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¶ <i>two... Two, three...</i> ¶

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¶

3
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(whirring)

4
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(whooshing)

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(static, trilling)

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(whooshing)

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(whooshing and trilling)

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Zindy, my darling,
I can't believe

9
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We're finally going
to meet in person.

10
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It won't be long, johnnycakes.

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My space-bus gets in at 4:30.

12
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Just in time
for the all-you-can-stand buffet

13
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At chizzler.

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See you soon.

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(makes kissing sound)

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(computer trilling)

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(all groaning)

18
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Zoidberg, what is that?

19
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That is the
delightful creature

20
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I've been video-dating
for the past four years.

21
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Hit it with a stick!

22
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Tonight is a
dream come true--

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A real live date

24
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In a physical
place that exists!

25
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I just have to go
straighten up

26
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In case we end
up at my place.

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There.

28
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My home's all clean,
except for one part.

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The inside.

30
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Aw, I'm sure it's fine

31
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By the standards
of a gross alien monster.

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(yelling)

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Nope.

34
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Step aside, people.

35
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I got bug bombs.

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Bender, wait.

37
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Won't the bugs just run out
and infest someplace else?

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Like our building?
Not my problem.

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Fire in the hole!

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(laughing)

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(yelling)

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(groaning and muttering)

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(muttering gibberish)

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(feet tapping, sighs)

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(clapping)

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Amazing!

47
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You move like a young,
roach-infested gene kelly.

48
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Oh, my god, it's randy!

49
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Damn right, and I'm organizing
a tap-dance contest

50
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For the parks and rec
department.

51
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If you don't enter,
I'll just kill myself, okay?

52
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Okay.
No, wait!

53
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Me, little old bender,
in a dance contest?

54
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It's a way
for the community to...

55
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At last, a chance
to realize my brand-new dream

56
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Of being
the greatest tap dancer...

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In all the world!

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Well, in a three-block radius.

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Of all time!

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(humming)

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Greetings, merchant.

62
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I need something
beautiful and cheap

63
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For a lady who is one
of those things.

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The cheapest
thing I have

65
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Is a bouquet of daisies
for six dollars.

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Perfect! I'll take
half a bouquet of daisies

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For three dollars.

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(cash register bell dings)

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(grunting)

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Ah, these flower shears
are so dull.

71
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And I'm already in debt to
every knife sharpener in town.

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Allow me.

73
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Oh, thank you.

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That girlfriend of yours
is one lucky lady.

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I'm gonna snip her
off her feet.

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(claws clicking)

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Zindy!

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You're even more beautiful
from a distance.

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Johnnycakes.

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(sniffing)

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Good god, what's that
horrible stench?

82
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Stench?

83
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Uh, that's probably
this stinky bus station maybe.

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Come, let's go someplace
well-ventilated

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And grow old together.

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(sniffs)
ah, much better.

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(sniffs, gags)

88
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It's even worse.

89
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It's like comic-con
in a submarine.

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(sniffing)

91
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Oh, oh, my god.

92
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The smell's
coming from you.

93
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What, that?

94
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That's just my personal musk.

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You'll learn to love it;
I know I did.

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(wind blowing)

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I'm sorry, zoidberg,
I can't see you anymore.

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Something's come up.

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It's vomit. (gags)

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I'd like to return these
for a refund.

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Don't worry,

102
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(sobbing):
They're unused.

103
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Oh, I'm sorry.

104
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I get so little business,
I can't afford refunds.

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I don't know what's wrong
with this location.

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(flies buzzing)

107
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I understand.

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(sniffling)

109
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Please don't cry.

110
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I can't stand to see a
living thing feel pain.

111
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You are a living
thing, right?

112
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(crying):
Mm-hmm.

113
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Can I have a refund now?

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(register dings)

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(cackles)
(screams)

116
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This here's a bayonet.

117
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It's some kind
of kooky half-gun, half-knife.

118
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Now, empty out the register!

119
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And no bag, please.

120
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I care about
the environment.

121
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I have three dollars
in moldy pennies.

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It's all yours.

123
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That's generous
of you.

124
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Oh, no you don't,
mr. Big jerk.

125
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I have nothing to live for,

126
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So I don't mind telling you
those pennies are mine.

127
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Don't you get it?

128
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I'm crazy!

129
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(cackles)

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Go ahead, I don't care
what happens anymore.

131
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Do it; bash my head in!

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(wind blowing)

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(gags)

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What is that, mustard gas?

135
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That ain't legal.

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Ain't you heard of no
geneva convention?

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(screams, gagging)

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(gasps)

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That was amazing.

140
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Oh, you were so brave
and frugal.

141
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I'm sorry!
Don't hit me!

142
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Mmm.

143
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Ooh, I like the
way you hit.

144
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But I don't get it;
most women I've met

145
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Can't even stand next to me
without collapsing.

146
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What's wrong with those women?

147
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Well, some of them
didn't have legs.

148
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But it's not
them; it's me.

149
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How do I put this delicately?

150
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I'm smellier
than a whorehouse's outhouse.

151
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That's terribly vivid.

152
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Doesn't matter to me, though.

153
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I was born
with no sense of smell.

154
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Really?

155
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My name's marianne.

156
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Hello, you.

157
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Mmm.
Mmm.

158
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I like your dumpster.

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Thank you.

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The previous tenant
was a very prominent raccoon.

161
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I remember.

162
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Too bad he got partially
run over by that steamroller.

163
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Can I kiss you?

164
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First,

165
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Let me pinch myself
to make sure I'm not dreaming.

166
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Ouch!

167
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I forgot I was a giant crab!

168
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Welcome, fans!

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I'm randy, coordinator
of this tap-dance-a-palooza.

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(whoops)
randy!

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After weeks of searching,

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I'm proud to introduce

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The five people willing
to participate:

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Tonya, bender, greg,

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Some kind of blob
monster and petunia.

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(clicking)

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The extra clicking you'll hear
is gonna be my hip.

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Fyi, this little lady
has a heart condition.

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She's always stealing them.

180
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Also, she has a serious
heart condition.

181
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I'm six years old,

182
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And tap dancing
is my favoritest thing,

183
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Even if it's not good
for my pacemaker.

184
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All:
Aw.

185
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(gunshot)

186
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(crying)

187
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(whistles)
that is one quality pacemaker.

188
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The rest of you might
as well give up now,

189
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'cause I'm gonna
take home the...

190
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Hey, what's my grand prize
gonna be?

191
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Oh, there's no prize, dorothy.

192
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Unless you count
the satisfaction of winning.

193
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It will be mine.

194
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In conclusion,
bullying in the workplace

195
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Is unacceptable
and will not be tolerated.

196
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Bender:
Out of my way, fatty!

197
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I'm practicing.

198
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(bender humming,
others yelping in pain)

199
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Ta-da!

200
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Friends,

201
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I'd like you to meet
my new lady, marianne.

202
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(muttering)
whoa, hey.

203
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What's the catch?
She looks normal.

204
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She's not a hologram.

205
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Not a robo-slave.

206
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We give up.

207
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(chuckles)

208
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You guys are weird.

209
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I have to go open
my flower stand

210
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Before the falafel guy
takes my spot,

211
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But it was great
to meet you.

212
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See you later,
crab cakes.

213
00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:04,576
Dr. Zoidberg,
she's great.

214
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:07,078
She's the best thing
that ever happened to me.

215
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,582
We had a wonderful night
of lovemaking in my dumpster.

216
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All:
Ew.

217
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,885
I hope she used protection.

218
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,921
Uh, no offense, zoidberg,

219
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But how was she not
driven to madness

220
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By your mind-altering stench?

221
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Because, my friends,
she has no sense of smell.

222
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Oh, I get it.
That explains it.

223
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For the first time in my life,
I'm truly happy.

224
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It's just too bad for her
there's no cure, I assume.

225
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Oh, but there is.

226
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A skilled surgeon
could perform a nose transplant.

227
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Oh, you're right.

228
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,447
And I, as a renowned ear,
nose and blowhole doctor,

229
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Could do the operation.

230
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Are you nuts?

231
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If she could smell,
she'd smell you.

232
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Your relationship
would be over

233
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Faster than you could
say... (gagging)

234
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Listen to orange joe.

235
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You must never let the girl
know of this wonderful surgery.

236
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Oh, I don't know.

237
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It doesn't seem fair
to marianne.

238
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,735
But on the other claw,
maybe I can't live without her.

239
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,136
So you're right.

240
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,439
I can never tell her.

241
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,941
You're doing
the right thing.

242
00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,946
Today, the competition begins.

243
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,715
Over the course of the summer,

244
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,783
We'll be eliminating
one contestant each week,

245
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,385
And by "we," I mean "me."

246
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,920
Deal with it, you babies!

247
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,389
Let the battle begin.

248
00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:33,632
(buzzer sounds)

249
00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:38,570
(sniffs)

250
00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,178
(buzzer sounds)

251
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,717
(sniffs)

252
00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:05,196
(buzzer sounds)

253
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,968
Okay,
before those pilates nazis

254
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,703
Come goose-stepping in

255
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,672
To take the room,
here are the finalists

256
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:18,443
For next week's championship:
Bender and tonya.

257
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,715
I just want to have fun
because dancing is fun

258
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,717
And I like dancing.

259
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,852
Crowd:
Aw...

260
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,321
I'm gonna kick your
ass, little girl.

261
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,090
(gasping)

262
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,463
For you,
my lovely <i>rugelach.</i>

263
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,564
Thank you.

264
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,533
It's <i>gardenia imperialis.</i>

265
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,034
You can brew it into a tea

266
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,136
If you like severe
stomach cramps.

267
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,371
Such a smart one.

268
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,973
You know everything
about flowers.

269
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:49,974
(sighs)

270
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,077
Everything but how they smell.

271
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,379
Please describe
it to me.

272
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,014
(sniffs)

273
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:59,851
Uh, it's like summer with
a dab of vanilla and honey

274
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,420
Or maybe winter
with some gravy on it.

275
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,222
(sighs)

276
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,926
I'd give anything to be able
to smell a flower like that.

277
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,732
Marianne, my love,
I've never known anyone

278
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:16,034
Who wanted to smell so badly.

279
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,103
And there's a way
maybe you can.

280
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,238
Really? How?

281
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,740
We have in the doctor world

282
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,109
Something called
a nose transplant.

283
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,744
I can give you a surgery,

284
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,847
And when it's done,
you'll be able to smell.

285
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,448
Everything.

286
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,351
Oh, zoidberg, I want
the biggest nose

287
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,420
You can find.

288
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,128
Dude, you made the finals.

289
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,362
Congrats.

290
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,630
You've accomplished
so much more

291
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,265
Than most of us
would bother to.

292
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,767
Yeah, but I'm not done yet.

293
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,535
I got a foolproof
plan to make sure

294
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:51,803
I go home the champ.

295
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,772
You're gonna put
sequins on your hat?

296
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:54,773
(scoffs)

297
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:55,974
See that locker?

298
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,076
Tonya keeps her
tap shoes in there.

299
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,711
So, right before
she dances,

300
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,546
I'll sneak in and put
rusty tacks in them.

301
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,580
(laughs)

302
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,982
(gasps)

303
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,885
The harder she dances,
the more she bleeds.

304
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,753
Seems like a solid plan.

305
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,589
What? It's the most horrifying
thing I've ever heard!

306
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,590
That's true.

307
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,958
Well, it gets worse.

308
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,394
Once tonya drops out
due to blood loss,

309
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,062
I kidnap her parents
and make them watch

310
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,765
While I cut off her hair
with these hedge clippers.

311
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,635
Don't you lay a hand
on that angel.

312
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:26,938
Angel? I've looked into
her eyes and seen her soul.

313
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,306
She's a monster.

314
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,507
You're insane.

315
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,309
Come on, fry,
let's go.

316
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,878
Okay.
See you, bender.

317
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,484
(yells gibberish)

318
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:43,588
The championship's mine, robot.

319
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,989
(both yell)

320
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,825
(electrical crackling)

321
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:51,996
(crying):
Why? Why?

322
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:56,334
What did I not do yet
to deserve this?

323
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,711
(sighs)

324
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:10,615
Aw, I think it's noble of you
to give marianne a new nose.

325
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,851
Yeah, she'll be
forever grateful

326
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,886
From somewhere upwind.

327
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:18,156
True, our relationship will end
when she smells my odor.

328
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,325
But you know what
would really stink?

329
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,961
If marianne spent
her whole life never knowing

330
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,563
The beautiful scent
of her own flowers.

331
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,731
(panting, groaning)

332
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,967
Dr. Zoidberg, help!

333
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,202
Bender? What happened
to your leg tube?

334
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,171
I got beat up
by a little girl.

335
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,540
Please, fix my knee
so I can get revenge

336
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,375
At the tap dance
championship.

337
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,143
I don't have time
for this, robot.

338
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,079
Here, patch yourself up

339
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,480
With this medicinal wacky pack.

340
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,349
(grumbling)

341
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,884
(siren blaring)
(gasps)

342
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,285
It's time.

343
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,359
I got a donor nose.

344
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,694
There was an accident
at the fencing academy.

345
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,596
Touché.

346
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:06,070
It'll all be over
soon, my love.

347
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,273
May I have...
(sniffles)

348
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,275
One last kiss?

349
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,610
Oh, there will be
lots more.

350
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,214
Yes, lots.

351
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,316
(crying)

352
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,020
Nurse amy, the anesthesia.

353
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,261
Smell you later.

354
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,896
She's out.

355
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:35,500
Then let's begin this
delicate procedure.

356
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,874
Okay, dance maniacs,

357
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:45,243
Let's have a big hand
for our finalists:

358
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,813
Cute little tonya and mean
old what's-his-name.

359
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,083
Break a leg, bender.

360
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,986
Oops, looks like
you already did.

361
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,755
You are an evil,
heartless troll.

362
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,124
So, actually, we have
a lot in common.

363
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,161
In another life, we
could've been friends.

364
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,596
No chance, garbage-can face.

365
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,432
(grumbles)

366
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,634
Brace yourselves
'cause we're gonna try something

367
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,103
You would never see
in mainstream tap.

368
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:15,139
A simultaneous
head-to-head tap-off.

369
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,474
(gasping, murmuring)

370
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,743
Oh, scandalous.

371
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,813
It's time for some
fancy-schmancy dancy.

372
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,748
Hit it, me.

373
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,217
¶

374
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,097
(slow, steady beeping)

375
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,012
(yells)

376
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,947
Ow! Bender!

377
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,849
(cackling)

378
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:58,850
(gasps)

379
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,952
(laughing)

380
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,122
Ew, look at him dance.

381
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,356
He don't care.

382
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,458
Try this, peg leg.

383
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,793
(grunting)

384
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,827
No sweat.

385
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,895
(grunting)

386
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,964
(yelling)

387
00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,401
(groans)

388
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,570
(sighs)
time's up, kittens.

389
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,472
The judges conferred,
and the vote is in.

390
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,540
I pick her.

391
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,308
(crowd applauds, bender grunts)

392
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,210
Thanks, mr. Nice man.

393
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:30,481
You know, the doctors say my
heart doesn't work very good,

394
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:34,585
But it feels good today
'cause I got to dance

395
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,721
And make people happy.

396
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,322
(sniffles)

397
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,925
I never knew
I could hate this much.

398
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,494
Bender, she's a
sweet little girl.

399
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,896
She's a pig.

400
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,231
I'm gonna tap-dance
on her grave someday.

401
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,566
Oh!

402
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,869
This is the bestest-est
day of my whole...

403
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,172
(gagging)

404
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,274
Oh, my god, people,
she's having a heart attack.

405
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,743
A cute little heart attack.

406
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,211
(all gasping)

407
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:03,081
I'm a doctor,
and yes, they're real.

408
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,182
(defibrillator whirring)

409
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,183
Clear.

410
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,284
(electricity crackles)

411
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,686
(loud chewing)

412
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,354
(giggling)

413
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:18,629
Oh, how did it go?

414
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,398
Just perfect.

415
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,368
This time, you can describe
their beautiful aroma to me.

416
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,970
(sniffs)

417
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,105
(groans)

418
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,207
What is that horrible stench?

419
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,776
I don't know how to
tell you this, but...

420
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,377
It's these flowers!

421
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:34,612
(retches)

422
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,447
It's not the flowers; it's...

423
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,548
(sniffs)

424
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,051
Ah, much better.

425
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,820
You smell just like
I dreamed you would.

426
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:46,491
B-b-but most people think
I smell like a burning zoo.

427
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,160
I never learned a good smell
from a bad smell.

428
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:53,164
But I like the way you smell
because I like you.

429
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,665
Hmm?

430
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,801
(both moaning)

431
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:04,342
(nasally):
It's so beautiful.

432
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,777
(heart monitor droning)

433
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,914
I'm sorry. She's gone.

434
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,821
(crying)

435
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,022
(whoops)

436
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,091
In your dead face, little girl.

437
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,593
I'm not even gonna wait
to dance on your grave.

438
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,296
I'm gonna dance
on your corpse right now.

439
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,831
(bender humming,
others gasping and clamoring)

440
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,032
Oh, my god!

441
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,600
No, bender, what
are you doing? No.

442
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,203
Leela:
Bender, stop.

443
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:35,439
The robot has to go.

444
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,376
(steady beeping)

445
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,511
Huh? What's that?

446
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,717
I took a nappy.

447
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,287
I don't believe it--
she's alive.

448
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,821
Bender's rhythmic
chest compressions

449
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,523
Restarted her heart.

450
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,225
He's a big old hero.

451
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,693
(all cheer)

452
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,662
Oh, no, I was trying...

453
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,729
Hey, wait, huh?

454
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,698
(grunting, stammering)

455
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,238
Just 'cause you saved
my life doesn't mean

456
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,973
I won't beat you
down again.

457
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,509
Man, you are
irredeemably evil.

458
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,412
Together we shall
rule the galaxy.

459
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,784
Aw, what an adorable
little kajigger.

460
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,153
Now!

461
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:23,321
(both grunt)

462
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,655
(both laughing)

463
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,730
Ah, nothing like the first cup

464
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,032
Of dumpster juice
in the morning.

465
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,235
(crash)

466
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,403
Marianne?

467
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,539
Yes. Listen.

468
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,408
I've got a new job, and, well,

469
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,544
I'm going to have to dump you.

470
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,112
I'd like that.

471
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:55,987
(beeping)

472
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:03,394
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473
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,495
(groans)