1 00:00:00,447 --> 00:00:01,881 "Will & Grace" is recorded 2 00:00:01,883 --> 00:00:03,175 in front of a live studio audience. 3 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,400 I cannot wait to see Fiona. 4 00:00:05,402 --> 00:00:09,237 I just love that she shares her life with me. 5 00:00:09,239 --> 00:00:11,573 - I'm the cool aunt. - Same thing with my nephews. 6 00:00:11,575 --> 00:00:12,574 What is it about us? 7 00:00:12,576 --> 00:00:14,209 I'm not saying we're better than other people... 8 00:00:14,211 --> 00:00:15,777 - No, of course not. - Safe space? 9 00:00:15,779 --> 00:00:18,546 - Safe space. - I think we're better than other people. 10 00:00:18,548 --> 00:00:20,215 We are gonna be the coolest parents. 11 00:00:20,217 --> 00:00:22,584 Hey, hos. 12 00:00:22,586 --> 00:00:24,119 Hey. 13 00:00:24,121 --> 00:00:25,553 We're on our way to the airport. 14 00:00:25,555 --> 00:00:28,389 Estefan's flying me first class to Miami 15 00:00:28,391 --> 00:00:30,225 for our one-year anniversary. 16 00:00:30,227 --> 00:00:35,063 Sorry, our "one-queer-maniversary." 17 00:00:35,065 --> 00:00:37,132 Did you just think of that? 18 00:00:37,134 --> 00:00:38,967 Oh, that mind. 19 00:00:38,969 --> 00:00:41,636 If they were all like you, I'd stop throwing marbles 20 00:00:41,638 --> 00:00:43,110 at the Pride Parade. 21 00:00:45,442 --> 00:00:48,176 What is the traditional one-queer-maniversary gift 22 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:49,410 by the way? 23 00:00:49,412 --> 00:00:52,413 - A mesh bodysuit? - Buttless chaps? 24 00:00:52,415 --> 00:00:54,716 A pump-top jug of lube? 25 00:00:59,256 --> 00:01:00,752 It's paper. 26 00:01:02,826 --> 00:01:04,692 Uh, Karen, you're... 27 00:01:04,694 --> 00:01:06,327 And forgive me for using the "C word"... 28 00:01:06,329 --> 00:01:07,843 Flying commercial? 29 00:01:08,598 --> 00:01:10,465 Well, I'm in the baseball business now. 30 00:01:10,467 --> 00:01:12,264 I'm one of the people. 31 00:01:13,003 --> 00:01:15,103 I'm scouting a new third baseman. 32 00:01:15,105 --> 00:01:16,938 He's coming in from Cuba, and he's due 33 00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:19,438 to walk out of the ocean first thing tomorrow morning. 34 00:01:24,753 --> 00:01:32,759 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 35 00:01:35,292 --> 00:01:37,458 We're not in the first row? 36 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:39,661 That's okay, I'll just yell louder 37 00:01:39,663 --> 00:01:42,419 when I need Pilot to go left or right. 38 00:01:42,966 --> 00:01:45,005 Oh, no, we're further back. 39 00:01:45,569 --> 00:01:46,901 Row three? 40 00:01:46,903 --> 00:01:49,370 Where Melania puts Tiffany? 41 00:01:58,048 --> 00:02:01,216 Well, I survived missionary with Stanley. 42 00:02:01,218 --> 00:02:03,023 I can survive this. 43 00:02:03,854 --> 00:02:05,887 - Just follow me. - What are you doing? 44 00:02:05,889 --> 00:02:07,088 Where are you going? 45 00:02:07,090 --> 00:02:08,223 There's nothing behind that curtain! 46 00:02:08,225 --> 00:02:10,391 It's just sky! 47 00:02:10,393 --> 00:02:11,693 We're in coach. 48 00:02:11,695 --> 00:02:14,095 With the paychecks-to-paychecks? 49 00:02:18,335 --> 00:02:20,702 Auntie Grace! 50 00:02:20,704 --> 00:02:23,071 Oh, Fiona! 51 00:02:23,073 --> 00:02:25,607 Oh, you're so pretty. 52 00:02:25,609 --> 00:02:27,008 My mom sends her love, by the way. 53 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:28,140 She did? 54 00:02:28,142 --> 00:02:30,044 No, but if she was able to love, I know she would. 55 00:02:30,046 --> 00:02:32,347 Hey, Will. 56 00:02:32,349 --> 00:02:34,916 Hey, sweetie. 57 00:02:34,918 --> 00:02:37,252 I'm so excited for you guys to meet Trevor. 58 00:02:37,254 --> 00:02:39,053 Trev? 59 00:02:39,055 --> 00:02:40,388 I'm gonna say hello, 60 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:41,456 and we're gonna have hugs and love and talk, 61 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:43,981 but first, I have to share some devastating news. 62 00:02:44,427 --> 00:02:47,395 - What's... what's wrong? - Brace yourself. 63 00:02:47,397 --> 00:02:48,863 Previews for the "Devil Wears Prada" musical 64 00:02:48,865 --> 00:02:52,072 are totally sold out in Chicago and Atlanta. 65 00:02:53,603 --> 00:02:54,936 You don't think I've already bought the tickets, 66 00:02:54,938 --> 00:02:56,471 T-shirts, and the shot glass? 67 00:02:56,473 --> 00:02:58,706 You, madam, have just won a Tony 68 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:01,415 for best revival of my spirit. 69 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:05,752 - Mini Will and Grace. - I don't see it. 70 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:08,116 Trevor. 71 00:03:08,118 --> 00:03:10,251 Oh, really glad to finally meet you, 72 00:03:10,253 --> 00:03:12,120 and please call me Aunt Grace. 73 00:03:12,122 --> 00:03:13,821 - Love this blue. - Oh. 74 00:03:13,823 --> 00:03:16,057 It's not just blue. It's not turquoise. 75 00:03:16,059 --> 00:03:17,725 It's not lapis. 76 00:03:17,727 --> 00:03:20,061 It's actually cerulean! 77 00:03:22,065 --> 00:03:24,062 There's some overlap, yeah. 78 00:03:24,968 --> 00:03:28,503 Shall I ring you if the contents of my compartment 79 00:03:28,505 --> 00:03:30,905 shift during flight? 80 00:03:30,907 --> 00:03:34,475 Oh, of course, my handsome first class passenger. 81 00:03:34,477 --> 00:03:37,645 It would be my pleasure to help you adjust your bag. 82 00:03:37,647 --> 00:03:40,915 Oh... 83 00:03:45,021 --> 00:03:47,088 That's my husband. 84 00:03:47,090 --> 00:03:48,589 It's our one-year anniversary. 85 00:03:48,591 --> 00:03:50,425 Oh, congratulations! 86 00:03:50,427 --> 00:03:52,927 - So far, so good? - Oh, so good. 87 00:03:52,929 --> 00:03:53,962 Oh. 88 00:03:53,964 --> 00:03:55,663 I always thought being married would make me 89 00:03:55,665 --> 00:03:57,665 feel like a badger in a trap 90 00:03:57,667 --> 00:04:00,015 that wants to bite his own foot off, you know? 91 00:04:01,037 --> 00:04:03,671 I been married 20 years. Never once strayed. 92 00:04:03,673 --> 00:04:06,841 Of course, if Sofia Vergara walked on the plane... 93 00:04:06,843 --> 00:04:08,106 I don't follow. 94 00:04:08,812 --> 00:04:11,212 Mm, number one on my hall pass list. 95 00:04:11,214 --> 00:04:13,681 You know, celebrities you're allowed to cheat with. 96 00:04:13,683 --> 00:04:16,031 The gay brethren have that too. 97 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,620 You'll never guess who's number one on my list. 98 00:04:19,622 --> 00:04:21,155 It's Ryan Phillipe. 99 00:04:21,157 --> 00:04:22,954 Oh, my God, that's right. 100 00:04:23,793 --> 00:04:26,961 How in the world did you guess that on the first try? 101 00:04:26,963 --> 00:04:28,396 Excuse me, I'm in the window seat. 102 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:29,795 Yeah, yeah, go ahead. 103 00:04:31,001 --> 00:04:32,533 Ryan can do it all. 104 00:04:32,535 --> 00:04:35,970 I mean, blockbusters, Oscar-winners. 105 00:04:35,972 --> 00:04:37,872 Iconic gay cult favorite. 106 00:04:37,874 --> 00:04:41,209 Oh, his tush in "Cruel Intentions" 107 00:04:41,211 --> 00:04:44,479 was my '90s crack addiction. 108 00:04:44,481 --> 00:04:47,395 This guy knows what I'm talking about, right? 109 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:55,302 - You seeing anyone? - I am. 110 00:04:55,304 --> 00:04:57,571 Well, now I'm intrigued. 111 00:04:57,573 --> 00:04:58,939 Who, pray tell, 112 00:04:58,941 --> 00:05:01,909 might this "stealer of hearts" be? 113 00:05:01,911 --> 00:05:04,678 Why, Trevor Banks, don't you know? 114 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,362 It's you, good sir! 115 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,817 No, really, we're dating. 116 00:05:09,819 --> 00:05:11,253 Oh. 117 00:05:15,758 --> 00:05:17,092 Oh. 118 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:19,594 Oh! 119 00:05:21,597 --> 00:05:22,763 That's why we're in New York: 120 00:05:22,765 --> 00:05:24,131 we're looking for a place together. 121 00:05:24,133 --> 00:05:25,767 Now they seem like us. 122 00:05:31,107 --> 00:05:34,475 I just assumed from what Fiona told me... 123 00:05:34,477 --> 00:05:36,877 You thought I was gay. Everyone does. 124 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:39,213 I'm not... I mean, I sleep with men, 125 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:42,616 but I also sleep with women. 126 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:44,118 He's bi. 127 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,986 Oh! 128 00:05:47,123 --> 00:05:49,207 That's so cool! 129 00:05:49,826 --> 00:05:52,393 Isn't that cool, Will? Trevor's bi! 130 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:53,807 Yeah, yeah. 131 00:06:04,974 --> 00:06:07,007 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 132 00:06:07,009 --> 00:06:08,909 I'm sorry if I bumped your arm. 133 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,377 Sometimes when I'm reading a script, 134 00:06:10,379 --> 00:06:12,606 I lose track of my physical body. 135 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:16,484 I can keep track of it for you. 136 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:22,990 Don't you think it's distractingly hot in here? 137 00:06:22,992 --> 00:06:25,326 I don't, but Glenn Close taught me how to regulate 138 00:06:25,328 --> 00:06:27,495 my surface body temperature through controlled breathing. 139 00:06:27,497 --> 00:06:29,763 I'm always a perfect 72 degrees. 140 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:32,000 Like a human San Diego. 141 00:06:32,835 --> 00:06:35,703 Funny, I've been told I'm a human San Francisco. 142 00:06:38,508 --> 00:06:39,707 They're dating? 143 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,876 Oh, bisexuality isn't even a thing. 144 00:06:41,878 --> 00:06:43,377 It's like saying, "I'm a cat person 145 00:06:43,379 --> 00:06:44,545 and a dog person." 146 00:06:44,547 --> 00:06:46,113 Come on. 147 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:47,248 Gun to your head, you know what you want 148 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,808 licking your face. 149 00:06:50,019 --> 00:06:51,752 - Do we say something? - I can't. 150 00:06:51,754 --> 00:06:53,120 I'm the cool aunt. 151 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:55,089 Well, that explains the outfit. 152 00:06:55,091 --> 00:06:56,232 What? It's cool. 153 00:06:56,234 --> 00:06:58,818 Yeah, you're super cool, Mrs. Roper. 154 00:07:01,197 --> 00:07:03,364 I guess we just let them figure it out on their own? 155 00:07:03,366 --> 00:07:04,865 I think we have to. 156 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:06,200 You guys know of any one-bedrooms 157 00:07:06,202 --> 00:07:07,234 in the neighborhood? 158 00:07:07,236 --> 00:07:09,303 We're gonna start looking after we get married. 159 00:07:09,305 --> 00:07:11,105 "Married"? You're... you're getting married? 160 00:07:11,107 --> 00:07:13,541 He proposed at a Beyoncé concert. 161 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:17,462 I liked it, so I had to put a ring on it. 162 00:07:18,414 --> 00:07:21,715 Fiona! 163 00:07:23,419 --> 00:07:26,346 I am so happy for you! 164 00:07:30,426 --> 00:07:32,435 - I'll take her. - I got him. 165 00:07:33,396 --> 00:07:36,664 I checked, and there are no open seats in first class. 166 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:38,632 And apparently, your Amex Black Card 167 00:07:38,634 --> 00:07:41,335 cannot get you helicoptered off the plane. 168 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:43,070 I don't like this. 169 00:07:43,072 --> 00:07:45,306 There are way too many people in this tin can 170 00:07:45,308 --> 00:07:46,607 to keep it in the air. 171 00:07:46,609 --> 00:07:47,675 It's just simple physics. 172 00:07:47,677 --> 00:07:50,277 Planes were only meant to carry four passengers... 173 00:07:50,279 --> 00:07:53,213 Three if DJ Khaled brings his leopard. 174 00:07:55,618 --> 00:07:58,118 I need more air! I need more room! 175 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,286 Oh! 176 00:08:00,256 --> 00:08:03,299 What was that? Did we just hit Santa Claus? 177 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,260 I think you're having a panic attack. 178 00:08:06,262 --> 00:08:08,996 I get them all the time... Like during a power outage 179 00:08:08,998 --> 00:08:11,850 or when my mom sends one of her dogs after me. 180 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,101 It's my fault. 181 00:08:14,103 --> 00:08:16,855 You shouldn't just assume that you're invited to Thanksgiving. 182 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:20,608 Don't be ridiculous. I don't get panic attacks! 183 00:08:20,610 --> 00:08:22,943 I cause panic attacks. 184 00:08:22,945 --> 00:08:24,311 Would you like something to drink? 185 00:08:24,313 --> 00:08:26,113 Oh, yes, thank God. 186 00:08:26,115 --> 00:08:29,283 - Vodka, please. - There you go. 187 00:08:33,823 --> 00:08:36,166 They shrunk the vodka. 188 00:08:37,293 --> 00:08:42,338 They shrunk the vodka! 189 00:08:43,499 --> 00:08:45,132 Hi, I'm back. 190 00:08:45,134 --> 00:08:48,769 Sorry, I forgot I was on a plane. 191 00:08:50,006 --> 00:08:52,239 I start filming the most challenging role 192 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:53,641 of my career tomorrow. 193 00:08:53,643 --> 00:08:54,708 I'm really struggling. 194 00:08:54,710 --> 00:08:56,311 You know... 195 00:08:56,979 --> 00:08:58,980 I'm an actor too. 196 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,348 Thank you. 197 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:03,751 Uh, if it's an issue 198 00:09:03,753 --> 00:09:05,819 having too many lines, 199 00:09:05,821 --> 00:09:08,355 I've found if you mess up enough, 200 00:09:08,357 --> 00:09:11,993 eventually, the director will take most of them away. 201 00:09:12,995 --> 00:09:15,062 Problem is, I'm filming my first gay sex scene, 202 00:09:15,064 --> 00:09:17,707 and I have no experience to draw on. 203 00:09:21,871 --> 00:09:24,438 See my, process is to experience everything 204 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,173 my character does firsthand. 205 00:09:26,175 --> 00:09:28,409 For "Crash," I spent three weeks doing ride-alongs 206 00:09:28,411 --> 00:09:29,943 with the LAPD. 207 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:33,047 For "Flags of Our Fathers," I gave my father a flag. 208 00:09:34,684 --> 00:09:37,618 But if I don't find some way 209 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,887 to have sex with a man on this flight, 210 00:09:39,889 --> 00:09:42,623 my performance is gonna be completely false. 211 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,317 Know anybody? 212 00:09:44,894 --> 00:09:46,694 Will you excuse me for one more second? 213 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,858 You know, there was a period of time 214 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,139 I thought I was bisexual. 215 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,524 - Really? - Oh, sure. 216 00:09:55,526 --> 00:09:57,275 You know, I was dating Grace, and I convinced myself 217 00:09:57,277 --> 00:10:00,445 that I could... I could actually choose to be with women. 218 00:10:00,447 --> 00:10:01,613 How tragic. 219 00:10:01,615 --> 00:10:04,549 I mean, you're so gay. 220 00:10:07,251 --> 00:10:09,385 I... I don't know about "so gay." 221 00:10:09,387 --> 00:10:12,154 You have whole bookshelf of books... 222 00:10:12,156 --> 00:10:14,097 about butts. 223 00:10:15,926 --> 00:10:17,850 Lot of those were gifts. 224 00:10:18,896 --> 00:10:19,828 To myself. 225 00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:23,532 The point is, sometimes saying you're bi 226 00:10:23,534 --> 00:10:26,035 can feel like a safe half-step 227 00:10:26,037 --> 00:10:28,904 when... when you're scared to jump all the way in, 228 00:10:28,906 --> 00:10:30,773 but deep down, you know. 229 00:10:30,775 --> 00:10:32,608 I mean, you're either a cat person 230 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:35,210 or a dog person. 231 00:10:35,212 --> 00:10:37,613 I'm more of a bird person. 232 00:10:37,615 --> 00:10:39,747 That's not a legitimate answer. 233 00:10:40,851 --> 00:10:42,584 You know, Will and I dated way back. 234 00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:44,253 I didn't know Will was bisexual. 235 00:10:44,255 --> 00:10:46,855 Oh, no, he was just gay, and I was into guys 236 00:10:46,857 --> 00:10:49,858 who like to clean and pick out my outfits. 237 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:52,194 - But you had sex? - Oh, no, no. 238 00:10:52,196 --> 00:10:54,096 He always made excuses. 239 00:10:54,098 --> 00:10:57,566 "I ate too much and now I'm insecure about my thighs." 240 00:10:57,568 --> 00:11:00,810 Wow, you really couldn't pick up on clues, could you? 241 00:11:01,372 --> 00:11:03,062 Let's focus on you. 242 00:11:03,974 --> 00:11:07,142 So how about you guys? Everything okay in the bedroom? 243 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,078 - I wish. - Uh-huh. 244 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,079 He can't get enough. 245 00:11:10,081 --> 00:11:13,449 He's like the Cookie Monster if cookies were... 246 00:11:20,057 --> 00:11:21,156 The only time we stop 247 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:24,083 is so he can take a bubble bath and watch "Pose." 248 00:11:25,129 --> 00:11:27,763 Oh, Fiona, sweetie, I just... 249 00:11:27,765 --> 00:11:29,932 Can I just say how much I love that we can do this? 250 00:11:29,934 --> 00:11:33,435 I feel like Grandma Bobbi is up there smiling, 251 00:11:33,437 --> 00:11:35,137 singing one of her songs, 252 00:11:35,139 --> 00:11:37,439 'cause you're kind of keeping the Adler flame alive. 253 00:11:37,441 --> 00:11:38,974 "The Adler flame"? 254 00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:40,476 She used to say... 255 00:11:40,478 --> 00:11:42,578 "Dear, never let anyone tell you 256 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,847 "who to be or how to live, 257 00:11:44,849 --> 00:11:47,449 "and if they do, tell them to get out of your business 258 00:11:47,451 --> 00:11:49,485 or get out of the way!" 259 00:11:49,487 --> 00:11:51,453 That's the Adler flame, 260 00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:53,571 and I totally see it in you. 261 00:11:54,425 --> 00:11:56,491 May it burn forever. 262 00:11:57,795 --> 00:12:01,263 You're giving me permission to have sex with Ryan Phillipe? 263 00:12:01,265 --> 00:12:02,664 Yes, mi amor. 264 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:04,967 What good are any of the contracts we have made 265 00:12:04,969 --> 00:12:09,638 if we do not honor the sanctity of the hallway passes? 266 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:13,475 So my husband is okay with me 267 00:12:13,477 --> 00:12:16,219 touching Ryan's "Philli-penis"? 268 00:12:18,149 --> 00:12:19,639 Si. 269 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:22,518 Okay. 270 00:12:24,355 --> 00:12:25,821 Hey, guys. 271 00:12:25,823 --> 00:12:29,358 Um, we love how much you love each other. 272 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:32,461 There's just... there's a big piece missing, and that's... 273 00:12:33,497 --> 00:12:35,998 Trevor, you're not bisexual. 274 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,666 You're gay. 275 00:12:37,668 --> 00:12:39,334 And Fiona, you're kidding yourself 276 00:12:39,336 --> 00:12:40,702 if you think that's not a problem. 277 00:12:40,704 --> 00:12:41,837 And we're only saying this 278 00:12:41,839 --> 00:12:43,305 because we've been where you are, 279 00:12:43,307 --> 00:12:46,074 and it caused us a lot of pain. 280 00:12:46,076 --> 00:12:48,010 Is that what you think, Aunt Grace? 281 00:12:48,012 --> 00:12:49,912 I think... 282 00:12:51,148 --> 00:12:52,414 What you two have is beautiful. 283 00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:54,215 Grace. 284 00:12:55,753 --> 00:12:57,219 Will, get out of their business 285 00:12:57,221 --> 00:12:58,803 and get out of their way. 286 00:13:02,893 --> 00:13:04,693 - Feeling better? - Oh, yeah. 287 00:13:04,695 --> 00:13:06,261 Yeah, I'm feeling wonderful. 288 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,062 We're all gonna die... 289 00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:12,000 while watching reruns of "According to Jim." 290 00:13:12,002 --> 00:13:14,203 It's the one where Jim loses his truck 291 00:13:14,205 --> 00:13:16,320 in an arm wrestling match! 292 00:13:18,576 --> 00:13:20,533 Well, that's a classic. 293 00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:23,679 Mrs. Walker, there's no difference 294 00:13:23,681 --> 00:13:25,848 between coach and first class. 295 00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:28,050 Underneath, aren't we all just people 296 00:13:28,052 --> 00:13:29,418 no matter where we sit? 297 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:32,454 Good lord, there is no barf bag 298 00:13:32,456 --> 00:13:35,173 big enough to hold what you just hurled up. 299 00:13:36,894 --> 00:13:39,928 Don't you understand? I grew up with nothing. 300 00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:43,432 Me and my doctors built me from the ground up. 301 00:13:45,703 --> 00:13:47,970 I can't die in coach. 302 00:13:47,972 --> 00:13:50,372 They'll find my body with the poors. 303 00:13:50,374 --> 00:13:52,641 All mixed in with the tater tots 304 00:13:52,643 --> 00:13:54,525 and the Crocs. 305 00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:58,914 This can't be the way my story ends. 306 00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:01,817 It's not going to. You just need to relax. 307 00:14:01,819 --> 00:14:03,552 How do you expect me to relax? 308 00:14:03,554 --> 00:14:05,745 I only brought uppers. 309 00:14:06,757 --> 00:14:09,091 It's too bad you don't have a service animal. 310 00:14:09,093 --> 00:14:11,125 You mean like a maid? 311 00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:14,630 No, i-it's a pet that's been trained to comfort you. 312 00:14:14,632 --> 00:14:17,432 Sometimes, holding on to a faithful companion 313 00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:19,401 who loves you unconditionally 314 00:14:19,403 --> 00:14:22,070 and only wants to serve you can help. 315 00:14:22,072 --> 00:14:23,679 Like a gardener? 316 00:14:24,742 --> 00:14:26,682 Give me your hand. 317 00:14:29,613 --> 00:14:31,647 Everything is going to be fine. 318 00:14:31,649 --> 00:14:33,782 The plane is not going to crash, 319 00:14:33,784 --> 00:14:36,919 and even if it did, you know what your story would be? 320 00:14:36,921 --> 00:14:39,021 It would be about a rich, beautiful woman 321 00:14:39,023 --> 00:14:42,114 who was admired by all of Manhattan. 322 00:14:42,593 --> 00:14:44,660 Keep talking. 323 00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:46,295 It would also say that she had 324 00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:48,412 more enemies than friends, 325 00:14:48,966 --> 00:14:52,501 and that she was rumored to have been lovers with Jackie O. 326 00:14:53,871 --> 00:14:56,462 I gave her that nickname, and... 327 00:14:59,476 --> 00:15:00,642 Between you and me, 328 00:15:00,644 --> 00:15:02,878 the "O" didn't stand for "Onassis." 329 00:15:07,194 --> 00:15:09,928 Okay, um... 330 00:15:10,937 --> 00:15:12,403 actually, before we get into this, 331 00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:14,195 um, I have an acting question. 332 00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,563 Do you mind? 333 00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:17,798 Literally nothing is more important 334 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,300 than an actor helping another actor 335 00:15:19,302 --> 00:15:20,861 get better at acting. 336 00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:24,405 Yes, okay. 337 00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:26,307 So, um, I was recently cast 338 00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:29,477 in the role of Estefan, 339 00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:32,947 a Spanish newlywed, whose spouse... 340 00:15:32,949 --> 00:15:34,458 "Yack"... 341 00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:38,152 is propositioned by a beautiful stranger. 342 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,787 Tennessee Williams? 343 00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:41,556 Sure, you can call the stranger whatever you want. 344 00:15:41,558 --> 00:15:44,325 So when Yack tells Estefan 345 00:15:44,327 --> 00:15:46,894 that Tennessee Williams 346 00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:49,664 wants to have a down-and-dirty hook-up, 347 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,499 uh, Estefan says go for it. 348 00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:53,668 But this is my question: 349 00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:56,771 why doesn't Estefan have a huge problem with it? 350 00:15:56,773 --> 00:15:58,506 Shouldn't that bother him? 351 00:15:58,508 --> 00:16:00,141 Hmm. 352 00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:03,311 Well, maybe Estefan's realized he's not cut out for marriage, 353 00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:06,280 and looking the other way is easier than admitting 354 00:16:06,282 --> 00:16:08,416 he's fallen out of love with... 355 00:16:08,418 --> 00:16:10,328 I'm sorry, did you say "Yack"? 356 00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:13,921 Yeah. 357 00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:15,590 I was afraid of that. 358 00:16:15,592 --> 00:16:18,419 Are gays guys always this sad before sex? 359 00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:27,178 Honestly, more than you think. 360 00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:31,305 Jack, stop. 361 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:35,144 Hello. 362 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,980 Jack, look, I know I said am cool with this, 363 00:16:38,982 --> 00:16:41,782 but I am not cool with this, okay? 364 00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:43,884 I just handed out warm nuts to the guests 365 00:16:43,886 --> 00:16:45,863 without even giggling once. 366 00:16:47,657 --> 00:16:50,725 I mean, I am falling apart, okay? 367 00:16:50,727 --> 00:16:52,994 Oh, me, too. 368 00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:56,063 I should be absolutely ruining Ryan Phillipe right now, 369 00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:57,667 but I can't. 370 00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:01,335 I don't care about some stupid hall pass anymore. 371 00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:03,638 Marriage is more than just a piece of paper. 372 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:07,341 It's a promise that you're the only one I wanna be with. 373 00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,220 Mi amor. 374 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,556 I'm sorry, Mr. Phillipe. 375 00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:16,384 I'm sorry, my emotions are right on the surface. 376 00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:17,918 That's why I'm such a good actor 377 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,388 and so terrible at Texas hold 'em. 378 00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:24,258 Are you as aroused as I am right now? 379 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,893 Oh, beyond measure... 380 00:17:25,895 --> 00:17:28,155 Because I did not bring the ruler. 381 00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:31,932 You know what, I'll leave you two alone, 382 00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:33,601 because love means never having to say, 383 00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:35,996 "I'll wait on the toilet until you're done." 384 00:17:38,408 --> 00:17:40,875 Wait, um, if you want, 385 00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:43,010 you can stay and watch. 386 00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:44,845 Really? 387 00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:47,248 You care that much about the accurate representation 388 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:50,136 of the LGBTQ community onscreen? 389 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,887 - That's why, yeah. - Yes, sure. 390 00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:57,124 How can you say he's not bisexual? 391 00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:59,093 He's dated more women than I have, 392 00:17:59,095 --> 00:18:01,128 and a lot of those women have dated a lot of the guys 393 00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,773 that he's dated. 394 00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:07,101 What the hell is going on out there? 395 00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:09,970 I think what Will is saying... And he brought this up. 396 00:18:09,972 --> 00:18:11,532 I'm just clarifying. 397 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,810 If a man is attracted to men, he might be gay. 398 00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:17,997 Again, his thoughts. 399 00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:20,414 And Trevor, if you think you're just gonna 400 00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:22,450 "not be attracted to men" for the rest of your life, 401 00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:23,317 you're lying to yourself. 402 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,619 But that's any monogamous relationship. 403 00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:28,656 You have to make a choice not to be with other people. 404 00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:29,824 You're right, but the part of you 405 00:18:29,826 --> 00:18:31,125 that chooses to be with women 406 00:18:31,127 --> 00:18:33,394 is just responding to societal pressure. 407 00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:36,557 It's the same reason we all watch "Big Little Lies." 408 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:40,134 How can you say bisexuality's not real? 409 00:18:40,136 --> 00:18:42,803 It's right in the middle of LGBTQ. 410 00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:46,941 Yes, I am familiar with the letters "LGBTQ." 411 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,744 You rolled your eyes at the "B." 412 00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:51,145 You're prejudiced against bisexuals. 413 00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:52,780 - I am not. - Then acknowledge the "B"! 414 00:18:52,782 --> 00:18:54,617 I refuse to acknowledge the "B." 415 00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:57,017 The "B"s and the "Q's just haven't figured out 416 00:18:57,019 --> 00:18:58,954 if they're "L" or "G" yet. 417 00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:03,290 Is that what you think, Aunt Grace? 418 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:04,835 I think... 419 00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:08,796 gender is between the ears. 420 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:12,199 How does that apply here? 421 00:19:12,201 --> 00:19:14,345 I don't know, I saw it on a T-shirt. 422 00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:16,704 Fiona, sweetie, I'm so sorry, 423 00:19:16,706 --> 00:19:19,807 but in my experience, 424 00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:21,442 Will is right. 425 00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:24,445 You guys, I just think you're a little confused. 426 00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:26,714 If someone told you at 22 427 00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:28,516 that you were "just confused"... 428 00:19:28,518 --> 00:19:31,552 You weren't really gay... What would you say? 429 00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:33,120 That I know who I am. 430 00:19:33,122 --> 00:19:36,690 I'm 22, and I'm telling you, I know who I am. 431 00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:38,827 Yeah, but that... that... 432 00:19:40,563 --> 00:19:42,248 Can't argue with that. 433 00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:45,834 I love Fiona. 434 00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:49,503 So get on board... 435 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,239 don't. 436 00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:54,575 We're not really looking for your approval. 437 00:19:54,577 --> 00:19:56,544 I know you guys are coming from a good place, 438 00:19:56,546 --> 00:20:00,181 but some of your ideas, they're just a little '90s. 439 00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:01,517 Oh. 440 00:20:05,188 --> 00:20:07,690 Please don't say "the '90s" like it's the '50s. 441 00:20:09,272 --> 00:20:10,685 Look, it's not your fault. 442 00:20:10,686 --> 00:20:12,686 You're just a product of when you grew up. 443 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,711 You probably still use mousse. 444 00:20:14,745 --> 00:20:16,745 - I have curly hair. - Light pomade. 445 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,517 Ooh we gotta bounce. 446 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,013 Oh, you're leaving already? 447 00:20:21,014 --> 00:20:22,607 Where are you guys going? 448 00:20:22,649 --> 00:20:24,649 Stella McCartney's having an all-night pop-up in Chelsea. 449 00:20:24,937 --> 00:20:27,309 And seeing this one in a Stella Mc Cartney 450 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:28,936 Makes me pop up. 451 00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:31,271 Babe that's like a "Will & Grace" joke. 452 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,210 I love you, tell your mom. 453 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,278 Ah, forget it. 454 00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:42,519 So. 455 00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:44,559 Just intolerant of someone's sexuality. 456 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:47,604 I guess we are not as cool as we thought we were. 457 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,962 Yeah. 458 00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:52,291 A-Although, when we were shamed into it, 459 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,431 we were willing to learn. 460 00:20:53,432 --> 00:20:54,748 That-that'll make us good parents. 461 00:20:54,748 --> 00:20:58,548 Sure. And the good news is that by the time we need to 462 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,759 talk about this with our kids, we'll be dead. 463 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,829 Or we'll be 114. 464 00:21:03,835 --> 00:21:06,056 And popping all sorts of wonderful new pills. 465 00:21:07,189 --> 00:21:09,268 Now that makes me pop up. 466 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,021 - See we are funny. - I know!