been born! [Crying]

93
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Damn it. Why me?!

94
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There are still so many
things I wanted to let go of!

95
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Leela, no matter what happens, no matter
what kind of monster you turn into...

96
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It won't change the
way I feel about you.

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Zoidberg?

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[Popping]

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[Water rushing in distance]

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[Crying]

101
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It's like I'm cursed!

102
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Isn't it bad enough that
I occasionally lay an egg?

103
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Now I have to become a squid, too?!

104
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[Crying]

105
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Aw, Sweetie, tentacles are beautiful.

106
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I mean, look at your Mother here.

107
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She's so gorgeous, you hardly
even notice the tentacles.

108
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And if you're worried, you can
always move down here with us.

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In the sewer, you'll fit right in.

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[Sloshing]

111
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Sewer mail!

112
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[Singsong]: He's single.

113
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I don't care if that operation
will only delay the tentacles.

114
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Somehow, we got to find
a way to pay for it.

115
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[Sighs] It's no use.

116
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There's absolutely no
way we can afford to...

117
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Wait! We'll sell Ol' Bessie!

118
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Fry, take the old gal to market
and get the best darn price you can.

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[Others cheering] Yeah, I will!

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Yeah, all right!

121
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[Cowbell ringing]

122
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Come on, Ol' Bessie.

123
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Man: Warp drives!

124
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Get your warp drives!

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[Whistles]

126
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Say, friend, that's a heck of a ship.

127
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She's worth a lot of money.

128
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I'm gonna sell her at
market so my girlfriend

129
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can get surgery for her squidification.

130
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[Whistles]

131
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Jeepers, my wife had that.

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Got sicker and sicker, and in the end...

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We found a miracle cure!

134
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Giant beans? They must
be worth a fortune!

135
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These babies are the
jewels of the bean kingdom.

136
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But since you're in a jam, I'll
trade 'em for that ship of yours.

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Hmm. I don't know.

138
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They're the cure-all that cures a lot!

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Rheumatism, botulism, seborrhea,
diarrhea, desiccation, perspiration,

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common cold and, uh...

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Um, uh...

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Squidification?

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If you say so.

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Wait a second.

145
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How could beans possibly cure her?

146
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Because they're magic!

147
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They fell from the sky!

148
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Oh, now you tell me!

149
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I did it! I got a
great deal on the ship!

150
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Hooray! I knew you wouldn't
let us down in any way.

151
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Well, how much did you get?

152
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Two!

153
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Two magic beans!

154
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[Groans]: Ooh! You sack of
bags of buckets of idiots!

155
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There's no such thing as magic beans!

156
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[Sighs]: Oh.

157
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'Fry, you big dummy'?

158
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Very much so.

159
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Whatever you're trying
to do, I appreciate it.

160
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But this is one of those rare
problems with no magic solution.

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[Crickets chirping]

162
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You look sad.

163
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You want to go down to the phone
store and check out the new ring tones?

164
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No. It's been a weird day.

165
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I'm just gonna stay here
and think for a while.

166
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Okay.

167
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[Kisses, pops]

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Leela: To my wonderful friends,

169
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words can't express how
thoughtful you've been.

170
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I don't want to make you
suffer through this with me,

171
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so I've decided to move
underground to the sewer.

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I'll miss several of you, but I
know it's the right thing to do.

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Please, don't try to
contact me down there.

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It'll only make things harder.

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Good-bye.

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[Grunts]

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That's new.

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Eh, I'll take the
beanstalk less traveled.

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[Grunting]

180
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[Grunting]

181
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Wow.

182
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I've never been up this high before.

183
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Well, outer space, I guess.

184
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[Rumbling]

185
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Whoa!

186
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It's collapsing!

187
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What the...

188
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[Grunting]

189
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It's some kind of deluxe
apartment in the sky.

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[Laughs]

191
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Oh.

192
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[Sniffs]

193
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[Gasps]

194
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[Slurping]

195
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[Burps]

196
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[Neighs]

197
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It's like a Fairy Tale!

198
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Finally, a turn for the better.

199
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[Choking]

200
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Gotcha.

201
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This situation deteriorated fast.

202
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[Humming]

203
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Whoa!

204
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We've been weed-whacked!

205
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Whoa, check out that giant...

206
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[Screams]

207
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[Thud]

208
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Your intruder, Mother.

209
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[Gasps]

210
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That is one skugly critter.

211
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[Grunts]

212
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I'm not an animal, I'm a mutant
being, and I demand to know where I am.

213
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There.

214
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Leela: Momsanto?

215
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Yes, you've discovered my floating
genetic engineering facility.

216
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Our experiments would be illegal on
Earth, but up here, I'm above the law.

217
00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:07,760
[Laughs]

218
00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:09,069
Nice pun, Mother.

219
00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:12,564
It's not a pun, it's a play on words!

220
00:11:12,565 --> 00:11:16,465
Come on, I'll show you the lab.

221
00:11:18,098 --> 00:11:21,819
This is Colossus...
the beanstalk project.

222
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Ordinary beans are a magical fruit,
but they're tiny and pathetic.

223
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So we spliced elephant DNA into
their chromosomes for added heft.

224
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[Trumpets]

225
00:11:30,577 --> 00:11:32,578
[Beeping]

226
00:11:32,579 --> 00:11:34,246
[Buzzes]

227
00:11:34,247 --> 00:11:38,083
So those magic beans are
actually genetically engineered?

228
00:11:38,084 --> 00:11:40,206
You can't just meddle
with life like that.

229
00:11:40,207 --> 00:11:42,287
Who do you think you are... God?

230
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I wish.

231
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Then I could stop these things from
collapsing under their own weight.

232
00:11:47,895 --> 00:11:51,230
Why are you committing these
atrocities against nature?

233
00:11:51,231 --> 00:11:53,272
Nature's out of its league.

234
00:11:53,273 --> 00:11:55,968
There are 40 billion hungry
people on this planet,

235
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many of whom will pay top dollar
for one of my pine-u-porks.

236
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[Snorts]

237
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Find yourself a porcupine, blast some
pig DNA into it, microwave till juicy.

238
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[Bell dings] And bang!

239
00:12:08,402 --> 00:12:12,151
You've got a cocktail treat
complete with built-in toothpicks.

240
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[Chewing noisily]

241
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Dare I even ask what
horrors are behind that door?

242
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It's where I keep my
warning signs, all right?

243
00:12:20,961 --> 00:12:22,361
Stop asking questions!

244
00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:24,463
Fine. Can I go now?

245
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The only place you're going is nowhere.

246
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You've got some freaky DNA, and I
want to see what's in your genes.

247
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,413
[Snickers]

248
00:12:32,414 --> 00:12:34,139
Genes with a 'G'!

249
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Ow!

250
00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:37,158
Now, that's a pun.

251
00:12:37,159 --> 00:12:38,959
Oh!

252
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,982
I miss Leela so much.

253
00:12:42,983 --> 00:12:46,786
Last night in the bathtub, I
ate a whole box of taco shells.

254
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Yes, I was there.

255
00:12:48,989 --> 00:12:52,324
I know she said not to contact
her, but it's been three weeks.

256
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I'm going to fall down that
manhole again and visit her.

257
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[Ringing]

258
00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:58,831
Leela's wrist thingy.
How can I help you?

259
00:12:58,832 --> 00:13:00,532
Fry, where's Leela?

260
00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,668
We haven't seen her since
she sprouted tentacles.

261
00:13:02,669 --> 00:13:04,435
What?! She didn't move down there?!

262
00:13:04,436 --> 00:13:05,537
Then where is she?

263
00:13:05,538 --> 00:13:07,471
That's what I called to ask you.

264
00:13:07,472 --> 00:13:10,292
Well, you didn't!

265
00:13:11,745 --> 00:13:14,013
I've got to figure out where Leela went.

266
00:13:14,014 --> 00:13:15,982
I just need some kind of clue.

267
00:13:15,983 --> 00:13:17,160
Ow!

268
00:13:17,161 --> 00:13:18,712
[Gasps] Leela's boot.

269
00:13:18,713 --> 00:13:19,870
Where did it come from?

270
00:13:19,871 --> 00:13:23,651
I think it fell from the
sky, but I'm not sure.

271
00:13:23,652 --> 00:13:24,824
Now I'm sure.

272
00:13:24,825 --> 00:13:27,259
[Both gasping]

273
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:29,600
Whoa! Whoa!

274
00:13:30,563 --> 00:13:33,165
[Both screaming]

275
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,566
[Both grunt]

276
00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:40,958
Whoa! Remember that
mural on my cousin's van?

277
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:42,781
It's like it came to life!

278
00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:45,711
I keep telling you, we
didn't grow up together.

279
00:13:45,712 --> 00:13:47,627
Leela: Help, help!

280
00:13:47,628 --> 00:13:51,356
[Gasps] Leela, don't worry,
we're here to rescue you!

281
00:13:51,357 --> 00:13:52,925
How do we get up there?

282
00:13:52,926 --> 00:13:57,786
I'll let my hair down
and you can climb up!

283
00:13:58,547 --> 00:13:59,956
That's not hair.

284
00:13:59,957 --> 00:14:04,997
I don't care what it
is. I just like climbing.

285
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:08,337
Holy Rapunzel, man-bat!

286
00:14:08,338 --> 00:14:10,437
There's a duo here to rescue us!

287
00:14:10,438 --> 00:14:12,023
How dynamic are they?

288
00:14:12,024 --> 00:14:13,259
Not very.

289
00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:16,287
Go about your business, citizens.

290
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:21,981
Well, back to being the subject of
gruesome genetic experiments, old chum.

291
00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:23,852
[Gasping] Ow! Oh!

292
00:14:23,853 --> 00:14:26,180
Yah! Oh! Ee!

293
00:14:26,181 --> 00:14:28,120
[Grunts]

294
00:14:28,121 --> 00:14:30,281
[Chuckles]

295
00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:34,760
Oh, Leela, it's so great to
see your beautiful face again.

296
00:14:34,761 --> 00:14:36,174
Let me give you a hug.

297
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:39,216
Uh, okay. Go in that corner.

298
00:14:39,217 --> 00:14:43,837
It's the hugging
corner. You, too, Bender.

299
00:14:44,324 --> 00:14:46,868
Instead, I went to bed
because I'm tired now.

300
00:14:46,869 --> 00:14:49,377
This is about your tentacles, isn't it?

301
00:14:49,378 --> 00:14:53,953
Look, Leela, there's nothing about your
body that could ever shock me, so...

302
00:14:53,954 --> 00:14:56,114
[Screams]

303
00:14:56,205 --> 00:14:58,785
That is nasty!

304
00:15:02,605 --> 00:15:04,373
Sorry I screamed, Leela.

305
00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:07,109
I was just so... excited to see you.

306
00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:09,278
Yeah. Let's just get out of here.

307
00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:11,680
No problem. I'll bend the door open.

308
00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:13,615
You can't bend a wooden door!

309
00:15:13,616 --> 00:15:15,316
[Hushed]: I know that,
and you know that.

310
00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:17,219
But this door looks pretty stupid.

311
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,440
[Grunting]

312
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:23,058
[Grunts]

313
00:15:25,585 --> 00:15:27,625
[Gasps]

314
00:15:33,502 --> 00:15:35,137
What time is it?

315
00:15:35,138 --> 00:15:38,498
Time for you to shut up!

316
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:43,279
[Hisses]

317
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,238
[Both scream]

318
00:15:44,239 --> 00:15:45,982
Quick, in here!

319
00:15:45,983 --> 00:15:47,616
[Gasping]

320
00:15:47,617 --> 00:15:49,461
[Grunting]

321
00:15:49,462 --> 00:15:51,820
[All panting]

322
00:15:51,821 --> 00:15:54,156
We'll be safe in this utter darkness.

323
00:15:54,157 --> 00:15:56,677
[Low growling]

324
00:15:58,365 --> 00:16:02,165
Hey, maybe one of these switches
turns off that scary noise.

325
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,732
[Growling continues]

326
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,368
[All scream]

327
00:16:05,369 --> 00:16:08,129
Fee-fi-fo-fum!

328
00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:10,108
You had me at 'fee'!

329
00:16:10,109 --> 00:16:12,724
It's another one of Mom's
genetic monstrosities!

330
00:16:12,725 --> 00:16:16,040
Poor thing. We've got to help him.

331
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,482
I thought we were in a hurry
to escape, but whatever.

332
00:16:19,483 --> 00:16:20,749
It's okay, big guy.

333
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,596
We won't let her hurt you anymore.

334
00:16:22,597 --> 00:16:24,586
[Roars]

335
00:16:24,587 --> 00:16:26,747
[Gasping]

336
00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:30,237
[Screaming]

337
00:16:39,336 --> 00:16:41,376
[Sighs]

338
00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:43,305
[Roars]

339
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,466
[Screams]

340
00:16:47,513 --> 00:16:49,613
[Growls]

341
00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:54,642
[Screams]

342
00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:00,841
[Grunting]

343
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:04,954
Well, look what the
giant cat dragged in.

344
00:17:04,955 --> 00:17:08,150
Memo to self... breed
giant cat to drag things in.

345
00:17:08,151 --> 00:17:10,332
You're not breeding any giant thing!

346
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,507
It's reckless and irresponsible,
and we're going to stop you.

347
00:17:13,508 --> 00:17:14,371
Yeah!

348
00:17:14,372 --> 00:17:16,924
Even if it means crashing
this ship with us in it.

349
00:17:16,925 --> 00:17:18,139
Yeah!

350
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:22,220
Wait. Crashing what with who in it?

351
00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:25,411
[All screaming]

352
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:30,092
Don't worry, Mother,
we'll save... [grunts]

353
00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:40,429
Mm, mm, mm.

354
00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:43,031
Mama knows what I like!

355
00:17:43,032 --> 00:17:44,834
Huh?

356
00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:46,435
The sky is falling!

357
00:17:46,436 --> 00:17:48,670
I say, I say, the sky is falling!

358
00:17:48,671 --> 00:17:50,831
[Squawks]

359
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,432
[People screaming]

360
00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:59,550
[All gasping]

361
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:12,244
[All gasping]

362
00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:17,926
And remember, don't report them missing

363
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:21,303
till after we max out
their credit cards.

364
00:18:21,304 --> 00:18:23,330
Squid attack! Hit the deck!

365
00:18:23,331 --> 00:18:25,611
[All gasp]

366
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:27,905
We're back, baby.

367
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,620
And we brought you a little something.

368
00:18:29,621 --> 00:18:30,869
[Grunts]

369
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:32,381
[All gasp]

370
00:18:32,382 --> 00:18:35,217
It's okay. Leela's
just changed a little.

371
00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:39,358
More than a little. She's beautiful!

372
00:18:44,661 --> 00:18:48,631
Listen, Fry, whatever it was
that you and I had together...

373
00:18:48,632 --> 00:18:49,609
Goulash?

374
00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:52,334
No! Well, I don't know.

375
00:18:52,335 --> 00:18:55,657
Maybe it was goulash. But
it can't really continue.

376
00:18:55,658 --> 00:18:59,199
What are you talking about? I
want to spend my life with you.

377
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,379
No, you don't. I mean, look at me.

378
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,446
Big deal. Looks change.

379
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:09,928
No matter what happens, you'll
always be Leela, the woman I love.

380
00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:11,787
Thank you, Fry.

381
00:19:11,788 --> 00:19:14,848
[Both moaning quietly]

382
00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,510
Ah, there you are, Leela.

383
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:28,109
I just wanted to thank you for
helping me engineer the perfect bean.

384
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:31,263
You've made me a very richer woman.

385
00:19:31,264 --> 00:19:36,866
What?! I would never help you commit
your perverted crimes against nature!

386
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:38,833
My marigolds!

387
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:43,322
Thanks to that DNA sample you generously
donated while locked in my tower,

388
00:19:43,323 --> 00:19:46,888
my beanstalks now have suction
cups to keep them from collapsing.

389
00:19:46,889 --> 00:19:48,351
That's horrible!

390
00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:53,121
Is it? Now the world's starving masses
have a cheap, abundant source of nutrition.

391
00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,396
But not too cheap.

392
00:19:54,397 --> 00:19:56,732
I'll take the cash, and
you can have the credit.

393
00:19:56,733 --> 00:20:00,068
I don't want the credit!
Genetic engineering is wrong!

394
00:20:00,069 --> 00:20:03,787
Oh, really? Tell that to
your old friend, the giant.

395
00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:07,951
[Screams] Where is he?!
Oh, God, he's invisible now!

396
00:20:07,952 --> 00:20:10,879
Fee-fi, hi. [Chuckles] I'm Stan.

397
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,446
Ah-ha! You see?

398
00:20:12,447 --> 00:20:16,209
I freed him from your infernal
contraption and he returned to normal.

399
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:19,639
On the contrary, I suffer
from hereditary Gigantism.

400
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:24,298
Or I did, until Mom cured me of my
awful disease using genetic engineering.

401
00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:26,316
That's why she had me
hooked up in her lab.

402
00:20:26,317 --> 00:20:29,201
Oh, well, congratulations.

403
00:20:29,202 --> 00:20:30,562
You look great.

404
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,704
But, even if genetic
engineering feeds the hungry,

405
00:20:33,705 --> 00:20:35,998
and cures some giant guy!

406
00:20:35,999 --> 00:20:37,655
That doesn't make it right.

407
00:20:37,656 --> 00:20:40,600
We have no idea what the
long term affects will be.

408
00:20:40,601 --> 00:20:43,177
And once that genie
is out of the bottle...

409
00:20:43,178 --> 00:20:45,029
I can cure you too.

410
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,495
Okay I'm in.

411
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,315
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