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Will and Grace is recorded in
front of a live studio audience.

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Honey, you gonna pack your self-portrait?

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No, and that's not me.

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It's just some sad, gay man
that bums everybody out.

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- Hmm.
My mistake.

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How crazy is it that the two
of you are both having babies?

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Oh, look! I found the penis on the tree.

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- Well, the baby's coming.
It's time. I can feel it.

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It's time!

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- It's time!
That's it!

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It's time! Everybody knows what to do.

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Commence Operation Baby.

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Did no one read my email?

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- Which email?
- What's email?

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The one with the subject line,

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"Operation Baby. Read... important.

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I mean it, guys."

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I didn't think it was important.

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Oh, I didn't read it.

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I stopped reading after,
"And so it begins."

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- Come on.
Come on, let's go.

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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I'm really sorry for the false alarm.

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Eh, I'm used to false alarms

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from hysterical women.

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You're not dying, Judith!

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You're just having a panic attack

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because your DVR
didn't record "Chicago Fire."

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The doctor said to induce labor,

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I should walk around and exercise.

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Well, then that baby
is never getting born.

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- "What the whozie?
Where's the boozy?"

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said the floozy to the snoozy.

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It's all packed up.

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No, it isn't.

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It's behind the Jewzie.

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- Oh, no.
You forgot to pack up

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your self-portrait.

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Why does everybody think that's me?

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It's a gaunt, dead-eyed man

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who never changes
and looks down on everyone.

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My mistake.

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I remember the day

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he put that up.

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- No, no, no.
I told you.

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No reminiscing. This is a fresh start!

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We're having babies, a new house.

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We're moving forward, not back.

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- Jack!
The stage manager

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from your Broadway play
just called on the landline.

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Sailor number five,
he cannot go on tonight.

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It's actually happening, people!

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- Oh, my God.
Jack, does this mean

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you're gonna perform on Broadway tonight?

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Eh, no, eh, Jack is not
the first understudy.

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- But you never know.
Something could happen to him.

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- Then you'd go on?
- Eh, no.

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Then, it would go
to the second understudy.

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And if a terrible thing happens to him?

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- That's right, Karen.
Jack would only be

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one more person away from
performing on Broadway tonight!

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It's so close!

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My dream of taking a bow
on a Broadway stage

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is only a car accident,
a death in the family,

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and a respiratory infection
away from coming true!

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I just got a letter from Stan.

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- How?
- On my phone.

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That's email!

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May I finish?

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He wants me to meet him at the top

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of the Statue of Liberty at 5:00.

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Isn't that where you had your first date?

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It is.

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We had a picnic on the torch deck.

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Back when I was tired and poor,

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and he was just a huddled mass,
yearning to eat brie.

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Well, we know he's still
in love with you.

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He obviously wants you back.

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And I considered it
for a minute, but, uh...

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Like Wilma here,

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I'm moving forward, not backward.

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Okay, for the last time, that is not me.

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It's a painting my mother gave my father

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but he didn't like it 'cause
he thought it was too gay.

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My mistake.

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- What is this thing?
Where is it taking me?

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Are we in Jakarta?

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It's called a taxi.

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We didn't want you to have to
say good-bye to Stan alone,

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because we're nice people.

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Well, now I feel bad I didn't
get to know you kids better.

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Also, climbing those steps
will help bring on the baby.

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And I need to distract
myself from thinking

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about the very real possibility

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that I might take a bow
on Broadway tonight.

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How about your job as a bar owner?

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Wouldn't that distract you?

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- Oh, yeah.
That.

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What about your job at the rec center?

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Do I still have that job?

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No.

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Yes.

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No.

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Maybe.

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Oh, my Cher.

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The first two understudies
have a bacterial parasite

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and can't stop throwing up!

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- Well, just say the word.
We can make that

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last chorus boy disappear.

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Trust me.

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He's already dead to his family in Utah.

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- Oh, my God.
Turn that up.

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<i>McCoy Whitman says "Cheerio"</i>

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<i>to his job in London,</i>

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<i>and returns to the Big Apple
to his old chair,</i>

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<i>anchoring the 6:00 and 10:00
news on Channel Four.</i>

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Will, McCoy's back in New York.

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Yeah, I'm aware of that, Grace.

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What, with my eyes and ears
receiving information

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- as they do.
- And he didn't tell you?

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That is huge.

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But...

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Is it bigger than the thing

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that's potentially happening to me?

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America says, "No."

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- Doesn't matter.
McCoy and I broke up.

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He didn't want kids, so.

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See, now I'm getting sad again.

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This is why I'm not looking back.

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I'm with you, honey.

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That's why I'm telling Stan
to stay out of my life forever.

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That chapter is closed.

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I don't even care who he ends up with.

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<i>- Are you sure about that?
- Who said that?</i>

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Ello, Mother.

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Jack, Jim, Betty.

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Lorraine Finster.

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- Looking good, girl.
What you doing driving a cab?

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It's not a lot different from stripping.

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You know, you take people
where they wanna go.

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Sometimes you end up with
a big mess on your back seat.

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You don't mean that about Stan, Mummy.

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Yes, you're my ex-step-daughter,

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and yes, we had a four-way
for three hours

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with two of the One Directions,

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but you know zero about me.

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- Don't trust her, Karen.
- That is offensive.

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Why do women always have
to tear each other down?

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Maybe 'cause you're a grifter
who's always stealing from her.

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What, like you stole that
nose off a Gentile, Betty?

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Listen, Mummy. I've known you

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for the better part of 300 years,

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<i>and one thing has remained constant:</i>

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not your boobs or your head or your body.

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How about her seemingly
limitless tolerance

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for drugs and alcohol?

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Thank you, Jim.

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- All right, fine.
Two things.

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That, and you've always been
in love with Stanley Walker.

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- It's true, Kar.
- You kind of have.

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Can't disagree.

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Damn it.

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The slag, the hag, the drag,
and the gentleman to my left

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are correct.

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Wait a minute. You're never right.

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What's your angle, Finster?

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Well, I have been told I'm
rather fetching from behind.

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Also when I'm getting jackhammered.

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My profile is regal.

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This is the filthiest episode

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of "Downton Abbey" I've ever seen.

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You're right.

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I do love Stan.

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Whoo-hoo!

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We beat Jack and Karen. Oh, God.

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You were moving.

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I was just trying to get
ahead of your stair-farting.

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I'm pregnant.

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Who are you gonna blame
when that thing comes out?

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I'll get an old dog.

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Wow, look at this.

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That's our life, our city.

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- Just think of all the stories,
- Hmm.

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Milestones,

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- men who have disappointed us.
- Or...

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We think about the men
we'll disappoint in the future.

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All that matters is we don't look back.

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Are we really not gonna talk
about the fact

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that McCoy is back in New York?

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We really aren't.

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If he wanted to get in touch
with me, he would've.

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- But...
- Only looking forward...

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At that pigeon

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with a syringe in its mouth.

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- Stanley, darling?
- Oh, he's not here yet, Kare.

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- Oh.
He's probably running late.

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Unless he got confused,
and he's at the top

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of the Empire State Building,

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holding a lady and swatting away planes.

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- Oh!
My... my legs are dying!

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Every part of them is like jelly:

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my fibia, my flabia,

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my skibia, my skabia.

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Not one of those things is real.

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- Uh, I think I would know.
I was a nurse.

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Wait. Am I still?

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No.

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Yes.

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No.

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Maybe.

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Go for Jack.

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Would you be a dear and hold
the phone away from your ear

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just for one second?

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Yeah, just for one second. Okay.

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Thank you. I'll be right there.

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Oh, my God. You guys!

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The last understudy has the measles!

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Thank you, anti-vaxxers!

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I'm going on in two hours.

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Tonight, I'm finally gonna
take a bow on a Broadway stage!

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Oh, my God, this is your dream.

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Do you need us to help you get ready?

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Oh, I'm always ready.

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Got my tap shoes and my sailor suit.

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I won't be a minute.

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Ta-da!

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They let gays in the military now?

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- Break a leg.
- Aww, break some water.

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- Proud of you, sailor.
- Thanks, Will.

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This is the first good thing
to happen to me

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on top of a woman.

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Broadway, here I come.

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Will, we are going to see
Jack McFarland on Broadway.

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Yeah, and not just
pointing up at a marquee,

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screaming, "Ben Platt took my career!"

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- You know what?
You girls go ahead.

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I'm gonna wait for Stan.

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- Do you need me to stay?
- No, honey, I'm fine.

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I'm sure he'll be here in a few minutes.

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It's a big day for both of us, huh?

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- Why?
What you got going on?

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Where the hell are you, Stanley?

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You better not make a fool of me.

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It's really happening.

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- How did he do it?
After all those stairs?

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After all that dancing?

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How did his legs not give out on him?

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Oh, here he comes!

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The seaman on the floor is my husband.

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He's not coming, is he, Libby?

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Well, you know what?

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I'm putting my torch down, honey.

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My arm's getting tired.

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Well, what do you know?

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I guess it ain't over
until the fat man choppers in

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over restricted air space.

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Wait a minute.

258
00:13:37,741 --> 00:13:41,411
Am I really gonna climb
a ladder into that helicopter,

259
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:45,348
and then another one
into your arms, and that's it?

260
00:13:45,382 --> 00:13:48,050
We just go back to the way things were?

261
00:13:48,085 --> 00:13:51,554
You've done terrible things.
I've done terrible things.

262
00:13:51,588 --> 00:13:54,484
There are bad people on both sides.

263
00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,905
Starting over's not gonna
be that easy, you know.

264
00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:01,531
Oh, you think you can buy me back

265
00:14:01,565 --> 00:14:04,367
with some trinket I can buy myself.

266
00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:08,237
Let's start over.

267
00:14:08,272 --> 00:14:10,506
Marry me again.

268
00:14:16,412 --> 00:14:18,580
I love it.

269
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:23,219
Keep that flame burning, Libby.

270
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:26,055
Oh, and honey? Lose the tablet.

271
00:14:26,089 --> 00:14:28,424
No one likes a girl who reads.

272
00:14:31,528 --> 00:14:33,729
- Sorry, sorry.
Pregnant woman.

273
00:14:33,764 --> 00:14:35,932
Sorry, sorry, pregnant.

274
00:14:35,966 --> 00:14:38,501
Ooh. Nice.

275
00:14:38,535 --> 00:14:40,236
I thought we were gonna
meet in the lobby?

276
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,338
You will never believe
who I saw in the bathroom.

277
00:14:42,372 --> 00:14:44,200
Michelle Visage?

278
00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:46,608
Who is that?

279
00:14:46,643 --> 00:14:47,710
There really is a big difference

280
00:14:47,744 --> 00:14:49,414
between gay people and straight people.

281
00:14:49,947 --> 00:14:52,081
- No!
McCoy.

282
00:14:52,115 --> 00:14:53,783
I saw McCoy.

283
00:14:53,817 --> 00:14:55,151
McCoy's here?

284
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,853
W... Wait... McCoy was
in the ladies room?

285
00:14:56,887 --> 00:14:58,688
Which one of us
do you think picks a bathroom

286
00:14:58,722 --> 00:15:00,049
based on the line?

287
00:15:00,657 --> 00:15:02,625
- Are you sure it was him?
- Yes!

288
00:15:02,659 --> 00:15:05,294
He was at the urinal when I walked in,

289
00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:08,641
and by the way, good for you.

290
00:15:13,637 --> 00:15:14,837
Oh, my God.

291
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,506
McCoy is here right now.

292
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,940
My heart's beating a mile a minute.

293
00:15:17,975 --> 00:15:19,475
- Well...
- Don't say

294
00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:21,544
- what you're about to say.
- Go after him.

295
00:15:21,578 --> 00:15:23,980
- He didn't call me.
I... why should I chase him?

296
00:15:24,014 --> 00:15:25,615
- Why?
Because, in 20 years,

297
00:15:25,649 --> 00:15:27,650
I don't want to be the person
who has to hear you say,

298
00:15:27,684 --> 00:15:29,485
"I should have gone after him."

299
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,953
Come on.

300
00:15:30,988 --> 00:15:32,855
Come on, I'll make room. Hey.

301
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,357
Pregnant woman coming through!

302
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,696
So I got out of the theater
just in time to see McCoy

303
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:43,364
jump in the back of a town car.

304
00:15:43,399 --> 00:15:44,532
And like a schmuck,

305
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,861
I... I did that speed walk/run thing

306
00:15:46,886 --> 00:15:49,087
to try to catch up,
and then I yelled his name

307
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,323
in this desperate, high-pitched voice,

308
00:15:51,357 --> 00:15:53,625
"McCoy, McCoy!"

309
00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:58,196
Yes, Grace.

310
00:15:58,231 --> 00:16:00,399
Like a sad, gay crow.

311
00:16:03,936 --> 00:16:05,837
I'll... I'll see you in a minute.

312
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,202
McCoy.

313
00:16:11,377 --> 00:16:12,544
Hey.

314
00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:14,290
What are you going here?

315
00:16:14,714 --> 00:16:16,748
I'm back in New York.

316
00:16:16,783 --> 00:16:18,583
I don't know if you knew.

317
00:16:18,618 --> 00:16:20,254
No, I had no idea.

318
00:16:20,753 --> 00:16:24,122
It was all just so much, so fast.

319
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,685
Getting married,

320
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,012
and the baby, I...

321
00:16:29,228 --> 00:16:30,640
I got scared.

322
00:16:31,631 --> 00:16:32,934
I get that.

323
00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:36,301
But I'm... I'm trying not to look back.

324
00:16:36,335 --> 00:16:37,602
- Me neither.
Me neither.

325
00:16:37,637 --> 00:16:39,816
I... I... I'm only thinking
about the future.

326
00:16:41,007 --> 00:16:43,027
Why couldn't you have just called?

327
00:16:43,776 --> 00:16:45,444
And it's not just about you
being attractive.

328
00:16:45,478 --> 00:16:47,073
You also smell great.

329
00:16:47,647 --> 00:16:49,617
I forgot to put on deodorant.

330
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,204
So, is that a yes?

331
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,462
- I made a commitment to Grace.
We're moving.

332
00:16:57,623 --> 00:16:58,957
We're raising our babies together.

333
00:16:58,991 --> 00:17:00,792
And none of that has to change.

334
00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:01,893
But, Will...

335
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:06,634
The gay guy gets to have
his Prince Charming, too.

336
00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:13,850
Well, a happily ever after would be nice.

337
00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:19,480
Hey.

338
00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:22,790
Anything new

339
00:17:22,815 --> 00:17:24,983
since you got off the elevator?

340
00:17:25,685 --> 00:17:27,285
Like you weren't watching the whole thing

341
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,253
through the peephole.

342
00:17:28,287 --> 00:17:31,723
How is that guy hot,
even through a fish-eye?

343
00:17:33,392 --> 00:17:35,494
- So, are you...
- We'll see.

344
00:17:35,528 --> 00:17:37,162
It doesn't change anything.

345
00:17:37,196 --> 00:17:39,000
I'm happy for you.

346
00:17:39,832 --> 00:17:42,601
Just like you'll be happy
when it happens for me.

347
00:17:42,635 --> 00:17:44,669
Hmm.

348
00:17:46,739 --> 00:17:49,641
Hey. Why didn't they take the couch?

349
00:17:49,675 --> 00:17:52,477
Oh, it wouldn't fit out the door.

350
00:17:52,512 --> 00:17:54,474
- Really?
- No, I hate it.

351
00:17:55,648 --> 00:17:56,815
I've always hated it.

352
00:17:56,849 --> 00:17:58,811
So does he. That's why he's sad.

353
00:18:00,686 --> 00:18:03,388
- I love this couch.
It's the...

354
00:18:03,422 --> 00:18:05,693
It's the first thing I bought
for this apartment.

355
00:18:09,328 --> 00:18:10,573
Wow.

356
00:18:11,998 --> 00:18:14,952
- We lived a whole life here.
- We sure did.

357
00:18:17,837 --> 00:18:19,832
Wait. You said no reminiscing.

358
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,460
Maybe just a little bit.

359
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,637
Everything's gonna be so different.

360
00:18:33,853 --> 00:18:35,515
A whole new life.

361
00:18:36,856 --> 00:18:38,523
- A new house.
- Hmm.

362
00:18:38,558 --> 00:18:40,061
Kids.

363
00:18:41,894 --> 00:18:46,064
We've always just been Will and Grace.

364
00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:48,319
It's okay.

365
00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:50,821
What do you mean?

366
00:18:51,136 --> 00:18:55,139
Maybe we've been
Will and Grace long enough.

367
00:18:57,810 --> 00:18:58,944
How much you wanna bet they're in there

368
00:18:58,978 --> 00:19:01,249
staring into each other's eyes?

369
00:19:02,148 --> 00:19:04,082
Everything's changing.

370
00:19:04,116 --> 00:19:06,585
It's like we won't be
the old Jack and Karen anymore.

371
00:19:10,089 --> 00:19:13,678
Don't you dare call me old, you big homo.

372
00:19:18,631 --> 00:19:21,310
Don't you dare call me big.

373
00:19:27,273 --> 00:19:28,734
We're still us!

374
00:19:30,309 --> 00:19:32,377
And we always will be.

375
00:19:32,411 --> 00:19:33,478
Come on.

376
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:35,366
Let's go pull them off each other.

377
00:19:36,415 --> 00:19:39,217
Grace Adler, you had better
be wearing a condom.

378
00:19:41,754 --> 00:19:44,923
There he is, our Broadway star.

379
00:19:44,957 --> 00:19:47,292
Oh, Jack. You were awesome.

380
00:19:47,326 --> 00:19:49,728
And Karen, you and Stan... are you happy?

381
00:19:49,762 --> 00:19:50,929
I am.

382
00:19:50,963 --> 00:19:52,931
There are 100 reasons why Stan and I

383
00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:54,766
shouldn't be together,

384
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,972
and 7.3 billion reasons why we should.

385
00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:01,559
Aww. I love love.

386
00:20:02,141 --> 00:20:03,441
Come on, everyone. Shift it.

387
00:20:03,476 --> 00:20:05,777
It's time to get
to the cast party I'm hosting.

388
00:20:05,811 --> 00:20:08,316
- It's time.
- Yeah, I just said that.

389
00:20:09,294 --> 00:20:10,861
Everyone has to bring a bag of chips,

390
00:20:10,886 --> 00:20:12,520
whatever they want to drink, an entrée,

391
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,946
and a barbeque if you have one.

392
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,735
- No.
It's time.

393
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,628
Honey, I think our girl's getting ready

394
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,078
to have her litter.

395
00:20:26,198 --> 00:20:28,800
- You sure?
- Oh yeah... yeah, yeah... oh, yeah.

396
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,535
Oh, my God. I'm gonna be an uncle.

397
00:20:30,569 --> 00:20:32,137
I'm gonna be an aunt!

398
00:20:33,973 --> 00:20:36,177
I'm gonna be richer!

399
00:20:37,843 --> 00:20:39,778
Hey, let me in. It's kind of my moment.

400
00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:42,113
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.

401
00:20:42,148 --> 00:20:44,249
Okay, you guys, get the elevator.

402
00:20:46,318 --> 00:20:49,821
- You ready for this?
- 100% no.

403
00:20:50,856 --> 00:20:52,161
You're gonna be great.

404
00:20:52,358 --> 00:20:55,337
We are gonna be great.

405
00:20:56,095 --> 00:20:58,263
Let's go.