You are ten minutes late.
Come on in.
He goes out very little.
What does he do all day?
He play the piano.
He give a few lessons.
Then he must be very rich.
When she died, she left him the house.
You're crazy.
What are you saying?
Next.
For my residence permit.
Miss, you the head of the family?
You must come with the head of the family or your landlord.
We've been in line for two hours.
Are you the landlord?
Then stay out of this.
Next.
I stood in line with you and now you give me the brush-off?
You Africans don't even know what time is.
Tell me, who invented the clock?
"Single room..." "Wide and elegant room..."
Cholera...
Tuberculosis...
Meningitis...
Hepatitis...
Ebola...
The symptoms include fever,
Cephalalgia and often macular-papular eruption.
Treatment can only be symptommatic.
Prophylaxis, considering the great contagiosity of the infection,
requires extremely rigid precautions.
- I'd give her an "A". - Yes, yes...
Sign here.
Keep up the good work.
Congratulations.
Miss...
Your purse.
Excellent! An "A"?
What are they like? Tough?
Very homophobic.
Look, here's a contracted colon. A sausage?
Give me your hand.
Feel that contracted colon? The sausage?
I feel it...
a contracted colon.
Give me your hand.
There's the sausage.
That's enough!
Get out!
Shut up! Please!
Come here!
I have to take the exam over.
Wait, you're a vampaire, you want my blood!
Yes, Count Dracula!
That one, price is 35 million lira!
I need 50!
Resign yourself. It's not s piano; it's a wheelbarrow.
Add a couple of handles and you can push it around!
Let's make it 40!
Bingo! Don't say a thing, or I'll blow my top and give you 30.
35, okay.
Thank you.
What are you doing there? Come on up. Come on!
Why are you running away?
Wait! What's the matter?
The day after tomorrow? That's great!
Flowers, Champagne, whiskey.
Aren't you happy?
Shandurai, just think how nice!
Go away!
- Have you found it? - There's nothing here.
Everybody, look!
How much?
35,000 lira.
You can't stay here, get out.
Move it, that's dangerous!